What is that bird doing?
>>3641765
>>3641765trying to determine if it can eat that capybara, and discovering that, in fact, it is too large to eat.
being completely delusional
>>3641804are capybaras tasty?
>>3641765Trying to eat a fish, clearly.
Why isn't their mom doing literally anything?Every other mammal mom would have fucking wrecked the absolute shit out of that fucker no matter if he is able to actually eat it or not.
>>3641765Birds like storks, herons and pelicans will eat anything that fits in their mouths. They're also idiots who can't estimate if something will fit, so they have to try first.
Do birds really?
>>3641871Either recognizing it as pointless/harmless behavior or just oblivious to what it's trying to do.Not sure how smart capybaras are.
>>3641877They're dumb as shit honestly
>>3641765Its best
>>3641765vore
>>3641765>#justpelicanthings
>>3641871Capybaras have next to no natural predators so they've evolved to not give a shit
>>3641945>next to no natural predatorswtf, how
>>3641940me on the left
>>3641990Its bullshit. Crocs and jaguars predate capys very often.Their typical defense mechanism is going into the nearest water body and swim away
>>3642008So I guess all those chill images with them and big other animals are just a result of them being readily available and completely oblivious to any danger and the preds not needing to hurry any time, being able to have a snack whenever they want with no effort
>>3642012I mean capys are fucking stupid so i wouldnt be surprised if that was the case.
>>3641765His best
>>3641964>>3641986This always feels so awful to me.It's such a strong impact I'm not surprised some people's brain turn it into fetish instead.
>>3641940OUT OF THE WAY SWAN SHITS
>>3642281
>>3641765I wonder how vicious a capybara mom can get when she sees her offspring in real danger.
>>3641818Tigers love them so I guess yeah
>>3644491>Tigers love themthe famous South American tigers
>>3641964what the fuck. if the pigeon survives in his belly it could do serious damage to his stomach and peck his way out. why isn't he atleast killing it.
>>3644540what is a jaguar
>>3644547not a tiger?
>>3641818It is one of those foods you either love or hate. Also, it is very complicated to prepare it and any mistake it gets either very hard or it will taste very bad
>>3644628if only there was a way to describe a jaguar using terms known in other parts of the world combined with a geographical description of the place where a jaguar lives. How about South American Tiger? Does that somehow someway describe a jaguar? Or does that it in no way describe the concept of a jaguar?
>>3644702south american leopard is better because they look alike
>>3644702sorry, you got it wrong, it's okay.no one needs to validate your error.
>>3644715I didn't start the tigers live in South America misspeech. But atleast I'm not the autist that's going 'AKSHUALLY THOSE ARE A DIFFERENT TYPE OF LARGE CAT THAT EATS THINGS'. So no you're wrong. Tiger, leopard, panther (which would be the right comparison between the new world jaguar and an old world cat), cat. Literally doesn't matter. Feline species kill and eat capybara. That was the jest of that original post, so he was right in every way except the autistic way.
>>3644778even worse apparently panthers are just leopards. Even more of the same. Cat kills things. That's it. You can name the cat whatever it's still a cat.
>>3641945They have plenty of natural predators stop talking out of your ass
>>3644780>rats and squirrels are the same thing because they're both rodents
>>3644778you gotta stop.
>>3644821Yes.
Fuck pelicans
>>3641818Its an uma delicia delicacy as per wikipedia
>>3644702following this, you could also call a jaguar South American snow leopard
lmao anon you misremembered a jungle cat it's okay!
>>3644544but he did. the lining in the throat is too thicc for the pigeon to be able to peck through it so it suffocated before doing anything serious.
>>3645287Once autists get it out of their system, they'll fall asleep.
>>3643127Not veryCapybara are chill
>>3641945Good times create weak capys.
>>3644540Why not, if Russia has tigers...
>>3641940The virgin Swan vs the chad Pelican
>>3645278Yes.
>>3645292imagine some animal just sitting in your stomach while your stomach juices are dissolving it and it's trying to peck it's way out. But you just wait a minute and by then it's drowned or suffocated and you can just chill back digesting an entire fucking pigeon. Why...
pelicans tried to eat my grandpa oncethey had it on an old home video reel from the 1970s, I saw it once as a little kid. He got absolutely mobbed on a board walk by them because he had french fries
>>3644656>any mistake it gets either very hard or it will taste very badBeef is the same
>>3649132>pelicans tried to eat my grandpa onceactual vore.
>>3649132Kek.
