I'm a kissless virgin and my roommate is FUCKING this hot girl every single day and it's driving me crazy. I think it's not fair. I keep leaving to go to the bar or club to drink my sorrows away but i come back to go to bed and i just hear them laughing together.
>>29785590I feel you brother.But can you really blame others for being a weak faggot?
>>29785620I'm incredibly strong minded and physically strong
>>29785590>not fairGo fucking kill yourself.>>29785623You're a little bitch.
>>29785623Then you would have gotten what you wanted
Genuinely tell him you made this happen and show him us. "Hey, man. I made this thing. What do you make of this? How about what this guy said?". He gets hoes, right so why should he not be calm? I don't mean for you to lose favor with anyone for no reason but I think you can agree with me that SOMETHING has to happen.
>>29785651No i wouldn't, any in any real country you'd go to prison for even suggesting that.
>>29785657Go to prison for talking to a girl?
>>29785623I'd like to tell you "then why aren't you putting your strong mind into finding a gf?"But the reality is, "finding a gf" is an impossible task, because the question is incorrect. You can't -make- someone be interested in you.You need to meet people and lay yourself on the table and allow someone to come to you and be interested. But that won't happen if you keep going out drinking by yourself.The irony is, the solution could be the very girl your roomie is fucking: ask them to go out together with you and help you meet people. I'm sure they'll be very happy to help you.
>>29785662No, for blaming me for not having a girl when societial barriers have made it impossible.You are slandering me by arguing that it is my fault when it clearly isn't. It's like blaming a 5 year old with cancer for having cancer... it would be considered hateful and slanderous.
>>29785665How would i meet people when i already know pretty much everyone in the city through my dads charity? My dad is a politician and has a foundation that I run and I've met SOOOOO many people through it, means nothing.
>>29785674My duder, people meeting you as a politician is very, very different from people meeting you as an actual person. Trust me, I speak from experience.Ask your roomie and his girlie to accompany you and meet you some people. From a new angle. Let people meet the real you, not "Mr.Politician's-Son-who-runs-the-foundation"
>>29785671You haven't actually tried and are just making up excuses for yourself, you should be approaching numerous girls daily because later in life you will be looking back at yourself and thinking how much of a pussy faggot you were
>>29785665kek
>>29785590Ask him for advice
>>29785671The only one preventing you from getting a gf is you.
>>29785720>You haven't actually tried and are just making up excuses for yourselfSo you're just openly lying about me now? As I said in any real country you'd go to prison for even suggesting that idea.
>>29785844In any real country you'd be tossed in a cell for saying that.
>>29785848>>29785848You sound like Elliot Rodger
>>29785590>TEEHEEEHEE>MMMMM>OH YES ANON'S ROOM MATE>OHHHHHH>*PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*
>>29785590I'm going to bang my wife a second time today (I'm pretending to be at work making $32/hour while I sit at home) just for you OP. She's going to tell me she loves me and beg me to cum in her without birth control.
>>29785853Name one such country. And what the name of the crime is.
>>29786028Britain, it would be considered hate speech and libel.
>>29786028People have gotten charged for telling poor people the reason they are poor is because of their own decisions, blaming victims for their own oppression is considered a form of hate speech.
>>29785623Clearly not
>>29786036no it wouldn't you fucking spastic>t. bong
>>29786039Name one such example. Who, when, where, link to reliable source.
I am confused here, OP is sperging about being thrown in jail for... what? Talking to a girl?
>>29786181I'm saying the people who are blaming me for being an incel should be thrown in jail for victim-blaming.
>>29786181He's just another Elliot Rodger type incel who thinks the world owes him everything
>>29785623I actually laughed at this. Is this really OP? If so thanks dude, hilarious lack of self-reflection.
>>29786207Yes I am OP.And yeah totally, it's totally a lack of strength and character that I was born short.
>>29786184But you are the one who chose to be an incel.
>>29786214No, I did not choose to be born into a society where it's super easy to become rich, and thus women no longer care how rich you are because every young man is... and thus you need to meet height requirements.
>>29786213You missed the point again lol. thanks for making me laugh
>>29786225Sure buddy, sure
>>29786231>defeated, he attempts to don the mantle of "non-plused" to hide his sorry state
>>29785671Why are Saudi Arabians on /fit/ now
>>29786240I dunked on you this whole thread, literally dancing circles around you.
Ask if you can watch.
>>29785623>I'm incredibly strong minded>I think it's not fair. I keep leaving to go to the bar or club to drink my sorrows away>any in any real country you'd go to prison for even suggesting that.You are not mentally strong, you are an entitled little manchild who was handed everything he could be handed, and since sex and relationships are something parents can't just give you, you've never been handed it yet you still feel entitled to it.Start making moves to improve your situation or perish, you can always very physically and mentally strongly move out from your roomate so no ones mere existence has to make you feel bad and you can alienate yourself even more because that's what strength is.Or you could start to be a little more self critical, you fucking ego monster, break yourself down and begin the long path to self improvement, you ego is your own worst enemy, you may not think you're a narcissist because you "hate" yourself, but self loathing narcissism is probably the most common kind.See you soon.
>>29786224You chose to become an incel. You also chose to not become rich because apparently it's super easy.
>>29786350Actually you need certain genetics to have a relationship, in contrary man are not picky as women and you may hear women saying "men want pornstars only" but it's delusional because they're talking about certain men with certain traits.
>>29786256all you did was make me laugh, you sad little faggot >>29786207 >>29786225 and now (you)'re making me feel a smug sense of superiority, so thanks I guess. Must suck to be an "incel" of his own making.
>>29786431I come from an Ivy League family and went to Ivy League myself, I view you as lower than trash.
>>29786383I am rich, as is everybody else now. And you are knowingly lying about me, in any real country you'd be raped in a prison cell by now.You're also a pedophile creep so i don't care what you have to say.
>>29786437If you're not LARPing and you still made this thread, you are much lower than I could ever hope to be.
>>29786400>Actually you need certain genetics to have a relationshipYeah, basically boiling down to "have a pulse".
My roommate fucked his gf a total of one time while I was home. I asked him the following morning if they could pipe down in the future since I usually have to be up early. He then started spending most nights in her room (she lived 2 floors above us) but I'd see them in the kitchen or common area. Point is I spoke to him one time, and that was the end of it. Now I didn't even go from the >tfwngf angle, but I'm sure if it had continued it'd probably get to me. That FOMO feeling. But the point is, if you don't express your concerns he won't know there's a problem.
>>29786486If you didn't go to an ivy league, you're lower than dog shit.>>29786696And be 6'6 and world renowned famous.
>>29786755Yeah, he totally doesn't know it's an issue despite me complaining to him multiple times.
>>29785671Is this an elaborate troll, or are you that weak?Learn social cues, and be open to the girls that will give you hints. You'll be fine, but stop with the self-pity. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>29786771You didn't say that you had confronted him about it in the OP. What did he say when you asked?And while I think most people should avoid therapists, if hearing your roommate laughing with his girlfriend is driving you towards alcoholism, maybe you should consider seeing one.
>>29786763It's not that you're short, man.It's the fucking Napoleon syndrome, it's repulsive.Grow up out of it, and you'll do fine.
>>29786825I think you're a troll. You need to learn to go outside.This isn't 1840 when all you had to do was be rich to get a girl.
>>29786839And now you're lying again, i hope you rot in hell for eternity.
>>29786825nta but theres nothing elaborate about it lmfao. its the most clear cut instance of bait i've seen in a minute. especially when he started saying the "in any real country you'd go to jail for hate speechabd libel" while simultaneously calling people faggot, pdf file, etc which are way more likely to bs consideref hate speech and libel lol. you also forgot the part where he is incredibly strong minded yet made this thread in the first place.at least he went to an ivy league school though, i think next time i'm fucking my gf loudly i'm gonna use my high school diploma to spank her ass.
>>29786849You don't even need to be rich, tho. The sexual revolution got that hurdle out of the way.I still don't know if you're for real, and your head is so deep up your ass you don't even notice your actual problems, or you're a troll, so if you're one, great job.
>>29785623>I’m incredibly strong minded>literally cries himself to sleep over being single
>>29786873What? The sexual revolution is what made it impossible to get laid in the first place.Women now don't get judged, so they will just get fucked and dumped by the richest most powerful celebrities on the planet, leaving nothing for us.Also, Reagan made everyone super rich, now everyone has a big house and car given to them by their parents at 18.. it's no longer impressive.
>>29786763There are statistically far more 6'6" male virgins than 5'6" male virgins.
>>29786867He started his "in a real country you'd go to jail" shtick some days ago. He's been posting this same retarded shit on many threads.
>>29786926>women being more open to having sex made it harder to get laidThere truly is no understanding of just how low IQ, desperate, lying schizos incels are.
>>29785671decent bait
>>29786926Nice.I genuinely can't tell if you're a rich kid who's never gotten out of their golden bubble, or a troll.Gotta say, I'm leaning on the troll side, but not by much.
>>29786945Imagine having the brain of a toddler and not understanding distribution.I genuinely hope you have brain cancer, because i don't want your awful dumb white trash genes to spread.You are the reason why I look at people hungry and starving on the streets, and just smile, stupid people deserve eternal agony.
>>29786961You're a bad troll.>>29786963I think it's clear you're a troll, if you're on this site, you're an incel, and thus understand what im saying.
>>29786970My IQ is above 80, unlike yours. Can you explain how you see the situation, with your literal mentally retarded point of view?
>>29786986Your IQ isn't above 80 or you'd already know how obvious this is...In 1930... women would be called sluts if they had sex before marriage, so they knew that any man they had to fuck they also had to marry... so they quickly paired up with men in their youth to marry.This allowed every man to find one woman... because as the top tier men paired up with women... it pushed them out of the dating market, leaving only the next tier and the next tier until even incels got paired up with landwhales.In todays society, the top tier men don't need to settle down and marry women to fuck them, since the women won't feel judged... so Drake, Jay Z, and Jordan Belfort, and Andrew Tate can just fuck every single women and revolve them around.The 6'9 gigachads in my city are fucking all the young beautiful women, and the 6'4 guys are fucking all the mid-tier women.
>>29786976I know where you're coming from, but you are, in 1 word, WRONG.But I also know that you can't understand that you're wrong, because your ego and identity are based on those assumptions.I know because I used to be you. Jesus Christ, was I a shithead.
>>29786994>The 6'9 gigachadsDo you live in an Okuto No Ken live action set?
>>29787005Toronto
>>29786994>everything I know about women and dating and sex I learned from my fellow low IQ virgin incel neets of /pol/Elementary school math proves your homosexual fantasy wrong: the number of men and women are the same, men do not outnumber women 10 to 1.
>>29787016>Elementary school math proves your homosexual fantasy wrong: the number of men and women are the same, men do not outnumber women 10 to 1.Holy shit, please learn what distribution means.I guess by your logic if a company earns $100,000 in profit, and there's 10 employees, each employee automatically earns $10,000.
>>29787014Can you owame na mou shindeiru?
>>29787038In your low IQ fantasy world, men outnumber women 10 to 1, and every woman has her choice of billionaire 8' gigachads. In reality, men and women are equal in number, and women want a relationship with a normal guy instead of being a toy to some fuckboy. Just because your fantasies involve becoming part of a huge muscular chad's harem, doesn't mean women want the same thing.
>>29787063kek
>>29785590I had similar happen with a neighbor a few months ago. Since then I've spiralled into deep depression and masturbation addiction, going from a usual ~4 times a week to about 6 times a day. I wish there was a cure.
>>29785720>NO ANON YOU HAVE TO SUBMIT YOURSELF TO THE LONGHOUSE'S HUMILIATION RITUAL!!!nah, fuck off cunt.
>>29786939>There are statistically far more 6'6" male virgins than 5'6" male virgins.Not after adjusting for race/nationality
>>29785720That's silly tho.You should only be approaching girls that have given you a sign that they're interested.It's not a 100% tactic, but there's a better rejection rate.OTOH, approaching all girls that catch your eye gets you rejected by hotter girls on average, so you might enjoy that more.
>>29787063I never once said that men outnumber women 9-1, you are incredibly retarded and clearly illiterate.> and women want a relationship with a normal guy instead of being a toy to some fuckboy. A woman won't touch a normal guy with a 10 foot poll you moron, to women a "normal guy" means Justin Bieber instead of Tom Brady.
>>29787117>if we move the goalposts, then the outcome turns out my way
>>29785590I feel you mate. I share a bedroom wall with my next door neighbors and can hear them having sex once or twice a week. I also have another neighbor that lives behind me and I see him and his hot gf all the time through my big living room window smiling and holding hands. Makes me seethe. I’m 28. My health already feels like it’s deteriorating. All I do is work and feel stressed about everything. Basically accepting defeat at this point. Life’s rough.
>>29786225Didn't read. what's this bitch from?
>>29785590I'm in the same boat but don't blame others since now I know that via my traumatas and the hypervigilance as a byproduct i create a shell that doesn't let any intimacy in. >Try talking to new people, find a girl and you'll stop projecting your hatred on your roommates. Stop using drugs to cope.
>>29785590Ask him if he minds that you jack off every time they're over. Then make loud moaning sounds of your own. Problem solved.
>>29786184Why are you bringing the law into this, that's actually insane. You said you're strong, you're definitely not, you're an extremely weak fagot. Now I've said a serious hate speech term, I wonder what would happen to me for that. I hope your country doesn't have a extradition policy.
>>29786224Where are you from? Switzerland?
>>29787435Any country out of Africa is like this.
>>29787326 Khing to complained about, look at them, while listening to them and wank. I'd love to be in your Shoes.Nobody in my house nor my neighbours fuck.
>>29787458Fair enough. Go for poor, young girls who will be wowed by shiny things then
>>29787467There are no poor girls anymore, everyone has rich parents now.
>>29787512Tell me your country, I'll show you them. I don't know why your attitude is that nothing can ever be in your favour.
>>29787523Because it's so filthy easy to get rich in todays society thanks to Reagan
>>29787512This any attractive girl worth pursing has money.
>>29786400>Actually you need certain genetics to have a relationshipI truly never understood why incels think the best source about sex is other people who have never had sex
>>29785590record him fucking his gf and masturbate to it.
>>29787687Every girl period has money
OOOOOOHHHHHHH FUCCCKKKKKKK ME HHHHHAAAAAAARDDDDEEEERRRR ANON'S ROOMMATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29786926You're either impressively dumb or a poor troll
>>29787710I don't know why people who think the best source about physics is a man who literally can not move! Physics is literally the study of motion!
>>29787742It's very clear to me you're a troll and a shit one at that, this is basic info on this site and even the dumbest people understand it
>>29787148>A woman won't touch a normal guy with a 10 foot pollWhat's a "normal guy"? You make it sound like "the bottom 0.01% garbage tier male".
>>29787938Any guy that is below 6'2, makes less than 250k a year, and isn't verified on social media or have a semi decent brand.Ryan Long is a low-tier psuedo-celebrity, he'd be about the lowest women are willing to go.https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzKFvBRI6VT3jYJq6a820nA
>>29787955You are far too obvious in your trolling. Not even the dumbest, most mentally ill incel is this retarded.
Op, you don't get any pussy because you look and act like pic related. Prove me wrong
>>29786213>And yeah totally, it's totally a lack of strength and character that I was born shortBeing a little bitch about being short shows lack of character, you dumb little bitch.
>>29788046You’re clearly a troll, even the most bluepilled people don’t think normies ever get laid
>>29787955no way your roommate is better than Ryan Long. Also who the fuck makes $250k/yr and has a fucking roommate?
>>29788194Have you not seen housing prices????Everyone needs a roommate in Toronto besides boomer investment bankers who bought in the 90s
>>29785590>>29785623how do you retards keep falling for this troll
>>29785623Except you're just doing the same shit and being miserable. That's a clear sign of a weak mind.
>>29787748Did you happen to miss the part where Stephen Hawking, unlike incels, is not a complete seething retard?
>>29785590>my roommate is FUCKING this hot girl every single dayTalk them into a threesome and get some of her action.
OP just go to asia. You are a loser, but you apparently have money. In asia, they won't notice you are a loser immediately because of cultural differences and you can get laid there. Or just fuck a bar girl. But anyway go to Asia it's super easy to get laid there.
>>29786400>>29786763>you need certain genetics to have a relationship>be 6'6 and world renowned famous.Good genes obviously help, but there isn't a "be world renowned famous" gene, be reasonable.As for height, pic related. It's harder if you're short, but it's doable, you'd benefit from a change of mindset. Pic related.
>>29785590They are literally getting off on your misery faggot
>>29791396Stop spreading lies, lanklet virgin.
>>29785590Jesus Christ you double nigger. Grow some balls. I am literally a 53kg lanklet with blue eyes and I imagine to pull hotties I meet on Hinge. Just rizz a woman up with your words and charm instead of being a miserable sack of fucking shit.Most women except for ones you don't want to fuck care about what you look like unlwss your hideous. If you have some charm and you're nice to them, they'll want your dick on them.
>>29788061Explain the parallel
>>29791499>lanklet with blue eyesSo automatically a 10/10 to all Asian women and most Latina women?
>>29791510And Indian girls, evidently. Pic related.The point is that, even if this makes you a "10/10" to those specific girls, you still get ghosted if you can't hold a conversation or are a sperg and can't "vibe" with them. If you can at least hold a conversation, which I know if difficult with a woman because they're retarded, and match their energy they will be desperate to fuck you.
