The perfect dog doesn't exi...
>>3779596Been ages since I've seen the movie but I can't help but think "TROUSERS!!" when seeing this breed
>>3779596>Husky that's less hyper>with more color variation and no inbreeding for muh human eye colors>slightly larger and slightly fluffierIt does OP, sorry to disappoint you.
Idc if he's dead... He's MY dog!Jk he's sun bathing.
>>3779712Why does he have to be so uglyI feel sorry for whatever dogs were forced to start this bloodline. They were probably pretty normal looking, until they were taken by the dark powers, tortured, and mutilated. Enslaved and forcibly bred to strip them of most of their good qualities. Now they are a ruined and terrible form of life.
>>3779714I gets a treat an’ belly rub now boss?
my fellow golden retrievers, as a siberian husky of good social standing I implore you to cease this mindless prejudice. all dogs are good boys.
For me is:>mali/dutch shepard>working gsd>rott>doberman>dogo argentino>good working mixes
>>3779596Can't be beat
>>3779712why did you mutilate his eats?
For me, its the Beagle
>>3780474this one is scary.
>>3779596>so good people purposely mix it with every breed
>>3781124The only correct answer itt
>>3779596=) it does and here it is.
>>3779596Almost 20 replies and I don't know the name of the breed. Which one it is?
>>3780633I like a lot of short hair breeds, but I don't know if I could get used to a package like that flopping around, lol.
This is the dog breed which comes second after the pitbull. Can you guess what?
>>3779712Gay manlet dog
>>3781764canis lupus doggus
>>3782877Only true /an/fags will understand this.
>>3779596HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>3781811If I got a dog it would probably be female just so I don't have to look at floppy dog dick all the time.
Best small dog breed coming through
>>3779596Yeah man. I got a 6month old rottie. Hes great!
>>3780721the correct opinion
>>3779712all pitbulls and their owners should be gassed
>>3780721Fuck your hunting rats.
>>3779596>Literal thousands of years of history>Can basically be trained to do just about everything>One of the smartest dog breeds>Can easily fuck your shit up, but most likely won't unless you raise it horriblyNo greater breed.
Richard fucking Nixon drops mike https://youtu.be/BTT6UzkuXXA
>>3783704you just described a pibble
>>3779596Should I get a Rottweiler? Basically I just want a dog to guard my pregnant wife and baby while I’m at work. Either a Rottweiler or a cane corso seem to be perfect for this. Every other breed needs too much exercise and/or mental stimulation. Am I wrong?
>>3783727they're basically pibbles with higher IQ owners>>3783709did you or did you not have sexual relations with eleanor
I fucked dat bitch
>>3779596>Big enough to guard your house>Hung enough to fuck your wifeindeed
>>3783853Doesn't really mattter... a female protects the family and a male protects the house... that's what I was told anyway And since having kids I find this kind of tru... especially with younger kids a female will protect them more
IDK man my working Pyrenees is pretty cool. Literally don’t even have to train them just raise them around the herd.
no one says this, almost every dog is a perfect dog
>>3783194how are they eating wise? i always wanted a rottie but i heard the double coat really sheds a lot so i got a pit instead. When i researched Rotties, i saw some videos saying they overeat, have you had this issue?
>>3780633Took a looong time to train mine, was absolutely stubborn as a pup, but well worth it. Beautiful and loyal breed.>>3780474Majestic animal. Always amazed how the color of their eyes shifts with sunlight. Unlike any dog I've ever owned.>>3781124Used to think these were girly breed until my friend got one. Most intelligent dog I've ever seen.>>3779712Fuck you and keep your disgusting shitbull away from dog parks.>>3783709Looks like a really good boy.>>3780721Very LOUD breed. Deafening howls but an extremely friendly breed.>>3783185Adorable dog.
>>37858703 inch wrist detected.
>>3779714Nice middle earth orc origin story
>>3785875Trigger shitbull owner. Dog owners fucking hate you. Everyone does.
>>3783185Doesn't look like a jack Russell terrier to me
>>3785879dog owners? or shitty owners in general who dont want to train their dogs at all because they cant do any harm? I've been around dogs my whole life and the worst owners are ones of little breeds. My dog doesnt go to dog parks, we go out in nature trails because i actually care about our health and exercise. My apologies that you live in a shithole where only blacks on pits.
>>3785889At least keep your mongrel on a leash. You cannot train out the aggression that exists in your animals DNA. And don't forget, other dog owners do fucking hate you. There's a reason meetup groups don't allow your shitter. I hope you never have kids because your shitbull WILL attack them.
>>3785903Meetup groups..... are they kids? i keep him on a leash for his own protection you fucking goon. You sound like a lonely faggot who treats your dog as a child. Take your insecurities elsewhere faggot.
>>3785913Statistics don't fucking lie retard. Your shit breed kills more children than any other ANIMAL on earth.
>>3785916Mosquitos do actually. And the Nile crocodile.
>>3785916have you ever thought maybe its because of the idiot owners and the fact that every ghetto mf breeds them?? take variables into account you hivemind idiot. Thing of how easy it is to get ahold of a pit... much like your idiotic park meetups, people get dogs for their looks, and dong give a shit about training, of course a poorly trained dog is going to misbehave. Take in comparisons with smeller dogs attacking, the only reason people dont say anything is because they cant do damage...You're whole argument is just biased, maybe if you work hard, you can move to a functioning town and see how dogs should behave.
>>3785930I live in a great community that rightfully banned shitters after one mauled a child to death at a playground. And your "bu-but chihuahuas" argument is so goddamn pathetic. No wonder dog owners never take you seriously. I don't give a shit how friendly or well trained you think your dogs is, keep it away from other people and animals. Fuck you.
>>3785939>No wonder dog owners take you seriouslyok lol. Ill take your word for it Cletus.
>>3785942You're calling me Cletus? What demographic do you think owns most pits? No need to hurt your brain though, a quick google search can provide you with the answer.
>>3785954not him but all the pits I've met are owned by single or soon to be single mothers
>>3784110This is the correct answer. Great pyrs are the best breed
What are the smartest dog breeds for a first-time owner.
>>3786175By “smartest breeds” do you mean dog breeds that are smart or the best breeds for a first one dog owner? In reality any dog smaller than like 50 lbs is ridiculously easy to train for the simple fact that you can just easily flip them over on their back and pinch their neck while saying “NO” sternly. You can also potty train them relatively easily by forcibly holding their tfw close to their poo or pee and saying no. If you want a big dog you should probably go with something more easygoing like a lab or something. Shepherd dogs and the like are very fun and rewarding companions but they needs lots of mental stimulation or else they will destroy your house, so it’s probably my not the best thing for a first time dog owner
>>3785819very, very wrong. if you think this, alright, here's your new wolf. have fun.
>>3785833>they overeatA lot of dogs do, try raising a Newfie and you'll know true gluttony. You should research recommended food intake or consult it with a vet and only feed as much as your dog needs daily
>>3786487Thats a nice looking dog!My dog eats all natural and always had food out since he was a pup so he just eats when hes hungry. Hoping the next dog will be the same.>>3785977Maybe thats why people had bad experiences with them, untrained dogs in the hands of idiots is a problem.
>>3784096Stop...typing like this...boomer
>>3785833eating wise, they are fine. they take it in strides, kind of like a cat. they don't gorge themselves like labs. the double coat isn't really an issue so far. I had a lab for 14 years and she left puppy sized fur balls in the hallway. my rottie is pretty good.I am sure they can overheat is tropical climates like Florida. fortunately I am In Ontario and temperatures rarely get into the danger zone for dogs. so unfortunately I cannot help you too much with that question.
>>3787455oh thats great. I have been looking for another dog for mine to play with, i guess ill go for a rottie after all. My dogs the same way with food, its always out so he eats little by little when hes hungry. Thanks mate
>>3781124The thinking man's dog
A good dog after some diggin