Previously on ATOGA>>28196578ATOGA-Bar Edition
do you see yourself ever getting into the situation illustrated in the Original Post? or something like it?
In for 300lb BP
>>28198656what? crazy ai generated demonic ufo cult?
>>28198656I sure hope i will. Do you?
>>28198658Why d u take pics of 4chan threads?
>>28198658Also, what‘s with the squiggles on the pic?
>>28198656No because I'm not schizo
Women, do you ever get jealous of your bustier friends?
how do i get a girlfriend??do i have to go out to the club? tinder/bumble never works- didn't have high hopes either. never have really tried dating websites like plenty of fish, but I'm willing. where are the girls who are actually looking for guys?probably the most asked question here, but im new
>>28198674I am the busty friend.
Girls, can I haz cheezburger?
>>28198666I’m CIA >>28198671see above
>>28198674Back when I was a teenager. Being flat is pretty nice as you get older.
>>28198677Do I ever get jealous of you?
>>28198682sounds like cope, hag
Do you think men look more attractive when they're smiling, or when they're looking stern? How about women?
>>28198674when i was younger i did but now i've got enough boob to be ok
>>28198680Heblo? CIA? Yes; how‘s it going? Btw i mean everything i write on this website. Please take me to area 51.
>>28198676>how do I get a girlfriend???Meet girls (doesn't matter where)Keep making jokes about sex???Profit
>>28198686They look better when they have true joy on their faces. Usually will include a smile but doesn't have to. Something about the sparkle in the eyes and the way that the eyes "smile" is otherworldly. Truly beautiful. I've seen it only once directed at me.
>>28198694You’re too old only 18-18 year old girls get backstage access
>>28198683Probably. My friends and my sister do idk. >>28198695You have to admit this was really fucking funny i laughed like a retard
>>28198686generally, smiling but sometimes it depends on the guy
>>28198702Oof can i go as one of the alien monsters though?
>>28198685Projecting much? Why are some of you guys so toxic. Is it because you have nothing else going for you in life cept to shitpost online?
I just want to brag that yesterday I had best sex with my husband since a long time
>>28198703I'll light my tiki torch and join a Human Supremacist march for you any day.
>>28198713No, no jezebels allowed. I forgot to mention the girls also have to be devout Christians.
>>28198700I'm convinced that the ability to summon up this look at will is the one true thing about the statement, "Sociopaths/narcissists/insert-buzzword-here are incredibly charming"
>>28198656you mean divine liturgy? yeah its pretty cool
>>28198726<3>>28198730Sounds boring i don‘t want to come anymore
>>28198738You can always try to build a personal relationship with God/Yeshua through repentance. You still won’t be allowed into Area 51 but you can be like >>28198725
>>28198686when they're blowing me, desu
>>28198674Yes, had like one friend and sometimes felt like I was only there to highlight her
>>28198686Girls always tell me they like my smile and I'm really cute doing it
>>28198740>since a long timeThat doesn‘t mean anything. It just means sex with her husband is usually shit and this time miraculously it was slightly less shit. i pity her.
>>28198698but where are they? where do they hang out?
Why can't men have such tongues?
>>28198756Thank god they don‘t that looks gross.
>>28198751No, thats you projecting your past onto her. The best in a long time doesn’t mean it was bad before. Don’t pity her, she’s happily married. Meanwhile you’re on an Angolan snake charmer forum wasting away your youth shitposting while you could be like her.
When sexbots (Translator's Note: Sex Robots) become advanced enough, then will me being bad at sex be sufficient proof that I am a true human?
>>28198760>your pastWhat would you know about that? >could be like herI was and it was hell
>>28198725where did you meet
Why are you gay?
>>28198759You should get that checked out anon.
>>28198674Yeah. But then I see how much she has to pay for clothes, and I feel better lol
>>28198769I‘m not. Why are you?
just fucked a beautiful transwoman in her pussy. i cummed inside her.
>>28198765>What would you know about that?That you’ve made shitty choices in your past and that discolours your perception of marriage. Even before this post you exuded the tone of a woman lashing out. But I’m not perfect either, no one is. The important thing is that you can always change and take that first step.
>>28198779Ok. Good for you.
I'm reading Anna Karenina atm and I highly recommend it to atoga. Very enlightening regarding certain things indeed lol
Are Macbooks a status symbol
>>28198677Do you ever feel bad mogging your friends?
>>28198779This nigga bragging about fucking a dude lmaoooooooo
>>28198725No, *I* had the best sex with your husband!
>>28198787Only for the lower classes
>>28198786Like what? That you get suicidal when you‘re unhappy but suppress it? Very profound indeed.
>>28198692When did you decide you had enough boob? Where is the line?
>>28198784Tinder? Is it really work?
>>28198786You're too late, I already read it, and I even Levinposted last thread.
>>28198692So what you are saying is you got fat
>>28198779ftm or mtf?I cannot imagine anything worse than fucking an mtf in the pussy
>>28198798This is about the quality of discussion I expected lol
>>28198803Then you have no imagination, smoothie.
>>28198781>made shitty choicesIndeed. The shitties of them being falling for the religious good girl larp and getting married. >you can always changeAnd i will because humans always grow but i don‘t feel any need or desire to try to be anything i‘m not.
>>28198778because you're so cute
>>28198800I don't remember the name of it, it was 7 years ago>>28198751Not true
>>28198807You’re still married. And you always will be. What the government says is irrelevant, God has the final and ultimate say.
>>28198808Ok that‘s it. I‘m gay now too. For you.
Why do some women feel the need to betray their identity/race/people/religion etc. ?
>>28198811>God has the final and ultimate sayGood thing god and i are one and the same then
>>28198801It's great isn't it? With which character do you identify the most?
>>28198812l u bb <3
>>28198815There's only one race. The human race. Our true enemy is the machines. If you don't understand this then you are a tool of the machines.
>>28198815To spite you
>>28198644how to pull guys if i dont have social media or dating apps?
>>28198815Why men don't?I want a white bf
>>28198816Nah, you’re a divorcee who spends her time seething as happily married women on 4chan.
>>28198819*faints because this is too beautiful for me to take it*
>>28198826Get social media and dating apps
>>28198829The only one seething here is you bb<3
>>28198818I am Karenin. What did I do wrong? Why do you despise me? Go ahead and leave me. I forgive you because I still love you.
>>28198656Some sort of alien cult? Only if they were hot aliens.
girls, does pro-choice automatically mean pro-creampie?
Why are men more interested in collecting photos of women than they are in actually dating them?And no, it's not just me.
>>28198839Dating is hardJerking off to pictures is easy
>>28198838>girls, does pro-choice automatically mean pro-creampie?Pro-choice does not mean pro-STI.
>>28198826Go to college and wear something that shows legs, ez
>>28198839I don't collect any photos. I only save images to my computer so that I can post them on 4chan, and then I delete the pictures once they're posted.
>>28198833If that makes you feel like you’ve “ won “ this interaction then great.
>>28198831no i dont want to do that. what can i do other than that? i am not bad looking and skinny.
>>28198846Post the fifth last you saved please
>>28198822Orher humans make the machines,stop trying to blame others>>28198825Enjoy getting btfod when the guys family comes by and wants to meet you. Youll always be treated as an outsider
>>28198840>Dating is hard>Jerking off to pictures is easyI'm sure that's true, but does actually spending with actual women really not have *any* advantages over jerking off?
>>28198849Do you have any interactions with guys your age? School? Work? Talk to them
>>28198845I got done with college a few months ago and have been single ever since
Why does my cock taste weird? Take a taste and help me figure out
>>28198855Oh it has plenty of advantages, don't get me wrong. Women are amazing. It just takes a lot of effort and, for some people, has an unacceptably high rate of failure. So they don't even try.
>>28198644whats something subtle that you find really cute when girls do?
>>28198848Are you the anon who thinks you‘ve won an argument if the other stops replying? That would explain a lot. Conversation aren‘t about winning, they are about learning from each other and putting into words what you might not have put into words before. But since you think it‘s about who‘s got the better truths, this would add up.
>>28198858>Why does my cock taste weird?Do you wash it? Like, ever?
>>28198849What kind of men do you like?
>>28198856I work from home so not much chances there, other men i occasionally hang out with are my friends from school and stuff
>>28198852I saved this and posted this on 4chan on Monday. Now I'm going to delete everything in my Downloads folder.
>>28198865No, I don’t know who you’re talking about. I’m usually on /lit/ not here. But it’s good to know I’ll have company in your head for the next little while.
>>28198867only with your mouth and my gf's when I get her to do it
>>28198873Kek>>28198877Please go back to /lit/
>>28198868im partial to shy lanklets, but im willing to settle for anyone cute and not boring
>>28198834Ah yeah I saw that coming lol
>>28198877>I’m usually on /lit/ not here.Not that Anon, but are you reading anything good at the moment?
>>28198848I keep meeting freshmen international student chicks from south america and they're all so fucking hot like god damn how can one continent have this many qts? My friends from back home say I shouldn't pursue them because they're too young but I feel like they'd behave differently if they were seeing these chicks I knew. t. 28-year-old phd student
>>28198881>im partial to [...] lanklets,We know, you're a woman.
>>28198839Because you always reject me. That's why I have to collect photos of my imaginary gf
What do women think of men who have a strong vocabulary?
>>28198883Currently rereading pic. Read it annually as it’s my favourite book. Finished Soseki’s “ Three Cornered World “ and that was great too. I’m big on imagery.
>>28198839I don't know. I like collecting pics and videos of women which can give me (You)s.Never went on social media and saved someone's picture.However, I'm not a virgin.
>>28198870Date your friends then
>>28198898I like that
>>28198889idc about the height much, as long as they're like 5'7 im good. i just like skinny guys.>>28198906if i was into them or they were into me, we wouldnt be just friends. they're my bros.
>>28198900That's been sitting in my to-read bucket since July. I'll have to move it onto my shortlist so I can talk with you about it soon.
>>28198917Just download bumble and write a good bio describing what you want or dont want etc
I hate my good eyesight. I have 25/20 vision and every time a cute girl is close to me it's just too much. I can't function properly. Are there glasses that make your vision blurry?
>>28198900Nice choice, my favorite book. I don't have a cat, so I named my dog behemoth
>>28198839some are reaction images. Others are just (You) farms. And then some just go in my fap folder that I really need to fucking delete
>strong vocabulary>strong body>not an ass burger>actually fuckable face>they still wimp out after I ask them out (say yes first but change their mind after)And you fuckers why I'd rather fuck a sex doll. Just say no; it's not that hard. When did you start caring so much about hurting my feelings?
>>28198656I got some AI lions made for you.
>>28198926dating apps are botnet. is there no other way?
>>28198923It’s excellent, avoid anything that could spoil it for you. What’s your favourite book? Are you into prose, imagery or ?
>>28198939You can approach a guy you like irl. But the safest and most varied option for you is bumble.
>>28198939We will soon enter a hellish dystopia where you must physically fight the robots every day to defend your loved ones, and you're already chickening out of swiping a few bodiless bots online?
>>28198868someone who can take a joke, isn't boring/anxious all the time, easy going, willing to try new stuff etc
Either gender.If your parents saw this image somehow, how would you explain it to them?
>>28198947You don’t need a woman you need pic.
>>28198950>>28198956i got the same advice from my normie friends. but if anons are also saying this then this is truly the only option. i have to get over my digital hermit stance and stop being a /g/tard. hope it's not too late, thanks anon(s).
>>28198963Hello, I heard you talking about me..hi
>>28198964MMy dad would reel his head back and ask "What the hell is that?" verbatim, then would immediately forget about it after I tell him (not that I save cringejaks on my phone). I don't think my mom would be able to comprehend what she's looking at.
>>28198963Normal people. Try dating apps
“Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.”State gender, and what do you think of this Confucius quote? Fine words and an insinuating appearance pretty much what an "alpha male" is
>>28198980F. Yes, anyone can fake being a good person, but it usually falls apart quickly.
>>28198964I‘d explain in detail for two hours and then they would still not find it funny.
“ Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger “. What do you think of this Confucian quote?
>>28198980>Fine words and an insinuating appearance pretty much what an "alpha male" isYes, if you're 12 you might think that
>>28198971Kek, it's never too late. I got a feeling you'll be much happier after being on it. Good luck to you !
>>28198991thanks anon! all the best to you for whatever it is you are seeking :D
>>28198983Shes right, I’m a guy and it never works long term. That being said, the first 4-6 months are usually pretty great
>>28198980You mean my tweets defending black people don't make me stunning and brave? Impossible.
>>28198898they r fags
>>28199006Because relationships aren‘t meant to be dragged out longer than that.
>>28199008okay I'll prepare your room then
>>28198943I'm simple, I like stories and character work. When it comes to translated novels, I'll inevitably be reading the translator's interpretation of the author's prose, and only catch a fleeting glancing glimpse of the author's unvarnished prose in its true form. What I like most is to discuss a book though. I have no fun reading a book all by myself, and it's way more to share thoughts with another person, like a random passing anonymous stranger on 4chan.Here are some of my favorite books. What about you, what else do you like?
>>28199013This is actually true, by that time naturally the man would impregnate the woman and they would work on a family. People tend to forget that love is a tool not a goal.
>>28199016Thank you. Can you put some tulips in it please?
>>28199022okay sure. I'll leave some chocolates too.
>>28199020considering you're nothing but a young smuch, your opinion of things of a longterm nature doesn't matter. I'm not gonna call you an incel, but you're clearly inexperienced.
>>28199033That‘s nice but the flowers are all i want. Can i bring my own bed sheets?
>>28198799when i had enough for cleavage + people started saying i had nice boobs >>28198802what i'm saying is i finished puberty
>>28199018Have you read other Dosto stuff and War and Peace?
>>28199038Yeah I'm not an incel, but neither a young smuch (also don't know what that word means, because I'm esl). But why would I be inexperienced, a lot of movie and novel shows this nature of relationships, and it's not an coincidence that when the kids leave the house many marriage breaks.
>>28199045I'm 19 and still can't make cleavage... let's hope that day is still ahead for me :')
>>28198644are you happy with your job?
>>28199041yes, you can do what you want with the room.
>>28199059>Narrator: It wasn't.
>>28199059Cleavage is overrated tbqh
>>28199045>finished pubertyYeah I'm not interested
>>28199059Any girl can make cleavage. Just squeeze harder.
>>28199052I've read Notes from the Underground, and I'll be revisiting him again eventually. For Tolstoy I've also read The Death of Ivan Ilyich, but I lost my place when I was reading War & Peace and I didn't have the courage to start over. I did watch the 4-part 1966 Soviet film version of War & Peace though, and that was fun.
>>28199059it probably isn't but that's ok ive seen lots of pro-flat sentiments over the years, there's a good crowd for u
>>28199045What about Second Puberty? The one where women who aren't satisfied with their bodies have a chance to grow again? When does that come along?
>>28198674I don't have any
>>28199083I think I'm the expert on what my body can and can't do, thanks>>28199092I'll give up hope when I'm 21, until then I'll be praying for boobs every night
>>28199056>lot of movie and novel shows this nature of relationships, and it's not an coincidence that when the kids leave the house many marriage breaks.> But why would I be inexperiencedlolAccording to you stupid logic, Captain American and the Hulk are real because you saw them in a movie. Stupid idiot.It's pretty obvious to me who are the incels, the 0 life experience idiots (like you), etc in these threads by the dumb shit they say.
>>28199101Good movies and novels usually describe real life phenomena (and no, capeshits are not good ones)And what is your life experience with this that goes hard against my statement? Maybe the family were too narrow for it, but basically relationships either end in some project or fail on the long term.
What do girls mean by "make cleavage"? Either you have it or you don't.
Anon, are you afraid of the dark? Did you drink enough water today? Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson? Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
>>28199065I'm so fucking bored at work right now.
>>28199128<3How much longer till work is over?
>>28199086Hey you're pretty well read, are you the anon who said he's mainly on /lit/? And are you M or F? Notes from the Underground surprised me because I expected something totally different, the underground man resonated with me way more than I expected. I thought it would be a character study of one of Dostos typical antagonists, a well educated atheist and "believer in progress", but he was much more sympathetic than that. Also consider reading Tolstoys other short stories (and his folk tales), they're all good. And you must go through with reading War and Peace, it's the comfy family drama of Anna Karenina interwoven with epic civilizational struggle (and essays, lots of essays). Also impressive that you saw the soviet movie, I thought I was the only one. I credit Anna Karenina with getting a gf
>>28199127>Anon, are you afraid of the dark?No>Did you drink enough water today? No>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson? No>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?Not off the top of my head
I started working a part time job solely for kind of related experience for my grad school apps and a coworker was like be honest, how do you feel about this job and career field and I told her I’m glad I didn’t pursue it because it’s boring and doesn’t pay well… she literally discussed pay with me one dayBut then she got offended… what is the issue here?
>>28199121It means squeezing your boobs together, dear ESL. It's the same "make" as in "make a fist". Some poor girls are unable to make cleavage because their breasts are too small and/or far apart.
>>28199149>the pay is lowOk, you agreed on this earlier>it's boring as hell, I'm glad I'm not you lmaoRude
Guys, do you have a nickname or euphemism for your penis?
>>28198964My dad wouldn't care. He stopped caring about anything related to my private life and what I do a long time ago.
Ladies, beard or no beard and why?
Girls, would you consider riding your bf like a horse and shouting "giddyup!" while whipping him?
>>28199127No, no, no, yes.
>>28198846>>28198891>>28198934>>28198903I wasn't thinking about collecting pictures generally, I was thinking about the kind of guy who is becoming increasingly common on dating apps, and who is clearly only on there because he's hoping to collect nudes. When you say to him "Sorry, I don't send pictures to strangers, but hey, why don't we go for a drink together?" he will turn you down flat. This, despite the fact that he was previously bugging you for nudes, and must therefore presumably think you look okay. I really don't get why someone would turn down the opportunity of a date with a flesh and blood woman, but still want nudes of her.
>>28199155No.Do you have for your vagina or boobs?
>>28199164Only if he was okay with me making him use a horse dildo on me afterwards.
>>28198947>I have a 2-bed/bath apartment, can a femanon come live with me?Baby, don't you think we're moving a little fast here?
>>28199127>Anon, are you afraid of the dark? No.>Did you drink enough water today? Yes.>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson? No.>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?Never tried but I'm sure I could follow a recipe.
>>28199162A nice beard is usually better than no beard, but no beard is better than a half-assed beard.
>>28199127>Anon, are you afraid of the dark?Usually only if I hear a weird noise, or watched something scary recently.>Did you drink enough water today?I'm on my first bottle, woke up about 2 hours ago.>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?Never heard of it.>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?I don't even know what it's made of.
>>28199179No, I'm just lonely.
>>28199186my thoughts exactly
>>28199137>Hey you're pretty well read, are you the anon who said he's mainly on /lit/?Couldn't be me, I don't belong anywhere. The sooner I leave 4chan, the better.>And are you M or F?NOW I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
>>28199178He would be delighted to do so.
>>28199155>Guys, do you have a nickname or euphemism for your penis?Ugh, no, and I can't stand it when women give it one, or refer to it as "him" rather than "it". It makes me feel like a paedophile.
>>28199195This sort of win-win is what relationships are based on. I hope you find your cowgirl someday.
>>28199175No but I often joke about myself as the leader of the itty bitty titty committee.
>>28199201>. It makes me feel like a paedophile.anon I...
>>28199162>Ladies, beard or no beard and why?A neat, clean, well-groomed beard, because it makes me feel like you're a man rather than a boy.
Let's finally settle this. Do guys prefer to coom inside girl's mouth or on her face?
>>28198674No, I've always been the biggest of my friends. For some reason, skinny tall chicks gravitate to me.
>>28199212Inside mouth, having her willingly gulp it down is unbelievably hot
>>28199201Wtf really? Like even as a joke?I talked to a bf's dick and pretended to talk shit about my bf by saying that he is really my bf and the guy attached is just his assistant. I thought it was very funny at the time.
>>28199212mouth normally but on special occasions I'll coom on her face (if her face is coomable)
>>28199212In her mouth
>>28199155Nope. Feel like I should, though. I mean what if I take him for a walk in the park and girls want to pet him? I can't just say "his name is penis!" or something like that.
>>28199127>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?No. Do you want to watch it together?
>>28199212Speaking purely for myself, in her mouth. The things a skilled woman can do with her tongue feel too good for me not to want to feel them as I cum.
>>28199204You don't have the tenure to be the leader, but membership is still pretty special.
>>28199204That's cute. Reminds me of my ex.
>>28199127>are you afraid of the dark?No>Did you drink enough water today?No>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?No>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?Yes a trans woman taught it to me
>>28199219nta but hot
>>28198656Only if i piss off the cia enough that they send the greys after me
>>28199218What if she spits it?
>>28198644So I had posted this a few threads ago>So I had a bit of a shitty night with my class. We were doing a meet up at a bar and I came in late. My friends were sitting near my ex gf. The only free seat was literally right next to her. I sat down and said hi to her. She acted like she didn't know me and picked up her bag and went to another table. It hurt me really bad and ruined my night.>After our breakup she said she wanted to be friends and I waited a couple of weeks to give distance an messaged her like a friend asking how she was doing and to show I felt no ill will towards her. We messaged each other back and forth for like a week and then I thought I did my job and we stopped.I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and suggest she was just going to talk to other people but the fact it was immediately when I got there... idk>Did I do something wrong? I feel like shitI left the meetup early and took a picture of the street because there was a cool fog and posted it to my instagram story. When I checked back to see who viewed it I noticed she was among one of the first people to do so. Why?
>>28199225I used to love watching it as a kid. Haven‘t seen it in a long time. I always wanted a tree house like they have, with the star gazing window. And the monkey ofc. Yes, i‘d like watching it together!
>>28199219If it's really and truly a joke, maybe; but I've been with more than one woman who felt the need to anthropomorphise it in an unironic way, and it really bugged me.
>>28199251anon you have to move on
>>28199249That's kinda gross, but still, the sight of her lips around my dick is too hot to pass up. I'd feel bad messing up her face.
I'm dating my first girlfriend ever, it will be our sixth date now. We cuddle, make out, talk about our lives, date every week, text inbetween dates, so basically already are sort of a couple, whether you call it like that or not. We did not have sex yet, but she already agreed to come to my apartment at one point and ... yeah.But I never voiced her being my girlfriend, I never called her like that.Should I ask that question on my next date? >"C-can I call you my girlfriend now?" >"Y-you are my g-girlfriend, right?">"D-do I understand correctly we are g-girlfriend and b-boyfriend now?"How should I make clear she is my girlfriend to me without seeming cringe and insecure?
>>28199227Wdym? Like swirl around the tip and stuff?
>>28199260Put the ball in her court, just casually ask "would you consider me your boyfriend?"
>>28199262>"No, actually that's Chad. You're just my emergency option.">"O-oh. O-okay."
>>28199257I know but it just really upset me. And the fact she decided to look at my instagram story afterwards is just baffling to me when she did that.
>>28199240Thet wasn't my intention either.>>28199256You don't see how it's so anthropomorphize-able, though? Like it has a definite head, responds independently to stimuli and is somewhat uncontrollable by a guy, makes me happy and complements me by getting hard, can be shy and not want to come out of a guy's pants, etc. It's all silly fun at the root of it, but it's obviously very easy to make that sort of comparison to a cute extension of the guy you love with a mind partially its own.
>>28199277Maybe she was worried you posted about her. Since you decided to bring it up again, who broke it off, you or her?
>>28199254Found a pic of it
>>28199260don't ask any of that shit, it's cringe. There doesn't have to be an official announcement of her being your gf, anon. If you want to, you can introduce her as your girlfriend next time she meets a friend or whatever for the first time
>>28199254>>28199290It's a deal then. I'll watch one of your favorite movies if you watch one of mine.
>>28199294I didn‘t know there was an anime. I‘ll have to see if i can find it.
>>28199289She did. She called me and she said she wasn't ready to be in a serious relationship. I can understand yknow. She then said we can just be friends and she thanked me for being so understanding. After awhile (i cant remember if it was a few weeks or a month), I just sent her a message asking how she was doing. I was just trying to show I didn't hate her or anything and we messaged each other for a week.
>>28199261>Wdym? Like swirl around the tip and stuff?Does no one teach women how to give blow jobs any more? What you do with your tongue is literally the most important part of the experience! (Seriously, why do men not explain stuff like this to women? You'd think it would be in their interests!)Don't use the tip of your tongue, use the flat part in the middle. Try gentle side-to-side movements across the sensitive spot (which is roughly under the frenulum, but is in slightly different places on different guys - mine is off to the left a bit, for example - and also moves around a little depending on how hard the cock is).When you're moving the cock in and out of your mouth, let it slide all the way along your tongue (the underside of the shaft is also quite sensitive) and keep going with gentle side-to-side movements as you do it.You may have to experiment a bit to see how the guy likes it - ask for feedback - but women more often go too fast and too hard than the other way round - stroke with your tongue rather than flicking.Some guys like having the tongue pressed against the urethra too, but I find that uncomfortable.
>>28199280>can be shy and not want to come out of a guy's pantsSorry, what?
>>28199324It's hard to get a soft dick through a zipper, in my life experience.
>>28199321Ah yeah, no i do that. I guess i just didn‘t word it well. Basically caressing/stroking firmly but gently and rhythmically. Thanks for writing it out.
>>28199269>Wtf congrats bro, how did you do it, I never got this farBy just being myself.No, seriously. I never hoped to get a girlfriend ever, but suddenly this girl, who I would've definitely deemed out of my league, approaches me first and asks ME OUT.
>>28199260If you want to sound like some total weirdo then go on ask them, otherwise not
Ladies do you or your friends like black men? What's so special about them or is it just a 4chan thing?
>>28199334>>28199299Okay, I won't.Should I just call her my girlfriend in some context? And if she stays silent and doesn't go>UHM ANON ACTUALLY YOURE MORE LIKE A BROTHER WHO STICKS HIS TONGUE IN MY THROAT SOMETIMES TO MEtake that as confirmation?
>>28199338>Ladies do you or your friends like black men?I don't dislike them. They're not really in any way different from white men, unless you count the shape of their lips when you kiss.
>>28199338I don‘t like or dislike people based on the color of their skin but based on their personality.
Any virgin girl here?
I wish I had a gf to snuggle with.
>>28199352>Any virgin girl here?Since virginity is purely a social construct, sure, why not?
Is it true only 1% of women graduate high school as virgins?
>>28199357I wish i had a bf or a gf to cuddle with.
>>28199333don't let the incel posters hear this they'll burn you alive
>>28199356I'm looking for a girlfriend.
>>28199321Men don’t explain it because talking about dick is gay
>>28199338>>28199357>>28199365Stop your bitter incel spree already.
>>28199369... as long as I am a virgin in my mid-20s, I am technically an incel myself, aint I.
>>28199374Wrong board, you want >>>/soc/
>>28199365>Is it true only 1% of women graduate high school as virgins?Yeah, when I graduated, only the smallest toe on my left foot was still virginal. That's probably about 1% of me.
>>28199341Why are you so insistent on knowing whether or not she's defined as your girlfriend? You should be able to tell how she feels towards you and that doesn't have to be quantified in a binary way. As I said, just introduce her as your girlfriend if you're absolutely insistent and you get the chance, but don't try to force it because it feels weird.If you ask her, you're effectively implying that she does all the things you've done together with people who aren't her boyfriend.
>>28199361Have you ever had a boyfriend?
>>28199357My bad i didn‘t mean to tag you.
>>28199383I want to deflower your left smallest toe
>>28199382That's also the wrong board. There's no right one.
>>28199374nobody wants to date a lowly sperg like you
>>28199260im so exhausted of men and always thinking about sex man>WE'VE BEEN ON A FEW DATES IS IT ENOUGH FOR SEX NOW >I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GF'/BF IS IT TIME FOR SEX NOW >we're dating but we haven't had sex yet :((((((it's like it's really all men think about then they get mad at women for changing the "muhdern dating"
>>28199382Aren't there only degenerates?
>>28199380incel is more of a state of mind than a literal thing these days. for example, having sex with a prostitute doesn't cure inceldom, even if you technically aren't one by strict definition. if you don't hate women, you aren't really an incel
>>28199396That‘s why i just fuck them right away. Then you can fond out fast if they are interested in you as a person too or just wanted to bust a nut. If his enthusiasm and attitude changes after he got some pussy, blocked immediately.
how do I cope with the fate of women not finding me attractive
>>28199361>virginity is purely a social constructWomen never keep this energy when a guy older than 20 is a virgin
>>28199384This guy is obviously some autismo don't go harsh on him>>28199341If it comes off as natural then yes you can say that and see what happens. But if you are cuddle and not just hug way it's more than obvious imo that she considers you her bf. Big chances is she waiting for you to take steps.
Men, would you consider going vegan or vegetarian?
>>28199395Would you like it if I called you a lowly worm?
Any girls who are saving themselves for marriage? What's your limit in terms of kissing or more?
>>28199384>Why are you so insistent on knowing whether or not she's defined as your girlfriendI just don't know how its done.As for why, I want to make my parents/grandparents proud by telling them I have a girlfriend finally. They've been nagging me. And calling someone a girlfriend behind her back, without her confirmation, is probably cringe.Maybe I'll ask her>Can I show the photos we made of us together to my parents?To the same effect.
>>28199361>Since virginity is purely a social construct, sure, why not?WE'RE HITTING ROAST LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE
>>28199407Change your looks.
>>28199399I despaired over not having a girlfriend. Without blaming women. I never agreed with the incel mindset, but I used to feel incel ... just not a woman-hating incel.
>>28199411I would rather die than give up meat.
>>28199428I hope you do so soon.
>>28199409>This guy is obviously some autismo don't go harsh on himI think it's needed to be harsh because I want to drill it into his skull that it's a bad thing to try and force these things because it's what can really end up hurting a relationship and I want the best for my little anon
>>28199387>Have you ever had a boyfriend?I've had several. Quite a few times each.Sorry, I'm messing with you, it's just that virginity isn't a real thing, it's just something people made up. Given the most sophisticated medical equipment in the world there is no test you can perform that will reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. Literally nothing happens in the body or brain that in any way distinguishes a virgin from a non virgin. They're physically identical. So, you know, I can choose to be a virgin today if I feel like it. Or a non-virgin. They're exactly the same.
>>28199411I already went vegetarian. What happens now?
>>28199440You get seven thousand good boi points.
>>28199415If you are really that worried about it, you can curve it by talking about how you're "with someone" or "seeing someone" now. But if you fuck a girl after several months(I know it hasn't happened yet but it sounds like it will soon) and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoself>>Can I show the photos we made of us together to my parents?It's not as bad as "hey are you my girlfriend" but it still kinda comes across as weird? Not because you want to show her to your parents but rather because you seem to seek the validation for doing so.
>>28199411Absolutely not. Never.
>>28199440Have you transitioned yet?
>>28199434I guess you can’t call guys incels because they’ve chosen to be non virgins
>>28199424Have you ever had a boyfriend?>>28199434https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability
>>28199396Anonette, my dearest friend, I assure you a 100% I was not always thinking about sex. Maybe as one of the few men alive, I took a genuine interest in this woman's mind and soul, not just her body.During our first and second date, I never once touched her beyond friendly hugs and I never tried to. I tried to get to know her, as a person, without paying much attention to her body.And only after we started kissing on the mouth and she became comfortable with me caressing most parts of her body, only during our fourth of fifth date, I started thinking about sex, because I would have to be biologically impaired not to think about it at that point.
>>28199411If you find me a healthy, tasty, cheap substitute, yes.It's not like I'm morally tied to wanting to murder animals, but I'm not willing to make that sacrifice for them.The day I can get a nice juicy NotSteak tm that tastes, looks & smells like a real steak I'll likely stop eating meat
>>28199413You would never be able to look me in the eyes and even mutter that to me, dumb incel moid
>>28199396Put yourself in their shoes and imagine you have a ravenous appetite for naked girls. Suddenly their behaviour is understandable.
>>28199434Virginity is definitely a thing, but it's completely meaningless and I hate how much... importance is given to it on both sides.If you pay a prostitute to fuck you, you will be no different than before
>>28199442Really? Boy, I sure hope not.I went vegetarian to appease my own conscience, not to impress girls.
>>28199411No, I'm straight
>>28199439Your heart is filled with hate. You should read the bible.
>>28199405You're very clever for a whore.
>>28199408>Women never keep this energy when a guy older than 20 is a virginI couldn't care less if a guy is a virgin. Quite often the reasons *why* he is a virgin are significant; but his actual virginity is not. For example, are you a virgin because you smell unpleasant and no one wants to get close to you? If so, and if you are going to *continue* to smell unpleasant, then I probably won't want to get close to you either; but if you can get rid of the smell, then we're good, and your actual virginity is irrelevant.It's not the fact that you haven't had sex that's the problem, it's the reasons *why* you haven't.
>>28199396>making my girlfriend sexually frustrated enough over several months that she physically drags me into bed
>>28199434Hi, you should probably refrain from posting in this thread because guys are trying to get answers from the average woman and most people who you meet aren't thinking in werid radical political terms like you. Most people understand what virginity means in this context. Thanks.
>>28199411Considered and rejected. Life without chicken or fish might be survivable, but both?
>>28199411meat industry is pretty evil and a lot of the masculine excuses defending it are really just addiction to low quality peasant feed shit, but the end game for me is raising my own or at least having a personal local butcheruntil then bests i can give you is fasting
>>28199483nobody cares, homo
>>28199471I do have a few tricks up my sleeve.
>>28199260Under precisely what circumstances would her being your girlfriend be measurably different from her not being your girlfriend?
>>28199469Don't listen to her, she's a bich.
>>28199486you would if you saw
>>28199409>But if you are cuddle and not just hug way it's more than obvious imo that she considers you her bf. Big chances is she waiting for you to take steps.We kiss on the mouth. And we don't cuddle in a le friendly hug way. She leans on me and I caress her whole body at this point, minus her privates.So it's safe to assume I am her boyfriend in her mind already? (Maybe she's very touchy or something.)
>>28199490don't cry so much, incel scum
How do you find girls who don't care if a guy is a virgin?
>>28199475>>28199447>fat incels talking smack online while my vegetarian brother is running marathons in military gear with a loaded backpackkek
>>28199495Make sure to obsess about it and ask all the women you meet right away
>>28199489No idea, really. I just want to make sure I can call her "my girlfriend" inside my head and when talking to other people, without lying to myself.
>>28199411I’m vegetarian already, but vegan might be too far. I’d have to research what exactly I’d have to do.
>>28199492I've more than you ever will, since I'm a Veterinarian who spent his internship and first year of work working with animal/food inspection and farms, but sure, anon.
>>28199498Did everyone clap for him when he announced it?
>>28199502all I'm going to tell you is that you should stop thinking of your girlfriend as a whore that does this to random guysyou disgust me
>>28199495How do you find a girl who does care but the opposite way
>>28199498is that supposed to be impressive? I did my first marathon at 19. I'm sure even as a child I was more of a man than your faggy little brother
>>28199445>But if you fuck a girl after several months(I know it hasn't happened yet but it sounds like it will soon) and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoselfWe have been seeing for "only" a month and sex isn't a done deal yet, "merely" kissing.>and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoselfDo I? Everything happens to the first time, how am I supposed to know the conventions of when someone becomes my girlfriend.>Not because you want to show her to your parents but rather because you seem to seek the validation for doing so.Okay. I guess what I'll do is to suggest we visit my parents during some date, they have a very nice suburb home with a large garden and I can use that as a pretext for a visit there.
>>28199510The art work reminds me of the ghibli heidi anime. Looks like a combo i might enjoy. I‘ll check it out.
>>28199411I'm allergic to fruit and some nuts so fuck anyone who arbitrarily puts limits on what they should and shouldn't eat. If it isn't a health issue, you should be grateful and eating it. But yeah, obviously being vegetarian, or worse, a v*gan, is not viable for me.
>>28199504did they have you scoop out the excess shit from the cows stomach hole before you gave them their lifelong dosage of mutant mass growth hormone or did they just have you on forcefeed tube duty for the chickens
>>28199476Everyone understands what virginity means, it's just that it isn't real. It's like having a special word for someone who has never been to the beach, or a special word for someone who has never eaten peas. Sure, there is no ambiguity about it; you can define the term in a way that makes its meaning absolutely clear; any given person has either been to a beach or they haven't; but after they've washed off the sand, the fact that they have been to a beach doesn't actually *matter*; nothing is measurably different about them before and after their first beach visit (except that they may be slightly better at building sandcastles); so there's not actually any *point* in defining a word that means that, or obsessing about whether people have or haven't eaten peas. It is equally pointless to make a fuss about "virginity".
>>28199512>you should stop thinking of your girlfriendOh, so you called her my girlfriend already, that sort of answers the question inside my head whether she is. Thanks.>girlfriend as a whoreNever did ... She never even held hands before she met me, and she's 20 and pretty. She's the opposite of a whore, if anything.
>>28199527seethe more, mentally ill anon. It's hilarious to look at
>>28199533Since when is someone‘s age and how pretty they are a factor on wether or not they are a whore?
>>28199545I never called anyone a whore. You brought that concept into play. I think she is *the opposite* of one, as she had 0 sexual experience with 20.
>>28199548That‘s adorable. I always loved it too.
What could I do on a date on a Sunday, when most museums, cinemas, galleries and so on are closed its cold, so outdors activities arent fun either?(Life in provincial Germany be like that.)
>>28199502>No idea, really.If even you don't know what her being your girlfriend actually means, what does it matter whether she is or not?
>>28199579It's an emotional concept.Anyways, most women in this thread said they would never kiss and snuggle with a man they don't consider their boyfriend, so that's my answer. She likely thinks that way as well.
>>28199578Forget the date. Play videogames and watch anime. Come back where you belong. Quit pretending you're too sophisticated for us now.
>>28199578Go for brunch or coffee. Bakeries are still open on sunday in the morning. Go for a short walk if the weather allows it. Cook something together. Make a movie night.
>>28199578movies, food, short walk, coffee, etc
>>28199582I really like women a whole gosh darn hecking lot.
>>28199517You don't know what it's like to do the backpack runs they do in the military, huh
>>28199582we don't even notice you exist
>>28199587>Quit pretending you're too sophisticated for us now.I would like to derive joy from simple solitary activities, but that pleasure has forever be stolen from me after having a girlfriend burned my dopamine receptors like a drug.
>>28199450>Have you ever had a boyfriend?sadly no
>>28199597I do, since both my dad and 1st brother were army men, so they kinda forced me. Keep coping, deficient cuck
>>28199531this anon gets itYeah sure, going to the beach once will maybe learn you a few things, but simply stepping on & then leaving again isn't comparable to a person who rented an apartment & went there daily for a month.And even so, what did you lean by going to the beach that's so important to your life
>>28199493Are you really this retarded or just like to hear obvious things
ITT, sex havers trying to gaslight virgins into believing "its no big deal", even if they would despair being deprived of it for even a year.
>>28199606How old are you?
>>28199616I think he‘s just trying to rub in to the incels because he thinks he „finally made it“.
>>28199514Stop acting like it's not a thing, just look at red flag bingos
>>28199533>Oh, so you called her my girlfriend alreadyyes you idiot that's the pointeveryone here knows she's either your gf or REALLY stringing you along cruising straight for a bad time.>Never did ... She never even held hands before she met me, and she's 20 and pretty. She's the opposite of a whore, if anything.You don't understandIn your head, she is making out & cuddling with a random guy. Doing that is what a slut does. It's disrespectful to her that you would think this way
>>28199616I am very clueless about social and especially sexual interactions.If being a male who browses 4chan didn't give that away already.
>>28199622that's simply not true, flat earther
>>28199620this but just having a gf in the first place and not really just the sex
>>28199621what is this? I'm 19
>>28199578Coffee then walk then cake?>it's cold so outside isn't funwhy, just gives you a reason to huddle closer together
>>28199623I am not, my African American. I am still a virgin and this is a general frequented by mostly normies who talk about intimacy like it's the most natural thing in the world.
>>28199631>bill nye ensures its all perfectly normal and sustainable
>>28199620what makes you think the people telling you virginity doesn't matter are sex havers?I know it's nothing because I got a gf, had sex a few times & I felt no different after having sex. I learned far more from the relationship than the sex.
>>28199578It's called "Cold Weather Chicken". You both go outside anyway, and the first person to admit it's too cold loses.
>>28199620I haven’t had sex in 7 years, I’d rather jerk off than have casual sex.
>>28199554You said she may be touchy and meant kissing and cuddling with dudes by that>>28199623They may see that even a social retard can be loved by a woman>>28199630Then yes she is your gf
>>28199650>I know it's nothing because I got a gf, had sex a few timesThanks for proving my point, spoiled fag.Sex havers dont value sex, because they had it already. For those who didn't, it's like missing air. Except you don't die. But simply rot away in despair.
>>28199627The red flag bingo includes virgin I meant she cares cause she wants a virginDOOFUS
>>28199652you are basically a virgin
>>28199660No woman want a virgin
>>28199632Why?>>28199635Are you white?I'm looking for a girlfriend
>>28199656>You said she may be touchy and meant kissing and cuddling with dudes by thatI must admit I did. Does that make me a horrible person?Despite being an autist, I got dragged along to clubs, dance bars and the likes and saw women making out with randoms they most certainly wouldn't consider their boyfriend on the next morning.
>>28199671My point exactly
>>28199673>why?Because of this>Are you white?>I'm looking for a girlfriendYou‘re a fucking creepy predator
>>28199673I won't be somebody's gf who ask whether I'm white or a virgin
>>28199686If he attached a photo of himself looking like Chad, he'd be "charming and straightforward".But since he's most likely an incel, given the context, he's a "fucking creepy predator".
>>28199691Because you'd have to say no to both questions, eh?
>>28199675In clubs a lot of people making out with each other and get touchy even me, that's why you go there
>>28199693No, not at all. He could be model tier in looks, his character reeks of pathetic worm. It‘s disgusting.
Which male behaviors signal neediness to you?
>>28199691>>28199686What's bad about this?
>>28199704Whatever that creepy worm anon is doing itt.
>>28199704Anyone posting on 4chan is incurably needy.
>>28199659anonthat was 8 years ago...sex isn't like air and you'll wither away without itsex is like New Coke. You're excited for it, it'll be the best thing ever. Then you get to try it and find out it's not really all that special. Sure it's nice but it's not lifechanging. But every time you tell someone this, they tell you "no it's the best thing ever, I can't wait to try it"You long for something and don't know what it is. I've had it and know it isn't all that
I (M) started taking TRT under supervision of a doctor to get around 1,000 ng/dL (teenager levels) again, and I’m wondering why the fuck everyone doesn’t do this. Women can do the same thing and get their estradiol to 400-600 ng/dL and feel hornier and more energetic all the time too.
>>28199693No I would be upset even by a so called Chad if he asked me whether I'm white and a virgin>>28199697I have a somewhat creole skin because my grandma was a gypsy but people consider me white
>>28199705You‘re treating your future gf like an object before even meeting her. Have fun dying alone. Your aryan legacy will die with you.
>>28199691Based and respectpilled.
>>28199705Why are these matter
>>28199719>You‘re treating your future gf like an object before even meeting herOh, but foids using racial and height filters in each and every dating application is a-okay..
>>28199717Because your balls stop producing testosterone on TRT, it isn’t recommended because of that until you are 40.
>>28199675>Does that make me a horrible person?Horrible? maybe, bad, definitely. You need to learn that women aren't some ethereal beings. She doesn't have to give you strict verbal confirmation that she's your girlfriend before she is. She doesn't have to consent to you showing her to your parents>and saw women making out with randoms they most certainly wouldn't consider their boyfriend on the next morning.because those are sluts & they don't care about relationships. They just want to be desired and have a good time. If that's what makes them happy good for them, but you shouldn't assume others are like that because you'll hurt them otherwiseI really hope this ends up working out for you anon but you really need to be more careful about these things. You've already almost fucked up pretty severely multiple times
>>28199726No i never said that that’s ok. I already told you it‘s fucking stupid to use those since it‘s just people treating each other like objects but you‘re too dense to get it into your thick head apparently.
>>28199396>im so exhausted of men and always thinking about sex manIf you're not having sex with someone, you're not having a sexual relationship.Simple as.
>>28199726well I'm the one you asked and I don't use dating apps
>>28199718Dodging the virgin question How curious
>>28199731>You've already almost fucked up pretty severely multiple timesRest assured I never am that autistic around her, at least to my knowledge. I use the anonymity of imageboards to ask about things I don't understand.
For girls (or just >>28199691)Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation history and if not, what's an appropriate time to ask?It's not like I want a virgin but I don't want someone who's had a bunch of one night stands or swapped boyfriends every two weeks
>>28199743I didn't but answered it earlier, yes I'm one
>>28199719I don't know what Westerners mean when they talk about women as objects.>>28199724I want white children, because they are beautiful.
>>28199743>how curiousNTA but nobody except you think that‘s something to consider. That‘s why. Holy fuck get a grip.
>>28199744>Rest assured I never am that autistic around herrest assured, I know with 100% certainty that you do. She knows you're like that and accepts it but that doesn't mean you can just ignore the potential issues it can lead to.
>>28199747>Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation history and if not, what's an appropriate time to ask?No, I also ask stuff like that early on. I'd say 3rd-4th date is fine by me.
>>28199747Being asked straight up whether I'm a virgin would be really embarrassing. But if you would start talking about yourself after we get together and then ask "and what about your relationship history" or something I would be fine with it
>>28199747If any guy ever asked me that shit i‘d never talk to him ever again.
/atoga/ gals,Can you tell when you're having sex with a guy that's a virgin? Has a guy ever successfully popped his cherry with you without you realizing he was a virgin?
>>28199756>I know with 100% certainty that you do. She knows you're like that
>>28199766How would I know? kekI had sex with two guy, one was virgin but I knew well beforehand. The other wasn't... maybe.
Have you ever had a stalker?
>>28199749>I want white children, because they are beautiful.Don't really know what you consider white and what not in the US. I'm European and many times I'm the darkest skinned in the room because partly being romani. So I don't know whether I pass your test sorry :/
>>28199778Do you have one now? Irl or online? Is it scary? Weird?
>>28199766When I lost my virginity I couldn't properly put on the condo and were pretty bad I think so guess she realized it.
>>28199524Darn, how did you learn about your allergies? Age group? Is it genetic?
How fucked would women be if men lost their sex drive?
>>28199769it's much better to have someone who likes you for you & that you don't have to hide yourself around than someone you tricked anonwhen the veil slips you'd be in for a world of pain & so would they.Be happy with what you have because a lot of the anons in this thread would chop off an arm and a leg for the position you're in
>>28199779People will talk bad about my family if I marry a part gypsy.
>>28199778>>28199782I am the stalker of /atoga/. I say "Hi" to people that I recognize.Hello, you.
>>28199795Very they would have to rely on their skills and abilities. So big chances they would die of hunger.
>>28199748Alright then >>28199754People are interested in their partner’s past Virgins have historically been regarded as the ideal bride because there was no other way to tell if your kids were yours before DNA tests, it also shows self control and that she’s not the type to cheat
>>28199797Why would they? They wouldn't even know I'm part gypsy like it isn't written on my forehead.
>>28199795Not fucked at all, sadly...
This thread sucked. Good night.
>>28199804>shows self control No it showed parental and societal control
What are the honest thoughts of men on this body type? ie skinny but wide rid cage and zero curves or muscle. Not that that is me in the picture. That would be breaking the rules. If someone looked like that what advice would you give them to improve?
>>28199795I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versa>>28199763>Being asked straight up whether I'm a virgin would be really embarrassingyeah it's kind of weird>But if you would start talking about yourself after we get together and then ask "and what about your relationship history"isn't this kind of weird, I've heard people mention the last thing they want is for the person they're dating to start talking about their previous relationship(s).I guess it might be okay to approach it from a more practical? perspective as in "yeah it's been a while since I've been with someone, been focusing more on work etc., what about you?" rather than from what the relationship was like>>28199759aite yeah that sounds fair
how do I stop my farts that smell like shit
>>28199817She has better boobs and ass than me :c
>>28199817My advice would be to stop posting photos of yourself half naked on fish for compliments and attention.
>>28199817It's called an average woman
>>28199816Whatever Nobody wants a used car, they only get them cause they’re cheaper than new ones
>>28199817Think "that person" needs to put on a bit of weight. The midriff is nice at the moment, but the ribs look weirdIt might just be shit lighting though.Would you happen to have another picture of "that person" with different lighting?
>>28199827Stop acting like a boomer dad you worm. You‘re not mature or wise or pure, just retarded.
>>28199813>Not fucked at all, sadly...That's want they want though>>28199818>I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versaHow? Give every man an onahole and we'd be set
>>28199815It was good to see you though. Have a good night.
>>28199811They will ask me questions like:>Why didn't you marry a Greek?>Where is she from?>What's her origin? she doesn't look like xAnd my parents would be happier if my girlfriend was a regular Greek girl.
>>28199817needs bigger boobs.
>>28199817>zero curvesI don't know which of us has the wrong definition of curves but to me she has curves.Sure it's not a photoshopped model but hey
>>28199817I’m not that picky, if she liked me I would 100% be interested in her, I’d recommend she works out.
>>28199833>put on a bit of weightamerimutt hands typed this
>>28199855Your family sounds like a bunch of faggots and assholes i hope you all get brain tumors and dick cancer.
>>28199819>how do I stop my farts that smell like shitDon't eat foods which contain a lot of sulphur.
>>28199842>How? Give every man an onahole and we'd be setI doubt men get as much out of an onahole as girls can get out of their various toys
>>28199855Greeks are like less white than gypsies
>>28199796>it's much better to have someone who likes you for you & that you don't have to hide yourself around than someone you tricked anonMaybe ...Consider the following context I never told you: she is not a normie, either. She was diagnozed with Schizoid Personality Disorder. In practice, it means she has great trouble understanding the emotions of people, trouble making friends, trouble taking social cues, weird and withdrawn hobbies that don't interest normies.She happens to be pretty, so she got hit on a lot and generally received a lot of positive attention and maintained a healthy outlook of herself. She's almost overconfident sometimes, actually.But if she weren't pretty, she probably would've lived a really sad, lonely life and had lots of self-esteem issues. Like most male loners do.So we really fit one another, because we're both a bit ... special socially, one might say.I genuinely believe if she were to date someone who isn't also special like me and therefore attentive to her weirdness, he would just use her as a pretty body for sex and never relate to her weirdness with empathy and "been there as well" as much as I do. So she may be somewhat lucky as well to date a non-normie man.>because a lot of the anons in this thread would chop off an arm and a leg for the position you're inI realize that, but others are neurotypical and experienced more than I will in ten lives. It's relative, I am neither bitter nor euphoric about my situation at the moment.
>>28199578Germany? Don’t you guys your concentration camps for fun?
>>28199778>Have you ever had a stalker?Yeah. He's two years into a seven year sentence.
What do women even feel depressed about lol? You're lives seem pretty gud
>>28199871Men don't need as much
do you like men who hate going to parties
>>28199825Like what? just veggies?They still make farts smell like shit
>>28199881Mine is not
>>28199704Breathing in my direction
>>28199766>Has a guy ever successfully popped his cherry with you without you realizing he was a virgin?How would I know?But you can usually tell an inexperienced guy, desu, because he hasn't yet realised that porn isn't real. It's like watching someone try to drive a car when absolutely everything he knows about driving comes from watching movies with car chases.
>>28199817im a 5/10 and i have no problem with this
>>28199747>Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation historyYes. Big red flag.
>>28199817Decent bottom half, skeleton top halfIdk, eat more?
>>28199817Slender and beautiful. I have no issues with it.
Women, would it be a red flag for you if the guy could rant for hours about the US and their shitty culture and cultural colonization in the world?
I've been dating a girl for two months, quickly reaching gf status, and I'm a bit stuck on what to do for valentines day. I was going to take her to dinner, but, what do I do gift wise?
>>28199881That's not how depression works.
>>28199881For me it was chronic illness, understanding that I'll be in pain for the rest of my days and there's not much that I can do to change that, death of loved ones and how tiring it is to take care of dying relatives who don't even remember who you are anymore. These days I'm pretty happy and at most I miss my boyfriend, long distance kinda sucks.
Pro tip: if you obsessively wonder what women consider red flags (and also firmly believe all women have exactly the same ones), you're never gonna make it.
>>28199860Maybe I should have asked /fit/. Because exercise is a good idea.
>>28199916valentines day is peak cringe
>>28199916how should we know what your gf likes?
>>28199915Yeah, I hate people who can't shut the fuck up about things nobody cares about. Just write a blog.
>>28199817looks like a whore banned for camwhoring
>>28199881For me, thinking that I'm a bad person, that I bring down the people around me by complaining too much, that I lack talent and therefore value. Also watching my mother spiral further and further into schizophrenia, and the way that she abused me as a child. Knowing that some part of her wants to hit me and wants me dead and thinks I'm her enemy is hard, also knowing that she'll never grow up and will always be begging me for money, things like that. And the fear that I will never overcome OCD, that I'll always be this miserable and terrified and that as I age, I will be more and more distressed to be in a sick, decaying body.It really includes the whole range of things, I guess.
>>28199931>posting on /fit/ while femaleNot a good idea
>>28199939>posting on 4chan while femaleNot a good idea.ftfy
>>28199881My cat died.
For MHow many times can your gf ask you if you actually like her before it gets annoying?
>>28199935You say that because they haven't fucked up your country's cultural industry. And keep you in a peripheral status
>>28199948If I actually like her: never, I'd enjoy her clinginess.
>>28199941>>28199939>Being femaleNor a good idea.
>>28199903Why is it such a big deal to you? Do you not think it's a fair thing for a partner to know about your past?Also just checking, are you looking for hookups or long term relationships, because I'm obviously coming from the perspective of the latter
>>28199916this was asked recently & the answer was if you don't know you already fucked up. Keep track of what she mentions
>>28199952Actually the best idea there is, 20x easier to fulfill your main desire.
Anyone who likes Midsommar, Hereditary, or any movie by Lars von Trier or Alejandro Jodorowsky has shit tastes. State you gender and case against me.
>>28199960>the only thing that matters in life is getting laid onlinePathetic.
>>28199960I'm sure being female sounds a better deal to incel trash, but as a man I really don't believe it.
>>28199961FYou can't argue against opinions, retard. "Shit taste" is meaningless.>>>/tv/
>>28199726>Oh, but foids using racial and height filters in each and every dating application is a-okay1) They don't.2) Even if they did, the fact that someone else does something wrong doesn't mean that you doing something wrong magically becomes okay. The wrong thing you're doing is still just as wrong.This kind of thinking genuinely fascinates me. It's like a guy who's been arrested for breaking someone's arm saying to the cops "Oh, but all those people who go around shooting people, that's okay, right?" Well, no, it isn't, and neither is what you did. There's no connection.
>>28199915It would only be a red flag if he didn't stop himself for ranting about it for hours>>28199817Not a man but I have the same problem as you described, being thin from the side but having wide ribs and/or hips, I went through a phase where I was going to pilates and yoga classes all of the time and it really helped with how my body looked and felt so I recommend that, you can even do them from home
Women, would you say you embrace your femininity?
>>28199961F. I don't know if they have shit tastes, but everyone I know who praised Midsommar is an insufferable cunt and a piece of shit so I agree with you.
>>28199931I doubt /fit/ has much experience with girls working out. Honestly as a beginner you can get by perfectly with superficial searches on google. If you want to go in with no pressure just buy a yoga mat or whatever & do calisthenics. You'd be surprised how far you can get without even any weights.And yes, exercise is a good idea for anyone
>>28199961Midsommar is an okay movie, Hereditary is below that. Lars von Trier is important because of the dogma movement, and had a great film, the Dancer in the dark. Jodorowsky is cringe I admit it. M btw
>>28199969No, I wear sports bras so my tits don't stick out a foot in front of me
This girl I met at a concert a few months back i gave a shoulder ride too, the first few days she was replying really well like paragraphs then she suddenly stopped.I gave it some time but she just doesnt seem to want to talk much. I messaged her merry xmas and stuff here and there, and sometimes ill reply to her story and shell answer it.What i dont understand is why she would keep me added?Am i just on backup mode until she feels like doing something? I kinda want to slide in, it would be nice to get her out on a date. Any tips for making it more likely?
women-do you actually cum from humping pillows?
>>28199968When I see nobody is interested I usually stop
>>28199867What's wrong about keeping our nation white?>>28199872No, gypsies are almost always darker than Greeks. Only very few heavily mixed ones are lighter, but still have different faces.
>>28199969Yeah. I'm not a bright pink and frilly dresses kind of girl, but I'm pretty feminine both appearance wise and behaviour wise.
>>28199818>I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versaI think it's more about all the privileges women get from men because men want to fuck them
>>28199984I'm heavily mixed, only my grandma
>>28199963What advantage do men have over women?
>>28199984Will you shut the fuck up about race?
>>28199977but why? tits are awesome
>>28199967>1) They don't.why lie on the internet>2) Even if they did, the fact that someone else does something wrong doesn't mean that you doing something wrong magically becomes okay. The wrong thing you're doing is still just as wrong.Well, that's something you're right about. But dating apps are no niche phenomenon nowadays
>>28199992THIS IS BAITDo NOT respond seriously, or he'll start the "women get sex on command" whining
>>28199992Physical and intellectual
>>28199961F hereditary is pretty good I love the main actress and midsommar while overhyped, is fine too and I like some of Alejandro Jodorowskys stuff, what are your problems with it?
>>28199971>everyone I know who praised Midsommar is an insufferable cunt and a piece of shitI have noticed this too. Not sure why this is the case.>>28199976>Lars von Trier had a good movieMan, I just can’t agree. What about Michael Heneke? Most people who I know that like him are cringe, but his movies don’t seem awful.
>>28199969not to a guy
>>28200001They make me feel excessively sexual, and I'm not comfortable with that.
>>28200004Women do get sex on command, though. It's how it is.Now, how satisfying this sex is and the quality of the men willing to do it, thats debatable.
>>28200004I know. I assume he's the stupid incel that keeps polluting these threads with his crying
>>28200008Have you seen dancer in the dark?
I want a pet fox.Do you want a pet fox?
>>28200008I like la pianiste from Michael Heneke, but not really his other works
>>28200013>Women do get sex on command, though. It's how it is.yeh but they regret bad sex with betas and embarassing people more than guys do. If we get drunk and bang a fatty or uggo, we can just laugh and joke about it. For women it will haunt their reputation forever if anyone finds out they fucked an undesirable and it forever hurts their sexual value-and it's mostly women who judge other women for this
>>28199950… in one week?
>>28200021yes but even more a capybara
>>28200021Yes please one pet fox for me
>>28200023>The act of giving anyone other than Chad a shot traumatizes and degrades womenYou basically confirm incel rhetoric without realizing.
>>28200030Now they showed their true face for sure
>>28200013I can't speak for all women, but I don't want to have casual sex. Which is why I could have it, since there's a disproportionate number of men who want casual sex compared to women so men take whatever they can get. You can fuck random men too, if it suits you.
One day we will be able to hunt and murder incels like you people. Won't it be grand? Sure will.
>>28200004Women have other advantages in life such as receiving more sympathy and less likely to be attacked
>>28200024Once a week is my limit
>>28200007>hereditary is pretty goodDisagree. I agreed when I first watched it, but I saw it a second time, and, without the shock, it has absolutely no substance outside the great acting from the mom in the film.>Midsommar is fineI’d say rewatch it without the shock, and you can see how hollow it is. It’s a shitty, C-grade horror movie with good visuals and forced esoteric elements that the creators of the movie very obviously don’t understand. The fucking runtime is also insane.>JodorowskyIt’s just fuck-around filmmaking. It can be fun, but the people who regard him for his “depth” are usually cringe.
>>28199948>How many times can your gf ask you if you actually like her before it gets annoying?It's not really a question of "how many", it's more a question of "how often". More than once a fortnight is definitely pushing it.
>>28200023>sexual-valueLol and when some men mentions things like this everybody immediately goes incel and shit
>>28200033>You can fuck random men too, if it suits you.Well, therein lies the problem. Sometimes I wish I was gay, as it would make things much easier, but I am not.
>>28200030It's not "incel rhetoric", it's just reality. Women brand people as "incel rhetoric" speakers because what they say is true and women don't want their game and sexual strategy to get out because then it's less effective. But also, a lot of incels are fat losers with no redeeming qualities and no desire to self improve so I can't blame women for ruthlessly mocking/ignoring them.
I blame women for all my troubles I also love womenHow do I reconcile these two?
>>28200005>IntellectualIf this was true why do women college graduates outnumber men 2 to 1?
>>28200035Cool. Let’s start rallying up Life Difficulty Points.Anyone still have the score written down from yesterday’s argument about the exact same thing?
>>28200044Preemptively insulting yourself is a weird tactic.
>>28200046Ooh, ooh! I know this one! It’s because women are dumb and stupid and evil and just get free rides through college for le virtue signaling!
>>28200021No, I've heard they pee everywhere.
>>28200046>he/she thinks college graduation correlates that much with intelligence
>>28200059considering the fact that the only people who discard a college education are absolute retards, yes
>>28200018I may check it out. It looks very different from the trash he usually makes. He probably used to be somewhat talented and then got too far into his own ass. Appreciate it.
>>28200040yeah it's how feminism and their womantard media tells them to behave. The thing is chads like me can openly have conversations to women about this to their face and most of the time they agree with me and will fuck me anyways. Even if they argue and pretend to be offended they usually wind up fucking me. I'm a poorfag too, but I'm 6'2 and good looking and in shape. That's all it takes. Women are really dumb and the hotter they are the more they like it when you explain to them how dumb they are. It's a weird paradox.
>>28200038I agree his stuff isn't deep at all but I think there needs to be more fuck-around filmmaking for fun and less film making that is only trying to make a bunch of money or get an award or please as many people other as possibleI haven't seen midsommar or hereditary in probably a couple years now but it is cringe to see people praise them when there are way better scary films out there
>>28200057In my experience you don't have to be extraordinarily smart to do well in college. It's more about frequently learning but nothing logically hard thing to understand.
>>28200052I'm a poorfag muscle chad but thanks for proving my point with your programmed predictable response femcel anon.
>>28200045Seems harmonious enough to me. Who doesn't love a sexy villain?But for real, maybe reexamine the reason for your troubles. I've never met anyone whose troubles weren't caused at least in part by the culture they live in, the way they were raised, and their own poor choices. There's never just one person or group to blame.
How often do you make mistakes at work?I work in the trades; one of my supervisors, who I have also grown pretty close with, is extremely critical of everything I do. I only receive criticism. Even when I'm doing something really well, I'll still get shit on. On the other hand, some of my peers / equals who make the same mistakes as I do are let off or praised for their work. Like I did something really well and my supervisor thought it was the other guy, and he was really stoked and praising the dude and then the guy says "oh no it was actually anon who did this," and the supervisor goes "oh well then it looks like shit."like wtf? I'm starting to re consider my job and wonder if I actually suck at my work now and I'm beginning to resent the place as a whole. Even if I am one of the top paid employees, clearly I'm not liked or respected and I just get shit on
Femanons what would you think if a guy said he was into demisexual femgirls with a breeding kink?
>>28200068>poor>4channer>uses terms like "xfag, chaf, xcel"lol you'll never be a chad
>>28200072He's into normal women?
>>28200062Also he did it with Björk and yes it's pretty different from his other works.>>28200061Not really, I have a master degree and know a lot of guy who left college because he became uninterested in it and many of them are smarter than me in many ways
>>28200057You sound insecure. but college is mostly about following rules and turning things in on time. It does not prove you are intelligent if you have a degree unless it's in something like experimental physics or AI programming. But there are even tons of dummies in programs like that. Any woman who falls for the feminism psy op is a retard by default.
>>28200050Women have 0 men have ∞
>>28200074Yes, but what if he said it like that?
>>28200072These are just words strung together that don’t mean anything
>>28200073I don't see myself as a chad because I'm poor but women assume I'm a chad because I'm tall and in shape and know how to talk to them. That's really all it takes in this day and age. The bar is set really low with most women these days. Social media and tik tok destroyed their brains.
>>28200063This is sadly true. Have chad friends and they act like total retards and shit talk women or dumb af but still land a lot and have gfs
>>28200081He needs to get off reddit
>>28199955>Why is it such a big deal to you?I mean, it depends on the context. It's perfectly reasonable to be *curious* about someone's exes, for example, in the same way as you might be curious about their family, or where they've worked, or what they studied in college - that's all just part of who they are.But if you being willing to get involved with them at all is *conditional* on their past sexual history, that's an absolutely huge red flag. It tells me that you have a massively unhealthy and unrealistic view of women and sexuality; you're probably a jealous, controlling person; you're probably the kind of man who will be unable to handle me having male friends and will expect me to sever my entire support network; and somewhere down the line you'll probably decide I'm cheating on you when I'm not and put me in hospital. This has happened to a sufficiently large number of my friends and relatives that I've gotten quite good at spotting the warning signs. Caring about my body count is a big one.
>>28200073Also, you're a 4channer too, femcel. What does that say about you?>>28200087Yep. Sometimes I just say dumb shit on purpose or make stupid jokes on purpose just to see if any of them will call me out-they never do and usually laugh and smile along. Women are very simple, even the "smart ones with degrees who are in to feminism".
>>28200071Yeah, that's out of line. Especially if he actually switched from liking to disliking the work after learning it was yours. Just quit and go somewhere you'll be valued.
Girls would you hold hands with a guy you're kinda flirty friends with?
>>28200076>are smarter than methat's a really low bar. Masters' also vary a lot, so that means nothing. I saw a lot of dumb people when I was taking Medicine, so I know people in lesser courses are even dumber, on average
>>28200065>I think there needs to be more fuck-around filmmaking for funSure, there’s definitely not enough of that. My original post was mostly trolling to get some reactions, but I don’t hate Jodorowsky’s movies. >midsommar or hereditaryI actually may hate these movies. I like all kinds of shit, and I’m not very pretentious, but something about these two movies actually pisses me off. They just seem very exploitative and cynical.
>>28200100inverse to your penis
>>28200086sure thing, tiny tim tim.You're probably the very small homossexual with fat legs and small arms that posted a pic yesterday lol>>28200097>Also, you're a 4channer too, femcel. What does that say about you?It means I sometimes visit you here in your cuck cage whereas you live here
>>28199969>Women, would you say you embrace your femininity?I'm not sure what you even mean by that. So probably not.
>>28200087>>28200097and the only defense they have against this argument is to start shaming and spewing shaming language about me having a tiny wee wee, not having sex, and being an incel. These same women would be the ones laughing at my retarded jokes and trying to touch my arms as they giggle stupidly if I was speaking to them in real life face to face. They are sheep. But the ones who embrace their femininity are cute and fun to be around.
I love women so much.
>>28200071Everyone makes mistakes at work sometimes, I made a big one this week. Are you comfortable enough with him to ask why he does this?Are you more experienced than your colleagues so maybe he expects a higher quality of work?
State your gender. What kind of fliriting/sexting/whatever else it's called you prefer? What advice would you give to both guys and girls?
>>28200113See? Like I told you, they are all the same and have only a few programmed responses.>>28200115Thank you for proving my points, femcel anon.
>>28200097>"smart ones with degrees who are in to feminism".they are the worst, know one who always dump like hundreds of feminist posts on his wall on fb and floods my feed. Then she's a neet who live on his bf's money and regularly take advantage of men. Also know a lot from uni who will say they love their bf for their personality but usually that personality is a redneck who looks good
>>28200117I dislike 99% of women, tbqh. I only like my girlfriend. Everyone is so beneath her I wonder how they share a species.
>>28199932Only I'm only agreeing this one time
>>28199980>women-do you actually cum from humping pillows?Well - (cough) - I mean, not *often*....
>>28200132That's indescribably hot
>>28200120>more experienced I am more experienced than my colleagues yesI don't know what happened. All summer I was crushing it and receiving lots of recognition and he literally told me "if we could, we'd create a button that could just replicate you as a foreman," because I was doing so well Now I'm just getting shit on. I don't know what happened. I do make mistakes but I don't think its THAT bad and I always do well and fix them either way
Would you consider a young Syd Barrett good-looking? At least in an indie/alternative kind of way?I've been told by multiple people I look like him.
Women would you hump my ass cheeks like you hump your pillows?
>>28200117I love them too because they have something unique and lovable in their nature but hate them at the same time for being a huge hypocrite
>>28200125yeh feminism, as the "incels" say, is a giant shit test. >>28200113>sure thing, tiny tim tim.You're probably the very small homossexual with fat legs and small arms that posted a pic yesterday lolI love how predictable they all are, this is why women are so easy to seduce. It is also funny that these enlightened feminist women who think body shaming is evil are so quick to use body shaming and their sexuality as their first attack. It is like they are waving their pussy around in your face and saying "nyah nyah you can't have this". It's because the thing they value most about themselves is their pussy, that's why they attack men for not having sex, even though they claim to be tolerant and loving individuals who accept all types of humans and believe in "equal rights".
>>28200136>how to achieve thisHave good height and facial genetics.Why do women never ask men how to attract them? Because they know the answer, "be good looking". Men always pretend there's more behind it.
>>28200013>Women do get sex on command, thoughAnd you could get sex with a gay man on demand. But do you?
>>28200112Even if you weren't ever going to get together with him? You just flirt and banter because you enjoy each other.
>>28200117I love men so much but it‘s been hard today with this thread. Not going to give up on you though.
>>28200149I wasn't talking to you, that means you're safe.
>>28200150False analogy, I have neither the hole to accomodate him without trouble, nor the wiring to enjoy our interaction in any way, shape, or form.You do.
>>28200137he looks like a gayer twink version of Morpheus from sandman. If you have artistic talent, you will kill it with art ho types. If you have no creative talent, start pretending you do and go after art ho types because you will clean up in that scene as long as you don't act like a bitch.
>>28200157wow her hands arent entirely fucked up
>>28200157Did we not achieve something worthwhile today? I'm going to help you open a bar.
>>28200137I think he's cute mainly because if his hair, I love it
>>28200165Yes but her arms look too short and chubby. Still cute.
>>28200160Art hoes make my weewee tingle, that's good news.>actually, I already have a girlfriend and wonder whether she likes my appearance or not. she may unironically have fallen for my le ebin personality, I fear
Women how do you feel when men shit talk about you? Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?
>shit tests you without you knowing>"anon im pregnant">"what are you going to do?"how the fuck do women think this sort of shit is a good idea, ever?
>>28200166I thought you were the one opening the bar and i‘d be the one helping
>>28200168Oh, I have almost exactly the same one, so that's good news.
>>28200170>>actually, I already have a girlfriend and wonder whether she likes my appearance or not. she may unironically have fallen for my le ebin personality, I fearprobably both your personality, looks and way you make her girlfriends wet is the reason she wanted you to be her BF. props anon, keep up the good work
Help how do I stop procrastinating this hard assignment?
>>28200072I would think English is not his first language.
>>28200180The details don't matter just as long as somebody drinks.
>>28200176Women do it unconsciously without realizing it most of the time, it's how they evolved to be and survive all these tens of thousands of years. It's how they seek out strong men to mate with-strong males pass all their shit tests and that's what makes them wet
>>28200157Fuck off pleaseWe don't need you whore
>>28200173>Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?No never because i did nothing wrong. They do make me lose hope in humanity and the male gender though. I‘m trying to remind myself that that‘s not how all men are but it gets to me sometimes. Breath in, breath out.
wtf is a flirty friend?
>>28200123MTeasing is my favorite. It always involves lots of smiling, giggling, blushing, all good things.>What advice would you give to both guys and girls?I don't think I'm qualified to really give advice, but I'd say, don't take yourself too seriously. Flirting is about being playful, after all.
>>28200194Stop being a waste of breath you fucking skank
>>28200194It upsets you when men talk about female mating strategy? Women do the same thing with other women. It's just part of being a normal human.
>>28200190Especially you. It‘s not about needing anyone.
>>28200191>think I am just socially autistic because I was asked out by quite a few girls but failed with all of themYou need to find a girl that's a bit autistic as well and therefore more on the same wavelength. That's all the advice I can give you, because that's what worked for me.
>>28200099>Girls would you hold hands with a guy you're kinda flirty friends with?"Flirty friends" is a category I'm not familiar with. I have plenty of platonic friends, and I've had a few FWBs, but I don't think I've ever been "flirty friends" with someone, so I've no idea how that works (or if it's even a thing).
>>28200151If we're on the same page about that, then yeah.
>>28200194>that‘s not how all men areif only you knew how bad things really areNever met any men who wouldn't shit talk on women (even chads), it's just some that of them are too pussy to do it in front of them
>>28200212Oh i think i‘ve seen the abyss but i‘ve also seen that not all hope is lost.
>>28200214That's basically me last flatmate. Always come there touching me all over when drunk or high and honestly I had feelings for her too, but I knew that she has std
>>28200141They're probably the wrong shape. Thighs tend to work better.
>>28200157I haven't been around much lately and I haven't been in the thread before my post. Sucks when people have to come in and ruin the thread though.
>>28200223Yeah we still love you very much but you can be so fucking annoying you can't even imagine
>>28200227You only have yourself to blame for that, my African American.I girls asked YOU out beforehand, you can rest assured you're playing on easy mode and can succeed again, just place yourself in the right context.
>>28200229What would be the right shape?
>>28200159>False analogyNo, completely accurate analogy; and when you understand why it is a completely accurate analogy, you will have a better understanding of women than you now do.
>>28200229If I had a gf would it be weird to tell her she could hump my thigh as much as she wants?
Just telling the foids ITT that my girl was a virgin who rejected every man before me, and I love and respect the hell out of her for that.And, yes, I would've loved her less if that weren't the case. Spreading your legs to men who are beneath me lowers your value, and most men are beneath me.
>>28200236Same for you but that won‘t keep me from trying. There must be a way for us to make peace. There just must be one. I‘m so tired of fighting.
>>28200157>Not going to give up on you though.You really, really should. For your own sake.
>>28199885What do you drink and eat?
>>28200208See >>28200214You're friends who flirt. Maybe it's because there's sexual tension or mutual attraction. But the chances of anything ever happening are low. Or, at least, nothing is going to happen right now (but the possibility remains open, as evidenced by your continued flirting).You could almost say flirty friends are two friends who have a slight will-they-won't-they vibe going on.
>>28200173>Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?No. Obviously I feel scared sometimes. But certainly not guilty.
>>28200243You wanna enforce the narrative women are some prudish, difficult to please creatures who can't enjoy sex with a man they barely know?Because that's just proven wrong , both empirically (there are plenty of women who like hook ups) and biologically (women can feel orgasms more often and more intense than men).
>>28200253Women don’t understand because they hate virgins
>>28200089That's some terrible shit to have to be a witness of so I fully understand you being wary. While trying to write a response I ran into the roadblock of things coming down to trust as you mentioned so maybe you are right after all.Maybe my own issues stem from the fact that a lot of my family members have been cheated on or left for someone else by people that had a history of sleeping around.It's just that I think amount of relationships is a good gauge for how dedicated someone was to their relationships and I feel like that dedication is important.
>>28200263Scared of what?
>>28200185>Help how do I stop procrastinating this hard assignment?Set a timer and work on it for 30 minutes. Then take a ten minute break, get up, stretch, move about. Then do another 30 minutes and then take another ten minute break, and so on.
>>28200163Why are you such a hypocrite
State genderFor heterosexuals only:If PIV wasn't an option, could you still have a satisfying sex life? What would you do?
>>28200289MNo no really, it would not be satisfying.
Women, is kindness attractive? I've had some women say I'm the nicest guy they've ever met and it makes me worried desu
>Somehow i've ended up good friends with the only girls in my engineering classWtf am i chad now??
>>28200298Sure, don't get used.
>>28200297Yes, very attractive. But only if done from the heart not to manipulate.
>>28200214>a friend who you flirt with oftenBut why would I do that? If I'm seeing someone, I don't flirt with other people. If a guy is seeing someone other than me, I won't flirt with him even if I'm single. If we're both single and I'm not attracted to him, why flirt? If we're both single and I'm attracted to him, I'll ask him out; if he's not interested, there's also no point in flirting; and if he is interested I think we're probably going to go beyond mere flirting pretty quickly, in which case I'm sure we will hold hands, but what the fuck is this whole concept about? I don't get it.
>>28200289M. Only if she does anal.
>>28200297Yes it's very attractive just don't be that too soft type
>>28200289M, It's hard to tell but I would feel like the intimacy would be missing?Sure there's other ways to be intimate but it's hard to come close to piv.Plus it would mean we'd have to deal with IVF and stuff
>>28200158Stop stalking them it's unhealthy
>>28200313I don't stalk intentionally. I just notice some patterns sometimes.
>>28200240>What would be the right shape?You need something fits nicely between my thighs. A buttock is usually too flat.
>>28200267>You wanna enforce the narrative women are some prudish, difficult to please creatures who can't enjoy sex with a man they barely know?No.
>>28200318Even if I have big well trained glutes?
>>28200289Technically I can "do" with just getting off, but definitely a big downside. Close to undatable.
>>28200297The thing that I find works best is to be the funny, charming and classic chad type (e.g. doesn't worry about what others think) BUT you show random kindness in moments where they don't expect it. Blows them away.
>>28200245>If I had a gf would it be weird to tell her she could hump my thigh as much as she wants?I think that probably depends on the context. It would be weird if it was in the middle of a dinner party with my parents as guests, for example.
Femanons do you want your bf to act cute?
genderdo you believe in love?
>>28200253How does it feel knowing that the only reason she's with you is because she doesn't know how much better she could do?
>>28200332OK, obviously. But assume we're alone and we've already been making out and maybe more.
>>28200334No, not on purpose. He should just do his thing and i‘ll find it the cutest, hottest and most beautiful thing in the world.
>>28200304>don't get usedw-what do you mean?
>>28199993Where to even start?
>>28200289We'd need to be able to have kids at some point.
>>28200335Myes, at least I want because that is the only thing that makes life bearable (not necessarily meaning romantic love)
>>28200335MYes. I'm in love with Ryo
Fems, chest hair on a man, ye or ne?
>>28200335I'm not sure, I'm afraid to believe
>>28200275>Scared of what?Being killed.
>>28200355I like both but leaning towards pls hair
>>28200354She's the worst
>>28200351Apart from that though, imagine you still will have children but after that it goes back to no PIV.
>>28200362I don't really see the scenario where they shit talk about women then they start killing them
>>28200352Yes I'm sure you're with Chad because of love
>>28200297I am a dude but I have gone trhough this.Masculinity is neither reinforced or degraded by kindness. A lot of people mistake the "nice guy' stereotype as if it's the only type of man that can be genuinely nice and caring. If you are self sufficient, confident and assertive I don't see how being kind makes you look any less of a man at all. Being kind does not equates to being agreeable either, which is a feminine trait. Cliches are very stupid desu
would you rather be gay, or eat fried human balls?
femanons, if sex is so good and you like it so, why dont you spend every second of the day doing it? you could even make a career out of it
>>28200369If she's OK with anal fairly often then sure.
>>28200010Yikes. Lots of internalised misogyny to unpack here.
>>28200335MI am certain of it.
Why are people so desperate to be seen as "kind" or "nice"? It's just meaningless. Anyone can be polite of gregarious.
>>28200385that's not misogny
>>28200375Gay because women are amazing.Also lmao jannies, really?
>>28200173I never feel guilt or bad about myself when I see some of the stuff against women here. It makes me sad because I think of the easily impressionable young men who see these things and then adopt them as their beliefs.
>>28200393jannies are ridiculous here. Literally 1984
>>28200393>>28200398Did you know 4chan has a feedback section at the bottom of the page? I'd never use it though I have no problem with the staff and I'm glad they ban incel scum.
>>28200396that feeling you have is called condescension
>>28200396Men talk about things like this everywhere, and meet many cases which enforce these beliefs
>>28200276I am actually going to try this, thank you
>>28200398>>28200404It‘s ok. They let me get away with loads of avatarfagging today so i‘m not mad.
>>28200404>incel scum>things that I don't want to seeftfyAlso no, I didn't know it and don't care that much
>>28200289F. I'd continue using toys every day and nothing changes.
>>28200274I'm probably being a bit too hard on you - sorry, I get so tired of all the endless "gf must be a virgin" bullshit around here.If I'm being honest, there are some BC levels that it is reasonable to raise your eyebrows at. I used to know a girl who had a BC of over 300 by the age of 21, and honestly she was not a very well adjusted person.But short of extreme cases like that, if a person has a non-zero BC, that basically means they like having sex sometimes and that they are attractive for that to be an option; and neither of those is a bad thing, really. I know plenty of people (me included, actually) who don't want to jump into a relationship until the *right* person comes along, but don't feel the need to be completely celibate while they're waiting for that to happen. And I really don't think there's anything wrong with that.I'm sorry if you've had a bad time - honestly - but I don't think looking for inexperienced women is the solution.
>>28200390Why do you feel that people are "desperate" to appear nice, and not just easily acting that way?
>>28200390You are projecting.
>>28200393Cringe "be my gf" roleplay belongs on >>>/soc/.
Women, would you dress like a clown for your bf?
>>28200289>If PIV wasn't an option, could you still have a satisfying sex life? F.I could and have.>What would you do?Pffft, what *wouldn't* I do?
>>28200425I just asked and it was in context.
>>28200390I'm naturally acting like that. I always have the feeling that I got so much thing in my life why not be kind to others
>>28200194How are we supposed to believe you're female when you keep posting big tiddy catgirls?
>>28200428I like your attitude
>>28200433Why would you think i can‘t appreciate beauty when i see it?
>>28200391She sees herself as a sexual object instead of a person. That's projecting the male gaze onto herself - misogyny.
How do I fight the overwhelming urge to try and leave a hand print on a girl's ass when we're making out?
Is it US hours or why is atoga so uncomfy these time of the day?Lot's of angry incel and feminist noises itt.Can we please like and compliment each other?>inb4 fag, incel, newfag, tranny, 9/11 was an inside jobfuck off
>>28200439Cuz that's gay and stuff
>>28200442>Can we please like and compliment each other?Fuck noFemcels can rot
>>28200297>Women, is kindness attractive?It is, but only if it's done because you genuinely just want to be kind, and kindness is its own reward. Most so-called "nice guys" are only nice because they view women as a sort of vending machine - insert enough niceness tokens and the machine is supposed to reward you with sex. When that doesn't happen, they get bitter.
women do you have any games on your phone?
>>28200194Are you the tranny derailing the threads all the time?
>>28200440misogny is something to do with hatred towards women or am I wrong?
>>28200396>It makes me sad because I think of the easily impressionable young men who see these things and then adopt them as their beliefs.These were my beliefs before 4chanI got them from interacting with women
>>28200439Because straight men don't look "appreciate the beauty" of other men
>>28200194>They do make me lose hope in humanityI have nothing for contempt for idiots who use this phrase
>>28200444Uhm no? And even if it was, so what? >>28200447Yes i have minecraft, stardew valley, pubg and terraria.
>>28200445>Femcels can rotThey're autistic retarded creatures just like you anonShow a bit of love for them
>>28200446>Most so-called "nice guys" are only nice because they view women as a sort of vending machine - insert enough niceness tokens and the machine is supposed to reward you with sex.And how do you know whether they are not just kind because of this?
>>28200447Monument Valley, Diablo Immortal, and a bunch of emulated GBA games.
>>28200450Yes, and it's internalized misogyny when you feel ashamed at looking a certain way, just because you imagine men might react negatively.
>>28200449>trannyNo>derailingNot that i know of>>28200452Not my problem if they can’t because men sure are fucking beautiful too. >>28200456>for contemptYes same
>>28200464>and a bunch of emulated GBA games.patrian taste
girls what would you do if your bf was eating your ass and he planted a gentle kiss directly on the ring?
>>28200341>OK, obviously. But assume we're alone and we've already been making out and maybe more.Heh, well, it might strike me as a little lazy. Like, oh, I'm supposed to get myself off because you can't be bothered to help? But if you make it clear that it's something you would find really hot to watch, I wouldn't mind doing it sometimes.
>>28200466I would think women react negatively but men positively to showing booba
>>28200441Why would you fight that?>>28200467Why not go to the store and buy your own alcohol?>>28200447Solitaire, chess, and sudoku
>>28200468>men sure are fucking beautiful too.No YOU are awesome
>>28200442>Can we please like and compliment each other?I like you anon, that's a good vision for atoga
my therapist talked about penises and erections for a full two minutes today. does she want to fuck?
>>28200462nta, but it becomes obvious rather quickly, since he tends to explode with rage after the woman gives the slightest pushback against his fake niceness. Because the woman "owes" him, you see.
Women can I sit in your lap while we browse your phone together?
>>28200473>Why would you fight that?Because women ITT always say no to being spanked. Are they lying?
If you send a girl cute selfies every now and then and you don't talk much, but she responds with cute selfies back is that a good sign?If a girl isnt interested I presume she wont respond back at all?
>>28200462chad does it
>>28200460They're nothing like us
>>28200355>Fems, chest hair on a man, ye or ne?I hate to be too prescriptive about these things, but it's usually nice. If you're naturally hairless, though, don't get hung up about it, it's not a big deal.
>>28200476>I like you anon, that's a good vision for atogaI like you too anon. I hope you have a fine day
>>28200472"Negatively" here means "treating her as a brainless fuckdoll whose opinions are worthless". Yes, the guys like it, which causes them to react in a negative way towards the woman.
>>28200372>I don't really see the scenario where they shit talk about women then they start killing themThat's cause you're a guy.
>>28200477>does she want to fuck?Is she hot?
what class did you get the highest grade in?
>>28200490>the guys like it, which causes them to react in a negative way towards the womanwow that's some serious mental gymnastics
>>28200375>would you rather be gay, or eat fried human balls?How likely is it that I'm actually going to have to make that choice?
>>28200494Math, german and music. What about you?
>>28200497It's very basic and happens to millions of women daily. Sorry you don't get it.
>>28200446I thought it was really cool that there was a period of time in the 80s and 90s where we had famous men and women who were exceptional. They were very attractive, had high IQs, and were talented in many different areas of life. People like Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were almost like modern Renaissance men. I wasn’t alive during the age of the “superstar”, but I really wish we could bring it back.Actors used to make the movies popular. Now, it’s the other way around.
>>28200486I'm naturally very hairy though :( Rock and a hard place beacuse I'd have to get like all-over laser to remove it or else I'd be permanently covered in stubble, and it wouldn't make sense ot only shave/wax some parts of my chest since the entire thing is coated. I trim the length down once every month or two to keep it in check but there's not much else I can do to avoid being a carpet man.
>>28200492lol, right? what do men here think they accomplish when they say "uh, I've never experienced that female-only experience"
>>28200492???? Wouldn't my opinion here the be the stronger? I'm the one who shit talk about you with my friends without any real chance of hurting you
>>28200503Did not mean to reply to that post. Sorry.
WomenWould you agree that a lot of stuff that women do that guys get really angry about isn't done from a point of malicousness but the retarded, hormonal and anxious mindset women are sometimes in?
>>28200502>I like x>so I will be negative toward xYeah this is pure logical
>>28200481I thought it was something most of us liked
>>28200493she looks like wionna ryder so yes and shes very fit for being 50+
>>28200507Lmao, no. You're just one guy. You might not do this, in which case, congrats! You're a good person! However, women encounter many different guys, so they have a broader experience of male behavior. Think of it like being a cashier at a grocery store. If you're the shopper, you just make small talk and move on. But the cashier is stuck there all day, and interacts with hundreds of customers. She knows what customers are like more than you do.
>>28200380>femanons, if sex is so good and you like it so, why dont you spend every second of the day doing it? I get tired. And sore.>you could even make a career out of itAnd if *that* is what you mean, that isn't merely "sex" it's "sex with a whole bunch of people you aren't even faintly attracted to" which is a very different thing. And in practice it frequently tips over into "sex with a whole bunch of people you aren't even faintly attracted to, some of whom regard you as a professional violent-crime victim and treat you accordingly" and that's even less fun.
>>28200510>retardedAlmost, but no.
>>28200501>What about you?I never got a perfect 100%, but i got 99% in Computer science in secondary school
>>28200518>50+There is a clear answer and only one possible answerNo
>>28200506Don't act like you are any better
>>28200390Some people actually *are* kind, anon.
Women, would you suck dick for weed? Men, would you date a woman who sucks dick for weed? Please explain why or why not
>>28200529I've never posted anything that dumb and self-centered, so...
Genderstraight people, what is realistically the minimal amount of cash you'd eat a same sex (as yours) ass?
>>28200521Fair but I doubt there are significant percent of men who will hurt women because of this
Why is it okay to generalise men, but not women?
>>28200533F. No. Druggies should die.
>>28200494I was always pretty good in English, Lit, art classes
>>28200494F. A&P. I was so good with body parts that I was begged to help with open labs on the weekends.
>>28200540And that's fine. It's normal to doubt events you never witness yourself. But if women keep mentioning it, maybe they're onto something?
>>28200533MNo, I don’t like sluts or weed.
>>28200539>Gender>straight people, what is realistically the minimal amount of cash you'd eat a same sex (as yours) ass?Can you please stop with the gaybaiting? /lgbt/ is for youThanks
>>28200510Sure, but extend that to all people, and you now understand why humans do dumb things.Existence is a bitch
>>28200533F, no. The only drugs I like are alcohol and (You)s.
>>28200542is it, though?
>>28200412>I am actually going to try this, thank youThis doesn't work for everyone, but sometimes it's helpful to stop thinking "I have to complete this entire project" (which seems overwhelming) and start thinking "I just have to work for the next 30 minutes". That makes it seem a lot less daunting. Tell yourself you can stop after the first thirty minutes if you absolutely have to. Keeping mobile is important too, if you stay in one position for too long, that's really tiring.
>>28200546On the web you can find any events that will be mentioned over and over again. Still won't be a serious issue because the odds.
All you femcels deserve painful menstrual cramps
>>28200550go away retarded attention whore, nobody asked you anything.
>>28200556But you don’t know the odds.
>>28200551>Sure, but extend that to all peopleOf course, what I want to hint at is something else. Do you want to know?
>>28200533MNo, know one and she was a terrible person especially for gf. The type who won't give a fuck about you and leech everyone
>>28200427>Women, would you dress like a clown for your bf?Erm... occasionally, maybe.
>>28200527ive had other similarly aged women attracted to me.
>>28200559>All you femcels deserve painful menstrual crampsAll femcels deserve a hug, a lot of love and help with whatever they're struggling atm
Women, I want your reaction to a thing I did to my girlfriend of a few weeks. It's erotic in nature, even if we haven't slept yet.During one of our dates, in a cinema, I kept caressing her neck. Most guys would've went for other body parts, but I really focussed on her necks. I have a thing for tender female necks, not a full-blown fetish, but a thing.She took notice and asked playfully afterwards:"You really like my neck, huh?"I sperged out a bit and didn't give her a proper answer, changing the topic.(Honest answer would've been: "Yes, its gorgeous and I want you to sit on my lap facing me and kiss it for hours until its all red.")Next date, we sat next to each other again, hugging a bit. I decided to finally answer her question:"You asked me whether I like your neck last time. Do you want an answer?"She was a bit confused, but didn't resist when I lifted her neck. Then I gave her a long, drawn out smooch right in the center, that you usually don't give in public.Her eyes lit up with pure joy for a small moment, but then she became a bit startled by the fact I brought up a question of hers from a week ago again and only mumbled: "Oh, so you do like it. I thought so." Now I stay awake sometimes at night remembering that moment. Wondering if I was being an amazing lover who made her thirsty for more, or a major autistic cringelord.
>>28200544>Lit classfr fr no cap
>>28200561Real life experience I guess, getting your statistics from the web is no better than what incels do
>it’s a “light snow” that continues for 8 hours and needs to be shoveled episodeMen, would you hug your exhausted gf after she shovels the driveway, even though she’s all hot and sweaty?
>>28200560>go away retarded attention whore, nobody asked you anything.I don't think atoga is the right thread for you hun
>>28200441>How do I fight the overwhelming urge to try and leave a hand print on a girl's ass when we're making out?You mean using ink, or a bruise?
>>28200575The whole premise was that you don’t experience it, but women do. So I guess I agree that real life experience is what matters.
>>28200577Sure, I'd run you a bath if you want too.
>>28200577Sweaty and hot women are the best
>>28200545What the hell is A&P?
Is it just my subjective experience or are compsci majors noticably lamer than all other stem majors?