>>3742396what was the occasion?
>>3743111imagine evolving to smash your nose against trees
>>3742552Imagine the smell
>>3743535Built for BBE
>>3742396Aww they deserve it
>>3743105My guess is: Thailand national elephant day.
Mammal supremacy bitches!
>>3743799>this kills the toxofag
>>3744067What is that
>>3744229That bird is basically doing the jannieposting but in rl
>>3742396They look so content, tuck in pachyderm bros
>>3744230Was this supposed to be a portmanteau of cute and beetle?
>>3743535are the eggs rotten?
>>3744444checkedmustve ate a mouse whole or something
>>3744444>tfw I have to clean shits like that every morning because those fucks live under my floor.I once found one so big I thought it was a snake at first.
>>3742398I kept waiting for a fish to take one.
>>3744444The slow poop enjoyer
>>3744444>some guy took out his phone to record a toad taking a shit
>>3744811Nice, I'm okay with that.
>>3744444never imagined they could shit so bigthat log could pass as a cat's shit
>>3743654YOU JUST KNOW
>>3745097It's been so long, is this an NGE reference?
>>3744067Are these the dudes from super mario sunshine
>>3745843What the FUCK? Those things are nornally vicious
>>3743535That is where century eggs come from.
>>3745843Aren't warthogs normally aggressive?
>>3745849>>3745980They're also some of the smartest animals around so it's not that surprising that they can be trained
>>3746940Camels have special mouth parts and chew in a very specific way.
>>3746964What's special about their special mouth parts? Do they not have feelings there?
>>3744444It must suck to lice in constant pain like frogs do
>>3747038The Jew fears the average Australian.
>>3745843Weird looking dog
>>3744521same, expecting a huge pike or something
>>3747101can't blame them desu
>>3745843dunno why but I always found warhogs kind of cute
>>3747039It's fake. They made the turtle bite the faucet and then reversed the resulting video
>>3748230Imagine being a fucking elephant. Nothing can mess with you.
>>3748230AAAAAAHH MY NOSE PRÖÖÖÖHH
>>3748230These movie adaptations of Kipling's books never stay 100% true to the source material.
>>3744203>Breaks the camera>aight I'm done
>>3745843Dogs with tusks? Is this real?
>>3744444I'M DONE.CLEAN IT UP JANNIE!
>>3748235What a dumbass it was already seen.
>>3748663That's fucking cool.Damn I wish I had cool pets.I wish I was cool.
>>3748238whales have 10-15 years or even less before extinction
>>3749672God I would beat the shit out of it.
>>3748237Except for humans, I guess it's a good thing you're a human huh?
>>3749695I was expecting him to bite the camera holder's finger at the end
>>3744444CLEAN IT UP JANNY
>>3748663What is that
>>3749672reminds me of this
>>3749058based i'm afraid of whales
>>3749712>paying Charon to cross Styx
>>3743737Would make a great fus ro dah meme.
>>3749058you dickheads have been saying this shit for 50 years
ting ting ting
>>3749684Why would you beat an eggplant ?
cool webm from /g/
>>3749780I think it's the same cat. Same fridge, same tile floor, same door.
>>3749663Can someone explain how this was possible?
>>3749058you are fucking dumb
>>3750596I like the version of this webm where the snake misses the bird the first time but the stupid fucking bird goes for it again
>>3748516>immediately goes for a second rammingpeace was never an option
>>3745839I wonder if the elder/wise elephants know that sometimes people can be good and sometimes they can be evil; just like elephants
>>3748362Oh my fucking god. Hope the tard didn't try intercourse or some shit with that small pet.>>3749725CUTE. This is what fairies ride on.
>>3749762That is not my bush baby
>>3748028Fuck. If only they had a gun
>>3749058Whales are doing better than ever since the world moratorium on whaling; even China and Japan pretend to uphold it. The whale populations are more stable now than the past 100 years.
>>3750471When winter comes, you have to have all your ducks in a row.
>>3750639The heron was probably standing there watching for a long time, they can see every tiny ripple of movement. Probably knew the fish was going to come closer to the surface eventually too.
>>3747033woah i never noticed that they have nails
>>3750471Fun thing with waterbirds; when it's very cold outside they know it's warmer to keep their feet in the water. Birds have neat circulatory systems where their feet help keep their entire body cool/warm.
>>3751346>Birds have neat circulatory systems where their feet help keep their entire body cool/warm.Very noticeable with pet parrots. Their feet are normally ambient temperature, but when they're resting and fluffed up their feet get very warm.
>>3749865 >>3749952 >>3750739 >>3751300fine make it 30wow I actually can't post the paper link, so just search for "Global vulnerability of marine mammals to global warming "
>>3744867absolute fucking madlad
>>3744067Look at those little boots!!
>>3745090Anon, shut up.
>>3744444Imagine the smell.
>>3748516What is she holding
>>3748025>I heard that infernal noise under the house again this morning, what could it be>don't worry, it's just the floor elephants
>>3751957The lamb of the sheep.
>>3752237Was really hoping that was a 4chan page open but sadly no.
>>3752246Why do snake look like mystical magical creatures?
>>3752446because they are embodiments of satan
>>3752278Bros, how did he know how to use a spoon? It's the biggest mystery...
>>3752475nonhuman animals can learn too
>>3749684God I would beat the shit out of you
>>3752568Why are birds like this
>>3752536You let your cat shit on your food
>>3752486imagine if some creepy hairless monkey charged youyou would be scared too
>>3752605Take your meds, schizo-kun.
>>3750369did they 3d print a new face for this lizard? like as a prosthesis?
>>3752613based stray with standards
>>3750471Looks like somebody got their ducks in a row.
>>3752234Cats are almost too good at being agile
>>3743111what the fuck was his problem?
>>3753465So this is what sex is like
>>3753507>every day Im shufflin
>>3742396They're all going for the bananas, looks like thats the most calorie dense item on the table, the rest of those fruits are mostly water, but bananas are nice & starchy.
>>3744229is that a kingfisher?i love birds
>>3748025He's just exploring, his mother read him a story about Christopher Columbus for bed last night, and he wanted to be like his hero.
>>3753507thats one happy boy
>>3753465so what the fuck happened here?
>>3752568that's right bitch, this is a no chinkoid zone, you came to the wrong neighborhood.The insectoid chinese fears the descendants of the velociraptor
>>3747035Need those abs
>>3743111The amount of deliberation he puts into it, especially the one around eight seconds in, just gets me. What compels him to peck a giant crevice out of the tree rather than do the normal thing of filling it with holes?
>>3743535that cloaca... damn its literally made for big black eggs
>>3748362Dogfags ladies and gentlemen.
>>3753491I DOUBT YOU CAN EVEN IMAGINE IT
>>3749712The Jew fears the cat bank
>>3744067I love this lil' nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>3751081god i fucking love cats
>>3743643Imagine being a whale.You're fucking big but still small compared to the ocean.
>>3745841Fish love scratching.
>>3753889Easy on the biscuits bro
>>3751187>donk donk>camera dips below water>pause>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>3752446Evolution, anon, evolution.
>>3743111how does it not have brain damage
>>3753418>>3753695brain damage or mental illness. woodpeckers have an instinctual urge to peck holes but sometimes it goes into overdrive like extreme ocd
>>3753935They have cranial shock absorption structures
>>3743111>And FUCK this tree in particular!
>>3749684Same>>3752536Faggots like you are the reason children grow to be insufferable cunts. Thankfully you will never reproduce.
>>3752536You are not beating anything but your dick, you limp wristed skinnyfat.>>3753878Based cat, dabbing on a fag.
>>3744885>Implying you have ever recorded anything more interesting
>>3753465What the hello is going on? Male feeding a female?
>>3753510you just KNOW
>>3753935Their tongues wrap around their skulls and act as shock absorbers
>>3748516It always amazes me living in a rural place how ignorant people are of livestock.Ewe are usually pussies that would have a heart attack if you looked at it funny, a Ewe with it's lamb will fuck you of you look at the lamb funny. My uncle is a sheep farmer, his neighbor's dog killed his sheep and he begged my uncle not to shoot the dog.The compromise was the neighbor would pay for the dead sheep and they locked the dog in a small shed with a ewe and her lamb.Dog was terrified of sheep from then on.
>>3753465EELS UP INSIDE YA
>>3753643>>3754103It's some third world faggot puppeting dead fishA few webms like this have been posted here
>>3749684>>3754060Don't beat the cat, you fucking retard. It's a cat. They get into things sometimes. Though that is an extreme example, looked staged (hence the cameraman). You can discipline your cats and children without beating them. Hell, just use a squirt bottle. He'll learn.
>>3752446Because mystical magical creatures are based off nature
>>3749684shut up retard
>>3743535What the heck is this
>>3753695reminds me of when my ratter dog would 'dig holes'. he'd start out ok, but once he'd made a small hole he'd just keep digging on one upper edge of it, creating a long shallow line. since birds have instincts to make nests but need practice to perfect it, i wonder if this is a particularly young adult that is just getting application of its instincts wrong rather than having something wrong with it
>>3752446Because almost every mystic art embraces the symbol of snake.Snake is one of the most involved animals in various enlightened arts as it represents the very core of knowledge.>>3752450Users like this only see snake for its danger.Others are able to utilize it's danger for productive purposes (medicine). The same goes for knowledge. Knowledge is dangerous without wisdom, ergo the snake is a very good symbol to utilize for this.
Anyone has a webm where a bear hits himself in the balls with a rope?
>>3755079greek vs turk
>>3755105Always cracks me up.Many thanks
>>3753889>take thy beak from off my lunch and take thy form from off my car
>>3754344>unironically replying to a schizo.
>>3753935Its skull is very well designed to deal with impact absorption>No internal space for the brain to bounce around>Tongue wraps around the skull for an extra layer of insulation>Mandible has very slight amount of give that distributes impact forceThey can peck with the force of 1,000 g and suffer no damage. Cranial impact of 100 g is enough to kill a human.
>>3753968>>3754148How the fuck does this shit evolve?Surely they'd have to start out by tapping against the wood gently enough before reaching the stage of a shock absorber brain, then have an advantage of gently headbutting a fucking tree great enough for evolution to select for it over other random mutationsSounds like bullshit to me
>>3752446the face in that one looks like it was drawn
>>3755303average /an/ user
>>3743535Wtf happened to its feathers?
>>3743737R A T T OA T T OT T OT OO
>>3749689I hate people who cut up their dog's ears like that, gross
>>3744203>I-IS THAT A F.. FURRED BIPEDAL CREATURE WITH A WEIRD GAIT?>MY SANITY IS BEING SPOOKED! HELPP!11>THIS IS LITERALLY A SKINWALKER LIKE IN THOSE REDDIT GREENTEXTS
>>3753512Goose honks again
>>3755429Me on the left
>>3755429this reminds me of the bar scene in gremlins
>>3753911I really like gars and I really hope they didn't eat it
>>3753755That which commanded the cats...
>>3755472You gotta bribe the elephants lmao
>>3755303Why does he bully the cat
>>3755472Unironically, this is why you never feed wild animals, especially when theyre somwhat smart.
>>3752237>having that much text on your slidesdisgusting
>>3755550imagine being defeated by a slice of bread
>>3755678Holy fucking kek
>>3755634Sick reference dawg.
>>3744444>imagine taking a dump that sheds like 15% of your current body weight
>>3755595You can tell they just copied it from some article
>>3743167Spatterdock is also a lily!
>>3755237I'm of the theory that Evolution is an intelligent process and not just dumb luck mutations
>>3754165Possibly the gayest story ever told
>>3756674I think he means that evolution is a more unified force and perhaps capable of planning rather than just completely randomly making changes. I suppose an extreme version of the belief could even be a more scientifically grounded form of creationism, or fusion of it with evolution.Of course that's just my educated guess on what he means.
>>3756733apparently it's less that nature deliberately creates these mutations so much as these mutations are constantly happening every time they reproduce and the ones less suited to be in that environment die out while the ones with an advantage live and breed so those genes naturally propagate, that's natural selection. here's a pretty cool vide where a guy uses a virtual simulation to prove the hypothesis. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGbIKd0XrM
>>3744444I have to pet frogs. can confirm frog dook size.
>>3756638lmao that butt shake
>>3755664>>3756059Cows do that no matter what sounds you make They just want to check out what the noise is
>>3749672I would throw it against the wall and haymaker it.
>>3744898aye quit it!!, check that broad right there.