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Anyone else get a shaky vibrating feeling behind their ears if they look at a dangerous animal liek a cat poised to strike or a snake crawling by?
>see animal>don't recognize animal as an individual>feel hungry and motivatedi've never been scared of predators and once charged a mountain lion as a child yelling "IM GONNA KILL YOUUUUU".
>>3693942>GRUG STRONG LOOK AT GRUGFucking embarrassing
>>3693939oh fugg googer :DDDD
>>3693942did your eyes glow red
>>3693939Awww he's smiling!
>>3693942mountain lion should have done its fucking job so this world could be spared of another retard
>>3693991animals are weaksauce and you're an idiotic monkey man if you're afraid of them. you hide under a tree when you see a bird too? 99% of them can be scared off or easily avoided.>>3694482nah my dad should have given me a gun so the world could be spared another asshole forest cat. next time you see one, tell it to fuck off. FUCK pumas. also this shit is a fact of life if you live anywhere near the woods and actually go outside, sorry if you're a suburbanite and have to consult with your guide if you ever see a wild animal.>oh, those are dangerous! we better go home :)
>>3693939I didn't know the shaky feeling happened to other people too, no one I've asked about seems to have itI get it mostly in the ear facing the direction that the sound that alarmed me comes fromwhen I feel in danger sometimes I hear a ringing sound too
>>3693991Me big strong man, born warrior. Shitpost on animals subforum of anime forum PROVE me strong and me dick big
>>3693939I remember getting that feeling when I was a kid, but i dont remember what exactly caused it. I dont get it at all anymore though.
I only got that feeling when I was about a decade younger scrolling through /x/ and seeing pictures like this.
>>3693939Never.Get your brain checked.>>3694523You too. This sounds like psychogenic auditory hallucinations, like you watch so much TV you now experience movie tropes in real life.
>>3694602you are just jealous we have extremely heightened instincts
>>3694492this is a fact, most predators, yes, even tigers, lions, etc can be easily scared off with a little bravado. it's said to be because this is quite uncommon in the animal kingdom. prey retreats, predators pursue, etc. it glitches their brains if you don't act like prey and they have to see you as some kind of predator and will give you the natural respect they give one another. i tested this theory first hand ten years ago on an african safari. me and my m8 slipper away from the team determined to hang out with some lion bros wed passed chilling in the shade. we came upon them suddenly and they were aware of us before we even saw them thru the bushes. they simply looked curious, like any cat. we both looked t each other and nodded and began walking swiftly and confidently directly towards the biggest one. this chicken shit bastard was already clammering to his feet within a few steps and already gettin that cautious cat vibe, and then he took off and hid behind a bush to watch, and his pals went with him lol. we walked right upto where they were laying and pissed all over it, gave them the finger, and walked off and dint even once look back.
>>3695884>heightened instinctsmore like an atavism.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3djQlEPsL8k
>>3693939Fuggg is googer :DDD
>>3696009Village peasants are prey animals. They're smaller, weaker, and mostly eat plants.
>>3693939I don't think I've ever been enough of an asshole to cause animals to react this way, so who knows? Although, I was nearly bitten by an adopted tarantula because i made the mistake of allowing someone to hold it. They freaked and threw it back into my hands. The spider raised is fangs or whatever the poison parts are called twice and then lowered them as I stayed calm enough to let it know it was in no immediate danger. I used to take naps with it on the bed next to me. Nostradamus was a good boy.
>>3696025>They're smaller, weaker, and mostly eat plants.mebesides the smaller part, but that's because I'm fat
>>3696167how are you fat if you mostly eat plants?
>>3693939>dangerous>snakeChoose one, and only one
>>3696188most carbohydrates come from plants
>>3693942Did the mountains clap?
>>3694492I love how people type long detailed replies when they get called out on their bullshit made up stories. Nigger you ain't done shit...you've never seen a mountain lion and have probably never seen a gun outside of video games. Probably never met your dad either
>>3693939>>3693942As a Brazilian who lived in amazon rainforest i was never scared but respected things.Once saw one giant snake like 15meters long in my way to school, i just waited 5 minutes and the snake was gonne..Good time, already saw a jaguar at the forest and the famous monkey eater harpy.