/an/ webm thread
>>3920366Lol he knew what he was doin
>>3920343lol how concerned the dog is watching the rolling near waves and then goes>oh for fucks sake, you stupid ass monkey>how many times more do I have to save your dumb ass>it really is getting tiring
>>3920426>there must be more to life
>>3920471That's very cool
>>3920449Now there's a PIT bullhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hom9faSBUHQ
>>3920488i despise you
>>3920454>average /an/ participant
>>3920454>clean it up jannie
>>3920363These little guys need to read Hobbes.
>>3920376awww he's just playinghe's smiling
in Florida they train snakes to help replace wiring harnesses
>>3920358does anyone have the white dog walking like this?
>>3920918Vince McMahon's dog
>>3921022I mean having a good relationship with your farm animals is a good thing but at least I can't imagine how it is to be this close and a couple days later either butcher it or give it away to the butcher
>>3921020You just know that smug, spotted fuck thought he could get away with stealing prey from a lion just because he's got BLM and affirmative action on his side. Well not this one. Remember to stand your ground, lions. Cheetahs are all pussies who'll run the second you fight back. They rely on your fear of the media.
>>3921038thank you for explaining to us exactly what it was that you meant. we were all wondering.
>>3920393has someone already dubbed this with she's a maniac
>>3921066now humble yourself.
>>3920393Somebody come get errrr she dancin like a stripperrrr
>>3920725The Beast master
>>3920471What are these cats doing in the dishwasher?
>>3921021>thicche's fucking fat dude
>>3921021You can tell he is american.
>>3920843YOI JUST KNOW
>>3921062That's a leopard, not a Cheetah, Cheetahs can't climb trees.
>>3920345Anyone who tried marmot meat? Shit tastes heavenly when cooked in slow cooker. Only downside is you might catch bubonic plague though.
>>3921191top kekwhy did crow do it?
>>3921202Crows are mischievous.
>>3921159that figuresi didnt know leopards lived near lions...
>>3921202>why did crow do it?they're like monkeys in that aspect; they enjoy being annoying to bigger animals
>>3921238not before i kill every one of you thieving spots
>>3920845Took me a minute to figure out what's going on here, and realize that the cat is upside down, not the camera
>>3920843This is cute as hell.
>>3920843>allowing dogs to sleep IN the bed>under the covers>not at the foot of the bed>not even ON the bed>but in the bed like a sexual partnerwomen didnt used to be like this, right?ive read dating profiles where women SPECIFICALLY outline that behavior as a red flag if disallowed.like"if you cant even blahblahblah then i dont want to deal with you"how have we fallen so far from god
>>3921202Ain't this the eel that ate a dude's thumb?
>>3921340I'm a man and I do that all the time. It's a pleb filter. Only reasonable people can see it as fine while irrational overly emotional people get freaked out by it for some reason. The women that will want your dog, your guns, and any car that isn't some sort of minivan abomination gone as soon as they think they're pregnant, for instance, get filtered out by it.Just look at you slowly bringing bestiality into it while posting deus vult shit. Exactly the kind of person that needs to be filtered out.
>>3921366filters out every abrahamic faith except protestant Christians too
>>3921390Probably a neurological problem from surviving distemperThat looks like wild village dog type so they might have even adopted it like that
>>3921073They have now >>>/wsg/4112865
>>3921102what an asshole
>>3921487fuck you he's based
>>3921237It's panthers and jaguars that don't.
>>3921237an ignorant racist person. who would have thought.
>>3921545the hell is going on in the background
>>3920454That frog was 20% shit.
>>3920343You just know
>>3921549>getting offended over stupid banterthis website is not your speed woman
>>3921366>irrational overly emotional peoplesays the nutless femjob that cant sweep wiffout his pawperhow's this for rationaldog's have their own beds
>>3921516Panthers are just melanic leopards or jaguars
>>3921680well they dont live near leyons
>>3921366Good points desu
>>3921308cat? what cat? that's a spider
>>3921676>proceeds to throw a hysterical tantrum and make asspulled rules like a womanYou sound like an ex I had in highschool.If you already have a bed, there is room for the dog, and the dog isn't a gross faggot, the dog sleeps in the bed. Saves money and space.Dogs do not piss on their own beds hence you make sure your bed will never be pissed on.Dogs have a higher body temperature than humans so you can turn down the furnace and use fewer blankets.Sleeping with a dog causes you to experience more and less disrupted REM sleep, improving cognition and mental health. It has not been studied, but it can be assumed that the same goes for the dog.Sleeping with another living being causes both of you to unconsciously bond, so your dog will be more loyal and better behaved.Dogs are more alert than humans, so if a nog breaks into your house, your dog will wake you up. Breeds that don't mark excessively will still bark when it's real shit.Reasonably, if you have a clean, good smelling dog that doesn't bark much (ie: husky) and a normal sized bed you should sleep together. In fact it's irrational not to.
>>3921776based dog snuggler
its important the dog is always the little spoon so they don't think they're dominant over you
>>3920341Burgers and euros will never know what it's like to have a hundred strong flock of drunk cockies and descending on your property tearing up every thing in sight.
>>3921769Kinda blows my mind how theyre able to coordinate these dumb birds so well
>>3920918haha he has neurological issues how cute :)
>>3920918I'm a day late but thank you, this is exactly what I meant
>>3921955Wait what the fuck their heads are squishy?
>>3922009Their forehead is mostly fat used for better echolocation
>>3921781>>3921776WHITE MEN FUCK DOGS
I am in great needIn need of pongos
>>3922037>>3922041Thank you pongo bros
>>3922037did he died?
>>3922015Bags of sand
>>3920393>puts 5 bucks under her wing
>>3921671ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>3922066melon pats are not sexual
>>3922079I hate Australians so much it's unreal
>>3920846Is he trying to eat him? What's going on here?
>>3922014Is he trying to eat him?
>>3922092I think so, looks like he's checking to see if he'll fitPelicans will eat anything they can get their mouths around even other birds
>>3922097Just having some funbig brain life is hard and needs distractions see dolphins drugging it up with fugu
>>3920366This shit is how TB spreads. Badgers do this a *lot*
>>3922014>Bird be like>I am sure to survive that sea monster because i can fly
>>3922079doesnt make you any less of a bitch
>>3921776>all that textand you're complaining about me throwing a tantrum?dog sleep on flooryou can cry more, tranny
>>3921882yes actually retards are adorable.
>>3921729if you're a gay trying to impress other gays
>>3922014bird: "everything in moderation"whale: drugs sex and pornography
>>3922160>can't beat the cock
>>3920725Shadow of the colossus
>>3922014My girlfriend trying to get me to let her eat my ass
>>3922199Nope. Nobody can beat the cock
>>3920343My friend is asking if anyone has this in a higher resolution
>>3922500>My friendlmao dude
>>3922160>man with big stick beaten by cock.webm
>>3921340>women didnt used to be like this, right?Bear came out in 1976 and won the Governor General's Award, so shit like that has been going on at least since then.That cover? It's EXACTLY what you think it is.
>>3921776>huskyfagNo wonder he's so upset and spamming textwalls lmao, you're dissing his onahole
>>3922100lol reminded me of this tiktokwww.youtube.com/watch?v=12L3KwU8BJc
>>3920843what a good boy :-)
>>3921022This makes me feel really bad about eating bacon and yet I feel that my physical organism needs animal protein in order to survive. I hope that we can someday grow animal meat in factories so that we no longer will have to hurt animals in order to survive.
>>3921102what a friggin rebel!
>>3921038“A peasant becomes fond of his pig and is glad to salt away its pork. What is significant, and is so difficult for the urban stranger to understand, is that the two statements are connected by an and not by a but.”
>>3921676You're a whiny faggot. I let my dog sleep in the bed and it's fine. I don't NEED my dog to sleep in the bed, if he want to lay on the bed, floor, in the crate, whatever is fine, i don't care. I'm not some autistic sperg who goes NOOOO THE DOGO MUST BE ON THE FLOOR. Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
>>3922645dog go on floorcry more
>>3920454Why tf did I watch this. Was expecting a cooler ending
>>3922500My friend said she looks like the kind of girl who's dad would film himself cooming on her face
>>3922768pour a bottle of draino in your asshole
>>3922778Check yourself into a mental health institution and then hang yourself while you're there.
>afghanistan is posting again
>>3922100Anyone have the webm version of this?
>>3922528>>3922540It's always funny when zoomers find out that novels are way filthier than other media, mainly because they take effort to read and people willing to expend mental effort are not usually the type to offend easily.The World According to Garp was a was a finalist for the American National Book Award for Fiction in 1979 (retard rape). The climax of It (1986) was a preteen gangbang.Really weird how each generation likes to view itself as edgier than the last when shit's actually been getting tamer for the past half-century or so.
>>3921038You usually simply not eat/kill the ones you like. When i was a kid we lived on a farm, and mom hd a fvorite hen, who was always following her and was generally smart bird and it was left alive until ntural death (chickens actully live quite long).Same as with old horse a neighbor kept, simply because he liked horses. It just chilled in meadow and got back scratches.Some milk cows got to live to old age
>>3922153Whales and dolphins are really smart, but lack of abilify to create something is their deadendIn distnt future they can evolve only if humans hook them up with AI that can allow them to use exoskeleton hnds or anything to bring dexterity or connection possible
>>3921099>I likes to eat with my little mouth too
>>3922801>>3922645>has mental issues>sleeps with a dog in the bed>pretending to be a biological maleyou need medication, sally.
>>3922932is this post actually to be brought together contextually with the earlier posts which produced it, or is it an isolated liberal cope? Because nobody here mentioned smut. Women being comforable being retarded is a seperate issue regarding their "social liberation."I also guarantee you that right now there is amateur brazilian porn circulating for free on the internet containing retard rape, videotaped. the written stuff is getting pumped out daily as well."literature is getting tamer" is cope.
>>3923251>this goo sure is tasty>wonder why it hurts
>>3923257>honey>too spiceydo avians really??
>>3923261holy salmonella batman
>>3923261wow fuck that guy
>>3923054Winnie the pooh
>>3923261This is why i could never get a bird.
>>3923261>Clean it up, jannie.
>>3923257>>3923263It's an European honey buzzard eating wasps larvae."It is a specialist feeder, living mainly on the larvae and nests of wasps and hornets, although it will take small mammals, reptiles, and birds. It is the only known predator of the Asian hornet. It spends large amounts of time on the forest floor excavating wasp nests. It is equipped with long toes and claws adapted to raking and digging, and scale-like feathering on its head, thought to be a defence against the stings of its victims. Honey buzzards are thought to have a chemical deterrent in their feathers that protects them from wasp attacks."https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_honey_buzzard#Feeding
>>3920341Fuck I want a crispy croissant
>>3921020Analogy of our healthcare system.
>>3923446Wait, are we the lion, the leopard, the antelope carcass, or the tree?
>>3923452The leopard. Unless you're a fatty. Then you're the lion.
>>3922016have you seen white women lately
>>3921680Sometimes panther is used to refer to melanistic Cougars too.
>>3923261I always start thinking a bird might be a cool pet then something similar to this gets posted.Thank you.
>>3920358I was coincidentally listening to this tune and I realized it fits very well to his stridehttps://youtu.be/-fwjG6G01OE
>>3921959what are these cates with the giant fat pumpkin heads called? Seem to be a lot of them in japan.
>>3922677This is what they took from you.
>>3922885>go to save it as beluga punk.gif>explorer shows i have a beluga punk.webm>man must be something else wonder what it isi guess i do here it is
>>3920341he got that drip
>>3922153How big of a gun do you need to kill these things
>>3923806Why would you want to kill a superior life form?
>>3923806You just need a crane to take it out
>>3921340My cat climbs all over my husband's naked bod at night. Am I a cuck?
>>3921783But then your dick will rub on it and it will fart on you.
>>3923806Unless you're orca trainer scum there's no reason to fear the smartest animal on Earth.
>>3924133>no reason to fear>the smartest animal on Earthi wonder whether you used flappers or nose to type that
>>3922540>>3922528Some days I wish humanity had descended from simpler sweeter creatures instead of apes. We would be far more pleasant if we were the descendants of sloths for instance.
>>3922677i am sad they're gone, but atleast you can see traces of them in tazzie devils and quolls
>>3923054I always feel bad for laughing at dogs in this position. But the look of sheer regret, misery, and shame in their eyes always gets me to laugh like an idiot.
>>3923494hog nosed snakes are so damned cute
>>3920365>>3920363>can stand>have hands>know mma movesIt is official, those fuckers are the next rulers of Earth.
>>3921776Yeah my dog rabies sleeps with me and the kittehs in bed with no issue
>>3921340Having a fluffy animal can gelp when it gets legitimately coldSome dogs can sorta sense when you're in pain and lay on the spot that's in pain to ease it
>>3925048dont even worry about it. only third worlders, dicklets, and retards make it an issue.
>>3923261>ayo girl lemme in them dms
>>3921516>panthers aren't near lionsAnon...>>3921680Panther is used for certain jaguars, leopards, and mountain lions.
>>3924392Honestly surprised it didn't immediately try to get through the fence again.
>>3925058Seethe more, dog fucker
>>3925381Same here. I was honestly expecting it to do the same as that sheep pulled from the trench.
>>3920725christ that's adorable
>>3923055can't believe i'm jealous of a frog's life
>>3922609You do not need animal protein in order to survive. There are vegan olympic athletes anon.
>>3923337>wasps larvaeThat's clearly honeycomb
>>3921769A new power is rising! It's victory... is at hand!
>>3925618I' prett sure that's a defense mechanism. It has no place to run to so it runs on top of the cat because it's the one place it can't catch it.
>>3925687just like the simulations
>>3924392NOW I'M FREEEFREE FAWNING
>>3925552i fucking love pygmy hippos man
>>3925419kek what an idiot
>>3920376better with sound >guy filming screaming "ALLIGATOR" as if the raccoon is going to understand and not just be distracted
>>3923806a relatively small one, they are just birds after all
>>3921390I chuckled, Anon friend
>>3925631>He likes his meat sweet, don't judge him by his tastes.
>>3923538Scottish fold maybe?
>>3922540I gotta read this
>>3926092Are hyena teeth made of rubber? Do they not have claws? How is a lion just shrugging off so many on top of it at once like that.
>>3926101>Do they not have claws?No.
>>3922059Five bucks? Look at mr. moneybags over here.Colin Quinn, of all people, taught me a good trick for this actually; you can rip a 1-dollar bill in half and then fold the two halves so they still look like whole bills.That way you tip the stripper a thrifty 50 cents at a time.You can't go back to that club, though.
>>3921574eww no nigger...maybe in 10 years tho
>>3924398Walruses are fucking big
>>3923251Honey buzzard doesn't give a damn
>>3920396It's so weird how it changes its eye. It's like a primitive robot that can only do expressions by changing the entire eye instead of making facial expressions with pseudo-muscles.
>>3920454If I found a turd like that on the streets, I could have bet it was made by a human
>>3920985"Screw life, I'm going back to where I came from!"
>>3922609Bacon is far from the only animal protein you can get
>>3926094Abuse of force, she should be ashamed of herself.
>>3926101It looked like they just weren't clamping down, they probably saw the other lions approaching and didn't want to commit so they just piled on and bit at her.
>>3926352Also, strong bite force or not, several hundred pounds of lion thrashing around can be hard to get a grip on
>>3924398Sir, this is the /an/ board, you have to post animals, not your American vacation footage.
>>3926279I kind of want a parkour-focused, Ass-Creed-type game where you play as a cat hunting stuff.
>>3926314Look at him, so polite! He wants it soooooo much, but he won't take it without permission.What a good boy!
>>3926316Ah yes, the Chris Chan solution.
>>3926357Well, you can have a cyberpunk, post-man, enhanced bionic cat puzzle game.
>>3926092this scene looks straight out of the lion king, pretty kino
>>3926094this bitch hit the cutie
>>3925419IT'S MY HOLE!IT WAS MADE FOR ME!
>>3926094smack the cunt
>>3926327>>3926371>>3926405How else should she have prevented the raccoon from taking her stuff? She already tried pulling the bag away.
>>3924392>not getting to her from the other sideIs there a more wasted opportunity?
>>3926414Giant hornets?Did he died?
>>3926432>Finding your way back into the map after you wall-glitched.
>>3921159no wonder it fell down
>>3926413She should have thanked the raccoon for culturally enriching her.
>>3920846GET INMY BELLLLLEH
>>3921062lions dont hoist their kills into trees, leopards do. the lion was the one stealing, retard
>>3923075Stop talking, thanks.
>>3922609Just eat less bacon. Bacon is overrated anyways.
>>3921202must be so bizarre being a sea creature and being petted for the first time ever
>>3920347I always get happy when I smell a skunk nearby because I always want to see one, they're so cute
>>3922500Cute girl and cat too
>>3926432>He's a phantom
>>3926096>war shout.webm>No audio