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>meanwhile in the /an/partments...
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>meanwhile in the /an/partments…
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>>3747122
OP, why'd you post an image of /v/ tower instead of the /an/partments?
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Anyone need some honey? My wall bees have been overly productive this year.
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>>3747177
sweet
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>>3747177
Meanwhile my wall spiders ...
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*screaming cockatoo noises at all hours of the day*
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Bad dragon huh? Is that some kind of D&D thing? I like board games myself
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>>3747196
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I've got work tomorrow, keep it down with the fucking bird sniffing
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>tfw it's your turn to do a water change at the basement fish farm
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Looks like the pollution outside has gotten worse. The plants in the purification chambers are wilting.
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>when you knock on the neighbor's door to borrow a cup of Kitty litter
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>>3747196
Nice try it shows up as BD Industries
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>>3747213
Have you tried watering them?
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>>3747206
no
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can't get any sleep
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>>3747241
And people say overpopulation isn't a thing.
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there's a shark in my room
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>>3747209
I just pump it to the upper floors and sell it as drinking water.
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>>3747453
I thought that was a tatooed arm punching an epty shark suit at first
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>>3747546
why would your brain ever assume this
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>>3747694
Probably because the thumbnail is the size of a postage stamp on their phone.
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>>3747128
i would just burn this honestly, have some stuff to turn off any fires if it got out of hand
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>>3747246
You'd know, faggot.
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>>3747251
I've been watering them regularly, actually. Lemme check out the initial filtering mechanism real quick.
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Dinner is almost ready!
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>>3747843
Kek
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Hey can some one come and deal wit the mold. The last inspector only put up this sign and was sent to the hospital.
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>>3747246
Actually it shows up as Jan Mulders or something like that
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>>3747971
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>>3747971
Isolate the compartments. I got this.
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>>3747398
i am way too high for this shit
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Sh-should I let him in?
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lads
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>>3747209
You really don't need to change water for aquariums bigger than 200litres. Just get the cleaner fish in there.
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>>3748130
Yes. (s)he's welcome at my place.
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>>3747122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzriO6uhcz4
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I need a health evaluation of my dog, bros.
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>>3747128
I once found a wiiu in one of those things
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>>3747304
is that...
IS THAT NIGGERMAN??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I ALMOST WENT INSANE WITH THIS FURRY LITTLE SHIT AS A ROOM MATE
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS NIGGERMAN
YOU STILL OWE ME 2 MONTHS RENT YOU LITTLE SHIT
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>>3747834
*smooch*
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>>3747971
>>3748064
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>>3747190
Hahaha pack of cockies just flew by as i read this.
For such glorious and intelligent animals you would think they could learn atleast a second noise
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>>3748941
I'll come help
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>>3748512
Looks like a nice, cute and happy puppy. Pic related is my dog.
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>>3749098
Nice looking scaled terrier you got
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>>3748399
Literally me
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>>3748399
>>3749279
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I'm going to ask this once and only once: which of you fuckers thought it'd be funny to tell the guys from the /k/ompound we had a skinwalker infestation? Floors twelve through eighteen are filled with landmines, half of floor thirty two is dead, and one of the nutters magdumped on my goddamn aquarium and shis kebabed my fucking dartfrog trio with a bayonet because, and I quote, "that lionfish was swimming funny". Who the fuck even thought it was a good idea to call them for this? Even if there were skinwalkers here a bunch of yahoos with nuggets, dragon dildos, and more vodka than god aren't going to find them just walking about like we're wearing id tags.
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>>3747122
Help the hamsters are beginning to unionize if this continues no one will be left to power the hamster wheel generators
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>>3749377
Maybe if you payed your hamsters with an adequate enclosure instead of pic related you wouldn't have to work about the hamsters striking
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>>3749337
Don't you affronts to nature have another tower to haunt?
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>>3749377
>>3749405
Should've hired rats instead.
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>>3749421
But the rodent exclusion act limits the number of rats allowed in
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>>3747241
Lmao, 2cat
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>>3749249
Why thank you. Some of his favorite foods are cookies and pizza. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGnYR_hSbP8
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Which one of you mothefuckers stole my T-Rex statue? I want it back damnit, she helps me sleep at night
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>>3747122
is that real?
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>>3749420
The /x/hibit? Nigger you couldn't make me go back there even if you tried. Do you have any idea what those freaks get up to?
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>>3749377
Threaten to send them to the cat or reptile floors, should get them back on track. If all else fails bust out the nuclear option and threaten to send them to stay with that guy in from 317.
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>>3750447
What's the story with the guy from 317? He couldn't possibly be weirder than the Hampture guy, could he?
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>>3747393
Nobody says that.
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>>3749515
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>>3747122
how the fuck took my pet racoon, i want the litle guy back, its time for his insulin shot
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>>3747122
i dont get it
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Uh guys, somebody just kidnapped my secretary, who the hell is supposed to take my calls now?
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just saw some dude passing by with a pair of dogs in lingerine
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PARTY AT THE HERPHAUS 8PM ON FRIDAY NIGHT, INVERTBROS AND AQUARIUMBROS ALSO WELCOME
NO CAT OR DOGFAGS
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>>3751992
>reptile bros inviting both the fish and invert bros but suspiciously not dog or cat bros
I'm onto you, slick. You're just trying to feed your herps with my invaluable collection of millions of bugs. You won't fool me.
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>>3747546
Kek, I see it in the thumbnail
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I’m moving in with my shark gf, you all don’t mind if I sublet my apartment to howler monkeys do you?
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Who had the bright idea to make designated pitbull floor?
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>>3747546
cannot unsee
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>>3750554
>What's the story with the guy from 317?
Don't ask questions you aren't mentally prepared to have answered. Just know that there's a reason he's not allowed to roam the halls without an armed escort.
>He couldn't possibly be weirder than the Hampture guy, could he?
The hampture guy wasn't so bad, just an odd ball. The guy in 317? We're not even sure if he legally classifies as a human being with the vile shit he gets up to when no one's looking.

>>3752009
Your collection is safe friend, we just dont want to have a repeat of last year.
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>>3748240
We warned you about Taco Bell, but would you listen?
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>>3752244
So that they don't go around mauling other animals?
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ATTENTION /an/partmentoids
WE COME IN PEACE
WE WILL BE TAKING YOUR HEADPATS
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>>3747122
Bros, has anyone seen my petaurus breviceps?
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>>3748512
lets get him on the scales.
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>wordlessly continues throwing out big chunks of bread for the gulls
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Fellas, i saw some weird animals on floor 621, should i go back and check?
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>>3753034
Oh come on, anon. 317 couldn't be that bad, just tell me about him. I'm a tough guy, I promise.
>Your collection is safe friend, we just dont want to have a repeat of last year.
Did the... Did the cats wipe out a bunch of herps last year?
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bros it smells like fucking shit in here what the fuck
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>>3755279
>shitters fucked btw
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>>3749377
Release the Live Feeders from their Stygian prisons.
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>>3748399
sus
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>>3747209
>it's another flooded basement ruin with a goldfish colony episode
always surprises me that there isn't enough toxic shit leeching into the water to kill the fish
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>>3752244
lets us segregate by race and IQ without getting into shit
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>>3755279
>>3755285
I've got my best man working on it.
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>>3754956
You're best off staying away from floor 621, there are some strange folks there. Apartment 926 has some interesting tastes as well, but seems a little more tame.
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>>3747122
No;; he’s actually my wife
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the raccoons are back
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>>3755752
Ugly.
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Guys my upstair neighbor's tropical indoor jungle damp is seeping through my roof again so my chinchillas are growing mouldy again, should I write a passive aggressive note for his door?
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>>3748130
put it back on the string
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>>3748399
Boy just chillin
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>>3748512
Drunk as fuuukk
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>>3756718
File a report to the authorities. Don't get in the mess and makr them do their job.
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>>3747177
>You might be doing it wrong
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>>3748130
what is this even
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>>3759133
the terror weasel
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>>3750582
>Nobody says that.
i do
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Why does the whole bottom floor smell like dolphin cum, can somebody explain?
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say hi to my australian friend
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>>3759357
I like to imagine this would be the first thing you'd see the next day, after a crazy party in Australia.
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>>3759335
Gravity, idiot.
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guys? why are there pawprint-shaped trails of dried slime (glue?) in our hallway?
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>>3747122
FUCK FUCK FUCK
I BUMPED MY SHELF AND BROKE 5 ANTFARMS
HIDE YOUR ELECTRONICS
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any raccoons reading this let's meet up on the roof. If you're not a raccoon then don't come.
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>>3760594
Oh phew, at least there were no termite farms. Imagine what might happen to all of those anons growing mushrooms if all of their logs got.. Infested.
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>>3749337
Fuck you I wanted to see the /k/ats but I got my arm torn off by a skin walker.
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>>3760794
K
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>>3748130
that's just the friendly neighborhood borzoi(?).
I see it stalk around /tg/ tower and the /trash/cans from time to time
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>have a friend over
>he gets hungry
>goes to open my fridge, even though I warned him before he got here
WHEEK
>a chorus of guinea pigs wash over the apartments like a wave
WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
>the entire /an/partment becomes a sonic explosion
WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK WHEEK
>only just managed to get earplugs in
>friend goes deaf
>demands I pay for medical expenses
I hate living here so fucking much
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>>3755752
garbage animal
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>>3755752
>mfw reading the story behind what happened to this dog
>with the sedatives and the training
>to no one's surprise his owner was canadian
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>>3761449
Ah, hallo, fellow chernobyl huski.
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>>3759117
How much?
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>>3751992
he attac
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>>3762150
how did he get up there, and why
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>>3762150
The horses in this place freak me out
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>>3760794
omw
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>>3761449
what dog
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>>3760794

Yes helo I m raccon I am dumb and put food in wter becas I am so dmb
Wher do us racoons keep our taste trash pls????
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who the fuck took a bite out of my sea apple
seriously
it's not a plant, it's not an apple
why would you do this
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>>3762199
I wish pouch rats would leave
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>>3762878
Looks tasty, do you have more of them by any chance?
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>>3748245
I don't understand. Do these cleaner fish eat literal waste?
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Notice to all residents: The sub-basement lagoon ecosystem has been rebalanced following the extermination of the zebra mussels. Management would like to remind you all that dumping of wastewater in the lagoon is prohibited by law and violators will be thrown to in the pitbul pit.
-Sub-basement Harbormaster
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>>3762199
>>3763067
Sorry that was mean of me you can stay
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>>3763118
REEEEEEEEEE
LEAVE THEM ALONE
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>>3763946
So soft... So jiggly... That being said though, anon, do you or other people actually keep them in tanks? Are they easily bred in small tanks? I'd assume they aren't because I know most(if not all) sea cucumbers are broadcast dispersers and if I had to guess then they probably have a planktonic stage of life.
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>>3763536
Hey harbor master where can I dump my pet olms so that they can breed? Should I just flush them down the toilet?
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pool is closed
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>>3764759
Is there even bat-aids?
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>>3763712
Idk, but i found a weird chihuahua thar would rather harass my potted plants than to eat its steak
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Guys I think my giant carnivorous plant is acting a little bit weird...
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>>3765055
this is why you're not supposed to feed them hamburger
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>>3748399
is that a filipino box-spring hog?
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>>3763518
yes
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>>3766939
Kot
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>>3765055
*unzips shorts*
the shit i got to put up with around here man
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>>3767573
Don't do it bro, do not do it!
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>the fuckhead aquarium guy with the ridiculous 1000gl planted shrimp tanks is located on the top floor
>it's an episode where he posts to his Instagram about how bad stuff happens to everyone in the aquarium hobby from time to time
>His DIY rimless, seamless, adhesiveless, tempered, press fit, acrylic tank busted a leak while he was away at a fishkeeping seminar for 3 days
>you live 1 floor below him
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>>3767615
hey fuck you man the weather must have changed the barometrics of something because it was just fine when he left
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>>3747204
>harmless
>snapping turtle
pick one
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>>3755146
Look man you REALLY don't want to know what he's about. Dude makes the dollyflesh guy look normal. As for last year's incident you're a bit off base. See every year during the get together the herp anons that own anacondas rent one of the indoor ponds in the herphaus to breed their annies in a more organic setting. Some catfag let his cat roam free on the premises after repeated warnings that everyone should watch their pets and it somehow managed to get near the mating ball and got itself grabbed. Since then there's been rumors that someone from the cat camp intends to poison the ponds this year. The dogfags aren't allowed back because the guy from floor 12's Tegu keeps trying to get into fights with the dogs. Not sure what that's about honestly.
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>>3747209

>This. This is my new home
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>>3765444
What the hell.
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>>3747246
not like it matters, they're pretty discrete with packaging
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>>3768442
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>>3747304
yeah i would get rid of this thing if it didn't cut that shit out. my cat did this for the first week i owned it and i started locking it in the closet and wearing ear plugs.
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>>3747971
Time to shine.
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>>3747843
that smile... that damn smile...
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>>3747177
THE JEW FEARS THE IN-WALL BEE KEEPER
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>>3764071
All toilets lead to the sub-basement lagoon. You should know this, fren
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>>3762172
What are you talking about, they're completely normal. I think you're a bit paranoid, anon
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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY BATHTUB FISH??????????????????????????
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>>3747128
jesus christ, that is one gigantic wasp nest.
honestly, i'd just fire at it with a rocket launcher from 100 meters away. you couldn't pay me to get remotely near that thing
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>>3750151
trust me bro, you don't want her back anymore...
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This is UPS calling with your order of one full cow
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>>3764070
People do keep them in tanks yes, but they're not for beginners. They are sensitive to changes in the water, can't co-habitate with just any fish, require daily brine shrimp feeding, and can release toxins if agitated. So far as sea cucumbers go, they are a popular choice because of their appearance.
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>>3774222
It was me James
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>>3761452
Poor boy, rest in peace.
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>>3747241
This person is litterally downing in pussy lol
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>>3774236
...can I keep the bondage gear?
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>>3748245
That's only true if you have enough plants or algae growth to keep up with absorbing the nitrates. Water changes aren't done to remove chunks of waste, it's mainly nitrates
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>>3774750
Which is exactly what happened to the outside world. I still can't believe the entire goddamn ocean is just an anoxic cesspool now.
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>>3764071
>pet olms
On all seriousness is that a thing? I thought they were illegal to keep due to them being endangered
Very cool animals though, saw them in Postojna Cave when I was in Slovenia
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>>3774764
Yeah, the surface is a mess. It's a shame that it ended up this way.
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>>3748536
kek
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>>3774764
Is this autism?
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>>3774354
I'm going to kick your goddamned ass, James. Meet me on the roof at midnight.
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>>3777257
Consider it done
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>>3776091
Maybe.
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>>3773166
I'm sure they'll be fine then.
>>3774779
Well I don't think anyone genuinely owns them as pets but I do believe some are kept in captivity and are being bred. Don't quote me on that though.
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>>3774244
I still want to fucking take a bite out of one of those things. They're so god damn colorful.
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please stop it with the genetic experiments
spidercat sounded awesome but I'm covered in scratches
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>>3755752
>>3761449
Explain
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My hamster is covered in shit and is scared, who put the poor thing in his ass?
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>>3778582
317. Guess he's feeling sick or something today, normally he doesn't let them off that lightly.
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>>3778606
Get Janny on 317 the guy needs help.
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>>3771843
You are a bad person.
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Patrolling the redwood anomaly at 672F. This is the 15th car I've seen this week in this sanctuary. If there's someone behind this shit, they need to fucking stop.
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>>3778782
I think that pocket dimension is linked to /o/ somehow.
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THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
There have been reports of a suspicious individual soliciting residents on floors 53-57. if you receive a visit from this individual, DO NOT answer the door. We repeat, DO NOT answer the door. Multiple residents have been found SMASHED and SLAMMED after having been visited. Attached is a photograph of the suspect.
This message was brought to you from security of the upper first section.
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Guys, I'm really struggling to adjust to this place. I'm not sure if I'm cut out for it but there's no escape. I've tried to order all the components for an exit bag but they just keep sending be aquarium tubing and crickets. The last time they even sent my that retarded dog toy that looks like a red buttplug. I can't do this guys. I can't do this. Maybe I should just throw myself into the pitbull pit but I'm even to much of a fucking coward for that. What is the most reasonable exit strategy going forward? Could I maybe get hold of some CO2 from one of the aquarists? Would that do the trick?
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>>3778815
Anon, even if you kill yourself, you just wake back up in your room the next day...
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>>3778872
You're scaring me. I'm really scared
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>>3778784

That would explain those garbled radio transmissions screaming "RAN WHEN LAST PARKED, I KNOW WHAT I GOT"
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>>3778946
t. tire-kicker
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>>3747128
>>3747771 has the right idea, just fucking light it on fire.
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>>3778457
Bro, I just told you they were toxin. Stop eating my sea cucumbers. I'm not going to post any more just in case you're jerking off to them.
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WHO THE FUCK KEEPS EATING ALL MY SHRIMP
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>>3780114
It was Jimmy, I saw it slither trhough the floor towards your shrimp.
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>be me
>wake up to the sound of birds chirping and the scent of fermenting feces
>sick of it and want out
>see pic rel out the window
>fuck
It's just so depressing.
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>>3753922
HYUK HYUK
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>>3781679
>>3778872
This would make a good concept for a psychological thriller movie or horror game.
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>>3748512
Severe chronic alcoholism. Give the soberiety therapy.
>>3759133
Homeless.
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Wow! My spiders had so many babies this year! I hope the other anons don't mind!
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this is the 4th time this week i had to bathe the designated petting cheetah. it's a PETTING cheetah, nothing else
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>>3782780
What extremity I use for the petting matters not. I still consider it petting.
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>>3761028
that must be how god feels
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>>3782762
Jumping spiders are always welcome in my house, and it's a good thing, because there are 1-2 tiny brown ones on about every windowsill pretty much at all times
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>>3782762
man ihate those things thyere expensive af tho
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I've had a rough week, guys. Having severe sleeping issues from some birdfag's horde of screeching conures screaming incessantly since whenever he showed up. I can't even tell from which direction those vile banshee screams are coming from or I could perhaps retaliate by pouring some of my old piss bottles under his door. I lost my sense of time long before he ever appeared and this is exacerbating the great blur of existing here. Had a sever panic attack a few days ago and just laid on the floor going through wave after wave. When I looked up at my ceiling I'd begin to hallucinate crabs crawling above me as they devoured various soft bodied creatures. All I could do was cry like a bitch when they began to crawl over me. I'm starting to think I'm not hallucinating because they're still here
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>>3748240
Bruh
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>>3768231
Way too explain the joke retard.
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>>3759117
How do you harvest from that without getting bees all over your apartment?
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>>3768231
>>3785521
Is /an/ the most autistic board? I thought it was a tie between pol and ck, but an seems to be pulling ahead.
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>>3774236
can you spin the cow with this setup?
Where can I see footage of this happening?
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>>3774602
For what purpose?
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this fucker is constantly on the bench. i want to use it...
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>>3747128
I do residential construction/renovation. One time on a job, I saw a huge swarm of wasps flying around. It was visible in the air from like a mile away. I would imagine this is what their nest looked like.
also
>this was in a dense residential area
>the swarm ended up loitering in someone's backyard a few houses down
>coworker was horrified, refused to go outside
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>>3747304
>not kicking it out and closing the door
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>>3749337
target located
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>>3771868
sauce?
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>>3760828
It wasn't me, I swear! I was busy being surrounded by actual coyotes in one of the restrooms.
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>>3747173
chaos
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>>3749337
At least they haven't found the deer yet.
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>>3750208
Yeah it's somewhere in South Africa iirc. I heard claims that it was repaired but I'm not sure about that
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>>3782820
if this continues, I will swap the cheetah for a petting jaguar
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>>3785745
Of course it is, autists love animals.
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>be me
>get out of my room to access my secret stash of dog food
>see a fuck ton of cats on the hallway covering my path
>day ruined
does this happen at your floor?
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>>3786061
Him or the bench?
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>>3747122
"[spoiler]Fuck![/spoiler]"
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>>3786168
Anon, hey anon, this door is closed. Hey, wake up anon, the door is closed.
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>>3787972
>he thinks cats can even survive on my floor
Buddy, if the pythons don't get them, the lizards will. There's a reason we call our floor "little Komodo". Coincidentally that reason is also the reason why everyone has metal doors and is required to walk around outside of their room with a gun and a sharp walking stick.
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who let the leechslut in?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevjWAS6hUk
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What are some pets you can interact with and actually pet that wouldn't suffer in a small appartment?
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>>3788979
Most small to mediumish sized reptiles, arguably a sugar glider duo if you dedicate a section of living space to them but still give them the option to roam, Ferrets if you provide a shit ton of things to play with/do.
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>>3789067
Thank you.
Reptiles seem to be too retarded to create a bond with their owners unfortunately. Otherwise really cool animals.
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>>3789118
>Reptiles seem to be too retarded to create a bond with their owners unfortunately.
Tegus would disagree with that assessment
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>>3789569
I will beat their asses if they ever disagree with me again
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