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pervy pongo edition
>>3650484ORANGE MAN GOOD
>>3650904>>3650905>>3650906based oshine poster
>>3650909she a big girl, suh
>>3650922Does oshine have flanges
>>3650945she used to because she was such a porkerthey've receded now thankfully
>>3649513>watch that>end up getting this as a suggestionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_weQFQ00xUo
>>3650771>That episode of jungle school where beni started doing SS+GOMAD
Pongos are uglyPongos are dumbShould they disappearI would care none
>>3651353What a god awful postDon't be afraid to let the door hit you on the way out
>>3651353I would quote this with the chimp using a laptop but I think I've used that enough.
why do orangutans have basement dweller physique? Seriously how could evolution cuck an animal so hard. why aren't they just ginger chimpanzees. what possible niche could being fat fill?
>>3651372They're very peaceful a chill, that doesn't favor fitness I guess
>>3651372Captivity cannot replicate the wild pongo lifestyle, so a lot of the captive pongos become fat fucks. Watch jungle school and look at the adult males. They'll fuck you up no problem.With specific regard to their beer gut, they eat a lot of plant matter, so they need to have big guts.
>>3651382>Captivity cannot replicate the wild pongo lifestyle, so a lot of the captive pongos become fat fucks.It's mostly because zoos are retarded, and decide to feed them "nutritious" food, instead of what they eat in the wild.Gorillas have similar problems, instead of eating shitty leaves all day like normal in zoos they eat tons of domesticated fruit and it fucks them up
>>3651384maybe we humans should also be shitty leaves and bugs all day
>>3650449Why do adult pongos look so good but i cant stand the baby ones?
>>3651406Is that the father? Males don't usually stick around in the wild, right? Do captive males act as father's?
>>3650484>tfw this lil pongo grew up in a healthier family environment than me
>>3651494it's rare, but it does happen in captivity sometimesmostly rare because generally the big males are seperated from the mothers with youngif the baby is a girl, everything goes a lot nicerboys have to be seperated after about 6 years or even sooner if they object to mommy and daddy having special cuddleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9K_KDcEG0c
>>3652114Wheelbarrow full of orangs>barrel full of monkeys
ha ha get fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulO7pWSr8bs
pongillion hours in paint
Be careful not to run into Cheeky Valentino Uchiha. He put his baby sitter under a genjutsu and made her crack his coconut for him. The mangekyo sharingan in his hand was stolen from Madara himself
>Beni! Why did you eat all the Bananas in the storage room?!>Heh, to test my sharingan
Without this eye of his, he would have never stolen Yoko's coconut. And thanks to Reren's Heavy Artillery no Jutsu beat down, he awakened his mangekyo sharingan
Last one I got
>>3657197Oh no they discovered the onions face
>>3657233>NOOOOOO YOU CANT CHOP DOWN THOSE TREES FOR A PALM OIL PLANTATION!
His name is Kino
Pongoposting is now illegal.
>>3656727I love you
>>3657808Good name suits his well!!
>>3657832Wtf is George Bush president again???
mfw i was banned from /int/ again
>>3659098kek, what did you do?
>>3653785>oh hey dude want some fruit?>why you acting sus?>haha look at my ass>okay see ya
>>3659237He tried to return to monke.
>mfw no more ujngle school videoshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYifBAkJfxQ&ab_channel=SmithsonianChannel
this video made me cry lole
>>3650510Based and Czechpilled
>>3660932The holocough has done a lot of bad things to the world, but if it ends up cucking us out of jungle school s3, then I'm gonna fly off the fucking handle.I've looked, but I can't find a statement from them either way.
>>3660952Baby orangutans are so cute.
>>3656727What a stupid post.I laughed.
>>3650484Why are pongos so wholesome?
>>3659098I got Finland rangebanned from /v/ lol.
>>3663697>It's another "Beni breaks into the storage pod and eats all the freeze dried bananas" episode
>>3650449How can I watch jungle school without having to pay for it?
>>3664366I don't mind paying for it if they put it on dvd or blu-ray. It's hard to get your fingers on even if you do want to pay.
>Why do you like orangutans so much?For me, I love the way they look. They are so delightfully goofy. I can't get enough of their little monkey faces.
>>3664839This. I had to buy a an amazon prime video channel to get it.It's definitely hurt their ratings that they are sequestered to a premium channel on a single streaming site.If they were on netflix they would be the next tiger king because orangutans are cute and there are lots of loveable characters.
>>3650898if i take that off, will he die?
>>3665895It'd be very painful
>>3666847tfw no pongo friends
i made this, enjoy it please
>>3667546thanks , it will come to use soon
>>3668408My heavy environmentalism position is almost entirely because of how much I love pongos.My staunch racism, however, is for other reasons...
Hey babe how are you? Pls message back
>>3668905It's over for pongocels
>>3666116you're a big pongo
why are pongos such good moms??
how can ch*mps even compete?
new webm for you lads
>>3672516I can't accept the idea of that hurting. My physical body would not like it, but emotionally and mentally I would not have the slightest issue with it.
I cant but help think that Orangutans are physical representation of Stoner Rock/Stoner Metal.
>>3650898>Pongo wear psychic helmet >Pongo get telekinesis >Pongo is your God now
>>3667546i enjoy this very much thank you anon
>>3667546nice. i got this from /fit/
>>3672905I could not disagree more.
Did Chantek deserve what had happened to him?
>>3674864>>3675539w-what happened to Chantek, pongobros???
>>3676051I think he lived a pretty chill fun life when he was a wee pongo. He was often given delicious human foods as treats life ice cream and fast foods. Then when he got older they started to think he was too big to be treated in such a lax manner (and admittedly they were right). So they put him in a normal orangutan enclosure for the rest of his life and did not give him the human treats he was used to even though he would often sign for it. The heart breaking thing about him is that he was raised as if he was a human, he literally attended pre-school classes alongside humans and enjoyed painting. He literally, not as a joke, went to college and lived and walked among humans. Attending lectures, being in the yearbook, and making friends. Then they suddenly tranquilized him and put him in a cage. >It was weeks before Dr Miles was allowed to see him. When she did, he told her: “Mother Lyn, get the car, go home.” In return she asked him if he was ill. “Hurt,” the orangutan replied and when she asked him where he signed back: “Feelings.” Then she had to fight for ELEVEN years just to get him out of the cage and in a normal orangutan enclosure.>He never quite integrated, continuing to refer to himself as an “orangutan person” and his fellows as “orange dogs”.Imagine if your entire life was just a scientific experiment by aliens. Then one day they throw your buttcheeks in a cage and say "No, no, you weren't actually a human.">The last time I saw him, not too long ago, he asked me for cheese-meat-bread and for me to get the car and take him home.”
>>3676073More information in this article https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/839157/orangutan-Chantek-death-ape-research-nature
>>3676073>>3676078Man they could've at least let him paint pictures and eat the occassional cheese burger.I wonder if someday we'll be able to give them implants that toggle weakening their muscle signalling if they began throwing a tantrum or something.Kind of cruel in a sense, but at the same time it would've allowed him to keep going to dairy queen which is what he clearly preferred.There is clearly potential for human-ape friendships and we need to start exploring that space.Somebody get elon musk on the phone, we're going to get neuralink pongo edition going.
>>3676073>Then she had to fight for ELEVEN years just to get him out of the cage and in a normal orangutan enclosure.
>>3676658>He never quite integrated, continuing to refer to himself as an “orangutan person” and his fellows as “orange dogs”.
>>3676073Hurt feelings :(
>>3676073His only crime was being a pongo in a human society
>>3676073documentary about chantek. its really sad :/https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6vpb3cF chantek
>>3677279>part 1where part 2
It's Cahaya's first birthday
>>3668700A whole new form of shitposting.
>>3678444Happy birthday, Cahaya! What is she doing for her birthday?
Daily reminder that pongos are faggots and that /an/ belongs to the Pan Clan.
>>3678971>ch*mpslmao you got to be trolling>>3668700holy based, what's the context?
>>3673366Try this in real life faggot
>>3676073>>3676078>>3677279dude what in the absolute fuck. i hate humanity again >:_(
>>3679343>can't even lift 300lb peak male form>even if you could it would just swing around you harmlessly and escapeThey certainly could, but is there even a single recorded case of a pongo fucking up a human? Even when provoked?
>>3679494as you should!!
>>3679666Male Orang-Utan held down a woman birute was working with easily
>>3650449What is a Pongo?
>>3681530the prime primates
>>3676073>>3674864>>3676078>>3677279He was the victim of the selfish scientist who used him as a science experiment. He should never have been raised as a human child, he should have been allowed to be what he was, and not used as a prop.
>>3681530A cartoon dalmatian
>>3676073>Hurt,” the orangutan replied and when she asked him where he signed back: “Feelings.”
why are you guys posting selfies of me?
Valentino and Beni will forever be flangelets
>>3684863shut up budi!!!
>>3681530A miserable pile of flange
IM A FAT FUCKI LIKE A BIG LUNCH
>>3651384they're stuck inside a tiny enclosure all day in the middle of a suburb. let them have some fucking fruit.
>>3650484never expected a bunch of apes to give me>no gffeels, but here we are
>>3686860ha ha get a load of this flangelet
>>3686860They arent so different compared to us, now are they?
>>3676073what the fuck
>>3652875Heh... nothing personal kid
>>3682667Me and my wife.
>>3688658Why do some orangutans look completely normal and others have weird fat ass looking faces like this? Is there a reason?
>>3689409They have flanges, it is a characteristic of alpha males and the female orangutans love them. They're also uncommon, about 1 flanged 'rang per territory. I used to think they were weird but now I dig them, I think it makes them look handsome.
>>3650484i need to protect them....
>>3668700jesus fucking christ>>3678757kek
>>3657272peace and love on earth
>>3691721this is a female orangutan right?
>>3681123If you do not carry Madame Zeroni up the mountain, you and your family will be cursed for all eterrrnityy.
>>3653785that theory of ancient orangutan species and gigantopithicus posits that in times past, when se asia had more fruiting trees, pongos acted alot like gorillas, one dominant male, his women and kids as a family unit. it further theorizes that current orangutan social habits came from the need to venture further out for food. now that orangutan feeding stations are available with modern human engineered bananas, orangutans from the video may be going back into that ancient pongo social system, they likely look at the gibbon as either non competition, an odd "friend" or as some retard steeling something that's free.
>>3650920Mans out with the hoes
>>3662134They remind us of family love, caring and just experiencing life, without the treachery, philosophy and backstabbing of society
>>3694436wtf i love chimpanzees now
>>3694436stone toss being right for once
>>3694436I'm a mildly racist /pol/ user, but I really dislike stonetoss. Nonetheless, he is right about the orangutans.In other news,https://youtu.be/KeEgGOyBlHghttps://youtu.be/xPLr_eIZj6ABOS announced on their youtube channel today that they released (7?) orangutans into a protected jungle.But more importantly, in the linked video,https://youtu.be/blwQu3D9M1A?t=55the presenter says they will answer any questions, but that they aren't going to answer jungle school questions because "they wouldn't want to preempt any announcements that they might make" and that we should "keep our eyes on their web page" or something.
>>3694868>This is how the average pongoposter actually looks like
>>3694886And it’s beautiful!
babby pongo and otter
>>3686869Wholesome picture.Looks like those happy elderly couples that are in their late 70s but still very affectionate to each other.
>>3695451That Pongo in the future holding a sermon to Otter frens.
>Humans and orangutans lack prominent brow ridgesWhat did they mean by this?
Anyone got the one of the orangus riding a bus looking at a window pensively?
>>3695451>>3695528the chosen one who will bring balance to the Orangotter nation
>>3686871Igh, this one made me laugh
Pan pongo alliance?
>>3696803Kot and monke, ancient allies
>>3689409They're called flanges. flange = chad pongono flange = beta incel pongosnot a meme btw
This thread has been hijacked by small monkeys.
>>3657530me after peeling off smagma
>>3673927He looks like Ross from Friends
WHAT makes pongo so cute bros
>>3698346Less pronounced eyebrow ridges than other apes, it makes them look less aggressive