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The best bird is the American woodcock. Not only is its name great, but it also looks like a tennis ball and has dance moves.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aB9DC9orYaM
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Holy shit this is amazing
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>>3620070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKM0P9gWx7k
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>>3620110
*eent*
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who'd win in a kiwi vs woodcock fight?
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>>3620272
A kiwis would destroy a woodcock because woodcock have to migrate with every movement
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>>3620274
*gyrate
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>>3620276
*watch the way I navigate
HA HA HA HA HA
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>>3620276
*gyros
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>>3620070
Very comfy.
>>3620110
Rather cringe.
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>>3620357
They're the same bird dude.
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>>3620053
Hard to choose just one but for me it's probably (except for the obvious kiwi for the lulz) the "Pyrrhula pyrrhula" not only because of it's sounds but it's just a nice ball of winter joy that contrasts with all the white snow plus I like it's local name as well for some reason.

>>3620070
Laughed a bit but that can't be normal I mean is it manipulated, are they sick/scared or is the asphalt scolding O.o
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>>3620383
That's just how all of them walk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K__tPCUC8Xc
When you consider most birds spend most of their time flying it does make sense that they walk weird.
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>>3620384
Are you sure it's just not terrified, sedated or something
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>>3620385
Not unless ALL woodcocks are terrified and sedated at all times.
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>>3620359
He meant the use of music, dude.
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>>3620053
Why the long face?
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>>3620053
There aren't any woodcock in my part of the country, but I saw a snipe in a tiny patch of mud in a pasture today. Winter's a good time to look for them in a lot of places.
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>you will never be a tennis ball with a funny dangly thing on your head
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>>3621049
I have a funny dangly thing elsewhere. I'm good.
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>>3620272
Me. I could kick the absolute SHIT out of either of those brids' asses.
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>>3620383
>are they sick/scared or is the asphalt scolding
The dance is to attract worms
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>>3623246
How exactly does that work to attract worms?
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>>3623246
That makes even less sense
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>>3623279
>>3623300
It simulates the concussive force of rainfall
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>>3620384
these birds keep the Earth stable. It's better not to mess with their balance.
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>>3623303
So you are telling me that little bounce would be enough to get the worms to come up I mean isn't soil kind of dense in that case you could just hit the ground with the shovel instead of digging, don't you think they at least require water as well
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>>3623404
Worms evolved to crawl up when rain is detected so they don't drown.
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>>3623404
...yes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Worm_charming
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>>3623303
>>3623404
>>3623407
>>3623414
This is all well and good but if you look at the videos you'll see the birds are doing it on an asphalt road so I think these birds might be stupid.
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>>3623414
I just don't buy it, wouldn't worms in that case come out all the time lets say whenever a motor that is mounted on something was standing on the ground and similar things not to mention earthquakes

Not saying that it couldn't work at all I just don't find it all that plausible
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>>3623862
>wouldn't worms in that case come out all the time lets say whenever a motor that is mounted on something was standing on the ground and similar things not to mention earthquakes
They do.
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>>3623423

They're doing what they evolved to do. These birds have no idea what asphalt is, and it's only been around for a relatively short period of time.
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>>3620053
My bird would eat your bird
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>>3624089

That just makes him a glutton, not better.
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>>3624094
>American bird is a glutton
How fitting.
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>>3620401
sounds about right
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>>3623279
Because if you walk without rhythm, you won't attract the worm.
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>>3624107
since when are hawks "american"
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>>3620342
It's pronounced yeroh
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>>3624191
Because Americans are warhawks.
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Hmm are you guys sure it is for worms? I don't see how moving the body without moving the feet attracts worms. I know other birds that attract worms but they actually do things that make sense.
My guess is that this way of moving is harder to spot for predators, I've seen chameleons walk just like this in madagascar and I thought that's why they do that (they do that too in trees, so attracting worms it is not).
Fun fact: these birds, also called snipes, are what give snipers their name. They have a very erratic flight and are hard to hit, supposedly only expert marksmen can shoot them down.
I've also heard that they make a very special sound while flying, am looking it up to see if I can find proof
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>>3624509
When you say in Madagascar, do you mean you've been to Madagascar, or that you've seen a video of it?
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>>3620385
They do it to mimic blowing leaves, you can't see the fuckers in hardwood leaves on an unraked lawn until the blow up and go PEEEEEEEEEEENT!
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>>3624178
I kek'd
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>>3624191
Shhhh. Eurocucks need to mouth off about America even when there's no prompt.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA0tP-p7m40
lyrebird is obviously more based.
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>>3623303
I see many birds do that. But what the woodcock is doing is not the same thing and unlikely to be about worm hunting in my opinion and the opinion of some other scientists. The worm hunting hypothesis originated in the 20s and is very outdated.
E.g. see Note on the Woodcock Rocking Display , by Bernd Heinrich
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>>3624178
comedy gold
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>>3621049
>Heh-HEWH-hoo, Heh-HEWH-hoo, Heh-HEWH-hoo...
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>>3625242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOFy8QkNWWs
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>>3622137
Based
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>>3625242
What the fuck, it sounds like an arcade machine.
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>OOOOOO OOOO HA HA HAHAHAHAHA OOOOOO
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>>3625813
I'm addicted to sausage too, different kind though.
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>>3625821
Sausage pizza, that is.
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>>3625194
Lies may turn heads but they will fizzle out. The truth unrestricted would win every fight.
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>>3625813
Kookaburra’s sound like someone doing a BLJ on the infinite stairway in Mario 64
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>>3627815
I've done a BLJ too, different kind though.
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>>3628570
Bacon, lettuce, and jam, that is.
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>>3625194
For a nation that considers itself the most advanced in the world, I wonder if most Americans realize how the vast majority of other advanced nations now look down upon it with sadness and pity.
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>>3620053
best birb coming through

>>3620383
of course a bongs favorite is a BVLL finch
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>>3620110
one of the greatest things the internet has ever produced.

>(playback speed: 0.25)
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>>3620053
>virgin woodcock who has to dance funnily to attract worms and expend energy
vs
>chad coal tit who stores its food in several secret locations so it can eat whenever
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>>3632659
Let's be real, you only brought up the coal tit because tit is the opposite of cock.
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>>3624178
Fucking hell someone edit the video with this
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>>3634203
Done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7r9uSs3FnB0
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Their call makes me remember better times
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>>3620070
>>3620053
A compelling argument to be certain, but the Grey Jay is bestest

>Incubates eggs in temps up to -30c
>Hides food in thousands of tiny caches around the forest
>Smart as fuck
>Cute as fuck
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>>3634982
>>Incubates eggs in temps up to -30c
>>Hides food in thousands of tiny caches around the forest
>>Smart as fuck
>>Cute as fuck
So it's basically a squirrel but in bird form?
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>>3635039
Fucking delete this post
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>>3634240
Based American suburbs memories
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>>3634982
I like how the offspring hangs out with the parents for awhile just to help out. They reproduce early in the winter too (hence incubating in cold temps like you said). If I recall right, they do that using caches from the previous summer so their offspring can help establish a cache in the short summer for the following winter.
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It's hard to choose one good bird
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False. Black bear.
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>>3625813
OO WA AH AH AH
OH OH
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>>3634240
>Hu Hoo, hoOOUoo, hooo, hoooo, hoooo
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>>3636652
>WOO HOO, WOO HOO HOO
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>>3636658
Did anyone get it?
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>>3638389
Did anyone get some vitamin D and quit being such a baby back bitch
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>>3634240
>>3621049
>>3620053
I hunt all three of these birds with my dog. For the record quail are god tier, dove are bottom tier and best suited for jalapeño poppers and woodcock are shit tier. They taste like mud.

Greater Prairie Chicken is the Chad upland bird species
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>>3639741
You put DOVE in jalapeno poppers?
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>>3639744
Yes. Along with any bird that generally flies great distances routinely like pigeons. Though they are Eurasian Rock Doves so kind of splitting hairs there. You can fry them too but generally not worth the effort imo. Breast them out. Slap the cream cheese on half a jalapeño. Slap the dove breast on top of that. Wrap in bacon. Throw them on the grill. Great way to fuck with people that wouldn’t eat dove normally.
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>>3639752
Honestly I wasn't aware that they could have meat on them at all. Might be interesting but ironically I'd probably avoid it because I can't stand warm cream cheese. It gives me this gag reflex.
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>>3639753
Some people sub out the cream cheese. Know one guy that does honey. You get about the same from a dove breast as you get from a quail though I actually cook up the whole quail. Isn’t anything on that bird that isn’t delicious. Get four or five of them fried up with some vegetables and chop up a sweet potato. Season well. Crack open a beer and watch football you have a God Tier Sunday.
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>>3634195
Mmm... cock.
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>>3639741
Why would you hunt shit that tastes nasty?
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Goose

>cool honk
>cute cheeks
>warm and smooth
>doesn't tolerate the weak
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>>3641692
This also describes Ryan Gosling.
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>>3639741
I can't imagine caring enough to hunt quail. I used to raise Bobwhites and they weren't exactly great and there was so little meat for the amount of bones you had to go through just to get a reasonable portion.
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>>3620053
https://youtu.be/X2ieFd-o4Js
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>>3624509
I think they're trying to mimic movement of swaying grass in the same way some mantids sway
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>>3631826
Americans don't care what euros think because their opinion is irrelevant
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>>3644949
>Americans don't care
And this is why their country is falling apart.
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>>3643570
See >>3625247
4chan won't let me link scientific articles for some reason. But the gist is that the worm hunting hypothesis for the rocking motion is baseless.
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>>3645012
People used to spam certain articles and the websites are spam filtered.
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>>3645012
>>3645015
That seems unsurprising that 4chan so thoroughly rejects science that they outright made it impossible to share scientific evidence. Not that it would work to shake people out of their bubble anyway.
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>>3645067
You think that's bad? Look at this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwBrAdNIQMo
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>>3645067
IIRC some articles involving """black people causing more crimes""" was cited and spammed and the mods blocked the website to stop the spam.
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>>3636652
>Hu Hoo, hoOOUoo, hooo, hoooo, hoooo
thanks fren
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>>3634240
>>3636652
>called mourning doves
>sound happy

also there's a mourning dove couple that nests in my apricot tree every year to lay eggs and raise babies, i love them
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>>3624089
I had to do an elephant project in the fourth grade and i saw videos of elephants morning for the dead playing with baby elephants and being smart when in class though this boy had a tiger for his project and he had a plastic tigar eating an elephant and he said post related to me and said he was going to eat my mommy and baby elephant it made me sad because i had bonded with elephants
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>>3647261
The funniest part of this post is the phrase "elephant project."
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>>3620383
Based domherre poster. I sometimes miss my childhood home, and the rowanberry tree in the back that used to have constant bird visitors in the winters.
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>>3620053
Kinda shmoovin doe
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>>3649093
Shmoovin?
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Raven is the best bird. Idk how people think that's debatable. It smarts it talks it walks and it doesn't squawks. Sick bird, based all around.
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>>3620053
>Best bird
>Not the crested hoopoe
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>>3650562
I would contend that there are two categories of birds, serious birds and silly birds. Raven is the best serious bird while American woodcock is the best silly bird.
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>>3650589
yeah okay, I can get behind that.
superb bird of paradise is pretty high up there on the silly bird tier tho
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>>3636652
Finally somebody gets it right.
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>>3650630
How so?
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>>3650577
Heheheheh. Hoopoe.
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>>3620053
I’m a boobie man
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They're common, but i like them
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No big deal.
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>>3654654
Bird is big deal though.
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>>3641681
Because anything can taste good with the right preparation
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>>3641692
I have defeated many geese as a kid, it's pretty easy if you aren't afraid of couple of bruises
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>>3656966
You can defeat geese, sure. But can you defeat a kid?
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>>3658406
like with any lesser being you can simply sit on them until they understand your superiority or perish
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>>3658604
This only works if you are fat.
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>>3620070
Swiggety Swooty they coming for that booty...
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I have perfect pitch and I like modulating and recomposing bird noises into the baroque, classical, and or romantic styles. How proud Bach, Mozart and Chopin will be of me.
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>>3651976
It’s never a stupid question if an inquiry is sincere, and seeks understanding and knowledge.

Many people learned something because you thought to ask. Good on you.
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>>3660826
Anon I hate to break this to you but all three are dead.
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>>3662454
Not for long.
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>>3663021
WHAT?!
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bump
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What the fuck bros, last night I dreamed that somebody gave me a bird, it was weird since I don't even like birds in the first place, so fast forward when I woke up and did a morning stroll, and what do you know, I saw a bird sitting on the ground, looked injured and it doesn't even move when I pick it up, I took it home and it just stays there pls id
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>>3665327
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>>3665330
Damn bro nice slug
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>>3625813
monke bird
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>>3665330
Ah, this is the famous bird.
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>>3641887
The meat is tasty and easy to trim, so long as you don't care about using skin. With a 15/day 45 total bag limit, that's a pretty decent haul. I mean, rabbit is even better (just as easy to butcher), but it's the same season, so why not both?
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>>3636652
I needed that, thanks king.
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>>3667815
How could you tell he's the King?
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>>3669866
King?
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>>3625813
So this is the fucking sound you always hear in jungles in movies and vydia
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The cuckoo is the intellectuals' bird.
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>>3662454
>Mozart
>dead

I'm on to you you mountain kraut fucker
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>>3620383
Good taste Anon. I love the short melancholy "pjuy" of theirs. The males & females create a beautfiful contrast against white snow.
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>>3676500
God's own original BULL, for whom cucking others is a way of life.
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>>3676500
Hhhhhhehehehe
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>>3631826
>For a nation that considers itself the most advanced in the world, I wonder if most Americans realize how the vast majority of yuropean micronations now look down upon it with jealousy and obsession.
Fixed
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>>3677822
Are Americans literal robots? They post these exact words every time, like some sort of sad cope.
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>>3620053
Then how do you explain this?
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>>3677824
Might explain why they've made your sad little micronations completely irrelevant.
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>>3678363
>all that seethe
lmao, yurohammad, just lmao
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>>3620053
>I realize woodcock is named similarly to a male chicken being a cock
>I realize cock is probably a generic term for the male of any ground-scratching insectivore bird
>I realize why the term shuttlecock makes sense
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>>3620274
>>3620272
kiwis have more to lose, thus making them more motivated
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>>3679206
What? What do kiwis have to lose?
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>best bird
>best name
>not Cock of the Rock
>tfw you will never be the scarlet prince
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>>3620339
sha sha ba da
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>>3644952
About the opinions of weirdos across the pond. Why do we need to impress europoors?
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>>3681913
If you really didn't care you wouldn't obsessively respond every single time your name was invoked.
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>>3641156
EXCUSE ME?
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>>3634240
>>3635170
>>3636652
We have a similar one here, not America. I don't know what it's called in english, we call it "guguștiuc".
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>>3683666
https://youtu.be/OaiA0O7koCk
song for reference
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>>3683694
Same voice but different song to the ones I hear.
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>>3683712
https://youtu.be/-qS77R0Y1K8
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>>3683666
>>3683694
After a few hours of research I have determined that this bird is called the "Eurasian collared dove" in English.
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>>3683749
Alright, thanks.
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>>3682092
I sense another one coming any second now.
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>>3624178
Underrated
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>>3620110
take the Scolopax pill
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>>3658604
footfall intensifies
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>>3686744
?
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>>3688652
Birds make me tired.
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>>3620053
The only good thing to come out of America.
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>>3683666
We have those in America as well. They are a feral species like pigeons.
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Potoo birds just make me happy.
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>>3692324
Besides all of our inventions.
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>>3694336
Yeah, like the printing press, newspaper, clarinet, pocket watch, automated calculator light bulb, microphone, TV, petrol/gasoline & Diesel engines, automobile, parachute, motorcycle, synthetic rubber, synthetic fertilizers, antibiotics, jet engine, LCD screen. and Walkman

Oh wait, these were all invented in Germany. Your move.
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>>3694418
Also, the best birds are consistently European.
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>>3620383
>that can't be normal

Why not? Have you not seen some of the weird shit birds do? They are mimicking swaying grass
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>>3631826
Since when do lions care about the opinions of sheep?
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>>3695542
>Since when do lions care about the opinions of sheep?
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>>3695591
>the yuro even agrees
Well, it's less sad than the usual coping, I suppose.
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>>3695594
How's Texas doing?
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>>3695616
How's lockdown going?
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>>3699213
Is this supposed to be an epic own? America's still on lockdown while all civilized countries are back to normal.
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>>3678378
>>3681913
>>3682092
>>3685088
>>3692324
>>3695591
>>3695594
>>3695616
>>3699213
>>3699223
Both of you stfu
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>>3699874
Oh, it's monstah.
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>>3679611
You cant say kiwis without we
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>>3699223
Lol. Please show me how the rest of the world is somehow not being even more insane.
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>>3702755
You were told to stfu. Best you listen to that advice before you embarrass yourself further.
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>>3702765
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>>3620053
Check the striped cuckoo's dance moves
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>>3702769
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>>3665327
>it just stays there
lack of reaction means he's on death's door, i've seen it happen on heavily malnourished birds
let us know if you managed to make something happen
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So I've always wondered: how do you guys with birds deal with their shitting? Not in their cage, but when you let them out. Do you wait for them to shit or can you housetrain them?
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>>3620053
I've seen one of those but only once in a tree like a decade ago. Where are the rest of them?
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>>3707826
They're walking on the ground, that's why you don't see them. Most people expect birds in the sky.
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>>3625242
Sad he replicates the sound of laser beams destroying the rainforest.
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>Ech
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>>3708662
Korone is playing Planet Coaster
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>>3625813
based kookaburra
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Holy fuck this thread is still alive
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Whenever I see videos of one dancing I always hear limbo rock by chubby checker
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>>3624191
That particular hawk is american
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>>3714411
Most shitty things are.
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>>3715977
American birds love to brag about how they're the best birds, but then they always obsess about what the British royal birds are up to. I wonder what's up with that.
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>>3717464
Lately I hear that American birds are really fixated on skunks.
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>>3620053
Bendable sensitive beak for probing, adorable peenk-ing impossible to misidentify, elaborate and fantastical mating dance, eats invasive worms helping the forest's health, crazy eyeball placement on their skulls for maximum visual efficiency among all birds, sweet modified wing feathers make cool noises, fiery dance moves that stump biologists to this day, cute compact form fits nicely into your palm, only woodcock in North America and strikingly unique...

Yes the American woodcock can hold the title for "best bird" any day.
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>>3722655
Uh... yes.
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>>3622137
hmmmm... big if true anon
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>>3724438
This is getting out of hand lately.
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>>3725735
He's right, you know.
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>>3726861
Again in English?
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going to politely ask you to stop necrobumping
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>>3728210
amogus
>>3734106
sus

and here's a bird
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>>3734106
Going to politely ask you what your favorite bird is.

What is your favorite bird, my good sir?
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>>3620053
In your opinion.
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*Bird of paradise dances behind you*
Heh, nothing personal kiddo
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>>3738630
Holy fuck this was the most reddit thing i've ever posted I'm sorry guys
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>>3738631
Nothing personnel is a 4chan meme actually. Well, you spelled personnel wrong so maybe that was the problem with your post.
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>>3738631
why did you reply to yourself
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>>3674602
yeah its used a lot in stuff like that
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>>3639741
Where do u hunt for boomers ive been putting in for tags in minnesota for years
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>>3621049
gonna second this
quails are pretty rad
also pretty cute when they run around in a line with their family
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>>3639752
we have massive flocks of fieldfares in our strawberry farm and the ones that are not instantly pulverized from birdshot are carefully killed and made food of. Especially before midsummer the young ones are fucking fat and tasty, they eat nothing but strawberries and their meat is almost blood red. Of course one bird contains only two lumps of meat worthy of eating but it's good eating.
Can't wait for summer to come and see them flocking around the blooming strawberries again.
Although lately the fields have been fucking plagued by deer (they punch holes in the protective sheets during winter) and jackdaws. The fucking jackdaw flocks feel like they blot out the sun but at least they are smart enough to know that a couple of shotgun blasts mean that they will get killed and then they completely avoid the area for some time.
But yeah, doves and thrushes are very fine meat, although a lot of work to prepare and you have to be picky about the birds too. Can't eat a city dove.
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>>3704721
This can't be fucking real
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No one ever had anything bad to say about swallows. It is a brilliant, cheerful bird. According to stories they winter in the bottom of the icy lakes or travel along the Milky Ways. Swallow brought Easter from Jerusalem and stole Virgin Mary's scissors, and got caught and it's tail was split. Children were strictly forbidden from interfering with swallows. If a swallow made nest in a house, it forebode luck and fortune and most of all happiness. If the swallows left, soon those virtues left the household.

Swan was also a sacred bird. It lived on the edge of two worlds, capable of swimming across the river separating the living and the dead. Swan brought messages from the other side, and in archeological digs in Karelia there was found a grave where a small child was buried on top of a swan's wing. There was also a belief that a swan would only sing once, a song of death. Even now, the appearance of snow white swans here in the North is one of the most important moments of the year. It means that the world is on it's track and everything is as it should be.
Birds in beliefs were not only for eating or pillow fillings, but they also brought the idea of a world beyond. They were here when the world was created. Especially the eagle, hawk, owl, stork, swan and cuckoo are the birds of international stories. Many bird stories are related to the inevitable march of time, and the circle of life. Humans think how everything begins and ends. The storks move South and everyone thinks about the world they arrive to. Even our thoughts "fly with wings" as the saying goes.
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Jackdaws around cemeteries were the hearts of the dead sinners. They also fetched the souls of the dying.
Many birds brought with them news of bad luck or were otherwise evil, like crows and ravens. If ravens fought atop of a house, the house would face a divorce. A magpie would also foresee a fight between neighbors, women and brothers. And absolutely no one wanted a woodpecker in their yard. It had to be chased away as soon as possible, for it's knocking meant blizzard and death. Like the eagle-owl, which was regarded as a stupid bird and also a harbinger of war.

The tit, the oldest of the birds, taught Väinämöinen how to cultivate and till land. A bird this old of course had many special abilities, but it too brought news of death and strife. In the world before us, humans were close to nature. But human culture and the woods were two different things and it was very important to keep them separate. If a resident of the forest like a capercaillie came to your door, he brought the forest with him.
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Cuckoo was an especially strange bird. In the spring when the cuckoo sang, it blessed the fields and you could let out the cows and sheep. You would always wish for a cuckoo to sing near you, for it brought fulfillment of all your wishes. Many of these beliefs were extremely conflicted though; if you heard a cuckoo coo between midnight and sunrise, the number of "coo" would tell you the remaining years of your life. This is why people carried bread and buns in their pockets, to keep the cuckoos quiet.

When a wagtail walked on the late winter or spring ice, the ice began to crack and melt. No human could do that, but wagtail could. It came and left with the storks and the swans and brought good will.
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>>3740744
Oh, so the Jackdaw in Assassin's Creed is named after a bird. I figured it was a fish or something.
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>>3740797
It's a crow, omnivorous and opportunist. They fly in giant flocks and while their cawing might not seem like the end of the world, they definitely make it seem like it's the end of your world.
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>>3676500
Oh the cuckoo, she's a pretty bird
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I don't know anything about any birds.
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>>3739424
To admit to his sins.
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Congrats on the 100 day milestone!
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>>3660826
>How proud Bach, Mozart and Chopin will be of me
Yes the people that spent their lives pushing the boundaries of music as they knew it would be so proud of you for academically imitating their style
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>>3741509
She never sings cuckoo till the spring of the year.
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>>3741509
>>3676500
>>3746332
Stop saying this word.
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>>3747215
What word now?
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>>3704721
I cut the second half so the video is in better quality:
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>>3620053
I hear them every night
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>>3621049
>everybody wanna be monke
>everybody wanna be ape still, still have thumbs and hands and bellies and shit
>fuck that
>wanna be a birb
>wanna be round
>and chill
>and high all the time
>birb existence fly me home
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That is the single most bird I have ever seen.
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>peepeepeeepeeepeep - SCCCREEEEEEECCCH
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>this thread is still alive
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>>3753607
How did that happen?
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>>3755123
YO HO HO IT TOOK A BITE OF GUM GUM
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>>3756821
What does this even mean.
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>>3636652
I havent heard a dove sing in years.
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>>3681913
Really weird thing I hear a lot here “The Europeans are laughing at us!!!” Yeah and? Why would I give a shit?
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>>3758082
And why do you think we give a shit how you feel about us laughing at you?
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>>3620053
Woodcocks are great, but shrikes are easily my favorite kind of bird.
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The best thread is the American woodcock bird thread. Not only is its name great, but it also looks like a tennis ball and has dance moves.
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>>3758457
For me, it is the McChicken. The best bird sandwich.
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>>3750633
Domo arigato mr robato
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What if their dance is meant to make them look more like hedgehogs?
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I like crows.
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This thread had seen me through some tough times in my life.
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Love these guys
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>>3620053
LOL i love these cute lil bastards. I have seen them doing that funny dance.
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>>3620053
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE?!?!?!
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>>3763248
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEISiCmjwH8
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i enjoy birds, i like that they are dinosaurs ! so cool





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