Good evening Goat lovers both bucks and does! Welcome to the Goat General thread. A comfy thread dedicated to the obscene caprine. Please post a Goat or take a Goat. Don’t be sheepish tell us why Goats are the best. Also if you are interested in raising goats please bleat out any questions. Last Goat thread hit its bump limit, and is off to greener pasture.
>>3965365Some helpful links for the aspiring goat rancher. >sample budget for 25 doe herdhttps://sfyl.ifas.ufl.edu/duval/agriculture-and-agribusiness-management/livestock-and-poultry/goats/enterprise-budgets-for-meat-goats---25-does/>USDA small scale goat production https://www.aphis.usda.gov/animal_health/nahms/smallscale/downloads/Small-scale_goat.pdf>Latest Sales report from Columbia Tennessee https://mymarketnews.ams.usda.gov/filerepo/sites/default/files/2081/2021-10-25/519041/ams_2081_00049.pdf>Latest Sales report San Angelo Texashttps://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_2014.pdf>Health and Management articleshttps://www.tennesseemeatgoats.com/articles2/articlesMain.htmlhttps://m.youtube.com/channel/UClqgHOmKjQSgQoGVCC1orgg
>>3965378Slaughter Wethers are consistently breaking $300 a goat at market, and according to experts that number is to continue to go up. A rancher can make a good profit margin at that price, and as long as it doesn’t become a commodity Goats will continue to prove to be a money maker.
goat funny broes
Where my goat poasters at???
Goats are the niggers of sheep.
What does it feel like to hug a goat?
>>3965385How do you find a market to sell to/start selling your goats though?
>>3966607goats are better at being sheep than sheep arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my903GCxML8
>>3967011So I posted the two largest sales reports in San Angelo, Texas and Columbia, Tennessee. They are both held by United producers a large co-op and agricultural group. You can also reach out to your local stockyard and auction house to see when and if they have Goat days. You may need a premise ID, scrapie ear tags and a Vet bill of sale depending on laws in your area. Some people also directly with customers or slaughter facilities, but I do not. Here is the link for a premise I.D. Scrapie tags. https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/ourfocus/animalhealth/animal-disease-information/sheep-and-goat-health/scrapie-tags
goats are for ___
>>3966991Warm, flush and furry! But the smell, you know, after it is insane!
>>3967686For multispecies breeding without a result including human?
>>3967686Producing Goat-Sheep Hybrids
How viable are goats as a staple homestead animal to provide meat and milk to a family of 4 with very low input costs?I have 8 acres of brush. Will I be able to have red meat, milk, and cheese year round without providing food? We live in florida so there is vegetation year round
Watching LAMB with my dumbass
>>3967722Why do they smell so bad tho?
>>3968204the 25 goat herd budget I posted earlier here >>3965378 is actually for Florida. With 5/8 acres in use and a little cross fencing you could rotate quite a few goats easily, and still have land over for a garden/ orchard spot. It would provide you with meat/milk and supplemental income. That being said if you are if you are keeping the goats in milk you will want to supplement their diet with either a little alfalfa hay or some Perrinial peanut hay for calcium. My ranch is in north west Florida and I have to give hay from the end of December through the beginning of March. I would keep some anyway just to be safe.
Are (milk)goats suitable for mild tropics/sub-tropical climate? Not extremely hot but not lower than 10 Celcius in winter + a lot of rain (about 4 meters annually)Also, can goats eat fern?
>>3968582Bracken Fern is toxic to goats it will eventually make them ill and will probably give them diarrhea after a while. As far topical/subtropical it should be fine but you will have to watch for barber pole worms and hoof health a little more.
>>3968243Cause it's unf
>>3968026Why not goat-antelope hybrids?
I actually went to a rancher class today that ended with a trip up to a goat ranch. Was interesting to see what that takes, and approximately how much cost they require, things like that.These were dairy goats too, seems that there is increasing demand in my area for meat goats. Still sort of puzzling things out as I look to buy land. Goats have become more attractive as a possibility though based on this visit and some reading.
>>3965365Don't be sour, udder you waiting for? This goat thread is GOAT (goat of animal thread). So hop on over because I'm extremely sleep deprived.
Goats are friends, not food
are llamas cool?
>>3968977If you are limited on land and trying to make money off of livestock I think goats are a solid choice with the way prices of wethers are trending at market. You can still keep a Nubian/lamancha or two in the herd for milking/ homesteading. That being said I know a lady who makes decent money from her dairy goats, but she has less land than I do and works much harder. Because she makes soaps, and other products and sells them at a store she owns/ farmer markets. >>3969060Not BAAAAd but you should have said, “Sleep Tight Kid” in the last thread and you wouldn’t be so tired.>>3969495https://www.thecoldwire.com/most-consumed-meats-in-the-world/>Goat is the most extensively consumed red meat on the planetI am sorry Anon…>>3970183https://www.shepherdsongfarm.com/llama-guardians-dogs-protectors/Tacticool attack Llamas are allowed into the herd.
we should breed damascus goats to stay cute into adulthood
What's the difference between a goat and a sheep?
>>3970212goats do MAAAAsheeps do BAAAA
what does it mean when a goat does a non-full force headbutt at you?
>>3970212Goat tails are up sheep tails are downSheep are calmer than goats.Sheep are grazers, goats are browsers.
>>3970204>Not BAAAAd but you should have said, “Sleep Tight Kid” in the last thread and you wouldn’t be so tired.Oh buck, you're right. I should have ruminanted on it more.
>>3970203Yeah, part of the class was just discussing different markets and they really emphasized that where we live there's pretty high demand and low supply of goats. So that was interesting.I'm going to get 5-10 acres, reasonably far out. I know I'm going to have chickens, and otherwise have been reading about easier animals for a beginner. No grand ideas now, just looking to learn what I can and slowly build things up and figure out my interests while I'm still young. Goats have become increasingly of interest though as I've read more and more of them. Either for dairy or meat, they seem significantly less difficult than cows for dairy or meat. I'm still deep in the reading phase though. I don't want to bite off more than I can chew, and if I do start getting livestock I need to treat that as a serious commitment. Good stewardship is important.
I love goats. I love them as animals, I would love goats as pets, and I love hunting/eating goats. Except if they make a sad sound when I shoot them then it just makes me feel really bad :( Theyre so cute. I feel less bad shooting deer. I managed to shoot a couple of feral goats in the New Zealand woods, this week. Pic related. Got lots of very nice meat now.
>>3970357Isn't it more like Meh eh eh eh eh eh with a side of spitting and snorting?
>>3968243The intact male goats excrete a strong smelling oil from behind their horns, and they also tend to piss on themselves. The lady goats like it apparently.
>>3971746Would you eat your pet goats when they die?
>>3971874No. Pet goats are for pettings and playings and being frens and helping carrying stuff. I don't feel comfortable eating frens. Wild goats are for eating.
>>3970267>>3970231Do they smell different?
>>3971874Generally goats are slaughtered young with a marketable size between 15-25lb for cabritto and 45-90lbs for standard butchering.
>>3971928Goats have the most adorable wiggly tails
Can goats walk bipedally?
>>3971984I had it once in that style where they have a fire in the center of a bunch of cabrito and smoke it all day.Was really good. I would definitely do it again.
>>3971938Yes. >>3972091I think that one is a sheep, but yeah both sheep and goats have cute tails.
>>3972719Yea it’s considered the veal of goat meat. It’s technically still supposed to be a nursing goat.
I like goats
goats are based.
>>3972999Based on what?
>>3973788>Goat gives you low calorie high protein low fat red meat >Quality milk for cheeses soaps yogurts and drinking > 5 Month gestation some breeds can have two kidding one one year>Goat poop is a quality fertilizer that doesn’t spread weeds like cow manure and doesn’t burn plants as easily as chicken manure> They are more profitable than cattle and sheep per acre for meat production>browsers that help keep fence lines and forest brush ate back>will eat may invasive species of plants >can be raised along side many other types of animals helping maintain pasture quality>are cute and friendly Pretty fucking based if you ask me
>>3973816>Quality milk for cheeses soaps yogurts and drinkingI can't not agree with you!
>>3965430fellow is strapped to the bone
Why am I tired???
What do goat udders feel like?
I drove past a bit of land with a lot of little baby goats on it jumping around. I felt happy. Goat farming isn’t a big thing in my area. Mostly all sheep, cows, deer or alpaca. First time seeing goats.
>>3974140Warm and soft.
I literally like this album only for the cover art
how does sex with a goat feel like ?
>>3974405like fucking foodbasically think of the muslim version of that scene from american pie
>>3974405It gives me a nice feeling
>>3974405I remember seeing that as a child, it was weird and not like horses
>>3974954What's this goat doing?
>>3974995Just being a spaz at three days old
>>3967304is this loss
Can anyone reliably inform me what exactly happens inside a goat tower? There seems to be a lot of misinformation online.Thanks
what kind to get, gonna do 2-4 tops, tidy little half acre readily available plus more if needed, want to milk, cant decide on breed tho, live in midwest, tolerate winter very well preferred
>>3975293No one really knows…I am getting highspeed broadband in my county next year. I should build a goat tower on the ranch and set it up for livestream.>>3975692Depends if you want to eat the goats eventually. If yes I would get a Nubian if not search different breeds and try the milk. Many prefer La Mancha because they seem to drink the closet to cows milk.
What does goat milk taste like?
>>3975983very gamey and offensive if not used to it
>>3976024I disagree unless the milk was somehow tainted by the stench of an intact male.
>>3976026How does that even happen?
>>3976705You keep the bucks in a separate pen from milking goats.
GOATS ARE NOT STINKY I'm tired of hearing how goats smell, how sheep are better, and other such slander against them. Maybe if you looked further into it, you could see we're better than sheep at all aspects AND SMELL TOO, because only male (and horny male) goats could have even the remotely similar thing of "stinky" and female goats smell like THE ROSES THAT FLOW OFF AN ANGEL'S HAIR. If you petted goats you'd know
>>3975692Definitely don’t go over three unless you want to be deworming frequently. Goats need to be able to browse at roughly shoulder height to avoid worms, and that requires about an acre for every 2-3 goats. Seconding the other anon’s suggestion of La Mancha if you are going for milk. They are possibly the most relaxed goat breed, and they should be better suited for cold weather than a Nubian. I grew up on a goat farm in TN, and I miss every day. Always cool to see them discussed on /an/.
Wash ya shit my g
>>3978192oh shit if you will look at the small thumbnail of this image it looks exactly like a monkey looking on the right, at the owner. just try it
>>3978386Looks like a barn owl too
Ha. Look at 'em go.
>>3978195This kills the crab?
>having a couple of goats to keep a garden with trees (1000 square meters/0.25 hectare) tall grass-freeIs this dumb?
>>3979550As a pet it would be fine. You will have to make sure nothing toxic is growing. You will have to supplementally feed them as well.
We need the goat of good sleep to come back and bait lots of replies.
I can't find the sleep tight kid pic, so have these boiz
I got to pet and hand feed a pygmy goat for the first time a few days ago I enjoyed it.
>>3982846Living the dream
Shhh, don't let them know it's a sheep
Why do goats do this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBCzREson1A&t=8shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxpLDZ9SvH0
>>3983888Cuz they're dumb
HELP, are these sheeps or goats? I don't remember and I'm trying to organize
>>3984607>Honestly officer, I don't have an excuse you could comprehend
>>3985431Hey I am doing well keeping busy. I was able to make this thread so that was new for my internet out here. That light colored goat in your post and gif rel are the same goat 10 months later. I have a bunch of pregnant goats and expecting 100-150 kids born between the end of January-March. Planning some new cross fencing for my winter project.
>>3985992Also the goat in OP. You must really like this goat.
>>3986337Him and that black one were my first kids born on the ranch. They were both boys so I banded them into wethers and gave them to my wife as pets. I keep them as pen mates with my buck during kidding season and they are super sweet.
>>3985992are you breeding goats for farming or as pets? your goats look adorable
>>3986708I breed commercial stock Kiko goats for meat. I sell the males at market and the females I sell as seed stock to other ranchers.
Got another wild goat today. Wild harvested goat, not farming but this is a goat thread so I will blogpost about hunting goat. The goats in this area I went to were very quiet, cunning, and VERY quick to run away if they sensed me. Was a good challenge. The goat I got was a young female, guessing young because of short horns. May not have been experienced enough to see me before I saw her. Will slow roast with bacon maybe. Picture is a bit morbid but wanted to show the eyes. Bright blue. Not sure if it is a mutt sort of goat or if it is a particular breed. Feral in New Zealand.
>>3987724My buck is a New Zealand Kiko and he has blue eyes like that. I grew up white tail deer hunting in Alabama so I can’t imagine it being too much different. Please share any good goat recipes you have come up with over the years. Pic rel when he was 9 months old
>>3987825The hunting style in New Zealand public land is usually bush stalking, which I think in American equates to still hunting. https://www.themeateater.com/hunt/big-game/still-hunting-techniquesA lot of sneaking around as quietly as possible until you find animals. Usually the animals sense me first and the only thing I hear is an animal crashing away in the distant trees lol. But today after 6 hours of climbing around I finally encountered a goat that didn’t sense me first so I got her. She was quiet as a ghost and I wouldn’t have known she was around if I wasn’t paying attention. Had to quarter her in the field and carry her out up a steep hill. It was a good workout, frustrating, but felt really good. We have whitetail in a couple of isolated places in New Zealand , but our most widespread species is red deer which are very large animals. Kinda intimidating. As for goat recipes, Indian or southeast Asian curries usually deliver. I also love goat rendang, goat burger, sup kambing (usually with mutton but traditionally with goat https://youtu.be/THWj1sezDAw) , standard western stews, made into sausages, or just roasted. I like goats. I would pay to go to a park or farm just to play with goats. I want a goat pack animal friend to go with me on hikes. Would love to farm goats if I ever get the chance. Some of the goat milk farms here look really modern. Don’t think I will ever be able to afford machines like that though. https://youtu.be/koByJEzOefA
>>3987825Also all your photos are great quality and nice to look at.
>>3987853Sounds like a good time >>3987863and https thank you! https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_2081.pdfhttps://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_2014.pdf>Latest Texas and Tennessee USDA goat report.There is good money in the lately
>>3987935Goat milk is really expensive here, two or three times or so the price of those fancy plant milks. Even moreso if powdered into milk powder or baby formula. China seems to be a big buyer of goat milk, and recently sheeps milk.Not sure if goat meat is in high demand in New Zealand. Apparently we have a shitty supply chain issue for goat. Maybe demand will increase and supply chains will strengthen when we take in more muslim immigrants kek. I only recently saw a new brand of sausages appear in our stores which uses goat. Pic related looks pretty good. There needs to be more propaganda around on how great goat meat is. Also only just recently found out that 'goatober' is a thing, which seems to be about spreading the word on goat meat.
Happy thanksgiving this thread is the G.O.A.T.
>>3988422Do not fuck the goat
>>3989289Thanks you too.
>>3990107If God didn't want us to fuck goats then why did he make them so sexy?
>>3991505There was someone raping goats in my area and it was not ok anon
>>3991517For you it is not ok, but for us it is ok. You are not the evolution to give us instructions what is ok and what is not ok, anon
>>3991553Ok well don’t say I didn’t warn you
>>3991553If the goat is consenting then sure otherwise no. I would think a consenting goat is harder to understand compared to something like a horse though.
>>3992051Are goats or horses smarter?
>>3992113I think they're about the same.
>>3993077Horses are smarter
>>3994269Goats are smarter. Horses are big retards.
>>3992051>>3992113Please don't fuck animals though.
>>3977523>we'recalm down, asriel
My passion in life is to work and live on a farm with goats, chickens, a few donkeys, a couple or few border collies, and maybe a malamute.
>>3995288But if any goat could be called smelly, it's Asriel
>>3995300Nice what will you do with donkeys?
do alpine goats count?i see lots of them when out playing airsoft (aka march and never fire your gun for the glee of boomer vets simulator) like the faggot i am
>>3996164Sick goat, cunt. Where is you at? I don't have any mountain goats here :t
>>3996194northern italy near the swiss border
>>3996214Lucky. Little fuckers are the best animal out there. Wholesome, cute, soul-soothing, climby. Caprine.
>>3996164>>3996214tfw no wild goats to watch over my outdoor shenanigans
>>3996222oh yeah, love the ibex, those goats have two modes: "cute goat mocking your climblet self from its perch" or "majestic motherfucker"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YhV-TFarZMMy other favorite goat (or goat antelope i guess) its the chamois, but they are so skittish so i never seen one at a decent distance like these guys herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_QXzZdn5Dk
>>3995992based gotefag, I miss my brothers.
>>3998479Still no way to know what happens in a goat tower
>>3997704thanks for sharing the cheeky little fuckers. bet an adult alpha ibex could ram a human down the mountaini want an xmas goat
Who here /autisticaboutdifferentiatingbetweengoatsandsheep/? I adore sheep too but, I find it hard not to correct anyone anywhere who posts or labels what's clearly a sheep as a goat and vice versa (although I see more people calling sheep 'goats' than I see people calling goats 'sheep')>>3999556absolute classic. I remember seeing this back in my myspace days. always save as FUCKTHEPOLICE.jpg
>>3998992They say if you go to blackedsheep. tor on the deep goat web after you get the floppy installed it will take you to a site where elites will pay to have video streams from inside the goat tower. I don’t trust my own proxies to do it on my computer, but my friend showed me on his laptop one time. Pretty racy stuff
>>4001655Sounds way too treacherous for me. Good to know it's at least possible though.
>>4001105I think pointing out mistakes that people make is a natural instinct. Don’t think it is autistic at all.
>>3967103This isn't what happened in Jurassic Park
>>4004245What happens when a goat backs down like that?
>>4005503They look like a pussy and don't get to breed that year for the most part.
>>4004245>>4005503>>4005517This was her first day back into the herd after she broke her leg. I kept her in a side pen with some smaller goats. They knock heads for their place in the hierarchy of the herd. I stayed around to make sure she didn’t get re-injured. She is fine now and probably pregnant. >pic rel the impromptu splint I made for her broke leg
>>4006507How does a goat break her leg? Glad she's better now.
>>3968417nta but all the links on that page are dead, how much moni to raise gote?
>>4008530This fellas fucking huge now, 80 odd kilo's 8 foot on his hind legs.
>>3984607Goats. Eyes are a giveaway
Here are my boys. 10 months old.
>>3988425>>se.cxYou never forget if you saw it.
>>4010676Mountain goats are insane.
Probably more ck related but ck is cancer. Made some goat burgers from the feral goat I hunted a few weeks ago. It’s fucking delicious. Ground the leg meat, seasoned with coriander leaves, thyme, rosemary, mustard powder, salt and pepper. Shaped into patties and grilled. Burger consisted of brioche bun, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, mushrooms, coriander yoghurt, and avocado. Previously also made a curry from the shoulder meats. Extremely delicious and tender. Thank you for great meals goat.
>>4011481I'm more a fan of living goats but that does sound really good.
>>4011802Yeah same I want pet goats pretty bad and I love visiting goats at petting zoos (yeah im 30 but i still enjoy paying to play with farm animals). But meat is meat and feral goats were the only thing I could hunt nearby. Inflation hitting hard.
>>4011830>im 30 but i still enjoy paying to play with farm animals
>>4008178i'm going to eat a goat kebab fuck all of you
>>4009785It got cold recently and these guys developed a good amount of fur to keep emselves warm.
>>4013245Idiot, forgot image
>>4012667Calm down I think the goat farmers are busy now.
>>4008178Well that depends on a lot of factors. Two as pets are cheap, assuming you don’t pay thousands of dollars for pure bred stock. >>4012667
>>4012667I'm looking to raise meat goats anyway. So, I'll let you know when it's ready.
>>4013248sweet hat, sweet goat.
>>4015104>Tennessee Goat Report 12/13https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_2081.pdf>Texas Goat Report 12/15https://www.ams.usda.gov/mnreports/ams_2014.pdfThe price of 40-60 pound slaughter wethers consistently brought over $300 a head for months, and is now breaking $400 a head according to the last couple reports. Experts believe this number will hold if not rise over the next year.>>4008178Literal Goat Prices
>>4017056Thanks goat you too
>>4017056my goats celebrate Old Christmas but appreciate it
I put goat horns on my tree this year.
My parent's dwarf Nigerians.
>>4018040And the honorary goats who live with them :)
>>4017538Rad.>>4018042Goatlets. Just how big do they get? They like size 20 fur boots..
>>4018095Not sure honestly, less than 50lbs I think. The dogs are Corgi/Anatolian Shepherd, so who knows...
Starting to do my research on meat goats. Reading through the docs in the second post. Looking for recommendations for heat tolerant meat goats.
szex with goat
>>4018123I love those mottled coat colors.
>>4015834this is perfect, thank you! biggest costs after buying enough land seem to be feeding and/or maintaining your property, but obviously you don't want to be buying replacement heads on a regular basis either.
>>4019216Yes usually so fencing is a large cost as well but there is good money in it as well
>>4020014Just run a fencing business and goat business at the same time. The goat jumps over the fence corporation limited.
>>4018095I asked and they should be about 65lbs fully grown>>4019110The best coat pattern. They're super fluffy right now to
>>3965365Wew a goat thread? Just cut the shit out of myself fencing in a new paddock. Gonna have to go out and say it... Im getting sick of my boers. Uncrossed spanish are a pleasure to deal with compared to them.
>>4021169those cows are kinda sus
>>3971749>pissYou forgot that they can and do suck their own dicks just to blow cumbubbles into their beards. My bucks all stick like old cum and rotten seaweed. Just had to wrestle one cuz hes being a piece of shit lately i fucking stink now.
>>4019216Feeding goats aint that expensive to feed. Chickens will drive you broke quicker. >>3968634Goats being poisoned is only a problem if they dont have enough browse and arent fed enough either. Mine go straight for the pokeweed and china berry, according to the internet they should all be dying on a daily basis. They arent retarded, they know what they shouldnt eat... except for chicken feed.
>>4013248What breed of faggot is that?
>>4022062That's real gross.Thanks for reminding me to get a female goat in the future.
>>4022055I raise Kiko’s goats because boers are too frustrating.
>>4022627I don’t know anything about goat breeds and farming, why are boers frustrating?
>>4022628They have benefits which is why people raise them. The problems are: >they have low instincts and bad mothers >don’t handle barber pole worms as well as Spanish and Kiko goats so they don’t do as well in the Deep South>Since their horns grow backwards instead of out full grown goats can get their head stuck into fences>larger breed needs more feed (sneed)The benefits:>Larger breed and being the premier meat goat gets you a better price per head>breed that can get you two kiddings in a year if nutrition goals are metIf I lived out west or up ((north)) or had less goats I would be interested in going to boer goats because the profit per goat can be better. You just have to worm them more often, and are more likely stuck with a bottle baby or two if you get a bunch of triplets.
>>4022628>>4022644In my experience, all the things that that poster said but also, they tend to be more aggressive. Especially the bucks. Not in the "they are always aggressive" sense but more that they will be super chill but if you turn your back on them or are bringing out a scoop of feed you can not let your guard down around them. Come feeding time theres a 50/50 chance that Im going to need to wrestle with one of them. My spanish goats though, absolute pleasure. The thing about it is that spanish goats are flighty, very paranoid. So, you can get them to trust you but they still respect and show caution to you. I have never had a spanish goats horns touch me unless I initiated it. Boers act super friendly but they also do not respect you. And with spanish goats if you interact with them from birth they arent flighty my two youngest are like puppies. Another thing ive noticed is boers get a real dopey look in their eyes once they mature, spanish do not. Also, when in rut boers get extremely rutty. Complete fucking slobs. Spanish bucks are more refined in that sense. The one drawback for spanish is they mature slowly. A spanish buckling will take at least a year before hes actually ready to breed. Even if kept in with does he probably wont even try until hes ready, they have a much longer puberty stage. Same with the does. And, they grow nice and good til 6 months but slow down a bunch from there. A 2 year old doe is like half the size of a mature doe. So from a production standpoint theres zero point in waiting more than 6 months to slaughter.
Happy New Year Goat General!
>>4023931Happy New Year!
>>3965365a fren's grandpa's goat's baby goat
>>4022706>they tend to be more aggressiveHuh, thats interesting. When i search 'boer goat personality' on google I get results saying that they are popular due to them being friendly gentle giants. Though any of us with sense knows that google presents absolute bullshit shill results all the time. Thanks so much for the informative posts >>4022644 and >>4022706 now I hold more knowledge about goat, which is truly a blessing.
>>4025393The internet absolutely fucking sucks for farming information. The majority of it is hipsters that took up hobby farming and have absolutely plebbit tier opinions on shit which they present as viable wisdom. But then when you read about people saying they tried keeping a buck but it soon proved to be a bad idea are always talking about boer bucks. They are gentle and friendly to a point. When mine arent busy being assholes they come over looking to be pet. But, they are assholes a lot of the time. Especially once they hit their first full rut. I can not go into my goat paddock without keeping a keen eye on the boers. The moment Im walking forward without my eye on any of them behind me I will get horns in the back. So far Ive lucked out and its never been enough to hurt me but still it was enough for me to learn my lesson. Boers were the first goats that I got, I really enjoyed them until one day they became a problem. They are destined for the freezer now. Too much of a risk. And like I said, my spanish goats are nothing like that at all. Theyve never once done anything even remotely risky. Boers pack on a little more meat, and they are easier to do maintenance on, thats the only benefits that they have. But the meat difference isnt enough to get excited about and while maintenance is easier on boer, spanish goats really dont need any maintenance. Trimming their hooves is a nightmare, but it also does not need to be done, they probably wouldnt do too well in a confined pen but given a decent sized paddock they can be entirely left alone aside from giving feed if they eat all the plants. The only actual drawback to spanish goats is if they develop a mineral deficiency they will absolutely not touch any minerals offered, have to sneak it into their pellet trough and they will eat around most of it so gotta mix it up real good.
I have an okay-sized suburban yard and would like to have a goat. Yes, it sounds cruel, but I remember being on ranches with smaller pens than my yard and the goats seemed fine (they were pygmies of course). Obviously this would be illegal but no one would ever find out. I'm planning on building a nice, comfy barn and I'm going to move into it with my goat. I will abandon electricity and use a pump for watering me and my goat. We will snuggle up in the cold and cool off in the shade during summers and frolick the limited space all day. This is the only way I imagine a goat can be socially satisfied without getting a companion. I must... become the goat. I am autistic and money is not an issue, bills are paid automatically, and the feed and sneed is plentiful and cheap where I live. I have a book, Storey's guide to dairy goats, and after a cursory browsing, it seems doable.Questions to anons: what breed? Can I get away with a full-size breed like a Nubian (they remind me of Natalie Portman)? Their milk would be plentiful. I'd pay a local farmer to stuff her womb and when the kid is weaned sell it on the black market. If I must have a pygmy considering my yard size, I understand. Also, what kind of human-goat diseases are transmissible (not sexually you freaks)? I don't mind getting a cough, but I wouldn't to spread something weird to the goat. Also, I don't want worms. I would not necessarily drink from her trough and I don't think I could survive off of hay.
>>4027170There has got to be a better use for your time surely?
>>4027615Well I also play the clarinet, and there's a lot of clay in the ground where I live so I could spend time making pots, and it would take some time storing milk safely and making cheese. So I wouldn't spend 100% of the time with the goat, but more like 90-95. Can goats learn tricks? I'd like to teach it to dance when I play the clarinet. I might make money at farmer's markets with a dancing goat show.
>>3965365>>4027652>>4027615>>4027170 If you are interested, I am wondering if you can help out with our project and maybe you would like to join in What are the best goat breeds? Easiest to own/run on a small farm or homestead. Best for milking and cheese, stuff like that Please share that info with our project. >>>/pol/355161564Thank you.
>>4027652>Can goats learn tricks?
>>4017056>>4018123Sharing these with the thread. Thanks for posting >>4028648having animals around makes life more interesting
>>4028656Okay, I think a dancing goat isn't impossible then. I foresee it being more of a "prance" than a dance, though.>>4028648I recommend reading Storey's guide to dairy goats. It has very in depth info.https://b-ok.cc/book/2225165/ee2cceIf I remember correctly, there is no one best breed. I think it has something to do with how some breeds lactate more in one session than others but have shorter producing windows. There is also the factor to consider of how often they can get pregnant as well as weaning the kid. Nubians seemed like ideal and balanced breeds but the dwarf and pygmy goats are much better for small dwellings.Oh, don't forget that dairy goats don't produce very good mohair, and if you want to homestead, you need a source of self-reliant clothing, which a lot of people overlook. If you live by a river, you can build a water wheel that powers a mill for flour or a loom for spinning. I'd specialize in one or the other and live near another homesteader who you can barter and trade with. You don't have to but it would be easier. Look into sheep as well, especially those falkland ones, meroe or merool or whatever.I'm no expert, just trying to remember exactly what I read without checking. Just download the book and read it, it's not that long and has lots of cool drawings.
>>4027170>>4027652I laughed way too hard at this Natalie Portman pic you sperg
Love is a warm Goat
So a few of you actually has goats?
>>4032816Yea I raise Kiko goats full time in Florida. There is a couple others in the thread and one of the anons even hunts feral goats in New Zealand. >gif related hanging with my Billy goat
>>4032970That sounds great. How did you end up raising goats? Inherited them?I haven't seen goats in a good while
>>4032970Those are curious horns, btw
>>4033000>>4033001Yea it’s awesome. I was gonna open a restaurant but went this direction instead. He is my buck for the herd so he will have larger horns and he is still growing
What's the best goat breed to raise for cheese?
What's the best goat breed to raise as a replacement girlfriend
>>4033069>>4033484According to this guy a Nubian >>4027652
>>4034025Nice welcome back
>>4034025imagine the smell
My neighbors have a shitload of goats making a bunch of shit. Should I be concerned about goat shit getting in the water?
>>4036499No goat poop makes great fertilizer you should ask them for some.
>>4036475Is that goat injured? Legs+hips seem wonky
>>4037118She is fine, she was scratching herself and then she heard something, so she was standing in this dorky stance and I had to take a photo. I snapped this photo this morning of her. legs and hips are fine, but as you can tell by her face she is incapable of taking a serious photo.
Is it hard to get to ever have a comfortable life with goats if you don't have any kind of inheritance that includes goats and big earth extensions?
>>4038036No it’s very easy(assuming you are good with your money and don’t mind taking on the work and responsibilities), most goat ranches in America are 5 acres and under, generate income and are considered “part time” with the owners still working elsewhere. If working with goats is what you want to do then make the life changes to get to there.
>>4038659Please don’t be this way anon
Goats are thankful for the Florida browse
Would a female goat make a good companion?
>>4040585goats are herd animals so they need buddies
>>4040585probably not for you
>>4040661I could be her buddy>>4041768:(
>>4041768very hidden yjk post i lold
>>4042071I didn’t think it was subtle
>>4038025>Aww yiss... leaves
It's incredible that this thread is still going
>>4042781On a board this slow?Not really.
>>4042781goat fans will keep it alive to the end
>>4042781Can’t stop won’t stop
>>4038640What would be needed for a full time possibility?
>>4043680Enough land and income saved/coming in to make it full time. It’s very doable for a small ranch to do goats full time just spends on your overhead.
why goats are so stinky and smelly?
>>4043738to activate some processes in you to feel good after and make you hug them
>>4043738The lady goats like it
>>4043738Piss n cum n shitThe holy trifecta
>>4043683How much needed
>>4044201Well that depends on a lot of things
Is it feasible to have a ranch consisting solely of female goats for milking? I don't really like the whole "male goats pissing on themselves" thing, and I also heard milk goats are also good for meat
>>4045966Yes and no, Nubian and other large milking breeds will be fine for meat. You are going to want one buck to breed your females to keep them in milk. Also the young males you sell at 6 months old and 50lbs banded into wethers and they won’t be pissing on themselves like that
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>>3972871>>4011477what are you doing goat get down from there you are a goat not a roc
>>4008526oh, hey. goat tea!