Is domesticating Cheetah's the only way to save them from extinction?
>>3824279They are already domesticated, we just need to figure out a way to breed them better.
>>3824523train a bunch of professional "cheetah lovers" that use special cuddling and courtship techniques to get the cheetahs in the mood for proper artificial insemination.and use genetic engineering to introduce more variety to the gene pool
>>3824598I have heard that most people are put off at artificial insemination of (big) cats because they'd need to dildo the thing hard to get it to ovulate and whatnot.Do YOU want to be that person?>What do you do for a living?Oh I ravage cheetahs with toys to facilitate insemination.
>>3824611anon, it will be for the greater good. now go out there and make sweet love with some cheetahs
>>3824611I'll take one for the team?
>>3824611How much does it pay?
>>3824632>>3824639>>3825037Never work around animals. Srsly...
>>3825073Prove it, faggot. Oh, wait, you can't!
>>3824611> Do YOU want to be that person?Yes.
>>3825060You'd hate to know how many people actually have jobs like that and necessarily wear baggy pants/aprons, not that is mandatory for safety or sanitation
>>3825073Based woman dabbing on the coombrained m*les
>>3825060>Never do something you and the animals will enjoyWhy? Jealous?
>>3825073virgin hands typed this
>>3824279Not really. Their genetics are pretty fucked. Guess it's possible. But why do you want a cheetah gf anon?
>>3825060no seriously how much does it pay?
>>3825312> enjoy touching on and looking at animals in lewd positions for sexual and egotistical gratifcation> implying the animal enjoys itOh so it miraculously began speaking and said, 'Gee anon, thanks for the handy j, that sure was good looking out on your part'? You even rationalize life a fucking zoophile, kys.>>3827842Probably $18 a month state pay when you land in a state prison for a year to eighteen months and get labeled as 'cheetah fucker'.
>>3827890Never seen someone project this hard for cat fucking. It's ok anon it's a natural to have such thoughts.
This could have been a good thread...
>>3824611>they'd need to dildo the thing hard to get it to ovulate and whatnot.oh no, that sucks
>>3824279No. That's not gona work. They're a genetic dead end. Domesticating them would only make them way more inbred. Bunch of stillborn cheetahs and shit.Retarded lanklet cats.
>>3828019Big cat threads are always shit.
>>3827890if my experience with horse breeding says anything, yeah, they enjoy it. a lot. and they get very, very attached to you and start pestering you for more.if it's fine to jack off a horse because it makes someone money it's fine to jack off a horse. you know half the people involved are popping chubs.
>>3828296>you know half the people involved are popping chubsCool projection
>>3828438The wife of a horse jacker is the least happy wife in the world>why are your eyes closed again? look at me!>yes, stud lightning...
>>3827890im already called a cheetah fucker, i couldnt care lessbut how much does doing it pay? if you are hired to do it then why would you go to prison
>>3824611Sign me up
>>3828438If you can't appreciate horse cock then there's something wrong with you. A horse cock is like a beautiful sunset or the soaring peaks of a mountain range.
>>3829281It really is amazing
>>3827842I'd do it for free.
>>3830473so would i but you need to make money somehow
I just want to hug a cheetah and tell it I think its cute is that so wrong
>>3828005> implyingLiterally forgot about the sickfuckery in this thread And bo, projecting is me putting my own insecurities on to other, if I wanted to do that I'd go post like an ironic shitbag in a weightloss thread in /fit/.>>3828296I...I don't have a face for this. Instead I'm gonna back out the foor slowly and never speak a word of you masturbating your horses. As a matter of fact, I',m gonna make myself a drink.>>3828500If you're already called cheetah fucker I'll post pics of me spreading my ass cheeks on /b/, but I doubt you are unless you're a furfag tbw.
>>3830977>furfagyeah but that wasnt really the reason people called me a cheetah fuckerdubs checked
This thread is great.
>>3830977If you actually apply pure logic there is not anything wrong with it so long as you do not worship the hebrew god. In shintoism, you merely need to take a dunk in saltwater before entering any shrines.
>>3831522in islam as long as it's your animal you can do whatever you want, or it may not be like that, depending on how you interpret the hadith. many scholars wish to interpret a few sketchy hadiths so it is illegal because they feel primal revulsion, but it is highly unlikely those hadiths are authentic. There is a verse in the quran they try to derive some prohibition from>My Lord has only forbidden immoralities - what is apparent of them and what is concealed - and sin, and oppression without right, and that you associate with Allah that for which He has not sent down authority, and that you say about Allah that which you do not knowbut it is never, ever stated. Hardly even implied. The quran merely says...>And those who guard their private parts. Except from their wives or *those their right hands possess*, for indeed, they are not to be blamed - But whoever seeks beyond that, then they are the transgressors.If it is your property, go ahead.Thus, the goats.
>>3831531>or *those their right hands possess*,Probably referring to slaves, but it's common knowledge that the Prophet was a weirdo autist so goats, etc. are probably fair game as well
>>3833046As long as it isn't one of the toilet pigs or a dog (it is hard enough when your women bicker, it is too much if they get jealous and remove fingers from your other wives) you're in the clearAlso I believe ancient mongols allowed horses, there were a number of inuit tribes that allowed dogs as long as they were in heat, and as mentioned its just offensive in shintoism, not stoning-worthy or anything
>>3833068Horses should just be allowed in general
>>3833068>I believe ancient mongols allowed horses, there were a number of inuit tribes that allowed dogs as long as they were in heatwhat's the link between developing sedentary agriculture and becoming mad gay
>>3834454constant close proximity to bored roasties who know full well that they aren't getting any with that arrangement
>>3824611>implying id ravage them with toys and not the real deal
>>3835593can you post some of them?
>>3824279>domesticating Cheetaharen't they already? people have kept them as pets for hundreds if not thousands of years
>>3836083Domestication isn't the same as taming, anon.
>>3836089What would you even need to change about them though?
>>3833603This horse died btw
>>3836090For use as domesticated pets? Interesting colorations, decreased prey drive/aggression. As is typically done. Not that I'm advocating this.
>>3836104>Interesting colorationsI hate this shit so much
>>3836106Yeah, it's pretty bad because you get so many undesirable traits piling up if you breed aggressively for appearance. Don't care for fish though.
>>3824279/an/ - amateur animal breeding & zoophilia
>>3836146One of the strongest indictments against the scientific-industrial complex is that it spends trillions of dollars a year on dumb bullshit like curing diseases and feeding people instead of the noble cause of allowing amateur zoophiles to breed their animals
>>3824611Big cats are objectively hot. They're lithe like a hot women.
>>3824611Anon, /an/ has devolved to furry and beastiality people
Jawohl Oberhauptmannfeldwebelzooaufsichtsuntersuchungsmandantfachmann, this is ze thread
>>3824279Late for the party but... no.>By analysing four years of data on female cheetahs with cubs it became apparent that high numbers of tourists are having a negative effect on the number of cubs that reach independence. More specifically, females in areas with a lot of tourists on average raised one cub (or none survive) per litter to independence compared to more than two cubs in low tourist areas.https://mg.co.za/article/2018-08-19-why-cheetahs-in-the-maasai-mara-need-better-protection-from-tourists/So there's an easier way, just stop following them with big ass jeeps. Despite being every large predator's favorite animal to harass, cheetahs would likely have a positive population trend if it wasn't for toursists and ranchers shooting them, like they already do in certain places like SA.
>>3824611you shouldnt have asked
>>3835593>carnicon>anhesHow can one anon be so based?
While they are unlikely to go extinct, I heard they might lose their speed due to coalitions preying on large, slow animals being more successful than the solitary ones who prey on small, fast antelopes and need that insane speed.So cheetahs might become another boring, generic, bulky carnivore with nothing special about them which is kinda sad.
>>3837656So...a quicker leopard or jaguar then? K.
I wish all muslims were killed in a massive fire. Luckily, the rapture will happen soon.
>>3837661Something like that probably. Speed will get traded for traits more useful to take on larger prey, be accepted by a coalition, have a high status in the coalition, etc... so brute force.
>>3837681I'm excited by this prospect. So at least Jack Hanna can stfu on Saturday mornings talking about how friggen fast cheetahs are...
>>3837220LMAO based rich white people.
>>3824279we can also nuke china
>>3837727I wonder who's behind this post
I'm going to marry a Cheetah
>>3837666 then it just gets delayed last minute like the other dozen times before, am i right?
>>3827890>Probably $18 a month state paywhat the fucki'm earning less at my current job than being in prison
>>3838787Wow, just..how?>>3838284Really? Jesus Christ...autism is taking the fuck over...
>>3838789minimum federal wage in the united states is 7.25most grocery stores around here are around $12/hr-oh>18/moyeah okay i misread that.
>>3838791Yeah you haven't been those trenches, bud. You'd know better, lol.