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imagine breeding crows to be even bigger and smarter
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op seems to want to see the world burn
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Just get a raven then?
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>>3580353
>avian supremacy 2030
>humans sent to worldwide monke prison
oh god, and the fuckin' aussies already have a foot in the door with the damn warden
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>>3580355
Ravens are bigger but not necessarily smarter
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>>3580345
Want. Imagine 2 meter high crow
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>>3580359
don't be rude.
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>>3580367
imagine the carnage everywhere.
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>>3580345
Imagine stuffing your face into the soft warm belly feathers of your giant corvid wife
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>>3580367
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>>3580367
>>3580403
Wtf
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Fuck covid, we need corvid 19 to be real.
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>>3580414
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>>3580380
Butt is fluffier
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crows, ravens, and magpies are the cuties thingies ever.
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!11 <333
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>>3580345
>imagine breeding with a giant crow
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cute!
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>>3580418
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>>3580512
>wah
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is australians have crows but they’re actually ravens, we just call them crows. also they sound weird compared to your crows

https://youtu.be/Oy-5zAtAmZE
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>>3580359
you gotta read this anon
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>>3580802
kek. sounds like a fuckin cat m8
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Corvids are rocco's basilisk
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>>3580345
>tfw you will never breed a crow gf
why even live
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>>3580802

>FUG
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>>3580345
Easy VultureXRaven
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>>3580802
AH
AAHHH
EERRRRHH
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pigeon.
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Would you rather be born as a Kea? or a Raven?
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>>3580802
>
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>>3580367
It wouldn't be able to fly.
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Do not do this, if we have 2 metre tall ravens, people will start fucking them
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>>3582548
Nah. It will be the human being fucked, that I can assure you
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>>3582548
>>3582570

Fuck or get fucked, either way is good
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>>3580345
zoophile gtfo
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Like something bad
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As a young man, my father began the purposeful breeding of ravens in the 1940s, with the goal of raising individuals as large as possible. He collected eggs from the nests and incubated them in an incubator he built himself. The chicks were fed quality food and weighed daily. Those individuals who grew the fastest were always able to continue the family, and others were released into the wild. Over the years, the size of the ravens began to grow. When they were 9-pounds they lost their ability to fly and their wings and tail began to atrophy and their legs hunched. After my father died, I continued the project myself. Today, the largest ravens are 52 kilograms when sexually mature. Their feather cover has turned into a fine latex-like glossy down and is pitch black in color. The ravens stand in a human-like upright position and the muscular upper part of their legs already corresponds to the thickness of human legs. The wings no longer exist but are replaced by short and strong hook-like stumps remotely resembling human hands. The tail is completely gone and the cloak has migrated to where it used to be. The beak is shortened and resembles a human crawl.
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>>3582706
From the beginning, the ravens have been in their shelter as entertainment on the radio on which they have heard speech. Later, the radio was replaced by a television and then a computer with an Internet connection and large screens. Today, ravens master a couple hundred human words and know how to use them in the right contexts. The sound is metallic and low.

Male ravens are very aggressive in nature. They try to mate every time a person steps into a cage and without a long-handled brush or the like it is difficult to control them. Females are downright gentle, but even with them, sexual function is constantly on. When a person arrives at the scene, they often turn their buttocks on offer so that the cloak is exposed, and contract the muscles around it, causing the cloak to pulsate and blink. Females like it when they cloak their fingers and often start repeating the sayings they learn from online porn videos. If you lie on your back on the floor, the female immediately settles on and is able to place her cloak anatomically just right at the human genitals, then starting a rhythmic reciprocating motion. The suction power of the cloak is also very strong, occasionally up to 9 kilopascals / square centimeter. It is difficult for man to resist such forces. The project continues ...
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>>3582707
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>>3582707
It's cloaca not cloak! How can I take your fap fiction seriously if you won't even use the right words for things?
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>>3582707
I was waiting for someone to translate this pasta.
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>>3582624
who doesn't like the zoo?
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>>3580345
That's a jackdaw you fucking mutt of a mongrelspawn
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is there are specific reason why ravens generally fly at a greater altitude than all other corvids?
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>>3582707
>>3582706
but why
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>>3582548
>>3582570
>>3582594
>>3582706
oh mama I fucken love this board
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>>3582706
>The ravens stand in a human-like upright position
stopped reading
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>>3582570
>>3582594
>get fucked
no that's gay fuck you.
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>>3587179
Not gay if it is a bird.
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>>3587404
Truth. Also based.
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>>3582904
Hi there UniDan.
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>>3580345
don't try me
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>>3587404
>>3587471
in denial. just like futafaggots.
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>>3580345
Can you imagine how cool it would be to have domesticated crows instead of mutts. everyone would have their helpful birds like fucking odin
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>>3590161
Mutts are based tho
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>>3580345
Aren't magpies even smarter than crows?
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hop hop hop
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>>3580367
Aren't cows already that tall?
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>>3590507
Last week, I had multiple dreams in which I was attacked by magpies. They don't even live in my area bros. Its only a matter of time until they take me though
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>>3590561
do you think they can use ABH?



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