>>3817142Put a bra on ratnigga
>>3817142You know those fat women that go to the beach, take their bra out and give 0 fucks if people watch? This bitch is one of those
>>3817142>"Draw me like one of your French raccoons."
>>3817142More like. .. .. .
>>3817142>>3818697How can human women even compete?
>>3819775>ywn hotdog dusty yeen milkers
DAMN look at those racca tattas
>>3819775Hyena have breasts ?
>>3820526Yeah but pectorals ?
>>3820497Yes, and quite big ones at that.>Lactating females can carry 3–4 kg (6.6–8.8 lb) of milk in their udders.>Spotted hyena milk has the highest protein and fat content of any terrestrial carnivore.That's over one gallon of the highest quality milk you can get.To put that into perspective, Holstein cows typically hold around 14kg of milk in their udders. While that is, in absolute terms, much higher than hyenas, things are a bit different when looking at proportional milk production. In a Holstein cow, their milk makes up approximately two percent of their weight. In hyenas, however, their milk makes up approximately five percent of their weight. A Holstein cow produces ten tons of milk per year. A spotted hyena of the same size would produce nearly twenty-six tons of milk in the same timeframe.Tl;dr hyenas continue to mog everything else.
>>3820543>big breasted futasApex evolution
>>3820537Elephants have them also.
>>3820547>big breasted tomboysftfyPlease end the futa meme.
>>3820555Packed tomboys then
>>3817142Post more coon tiddy.>>3817261>>3817956Rude.>>3820595Packed?
>>3820693Hyena females have big clits>tfw no yeengirl gf
>>3817142When I walk my dog on his favourite beach in early may and see a big fat sheboon like this, and the realisation of beach-nigger-season has started washes over me like a terrible wave.
Oh hey is this the thread where you post tits?
>>3820778Yeah but it scrunches up like a sock when it comes time to do business.>>3820786Yes.
>>3820787Boing boing it is, then.
>>3819775Those are magnificent.
>>3820548>>3820537Not pectoral, they are down on the belly, just above the groin.
>>3819775>>3822363We need to isolate the genes responsible for this.
>>3822367What do you mean?Most spotted hyena mothers that can secure enough food will develop like that.
>>3822367Then do what? Move the milkies up front?
>>3820543I wonder what that milk tastes like? Could you use it as a replacement for cow milk?
Please stop giving me zoophilic things to think about.
>>3819775>>3819818>how dis make you feel, monkey girl?>>3822390No clue what it tastes like, unfortunately.And I don't see why not. I imagine it would be fairly difficult to milk a hyena, but if you could then it seems like the milk would be pretty great.
>>3820543>ummm if you just... change some... things around to percentages... aha! yep hyenas are better milk producers than cowsremember the olden days before fags took over identity politics when everyone could hate furries for what they were?
>>3822857Or just enjoy furry porn like normal people
>>3822857>doesn't understand what proportionally means>brings up furries out of nowhereBut why?
Hyenas, relative to their development/lifespans nurse for a very long time. Taking about 3&1/2 to 4 years to reach total maturity, hyenas will usually not be weaned until they are around 2 years old.
>>3822857>ackshually ants aren't very strong at all, they can only lift a few ounces>it's disgraceful how liberalism has turned this board into a bastion of entomophiliafucking retard
>>3823421yo that's like a person nursing until they're 12 and a half
>>3822379Copypaste them onto other species, of course.>>3822390If cats and dogs are anything to go by, carnivore milk is usually very watery and not particularily tasty.
>>3818697Humina humina awooga
>>3823449Isnt that wonderful
>yeenniggers hijack another thread
>>3824577post more trash panda booba then
>>3823554Imagine spooning her while being in between them tiddies
>>3824637But they'd just be up against your lower back?
>>3817142I wanna suck on that
>>3825184This but with raccoons instead
>>3825184Why not just uplift hyenas instead of that weird tf stuff?>>3825631I sure hope you aren't talking about multiple pairs of breasts.
>>3825184This but backwards, it ends in anthro hyenas, and the tits stay where they are.
>>3825929>the tits stay where they are.Why? And why would they?
>>3826100Its hotter, also children to cling to her legs to breastfeed and free her hands up.
>>3823554wut, she only has two? damn thats actually hot
>>3826114>Its hotterNo it's not.>children to cling to her legs to breastfeed and free her hands up.Makes no sense. Only way they'd be able to cling to their mothers like that is with their mouths, which would prevent them from feeding. Would also prevent the mother from moving fast as she'd need to be concerned with not knocking her kids off. Makes far more sense for her to carry them around in her arms just the same as we did, thus resulting in her teats moving to the top of her chest.
>>3817142>>3818697they usually lie like that when they are pregnant
>>3826273I vote for two tits up two tits down (and at least 4 inbetween). Everybody wins.
>>3826273Hyenas don't carry their babies around with them everywhere like primates do. The kids stay in the den while mom goes to work. Hyena mothers need to stay athletic and capable after birth, and two big heavy udders on the chest is going to affect their center of gravity for no benefit, thus they must remain on the belly.
>>3826356That's just the worst of both worlds. Giving them an extra pair of tits is nonsense.>>3826396>Hyenas don't carry their babies around with them everywhere like primates do.No shit, because they literally can't. If hyenas were able to walk and grasp like we can (as we are discussing in this scenario) then they absolutely would.>Hyena mothers need to stay athletic and capable after birth, and two big heavy udders on the chest is going to affect their center of gravity for no benefit, thus they must remain on the belly.Feeding patterns take precedence without exception. Bipedal animals that can carry their young with them will do so. The most effective placement for the teats for any animal that does so is on the upper chest. Feral, quadrupedal hyenas will have their teats remain near the crotch. Sapient, bipedal hyenas will have their teats on their chests just like humans do. There are no ifs, ands, or buts about it.
>>3826404Hyenas did not evolve from fruit-eating monkeys who fled to the trees at the first sign of danger with their babies clinging to them. They're apex predators who hold a static territory and have the means to defend it. There is zero reason why they would ever evolve to carry their young like primates, absolutely no benefit whatsoever. There is no sexual division of labor that would justify such an adaption; the females need to hunt and fight as well as the males soon after giving birth, and natural selection is going to quickly eliminate a species that carries its vulnerable screeching newborns into a hunt or a battle for no reason.
>comfy thread ruined by anthroshitters ONCE AGAIN!so common
>>3826428So you just wandered in here without looking at any of the context to any of this?>evolve from fruit-eating monkeys who fled to the trees at the first sign of danger with their babies clinging to them.You think this is why we did?
Just what the fuck is with you people?
>>3826436Furries are cancer. Never trust anyone who calls hyenas "yeens."
>>3827886the thing about elephant titties is they can't be hot just because elephants look like aliensat least hyenas and raccoons are otherwise ok lookingbtw I don't hate elephants or anything I just don't care about their tits lol
>>3827904>yeensIs this actually a furry thing? Why?
I only have two eyes but you get the idea
>>3827904They even call them "yeens" on animal planet you sperg.>>3829356Just a normie thing now.
>>3829462>They even call them "yeens" on animal planet you sperg.No fucking way.
>>3828125Why do you have to be like this...What went so damn wrong in your life that you ended up at this point where you actually wrote this kind of trash?
>>3829462What makes you think Animal Planet isn't packed with furries?