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Is domesticating Cheetah's the only way to save them from extinction?
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>>3824279
They are already domesticated, we just need to figure out a way to breed them better.
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>>3824523
train a bunch of professional "cheetah lovers" that use special cuddling and courtship techniques to get the cheetahs in the mood for proper artificial insemination.
and use genetic engineering to introduce more variety to the gene pool
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>>3824598
I have heard that most people are put off at artificial insemination of (big) cats because they'd need to dildo the thing hard to get it to ovulate and whatnot.

Do YOU want to be that person?
>What do you do for a living?
Oh I ravage cheetahs with toys to facilitate insemination.
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>>3824611
anon, it will be for the greater good. now go out there and make sweet love with some cheetahs
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>>3824611
I'll take one for the team?
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>>3824611
How much does it pay?
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>>3824632
>>3824639
>>3825037

Never work around animals. Srsly...
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>>3825060
>Srsly...
w*man detected
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>>3825073
Prove it, faggot. Oh, wait, you can't!
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>>3824611
> Do YOU want to be that person?
Yes.
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>>3825060
You'd hate to know how many people actually have jobs like that and necessarily wear baggy pants/aprons, not that is mandatory for safety or sanitation
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>>3825073
Based woman dabbing on the coombrained m*les
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>>3825272
Femanon detected
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>>3825060
>Never do something you and the animals will enjoy
Why? Jealous?
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>>3825073
virgin hands typed this
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>>3824279
Not really. Their genetics are pretty fucked. Guess it's possible. But why do you want a cheetah gf anon?
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>>3825060
no seriously how much does it pay?
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>>3825312
> enjoy touching on and looking at animals in lewd positions for sexual and egotistical gratifcation

> implying the animal enjoys it

Oh so it miraculously began speaking and said, 'Gee anon, thanks for the handy j, that sure was good looking out on your part'? You even rationalize life a fucking zoophile, kys.

>>3827842
Probably $18 a month state pay when you land in a state prison for a year to eighteen months and get labeled as 'cheetah fucker'.
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>>3827890
Never seen someone project this hard for cat fucking. It's ok anon it's a natural to have such thoughts.
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This could have been a good thread...
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>>3824611
>they'd need to dildo the thing hard to get it to ovulate and whatnot.
oh no, that sucks
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>>3824279
No. That's not gona work. They're a genetic dead end. Domesticating them would only make them way more inbred. Bunch of stillborn cheetahs and shit.
Retarded lanklet cats.
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>>3828019
Big cat threads are always shit.
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>>3827890
if my experience with horse breeding says anything, yeah, they enjoy it. a lot. and they get very, very attached to you and start pestering you for more.

if it's fine to jack off a horse because it makes someone money it's fine to jack off a horse. you know half the people involved are popping chubs.
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>>3828296
>you know half the people involved are popping chubs
Cool projection
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>>3828438
The wife of a horse jacker is the least happy wife in the world

>why are your eyes closed again? look at me!
>yes, stud lightning...
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>>3827890
im already called a cheetah fucker, i couldnt care less

but how much does doing it pay? if you are hired to do it then why would you go to prison
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>>3824611
Sign me up
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>>3828438
If you can't appreciate horse cock then there's something wrong with you. A horse cock is like a beautiful sunset or the soaring peaks of a mountain range.
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>>3829281
It really is amazing
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>>3827842
I'd do it for free.
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>>3830473
so would i but you need to make money somehow
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I just want to hug a cheetah and tell it I think its cute is that so wrong
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>>3828005
> implying
Literally forgot about the sickfuckery in this thread And bo, projecting is me putting my own insecurities on to other, if I wanted to do that I'd go post like an ironic shitbag in a weightloss thread in /fit/.

>>3828296
I...I don't have a face for this. Instead I'm gonna back out the foor slowly and never speak a word of you masturbating your horses. As a matter of fact, I',m gonna make myself a drink.

>>3828500
If you're already called cheetah fucker I'll post pics of me spreading my ass cheeks on /b/, but I doubt you are unless you're a furfag tbw.
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>>3830977
>furfag
yeah but that wasnt really the reason people called me a cheetah fucker

dubs checked
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This thread is great.
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>>3830977
If you actually apply pure logic there is not anything wrong with it so long as you do not worship the hebrew god. In shintoism, you merely need to take a dunk in saltwater before entering any shrines.
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>>3831522
in islam as long as it's your animal you can do whatever you want, or it may not be like that, depending on how you interpret the hadith. many scholars wish to interpret a few sketchy hadiths so it is illegal because they feel primal revulsion, but it is highly unlikely those hadiths are authentic. There is a verse in the quran they try to derive some prohibition from
>My Lord has only forbidden immoralities - what is apparent of them and what is concealed - and sin, and oppression without right, and that you associate with Allah that for which He has not sent down authority, and that you say about Allah that which you do not know
but it is never, ever stated. Hardly even implied. The quran merely says...

>And those who guard their private parts. Except from their wives or *those their right hands possess*, for indeed, they are not to be blamed - But whoever seeks beyond that, then they are the transgressors.
If it is your property, go ahead.

Thus, the goats.
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>>3831531
>or *those their right hands possess*,
Probably referring to slaves, but it's common knowledge that the Prophet was a weirdo autist so goats, etc. are probably fair game as well
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>>3833046
As long as it isn't one of the toilet pigs or a dog (it is hard enough when your women bicker, it is too much if they get jealous and remove fingers from your other wives) you're in the clear

Also I believe ancient mongols allowed horses, there were a number of inuit tribes that allowed dogs as long as they were in heat, and as mentioned its just offensive in shintoism, not stoning-worthy or anything
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>>3833068
Horses should just be allowed in general
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>>3833270
no
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>>3833293
yes
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>>3833068
>I believe ancient mongols allowed horses, there were a number of inuit tribes that allowed dogs as long as they were in heat
what's the link between developing sedentary agriculture and becoming mad gay
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>>3834454
constant close proximity to bored roasties who know full well that they aren't getting any with that arrangement
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>>3824611
>implying id ravage them with toys and not the real deal
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>>3835593
can you post some of them?
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>>3824279
>domesticating Cheetah
aren't they already? people have kept them as pets for hundreds if not thousands of years
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>>3836083
Domestication isn't the same as taming, anon.
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>>3836089
What would you even need to change about them though?
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>>3833603
This horse died btw
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>>3836090
For use as domesticated pets? Interesting colorations, decreased prey drive/aggression. As is typically done. Not that I'm advocating this.
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>>3836104
>Interesting colorations
I hate this shit so much
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>>3836106
Yeah, it's pretty bad because you get so many undesirable traits piling up if you breed aggressively for appearance. Don't care for fish though.
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>>3828190
silence mutt
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>>3824279
/an/ - amateur animal breeding & zoophilia
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>>3836146
very true
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>>3836141
>anime
ruined
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>>3836146
One of the strongest indictments against the scientific-industrial complex is that it spends trillions of dollars a year on dumb bullshit like curing diseases and feeding people instead of the noble cause of allowing amateur zoophiles to breed their animals
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>>3824611
Big cats are objectively hot. They're lithe like a hot women.
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>>3824611
Anon, /an/ has devolved to furry and beastiality people
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Jawohl Oberhauptmannfeldwebelzooaufsichtsuntersuchungsmandantfachmann, this is ze thread
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>>3824279
Late for the party but... no.
>By analysing four years of data on female cheetahs with cubs it became apparent that high numbers of tourists are having a negative effect on the number of cubs that reach independence. More specifically, females in areas with a lot of tourists on average raised one cub (or none survive) per litter to independence compared to more than two cubs in low tourist areas.
https://mg.co.za/article/2018-08-19-why-cheetahs-in-the-maasai-mara-need-better-protection-from-tourists/
So there's an easier way, just stop following them with big ass jeeps. Despite being every large predator's favorite animal to harass, cheetahs would likely have a positive population trend if it wasn't for toursists and ranchers shooting them, like they already do in certain places like SA.
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>>3824611
you shouldnt have asked
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>>3835593
>carnicon
>anhes
How can one anon be so based?
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While they are unlikely to go extinct, I heard they might lose their speed due to coalitions preying on large, slow animals being more successful than the solitary ones who prey on small, fast antelopes and need that insane speed.
So cheetahs might become another boring, generic, bulky carnivore with nothing special about them which is kinda sad.
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>>3837656
So...a quicker leopard or jaguar then? K.
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I wish all muslims were killed in a massive fire. Luckily, the rapture will happen soon.
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>>3837661
Something like that probably. Speed will get traded for traits more useful to take on larger prey, be accepted by a coalition, have a high status in the coalition, etc... so brute force.
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>>3837681
I'm excited by this prospect. So at least Jack Hanna can stfu on Saturday mornings talking about how friggen fast cheetahs are...
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>>3837220
LMAO based rich white people.
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>>3824279
we can also nuke china
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>>3837727
I wonder who's behind this post
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>>3837666
nice trips
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I'm going to marry a Cheetah
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>>3837666
then it just gets delayed last minute like the other dozen times before, am i right?
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>>3827890
>Probably $18 a month state pay
what the fuck
i'm earning less at my current job than being in prison
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>>3838787
Wow, just..how?

>>3838284
Really? Jesus Christ...autism is taking the fuck over...
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>>3838789
minimum federal wage in the united states is 7.25
most grocery stores around here are around $12/hr-
oh
>18/mo
yeah okay i misread that.
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>>3838791
Yeah you haven't been those trenches, bud. You'd know better, lol.





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