And why are they so stupid?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lllsy2jYycA
you have to wonder how none of them die despite the obvious abuse
>>3924533They're gross creatures like rats and cockroaches. It takes a lot to kill one.
Ugly, pathetic and needy while also screaming and being prone to "cry seizure". Perfect combination for hate >baby>baby monkey >deny >deny him contact comfort and milk someone fill the rest in
>>3924435idk but im glad youtube is full of videos of them getting fucking owned
I think we hate them for the same reason we're supposed to hate goblins and orcs, they look like deformed humans and embody all the worst traits of humanity (greedy, stupid, dirty, selfish, violent, loud, pathetic). If they looked more different from us we wouldn't regard them in relation to ourselves and wouldn't have reason to hate them.
I disconnected from this world after Mundo and monkeyball.Who are the new kings on YouTube now?
>>3924438wtf is wrong with that one? like seriously, are they like electrocuting his nuts or something?
>>3924822Probably ants, the gooks behind these videos will often put them on an anthill or just put ants on their nuts.
>>3924822Some kinda spicy.
>>3924828fuckin wild, slants are insane
>>3924435Because they resemble humans.
>>3924901not even comparable to human babies in terms of cuteness
>>3924901Orangutan babies resemble human babies a thousand times more than a macaque, and I find baby orangutans absolutely adorable and lovable
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfrNqwVCPQ&list=PLpqzxlgo3VvWaf2QtUrLdIJqbtRoU-iIz&index=4What a beautiful and sweet baby. I usually feel enraged when they have nonstop tantrums but when they’re calm and non-erratic, I find them adorable
>>3924435Why do they live rent free on /gif/?
Because they look like basedjaks.
>>3924910Because baby orangs are too similar to human babies, macaques are similar but far enough that they look like deformed diseased freaks.
>>3924822possibly insect bitting him but baby monkeys just spaz out if they're not held/feel even remotely unsafe. That specific monkey also gets into lots of trouble like getting stuck in the most peculiar of places and screams alot for no reason.
I really don’t get the baby monkey hate thing. You guys are just dumb.
>>3926867Isn't Mundo almost all grown up now anyway, I haven't watched million pity vids since Monkey baby channel got nuked
>>3924727Fucking wojak posters I swear
>>3924910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MadMX3wFbr0They are like best babies, quiet and watch with smart eyes.
>>3924822Rat poison burning his insides into slime.
>>3924702Share your favs senpai. I saw the one where a monkey was run over and a bone was sticking out of his mouth and I've been hooked ever since.
>>3924438me after wanking my dick for the 8th time in a day
>>3926870Autists with cute aggression. Unpleasant retards projecting their own life issues on a helpless creature and gleefully watching it get tortured and mutilated.
Baby monkey abuse, and my love of it, has haunted me for some time. I cannot begin to describe how it makes me feel to see them be hurt or killed. I have often asked myself why I am this way. I feel shame over this. I've come to realize that my own experiences of being abused has made me this way. I love orangutan babies and gorilla babies, it's just these little ones, the macaques and whatnot, that I hate. Thank God that I've never gotten the chance to hurt these creatures. I'm a monster. Lord, help me. I don't want to be this way.
>>3928540>>3928538>>3928535>>3928529why are SEAmonkeys like this?
>>3928974Imagine a much more intelligent and agile rat with the same destructive tendencies. Imagine if they're just as numerous as pigeons and swarming all over the place. The only thing worse is seagulls, we're lucky those fucks don't have opposable thumbs.
Nazi chimpsNazi chimpsNazi chimps fuck offNazi chimpsNazi chimpsNazi chimps fuck off
>>3928980...but enough about SEAmonkeys!
are you fucking serious monkey abuse schizos have reached /an/?
>>3929073they were always here
>>3924435i dont know why but this always makes me laughhttps://youtu.be/rZyStxTeq9cthey always seem to be tortured and the videos have these retarded bad-grammer titles that the idea of the monkeys being hurt funnier
>>3929140now im not saying i like seeing baby monkeys tortured. i just find it extremely funny how everything bad happens to them, their seizures, the crappy videos surrounding them with terrible clickbait thumbnails & awful titles written in bad grammar, and the comments
>>3929073I was a normal human being until I got hooked on these videos and how disgusting they arehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZssIkOmnM1ojust look what they do to catshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C_oNIFx944and those screaming crying seizuring babies
>>3928974Most of them love monkeys though and won't kill them. That's partly why they have a problem with monkeys in their cities, they also fucking feed them all the time(no its not mostly tourists doing it). I don't feel for they're plight, its their own fault. I would be like if NYC was proud of their subway rats. Don't hate monkeys myself, but would have no problem with them being killed off in urban areas/farms.
>>3924435The only one that made me feel ill was the video of a chair squishing a monkey. It was screaming and puking all over itself. Full of fear. Ugly thing.
>>3928946Get into fluffy abuse and use it as an outlet so you don't feel the urge to initiate them irl
A million pity! Baby monkey falls onto to rock dragged by mother
>>3924435no bully pls
>>3930187What happened to this guy.Monkeyball was funny as hell
Can't believe you guys are disrespecting your great great parents like this. You should all be ashamed.
I’ve come to accept my feelings I have towards these baby monkeysWhen I first saw the pity videos, I was disgusted, but their constant tantrums bubbled a hate that built up. I eventually grew to hate them, and myself for finding their pain pleasingI then had a phase of unapologetic hatred. While I would never support their abuse and would never hurt one in real life, I’d write lengthy shock value descriptions of how I’d torture them. It was a way to vent and get lols. I justified my hatred through the uncanny valley effect along with the possibility of an ancient ancestral hatred that everyone could haveNow, I find baby macaques annoying and generally ugly and aren’t meant to be pets, but I also acknowledge that they aren’t bad as the videos show. When do you have someone who isn’t a complete asshole and/or retard caring for them, they’re really adorable and can melt your heart. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3hIJc3LcJbAThey’re still little shits, but they’re meant to be raised by monkeys, not humans. The screams of newborn monkeys aren’t from a place of entitlement, but rather a simple evolutionary instinct that lead to their survival. They’re ok, but inferior to many other monkies>>3931151Cousin
>>3928421I don't understand how people can even watch these poor things being abused. They are helpless creatures, fuck the monkey tortue porn and everyone who likes it.
>>3931215When I first saw them I thought "my ancestor :)" and that was it.
>>3931220Former monkey hater. I used to be normal and found myself absolutely disgusted when I saw these animals hurt. I won’t speak for everyone, but I speak for manyFrom what I’ve seen, most “monkey hating” people don’t even hate all monkeys. I’ve yet to see one hate on gibbons, capuchins, or spidermonkeys. The hate is focused on macaques, and I can kind of see whyBaby macaques look unsettling. As humans, we are made to recognize faces, and when a face looks off, like those plastic robot maids in japan or shitty early cgi human actors, it fires off signals in our heads that gives us a sense of uneasiness. These monkeys are unfortunately just one of those things that fits in the uncanny valley. Baby orangutans look more like babies yet they’re almost universally loved. So are capuchins and spider monkeys. I adore all of these, yet, whenever I see a baby macaque, especially when they’re having a tantrum, I feel an urge to either go away or throw it on the ground. It’s a real feeling that many have. Baby gibbons are a perfect example that confirms this. They, aside from their enlongated nose, look almost identical to macaques when they’re babies, yet they don’t give me that unsettling feeling. Their nose likely throws off the uncanny effect and I don’t feel as disturbedThat said, there are monkey haters who should definitely be banned from reproducing. Baby monkeys are annoying, yes, but they’re that way because it helps them survive and pass on their genes. When you’re a baby monkey who has a retard denying you your primal hardwired urge to be held, you would go insane to no fault of your own. I don’t blame these babies for their tantrums and I hope their owners fuck around with adult macaques and contract the ABC’s of hepatitis
>>3931240*baboons. Baby Baboons look almost identical to baby macaques
>>3931240just look at them, they look like ugly hobos but peacefully sharing a big plate of watermeleonif it was the pity ratsm, they would be biting, screeching, and trying to take as many melons for themselves as they can