all seals are fat
>>3959386please dont be mean about them
eat the stock get the whock
>>3959384Angry, fat sealshttps://youtu.be/v8njYoCRRo4
>>3959384How about you lose some weight you fat pig
>>3959423i try but fish too tasty and i need my blubbr oket. seal
have you /an/ ever seen a seal in wild?
>>3960232w-what are you gonna do with t-that club, anon?
>>3959389don't identify with sealsthey need to be fat, to survive the arcticyou don't have to
Wew i'm pretty realistic and practical thinking when it comes to killing animals but i don't think i could club one of those cuties without feeling bad
You think I could get away with it if I paid a mexican 100 bucks to steal me a baby elephant seal?
>>3960359finnish people are my favorite animal
Why haven’t we domesticated seals? Imagine having a pet you could take fishing or scuba diving. Inb4 a dog or cat in those retarded bubble suits.
Absolutely disgusting animals.
>>3961451Me on the top left.
>>3960218Yeah, saw one yesterday actually, not that fat but oh well
>>3961440what practical uses would a domesticated seal have
>>3962107>earsNOT A SEAL
>>3963252ALL PINNIPEDS MATTEROTARIIDAE ARE VALID(Don't be mean to Sea Lions please)
>>3963250Aren't seals really damn smart? They could be used in herding fish to make catching them easier for rural northern communities like inuits or greenlanders
>>3963250picking up chicks because they're cute
>>3960218Only marine elephants
>>3963787The seals here are pretty dumb, they exist to feed sharks. Sea lions are more like dogs and could be taught to steal things from divers. The wild ones already interact with humans almost like a tame animal.
>>3963886So why don’t we use them as fishing dogs?
>>3963890They'd just eat the fish, they don't have a "bring food home for friends" instinct.
>>3963893>bring food home for friendsSometimes they do.
>>3961451me on the bottom left
>>3964196he doin push ups>>3964199wow that is viscous
>>3965611seeing this image without the photoshopped hands is very surreal
very rotund thread
>>3965774it's furshit, but if you want it:https://files.catbox.moe/oncghm.png
>>3963958Love that story.http://awesomeocean.com/guest-columns/natgeo-photographer-seal/The idea of the leopard seal getting pissed that this photographer couldn't hunt penguins is amusing to me.
>>3964196Why are there cats?
>>3963958Leopard seals are fucking horrifying, holy shit. Forget water dogs, those things are water bears
>>3960218I saw a quite a few on an island off the coast of my country earlier this year. The island has two separate populations, one composed of grey seals not far from the island's village and another composed of harbour seals who live near an old ruined kelp house on the far side of the island. I got a few photos of them while I was there but this one's my favourite.
>>3963958>>3966107>trying to teach idiot humans how to hunt>bring them live prey and eventually dead because you're convinced they have no idea how to feed themselvesLeopard Seal is right, they're sea cats
>>3960218saw some at Montauk when I was a kid>if you've ever been to Montauk you've driven by my highschool
>>3960218I hang out with seals all the time
>>3967415>those things are water bearsAbout that...
>>3966107>After a few rounds of dead penguins being dropped in front of his face, she started putting the penguin corpses on top of his head. >>IT'S FOOD, RETARD
>>3967415nobody tell him.
>>3969652if anyone wants to do this I found the video here https://twitter.com/tagcome1derful/status/1191694747246530560
>fat seals onlyis there such a thing as a thin seal?
Just gonna leave this here...
>>3967415>Terrors of the deep
>>3971108thats a big fish
>>3973373It is an ideal organism with the vagina on the occupit
>>3960744Cats should be exterminated
>>3975551that is why smoking is bad kids
>>3960218I’ve seen then on whale watching trips, if that counts.
>>3966302they love seals
>>3959402Lel, the way they ineffectually slap each other looks so silly
>>3963958Their faces look like fucking dinosaurs heads.
>>3960218Does the harbor count?
>>3960218Went to California and saw a shitload of elephant seals, they were really cool.
>>3961451me in the middle left
>>3961451me on the top right
>>3984065>hey mom?>yea I know what I want for christmas now
Gonna drop some pics from Gulfworld in Panama City
>>3985145Didnt see you contributing anything
nice pictures but i broke my neck
>>3985146FAKE SEAL ALERT
Man, I want a seal so bad. I would like to just take one from the beach, but the ones by me are elephant seals and there's no way I could actually take care of one of those. I'd need some sort of smaller seal, but that would probably require me to pay someone to steal it for me. I really don't want to rip a seal pup away from it's mom either.
>>3963260The Virgin Harbor Seal>small and weak, easy prey for sharks and killer whales>sad, pathetic ear holes like wtf even are those>hind flippers cannot rotate under body, has to drag himself aroundThe Chad California Sea Lion>larger and stronger, slightly more difficult prey for sharks and killer whales>proper ears like a true mammal>walks wherever he damn well pleases
>>3966107You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this
>>3960218I live near the coast in socal which is infested with seals and sea lions. The sea lions are especially friendly and will swim circles around me and bark a lot when I'm out in the ocean. They also walk up the cliff to the sidewalk to sunbathe and tourists take pictures with them. They have no fear of people so it's a strange experience compared to being around wild land animals, you're just another ocean enjoyer as far as the sea lions are concerned.
>>3986717Femcel seal. Femseal.
>>3960218Saw one at the beach last summer. It kept poking its head out of the water a bit further out than where we were swimming.
>>3986734Bonus pic nearby of some of the seals. They always look confused and are shy.
>>3986717Imagine a polar bear throwing seals at you
>>3986911Nope, I can't, it's definitely eating them all and not share.
>>3986734Hey, looks like La Jolla. I used to love going down there and seeing those guys. Really miss it now that I've moved. You could get pretty close to them out of the water too before they got grumpy and tried to bite you. Seals were usually always more friendly and passive than the sea lions too.
>>3986717YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE PENGUINS
>>3960218Yeah last week. He was bobbing in the sea but swam away when a little girl screamed with excitement
>>3987296Yeah, that's down at the cove. I'll miss it too, planning to move next year. Not sure if you ever saw the leopard sharks around there, they hang out a mile or two north of the cove to raise their pups. During that season there are hundreds of them in water shallow enough to wade in where it's warm, just sharks everywhere when you look underwater.
>>3987450picrel but not my pic, mine aren't as clear
>>3963260Which one is more dog like?
>>3987937Sea lions are a lot more dog-like. They also spend most of the day and night barking.
>>3968971montauk doesn't have a high school
>>3987347>YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE PENGUINSDoes anyone know what penguins taste like?I would assume they would be quite greasy, due to being cold adapted...