>be me>thousand year old wild crabapple tree>forty fruits on me>deer comes to me>eats one of my fruitan hour later...>deer poops out the remains of my apple>a seed sprouts from the shitthe fact that fruits are so successful is pretty amazing
youre not a tree
youll never be a tree
Anon trees cant use the internet.
>>3582119>youll never be a tree
my dad used to call them crap abble trees because they taste like shit. he may have been a bit harsh but really he was right, let the deers have them.
>>3582119I’d like to be a tree
>an hour laterDeerarhea
>>3582290Suddenly brony ITT
>>3582391in this tree?
>>3582114>>3582119>Had my legs fused and feet planted in the ground>Had bark grafts across 98% of my body>Had chloroplast implants and now get all of my energy from photosynthesis>"HURR DURR YOU WILL NEVER BE A TREE BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL"Fuck off back to /pol/, chuds.