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They are pretty based if you ask me
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you should get some wolf paraphernalia to remind you of them as you go about your daily life
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how much?
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>>3985296
You just know
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>>3985296
Me too
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>Good looking
>Graceful
>Empathetic
>Goofy
>Hard working
>Eats meat almost exclusively
Perfect woman
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>>3985296
Awoooo
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>>3985296
I want to pet a wolf, at least once
I would never own one, because I understand why that would be irresponsible, and I don't think I'd be well suited to take care of one long term
I just want to meet one and feel how fluffy it is
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>>3985613
Its the exact same as a husky, trust me.
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>Primarily carnivorous mammal
>Typically weighs anywhere from 80 to 180lbs with males being the larger ones with heavier set faces
>Mostly live in northern regions, adapted to low light and cold weather
>Communicate with calls, body languages, and facial expressions
>Normally have light eyes that allow communicating with gaze direction and aid in low-light vision
>Weak individually, derive strength from being highly cooperative
>Live in extended family groups headed by the eldest mated pair, distrust outsiders
>Children who mate move out to found their own groups
>Very intelligent for their size due to social living, utilize relatively sophisticated tactics on hunts
>Have been documented passing unique culture on to their young, teaching them how to navigate the world, find food, and interact with others, leading to long lasting groups having distinct behaviors that are not the result of instinct
>Genetically adaptable, rapidly domesticated and adapted to a more peaceful, pro-social life with a more varied diet including more grains and veggies
Next I'll describe the wolf
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Wolves are the best
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>>3985296
Wolfag
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>>3986125
hug him and pet him a lot, give food and smooch it
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bump
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>>3985613
Wolf creek habitat in Indiana rescues wolves if you visit they will let you into the pen and you can pet them.
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>>3985806
Ouch, I felt that one anon.
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>>3985806
You didnt mention rape so thats totally not northerners
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>>3987723
He knows he fucked up
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>>3987749
Wolf wife wolf life
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>>3988644
Woolves
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>>3988637

:)
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You will never be a real wolf. You have no awoo, you have no fur, you have two legs. You are a zoophile man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your hairy appearance behind closed doors.

Wolves are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed canines to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even furries who “pass” smell uncanny and unnatural to a dog. Your pheromone composition is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk husky mix home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your degloved, infected "red rocket".

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake howl every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth species, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a human is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably a hominid.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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>>3989029

"Is this guy harassing you little brother?"
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>>3989053
it's like pepe and apu.
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>>3989555

Awooo
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