I'm going to post a platypus every day until all of /an/ wants a puggle to snuggle.Old thread>>>3953198
I already wanted one
>>4071409Have you passed on the gift of platypus wanting to others?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
io? voto PD.
>>4073392??? I only speak English and bad English unfortunately anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I broke my hand so I can't make a plats in hats post, but if I could I would make a plats in hats post. Keep up God's work Platyanon.
>>4075515I will make a new one just for you anon.Sorry late night at work hope this goes through in time.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4074602>platypus-diabetes
>>4076128That must be a pic from an article about platypus venom being used in research for the treatment for the beetus. The delivery mechanism of platypus venom is is virtually identical to the one in us that delivers insulin. Except platypus "spicy insulin's" is almost ten times more persistent. If they can take out the no tread on duck puppy parts and bond it to synthetic insulin people who have to take insulin would only need to take a shot every couple of weeks instead of daily. It's a huge deal for them.https://www.adelaide.edu.au/news/news100682.html#:~:text=The%20world%2Dfirst%20discovery%20of,by%20the%20University%20of%20Adelaide.
>>4077210>>4076014>>4073570>>4074602Ah ta ta platypusanon, but it seems you put out a daily reminder twice in one day... twice! Worse still, you forgot to remind me on the 14th and 16th! Regardless, this only proves your lack of resolve in convincing me of getting a platypus and thus I will not be getting one.
>>4077387I live right on the border of a time zone. It was 2300 when I left work and I guess my watch was slow, but for some reason 4chan registered the 16th's as the 17th. There most certainly is a reminder on the 14th. You even highlighted the post.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4077387I am going to find you and insert a male platypus into your bed, with instructions to sting you in your sleep.
>>4079279Judging by how contrarian he is. He might enjoy it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4075515New plat in hat just for you anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>408185910/10PlatyPlopHatAnon
>>4071368>Named the Duck Billed PlatypusDoes that mean there are rare non-duck billed Platypi out there? Can you duck pill me?
>>4083671Kind of. The reason their scientific name is ornithorhynchus is because the name platypus was already given to a type of stick bug. Platypus means flat footed in Latin. To the best of my knowledge stick bugs do not have duck bills.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4071368I want one, I just want to feel something
>>4086057No hard boop the platypus snoot pleaze. They do not like it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4085565Glad to see you're still at it anon, keep up the good work!
>>4086792Thank you anon. Also kākāpō best birb. Good tastes anon.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Straya is training dogs to find new platypus friends.https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2022/feb/04/sniffer-dogs-are-being-trained-to-track-down-threatened-platypus-populations-videoThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
most based thread
>>4091716Super cute and saved.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>4091607Thank you, but the platypuses did all of the work of being the most based animals.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4093531Thank you for posting these, they are brilliant. Do you know what they are from?This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4094525You can search カモノハシ on pixiv and you'll see a bunch of cute pictures of platys from all sorts of artists. The one I keep posting is from 扇聿(せんいつ)(pixiv/en/users/3138799) and its my favorite because the platypus has a little aussie hat which I thought was cute.
>>4071368I thought you were dead
>>4094561>カモノハシThank you for this. Embarrassingly I never thought of that and it's been years since I made a considered effort to scour other languages for fresh platypus content. The artist that made these (扇聿(せんいつ) helped restore my faith in humanity a little.>>4094597No sorry for the impromptu hiatus, but some times my work has me going out in the functional middle of nowhere and I wasn't able to secure a reliable means of posting every day. On the upside that one is supposedly my last time.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4095066>considered not concerted Oof autocorrect. I should never post before I have my coffee.
>>4096042look at that cute little face
>>4097131I think they're all cute.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Thanks to anon >>4094561 I started searching for platypus content in other languages and so far have found some great new picks and a couple of decent vid. So thanks for reminding me the whole world doesn't catalog everything in English. I was just being a little lazy in hindsight. Here's a Korean vid with some good platypus content.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSz4mylkltcThis is your daily reminder to want a (오리너구리/olineoguli) platypus
This is your daily reminder to want a platypus or, (ornitorrinco) as it is known to our Spanish speaking anons.
>>4100201Man that little dude looks intense. Makes me want to have one.
>>4098030>>4099222These ones don't even have the excuse of being anesthetised. Why are they so cuddly?
>>4100338If you go By R value and follicle density there's a strong possibility they have the snuggliest fur coat on the planet. It might also be a contributing factor as to why they are so smug sometimes.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4100214The funny thing is that sometimes they actually are that intense.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4071368>Haven't visited /an/ for over a year>Still come back to find comfy platypus threadsDoing God's work anonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQECj4s2y3E
>>4102581Nice video and thank you.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4104054The biologist is like: "okay, checkup is over, thanks for being so cooperative. . um would you mind getting out of the pillowcase?" Platy: "No! Comfy!"
Ahhh post faster darn it.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Not going to get stuck in a dead zone and be late for posting today.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
My wrist is almost knitted back together. Thank you for your service Platyanon.
>>4106217Glad to hear you are doing better. Truthfully I do this as much for me as for others. Even when the day/week/year is going 2020 on me I still have platypuses to post.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
these things are not realmeds NOW
>>4106644My Dr says they are and that you should want one.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
https://youtu.be/Bx51eegLTY8
>>4110502Platypuses in slow-motion are always epic.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
You know, my desire for a platypus is beginning to wane ever to slightly. I sure do hope that I get some sort of a boost to said desire sometime soon
>>4114950https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs7LRo45Vo4I need to find a new webm editor mine is being not worky.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4115176Uninstall and reinstall, any error messages from the program or 4chan?Make sure it's set to output vp8 and no audio.
https://files.catbox.moe/gohfn3.mp4
>>4116104That is easily one of the cutest platypus videos I have ever seen. Thank you.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>4116527I'm astonished at how cute they are, she actually closes her eyes and slow blinks when she is petted like a dog.
>>4118401They actually actively seeking out human interaction when they are exposed to affection and proper care. Even some wild platypuses have shown a willingness to seek out people that they have learned not to fear. The ones at the Tasmanian salmon (trout) farms largely ignore people unless they have fish pellets. I don't know how the estate would feel about it, but some mad lad could theoretically get a koiboi selfie feeding one pellets there.https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrIfbiSaw9zk&ved=2ahUKEwil_5-iy-z2AhWcIkQIHYgmBRkQz40FegQIChAO&usg=AOvVaw1X1_4VK50KZNerrw7WF0s5This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4118818My apologies for the crap link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIfbiSaw9zk&t=188shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kMjM6JF-A8
>>4117606That looks a whole lot like a bleeding platypus, especially the thumbnail.
>>4119423Just bad lighting and compression. No platypuses were harmed in the making of that .gifThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4118818I would like very much to get a koiboi selfie, but like the quokkas of ratnest island, I would be too worried about giving one of these beautiful animals some kind of zoonotic illness. I could always wear surgical gloves and buy some live bait from a fishing stall down river? I think I will see if I can buy my christmas cards from a platypus sanctuary instead.
>tfw just learned that platys have electroreceptionneato. I checked wiki to see if they were endangered, but they were in the near-threatened category which is a relief.
>>4119699They apparently are completely fine and quiet happy to eat small quantities of the actual fish pellets. The variety of their diet makes them pretty flexible.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4120695Can we get some anon to timestamp a platy for this thread? It would be really easy, just find one of those ponds, put down a sticky note on the river side and snap a pic while Mr Platy is eating his fish food.
>>4118818belleds :DD
>>4121640I need to draw this when I get home tonight.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4071368I want a platypus now
I've always wanted one, they're so cute and dorky 😭😭😭
>>4122148>>4122151That's what I like to hear.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I don't know if I'm entirely happy with how this came out.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4124216>not animated
>>4124247I don't have a platypus animation that would even close to match up. Sorry.
>>4120890I'm sure it's possible, but organizing anything on the Chan's is extremely dodgy. Hopefully within the next year or two I can get together everything to take a vacation to Australia and hopefully Tasmania. If I do I will 100% try try and get a selfie with a platypus.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Thank you for the platypus posts, OP.
>>4125549You're welcome. If you want more. I'll be here.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
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>>4131012That platypus looks very content
>>4133080They are very comfy animals when they are being well taken care of. The search engine confused picrel with stuffed animals it looked so comfy.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4133080They can also be very intense when they want to.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4134803TFW a puggle remembers there are people who don't want to cuddle them.
>>4135363I would prefer to believe that they are just as of yet unaware of the fact that they do in fact want to cuddle a puggle.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4071368Guys...I think I may want a platypus...
>>4137124All I ever wanted to hear.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4138263You don't understand, I think I want one ...sexually
>>4071368Join my fuggen server if you're from Perth W.A.://discord.gg/fXuMX3ZGSD
>>4071368I saw a video of a platy recently and thought of you, OP. keep up the good wordI still want one as a pet but I know it will never happen
>>4071368I want a platypus
>>4135363>TFW a puggle remembers there are people who don't want to cuddle them.>there are people who don't want to cuddle themDoubt.
>>4138488Doesn't mean that if they do become more common that you couldn't volunteer as a assistant platypus keeper.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4138271We have been over this. No snu snu the duck puppy.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4136110There are uncontacted tribes in the amazon basin, the sentaleese islanders etc, I would suggest eastern china too, but they might find them cute AND delicious D:
>>4141243Not likely. Even abbos know better than to hunt the duck puppy.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Have you seen this Platyanon? A game called Planet Zoo has some cute looking plats.
>>4143567I'm not usually into sim games like that, but for platypuses I could make an exception. I wonder if someone were to send the developers pictures of platypus displays like healesville sanctuary or San Diego safari park if they would update the game for realism?Also thank you for the reason to look up the safari park because I didn't know they had a live cam of the display.https://sdzsafaripark.org/cams/platypus-camThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I wonder if platypuses can ever evolve to fill a niche similar to crocdillians
>>4147738Ancient platypuses used to be larger and have teeth. So in some respects they have been adapting away from that role for quite some time now.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4148558>TFW you were born too late to see a puggle death roll
>>4149041I'm having a hard time finding a video of it, but platypuses do still do do battle with one species of animal. Australian water rats are their natural enemies and even the female platypuses will fight them to the death some times. If they fight in the water the platypus will drown the rat with their tail by holding them under water.https://www.abc.net.au/news/science/2019-11-30/platypus-rakali-fight-controversy/11746172This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4149742It seems fitting the platypus' natural enemy is the coolest rodent
I legally can't own a platypus and I live in Australia. I'd be afraid of getting stung by it anyway.
>>4150102>legally can't own a platypusThere are farmers on the east coast of your country with happily platypus occupied farm ponds that might disagree.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4086694father i require the boopsboop me insteadplease
>>4148558oy mate they still have back teeth, less than Oburodon but more than 'chidnas
>>4151435I was under the impression that they were called grinding pads and not teeth. It's like fingernail material. That's one of the reasons they pick up small mouthfuls of gravel from the riverbed when they chew something up. You can see the bottom pads pretty clearly in this pic.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Could someone make a webm out of this for platyanon and the greater puggle wantening?https://files.catbox.moe/revs6l.mp4
>>4152539I believe someone just did. Although I have to ask. Where do you get your source material from because it's amazing.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4153087#Platypus on Instagram. Much appreciated PlatyAnon, I have rural internet speeds and uploading is even worse.
>>4154349That is one seriously cute puggle.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
everyday for 2 months, based. I think I need a platypus bros...
>We consider every day a plus>To spend it with a platypus>We're always so ecstatic>Cause he's semi aquatic>Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus>Brings smiles to the both of us>Life's never fuddie duddy>With our webfooted buddy
>>4155658Very cleaver anon. Thank you.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4156740There are no records of anyone trying to eat one. Platypuses only lay fertilized eggs. So probably not. Not to mention that they are very smol and no eating the duckpuppy.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4158043You always say that but how do I get one?
>>4158132You must find a platypus rich area, and then settle in such an area
>>4159157I have frequently recommended anything that involves property in eastern Australia that has access to fresh water. Especially anything like a farm pond. My play is a little more elaborate, but I must keep it a secret for opsec reasons.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4159312While I do like how the Australian government actively protects animals like platys, it also makes befriending a puggle difficult. It's a catch-22 situation.
>>4160276>SteamBoatPlatypusThe way that one is hunched over makes me think it is carrying something with it's tail. Just can't see what.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4160816You know what, I think you might be right, we have seen video evidence of plats carrying nest material with the tail grasping it like a fist, the plat in question already has a bit of pond weed on it's back, I just assumed he was late for an appointment or something.
>>4160313How did this plat get covered with metal? Did someone do this to him?
DUCKDOG
>>4161809Yes. Yes they are.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4162971Should have linked the video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OFeOZw7efwThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4160936It's a Terminator sent back in time to stop us from wanting a platypus.
>>4164115look at that oxygenated Ornithorhynchus anatinus
>>4164247Imagine how fresh and clean the yabbies are from those waters? That plat knows what they are doing.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Shit I got off work late.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4168938Their fur looks so thick and soft
>>4168938An albino platypus? Now I've seen everything.
>>4169053It is among the thickest and the softest.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4170011I almost got rused and thought this was somekind of exotic crested plat. You sneaky sausage platyanon.
>>4170583I might have to redo my platypus in fur hat image.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Snuggles are okay, but not enough people want to snuggle puggles
who would win, platypus anon or lemur anon?
>>4171956On water or land and in what kind of contest? Because platypuses can hold their own surprisingly well.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
You've convinced me, OP.
>>4172225Excellent. But there's still more work to be done. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4173277That sure does look like a hardworking plat
>>4171956Lemuranon is horny. Platypusanon is an anon of focus, commitment, and sheer will.
>>4173277Digger platy spent too much time around Irish builders and Polish tradies, federal gimps can't make "X" sanctuary to stop him wearing a tiny hardhat.
>>4173402I think most platypuses are pretty hard working.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4169373Not to be rude, but that platypus is not an albino. Although some are closer to blonde than the normal brown.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4071368>Still liking platypuses
>>4175439This, but unironically.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4176345>squish that plat
Why do they have such beady eyes.
>>4071368Is looks so fucking juicy
>>4176683They don't actually rely on their eyes very much. The Australian settlers actually called them water moles and it's actually a pretty accurate description.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4176522>It was a full platy deep tissue cuddle.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4178594How big do they get?Do they stay just as cute when they get older?
>>4180913Their size mostly depends on the region they are from. Upper Australian ones are the smallest and the Tasmanian ones are the largest. Although none of them are larger than a medium small dog. On average they are perfect cuddling size.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I do not want a platypus.
>>4182171I don't believe you. I'm going to need some proof please.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4182808Not in a train or on a treeNot in my car, just let me beI do not want one in a boxI do not want one with a foxI do not want one with a mouseI do not want one in my houseI do not want one here or thereI do not want one anywhereI do not want this plat you spamI do not want one Sam-I-Am
>>4100201Negress
>>4180913Big enough.
>>4182853
>>4071368Did Phineas and Ferb ever mention that Platypus are venomous creatures?
>>4184016Not to my knowledge, but I've only seen clips of the show.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4182844This seems almost like copy pasta, but I just can't put my finger on it. Medium effort attention spamming tells my you secretly want a platypus.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>These young Tasmanian Platypus are now out of the nesting burrows and they are hungry! Meander Valley TasmaniaCredit: Joy Kachina Photography on Instagram: instagram.com/joykachinaphotography/
>>4185350>self post, sorryI really like how he takes a moment to catch his breath, bobs to the surface like a rubber duck and goes back to mucking things up twice as hard.
>>4185309Nigga its from Green Eggs and Ham, did you not read Dr. Seuss as a kid?
>>4185368>Platyposting is a art.www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DP9FRxokO2so&ved=2ahUKEwi9nsWE44L4AhVroY4IHUh9D9UQr4kDegQIHBAE&usg=AOvVaw36AZc0wWCzVX4h_pCJhkNnThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4185368Outside of America & Canada, Doctor Seuss is not well known. Anglo Sphere children read things like Tin-Tin and Enid Blighton.
>>4186252>Never trust shitposting. Even your own.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9FRxokO2so
>>4076660Nice networking, anon :)
>>4186268I was being sarcastic. I knew where it was from.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4189835you're doing Gods work platypusanon. I appreciate you.
>>4190870Thank you anon. I try.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4189835It's so smol!
Is this your doing, platyanon?
>>4191004It's a baby, but especially in places like Queensland they do not get very large.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>4191032It was not, but I will gladly save it and possibly do something with it later. TY.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4191032I thought this looked like a chan banner, but I hadn't seen it used yet and normally there's something funny written in it. Now I a feel sillyThis is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I heard platypus taste terrible
>>4195529I certainly would hope so.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
After a period of careful consideration and daily lurking of this thread, I have decided that yes, I do want a platypus. What is the next step, OP?
>>4196701We have decided that the optimal method would be to buy a piece of land adjacent to a slow moving creek in Tasmania, build a duck pond and slowly earn the trust of a local platy though fish pellets and providing a safe, quiet environment.The rub is: you will actually befriend a platypus, not own them outright. But seriously, you can join conservationist groups who have monthly river walking sessions when they clean the river of things which could hurt wildlife (litter, fishing lines, lures, nets etc), you will start seeing plats straight away only you know where to look.
>>4196751Seriously good answer.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
I need to download the vods off of here when I get home from work.https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/topics/wildlife/2022/05/hobart-community-rallies-around-rivulet-platypus/This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
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>>4201778Man, I love platy videos. So much better to still images
>>4201797Then have another.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
One more week and I will be all out of thread and have to start another.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus
>>4204705Oh no. Did he died?
Platypussies are cool and all that, but aren't they poisonous as fuck? Why would I WANT a platypuss?
>>4088313I thought only the males have venomous spurs
>>4205901Just sedated. What happened is in the filename. The thing on his bill is a respirator. He got chipped for science. The doctor is checking his heartbeat in the pic.This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
>>4206347Yes only the males have the spurs. This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
Boy June 18th seems like a perfect day to go an a picnic to see some platypuses.This is your daily reminder to want a platypsu.
>>4209874never heard of platypsu, where can i find one
