Horse General: Stalker EditionPrevious thread: >>3965488
>>3980334First for there is nothing more pure than the love between a man and a mare!
How quick to judge are horses anyway? Do they make a snap judgement as to whether they like someone or not?
>>3980345As they say at /tg/, that depends on the setting
>>3980348Not sure what you mean. I guess if you meant like someone just barging in on a sleeping horse and being a dick, the horse won't like them, whereas someone coming over bearing carrots would probably be welcomed. But my question was meant to be general. Do they have people they just don't take to, no matter what?
>>3980352Dude, each horse has his or her own personality.Moreover, different breeds have different temperament.Horses living in different conditions can have a different worldview even within the same breed.The short answer is yes, that is possible that a certain horse would reject a certain human no matter what.
>>3980345Depends on their personality and kind mare spirits or lack thereof.
>>3980361>The short answer is yes, that is possible that a certain horse would reject a certain human no matter what.So most don't. That's all I was asking.
but what if hypotethically the horse consents to the human?
>>3980386Then it is acceptable to lay with them.
>>3980435And give smooches
I thought /an/ was supposed to be the wholesome board on 4chan
>>3980450They're half whey through retaining their seed for a month and on a normal day they are extreme mare enthusiasts.
How many big animals have you killed and how much do horses like you?
>>3980334Imagine the radiation would make those mares grow to an enormous size. Ha that would be something…
>>3980472Have you looked at the big mare manifesto recently?
post mare ass
>>3980337Based nmp poster
I don't know if any of you are living with the damn things but lemme tell you, personal experience?The two I'm dealing with are the living embodiment of "Human thing fall down, I can't even conceptualize humor, I just do this, you figure it out (dick)"Left a six pack of cup ramen on the picnic table.Not even halfway through the night, I go back out, they knocked the wrapped carton off, they tore the shrinkwrap off, they pulled out 2 or 3 of the fuckers, ate the wrapper and cardboard off one, chewed the styrofoam off, they ate a fucking uncooked ball of cup ramen.They don't even have a nut between the two of them I could kick.
>>3980436>>3980435sexy images, thank you for sharing
>>3980463i would love to keep nofap for a half of a month and then satisfy a mare
>>3980472*the mare accidentaly squirts onto you**the whole city now is in yellow and white colors*
>>3980337I'm agree with you, anon
>>3980789>sitting this close to a keplie
>>3980906Maybe it's one of those found footage movies.
>>3980450lol, we're some of the most empathetic sounding, but that's just because the topic is around animals and usually not humans.We have never been the "wholesome board". That title probably goes to /po/.
>>3980955> That title probably goes to /po/.Did you mean /pol/
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>>3980965it is very cute, a real love
>>3980450You should see what people here writes when anyone posts that video of a horse stomping a child
>>3980967>That one anon that posted the entire Gettysburg addressYou know he did it from memory too.
>mfw thinking back to the horse I jokingly made fun of her weird keyhole eye pupilsI didn't think it would get to her that badly.
I still don't get why horse professionals don't like white sclera horses.I think they look extremely beautiful.
>>3981012A lot of horses have human eyes. They keep them in a little jar they wear around their necks.
>>3981029wait a minute
>>3981053/mlpol/ was pretty wholesome, for the short time it existed.
>>3981086The best thing about it though was the sheer confusion of all the normies and professional and sometimes even paid agitators that infest that board. They literally didn't know what was up and acted all weird. Also, the tons of bots that broke that day, kek.Horses may be the most powerful force on this planet.
>>3981086/mlpol/ was a disaster for /mlp/ polfags should have stayed in their containment board after the fact
>professional and sometimes even paid agitators
>>3981157you could have just ignored that one
reminder that animals can't consent.
>whole world takes steroids to get swole>meanwhile mongolians:>lets just do hard work while drinking mare milk
>>3981909that horse is so cute
>>3981914>all mongols have the same dietHello, retard
>>3981909>evil boomer trying to chase away lost horse
>>3981941>mmh hey sweetie, so alone?>came here to fart.
>>3980789tfw no kelpie friend to feed humans too
>>3981941>continuing to get in the horse's space after the first "fuck off"wasn't it not obvious enough or something
>>3981990Normies can't into animals.
>>3981909Faggot wagie security guard stressed out as it wasn't in his training. based horse and based Cheshire cop who wasn't a total faggot and was like 'err hello horse'horsey was just trying to find a bag of carrots, let the nigga do his thing
>>3982066Exactly. If a horse walked into my shop it would be the absolute highlight of the whole month.
>>3981990this. when the ears go back and the eyes bulge best step the fuck away or get bitten. Anyone got the webm of the faggot cyclist getting in a horses face and getting chomped on? Had it saved but lost it.
>>3982066>Wanting a horse to come in and shit on the floorYeah no thanks
>>3982091cool, I think the security guard was thinking the same and he got mogged by a pony.
>>3982091sounds like your shop deserves to get horse pooped on
>>3982091wagie anon fears the horse visitor>g-get out horse... m-mr sheckleberg will be so angry if you poop here"i need all the carrots you have"
>>3982091apparently horses are naturally averse to shitting indoors not on grass
>>3982369why are they so P - E - R - F - E - C - Tthey indeed aren't from this earth, everything about them is pleasant, soothing, aesthetic, attractive, smart
>>3982370They're objectively nice but it's also genetic programming. We lived with dogs and horses for thousands of years.
always fun to meet other horse general residents on other boards. it's always important to have hoofs on the ground everywhere
>>3981968oh my god did he died?
>>3982439the horse is fine.............................................................................................
>>3980778Horses - no sense of right or wrong.
>>3981157take your mares, schizo
>>3982492lmao literally me
One of them bears a secret.
>>3983336You can't ride a Borzoi into battle.
god I want to wank a stallion
>>3982091most animals aren't inclined to shit in a place they aren't familiar with considering shitting is something that makes you very vulnerable
>>3983342Imagine the leisureimagine the adventure
>>3983387>>3983342oh wait, I misread and thought you meant WALK a stallion
>>3983387I can always hear this webm
Recommend horse youtubers or a mare will decline your advances
>>3983563I wouldn't want thathttps://youtu.be/FHUNfXxPy70
>>3983892Poor little foal. RIP.
sex with mares
>>3983894Hello? Horny police? I have someone you should take a look at.
>>3983893What we have here is failure to communicate. Some mares you just can't reach.
>>3983916Ich hatte KEINEN Sex mit dieser Stute.
>>3984088JA JA. DAS SAGEN ALLE.SIE KOMMEN MIT MIR.
>>3984093Ear bonnets are too cute.
>>3984121Okay you can go this time.But don't fuck her again.
The Welsh folktales attribute Arthur to owning two horses, the mare Llamrei and the stallion Hengroen
>>3984148They also attribute to him a dog named Caval said to be as big as a horse, some linguists think there is a mistranslation going on and it too is a horse, but I think it is pretty obvious what sort of dog the bards must have meant
>>3984148i love named horses in stories, it's a neat honorific
>>3984156I would not stand behind that horse
>>3984156Please. The Polizeipferde just left. Not again.
>>3984158none of the tail ribbons mean anything good
>>3984164What about the magenta ribbon that means quivering slut horse?
Any horse enthusiasts also enjoy wrestling animals ever pin a pony/horse for a bit? How you do it usually?
>>3984173no I don't want to get inhaled once more
If society collapses and we're back to weird villages how would we ever know we're talking to a horse gen regular? We're on 5 continents so far, six if that one snowanon wasn't doctoring his photos. I'd love to meat one of you completely by accident one day. I'd sit there and order a Squash Soup. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a mare and maybe a couple of foals. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.
>>3984156these forms turn on everybody
>>3984156That is a very nice looking piece of biology.
>>3984381>>3984385What if it's male?
it isnt normal, is it?
>>3984402people say you shouldnt kiss a gift horse in the mouth
>>3984410Disregard society. Embrace horse kisses.
>>3980334I recognize those horses! I saw them when I went to Chernobyl
>>3984553Did they have any enhancements?
>>3984557they are bulletproof and I heard if you follow them they take you to rare artifacts
>>3984399This makes it only better like a good wine
>>3984418thank you for posting the marvellous pictures and have a good day
>>3984215Extremely based. We're all going to make it.
>>3984612>All we hear is Radio Horses
flare or no
>>3984915Most flares look too big compared to the rest of the unit. They look best when the flare is just starting to show.
>>3985293How can you save videos from Twitter? Not that one in particular, but just so I know, if I find a video that I like.
>>3985293i would give anything for slapping this
>>3985293Can someone translate all the comments?
>>3985311"wow so hot""this turned me on""do you have a collection of these?"etc
>>3985311"Because the wind is strong, the tail is fluttering and exposed. I can't usually see it with a fluffy tail ~"
>>3985293Imagine the swamp ass in summer
Why they smell so good?Sometimes I even get horny(towards women, not animals)
>>3985327Mareromones. They're compatible with humans. They can even interbreed but that's forbidden knowledge now.
>>3985327I don't liked the smell of horses when i was a kid, but when i grew up, the smell makes me wacky too. maybe they have pheromones and when you are not mature, you do not feel them
>>3985295>How can you save videos fromyt-dlp, gallery-dl or jdownloader. That is true for 99% of the websites.
>>3985293Would the horse mind if I fucked it?
>>3985293Need this but with a mare instead
I still can't get over how stinky fucked this one up bros....
>>3985677sometimes I wish I could make a living just by carting around people with a horse cart pulled by two beautiful horses
>>3985683scratch that, I ALWAYS wish I could do that.
>>3985683>>3985686not a job for me, with a sight like that>>3985677 I wouldn't be able to focus on the road.
>>3985686>>3985683They whey fuel prices are going it may be a reality. You'll just have to suffer broken blood vessels in your dick if you're a horse enthusiast though.
>>3985693pretty sure you can keep those blood vessels healthy and stronk by adjusting your diet. bet there also some crazy herbs for that shit.
>>3985693No need to suffer broken blood vessels with a presenting mare in front of you.
Be honest, have you ever paid for horse nuzzles and breath sharing?
>>3985714I pirate my nuzzles and breath sharing.
>>3985714I once paid a mare 10 carrots to hold her hoof for 46.3 seconds. She discretely arrived at my house and we did the deed. I do not regret it.
>>3985714That's a low price to pay
>>3985683>>3985686That would be an amazing job come to think about it. Out in the fresh air, 2 nice mares infront, would be wonderful
>>3985295youtube-dl or the alternate yt-dlp. youtube-dl downloads from many, many sites.
>>3987314Someone get this hothead out of here!
>>3980334I love their snowpittys.
>>3988081I wanna bury my nose in a mare's mane
>>3988605>wanking that dick and scooting around that extraction device like some complete pleb instead of trying to keep it steadymust be some random tiktokthot. no way she's actually working that job.
What improvements would you like to see in horses in the next few years?
>>3988694human intelligence and interbreeding, so I finally can marry.
>>3988694You can see she's already really weak and lethargic but he keeps extracting minerals. This is horrible
48 hours until I see my lovely Britney again.First I'll come in her paddock, call her. She'll come to me, curious and playful.Then I will kiss her on the nose, groom her neck, and smell her mane.
>>3988754what are you going to do after? what is about her backend?
>>3988774>what are you going to do after?ride her till the night
>>3988807Why did they censor "wash"?
>>3988815President Donald Crump
>>3988754What can I do to have my own mare to visitWhat did you do anon?
>>3988983You should be asking what was the cost
>>3988696What this guy said would be niceBut the ability to vomit, so they die less often of that.>>3988754You're lucky. Treasure her!
>>3988696They CAN interbreed. You just have to do it right.
>>3980334working on a story, can you guys post some beautiful mares?
>>3989138and thats how homuncul was born kids
>>3989138Unfortunately the arcane knowledge of equine/human interbreeding left behind by Fulvius Stelluswas was lost when the library of Alexandria burned. Just another entry in the long list of horse facts now lost to time.
>>3989463I've give you some clues. It has to be COLD and the ground needs to be VIBRATING. Think what geological features might make that happen and why they had to get rid of Herculaneum so thoroughly.
>>3988754And rub her swollen clit?
>>3980778Take your meds
>>3989423imagine cuddling up to a HUGE percheron mare and falling asleep
How high maintenance are donkeys? Not from a cost perspective but more about do you need to look after them several hours a day?
>>3989456was thinking more draft type horse
>>3989729Good lord she's pretty
>>3989729Wow she is lovely.
>>3989783Without constant reassurance, they die. It's just the whey they're made.
>>3989939they're also ayyyyyslook at this bucket life form from bucket-centauri
>>3989946Nature horses are weird
Admit it, if horses looked and behaved completely differently you wouldn't even like them
>>3989991>What's the matter, I thought you liked horses?
I don't know shit about horses I live in the suburbs but I went to a horse show last week and HOLY SHIT. These fucking cowgirl babes my God their asses jiggle and slap the saddle every time the horse takes a step. How do I get one of these goddesses?
>>3990047I just prefer my horses to be horsie
>>3990054By working in farm/barn.Get to know them. The ones only riding their horses once a week are to be avoided at all cost but those who shovel literal shit for hours every day are great. But also don't be a lazy ass. Those women are only interested in hard workers.
>>3990062I have zero interest in agriculture, I'm more of a forestry guy. Will they like a lumberjack type?
>>3990069Sounds fine especially If you're at least working as much as them at the place. Also you're not fagging around and helping shoveling when someone calls in sick and work still needs to get done while being just a chill dude. Guys who're a helping hand when shit hits the fan are usually beloved.
>>3989789Friesians are a draft horse anon.
>>3990054>Looking at thot butts instead of mare buttsLook at this fag
thinking about converting more obscure horse videos to webms as I usually do, but I notice some of you reduce the bit rate significantly when you repost them later. Why? what retard software are you guys using?
>>3991129>liking furfag art instead of superior horses of flesh and divine intellect ngmi
>>3989729On one hand sleeping next to a massive mare sounds comfy, on the other hand it only takes one misjudged movement for her to send you crashing through the barn, one misaimed blast from her face cannons to atomize you, one glimpse into her dark eyes to send you into a spiraling depression from the deep sadness witnessed, one whiff of her mareomones to utterly break your mind switching you from a normal functioning human being into a mare obsessed raving lunatic. High risk, high reward.
>>3991132>Thinking ponies are furryYou poor little retard
>>3991138Animated ponies are a subset of furfags by definition.
>>3991138It's always hilarious to see how deep /mlp/ is in the closet.
>>3991145Am I a furfag if I like mare holic? I just want a sapient mare to talk to.
>>3991126I don't but it'd be mighty good of you.
>>3991178If no one makes fursuits of the medium in question, then it's not furry.
>>3991178I don't care how they label it. Horse is nice. I tried going to MA but didn't do it.
>>3991213>MA Mareholics Anonymous?
>>3991228Yeah. The first step is admitting they're extremely attractive.
>>3991213where can i get the full version?
>>3991145Only furfags say this as their fandom relies on trying to absorb other fandoms to stay alive. Off yourself while you aren't ahead, furfaggot.
>>3991166/mlp/ is the only board on 4chan where sfw anthro art is still banned.
>>3991263sadpanda, probablyNo idea which mareholic it is tho
>>3991462>>3991138You can keep screeching nonsense in total delusion but you're not in your hugbox right now so I'm afraid it does not work.
>>3991491The funniest shit is how they have a dozen threads in the catalog about that """human""" pony spinoff cartoon and as soon as someone turns the nose into a muzzle and the ears into horse ears IT'S INSTANTLY LITERALLY THE DEVIL and the mob rages and actually calls for jannies to remove it until it's gone. Meanwhile they also keep posting their ponies in human clothes and standing upright in human poses. Totally not anthropomorphic at all. Those fuckers are so idiotically delusional it's hysterical.
>>3991678Why haven't you offed yourself yet furfag?
someone seems a little disgruntled
Never finish in a gift horse's mouth
>>3991823Those honklers are about to get btfo in that photo
>>3991820That horse looks like a coomer.
>>3991820>horses' face when their owner is a breeder
>>3991145>>3991678>>3991686t. furfag mad that he's not welcome on the boardi don't even mind anthro all that much, some of it's quite good, but furfags are the most obnoxious group on the internet. i should know, i used to be one. left when i realized just how vapid a posse it was. they're a group about nothing (except porn) that thinks it's about everything.But back to horses. I had a wonderful dream last night, pat many a horses' mane.
>>3991826Kinda funny I've filtered every single one of those.
>>3991869>Anthro>GoodYou're still a furfag
>>3991164How is he levitating
>>3991869You forgot a meme arrow so you referred to yourself as a furfag.
>>3992267Damnit horse butts look like apples I wanna get my head knocked off biting into that backside
>>3992175If you're actually wondering, this is a picture taken while the horse is galloping. There is a beat during the gallop when the horse has all 4 hooves off the ground.
>>3991132>he doesn't like bothpleb taste detected>>3991135It is worth the risk.
>>3991135>one whiff of her mareomones to utterly break your mind switching you from a normal functioning human being into a mare obsessed raving lunaticrisky but worth it?
I have to talk about animals a lot for uni and I know I'm going to drop mareamone spaghetti or something at some point.
>>3992415Generations of human selection for rounder butts.
>>3993173Are you telling me that there's a secret cabal of horse breeders that have been secretly nudging horse physique throughout the centuries to become more and more attractive to the human eye? Sounds based
>the FUCK are you jerking that leash for, you dip??>WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH? HUHH??
>open up already you stupid fuck
>>3993173butt is where the horsepower comes from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQux2QdR5tMjust found this song
Well /an/? Did you make a horse friend recently?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ov8z6uw180
>>3994449I deal with animals a lot and I've found the most surefire way to make them like you is to pin them to the ground if they're not playing ball. Makes them respect your authority.
>>3994564what is the purpose of that maneuver in the video? desensitizing to touch on the face?
>>3994593Just being a rascal.
>>3994626kek, this horse is the slightly larger twin of a fleshpony I knew
I find it interesting how horses always observe the standing up and lying down of their mates
>>3994655>fleshponydon't tell me you wanted to meat it and actually pulled through
>>3991126There are a lot of comfy irl horse vids on pony dot tube
>>3994593He was showing how the horse plays and reacts to pressure. Source vid here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpOMYeM_f4s
>>3995119Release of pressure is how horses learn.
>>3994660Well it's a dangerous time for them. >also that full milk sack...
Anyone interested in making a horse based Def poetry duo?
>>3995140>full milk sack...don't be rude, it's an udder
>>3995511Actually the technical term is foal sustenance fluid storage devices, but I prefer to call them BMMM (Big Mommy Mare Milkers)
Why is the server not found icon a horse pussy?
So the Mr./mlp/ pageant has started and Goldship has been nominated. Does anyone have a webm or a link to an archive of any of the videos that made him famous? Anon wants to know>>37908725
>>3997030Tf? I know I gave that link the third arrow and the /mlp/.>>>/mlp/37908725
>>3997030He just shows up
The sunshine of my week
>>3997942you're a lucky dude.really cute horse!
>>3997942Britneigh? She's a nice mare.
>>3981153t. tranny/mlp/ as whole got redpilled with alicorn twilight. Don't (You) me with shit that can be disproved by linking archives
>>3993438There was a green somewhere in here that anon found out his family got rich by being whicked in secret and doing things that technology would only allow only 2 hundred years later: Make a mare gentle enough to not hurt a premiun stallion, without drugging the mare or restraining it, as it would damage its trust and make it harder to care for it and the offspring. Basically Anon found out his ancestors got every mare of every customer they served addicted to human cock behind their backs in such way that the mare wouldn't move even unrestrained while being mounted just to get the handler's dick later
>>3998302t. /pol/ tourist. Go back and stay there.
>>3997973unfortunately she's not mine (club owned poney)but everyone loves her>>3998138yes that's Britney! nice girl, very gentle
>>3998584Scratch the inside of her leg real hard. All chestnut mares like that.
>>3998302>>3998403Anon1:>no stupid argumentsAnon2: >presents no argumentskek
>>3998783It's probably a furry samefag larp to get attention for their dying board. Anyway have a horse enjoying a percussive massager.
>>3998926blepHe really likes it on the muzzle
>>3998926I always thought that would be too extreme for them
>>3998783>>3998926>Replying to yourselfPathetic /pol/faggot
>>3999403IT AINT ME IT AINT MEIM NO FAGGOTS SON, NOIT AINT MEIT AINT MEEEETRANNY GOT THE WRONG ANON