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I love you, I hope you come back!
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Ventventventventventvent
I hate talking to people but my mind seems to come back here constantly. Like I have nothing better to do
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>>29011546
I really do feel the need to talk to someone.
But fuck i just get angry.
Maybe I'm just lost...
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>>29011557
Why don't I allow myself to be happy?
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>>29011145
I love him so much...

And he loves me back! He loves me back! Today he said so!

My heart is happy, even if my brain is sad over unrelated things!
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I haven't really felt joy or pride in myself for close to a year. Nothing makes me happy for more than a few minutes anymore. I've failed at so many things that I've just given up entirely. I'm planning on killing myself in about 8 years, once my kids are grown and out of the house. Probably going to take every pill in the house along with an entire bag of D9 edibles.
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I miss my ex-boyfriend and it's keeping me back in life. I'm too scared to ruin some sort of non-existenting chance to date anyone new or plan anything mayor in advance. Rather than find someone who will love I'm sitting here overthinking things and going through scenarios in my mind. I hate wondering if there's some kind of minor clue I'm missing.
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I'm a straight cis woman. Well ... open to new ideas, but I've never been attracted to a woman before.

I met a first cousin I didn't know about on 23andme and I figured out he was trans because of his DNA profile, like, it showed he had no Y chromosome when he shared his profile with me ... and this site allows you to select a gender anyways, like it'll show man or woman, but the DNA results and haplogroups remain.

I added him on Facebook and we talked about how we are related. He's indeed a first cousin related through my mom and his dad. He lives on the other side of the country, but he was raised here. Just didn't really meet him.

I don't know what it was, but I kinda liked his pics, and the way he would write texts ... lol. I can't fucking believe it. A FTM transgender who is my 1st cousin is completely "my type". He's so cute, it's unbelievable. He looks, sounds and comes off to me unmistakably like a man, but young and cute, not feminine. You know?

And since he's FTM, it's not like we could inbreed together.

I keep talking to him. I send him texts every day. Sigh... I'll never muster the courage to tell him I have a crush on him. I'm obsessed. This is so fucking weird of me. I hate myself.
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>>29012011
Well at least you have kids anon, I'd gladly swap lifes.
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>>29012081
A man needs more than just familial success though. I literally have nothing besides my family. Even hobbies don't bring joy anymore, just failure and frustration and emptiness.
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>>29012098
Sorry anon, I hope things improve for you somehow. But still, you're better off than me so that's something. I've got no one, just an empty apartment. Makes it impossible to enjoy hobbies too.
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>>29012069
I guess mental illness runs in the family
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>>29012187
Nobody runs in your family fatass lol
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>>29011145
Everybody hates me. I mean literally, viscerally HATES me. And I mean EVERYONE. People will randomly come up to me and start hurling threats and minute long rants at me, about how stupid, fat, weak, ugly, friendless, etc I am. I will just sit there for several minutes while these people run out of breathe ranting at me about how much they hate me and want to hurt me.

One time I got invited to a family gathering and when I got there people surrounded me telling me that they invited me there in order to threaten me, in order to get the message across to me that I’m not welcome there. Very bizarre. I had no desire to come but they begged me to on the phone. THEY called ME.

It’s not just family though. It’s neighbors, people I’ve only just met, and sometimes it’s people I don’t even know or have never seen before but who know my full name. In my neighborhood I rememebr the first day I moved there neighbors pointing at me and folding their arms frowning, and shooting glares at me. One roided bald boomer guy took off his sunglasses and had this menacing look. I waved and he started literally showing his teeth like a chimp, all raging.

Is this normal?
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>>29011145
She knows it's over. I know it's over.

So let's start dating already, I want to treat you like royalty.
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>>29012260
It's not over till I say it's over.
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>matched with casual friend from work on tinder
What do
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The mafia is almost as powerful and dangerous as the (((them))). I’m learning that they both work in VERY similar ways, except the former are more interested in cash flow than power.
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>>29012260
Ok are you Joji though?
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>>29012303
That's alright, I can wait. I'm a very patient man.
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I weigh 196.3 pounds !
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>ring a call center
>call fails right as I connect to a clinician
I'll take it as a sign
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I still think I can be friends with someone who ghosted me years ago
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>>29012548
Me too anon.

The captcha is SXNOYS. Bad 4channel
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I just realized what bethany meant by liking a clairo tweet .
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the late introduction of pinecone into the conversation is one of the funniest things that's ever happened .
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when I popped them they kept farting
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murtle does not have green eyes .
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I have a new band named chine that is vij cruncher acid - lxhvlx groove .
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Fun fact: I am the source of almost all my own problems
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the most amused ive been with people is their insistence that ar kane invented anything . all the people who lied for ar kane died and everytime an ar - 15 goes off I get an idea . for me hover beats are that - indefinite - and - mean something - .
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it's over .
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I really don't have to get a dna test . my brother is dark so I genuinely don't have to do anything
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buzzoven meme !
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ive had to act throughout parts of my life . .
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I've only ever killed bad people. I worked mostly cladestine, Europe and North America. I should probably go to therapy but they lock me up if they knew what I've done. I'm not supposed to exist, my service record is so classified I can't even get the veteran's discount at applebees.
https://youtu.be/ScNNfyq3d_w
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>>29012860
jej .
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when I was playing my undead priest SOUPONSOUP within bladefist in pvp I did a "laser" rotation heal that was a new thing for wow pvp and in the process proved that I could play wow professionally .
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>>29012860
You'll get that seniors discount soon enough anyway. :P
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He's a rapist!
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When I was a young boy, mentally disturbed old men raped me and introduced me to sex. They sodomized me and then paid a female sex worker to suck my cock.
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>>29012889
Kek. Momento mori, anon, momento mori.
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I remember in college. You would always say that strange whisper into the ears of your friends "I'm going to rape you!" in your fake squeaky voice.
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You may have some strange form of digestive cancer.
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I guess it depend how your brain is !
gulwp .
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>>29012931
You have a brain tumor
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Terrible things will happen to your penis. I can smell it in the air. The scent of your penis. Sniff sniff.
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I went to an art show at a community college i took a class at last semester. There was a girl in that class I wanted to at least get socials from, and I knew she would be at the show so I went. I ended up talking to her for a couple of minutes. It was slightly awkward, but whatever. We talked a little about where we were from and stuff, but it never went further than that. I didn't even ask for any way to keep up communications.

I feel like shit for not having the balls to ask, but at the same time I feel kind of good that I even initiated conversation in the first place. I'm moving soon, so I'll never get to see her again. I guess that's just life.
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I enjoy making you cum.

and I enjoy making you enjoy it.
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>>29012355
And you know this from personal experience?
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>>29012940
that brc infect you !
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edelgard likes brc !
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this a I think grace likes brc hint but next time she eat a sandwich she think about the number 9 !
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keep crying NOLM .
keep crying .
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this is willllllllld . this is fucking wiiiiillllllllllllllllld
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I didn't feel any nostalgia. It just felt weird.
Like a bunch of unpleasant memories I had to go through to grow.
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>>29011145
It's over
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>>29012992
Were you interested in art, or just in talking to someone?
>>29013072
This is Dmitri haus Edeltard
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>>29013174
both, mostly came for the art but her being there was a bonus
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he doesn't know about shadowboom16 !
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>>29013177
It's good to keep in touch with art frens, even though the world can be fuck all confusing to navigate.
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Cindy, sorry for cutting off your ring finger and incinerating it
(Can't tell her that bc she doesn.t know it was me)
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>>29013177
damn i need to go to stupid art shows. last gf was an art bitch and that's what i like. of course they go to the stupid art shows, she did the same thing.
thanks for reminding me.
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>>29012821
My father was dark skinned (think of an average Indian man's skin color but on a Brazilian man), but me and my siblings were all born pasty white just like my mom. The opposite can also be held true. Maybe you're an octoroon and you're not aware of it.
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Don't know if I'm seeing signs of something or it's just confirmation bias rearing its fucktarded head again
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I hate how every time I have to take care of my pussy (trimming pubes, for example) my hand keeps smelling of vagina even after I wash it thoroughly. I have to wash it twice to get rid of the smell.

See, it's not like I have poor hygiene, I shower regularly and I never use soap IN the hole (it imbalances the vag's natural PH) and it's not like it smells exactly bad either (it's a smell that would probably entice a horny man even further, as it's just a hormone-y smell), but I don't like to have my hands smelling like what sex probably smells like.

Then again, my smelling sense is a bit sharp, so, I'm probably one of the few human beings around who can sense that smell at all.
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>Says they care more about giving than receiving
>Quits immediately when they don't get what they want
Yeah okay lolmao
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why this is so funny is that he didn't listen to stengah pinecone so he kept thinking that I didn't play a pinecone then very recently he clicked on lxhvlx groove - lxhvlx machine noise and realized I know what ' ' torture machines ' ' sound like and then he clicked on LAVA WORM GUTTURALS and tried thinking of a way to speak over them then yelled and just barley realized that if he ever raises his voice at me I will ' ' . . . . . . . . . . . . ' ' say something in a language he can't understand and ' ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' ' say something not as loud as him but will then ' ' . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ' ' cut him off and keep making sounds that he'd know are making fun of him . the he clicked on WASP GUTTURALS and realized that ' ' . . . . . . . . . . ' ' that I will speak wasp and bait him into speaking . bo burnham has a 4 inch cock and genuinely one of the funniest things ive ever seen is him hold up his hand .
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LORD GIVE ME A SIGN
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im known for having played with knives and train spikes . my natural inclination would be to use a very large gutting knife and aiming for neck because of how long my arms are then scalping and ripping out his intestines .
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you can break skull bones with train spikes and rupture necks
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people are creeped out . they didn't know you ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
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I have fully taken two virginities so far . .
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>>29013174
jej
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this looks soooooooooooo good desu
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itd be very easy to kill bo burnham with a sword
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jej
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that's my hint jannie !
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it's over
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I feel like everyone who posts the word "heh" knows something I don't and do a deep dive to crack the mystery
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>>29011145
i find women cringe as fuck and very insecure. I'm a king and i see no god damn queens anywhere. i hate commies and gays also, and niggers and chinese.
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I hope she figures herself out soon. I just want her to come back soon. I'm so goddamn lonely, and this stress is literally making me sick.
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>>29013544
Unbelievably based, king.
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bo burnham watch spongebob when he younger and think he the crusty krab and say to himself that he like patrick and when he ask his mom what for dinner she say macaroni then he get hungry and keep watching spongebob then he say to himself that he thinks sandy is hot then he say that his favorite movie is the spongebob movie and he think about what's in a krabby patty then he say to himself that he wants to crush sandy then he say that he likes pepperoni pizza then he think of ranch dressing and say that he wants to pepperoni pizza with bread sticks and he say to himself that when he has sex he'll wear a condom then he keep thinking about sandy cheeks and that he's the krusty krab
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This two girlfriends thing is getting out of hand
Anyway time to trip on psychs at the park and bar I guess
Imagine a woman responding positively to body armor ownership lmfao
It's alright I'm still a failure generally
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I love women but I'll never trust one again.
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>>29013566
lenny will send you something ireland faggot
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>>29013574
Why limit your distrust to just women?
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>>29013549
Anon, when she said she needed time to figure herself out she meant she needed to fuck the most hung guys she can find, five at a time.
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inside the krusty krab !
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>>29013578
This
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>>29013582
Why do you lurk GIOYC threads to post lies and try to upset people? I'm positive this isn't true, as we're not really that far apart. It's [mostly] actually about her feeling too dependent.
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>>29013605
How long has it been since she left you?
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I want to hire an escort because I haven't had PIV since 2019. I'm terrified of getting arrested and/or getting an STD, though. I'm just so fucking horny and fapping doesn't even come close to scratching the itch. I don't know what to do.
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>>29013610
About a week, and we're still in regular contact, just less than before, since we used to be joined at the hip. It's weird not having that person around to just be like "look at this" all the time, that's all.
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>>29013628
If she cut all contact there might have been hope. Right now you're in the emotional boyfriend zone. All the emotional responsibilities of being a boyfriend and none of the sex. This will continue until she finds a guy a with a bigger dick than you at which point he fuck the emotional bond right out of her and you'll be in the creepy ex that still tries to talk to me zone. If you wish to avoid this fate tell her you "need time to work on yourself" and then do not message her until she literally begs you to fuck her. At which point you text "hole pic?" And if she complies you can fuck her. Got it?
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>>29013669
Anon, stop cringe-posting just because you're unhappy with life or whatever. It's boring and you're cringe. I'm big enough to have left her sore, and I'm pretty sure she's more than happy with my "performance", given that I'm the first guy to have gotten her off, and I can do it consistently.
I'm just dealing with the fact I can't consistently show her stupid memes and hear her laugh at them.
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bo burnham is literally that stupid
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If you participate in the "Keto" diet you are technically rejecting Christ.

Enjoy burning in hell, sinners.
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>>29013692
You wasted 10 seconds of my life making me read this and then 10 more seconds typing this out. What?
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>>29013685
If you're in frequent contact with her but she's denying you sex, surely all you're doing is showing her stupid memes? You're not making any sense!
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>>29013700
There's an allowance for a certain amount of carbs, so unless someone is stubbornly (and stupidly, imo) refusing any, couldn't they still receive?
That's without factoring in the fact that you're not obligated to receive every single Sunday, nor was that even the norm until recently.
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>>29011145
>Tfw setting up healthy boundaries is the thing that ends up weeding out the person you wanted to see blossoming in the garden
Indeed
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essex county specifically essex anon !
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Not directed at you btw
Unless it was

Who can tell who is who and why
Nobody
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>>29013627
Gross but you can go to Nevada if you want to fuck hookers that bad. It's legal there
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>>29013809
I would agree with you but Nevada is both far away and exorbitantly priced since its the only place in the nation it's legal. I disagree with your gross assessment, though, but that's ok.
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I want to let my ed kill me. I'm really tired.
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>>29013269
I enjoyed reading this
Aren't there special soaps that preserve the ph balance? I generally enjoy the smell of pussy but during certain encounters it has been a bit much
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believe me mama knew how to get 10 inch brc but she chose 9 inch brc
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mama find 9 inch brc and say that she want 10 inch brc
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>>29013895
A turtle head is going to pop out of your mouth if we don't cure your autism.
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I might have 10 inch brc
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I might have 9 inch brc
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>>29013582
Yeah, I'm gonna bang bigger fatter dicks to get over his. Just because I can.
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recorded on video !
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>>29013093
Down schizo
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>>29013912
There's seriously no excuse for having an unsatisfactory dick. Hit the gym, buddy.
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I have the thickest 10 inch brc !
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>>29013278
You have to be on the lookout for fake people like that.
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I deserve playing with her blood
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>>29014049
pardon but what the fuck
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>>29014057
He rubs her period pads allover himself and sucks on the tampons
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I have the thickest brc !
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I had sex with Tom Delonge. Nobody knows
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bludnymph send that to the thickest brc ! ! !
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I deserve making her ass bleed
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>>29014057
I deserve putting my brc in her mouth
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>>29014083
Blonde rebound cabbage?
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katie deserves brc
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>>29014124
big red cock
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>>29014037
>You have to be on the lookout for fake people like that.
Maybe they just can't live up to their ideals yet? Not necessarily fake, but they're not yet able to be the person they want to be,or think they are, nor able to bring the things into the world they want to bring? There can be other reasons beside "they're fake" that a person's statements don't align with their behaviour.
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>>29014131
Oh clifford, right.
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My bf walks out the house with uncombed musty looking bedhead completely oblivious with a too short tshirt 5 o clock shadow ripped jeans and beat up tennis shoes
I'm a neet slob that doesn't bathe for days at a time but at least I do the basics before I go in public jesus christ. And HE'S the mentally stable one with employment but nobody wants to hire me. Hahahaha ok
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Something about playing acdc in the morning just feels right.
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>>29014214
>can't live up to their ideals
>statements don't align with their behaviour
So they're fake?
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>>29014131
You should get that checked.
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>>29014085
Did he tell you why there's the alien pyramid in Alaska under Mount Hayes? I don't care about his music, I just want to know more about the pyramid.
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maybe
probably
:'(
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>>29014233
Job money status provide guy thing
Be always primped for perceptual consumption girl thing

Just the way it is on this dog flammed twitch of an hearth
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Today was so fucking weird. I spotted a friend of mine a few thousand dollars because he had a really big opportunity that I didn't want him to miss out on because of his financial situation. Me and him are still good and the money isn't going to be an issue but the dude who we paid that cash to tried to hit me up today for more "investment" opportunities and got really fucking aggressive about it when I responded a way he didn't like, which was that I need to see what my friend is going to make happen with the first dollars I invested in him before I am interested in any more. The guy started acting like I was saying I doubt in him, or don't take him seriously, but it's literally thug gangsta nigga posturing bullshit where he started sending over pictures of checks he made hustling. I literally do not care, happy for you but I don't care at all personally about it. I'm just here to help my bro out, and did so because it was what my heart told me to do, along with the bible regarding helping to uplift your brother. My entire day has been kind of fucked up over it because I legitimately am just out here helping my bro out but it's like I live in a different world from these other people. It's just fucking weird. I guess it's because I do. Still, it's been on my mind. I just want to help my friend get ahead in life, not anything more.
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>>29014322
>Always hollow bespeaking nothing material sophist-gendered thingamajig
forgot one
we are cis-sophist inclusive in this chatroom boyo
don't wanna leave anybody out
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specially not (you)

okay srry just *one* parting gift and that's it that's all I swear
purged
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I love you!
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Ignore me all you want. You are only making it worse. You still haven't learned anything have you. Starting to think you'll never grow up. Guess I gotta do things your way and make you idiots do what I say
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>>29014398
>make you idiots do what I say
And if we say no? What, will you tell our parents?
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>>29014414
Then you will all be FIRED!!
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>>29014378
You don't so stupid or else
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>>29014430
Anon, we're only TWELVE. Fire us from what????? From our summer gig picking lemons for the old retired grandpa down the street who gives us twenty dollars each not because he really necessarily is unable to pick those lemons picked from the trees in his backyard himself but rather because he's lonely since his children and grandchildren don't visit often enough and that twenty dollars is a fair market price transaction for your company and services rendered??

Think what would happen to that poor old man if you fired us? You're not a monster, are you?
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>>29014354
Did you and your bro just get scammed?
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You can always start again
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>>29014483
something something endings are beginnings
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>>29014506
https://youtu.be/0fDZD46IZ5Q
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>>29014513
Man, sometimes I forget just how iconic his voice is -- and then I get reminded. Thanks, Anon.
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>>29014378
Pretending it's you for my last last post
I know! I love you as well. Always
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>>29014075
@Norn Jioral
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>>29014568
Im going to try really hard to dream about you again so you do it to so it actually works
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I joined that community in hopes of being greeted and supported by others like me, but instead all I get is unwarranted strife by mixed cliques, with my own people.

So be it then. Fuck ALL of you.
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lemme axe you something RICK
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BTW I would love to point out that one of the most popular TV shows of the last decade had a main character named Rick. That's something special, when I was growing up, Rick was not a cool name.
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Half siblings born within a couple weeks of one another.
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>>29013235
no actually
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I worked at burger king for several years in high school. We microwaved a whopper on high for hours, rendering the whole mess into a floating hard puck in a sea of green liquid, after all else had literally caught fire and burned away.
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Cuckqueaning
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accidentally left my bedroom window open and now the whole room reeks of smoke because of my stupid neighbours combustion heaters polluting the entire goddamn neighbourhood
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Munch on that rug, yeah you dirty girl
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Looks like I need to change my plans again. Fair to say a lot of my data has turned out to be absolutely worthless, thanks to these useless assholes.

I might be able to get somewhere for now, but there will probably come a time when I need to change or adapt and I will have absolutely no warning.
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>>29015652
really? huh. never heard that. had a father and uncle with that name. sure as fuck better than my name.
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W,
My mind hopes you somehow find this and come back to me. I keep trying to rewrite our story and start off a blank slate, but I can't. I should not wish for your love again, but these days have been spent in rough sweats and solitude, mostly. For my sake, let's never meet again; no matter how much I hope for the impossible.
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>>29014483
can you? mighty morph into a fucking baby right now or youre full of shit
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man id take BRICK over my name. brick could be a tough motherfucker. dumb maybe but tough.
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well, that turned out sluttier than imagined. i suppose the turning point was when you put your thumb on my lips while holding my face. still, an oral fixation and unsatiable libido isnt an unpleasant surprise, right?
that was the first time in a long time that i felt wanted. savored. safe. i was unreasonably happy to be allowed to hold someone, much less be held and cuddled. i hope youll let me accompany you.
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Whenever I look in the mirror there's a 50/50 chance I'll find myself repugnant or handsome.
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>>29011145
Wish I knew the timeframe, but I'm sure there's a good reason I don't.

I can't wait to date S and help her grow as a person.
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>>29015970
you better not be talking about my S or I'm going to kick your ass
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If singles, I buy more cigarettes
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Going bald is quite possibly the worst thing to ever happen to me. Lots of awful shit has happened in my life so far but I've always been able to deal with it and cope. Having a receding hairline and wispy straw for hair is a daily struggle which I cannot handle. I only wanted to be beautiful, thats all I asked from life.
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>>29015976
Doubt it. Are you a man?
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>>29016023
yeah
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>>29014471
No, I don't think so. I just think there's a mismatch in expectations and a cultural barrier despite both parties speaking English.
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>>29016057
Then no, different girl. The one I'm into is dating another girl.

Sorry to alarm you brother.
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I fucked up
I was just saying things
and now I look like a fake fuck
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>>29011145
It's crazy just how much relief I felt afterward. I thought I'd cry over that. I did cry a few times imagining it. But when it happened it was like a huge cloud lifted. Suddenly clarity. Suddenly weights and burdens were removed, and I felt happy again. I felt free from the emotional baggage and more that I was now spared from. And I think that's quite telling.

Best thing that happened
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>>29016356
What was?
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>>29016361
Reaching out to someone after several years of not being able to and then seeing them for who they really were.
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>>29016737
I relate to that and the circumstances
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Im really mad paul walker is not alive. Jeff bezos and demon bill gates are running around free with everyones money. But no the simulation decided paul walker had to go. This good looking actor bringing joy had to be removed. While bill gates walks free. Elon musk walks free
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Fed up of all these stupid occasions interfering with my goals. All these stupid bank holidays. Special occasions. Wish it would all just fuck off.

I'm way behind on my plans as it is.
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>>29016783
happy national paper airplane, buddha, carburator, european neighbours, georgia independence, guyana independence, national blueberry cheesecake, national cherry desert, national cooler, national death busters, national dont fry, national heat awareness, national road trip, national sorry, national title track, sally ride, world dracula, world lindy hop, and world red head days.

ur gunna celebrate rite?
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he said im built like a french model,,, i want to see him again soon aaaaa
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>sick with stomach bug
>extremely horny for no reason
>porn makes me gag every time i see it
The holy spirit is possessing me...
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>>29016746
I'm sure you do
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>>29016929
whatever
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built like a french pod
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What to do in this situation?

"TURNS OUT I'm only going to get better if I turn all screens off.
THAT MEANS I'll be able to do ALL the stuff I HAVE to do!
How amazing is that?!?!?!
ALSO
I discovered that besides my best tries I STILL CAN'T DO THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY.
So I can choose between being
>Depressed and living in a mess but relaxed
Or
>Depressed, angry and organised

Seems like a both end badly so wtf am I even doing..."
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I hate my brother and I wish it didn't bug me this much. I don't know why it does. I feel pathetic because of it.
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>>29016941
Are you okay?
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>>29011145
why tf did i just come out of being high being angry as hell
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>>29016973
>What to do in this situation?
Release
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"let jacob say that"
' ' yea my jokes brc ' '
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brc trance
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Just venting a bit. I don't want to burden anyone with my sadness anymore. With my friends, I always cared to help with anything or just listen to them whenever they needed, but it was not common for them (or anyone else) to do the same for me when I needed it. I have been ghosting everyone for a while now, hardly anyone cared to check in on me.
In my experience, people stick around as long as I have something to offer, then I get easily replaced, thrown away or just lose touch over time.
It has to be my fault to some extent, I can be a dick too sometimes or maybe I'm just unable to keep friendships, but I must be one of the most forgettable people ever because this happens every time.
The real problem is that I don't know how to enjoy my own company and be content on my own without needing anyone else in my life.
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Is it a good idea to ignore my feelings?
What I feel and what I think is complete opposite and has been for a while now.
It's annoying.

I know very well when Im being irrational but my feelings will tell me I'm right.
I sadly can't think of any examples so I'm making dumb think up:
>brain says wife likes sweet things so I should buy her sweet things
>feels suddenly say "buy her something bitter, I have a gutfeeling she's in the mood for that, she'll be so happy!"
>wife is disappointed but thanks me anyway

>what...

It happens for very important decisions aswell.

>I have an itch
OMG I GOT SKINCANCER
>I shit blood
meh it's probably nothing

Idk wtf to do, I can't make any decision anymore. My brain isn't working, help.
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>>29017019
It’s not a burden to feel/express sadness to your friends
Not all may be great at offering the comfort you need, but that’s just part of different personalities I guess
Reach out to whoever you feel you can trust, even if they don’t explicitly say so, I’m sure they’d like to hear from you, especially if it’s been a while.
Highly unlike that you’re as forgettable as you think
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Lot of advances in meds and tech will make life easy.

I need anti lazy drugs or anti fatigue drugs.
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>>29016993
My bowels? What?
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>>29011145
That clean energy feeling of a room suddenly uncluttered. Feels so good to take out the trash. Feels even better when the trash takes out itself.
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>>29017106
I'm conflicted about reaching out to them again, but I will consider it. Thanks for your kind words.
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>>29011145
I feel so at peace. All the work I've been doing payed itself off in a big, big way.
Thank you. Truly, thank you.
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Hate work and clean rooms.
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>>29017172
Go for it
May be some awkwardness/tension at first, depending on how things ended/paused?
But believe in yourself, anon
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>>29016769
jej
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>>29017176
lmao
Paid
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>>29017153
same dude tired all the damn tired its all so tiring
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I really hate my life right now. I have been sleeping a LOT lately. I sleep around 12 hours per night and sleep around 4-6 hours during the day. I pretty much stopped attending my uni classes, dropped all my hobbies and now all I do is eat and sleep pretty much. When my friends ask about me I just lie and say Im studying or otherwise busy. When Im asleep I keep getting these very vivid and comforting dreams, its pretty much my only way to escape from my shitty life. I think I truly hit rock bottom and the worst part is that I dont even know why or how.
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>>29017380
Get your blood checked, seriously. I've been there turned out it was a deficiency. Stop wasting time and risking friendships. Life is depressing but not THAT depressing.
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I can never befriend anyone, I am never good at anything I do, whether I enjoy it or not, I used to be fine just being by myself but now I can't even find peace in that, the more I try, the more depressed I become because nothing goes right, people around me, no matter how bad they have it, at least have friends to share their life with and I don't even have that and literally no one fucking understands that because everyone just takes it for granted because being able to communicate with other human beings is fundamental and comes naturally to most but I can't even do that, I want to die
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my cock has very reddish tinje to it . .
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Tomorrow I'm going over to my ex boyfriend's house to pick up my stuff. I'm hoping it goes well, best case scenario I barely even recognize him anymore and I feel like he's become a total stranger. Wish me luck!
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>>29017486
Did you get a new bf, is that why?
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some of you will be able to watch something very soon and a new thing later .
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>>29017488
No I'm single, he dumped me a little over a month ago I don't think I'm anywhere near ready to start dating again.
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Guess I need to look into this. Dread to think how long it will take to sift through everything, but it will give me all the information I need to prepare for the future.
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>>29017498
I don't know about that.
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I have seen my true real flaccid penis length - and its 4 inches . this has happened before but I didn't think much of it .
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very interesting bug genes !
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>>29017523
^___________^
<_________________>
*_____*
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>>29011145
I can't get a read on her.

Hopefully we end up dating, but if not I won't worry too much about it.
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I'm so fucking disappointed and disgusted with myself.
Me and another friend are the only virgins left in the group. And it's been like that for a long, long time.
Today, he said he's chatting with a girl from uni and asking the others if they think it means something and you wouldn't believe how envious I felt. My hands were shaking, my heartbeat rose to the point I had to pretend go to the bathroom for a moment to calm down.
I dread being the last one left. I never believed it would come to this. I was kind of comfortable like this because at least we had this solidarity.
I wish the best for my friend but at the same time I can't imagine how I'd feel if he actually does something with this girl.
I honestly don't know what to do.
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>>29017563
You should inhale the bimbo gas and become a woman so you can lose your virginity.
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flop !
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almost 5 with no arousal . I did not take that picture because of how much pig would occur if people knew I took a singular picture of my cock on my phone . I have never been more impressed with myself and will direct people to the bay area if they are so inclined to take directions .
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I miss you so much…
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>>29017665
They'll grow back anon, if not pry them out and replace them.
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>>29017675
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All I want is to fall asleep next to you and wake up in your arms
>>
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How abouts we compromise a bit and I make you fall asleep in my arms instead.
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You don't want to spend some time with me? Not even a few hours each week? I can't be that boring and uninteresting to you, right? We can just cuddle for a while and then you're free to go.
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>buy same thing from store every day
>check bank and randomly charged $25
>usual purchase is $3

AAAAAAA
you had one job
its bad enough they constantly scre up their own promotional offers and point system then shrug their shoulder like 'sucks to be you'

ima stop buying stuff then. fuck yall
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>suddenly remember my ex from 4 years ago
>considered suicide after she broke up with me
>slowly turned life around, got a good job, moved out and am saving up for a house
>look up her ig
>she got incredibly fat

I expected to feel vindicated or something. Instead I just feel hollow. she was so beautiful and now she's....less attractive. at least I got to fuck her when she was hot.
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>>29016185
Sorry, I'm just really sensitive and paranoid
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You aren’t slick bacific shun
UOHHHH SHE TYPE P IN URL BAR A LOT LATELY SURELY WE’LL AT LEAST GET A PAGEVIEW AS THE
>P
>PRESS ENTER
TAKES PLACE AND THATS ALL WE NEED ONCE THE BLACKMAGICKARTERGICIAN SUBLIMINALS TOUCH EYEBALL

Fuuuuaaaaark off

Your perfume smells like celery after barely a decade
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is it weird that I desire physical contact with men when I'm a straight man
I never had a father, never had friends, never did any of that fighting or sports shit.
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>>29011145
Well. I remember coming on this board to bitch about her teasing me regarding a trip to LA in March this year. I let it go back then because haha we're just goofing off. Right?
And today, she looks me dead in the eyes and flat out tells me to fucking fly out with her for a week and a half. Dates and airport. Hotel.
Guess we're going to LA.
What the fuck.

Don't date your coworkers.
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Surrogacy is just paying a woman to steal her baby. It's so fucking evil. Anybody supporting that shit is demonic
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I'm so... so tired....
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I keep telling myself, next week I'll get my act together, then I say the same thing a week later. I just keep wasting opportunities.

I mean it this time. Next week, I get my act together. I have to.
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Like a while ago I read a weird post where this girl described her bf getting mad at her for sitting on his bed with her skirt on. She was like what why and he's like well when you go to the bathroom the skirt would drag on the bathroom tile and I don't want that shit on my bed. She's like uhh I pull up my skirt when I go piss what the fuck are you talking about. She shared that anecdote like it was a funny misunderstanding and not strange as fuck. Does that mean he never sits on his bed with pants on? I've never given such a thing a thought in my life until this moment. I don't know where I was going with this but now it's out of my brain
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>>29020426
Cheers
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I used to get fucking wasted and just talk to random people from a 4chan discord server but sober I forgot everything they told me and would act standoffish towards them in the chat. It would make this one guy SOOO mad he would be like "reee we talked all night how can you not remember or care about me I thought we were friends?!" and I'd just go dude I don't know who you fucking are LOL. But he'd still message me all the time with random shit and I'd reply back if I was bored and drunk because being drunk makes me social and interested in others. When I'm sober I don't give a fuck about anybody. I eventually left because people were getting fed up with me and it was annoying
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I know about your penis
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Mommy, when I grow up I want to get a psychology degree so I can learn how to fake a mental disability. Tee hee, im so cutesy mommy.
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>>29020932
Cat poster says if you do you’ll have to get certified in another field when you finished.
t. Psych major now in tech
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>>29020932
You must learn surgery, so you can perform psychological lobotomies. You must resection the brains of your patients to cure their autism if the thorazine is not working.
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i randomly clicked a youtube video of a great scene from a tv show i liked, and made the mistake of reading some comments. holy fuck, some people really are too dumb to live, how anyone could miss the entire point so badly of something so extremely simple and unambiguous, i'll never fucking know.
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>>29020786
your information is out of date. it has grown 3 sizes since then and merely shrunken another 12.
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>>29020359
i feel it dube. i think it might be all this mold im breathing in theres been a lot of black mold on my window for a while now. people think its a blackout curtain fro the outside lel. might clean it later idk well see if i can muster the atrength.
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My english is not good at all, and I'm afraid of people finding that out.
When I watch TV shows, I always rely on the subtitles to understand them.
When someone speak to me, if they have any accents, and don't speak clearly like a textbook reader, I'm having a really hard time understanding them.
I can't risks losing this job, it's the perfect job for me. (Remote work + good pay.)
If anybody have suggestions how do I improve my english listening skills, feel free to let me know. (No, just listening more won't help, because I still don't get what others said most of the time even though I've been working with them for a year now)
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I want to kill myself because I'm done with the Universe using me as its chew toy, but I know I'll fail in a horrible way because, you know, the Universe. It won't let me escape and it will give me even more suffering as a result.

There's no escaping it, there's no escaping it at all. I'm entirely trapped. Fighting it is also entirely pointless. I don't know whatto do and this is making me lose whatever little sanity I still have left.
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There is a guy I have never seen in life but saw 3 times in my dreams in different age. Me and him are always the same age in the dream, around 19 or so, while my real age was 10, 18 and 30 in real life. Every dream is always about the same thing. We hold hands and look at the view, sometimes look at each other and I feel incredibly at peace. It's so strange to dream about someone who I have never seen.
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>>29020333
In my view, surrogacy can also be paying a woman to get rid of a baby she doesn't want. Win-win.
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>>29021097
man idk some people just talk stupid aint always your fault. im hard of hearing so i rely a lot on lip reading and filling in the blanks in my head yanno. if im on the phone ill just pretend its a problem with the reciever or somethin and just say like 'sorry could you repeat that? it sounds like youve got a cock in your mouth.' is what it is. if its remote maybe you could get some kinda like text transcription device or service or somethin pretty sure they got those.
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>>29011145
I just want to date her already. We're both into each other.
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>>29021164
what's stopping you then?
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>>29021168
She's with another girl right now. I'm no homewrecker, I can wait.
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>>29020999
Pls no
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>>29021134
Thanks anon, I just figured out Microsoft Teams have a live caption feature, so it will attempt to gives the voices a subtitle.
Without your suggestions, I wouldn't know to try and find out the possibilities.
Thanks again.
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>>29021186
Jesus, yikes
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>>29021344
It might not end well but I really like her, and want her to know how much I care for her.

I'll give it my best shot.
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>>29021351
Disgusting homewrecker, you'll get aids
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Hug me so that I can fall asleep in your arms and just die happily. I don't know how much more I've got in me.
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I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna get off my ass. I'm gonna get a job. I'm trying out tinder.
I always expected things to fall on my lap. Get referred to a job by someone else, meet a girl by someone else, and while it happened to a lot of people around me, it never did for me. I'm going to do it all by myself. I don't need anybody. I can't afford to wait anymore for things to happen. I have to force it.
Only if I still fail I'll say that at least I tried.
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When you see a good girl act toxic it makes me lose hope in other women
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the nickname for the red clocktower on the university of birmingham campus is old joe . phoebe bridgers likes brc
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very amusing that students would do that jannie
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>>29021593
When you see a good guy being toxic it makes me lose hope in other men
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>>29021667
Yes
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>>29021673
I lost hope in people, no matter their gender. And, since I'm also people, I lost hope in myself, too.
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You're distant to a guy, he says you're being cold and harsh.

You become loyal and devoted to that same guy, he says you're emotionally dependent.

I'm beginning to think he's the problem, not me.
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The fact that I still think about the people I hate makes me feel pathetic.
I don't care about them why can't i give myself peace.
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the only observed student population trying to give out credit else where for northern california native american slang is the university of birmingham birmingham england west midlands county united kingdom campus . this is one of the most most stupid things that in observance and twitter stanford et cetera has a sizable amount of data because of me so I am of the opinion that nothing will go well for any student populations that want to say native american's did not invent their own languages .
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>first guy i'm talking to asks me if i want to get married and have kids 1 month in
>second guy gets offended when i don't want to tell him where i live after one date
>3rd guy spams me with calls after i don't reply for one day
so tired of psychopaths and codependent weirdos GOD when will i find someone normal
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i can go the full week without drinking just fine but saturday night I start to get weird, like a little kid the night before a school trip, even if i dont want to I have to go to the store and get a few beers and some booze or it feels like im going to explode, dont know how to explain it really, also weird that it only happens saturday night even though i havent gone out on a saturday in ages, i guess i just conditioned myself
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>>29021690
i dunno bro sounds like you only operate in extremes you bpd or suumin?
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lucille o ' dwyer's secret is size .
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>>29021749
that is normal. sounds like you only want ons. dont wanna marry a bro dont wanna talk to a bro dont want bro knowin where you live or anythin about you...

if your date was through a hole in the wall in a bathroom stall i have bad news for you.
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I didn't take any pictures of the millipedes on my property because some people would have too much of an idea what clen millipedes look like .
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>>29011145
I'd like to think that after the millionth time reading the story about Pilate's butcher-Christing, they would figure out how to issue two pardons per holiday, at least. WTF?! https://youtu.be/YzSmzIUYpR8?t=342
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the millipedes on my property in cottonwood california shasta county are a very unique color of black and aren't the color of wheels .
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>>29021830
you're wrong
one of the dudes actually wanted me to go to his house but i refused because i don't do that on first dates
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>>29021749
i mean, the first guy sounds pretty normal assuming he was talking generally, and not specifically asking to take that step. a month is generally long enough to know if you want a relationship with someone, and before taking that step it's good to have an idea of where you both see your lives going, to avoid any glaring incompatibilities rearing their heads after you're super emotionally invested and have potentially given some of your best years to a doomed relationship. this can even be first date conversation for some people, hell most apps will give you the option to put it in your bio.
but yeah, the other two are weirdos.
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i dont know how people do it. how they get through all this shit. id say im pretty damn fortunate but it takes too much damn energy. i always feel like im one disaster from just giving up on it all. every day that passes im just grateful it wasnt that day. could be today though. who knows.
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>>29021872
oh wow thats pretty creepy. the fuck is wrong with people these days.
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I wish she knew just how terrible how I've felt without her. I've been suicidal almost every day for nearly 2 months. I can't believe she thought I wouldn't care.
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>>29021877
you're right, he was probably the most normal of the bunch but he was also incredibly boring and would literally text me 24/7 until we had nothing left to talk about
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Im so sick of the fights.
I guess we both get to be miserable.
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>>29011145
Internet means there's nowhere to go when your country turns butcher-Christ on you.
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So weird how I decided to go to my old school yesterday night and saw my initial on a white patch of grass on the ground. I always feel like the universe is giving me signs about something but can never figure out what
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>>29011145
I'm not ungrateful for what my community has given me, but they have behaved very weird towards me lately. i force myself not to speak about all that bothers me and i repress everything and hold back from speaking about my needs or about how or i hurt. first of all because no one takes me seriously when i do speak or vocalize something. they just take it as an exciting game of back and forth while disregarding all of the actual hurt feelings that caused an emotional explosion.
in order to avoid that explosion that will just put me in the wrong spot and in the wrong light all i can do is hide and get away from people.
it's impossibile to not get hurt by something ever and if the intention of a community is to keep disregarding that, the community can only be harmful to me.
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>>29021951
but again i force myself not to speak because i am grateful and i don't want to cut chords. but to throw my soul in the fire and sacrifice it just for the illusion of belonging somewhere?
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>>29021962
no it's not even about selfish belonging. i just genuinely appreciate and don't want to stop appreciating. but there's a missing puzzle piece here and it's how I still feel like I'm treated like a wet rag and no one is doing anything about it.
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>>29011145
>HE is sufficient for you.
>Deal with THAT.
> . . . or don't.
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I'm having a hard time staying away from sex chatrooms

Please help
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>>29021987
Cold turkey
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I'm shaking from how hurt i feel. this is how nonimaginary it is. this is what i want people to feel when they gaslight. but the thing is, the gaslighting maybe happened long ago, no one's gaslighting me now, I'm just not speaking clearly BECAUSE I HAVEN'T FUCKING LEARNED TO DO IT. how am i even supposed to fucking do it and be assertive when i could just be imagining things and sometimes i fucking am? but we go back to, this hurt isn't imaginary.
but this hurt could be tied to anything, i tell myself.
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>>29021987
Horny jail
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Help
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tfw realized that my mother does not
love me and therefore the "mom will be sad" reason for not killing myself is not true
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avoid "good girls" with low self esteem at all costs
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>>29011145
swallowing bullets for you. i hope you felt that broken voice over the phone. at the same time i hope you didn't. because you won't get the same treatment (of me swallowing bullets). because it doesn't need to serve as reassurance that I'm there and will always be.
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>>29022121
why, cause you see them as perfect bots who won't stand up for themselves in case they need to? just say 'avoid women' at this point, and only give that advice to yourself.
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why are connecticut anons so quiet ? do they remember all the girls they grew up with moaning for brc and fitting together so nicely ?
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>>29022134
They have no self worth and will lash out at you behind your back with low quality men
You cannot have a partnership when one partner thinks they are trash
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>>29022158
lack of boldness isn't lack of wisdom. sounds like they said something that stung, or that they were right, if you need to avoid a whole category of people at all costs.
lack of boldness doesn't correspond with lack of self esteem either. if they bitched about you the lack of esteem was in you, who they weren't appreciating was you not themselves lol
stop projecting lack of self esteem on women
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yet again I have reminded myself that foster's isn't the brave little toaster .
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>>29011145
I thought someone would want fellowship, instead of being a Christ-kill Devil-fuck all the time, or banding together a communal Christ-kill Devil-fuck for some pariah they commence upon as prey.

Are you all sure there's NOBODY, anywhere, who wants fellowship, instead of evil? I suppose I'll not give up, until you're all dead. Just apprising you of your standing.
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I am yet again reminded of who I conquered and what they once were .
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disney lost a bet which is why their series cars is like that .
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because disney hates my family so much they are still forced to communicate with me . they never did much and needed help with everything and just tried creating an illusion that they have hydraulic pressing plants and crushers which they didn't .
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>>29021987
How long have you been using sex chat rooms?
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junkworld was disney .
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>set wallpaper of anime girl getting hugged
>remember I never even got hugged
>now feel bad when I see it
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disney was really close to getting crushers but never got them . they had an assembly line and that's it .
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and everyone in los angeles will be reminded of how much disney fucked up the crushing scene .
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still remember when i worked in disney customer service and someone sending an email saying they'd off the ceo and commit because disney wouldn't release some tv show
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eternally facepalming desu
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disney never had gameshows that was someone else .
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they got close with julien and lucy in the crushing scene .
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>>29022439
jej .
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I am an evil witchy spinster that lives with her cats, fear me GIOYC!
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>>29021690
He is
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>>29022495
Just kidding, I 'm a doggo spinster too!
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' ' fuck you I hate the wizard of oz ' '
' ' genuinely because you thinks it's so funny to talk about the second book I will read your comics so we can understand what ya comics is because all you ever did on that stupid fucking account is do the writing ' '
' ' wow and the facepig thinks it's sooooooooooo wonderful to treat others like they are meat ' '
' ' I hate the stupid red underwear picture I am so numb to looking at it that I will almost laugh when I think about it ' '
' ' do you even understand how funny it is when you say you can play like flipper? ' '
' ' wow the fucking pig the fucking facepig who hates every brown face except the one in birmingham and wow he sent the stupid billy hatcher joke again ' '
' ' you are so precious for saying that we finally did something correct with the crushing scene ' '
' ' tremor doesn't know what the fuck you're saying ' '
' ' whaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuut we don't get to breed with austin and he gets to pig stick another blonde girl and wow she doesn't have green eyes so it's not the soda meme it's the she doesn't even have red eyes meme ' '
' ' if you ever eat cereal again and record it we will have someone drive in and walk around the river trail ' '
' ' I WAAAAAAUUUUUNT TO BREED AUSTIN WHY DOES PHOEBE PHOEBE AND PHOEBE GET TO GET PIG DICK ' '
' ' I did not know vince's joke of his band dark signs which was from ear to ear but austin left the band is the album cover of punisher and genuinely ive never been more impressed that when the hammer falls has become that fucking stupid ' '
' ' I don't know who vanessa is ' '
' ' why don't you take murtle to a face eating then ' '
' ' WHUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PIG IVE EVER SEEN ON A FARM WILL YET AGAIN RECORD HIMSELF TAKING VIRGINITY WHUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUAUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUU ' '
' ' you already said you've only read to the third wizard of oz book the easy way ' '
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tell me whyyyyyyyy
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Zoomer girls in their 20s look so much hotter than millennial girls did at the same age (xennials also looked hotter than core/late millennials.)

Skinny jeans are an abomination. Flared jeans look so much better.
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>>29022033
huh oh uh yeah what is it?
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>>29022517
that poor animal. why did you do this cat poster. why did you selectively breed dogs to their own detriment just to satisfy your insatiable lust for floof? youre a monster.
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>>29022595
I'm a cat poster not Cat Poster. Also chow shows are cute!
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>>29022589
thank god i upgraded my closet with a few pairs of flared jeans then
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>>29022577
Put you grasses on!
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>>29022608
Thank you. Please keep wearing flared jeans. Don't let them die like they did 15 years ago. The more girls in flared jeans are, the better the world gets.
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' ' we wanted phoebe to cry because you didn't find the kirby triangle ' '
' ' she is not related to any of us ' '
' ' my least favorite thing I have ever seen is the kirby triangle ' '
' ' why don't you tell pete that your dad is still friends with sierra pacific and fuck her on spring gulch ' '
' ' whatever you said in your sleep when you slept on the side of the road by sierra pacific makes me wonder if you really are related to frank baum ' '
' ' you are really the most annoying latency pig that ever all of ever has ever said anything ' '
' ' pete got away with saying brc in our minds but trey never got away with saying that ' '
' ' meshuggah already did cow solos but your rendition of your new ragas is so amazing that we will drive by the cottonwood cows you took a picture of ' '
' ' they will know we drove by ' '
' ' the most stupid fucking thing I have ever seen is you talking in your sleep into that camera ' '
' ' WHUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AUSTIN GETS HIS FAT PIG COCK UP FOR MURTLE AND WILL PUT IT INSIDE OF HER ON CAMERA AND SHE WILL KEEP FARTING AND SPEAKING IN HER ENGLISH ACCENT BUT AUSTIN DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE WILL PIG FUCK THE MOST PRETTY AUTISTIC BLONDE GIRL WITH GREEN PURPLE RED BLUE BROWN BLUE GREEN DING DING BLUE EYES IN ALL OF ENGLAND'S HISTORY AND HE WON'T EVEN DO WALES THE HONORS OF FUCKING ALL THE PRETTY WELSH GIRLS WHY DOESN'T WELSH ROYALTY JUST FEED THE DRAGON PRETTY WELSH VIRGINS AND MAKE EVEN MORE FARTING SOUNDS WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUAUUUUUAUUUUUAUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MURTLE WILL KEEP SAYING IT IN THE VOICE OF HER PEOPLES ? ' '
' ' you have the most disgusting fat large pig dick that I have ever seen ' '
' ' I have never dranken a red bull kill yourself ' '
' ' WHUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUAUUUUUAUUUUUUUAUUUUUUUUUUUU AUSTIN WANTS TO WAKE ETHAN UP AND REX UP BECAUSE HE WANTS THEM TO KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ' '
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>>29022610
cute
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' ' mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm crushing is so fucking hot isn't it ' '
' ' the hottest thing ive ever watched is what came out of paradise ' '
' ' I think you're a pig because when I put on lxhvlx groove - lxhvlx machine noise I will keep farting ' '
' ' mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is the pit boss that nus and xoth chose really that ready to take an english girls virginity ' '
' ' I know a place but I think the person you're engaged to will get mad and say she doesn't want you doing that ! ' '
' ' not by the bridge and not in a parking lot but where o where will austin take murtle's virginity and he is now so aware that me saying weak to anal got him up what a pig ' '
' ' then finish the 7" I bet so many of us will fart because of lxhvlx groovecore because for me that what pete wasn't good at ' '
' ' wow and are you going to make her do an asmr because of how much you dislike katie even though she likes brc timed a thing so you can look at her face while she was stopped at a flash light and in the fishnets mask so you know that everything is real except whether you're 10 or 9 wow ' '
' ' mike doesn't know this but the most amused ive ever been with him is when he did real xenomorph gutturals because of whatever yours would sound like ' '
' ' DOES QUEEN MAMA AUSTIN WANT MORE PRETTY BLONDE GIRL ASS BECAUSE HE WILL ONLY FUCK BLONDE WOMEN AND mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I bet he didn't cry at the end of the mario movie ! ' '
' ' I refuse to ever say your other name ' '
' ' you are a real pearl pig im not kidding ' '
' ' does - - the - . . . . . . . . austin ! want more . . . . . . blonde ass ? ' '
' ' mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm please tell me why you think lxhvlx noise acid is for me one of the hottest things i'll ever hear ' '
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i'll = crusher
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I'm all out of hope
One more bad dream
Could bring a fall
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>>29022556
>>29022634
>>29022718
What the fluff did I just read?
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she kinda thought this was a brc
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>A hot guy sits next to me on the bus when there are other empty seats next to other people
>Our legs and arms touch for 2 hours and can also feel him staring at me
>Doesn't try talking to me at all
Why do men do this
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>>29022770
Why didn't you say something then
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>>29022774
Because I'm socially inept
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>>29022748
jej
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>>29022819
jejunum?
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>>29022847
yes
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>>29022912
Lol
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>>29022933
plump plump plump trip
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>>29022941
You shall be named jejunum, as in full of shite, lol. Enjoy your trips, shite.
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>>29022950
very rare plump moment !
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' ' it even have hot dogs so you reveal ' '
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' ' that tom paper when he say that he fuck plump he give away that if he watch plump suck a lot of hot dogs he'd wanna twerk and clap his ass ' '
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plump like that hot dog in her mouth and when she go on walk to store she think that hot dog look fat and when she eat hot dog she think it taste good and yea I know she wanna ass clap for hot dog but how I know she like hot dog is that she say that she hungry
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she just brought ' em up !



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