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And why are they so stupid?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lllsy2jYycA
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you have to wonder how none of them die despite the obvious abuse
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>>3924533
They're gross creatures like rats and cockroaches. It takes a lot to kill one.
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Ugly, pathetic and needy while also screaming and being prone to "cry seizure". Perfect combination for hate
>baby
>baby monkey
>deny
>deny him contact comfort and milk
someone fill the rest in
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>>3924435
idk but im glad youtube is full of videos of them getting fucking owned
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I think we hate them for the same reason we're supposed to hate goblins and orcs, they look like deformed humans and embody all the worst traits of humanity (greedy, stupid, dirty, selfish, violent, loud, pathetic). If they looked more different from us we wouldn't regard them in relation to ourselves and wouldn't have reason to hate them.
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I disconnected from this world after Mundo and monkeyball.
Who are the new kings on YouTube now?
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>>3924438
wtf is wrong with that one? like seriously, are they like electrocuting his nuts or something?
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>>3924822
Probably ants, the gooks behind these videos will often put them on an anthill or just put ants on their nuts.
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>>3924822
Some kinda spicy.
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>>3924828
fuckin wild, slants are insane
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>>3924438
>ahegao.webm
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>>3924435
Because they resemble humans.
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>>3924901
not even comparable to human babies in terms of cuteness
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>>3924901
Orangutan babies resemble human babies a thousand times more than a macaque, and I find baby orangutans absolutely adorable and lovable
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfrNqwVCPQ&list=PLpqzxlgo3VvWaf2QtUrLdIJqbtRoU-iIz&index=4
What a beautiful and sweet baby. I usually feel enraged when they have nonstop tantrums but when they’re calm and non-erratic, I find them adorable
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>>3924435
Why do they live rent free on /gif/?
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Because they look like basedjaks.
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>>3924910
Because baby orangs are too similar to human babies, macaques are similar but far enough that they look like deformed diseased freaks.
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>>3924822
possibly insect bitting him but baby monkeys just spaz out if they're not held/feel even remotely unsafe.

That specific monkey also gets into lots of trouble like getting stuck in the most peculiar of places and screams alot for no reason.
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I really don’t get the baby monkey hate thing. You guys are just dumb.
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>>3926867
Isn't Mundo almost all grown up now anyway, I haven't watched million pity vids since Monkey baby channel got nuked
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>>3924727
Fucking wojak posters I swear
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>>3924910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MadMX3wFbr0
They are like best babies, quiet and watch with smart eyes.
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>>3924822
Rat poison burning his insides into slime.
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>>3924702
Share your favs senpai. I saw the one where a monkey was run over and a bone was sticking out of his mouth and I've been hooked ever since.
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>>3924438
me after wanking my dick for the 8th time in a day
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>>3926870
Autists with cute aggression. Unpleasant retards projecting their own life issues on a helpless creature and gleefully watching it get tortured and mutilated.
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>>3928103
keked
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>>3924901
this
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Baby monkey abuse, and my love of it, has haunted me for some time. I cannot begin to describe how it makes me feel to see them be hurt or killed. I have often asked myself why I am this way. I feel shame over this. I've come to realize that my own experiences of being abused has made me this way. I love orangutan babies and gorilla babies, it's just these little ones, the macaques and whatnot, that I hate. Thank God that I've never gotten the chance to hurt these creatures. I'm a monster. Lord, help me. I don't want to be this way.
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>>3928540
>>3928538
>>3928535
>>3928529
why are SEAmonkeys like this?
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>>3928974
Imagine a much more intelligent and agile rat with the same destructive tendencies. Imagine if they're just as numerous as pigeons and swarming all over the place. The only thing worse is seagulls, we're lucky those fucks don't have opposable thumbs.
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Nazi chimps
Nazi chimps
Nazi chimps fuck off
Nazi chimps
Nazi chimps
Nazi chimps fuck off
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>>3928980
...but enough about SEAmonkeys!
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are you fucking serious monkey abuse schizos have reached /an/?
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>>3929073
they were always here
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>>3924435
i dont know why but this always makes me laugh
https://youtu.be/rZyStxTeq9c
they always seem to be tortured and the videos have these retarded bad-grammer titles that the idea of the monkeys being hurt funnier
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>>3929140
now im not saying i like seeing baby monkeys tortured. i just find it extremely funny how everything bad happens to them, their seizures, the crappy videos surrounding them with terrible clickbait thumbnails & awful titles written in bad grammar, and the comments
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>>3929073
I was a normal human being until I got hooked on these videos and how disgusting they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZssIkOmnM1o
just look what they do to cats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C_oNIFx944

and those screaming crying seizuring babies
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Most of them love monkeys though and won't kill them. That's partly why they have a problem with monkeys in their cities, they also fucking feed them all the time(no its not mostly tourists doing it). I don't feel for they're plight, its their own fault. I would be like if NYC was proud of their subway rats. Don't hate monkeys myself, but would have no problem with them being killed off in urban areas/farms.
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>>3924435
The only one that made me feel ill was the video of a chair squishing a monkey. It was screaming and puking all over itself. Full of fear. Ugly thing.
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screeeeeee
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>>3928946
Get into fluffy abuse and use it as an outlet so you don't feel the urge to initiate them irl
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A million pity! Baby monkey falls onto to rock dragged by mother
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>>3924435
no bully pls
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>>3930187
What happened to this guy.
Monkeyball was funny as hell
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Can't believe you guys are disrespecting your great great parents like this. You should all be ashamed.
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I’ve come to accept my feelings I have towards these baby monkeys

When I first saw the pity videos, I was disgusted, but their constant tantrums bubbled a hate that built up. I eventually grew to hate them, and myself for finding their pain pleasing

I then had a phase of unapologetic hatred. While I would never support their abuse and would never hurt one in real life, I’d write lengthy shock value descriptions of how I’d torture them. It was a way to vent and get lols. I justified my hatred through the uncanny valley effect along with the possibility of an ancient ancestral hatred that everyone could have

Now, I find baby macaques annoying and generally ugly and aren’t meant to be pets, but I also acknowledge that they aren’t bad as the videos show. When do you have someone who isn’t a complete asshole and/or retard caring for them, they’re really adorable and can melt your heart. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIJc3LcJbA

They’re still little shits, but they’re meant to be raised by monkeys, not humans. The screams of newborn monkeys aren’t from a place of entitlement, but rather a simple evolutionary instinct that lead to their survival. They’re ok, but inferior to many other monkies
>>3931151
Cousin
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>>3928421

I don't understand how people can even watch these poor things being abused. They are helpless creatures, fuck the monkey tortue porn and everyone who likes it.
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>>3931215
When I first saw them I thought "my ancestor :)" and that was it.
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>>3931220
Former monkey hater. I used to be normal and found myself absolutely disgusted when I saw these animals hurt. I won’t speak for everyone, but I speak for many

From what I’ve seen, most “monkey hating” people don’t even hate all monkeys. I’ve yet to see one hate on gibbons, capuchins, or spidermonkeys. The hate is focused on macaques, and I can kind of see why

Baby macaques look unsettling. As humans, we are made to recognize faces, and when a face looks off, like those plastic robot maids in japan or shitty early cgi human actors, it fires off signals in our heads that gives us a sense of uneasiness. These monkeys are unfortunately just one of those things that fits in the uncanny valley. Baby orangutans look more like babies yet they’re almost universally loved. So are capuchins and spider monkeys. I adore all of these, yet, whenever I see a baby macaque, especially when they’re having a tantrum, I feel an urge to either go away or throw it on the ground. It’s a real feeling that many have. Baby gibbons are a perfect example that confirms this. They, aside from their enlongated nose, look almost identical to macaques when they’re babies, yet they don’t give me that unsettling feeling. Their nose likely throws off the uncanny effect and I don’t feel as disturbed

That said, there are monkey haters who should definitely be banned from reproducing. Baby monkeys are annoying, yes, but they’re that way because it helps them survive and pass on their genes. When you’re a baby monkey who has a retard denying you your primal hardwired urge to be held, you would go insane to no fault of your own. I don’t blame these babies for their tantrums and I hope their owners fuck around with adult macaques and contract the ABC’s of hepatitis
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>>3931240
*baboons. Baby Baboons look almost identical to baby macaques
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>>3931240
just look at them, they look like ugly hobos but peacefully sharing a big plate of watermeleon

if it was the pity ratsm, they would be biting, screeching, and trying to take as many melons for themselves as they can
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