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inb4 that weird zoophile who says "knot" instead of "not" like a retarded furry
>>3505691nah, he had a nicknameforgot what it was exactly
>>3505688Fox Thread #6 Feel Bad Edition
daily reminder that we live in a society
>>3506519Foxes don't have cookies.
>>3506541>Foxes don't have cookies.I need visual proof of that, capt'n
>>3506552Anon is wrong, foxed DO have cookies, and here's PROOF.
so, what is your opinion on the representation of foxes in zootopia
>>3506727I can't stop reading this as zoophilia
>>3506727It's specieist. Maybe it's just the "foxes are cunning and deceitful" folklore bullshit butt literally all the fox characters in the movie were portrayed as criminals (well initially anyway)>>3506778In European markets they named it Zootropolis
>>3505688Don't be knotty anon we aren't like that here
>>3506633You can't fool me! That's a maned wolf, not a fox.THIS is a fox!https://youtu.be/C7mxTEskjQg
>>3506904Lol, they branded it Zoomania here
>>3505631Any of you anons have any recommendations for non-fiction fox books?I've read some fiction ones as a kid, and buying pic related for my niece made me want to read one.
Zooville was probably the weirdest rebrandDon't know what Disney were thinking with that one
This photo contains a fox.
>>3507841IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>3506904Holy shit it's Foxy Dani. You're the guy that thinks he's an actual fox right?
>>3507251Kraut detected>>3507835>ZoovilleWow, that one absolutely takes the cake. While I'm knot saying it was a calculated move rather than an incident that could've been avoided w/ maybe 30 seconds of googling, it is worth noting it IS the company that employs or used to employ such outstanding individuals as Dan Schneider and Bella Thorne>>3507841The photographer of this had to publicly admit he staged the shot. He put cat food on the mushroom to attract the fox, who to his surprise took a good chunk out of the mushroom along w/ the catfood. A tabloid paper that published that photo and a close-up of the fox going at the mushroom contacted a "wild life specialist" to ask whether she thought it was pawsible the fox was looking fur a high, butt received a lukewarm response>>3507871Yeah
>>3507896My joke was meant to imply that Zooville was the rebranding
Hi, fellow foxes. How are you?
>>3507913Oh, my bad haha
>>3507871>>3507971Hey fellow foxes, I feel absolutely terrible.
>>3509785Why is that anon? Do we want to know?
>>3506552he's wrong but fox pussy is pretty small just like their dicks
>>3507896please stop typing like that
>>3512148His tummy had the rumbles that only cannibalism could satisfy.
>>3512199>His tummy had the rumbles that only cannibalism could satisfy.it's called starvation but it's a sad happening
>>3509785abusive people ...they make fox amgeryHECC
>>3506522Pardon my rudeness, but that looks like a gigantic hairy cunt.
>>3512413imagine the smell haha
>>3512148Red Foxes do prey on Arctic Foxes, sadly
What does the fox say?
>>3512707>4AM>Attention everyone, I have an announcement to make>OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>3512942foxes are experts at identifying wood
How do I befriend a fox? This one started regularly coming near my house and napping in the same spot.
>>3505631Luv foxos of any kind
>>3507871>the guy that thinks he's an actual fox right?Wuuut?
Is there a fox webm or gif that never fails to make you chuckle?
>>3512699please please stay safe ...dangerous times ...many glowing hunters on the prowl ...
Have you ever had a crush on a fox?
>>3513645This post is making me feel funny
>>3513658just kiss him anon
I just saw a fox in my garden. Or at least a fox's tail quickly leaving.
>>3514317>quickly leaving.because you didn't have a sufficiently fox sized pot ready, didn't you
>>3505631Why did they convergently come to look like cats? They even do the 'roll on back and bat with paws' thing. They're very feline. Any literature on this? I don't know too much about foxes and I avoid this threads typically because I know who lurks within
>>3514153>just kiss him anonher and fuck it gave me feelies too
>>3513005Leave him be. He must be keeping his distance fur a reason>>3513268Every night I pray may Inari protect all the foxes. As fur myself, I have the almost purrfect disguise
>>3514428They fill the same niche in an environment that we would expect a feline to fill. They even have slit pupils!
>>3514428the gray fox is more feline, and despite the name isn't actually a fox.
>>3515142>>3514731tell me more pleaseHave a faux fox
>>3514725big protect !
>>3514725You think Japan could handle having more fox species introduced?Like the kit fox could live in the tottori desert, right?
>>3505688ayy listen i'm just a furry ion fuck with that enumclaw type shit
>>3515657I think that's a terrible idea. It would go down the road of Australia, where the British brought the Red Fox fur sport killing, and now the foxes are considered "an invasive species" and genocided by another species that certainly theirselves never travelled to every corner of the planet, invading and stealing islands, deserts, forests, tearing them down to build their hives of cities, fast-food restaurants and parking lots
>>3515142Had me fooled. If it is not a fox, then what exactly is a gray fox?
>>3516035>Had me fooled. If it is not a fox, then what exactly is a gray fox?still vulpus, you are fooled
>>3507971doing well, thanks
Foxie fox is growing up to be a real cutie :3
>>3516035A wild dog and most primitive member of the entire canid family.
>>3516243>tanukis are the closest canid to foxes>maned wolf and bush dog are very close relativesEvolution is weird
>>3516243>>3516259>hyena is a kot
tiny foxy kissies
I wish Russian domesticated foxes were more viable as pets. They should breed for other qualities beyond tameness that makes them on the same level as a dog or cat care. With enough budget and time (and maybe genetic engineering to cheat a bit) they could become the third biggest pet alongside the previously mentioned two
>>3516426They're too stinky for a pet
>>3516472that doesn't stop ferretfags and foxes are way better
>>3516472dude just give it a shower like wow dude just close your eyes and turn on the tub water lmao
>>3513268I had a dig through my fox folder to find this, just for you
>>3514428Pic went straight into my "Uh oh" folder.>look like catsPossible distant root ancestry - regardless, it's not surprising that two small, highly nimble, solo-operative carnivorous terrestrial mammals would share many adaptations. Sensitive whiskers and pointy upright ears just make sense.
>>3516259Take phylogentic trees for what they actually are: a guess, produced by institutions afraid of rocking their respective boats and not with capturing what actually happened in the past. They change the damn things constantly. If two species are cited as "closely related" on wikipedia but look nothing alike, and vice versa, just trust your instincts.
>>3516472My bitch smells horrendously no matter how many times i bathe her but i still love her
>>3517201Haha why the eyes edit
>>3517201>>3517222Here's the original
>>3518172why does it tickle when you watch this
>>3518341ASMR induced by visual stimuliThat video doeskn't do it fur me, butt watching animals being brushed, petted and scratched do. One favourite example below:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYNOwN1BHhY
>>3518581This does literally nothing for me because I guess my autism is too strong and behind that video I only see people doing it for those sweet clickbucks
>>3518651True, those foxes all deserve better treatment. Genuine love, for one.
>>3517205>Take phylogentic trees for what they actually are: a guess, Obviously. They're educated guesses, constantly being updated to reflect advances in science.>produced by institutions afraid of rocking their respective boats and not with capturing what actually happened in the past.If that's the case, wouldn't it be more reasonable to resist change?>They change the damn things constantly.For a reason. There's many factors to consider, such as morphology, genetics, and whatever bullshit that doesn't cross my mind.>If two species are cited as "closely related" on wikipedia but look nothing alike, and vice versa, just trust your instincts.I'll use my capacity for thought and speculate that they've originated from a common, normal-looking ancestor that eventually adapted to their respective environments. Just like how humans and the fucking chimps did.
>>3518975>Obviously. They're educated guesses, constantly being updated to reflect advances in science.Still, they'll never capture what exactly happened in the past.>If that's the case, wouldn't it be more reasonable to resist change?They have to comply to the "advances in science" you've mentioned, or they'll lose credibility, losing firm "intellectual" ground.>For a reason. There's many factors to consider, such as morphology, genetics, and whatever bullshit that doesn't cross my mind.So, you're more interested in trusting the dogma established by those self-employed "scientific authorities" than your intuition?>I'll use my capacity for thought and speculate that they've originated from a common, normal-looking ancestor that eventually adapted to their respective environments. Just like how humans and the fucking chimps did.Sure, but how far ago in the past did they diverge? Phylogenetic trees don't give you any answers. Genetic analysis is useless to none as well, since all mammals have a meager difference in their genetics, making it easy to jumble up the tree.
>>3516426What makes them unviable as pets?
>>3518651That's awfully cynical, anon. Just use an ad-blockerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJIzJU3_osg
>>3519278make fun of you a bit too much for being a furry but you really seem like a good guy.
>>3513216No but I like this pic
>>3516426>>3519017They haven't been mismanaged in any way, this shit takes a LONG time. Less then a hundred years of selective breeding is not equivalent to ten thousand+ years of domestication that happened with other animals. They're already very tame, they just don't have the same emotional closeness and ease of understanding humans as dogs do. Hopefully in the future all or more animals can be given similar treatment, or genetic technology can accelerate the process further with selective gene manipulation.
I'm thinking of getting a pet but I'm not big on dogs or cats. Learn me on foxes
>>3519278Foxes have a very natural "I'm amused" face.
>>3506522I had to triple check to make sure this wasn't a bestiality thing
>>3519507>I had to triple check to make sure this wasn't a bestiality thingI think you meant to reply to >>3514725, this post's image is just as fucked up if not worse. fuck fur
>>3519363Terrible pets. If you want a fox in your life just go to the forest or [spoiler]become a fox yourself[/spoiler]
>>3519363>I'm not big on dogs or cats>Butt I want one that's literally a mix of both, all knobs turned to 11>>3519492Being a fox must be the best thing in the whole Universe>>3519515How drunk are you
>>3519581not when you have to be a fox in the uk
>>3519590fuck, I'd take this bet just to be a real fox. it would sound lovely and soothing, even if I'd be sick and hunted and die in a day. if there was a button, I'd know what to do.
>>3519590Purrhaps the impending UK Corona Lockdown will let foxes claim the streets, atleast tempurrarily
>>3520341>tempurrarilyWhy the fuck do you have to type like this?
>>3520759I love foxes so much
Hey, pipe it down wouldcha? I gotta put my kit to bed in a minute!
Duck, duck, fox
>>3525359Someone's getting eaten
>>3525361N-no, he's j-just chilling haha
>>3524438Imagine being lovingly groomed by your foxmommy before curling up and going to sleep safe warm and happyYou’re woken up for a second by a snap and some screaming but she gives you a lil lick on the head and you go right back to sleep againA few days later you find a weird looking monkey with a sharp metal thing around one of his limbs and most of his head missing like something burrowed through itNearby there’s the corpse of one of those tiny wolves but someone else already picked it clean That kind of thing happens. You’ll get the next one.
>>3525997>Imagine being lovingly groomed by your foxmommy before curling up and going to sleep safe warm and happyI can picture this scenario in my head:>I'm sitting on layers of colourful Autumn leaves on a forest floor. It's raining, the kind of subtle rain that can be heard as it rustles on the leaves around you, butt doeskn't really make you wet>I feel a glowing warmth emanating from behind me, my back is leaning against some kind of a soft, fuzzy wall>I look up and I see a giant shape looming over me. Suddenly it moves, initially startling me butt then I make out a pair of brilliant hazel eyes, staring down. I recognize a familiar face. It's Mother>Her head gently descends above me, suddenly I can feel her warm breath, her wet tongue combing the top of my head, accompanied w/ soft wet sounds of her mouth>In response, I push the side of my head to her chest, my cheek burying into this soft wall of fur. I close my eyes and quietly listen to her heartbeat. She continues, w/ each stroke of her tongue, I begin to find myself losing awareness of my surroundings. The weight forces me off my sitting pawsture, I slide onto the floor>Her tongue begins to slowly travel a path from the top of my head, to my neck, to my back, continuing down. The twilight gradually turns to a palette of darker and darker greys. I drift off to slumberlandDunno what to think about the rest of your story tho
>>3517147Here's the winter version to that image's autumn vibe
>>3526799When does it get lewd?
>>3528357Wow :3 Just wish I had that VR set you slide your phone in, it'd be purrfect>>3528363When he grows up and finds himself a nice vixen other than his mum
>>3526799this gave me a shift if anything>tfw had a human youth
>>3528957>other than his mumYou can't fool me, I've seen the video
>>3529232>what is an anomalyAnyway, sometimes we can have nice things that arekn't and dokn't need to be sexual(ized). There are other, different kinds of pleasures and pleasant emotions we can enjoy
>>3529402There is no pleasure in life.
>>3529414Maybe you just have difficult standards. Negotiate, make a compromise. If anything in Life is certain, it's that things could always be worse. Be happy you're knot there yet
>>3529402>>3529956Did they bsn your old trip?!
>>3530012No, after 10+ years it's just had its run
>>3530027imagine the smell
>>3531443What was the old trip?
>>3529402might need your help
>>3507896Schneider worked for Nickelodeon, not Disney
>>3533605Ah I mistook iCarly fur a Disney show
I want to pat a fox butt
>photograph rotating foxes shouting at each other's buttholes>win award
>>3534855Because they're cute and sexy
>>3534855Because humans can relate to them easily and their facial structure is inherently attractive to us. And their social structure is easy to comprehend to boot. Out of all the wild animals on earth, a wolf is one of the few that could be your friend for life with a 0% chance of tearing your face off as long as you have a triple digit IQ. There's a reason we domesticated them so long ago. Even now that they've long since been taken into the folds of our society, the basic reasons we had for it remain. People just naturally like canines.I would express zero surprise if some crazy bastard were secretly inserting primate genes for brain development into them and working on the theoretical basis for a bipedal variant using bear DNA and methylation patterns for limb structure.
>>3534910that's a lot of words for you want to fuck a fox
>>3534914I'd probably fuck a wolf it asked in plain english but foxes? No way.Then again I'd also fuck your mother so my standards are not that high
>>3533285The furst step is recognizing your demons, then confronting them. Who or what is keeping you down?>>3533915>>3534042How rude
Wokn't be long till we begin getting fluffier again
So what's everyone's thoughts on foxes being bred to be domesticated so they can be used as pets without legal issues?
>>3538914I'm against it because they would stop resembling their current wild form. I'm fine with not being able to have one as a pet
>>3538914Perfectly fine. Care should be taken not to let them mix with wild populations though, so they should be spayed and neutered before being sold. They should also not be bred for retarded aesthetic reasons, rather for health and vigor as well as the normal desirable mental characteristics of a pet.
Is there a country where they allow marriage between a fox and a human?
>>3538914If you're talking those Russian domesticated 'frankenfoxes' (however I mean it in the nicest pawsible way), I'll rather put a pot outside>>3539271None atm, butt give it 25 years tops and I unironically think we'll live to see that day. You can help, regardless of where you live, by voting liberal and converting your nazi friends
>>3539262>>3539455>>3539168The thing about the domesticated Russian ones is they're starting to stop looking like Foxes, and just looking like dogs.Which is a massive problem: If you just make another dog breed, then you miss the target of why you're trying to domesticate foxes in the first place.
>>3535380we were hunting for someone who tortured a doggo, but they got arrested. Fox
>>3541435More details, context?>but they got arrested..and got a fine or some other type of slap on the wrist? I too could think of a more tangible way of dealing w/ a situation like that, make sure it was physically impawsible fur them to re-offendHypothetically speaking, ofc
I kind of wish that you needed a license to own pets sometimes, but at the same time I know I would be too autistic to get that license myself and socially awkward autists like me need animal companions the most
>>3542157A woman from columbia who did torture videos. Got arrested because she kiled an american>>3542785Goverments and Licenses : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM9xZSJO4is
>>3542785>I know I would be too autistic to get that license myselfIt'd prolly be an automagic online service, w/ a minimum background/criminal record check and a "service" fee. You'd have to get certified to become a pet owner and "pet breeders" would have to register themselves too, prolly fur a periodical feeEssentially this system would do jack shit about the 80% of shit ppl getting a pet from the 90% of shit byb puppy mills>>3543037>Got arrested because she kiled an americanI do find some bittersweet solace in that in many cases an animal abuser is caught even fur committing an unrelated crime. Dokn't think Colombia practices capital punishment tho, regrettably
>>3505631doesn't one of you fuckers fuck foxes
>>3506522Stop posting post op trannies on blue boards, /po/.
>>3514428Foxes are like transexual dogs
>>3540245Honestly I don’t care that they don’t look much like wild foxes. They’re still vastly different looking from dogs.I do hope they don’t breed in the constant neediness of a dog though.
>>3540245They look, and act nothing like dogs.>>3514428Shared ancestry, same niche. What would a great plains chimpanzee look and act like? Us, duh.
I only seen two foxes , One last year and a few months ago, how Are they really rare in Pennsylvania or are they very good at hiding?