goat funny broes
god i wish i was a goat
I want a pet nubian goat so bad
God I wish I had/was in a goat herd
>>3901702I love their eyes
>>3901702It’s time to come home /an/on.
You have been visited by the goat of good sleep. Long, restful nights will come to you, but ONLY if you post "Sleep tight, kid" in this thread
>>3902418Sleep tight, kid
>>3901945This literally looks like heaven
>>3903409Sounds like someone didn’t sleep tight, kid.
hey Florida anon have you heard about the new scrapie tag situation that is going on soon, they are gonna want electronic tags in all animals sold at market.
>>3903932I see no mention of electronic tagshttps://www.fdacs.gov/Consumer-Resources/Animals/Animal-Diseases/Scrapie-FAQ
>>3904144It is a thing that is going on at our sale in Pennsylvania. The USDA is going to try and mandate all animals to have electronic scrapie tags. If the USDA rep doesn’t work with the group that runs it there is going to be a massive protest.
>>3903932>>3904398Yea I am not familiar with it, but leave it to the federal government to get in the way and fuck up anything. A Microchip seems dumb because it can move in the body, and most people would give up after scanning the back. Ear tags fall off and people don’t keep good records, the tail tattoo only works on light skinned goats. Idk they all have their problems, but ear tags are what I use. I hope they don’t make changes, but they are gonna do what ever hurt small farmers, and makes them and their constituents more money.
>>3904127One minute in the goat tower is what everyone should work towards
Tell me about Goats. Why are their eyes funny?
>>3905561>Why are their eyes funnyAllows them to see well at night and also not be bothered by glare in the day. Horses and deer have a reasonably similar pupil, but it's generally in a dark iris and is thus concealed.>>3905506For $5m, you can buy some acres, buy some goats, build a goat tower, and create enough investment income to live with your goats, so long as you live in the goat tower and don't try to build a house with that money too.
>>3905602Not to be pedantic, but goats are an investment. They are much more profitable than cattle farming in my area.
>>3906486The horde approaches
>tfw just bought house with over 3 acres of alfalfa hay already being grown on itSoon......
>>3902418>Sleep tight, kid
As a goat lover my self i am very happy to see this thread
For me, it's the angora goat
>>3910490For me, it's the Celtiberian goat
>>3902418>Sleep tight, kidSleep tight, kid, what a wonderful little goatie :3
>>3904404hehehe... GOAT FUNNY!
I like barbari goats
>>3902418Sleep tight, kid! :D
>>3901664AMERICAAMERICATHIS IS YOU
>>3902418Sleep tight kid
>>3902418Sleep tight, kid.
>>3902418sleep tight, kid
More goat please
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
I am entirely serious when I think this is the funniest video that I know ofhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_reps5BBHTs
>>3914502Ying and yang
>>3914648They are brothers and my wife’s favorite wethers, so know they are my Billy goats pen mate during the doe rest time. Here they are as babies with mom on the left.
>>3901631>>3901702> not physically attaching walking limbs and spending weeks with a goat herdDon't let your dreams be memes
Wild mountain goats from when I went hiking in a national park, this is as close as I could get
GOAT STUCKGOAT STUCK
>>3916764Poor goat :( big pupils
>>3918966Nice pose. What are they looking at?
>>3919923Not sure probably my Pyrenees this photo was taken the day that kid was born. I always try to take a photo when I find them to save the date and time.
>>3916764What do you do in a situation like this?Wreck the gate or off the goat?
What kind of goat is he bros?
>>3920741but goats have giant balls. Where are his big goat balls?I can't fap to this!
>>3920666That's not a goat you stupid fucking faggot. Take your furry weeb shit to >>>/trash/, or better yet, to hell.
>>3920645She's not stuck goats can probably goat their way out of messes like those
>>3901455>but abdul, I'm only 6 months old, how can I be your wife?
>>3922330insha'Allah I celebrate the reconquest of Afghanistan with my goat wife
>>3920745take your meds, thats from a critically acclaimed anime/manga called beastars. you probably wouldn't know that because you're a simpleton, but yet here you are spewing midwit context toward anime on an anime website.
Imprisoned for their crimes
>>3920973i work on a goatfarm and find em stuck like this from time to time. they can get out after a while but its not easy, if you want em out fast in a situation like this you need to twist em a quarter turn and pull em back while they are on their side
Anyone ever read this book?
>>3920666Ain't he a dall sheep???
>>3920666hes a sheep, satan
I really like goats and would love to own one, but I would feel bad having something like a goat as a pet. Do people use them for anything other than weed removal and milk?
>>3925239For their meat and their skin, but I guess if you want to have the same goats forever then no
>>3925246Well is it humane keeping them in a yard? How much space do they need to eat ferns and shit
>>3925248Google is your friend anon.
>>3925249Id rather have anons on /an/ tell me because I assume at least some of you own goats.
>>3925253Hello Florida Kiko Anon here usually 5-9 goats per acre. If you get a milking goat make sure to supplement her diet with alfalfa or Perrinial Peanut Hay. The most important thing for keeping a yard goat is your local laws (if inside a town) poisonous plants and fencing. https://goats.extension.org/which-plants-are-poisonous-to-goats/
Do unicorn goats have higher self-esteem than normal goats?
>>3911360take your meds
i like their fucked up eyes
>>3911360thanks, that took me right back
>>3902418sleep tight kid
Yesterday, In my dreams, I saw a classification of minor gods, esotheric stuff like the back of God and gas forms but there was an outlier, there was a goat. He was called Cromlec, if I remember right, and he had horns coloured like a stone and a visible look of disdain. What do goats mean in symbolism?
we need to breed damascus goats to stay cute
>>3926300That's a bit of a stretch