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What's up with women and horses?
>>3692925anon,you just know....
they got big beautiful eyessleek physiquesame for the horses
men stopped giving a damn about horses after cars were invented so women were left to fill the horse-caring gap
>>3693034Don't you mean same for the women?
ywn make a girl this happy >>3689679
>>3693037I know a couple men who still gives a damn.
>>3693214don't remind me
>>3693037>men stopped giving a damn about horses after cars were invented>implying I don't want to fuck off into the mountain woods with a herd of horses and a shit ton of workout equipmentI want to be the swole mountain horse man anon. I want to be resplendent in my muscular glory with animals of equal resplendence.
they have big weiners LOL
>>3692925only women in indo european areas obssess over horses. steppe aryab warriors on horseback invaded thousands of years ago and sowed their seed. its no wonder then women descended from them love horses so much.
>>3693403Not true, women of all races love them except maybe black
>inb4 peniswomen love mares and geldlings just as much
>>3693642true, i knew a couple of crazy azn horse girls in my day
>>3693660>just as much Probably more, most people just don’t like or even want to deal with stallions.
>>3693214Just shove your head in the window of her car and start licking her
>White girls fuck dogs (and horses)
>>3693225>t. brokeback mountain
>>3692925horses are cool and fun to ride>>3692930good meme but im not an animalfucker and even if i wanted too horse dicks are way too big and also smelly
>>3693745Yeah its actually relatively unique when you come across a stallion outside a breeding/showing barn. Regular owners dont bother.
>>3693856are stallions stronger than mares?
>>3693785>as long as no one gets hurt, i don't see the issue. i could show up one of those smelly meatheads any day.
>>3692925Can teach horse to kick men to death
>>3693902they might have a temper
>>3693854yeah but you know you thought of it before
>>3692925There's a really old persian poem about two women who are fucking a donkey. http://www.naseeb.com/journals/very-interesting-rumi-poem-x-rated-7756
>>3692925ancestral memory of when horses were high status
There are a lot of children/YA books for girls about horses and unicorns. Black Beauty, the collected works of Marguerite Henry, Horse and His Boy and The Last Battle, etc. Once horse mania gets to you it gets good. I used to work with a girl who got her face kicked in by a horse and still jumped.
>>3693854Why is she kissing it intimately then? There seems to be a lot of sexual tension.
i honestly think it should be illegal for women to be involved with horses. they only do it so they can look at their penises. its the root of the bbc scourge. if you let your daughter ride horses, you are already cucked because she will secretly just stare at the penises.>daddy can we get a horse please ill wash his oenis every day i swear and milk him daily
>>3695402>Black Beautyah my daughters favorite book, she has a life sized poster of him on her wall. of course his penis is erect, it was just a random poster she picked totally at random.
>>3695983>but dad becky had a black stallion why cant i>you wont take care of him>i will i swear ill handwash his whole body three times a day naked >why would you get naked?>j-just to ummm be comfy and so he can smell me>amell you where>my poops deposit box
>>3695388islamic lesson of the day: Bestiality is okay as long as you know what you're doing, and as long as it isn't a dog because muhammad got barked at once and that annoyed him
>>3692925Dominance. They love commanding a stronger organism. They derive pleasure from that.
i think everybody in this thread has forgotten that female horses exist