Where did it all go wrong?
>>3752935the part when a wild animal was kept as a normal pet
>>3752959First post, best post.
>give a fucking chimp xanax>dude wtf he ripped my friends hands off
>>3752959Best post on this board
>>3752935the xanax
I wonder what will happen if i keep this highly intelligent, strong, and aggressive wild animal that's well known for ripping monkeys in half effortlessly and forming gangs in the jungle inside my house and give it drugs. What could possibly go wrong?
>>3752935>chimp going puberty>chimp is probably extremely frustrated >gets dressed up and treated like a human baby constantly>give him a pharmacy's worth of drugs>"911 MY CHIMP HAS RIPPED MY FRIENDS FACE OFF!"
if I dress a chimp in oshkosh bgosh overalls like a toddler, surely it will behave as one. right?