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Horse General: Stalker Edition

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>>3980334
First for there is nothing more pure than the love between a man and a mare!
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How quick to judge are horses anyway? Do they make a snap judgement as to whether they like someone or not?
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>>3980345
As they say at /tg/, that depends on the setting
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>>3980348
Not sure what you mean. I guess if you meant like someone just barging in on a sleeping horse and being a dick, the horse won't like them, whereas someone coming over bearing carrots would probably be welcomed. But my question was meant to be general. Do they have people they just don't take to, no matter what?
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>>3980352
Dude, each horse has his or her own personality.
Moreover, different breeds have different temperament.
Horses living in different conditions can have a different worldview even within the same breed.
The short answer is yes, that is possible that a certain horse would reject a certain human no matter what.
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>>3980345
Depends on their personality and kind mare spirits or lack thereof.
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>>3980361
>The short answer is yes, that is possible that a certain horse would reject a certain human no matter what.
So most don't. That's all I was asking.
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but what if hypotethically the horse consents to the human?
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>>3980386
Then it is acceptable to lay with them.
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>>3980435
And give smooches
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horse penis
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I thought /an/ was supposed to be the wholesome board on 4chan
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>>3980450
They're half whey through retaining their seed for a month and on a normal day they are extreme mare enthusiasts.
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How many big animals have you killed and how much do horses like you?
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>>3980334
Imagine the radiation would make those mares grow to an enormous size. Ha that would be something…
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>>3980472
Have you looked at the big mare manifesto recently?
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post mare ass
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>>3980337
Based nmp poster
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I don't know if any of you are living with the damn things but lemme tell you, personal experience?

The two I'm dealing with are the living embodiment of "Human thing fall down, I can't even conceptualize humor, I just do this, you figure it out (dick)"

Left a six pack of cup ramen on the picnic table.

Not even halfway through the night, I go back out,
they knocked the wrapped carton off,
they tore the shrinkwrap off,
they pulled out 2 or 3 of the fuckers,
ate the wrapper and cardboard off one,
chewed the styrofoam off,
they ate a fucking uncooked ball of cup ramen.

They don't even have a nut between the two of them I could kick.
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wotr hernse
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>>3980436
>>3980435
sexy images, thank you for sharing
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>>3980463
i would love to keep nofap for a half of a month and then satisfy a mare
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>>3980472
*the mare accidentaly squirts onto you*
*the whole city now is in yellow and white colors*
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>>3980337
I'm agree with you, anon
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>>3980789
>sitting this close to a keplie
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>>3980906
Maybe it's one of those found footage movies.
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>>3980450
lol, we're some of the most empathetic sounding, but that's just because the topic is around animals and usually not humans.
We have never been the "wholesome board". That title probably goes to /po/.
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>>3980955
> That title probably goes to /po/.
Did you mean /pol/
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>>3980965
it is very cute, a real love
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>>3980450
You should see what people here writes when anyone posts that video of a horse stomping a child
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>>3980967
>That one anon that posted the entire Gettysburg address
You know he did it from memory too.
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>mfw thinking back to the horse I jokingly made fun of her weird keyhole eye pupils
I didn't think it would get to her that badly.
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>>3981012
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>>3981012
>>3981015
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I still don't get why horse professionals don't like white sclera horses.
I think they look extremely beautiful.
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>>3981012
A lot of horses have human eyes. They keep them in a little jar they wear around their necks.
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>>3981029
wait a minute
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>>3980703
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>>3980963
No.
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>>3981053
/mlpol/ was pretty wholesome, for the short time it existed.
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>>3981086
The best thing about it though was the sheer confusion of all the normies and professional and sometimes even paid agitators that infest that board. They literally didn't know what was up and acted all weird. Also, the tons of bots that broke that day, kek.
Horses may be the most powerful force on this planet.
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>>3981086
/mlpol/ was a disaster for /mlp/ polfags should have stayed in their containment board after the fact
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>professional and sometimes even paid agitators
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>>3981157
you could have just ignored that one
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reminder that animals can't consent.
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>whole world takes steroids to get swole
>meanwhile mongolians:
>lets just do hard work while drinking mare milk
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>>3981909
that horse is so cute
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>>3981914
>all mongols have the same diet
Hello, retard
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>>3981909
>evil boomer trying to chase away lost horse
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>>3981916
Yes.
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>>3981941
>mmh hey sweetie, so alone?
>came here to fart.
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>>3980789
tfw no kelpie friend to feed humans too
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Goshi
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>>3981960
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>>3981941
>continuing to get in the horse's space after the first "fuck off"
wasn't it not obvious enough or something
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>>3981990
Normies can't into animals.
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>>3981909
Faggot wagie security guard stressed out as it wasn't in his training. based horse and based Cheshire cop who wasn't a total faggot and was like 'err hello horse'
horsey was just trying to find a bag of carrots, let the nigga do his thing
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>>3982066
Exactly. If a horse walked into my shop it would be the absolute highlight of the whole month.
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>>3981990
this. when the ears go back and the eyes bulge best step the fuck away or get bitten. Anyone got the webm of the faggot cyclist getting in a horses face and getting chomped on? Had it saved but lost it.
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>>3982066
>Wanting a horse to come in and shit on the floor
Yeah no thanks
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>>3981941
SHIRT RIPPA
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>>3982091
cool, I think the security guard was thinking the same and he got mogged by a pony.
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>>3982091
sounds like your shop deserves to get horse pooped on
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>>3982091
wagie anon fears the horse visitor
>g-get out horse... m-mr sheckleberg will be so angry if you poop here
"i need all the carrots you have"
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>>3982091
apparently horses are naturally averse to shitting indoors not on grass
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>>3980337
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>>3982369
why are they so P - E - R - F - E - C - T
they indeed aren't from this earth, everything about them is pleasant, soothing, aesthetic, attractive, smart
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>>3982370
They're objectively nice but it's also genetic programming. We lived with dogs and horses for thousands of years.
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always fun to meet other horse general residents on other boards. it's always important to have hoofs on the ground everywhere
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>>3981968
oh my god did he died?
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>>3982439
the horse is fine.............................................................................................
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>>3982433
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>>3982492
kek
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>>3980778
Horses - no sense of right or wrong.
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>>3982492
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>>3981023
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>>3981157
take your mares, schizo
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>>3982492
lmao literally me
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One of them bears a secret.
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>>3983129
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horsebros.......
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>>3983336
You can't ride a Borzoi into battle.
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>>3983336
They're evolving.
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god I want to wank a stallion
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>>3982091
most animals aren't inclined to shit in a place they aren't familiar with considering shitting is something that makes you very vulnerable
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>>3983342
Imagine the leisure
imagine the adventure
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>>3983387
>>3983342
oh wait, I misread and thought you meant WALK a stallion
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>>3983387
I can always hear this webm
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Recommend horse youtubers or a mare will decline your advances
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>>3983563
https://youtu.be/ktIYrZn7Y9k
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>>3983563
I wouldn't want that
https://youtu.be/FHUNfXxPy70
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>>3983892
Poor little foal. RIP.
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sex with mares
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>>3983894
Hello? Horny police? I have someone you should take a look at.
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>>3983893
What we have here is failure to communicate. Some mares you just can't reach.
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>>3983916
Ich hatte KEINEN Sex mit dieser Stute.
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>>3984088
JA JA. DAS SAGEN ALLE.
SIE KOMMEN MIT MIR.
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>>3984093
Ear bonnets are too cute.
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>>3984121
Okay you can go this time.
But don't fuck her again.
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The Welsh folktales attribute Arthur to owning two horses, the mare Llamrei and the stallion Hengroen
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>>3984148
They also attribute to him a dog named Caval said to be as big as a horse, some linguists think there is a mistranslation going on and it too is a horse, but I think it is pretty obvious what sort of dog the bards must have meant
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>>3984148
i love named horses in stories, it's a neat honorific
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>>3984156
I would not stand behind that horse
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>>3984156
Please. The Polizeipferde just left. Not again.
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>>3984161
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>>3984158
none of the tail ribbons mean anything good
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>>3984164
What about the magenta ribbon that means quivering slut horse?
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Any horse enthusiasts also enjoy wrestling animals ever pin a pony/horse for a bit? How you do it usually?
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>>3984173
no I don't want to get inhaled once more
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If society collapses and we're back to weird villages how would we ever know we're talking to a horse gen regular? We're on 5 continents so far, six if that one snowanon wasn't doctoring his photos. I'd love to meat one of you completely by accident one day. I'd sit there and order a Squash Soup. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a mare and maybe a couple of foals. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.
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>>3984156
these forms turn on everybody
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>>3984156
That is a very nice looking piece of biology.
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>>3984381
>>3984385
What if it's male?
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it isnt normal, is it?
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>>3984402
people say you shouldnt kiss a gift horse in the mouth
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>>3984410
Disregard society. Embrace horse kisses.
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Goshi
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>>3980334
I recognize those horses! I saw them when I went to Chernobyl
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>>3984553
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>>3984553
Did they have any enhancements?
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>>3984557
they are bulletproof and I heard if you follow them they take you to rare artifacts
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>>3984399
This makes it only better like a good wine
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>>3984418
thank you for posting the marvellous pictures and have a good day
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>>3984215
Extremely based. We're all going to make it.
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>>3984553
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>>3984612
>All we hear is Radio Horses
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>>3983563
https://youtu.be/qRMq55VRmsI
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flare or no
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>>3984915
mare
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https://mobile.twitter.com/u07YywonayuaGAd/status/1453911301709647872
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>>3984915
Most flares look too big compared to the rest of the unit. They look best when the flare is just starting to show.
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>>3985293
How can you save videos from Twitter? Not that one in particular, but just so I know, if I find a video that I like.
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>>3985293
stallion cheeks
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>>3985293
i would give anything for slapping this
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>>3985293
Can someone translate all the comments?
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>>3985311
"wow so hot"
"this turned me on"
"do you have a collection of these?"
etc
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>>3985311
"Because the wind is strong, the tail is fluttering and exposed. I can't usually see it with a fluffy tail ~"
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>>3985293
Imagine the swamp ass in summer
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Why they smell so good?
Sometimes I even get horny(towards women, not animals)
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>>3985327
Mareromones. They're compatible with humans. They can even interbreed but that's forbidden knowledge now.
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>>3985327
I don't liked the smell of horses when i was a kid, but when i grew up, the smell makes me wacky too. maybe they have pheromones and when you are not mature, you do not feel them
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>>3985295
>How can you save videos from
yt-dlp, gallery-dl or jdownloader. That is true for 99% of the websites.
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>>3985293
Would the horse mind if I fucked it?
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>>3985389
Thanks
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>>3985293
Need this but with a mare instead
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>>3985533
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>>3985677
sometimes I wish I could make a living just by carting around people with a horse cart pulled by two beautiful horses
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>>3985683
scratch that, I ALWAYS wish I could do that.
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>>3985683
>>3985686
not a job for me, with a sight like that>>3985677 I wouldn't be able to focus on the road.
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>>3985686
>>3985683
They whey fuel prices are going it may be a reality. You'll just have to suffer broken blood vessels in your dick if you're a horse enthusiast though.
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>>3985693
pretty sure you can keep those blood vessels healthy and stronk by adjusting your diet. bet there also some crazy herbs for that shit.
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>>3985693
No need to suffer broken blood vessels with a presenting mare in front of you.
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Be honest, have you ever paid for horse nuzzles and breath sharing?
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>>3985714
I pirate my nuzzles and breath sharing.
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>>3985714
I once paid a mare 10 carrots to hold her hoof for 46.3 seconds. She discretely arrived at my house and we did the deed. I do not regret it.
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>>3985714
That's a low price to pay
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>>3985683
>>3985686
That would be an amazing job come to think about it. Out in the fresh air, 2 nice mares infront, would be wonderful
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>>3985295
use twdown
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>>3986326
>>3985295

https://twdown.net
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>>3985295
youtube-dl or the alternate yt-dlp. youtube-dl downloads from many, many sites.
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hot
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>>3987314
Someone get this hothead out of here!
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>>3980334
I love their snowpittys.
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>>3988081
I wanna bury my nose in a mare's mane
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Goshiii
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>>3988605
>wanking that dick and scooting around that extraction device like some complete pleb instead of trying to keep it steady
must be some random tiktokthot. no way she's actually working that job.
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What improvements would you like to see in horses in the next few years?
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>>3988694
human intelligence and interbreeding, so I finally can marry.
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>>3988694
You can see she's already really weak and lethargic but he keeps extracting minerals. This is horrible
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48 hours until I see my lovely Britney again.
First I'll come in her paddock, call her. She'll come to me, curious and playful.
Then I will kiss her on the nose, groom her neck, and smell her mane.
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>>3988754
what are you going to do after? what is about her backend?
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>>3988774
>what are you going to do after?
ride her till the night
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>>3988807
Why did they censor "wash"?
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>>3988815
President Donald Crump
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>>3988754
What can I do to have my own mare to visit
What did you do anon?
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>>3988983
You should be asking what was the cost
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>>3988991
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>>3988696
What this guy said would be nice
But the ability to vomit, so they die less often of that.

>>3988754
You're lucky. Treasure her!
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>>3988696
They CAN interbreed. You just have to do it right.
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>>3989116
kek
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>>3980334
working on a story, can you guys post some beautiful mares?
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>>3989138
and thats how homuncul was born kids
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>>3989423
How's this?
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>>3989138
Unfortunately the arcane knowledge of equine/human interbreeding left behind by Fulvius Stelluswas was lost when the library of Alexandria burned. Just another entry in the long list of horse facts now lost to time.
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>>3989463
I've give you some clues.
It has to be COLD and the ground needs to be VIBRATING. Think what geological features might make that happen and why they had to get rid of Herculaneum so thoroughly.
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>>3988754
And rub her swollen clit?
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>>3980778
Take your meds
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>>3989423
imagine cuddling up to a HUGE percheron mare and falling asleep
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>>3989703
*mares
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How high maintenance are donkeys? Not from a cost perspective but more about do you need to look after them several hours a day?
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>>3989456
was thinking more draft type horse
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>>3989729
Good lord she's pretty
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>>3989729
Wow she is lovely.
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>>3989783
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>>3989939
they're also ayyyyys
look at this bucket life form from bucket-centauri
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>>3989946
Nature horses are weird
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Admit it, if horses looked and behaved completely differently you wouldn't even like them
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>>3989956
uhhh...
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>>3989991
>What's the matter, I thought you liked horses?
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I don't know shit about horses I live in the suburbs but I went to a horse show last week and HOLY SHIT. These fucking cowgirl babes my God their asses jiggle and slap the saddle every time the horse takes a step. How do I get one of these goddesses?
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>>3990047
I just prefer my horses to be horsie
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>>3990054
By working in farm/barn.
Get to know them. The ones only riding their horses once a week are to be avoided at all cost but those who shovel literal shit for hours every day are great. But also don't be a lazy ass. Those women are only interested in hard workers.
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>>3990062
I have zero interest in agriculture, I'm more of a forestry guy. Will they like a lumberjack type?
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>>3990069
Sounds fine especially If you're at least working as much as them at the place. Also you're not fagging around and helping shoveling when someone calls in sick and work still needs to get done while being just a chill dude. Guys who're a helping hand when shit hits the fan are usually beloved.
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>>3989789
Friesians are a draft horse anon.
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>>3990078
This
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>>3990054
>Looking at thot butts instead of mare butts
Look at this fag
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thinking about converting more obscure horse videos to webms as I usually do, but I notice some of you reduce the bit rate significantly when you repost them later. Why? what retard software are you guys using?
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>>3991129
>liking furfag art instead of superior horses of flesh and divine intellect
ngmi
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>>3989729
On one hand sleeping next to a massive mare sounds comfy, on the other hand it only takes one misjudged movement for her to send you crashing through the barn, one misaimed blast from her face cannons to atomize you, one glimpse into her dark eyes to send you into a spiraling depression from the deep sadness witnessed, one whiff of her mareomones to utterly break your mind switching you from a normal functioning human being into a mare obsessed raving lunatic. High risk, high reward.
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>>3991132
>Thinking ponies are furry
You poor little retard
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>>3991138
Animated ponies are a subset of furfags by definition.
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Goshiii
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>>3991138
It's always hilarious to see how deep /mlp/ is in the closet.
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>>3991145
Am I a furfag if I like mare holic? I just want a sapient mare to talk to.
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>>3991126
I don't but it'd be mighty good of you.
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>>3991178
If no one makes fursuits of the medium in question, then it's not furry.
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>>3991178
I don't care how they label it. Horse is nice. I tried going to MA but didn't do it.
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>>3991213
>MA
Mareholics Anonymous?
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>>3991228
Yeah. The first step is admitting they're extremely attractive.
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>>3991213
where can i get the full version?
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>>3991145
Only furfags say this as their fandom relies on trying to absorb other fandoms to stay alive. Off yourself while you aren't ahead, furfaggot.
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>>3991166
/mlp/ is the only board on 4chan where sfw anthro art is still banned.
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>>3991263
sadpanda, probably
No idea which mareholic it is tho
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>>3991462
>>3991138
You can keep screeching nonsense in total delusion but you're not in your hugbox right now so I'm afraid it does not work.
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>>3991491
The funniest shit is how they have a dozen threads in the catalog about that """human""" pony spinoff cartoon and as soon as someone turns the nose into a muzzle and the ears into horse ears IT'S INSTANTLY LITERALLY THE DEVIL and the mob rages and actually calls for jannies to remove it until it's gone. Meanwhile they also keep posting their ponies in human clothes and standing upright in human poses. Totally not anthropomorphic at all. Those fuckers are so idiotically delusional it's hysterical.
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>>3991678
Why haven't you offed yourself yet furfag?
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someone seems a little disgruntled
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Never finish in a gift horse's mouth
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>>3991823
Those honklers are about to get btfo in that photo
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>>3991820
That horse looks like a coomer.
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>>3991820
>horses' face when their owner is a breeder
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>>3991145
>>3991678
>>3991686
t. furfag mad that he's not welcome on the board
i don't even mind anthro all that much, some of it's quite good, but furfags are the most obnoxious group on the internet. i should know, i used to be one. left when i realized just how vapid a posse it was. they're a group about nothing (except porn) that thinks it's about everything.

But back to horses. I had a wonderful dream last night, pat many a horses' mane.
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>>3991826
Kinda funny I've filtered every single one of those.
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>>3991869
>Anthro
>Good
You're still a furfag
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>>3991164
How is he levitating
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fetlocks care
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>>3991869
You forgot a meme arrow so you referred to yourself as a furfag.
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>>3992267
Damnit horse butts look like apples I wanna get my head knocked off biting into that backside
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>>3991129
Qt Roseluck
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>>3992175
If you're actually wondering, this is a picture taken while the horse is galloping. There is a beat during the gallop when the horse has all 4 hooves off the ground.
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>>3991132
>he doesn't like both
pleb taste detected
>>3991135
It is worth the risk.
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Goshiiiiiiiii
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>>3991135
>one whiff of her mareomones to utterly break your mind switching you from a normal functioning human being into a mare obsessed raving lunatic
risky but worth it?
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I have to talk about animals a lot for uni and I know I'm going to drop mareamone spaghetti or something at some point.
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>>3992415
Generations of human selection for rounder butts.
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>>3993173
Are you telling me that there's a secret cabal of horse breeders that have been secretly nudging horse physique throughout the centuries to become more and more attractive to the human eye? Sounds based
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>the FUCK are you jerking that leash for, you dip??
>WANT SOME OF THIS? HUH? HUHH??
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>open up already you stupid fuck
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>>3993173
butt is where the horsepower comes from
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQux2QdR5tM
just found this song
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Well /an/? Did you make a horse friend recently?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ov8z6uw180
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>>3985871
>10 carrots
LOL
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>>3989116
AHAHHAHAHA
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>>3994449
I deal with animals a lot and I've found the most surefire way to make them like you is to pin them to the ground if they're not playing ball. Makes them respect your authority.
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>>3994564
what is the purpose of that maneuver in the video? desensitizing to touch on the face?
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>>3994593
Just being a rascal.
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>>3994593
boomer booming
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>>3994626
kek, this horse is the slightly larger twin of a fleshpony I knew
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I find it interesting how horses always observe the standing up and lying down of their mates
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>>3994655
>fleshpony
don't tell me you wanted to meat it and actually pulled through
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>>3991126
There are a lot of comfy irl horse vids on pony dot tube
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>>3994593
He was showing how the horse plays and reacts to pressure. Source vid here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpOMYeM_f4s
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>>3995119
Release of pressure is how horses learn.
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>>3994660
Well it's a dangerous time for them.
>also that full milk sack...
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Anyone interested in making a horse based Def poetry duo?
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>>3995140
>full milk sack...
don't be rude, it's an udder
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>>3995511
Actually the technical term is foal sustenance fluid storage devices, but I prefer to call them BMMM (Big Mommy Mare Milkers)
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Why is the server not found icon a horse pussy?
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So the Mr./mlp/ pageant has started and Goldship has been nominated. Does anyone have a webm or a link to an archive of any of the videos that made him famous? Anon wants to know
>>37908725
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>>3997030
Tf? I know I gave that link the third arrow and the /mlp/.

>>>/mlp/37908725
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>>3997030
He just shows up
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The sunshine of my week
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>>3997942
you're a lucky dude.
really cute horse!
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>>3997942
Britneigh? She's a nice mare.
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>>3981153
t. tranny
/mlp/ as whole got redpilled with alicorn twilight. Don't (You) me with shit that can be disproved by linking archives
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>>3993438
There was a green somewhere in here that anon found out his family got rich by being whicked in secret and doing things that technology would only allow only 2 hundred years later: Make a mare gentle enough to not hurt a premiun stallion, without drugging the mare or restraining it, as it would damage its trust and make it harder to care for it and the offspring. Basically Anon found out his ancestors got every mare of every customer they served addicted to human cock behind their backs in such way that the mare wouldn't move even unrestrained while being mounted just to get the handler's dick later
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>>3998302
t. /pol/ tourist. Go back and stay there.
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>>3997973
unfortunately she's not mine (club owned poney)
but everyone loves her
>>3998138
yes that's Britney! nice girl, very gentle
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>>3998584
Scratch the inside of her leg real hard. All chestnut mares like that.
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>>3998302
>>3998403
Anon1:
>no stupid arguments
Anon2:
>presents no arguments
kek
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>>3998783
It's probably a furry samefag larp to get attention for their dying board.

Anyway have a horse enjoying a percussive massager.
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>>3998926
blep
He really likes it on the muzzle
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>>3998926
I always thought that would be too extreme for them
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fresh
>>3999068
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>>3998783
>>3998926
>Replying to yourself
Pathetic /pol/faggot
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>>3999403
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME
IM NO FAGGOTS SON, NO
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEEE
TRANNY GOT THE WRONG ANON



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