snub nosed monkeys are cuteunfortunately they had the bad luck of evolving in china so that's gg for them
Sometimes I think about it
North American Street Ape.They so funnny!
Siamang Gibbon. Look them up on Youtube
>snub nosed monkeys are cuteunfortunately they had the bad luck of evolving in china so that's gg for themcutest shit I've ever seen
I hate every chimp I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
I stomped a baby's chimp head once. Fucker got what it deserved.
>>3952107No you didn't. You're not funny either
>>3953179https://youtu.be/-JUhUI_KvUIMan, I love this frog monkey so much
>>3951897He looks like a muppet
>>3953179>>3954102What if I just…
>>3954114It would be extremely painful
>>3954473a lot more evolved looking than this ape desu
>>3954475It's funny when you see white people call black people apes, we're seriously apes and every race looks like an ape.
>>3954037Eww. Why the fuck would you post that thing? No one likes skin apes.
>>3954482honestly this guy walked out of ireland yesterday. pan sapiens needs to get off its high horse.gorilla citizenship when?
emperor tamarinthe moustaches make them look classy
>>3954482Welp, spotted the jew.
>>3954482>we'respeak for yourself. my people came from wolves.
>>3954663i really wonder what the other apes thought when we decided to go naked
>>3954721Like the concept. No wonder whites have more civility than blacks. Look how apes behave, then look at wolves. We're making intellectual strides here, anons.Whites officially descended from wolves.
It was earlier this year I found out they're not as large as I thought. King Kong led me to believe that they were minimum 6 foot tall.
>>3954732Even if we didn't, we evolved to be more like them. Sometimes we even smell the same.
>>3954724If you mean hairless, probably not much
>>3954183He's a big guy.
These "rescued" (poached) baby macaque videos made by these cambodian youtube channels>0-2 months old>specifically look like picrel (or younger)>screaming>"spazzing out" or "seizuring"I have noticed that they go crazy whenever the owner:1. Presents something to the baby2. The baby notices it3. The baby reaches out to grab it4. The owner quickly pulls it awayAnother instance is when their "separation anxiety" kicks in:1. Interact with the baby2. Hold the baby close to you belly - like a mother macaque3. Then pull the baby away - carefully yet quickly placing it on the ground4. Walk awayThey go bonkers - they shake and scream and pretty much spaz out. I feel terrible for finding these things amusing, but after seeing these videos at first I couldn't stop watching them.Here is an example vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq8p_35tkpUThere is also a subreddit (r/MonkeyHateGate) that pretty much dedicates it's existence towards trying to understand WHY people like me find this kind of thing amusing. There have also been some threads made on 4chan in the past about this.After seeing so many of these videos, I started to take interest in Papionini monkeys in general, including the adult behaviour, their troops/societies, the way they walk, their diet, etc. I think my favorite is the baboons since they are strong, have fantastic teeth, are resilient, and have allies with other unrelated species.
>>3954751god they’re so fucking cool
>>3954810Damn I didn’t realize it was that much of a thing there’s a whole Reddit trying to understand it, I always felt weird about how engaging I found those videos, you can’t take your eyes/ears off of it, but specifically for those types of monkeys
>>3954670what do they use them for?
>>3954751It's always so funny seeing apes strike "human-like" poses. I wonder if gorillas can understand the concept of sarcasm.
>>3954810Go back and stay there
>>3955030Inbred, illiterate third world scum. You're lucky we decided to play nice instead of wiping out the entirety of your pathetic people. You better pray to God every day that we don't have a change of heart and go back to dominating every subhuman race on the planet.
>>3955135lmao we let them in by the thousands each month because the previous guy tweeted too much. This country is doomed, just sit back and enjoy the million sad
>>3951895Long tailed macaques are by far my favorite kind of monkeys. Followed by Java Macaques, which are almost identical but have darker skin (monkey Ji and Bugs Bullock are java macaques).People hate them but I honestly don't understand why, they look adorable to me. There's a channel called Theresa Bullock on yt that shows how life with adult monkeys is like. It sure is challenging but imagine relaxing and cuddling with a cute monkey, wouldn't it be awesome?
>>3954721>>3954732>>3954740Man, dogfucker larp gets weirder all the time.
>>3951900>Siamang GibbonThank goodness we didn't evolve to have ballsacks on our chin
>>3954848Its probably the weirdest online thing, in my opinion. Something about the insane level of hate towards an entire group of animals, specifically baby animals usually, freaks me out - especially since monkeys are so human like.
They have to be fluffy with big eyesring tailed lemurs are my fav primateI don't like monkeys. Get rid of them away from meGibbon and gorilla are my favorite APEs
>>3956463If you don’t want to just blast it across the face with an open hand slap I’m convinced there’s something wrong with you, you have some kind of mental deficiency. Probably lack an internal monologue, don’t talk to yourself, things of that nature
Don't know why YouTube suggested this vid but I'm not going to bother
>>3951895>only great ape that isn't a social animalare oragutans /ourintroverts/?
>>3956812This monkee is more civilized than most people. Ultimate based non-homo sapien ever. I would unironically rather work alongside this guy than many of my human coworkers.
>>3951897I see you are a man of culture as well