imagine breeding crows to be even bigger and smarter
op seems to want to see the world burn
Just get a raven then?
>>3580353>avian supremacy 2030>humans sent to worldwide monke prisonoh god, and the fuckin' aussies already have a foot in the door with the damn warden
>>3580355Ravens are bigger but not necessarily smarter
>>3580345Want. Imagine 2 meter high crow
>>3580359don't be rude.
>>3580367imagine the carnage everywhere.
>>3580345Imagine stuffing your face into the soft warm belly feathers of your giant corvid wife
Fuck covid, we need corvid 19 to be real.
>>3580380Butt is fluffier
crows, ravens, and magpies are the cuties thingies ever.CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!11 <333
>>3580345>imagine breeding with a giant crow
is australians have crows but they’re actually ravens, we just call them crows. also they sound weird compared to your crows https://youtu.be/Oy-5zAtAmZE
>>3580359you gotta read this anon
>>3580802kek. sounds like a fuckin cat m8
Corvids are rocco's basilisk
>>3580345>tfw you will never breed a crow gfwhy even live
Would you rather be born as a Kea? or a Raven?
>>3580367It wouldn't be able to fly.
Do not do this, if we have 2 metre tall ravens, people will start fucking them
>>3582548Nah. It will be the human being fucked, that I can assure you
>>3582548>>3582570Fuck or get fucked, either way is good
Like something bad
As a young man, my father began the purposeful breeding of ravens in the 1940s, with the goal of raising individuals as large as possible. He collected eggs from the nests and incubated them in an incubator he built himself. The chicks were fed quality food and weighed daily. Those individuals who grew the fastest were always able to continue the family, and others were released into the wild. Over the years, the size of the ravens began to grow. When they were 9-pounds they lost their ability to fly and their wings and tail began to atrophy and their legs hunched. After my father died, I continued the project myself. Today, the largest ravens are 52 kilograms when sexually mature. Their feather cover has turned into a fine latex-like glossy down and is pitch black in color. The ravens stand in a human-like upright position and the muscular upper part of their legs already corresponds to the thickness of human legs. The wings no longer exist but are replaced by short and strong hook-like stumps remotely resembling human hands. The tail is completely gone and the cloak has migrated to where it used to be. The beak is shortened and resembles a human crawl.
>>3582706From the beginning, the ravens have been in their shelter as entertainment on the radio on which they have heard speech. Later, the radio was replaced by a television and then a computer with an Internet connection and large screens. Today, ravens master a couple hundred human words and know how to use them in the right contexts. The sound is metallic and low.Male ravens are very aggressive in nature. They try to mate every time a person steps into a cage and without a long-handled brush or the like it is difficult to control them. Females are downright gentle, but even with them, sexual function is constantly on. When a person arrives at the scene, they often turn their buttocks on offer so that the cloak is exposed, and contract the muscles around it, causing the cloak to pulsate and blink. Females like it when they cloak their fingers and often start repeating the sayings they learn from online porn videos. If you lie on your back on the floor, the female immediately settles on and is able to place her cloak anatomically just right at the human genitals, then starting a rhythmic reciprocating motion. The suction power of the cloak is also very strong, occasionally up to 9 kilopascals / square centimeter. It is difficult for man to resist such forces. The project continues ...
>>3582707It's cloaca not cloak! How can I take your fap fiction seriously if you won't even use the right words for things?
>>3582706>>3582707I was waiting for someone to translate this pasta.
>>3582624who doesn't like the zoo?
>>3580345That's a jackdaw you fucking mutt of a mongrelspawn
is there are specific reason why ravens generally fly at a greater altitude than all other corvids?
>>3580510>>3582548>>3582570>>3582594>>3582706oh mama I fucken love this board
>>3582706>The ravens stand in a human-like upright positionstopped reading
>>3582570>>3582594>get fuckedno that's gay fuck you.
>>3587179Not gay if it is a bird.
>>3587404Truth. Also based.
>>3582904Hi there UniDan.
>>3580345don't try me
>>3587404>>3587471in denial. just like futafaggots.
>>3580345Can you imagine how cool it would be to have domesticated crows instead of mutts. everyone would have their helpful birds like fucking odin
>>3590161Mutts are based tho
>>3580345Aren't magpies even smarter than crows?
hop hop hop
>>3580367Aren't cows already that tall?
>>3590507Last week, I had multiple dreams in which I was attacked by magpies. They don't even live in my area bros. Its only a matter of time until they take me though
>>3590561do you think they can use ABH?