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Previously on ATOGA
>>28196578

ATOGA-Bar Edition
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do you see yourself ever getting into the situation illustrated in the Original Post? or something like it?
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In for 300lb BP
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>>28198656
what? crazy ai generated demonic ufo cult?
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>>28198656
I sure hope i will. Do you?
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>>28198658
Why d u take pics of 4chan threads?
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>>28198658
Also, what‘s with the squiggles on the pic?
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>>28198656
No because I'm not schizo
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Women, do you ever get jealous of your bustier friends?
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how do i get a girlfriend??
do i have to go out to the club? tinder/bumble never works- didn't have high hopes either. never have really tried dating websites like plenty of fish, but I'm willing. where are the girls who are actually looking for guys?

probably the most asked question here, but im new
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>>28198674
I am the busty friend.
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Girls, can I haz cheezburger?
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>>28198666
I’m CIA

>>28198671
see above
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>>28198674
Back when I was a teenager. Being flat is pretty nice as you get older.
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>>28198677
Do I ever get jealous of you?
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>>28198682
sounds like cope, hag
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Do you think men look more attractive when they're smiling, or when they're looking stern? How about women?
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>>28198678
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>>28198674
when i was younger i did but now i've got enough boob to be ok
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>>28198680
Heblo? CIA? Yes; how‘s it going? Btw i mean everything i write on this website. Please take me to area 51.
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>>28198688
AI
WILL
NOT
REPLACE
US
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>>28198676
>how do I get a girlfriend???
Meet girls (doesn't matter where)
Keep making jokes about sex
???
Profit
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>>28198686
They look better when they have true joy on their faces. Usually will include a smile but doesn't have to. Something about the sparkle in the eyes and the way that the eyes "smile" is otherworldly. Truly beautiful. I've seen it only once directed at me.
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>>28198694
You’re too old only 18-18 year old girls get backstage access
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>>28198683
Probably. My friends and my sister do idk.
>>28198695
You have to admit this was really fucking funny i laughed like a retard
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>>28198686
generally, smiling
but sometimes it depends on the guy
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>>28198702
Oof can i go as one of the alien monsters though?
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>>28198685
Projecting much? Why are some of you guys so toxic. Is it because you have nothing else going for you in life cept to shitpost online?
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I just want to brag that yesterday I had best sex with my husband since a long time
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>>28198703
I'll light my tiki torch and join a Human Supremacist march for you any day.
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>>28198713
No, no jezebels allowed. I forgot to mention the girls also have to be devout Christians.
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>>28198700
I'm convinced that the ability to summon up this look at will is the one true thing about the statement, "Sociopaths/narcissists/insert-buzzword-here are incredibly charming"
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>>28198656
you mean divine liturgy? yeah its pretty cool
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>>28198726
<3
>>28198730
Sounds boring i don‘t want to come anymore
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>>28198738
You can always try to build a personal relationship with God/Yeshua through repentance. You still won’t be allowed into Area 51 but you can be like >>28198725
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>>28198686
when they're blowing me, desu
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>>28198674
Yes, had like one friend and sometimes felt like I was only there to highlight her
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>>28198686
Girls always tell me they like my smile and I'm really cute doing it
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>>28198740
>since a long time
That doesn‘t mean anything. It just means sex with her husband is usually shit and this time miraculously it was slightly less shit. i pity her.
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>>28198698
but where are they? where do they hang out?
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Why can't men have such tongues?
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>>28198756
Thank god they don‘t that looks gross.
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>>28198756
I have
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>>28198751
No, thats you projecting your past onto her. The best in a long time doesn’t mean it was bad before. Don’t pity her, she’s happily married. Meanwhile you’re on an Angolan snake charmer forum wasting away your youth shitposting while you could be like her.
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When sexbots (Translator's Note: Sex Robots) become advanced enough, then will me being bad at sex be sufficient proof that I am a true human?
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>>28198760
>your past
What would you know about that?
>could be like her
I was and it was hell
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>>28198725
where did you meet
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Why are you gay?
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>>28198759
You should get that checked out anon.
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>>28198764
sure
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>>28198674
Yeah. But then I see how much she has to pay for clothes, and I feel better lol
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>>28198769
I‘m not. Why are you?
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just fucked a beautiful transwoman in her pussy. i cummed inside her.
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>>28198765
>What would you know about that?
That you’ve made shitty choices in your past and that discolours your perception of marriage. Even before this post you exuded the tone of a woman lashing out. But I’m not perfect either, no one is. The important thing is that you can always change and take that first step.
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>>28198768
Dating app
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>>28198779
Ok. Good for you.
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I'm reading Anna Karenina atm and I highly recommend it to atoga. Very enlightening regarding certain things indeed lol
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Are Macbooks a status symbol
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>>28198677
Do you ever feel bad mogging your friends?
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>>28198779
This nigga bragging about fucking a dude lmaoooooooo
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>>28198725
No, *I* had the best sex with your husband!
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>>28198787
Only for the lower classes
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>>28198786
Like what? That you get suicidal when you‘re unhappy but suppress it? Very profound indeed.
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>>28198692
When did you decide you had enough boob? Where is the line?
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>>28198784
Tinder? Is it really work?
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>>28198786
You're too late, I already read it, and I even Levinposted last thread.
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>>28198692
So what you are saying is you got fat
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>>28198779
ftm or mtf?
I cannot imagine anything worse than fucking an mtf in the pussy
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>>28198798
This is about the quality of discussion I expected lol
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>>28198803
Then you have no imagination, smoothie.
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>>28198781
>made shitty choices
Indeed. The shitties of them being falling for the religious good girl larp and getting married.
>you can always change
And i will because humans always grow but i don‘t feel any need or desire to try to be anything i‘m not.
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>>28198778
because you're so cute
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>>28198800
I don't remember the name of it, it was 7 years ago
>>28198751
Not true
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>>28198807
You’re still married. And you always will be. What the government says is irrelevant, God has the final and ultimate say.
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>>28198808
Ok that‘s it. I‘m gay now too. For you.
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Why do some women feel the need to betray their identity/race/people/religion etc. ?
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>>28198811
>God has the final and ultimate say
Good thing god and i are one and the same then
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>>28198801
It's great isn't it? With which character do you identify the most?
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>>28198812
l u bb <3
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>>28198815
There's only one race. The human race. Our true enemy is the machines. If you don't understand this then you are a tool of the machines.
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>>28198815
To spite you
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>>28198644
how to pull guys if i dont have social media or dating apps?
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>>28198815
Why men don't?
I want a white bf
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>>28198816
Nah, you’re a divorcee who spends her time seething as happily married women on 4chan.
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>>28198819
*faints because this is too beautiful for me to take it*
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>>28198826
Get social media and dating apps
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>>28198829
The only one seething here is you bb<3
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>>28198818
I am Karenin. What did I do wrong? Why do you despise me? Go ahead and leave me. I forgive you because I still love you.
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>>28198806
mtf
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>>28198656
Some sort of alien cult? Only if they were hot aliens.
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girls, does pro-choice automatically mean pro-creampie?
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Why are men more interested in collecting photos of women than they are in actually dating them?

And no, it's not just me.
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>>28198839
Dating is hard
Jerking off to pictures is easy
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>>28198838
>girls, does pro-choice automatically mean pro-creampie?
Pro-choice does not mean pro-STI.
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>>28198826
Go to college and wear something that shows legs, ez
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>>28198839
I don't collect any photos. I only save images to my computer so that I can post them on 4chan, and then I delete the pictures once they're posted.
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>>28198833
If that makes you feel like you’ve “ won “ this interaction then great.
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>>28198831
no i dont want to do that. what can i do other than that? i am not bad looking and skinny.
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>>28198846
Post the fifth last you saved please
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>>28198822
Orher humans make the machines,stop trying to blame others
>>28198825
Enjoy getting btfod when the guys family comes by and wants to meet you. Youll always be treated as an outsider
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>>28198840
>Dating is hard
>Jerking off to pictures is easy
I'm sure that's true, but does actually spending with actual women really not have *any* advantages over jerking off?
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>>28198849
Do you have any interactions with guys your age? School? Work? Talk to them
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>>28198845
I got done with college a few months ago and have been single ever since
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Why does my cock taste weird? Take a taste and help me figure out
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>>28198855
Oh it has plenty of advantages, don't get me wrong. Women are amazing. It just takes a lot of effort and, for some people, has an unacceptably high rate of failure. So they don't even try.
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>>28198644
whats something subtle that you find really cute when girls do?
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>>28198848
Are you the anon who thinks you‘ve won an argument if the other stops replying? That would explain a lot. Conversation aren‘t about winning, they are about learning from each other and putting into words what you might not have put into words before. But since you think it‘s about who‘s got the better truths, this would add up.
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>>28198858
>Why does my cock taste weird?
Do you wash it? Like, ever?
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>>28198849
What kind of men do you like?
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>>28198856
I work from home so not much chances there, other men i occasionally hang out with are my friends from school and stuff
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>>28198852
I saved this and posted this on 4chan on Monday. Now I'm going to delete everything in my Downloads folder.
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>>28198865
No, I don’t know who you’re talking about. I’m usually on /lit/ not here. But it’s good to know I’ll have company in your head for the next little while.
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>>28198867
only with your mouth and my gf's when I get her to do it
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>>28198873
Kek
>>28198877
Please go back to /lit/
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>>28198868
im partial to shy lanklets, but im willing to settle for anyone cute and not boring
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>>28198834
Ah yeah I saw that coming lol
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>>28198877
>I’m usually on /lit/ not here.
Not that Anon, but are you reading anything good at the moment?
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>>28198848
I keep meeting freshmen international student chicks from south america and they're all so fucking hot like god damn how can one continent have this many qts? My friends from back home say I shouldn't pursue them because they're too young but I feel like they'd behave differently if they were seeing these chicks I knew.

t. 28-year-old phd student
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>>28198881
>im partial to [...] lanklets,
We know, you're a woman.
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>>28198839
Because you always reject me. That's why I have to collect photos of my imaginary gf
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What do women think of men who have a strong vocabulary?
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>>28198883
Currently rereading pic. Read it annually as it’s my favourite book. Finished Soseki’s “ Three Cornered World “ and that was great too. I’m big on imagery.
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>>28198839
I don't know. I like collecting pics and videos of women which can give me (You)s.
Never went on social media and saved someone's picture.
However, I'm not a virgin.
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>>28198870
Date your friends then
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>>28198886
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>>28198898
I like that
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>>28198889
idc about the height much, as long as they're like 5'7 im good. i just like skinny guys.
>>28198906
if i was into them or they were into me, we wouldnt be just friends. they're my bros.
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>>28198900
That's been sitting in my to-read bucket since July. I'll have to move it onto my shortlist so I can talk with you about it soon.
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>>28198917
Just download bumble and write a good bio describing what you want or dont want etc
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I hate my good eyesight. I have 25/20 vision and every time a cute girl is close to me it's just too much. I can't function properly. Are there glasses that make your vision blurry?
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>>28198900
Nice choice, my favorite book. I don't have a cat, so I named my dog behemoth
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>>28198839
some are reaction images. Others are just (You) farms. And then some just go in my fap folder that I really need to fucking delete
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>strong vocabulary
>strong body
>not an ass burger
>actually fuckable face
>they still wimp out after I ask them out (say yes first but change their mind after)
And you fuckers why I'd rather fuck a sex doll. Just say no; it's not that hard. When did you start caring so much about hurting my feelings?
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>>28198656
I got some AI lions made for you.
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>>28198926
dating apps are botnet. is there no other way?
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>>28198923
It’s excellent, avoid anything that could spoil it for you. What’s your favourite book? Are you into prose, imagery or ?
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>>28198937
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>>28198947
creep
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>>28198939
You can approach a guy you like irl. But the safest and most varied option for you is bumble.
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>>28198939
We will soon enter a hellish dystopia where you must physically fight the robots every day to defend your loved ones, and you're already chickening out of swiping a few bodiless bots online?
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>>28198868
someone who can take a joke, isn't boring/anxious all the time, easy going, willing to try new stuff etc
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Either gender.
If your parents saw this image somehow, how would you explain it to them?
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>>28198947
You don’t need a woman you need pic.
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>>28198950
>>28198956
i got the same advice from my normie friends. but if anons are also saying this then this is truly the only option. i have to get over my digital hermit stance and stop being a /g/tard. hope it's not too late, thanks anon(s).
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>>28198963
Hello, I heard you talking about me..hi
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>>28198964
M
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwzPwxs8uKw
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>>28198964
M
My dad would reel his head back and ask "What the hell is that?" verbatim, then would immediately forget about it after I tell him (not that I save cringejaks on my phone). I don't think my mom would be able to comprehend what she's looking at.
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>>28198963
Normal people. Try dating apps
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“Fine words and an insinuating appearance are seldom associated with true virtue.”
State gender, and what do you think of this Confucius quote? Fine words and an insinuating appearance pretty much what an "alpha male" is
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>>28198980
F. Yes, anyone can fake being a good person, but it usually falls apart quickly.
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>>28198964
I‘d explain in detail for two hours and then they would still not find it funny.
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“ Man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger “.

What do you think of this Confucian quote?
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>>28198980
>Fine words and an insinuating appearance pretty much what an "alpha male" is
Yes, if you're 12 you might think that
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>>28198971
Kek, it's never too late. I got a feeling you'll be much happier after being on it. Good luck to you !
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>>28198991
thanks anon! all the best to you for whatever it is you are seeking :D
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>>28198988
9.5/10
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>>28198983
Shes right, I’m a guy and it never works long term. That being said, the first 4-6 months are usually pretty great
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>>28198947
Sure
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>>28198980
You mean my tweets defending black people don't make me stunning and brave? Impossible.
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>>28198898
they r fags
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>>28199006
Because relationships aren‘t meant to be dragged out longer than that.
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>>28199008
okay I'll prepare your room then
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>>28198943
I'm simple, I like stories and character work. When it comes to translated novels, I'll inevitably be reading the translator's interpretation of the author's prose, and only catch a fleeting glancing glimpse of the author's unvarnished prose in its true form. What I like most is to discuss a book though. I have no fun reading a book all by myself, and it's way more to share thoughts with another person, like a random passing anonymous stranger on 4chan.

Here are some of my favorite books. What about you, what else do you like?
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>>28199013
This is actually true, by that time naturally the man would impregnate the woman and they would work on a family. People tend to forget that love is a tool not a goal.
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>>28199016
Thank you. Can you put some tulips in it please?
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>>28199020
Indeed.
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>>28199022
okay sure. I'll leave some chocolates too.
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>>28199020
considering you're nothing but a young smuch, your opinion of things of a longterm nature doesn't matter. I'm not gonna call you an incel, but you're clearly inexperienced.
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>>28199033
That‘s nice but the flowers are all i want. Can i bring my own bed sheets?
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>>28198799
when i had enough for cleavage + people started saying i had nice boobs

>>28198802
what i'm saying is i finished puberty
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>>28199018
Have you read other Dosto stuff and War and Peace?
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>>28199038
Yeah I'm not an incel, but neither a young smuch (also don't know what that word means, because I'm esl). But why would I be inexperienced, a lot of movie and novel shows this nature of relationships, and it's not an coincidence that when the kids leave the house many marriage breaks.
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>>28199045
I'm 19 and still can't make cleavage... let's hope that day is still ahead for me :')
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>>28198644
are you happy with your job?
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>>28199041
yes, you can do what you want with the room.
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>>28199059
>Narrator: It wasn't.
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>>28199059
Cleavage is overrated tbqh
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>>28199045
>finished puberty
Yeah I'm not interested
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>>28199059
Any girl can make cleavage. Just squeeze harder.
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>>28199052
I've read Notes from the Underground, and I'll be revisiting him again eventually. For Tolstoy I've also read The Death of Ivan Ilyich, but I lost my place when I was reading War & Peace and I didn't have the courage to start over. I did watch the 4-part 1966 Soviet film version of War & Peace though, and that was fun.
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>>28199059
it probably isn't but that's ok
ive seen lots of pro-flat sentiments over the years, there's a good crowd for u
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>>28199045
What about Second Puberty? The one where women who aren't satisfied with their bodies have a chance to grow again? When does that come along?
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>>28198656
No
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>>28198674
I don't have any
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>>28199083
I think I'm the expert on what my body can and can't do, thanks

>>28199092
I'll give up hope when I'm 21, until then I'll be praying for boobs every night
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>>28199056
>lot of movie and novel shows this nature of relationships, and it's not an coincidence that when the kids leave the house many marriage breaks.
> But why would I be inexperienced

lol
According to you stupid logic, Captain American and the Hulk are real because you saw them in a movie. Stupid idiot.
It's pretty obvious to me who are the incels, the 0 life experience idiots (like you), etc in these threads by the dumb shit they say.
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>>28198988
Worms
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>>28199101
Good movies and novels usually describe real life phenomena (and no, capeshits are not good ones)
And what is your life experience with this that goes hard against my statement? Maybe the family were too narrow for it, but basically relationships either end in some project or fail on the long term.
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What do girls mean by "make cleavage"? Either you have it or you don't.
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Anon, are you afraid of the dark?
Did you drink enough water today?
Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
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>>28199065
I'm so fucking bored at work right now.
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>>28199128
<3
How much longer till work is over?
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>>28199086
Hey you're pretty well read, are you the anon who said he's mainly on /lit/? And are you M or F?

Notes from the Underground surprised me because I expected something totally different, the underground man resonated with me way more than I expected. I thought it would be a character study of one of Dostos typical antagonists, a well educated atheist and "believer in progress", but he was much more sympathetic than that. Also consider reading Tolstoys other short stories (and his folk tales), they're all good. And you must go through with reading War and Peace, it's the comfy family drama of Anna Karenina interwoven with epic civilizational struggle (and essays, lots of essays). Also impressive that you saw the soviet movie, I thought I was the only one. I credit Anna Karenina with getting a gf
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>>28199127
>Anon, are you afraid of the dark?
No
>Did you drink enough water today?
No
>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
No
>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
Not off the top of my head
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I started working a part time job solely for kind of related experience for my grad school apps and a coworker was like be honest, how do you feel about this job and career field and I told her I’m glad I didn’t pursue it because it’s boring and doesn’t pay well… she literally discussed pay with me one day

But then she got offended… what is the issue here?
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>>28199121
It means squeezing your boobs together, dear ESL. It's the same "make" as in "make a fist". Some poor girls are unable to make cleavage because their breasts are too small and/or far apart.
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>>28199149
>the pay is low
Ok, you agreed on this earlier
>it's boring as hell, I'm glad I'm not you lmao
Rude
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Guys, do you have a nickname or euphemism for your penis?
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>>28198964
My dad wouldn't care. He stopped caring about anything related to my private life and what I do a long time ago.
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Ladies, beard or no beard and why?
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Girls, would you consider riding your bf like a horse and shouting "giddyup!" while whipping him?
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>>28199127
No, no, no, yes.
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>>28199155
Impregnator
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>>28198846
>>28198891
>>28198934
>>28198903
I wasn't thinking about collecting pictures generally, I was thinking about the kind of guy who is becoming increasingly common on dating apps, and who is clearly only on there because he's hoping to collect nudes. When you say to him "Sorry, I don't send pictures to strangers, but hey, why don't we go for a drink together?" he will turn you down flat. This, despite the fact that he was previously bugging you for nudes, and must therefore presumably think you look okay. I really don't get why someone would turn down the opportunity of a date with a flesh and blood woman, but still want nudes of her.
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>>28199155
No.
Do you have for your vagina or boobs?
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>>28199164
Only if he was okay with me making him use a horse dildo on me afterwards.
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>>28198947
>I have a 2-bed/bath apartment, can a femanon come live with me?
Baby, don't you think we're moving a little fast here?
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>>28199155
"anon junior"
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>>28199127
>Anon, are you afraid of the dark?
No.
>Did you drink enough water today?
Yes.
>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
No.
>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
Never tried but I'm sure I could follow a recipe.
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>>28199162
A nice beard is usually better than no beard, but no beard is better than a half-assed beard.
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>>28199127
>Anon, are you afraid of the dark?
Usually only if I hear a weird noise, or watched something scary recently.
>Did you drink enough water today?
I'm on my first bottle, woke up about 2 hours ago.
>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
Never heard of it.
>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
I don't even know what it's made of.
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>>28199179
No, I'm just lonely.
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>>28199186
my thoughts exactly
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>>28199137
>Hey you're pretty well read, are you the anon who said he's mainly on /lit/?
Couldn't be me, I don't belong anywhere. The sooner I leave 4chan, the better.
>And are you M or F?
NOW I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
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>>28199178
He would be delighted to do so.
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>>28199155
>Guys, do you have a nickname or euphemism for your penis?
Ugh, no, and I can't stand it when women give it one, or refer to it as "him" rather than "it". It makes me feel like a paedophile.
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>>28199195
This sort of win-win is what relationships are based on. I hope you find your cowgirl someday.
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>>28199175
No but I often joke about myself as the leader of the itty bitty titty committee.
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>>28199201
>. It makes me feel like a paedophile.
anon I...
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>>28199162
>Ladies, beard or no beard and why?
A neat, clean, well-groomed beard, because it makes me feel like you're a man rather than a boy.
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Let's finally settle this. Do guys prefer to coom inside girl's mouth or on her face?
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>>28198674
No, I've always been the biggest of my friends. For some reason, skinny tall chicks gravitate to me.
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>>28199212
Inside mouth, having her willingly gulp it down is unbelievably hot
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>>28199201
Wtf really? Like even as a joke?
I talked to a bf's dick and pretended to talk shit about my bf by saying that he is really my bf and the guy attached is just his assistant. I thought it was very funny at the time.
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>>28199212
mouth normally but on special occasions I'll coom on her face (if her face is coomable)
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>>28199212
In her mouth
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>>28199155
Nope. Feel like I should, though. I mean what if I take him for a walk in the park and girls want to pet him? I can't just say "his name is penis!" or something like that.
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>>28199127
>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
No. Do you want to watch it together?
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>>28199212
Speaking purely for myself, in her mouth. The things a skilled woman can do with her tongue feel too good for me not to want to feel them as I cum.
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>>28199204
You don't have the tenure to be the leader, but membership is still pretty special.
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>>28199204
That's cute. Reminds me of my ex.
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>>28199127
>are you afraid of the dark?
No
>Did you drink enough water today?
No
>Have you seen the movie swiss family robinson?
No
>Can you make pizza dough from scratch?
Yes a trans woman taught it to me
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>>28199219
nta but hot
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>>28198656
Only if i piss off the cia enough that they send the greys after me
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>>28199218
What if she spits it?
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>>28198644
So I had posted this a few threads ago
>So I had a bit of a shitty night with my class. We were doing a meet up at a bar and I came in late. My friends were sitting near my ex gf. The only free seat was literally right next to her. I sat down and said hi to her. She acted like she didn't know me and picked up her bag and went to another table. It hurt me really bad and ruined my night.
>After our breakup she said she wanted to be friends and I waited a couple of weeks to give distance an messaged her like a friend asking how she was doing and to show I felt no ill will towards her. We messaged each other back and forth for like a week and then I thought I did my job and we stopped.
I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and suggest she was just going to talk to other people but the fact it was immediately when I got there... idk
>Did I do something wrong? I feel like shit
I left the meetup early and took a picture of the street because there was a cool fog and posted it to my instagram story. When I checked back to see who viewed it I noticed she was among one of the first people to do so. Why?
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>>28199225
I used to love watching it as a kid. Haven‘t seen it in a long time. I always wanted a tree house like they have, with the star gazing window. And the monkey ofc. Yes, i‘d like watching it together!
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>>28199219
If it's really and truly a joke, maybe; but I've been with more than one woman who felt the need to anthropomorphise it in an unironic way, and it really bugged me.
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>>28199251
anon you have to move on
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>>28199249
That's kinda gross, but still, the sight of her lips around my dick is too hot to pass up. I'd feel bad messing up her face.
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I'm dating my first girlfriend ever, it will be our sixth date now. We cuddle, make out, talk about our lives, date every week, text inbetween dates, so basically already are sort of a couple, whether you call it like that or not.

We did not have sex yet, but she already agreed to come to my apartment at one point and ... yeah.

But I never voiced her being my girlfriend, I never called her like that.

Should I ask that question on my next date?
>"C-can I call you my girlfriend now?"
>"Y-you are my g-girlfriend, right?"
>"D-do I understand correctly we are g-girlfriend and b-boyfriend now?"

How should I make clear she is my girlfriend to me without seeming cringe and insecure?
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>>28199227
Wdym? Like swirl around the tip and stuff?
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>>28199260
Put the ball in her court, just casually ask "would you consider me your boyfriend?"
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>>28199262
>"No, actually that's Chad. You're just my emergency option."
>"O-oh. O-okay."
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>>28199257
I know but it just really upset me. And the fact she decided to look at my instagram story afterwards is just baffling to me when she did that.
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>>28199240
Thet wasn't my intention either.
>>28199256
You don't see how it's so anthropomorphize-able, though? Like it has a definite head, responds independently to stimuli and is somewhat uncontrollable by a guy, makes me happy and complements me by getting hard, can be shy and not want to come out of a guy's pants, etc. It's all silly fun at the root of it, but it's obviously very easy to make that sort of comparison to a cute extension of the guy you love with a mind partially its own.
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>>28199277
Maybe she was worried you posted about her.
Since you decided to bring it up again, who broke it off, you or her?
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>>28199254
Found a pic of it
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>>28199260
don't ask any of that shit, it's cringe. There doesn't have to be an official announcement of her being your gf, anon. If you want to, you can introduce her as your girlfriend next time she meets a friend or whatever for the first time
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>>28199254
>>28199290
It's a deal then. I'll watch one of your favorite movies if you watch one of mine.
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>>28199294
I didn‘t know there was an anime. I‘ll have to see if i can find it.
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>>28199289
She did. She called me and she said she wasn't ready to be in a serious relationship. I can understand yknow. She then said we can just be friends and she thanked me for being so understanding.
After awhile (i cant remember if it was a few weeks or a month), I just sent her a message asking how she was doing. I was just trying to show I didn't hate her or anything and we messaged each other for a week.
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>>28199261
>Wdym? Like swirl around the tip and stuff?
Does no one teach women how to give blow jobs any more? What you do with your tongue is literally the most important part of the experience!

(Seriously, why do men not explain stuff like this to women? You'd think it would be in their interests!)

Don't use the tip of your tongue, use the flat part in the middle. Try gentle side-to-side movements across the sensitive spot (which is roughly under the frenulum, but is in slightly different places on different guys - mine is off to the left a bit, for example - and also moves around a little depending on how hard the cock is).

When you're moving the cock in and out of your mouth, let it slide all the way along your tongue (the underside of the shaft is also quite sensitive) and keep going with gentle side-to-side movements as you do it.

You may have to experiment a bit to see how the guy likes it - ask for feedback - but women more often go too fast and too hard than the other way round - stroke with your tongue rather than flicking.

Some guys like having the tongue pressed against the urethra too, but I find that uncomfortable.
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>>28199280
>can be shy and not want to come out of a guy's pants
Sorry, what?
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>>28199324
It's hard to get a soft dick through a zipper, in my life experience.
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>>28199321
Ah yeah, no i do that. I guess i just didn‘t word it well. Basically caressing/stroking firmly but gently and rhythmically. Thanks for writing it out.
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>>28199269
>Wtf congrats bro, how did you do it, I never got this far
By just being myself.

No, seriously. I never hoped to get a girlfriend ever, but suddenly this girl, who I would've definitely deemed out of my league, approaches me first and asks ME OUT.
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>>28199260
If you want to sound like some total weirdo then go on ask them, otherwise not
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Ladies do you or your friends like black men? What's so special about them or is it just a 4chan thing?
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>>28199334
>>28199299
Okay, I won't.

Should I just call her my girlfriend in some context? And if she stays silent and doesn't go
>UHM ANON ACTUALLY YOURE MORE LIKE A BROTHER WHO STICKS HIS TONGUE IN MY THROAT SOMETIMES TO ME
take that as confirmation?
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>>28199338
>Ladies do you or your friends like black men?
I don't dislike them. They're not really in any way different from white men, unless you count the shape of their lips when you kiss.
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>>28199338
I don‘t like or dislike people based on the color of their skin but based on their personality.
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Any virgin girl here?
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>>28199352
why
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I wish I had a gf to snuggle with.
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>>28199352
>Any virgin girl here?
Since virginity is purely a social construct, sure, why not?
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Is it true only 1% of women graduate high school as virgins?
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>>28199357
I wish i had a bf or a gf to cuddle with.
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>>28199333
don't let the incel posters hear this they'll burn you alive
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>>28199356
I'm looking for a girlfriend.
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>>28199321
Men don’t explain it because talking about dick is gay
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>>28199338
>>28199357
>>28199365
Stop your bitter incel spree already.
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>>28199369
... as long as I am a virgin in my mid-20s, I am technically an incel myself, aint I.
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>>28199374
Wrong board, you want >>>/soc/
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>>28199365
>Is it true only 1% of women graduate high school as virgins?
Yeah, when I graduated, only the smallest toe on my left foot was still virginal. That's probably about 1% of me.
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>>28199341
Why are you so insistent on knowing whether or not she's defined as your girlfriend? You should be able to tell how she feels towards you and that doesn't have to be quantified in a binary way.
As I said, just introduce her as your girlfriend if you're absolutely insistent and you get the chance, but don't try to force it because it feels weird.
If you ask her, you're effectively implying that she does all the things you've done together with people who aren't her boyfriend.
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>>28199378
Schizo
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>>28199361
Have you ever had a boyfriend?
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>>28199357
My bad i didn‘t mean to tag you.
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>>28199383
I want to deflower your left smallest toe
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>>28199382
That's also the wrong board. There's no right one.
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>>28199374
nobody wants to date a lowly sperg like you
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>>28199260
im so exhausted of men and always thinking about sex man
>WE'VE BEEN ON A FEW DATES IS IT ENOUGH FOR SEX NOW
>I DON'T KNOW IF WE'RE GF'/BF IS IT TIME FOR SEX NOW
>we're dating but we haven't had sex yet :((((((


it's like it's really all men think about then they get mad at women for changing the "muhdern dating"
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>>28199382
Aren't there only degenerates?
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>>28199380
incel is more of a state of mind than a literal thing these days. for example, having sex with a prostitute doesn't cure inceldom, even if you technically aren't one by strict definition. if you don't hate women, you aren't really an incel
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>>28199385
Miserable worm
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>>28199396
That‘s why i just fuck them right away. Then you can fond out fast if they are interested in you as a person too or just wanted to bust a nut. If his enthusiasm and attitude changes after he got some pussy, blocked immediately.
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how do I cope with the fate of women not finding me attractive
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>>28199361
>virginity is purely a social construct
Women never keep this energy when a guy older than 20 is a virgin
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>>28199384
This guy is obviously some autismo don't go harsh on him
>>28199341
If it comes off as natural then yes you can say that and see what happens. But if you are cuddle and not just hug way it's more than obvious imo that she considers you her bf. Big chances is she waiting for you to take steps.
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Men, would you consider going vegan or vegetarian?
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>>28199395
Would you like it if I called you a lowly worm?
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Any girls who are saving themselves for marriage? What's your limit in terms of kissing or more?
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>>28199384
>Why are you so insistent on knowing whether or not she's defined as your girlfriend
I just don't know how its done.

As for why, I want to make my parents/grandparents proud by telling them I have a girlfriend finally. They've been nagging me. And calling someone a girlfriend behind her back, without her confirmation, is probably cringe.

Maybe I'll ask her
>Can I show the photos we made of us together to my parents?
To the same effect.
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>>28199397
No.
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>>28199361
>Since virginity is purely a social construct, sure, why not?
WE'RE HITTING ROAST LEVELS THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN BE POSSIBLE
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>>28199411
Nope
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>>28199407
Change your looks.
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>>28199352
yes
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>>28199399
I despaired over not having a girlfriend. Without blaming women. I never agreed with the incel mindset, but I used to feel incel ... just not a woman-hating incel.
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>>28199411
I would rather die than give up meat.
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>>28199428
I hope you do so soon.
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>>28199409
>This guy is obviously some autismo don't go harsh on him
I think it's needed to be harsh because I want to drill it into his skull that it's a bad thing to try and force these things because it's what can really end up hurting a relationship and I want the best for my little anon
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>>28199387
>Have you ever had a boyfriend?
I've had several. Quite a few times each.

Sorry, I'm messing with you, it's just that virginity isn't a real thing, it's just something people made up. Given the most sophisticated medical equipment in the world there is no test you can perform that will reliably determine whether someone is a virgin or not. Literally nothing happens in the body or brain that in any way distinguishes a virgin from a non virgin. They're physically identical.

So, you know, I can choose to be a virgin today if I feel like it. Or a non-virgin. They're exactly the same.
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>>28199411
I already went vegetarian. What happens now?
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>>28199440
You get seven thousand good boi points.
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>>28199415
If you are really that worried about it, you can curve it by talking about how you're "with someone" or "seeing someone" now. But if you fuck a girl after several months(I know it hasn't happened yet but it sounds like it will soon) and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoself

>>Can I show the photos we made of us together to my parents?
It's not as bad as "hey are you my girlfriend" but it still kinda comes across as weird? Not because you want to show her to your parents but rather because you seem to seek the validation for doing so.
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>>28199411
Absolutely not. Never.
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>>28199440
Have you transitioned yet?
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>>28199434
I guess you can’t call guys incels because they’ve chosen to be non virgins
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>>28199424
Have you ever had a boyfriend?

>>28199434
https://ifstudies.org/blog/counterintuitive-trends-in-the-link-between-premarital-sex-and-marital-stability
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>>28199446
Blocked
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>>28199396
Anonette, my dearest friend, I assure you a 100% I was not always thinking about sex. Maybe as one of the few men alive, I took a genuine interest in this woman's mind and soul, not just her body.

During our first and second date, I never once touched her beyond friendly hugs and I never tried to. I tried to get to know her, as a person, without paying much attention to her body.

And only after we started kissing on the mouth and she became comfortable with me caressing most parts of her body, only during our fourth of fifth date, I started thinking about sex, because I would have to be biologically impaired not to think about it at that point.
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>>28199411
If you find me a healthy, tasty, cheap substitute, yes.
It's not like I'm morally tied to wanting to murder animals, but I'm not willing to make that sacrifice for them.

The day I can get a nice juicy NotSteak tm that tastes, looks & smells like a real steak I'll likely stop eating meat
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>>28199164
Lol wtf
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>>28199413
You would never be able to look me in the eyes and even mutter that to me, dumb incel moid
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>>28199396
Put yourself in their shoes and imagine you have a ravenous appetite for naked girls. Suddenly their behaviour is understandable.
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>>28199434
Virginity is definitely a thing, but it's completely meaningless and I hate how much... importance is given to it on both sides.
If you pay a prostitute to fuck you, you will be no different than before
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>>28199442
Really? Boy, I sure hope not.

I went vegetarian to appease my own conscience, not to impress girls.
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>>28199411
No, I'm straight
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>>28199338
No
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>>28199439
Your heart is filled with hate. You should read the bible.
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>>28199405
You're very clever for a whore.
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>>28199408
>Women never keep this energy when a guy older than 20 is a virgin
I couldn't care less if a guy is a virgin. Quite often the reasons *why* he is a virgin are significant; but his actual virginity is not. For example, are you a virgin because you smell unpleasant and no one wants to get close to you? If so, and if you are going to *continue* to smell unpleasant, then I probably won't want to get close to you either; but if you can get rid of the smell, then we're good, and your actual virginity is irrelevant.

It's not the fact that you haven't had sex that's the problem, it's the reasons *why* you haven't.
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>>28199396
>making my girlfriend sexually frustrated enough over several months that she physically drags me into bed
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>>28199440
hi tranny
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>>28199434
Hi, you should probably refrain from posting in this thread because guys are trying to get answers from the average woman and most people who you meet aren't thinking in werid radical political terms like you. Most people understand what virginity means in this context. Thanks.
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>>28199411
Considered and rejected. Life without chicken or fish might be survivable, but both?
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>>28199473
Whore
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>>28199411
meat industry is pretty evil and a lot of the masculine excuses defending it are really just addiction to low quality peasant feed shit, but the end game for me is raising my own or at least having a personal local butcher
until then bests i can give you is fasting
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>>28199483
nobody cares, homo
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>>28199471
I do have a few tricks up my sleeve.
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>>28199260
Under precisely what circumstances would her being your girlfriend be measurably different from her not being your girlfriend?
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>>28199469
Don't listen to her, she's a bich.
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>>28199486
you would if you saw
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>>28199409
>But if you are cuddle and not just hug way it's more than obvious imo that she considers you her bf. Big chances is she waiting for you to take steps.
We kiss on the mouth. And we don't cuddle in a le friendly hug way. She leans on me and I caress her whole body at this point, minus her privates.

So it's safe to assume I am her boyfriend in her mind already?

(Maybe she's very touchy or something.)
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>>28199490
don't cry so much, incel scum
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How do you find girls who don't care if a guy is a virgin?
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>>28199475
>>28199447
>fat incels talking smack online while my vegetarian brother is running marathons in military gear with a loaded backpack
kek
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>>28199495
Make sure to obsess about it and ask all the women you meet right away
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>>28199489
No idea, really. I just want to make sure I can call her "my girlfriend" inside my head and when talking to other people, without lying to myself.
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>>28199411
I’m vegetarian already, but vegan might be too far. I’d have to research what exactly I’d have to do.
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>>28199492
I've more than you ever will, since I'm a Veterinarian who spent his internship and first year of work working with animal/food inspection and farms, but sure, anon.
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>>28199498
Did everyone clap for him when he announced it?
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>>28199502
all I'm going to tell you is that you should stop thinking of your girlfriend as a whore that does this to random guys
you disgust me
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>>28199495
How do you find a girl who does care but the opposite way
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>>28199498
is that supposed to be impressive? I did my first marathon at 19. I'm sure even as a child I was more of a man than your faggy little brother
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>>28199445
>But if you fuck a girl after several months(I know it hasn't happened yet but it sounds like it will soon) and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoself
We have been seeing for "only" a month and sex isn't a done deal yet, "merely" kissing.

>and you're worried about calling her your gf you need to check yoself
Do I? Everything happens to the first time, how am I supposed to know the conventions of when someone becomes my girlfriend.

>Not because you want to show her to your parents but rather because you seem to seek the validation for doing so.
Okay. I guess what I'll do is to suggest we visit my parents during some date, they have a very nice suburb home with a large garden and I can use that as a pretext for a visit there.
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>>28199510
The art work reminds me of the ghibli heidi anime. Looks like a combo i might enjoy. I‘ll check it out.
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>>28199411
I'm allergic to fruit and some nuts so fuck anyone who arbitrarily puts limits on what they should and shouldn't eat. If it isn't a health issue, you should be grateful and eating it. But yeah, obviously being vegetarian, or worse, a v*gan, is not viable for me.
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>>28199504
did they have you scoop out the excess shit from the cows stomach hole before you gave them their lifelong dosage of mutant mass growth hormone or did they just have you on forcefeed tube duty for the chickens
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>>28199476
Everyone understands what virginity means, it's just that it isn't real. It's like having a special word for someone who has never been to the beach, or a special word for someone who has never eaten peas. Sure, there is no ambiguity about it; you can define the term in a way that makes its meaning absolutely clear; any given person has either been to a beach or they haven't; but after they've washed off the sand, the fact that they have been to a beach doesn't actually *matter*; nothing is measurably different about them before and after their first beach visit (except that they may be slightly better at building sandcastles); so there's not actually any *point* in defining a word that means that, or obsessing about whether people have or haven't eaten peas. It is equally pointless to make a fuss about "virginity".
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>>28199512
>you should stop thinking of your girlfriend
Oh, so you called her my girlfriend already, that sort of answers the question inside my head whether she is. Thanks.

>girlfriend as a whore
Never did ... She never even held hands before she met me, and she's 20 and pretty. She's the opposite of a whore, if anything.
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>>28199531
Holy based
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>>28199527
seethe more, mentally ill anon. It's hilarious to look at
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>>28199533
Since when is someone‘s age and how pretty they are a factor on wether or not they are a whore?
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>>28199545
I never called anyone a whore. You brought that concept into play.

I think she is *the opposite* of one, as she had 0 sexual experience with 20.
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>>28199548
That‘s adorable. I always loved it too.
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What could I do on a date on a Sunday, when most museums, cinemas, galleries and so on are closed its cold, so outdors activities arent fun either?

(Life in provincial Germany be like that.)
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>>28199502
>No idea, really.
If even you don't know what her being your girlfriend actually means, what does it matter whether she is or not?
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>>28199579
It's an emotional concept.

Anyways, most women in this thread said they would never kiss and snuggle with a man they don't consider their boyfriend, so that's my answer. She likely thinks that way as well.
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>>28199578
Forget the date. Play videogames and watch anime. Come back where you belong. Quit pretending you're too sophisticated for us now.
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>>28199578
Go for brunch or coffee. Bakeries are still open on sunday in the morning. Go for a short walk if the weather allows it. Cook something together. Make a movie night.
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>>28199578
movies, food, short walk, coffee, etc
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>>28199582
I really like women a whole gosh darn hecking lot.
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>>28199582
<3
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>>28199517
You don't know what it's like to do the backpack runs they do in the military, huh
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>>28199582
we don't even notice you exist
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>>28199587
>Quit pretending you're too sophisticated for us now.
I would like to derive joy from simple solitary activities, but that pleasure has forever be stolen from me after having a girlfriend burned my dopamine receptors like a drug.
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>>28199450
>Have you ever had a boyfriend?
sadly no
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>>28199597
I do, since both my dad and 1st brother were army men, so they kinda forced me. Keep coping, deficient cuck
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>>28199531
this anon gets it
Yeah sure, going to the beach once will maybe learn you a few things, but simply stepping on & then leaving again isn't comparable to a person who rented an apartment & went there daily for a month.
And even so, what did you lean by going to the beach that's so important to your life
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>>28199493
Are you really this retarded or just like to hear obvious things
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>>28199606
How old are you?
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>>28199616
I think he‘s just trying to rub in to the incels because he thinks he „finally made it“.
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>>28199514
Stop acting like it's not a thing, just look at red flag bingos
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>>28199533
>Oh, so you called her my girlfriend already
yes you idiot that's the point
everyone here knows she's either your gf or REALLY stringing you along cruising straight for a bad time.
>Never did ... She never even held hands before she met me, and she's 20 and pretty. She's the opposite of a whore, if anything.
You don't understand
In your head, she is making out & cuddling with a random guy. Doing that is what a slut does. It's disrespectful to her that you would think this way
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>>28199616
I am very clueless about social and especially sexual interactions.

If being a male who browses 4chan didn't give that away already.
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>>28199622
that's simply not true, flat earther
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>>28199621
Just stop
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>>28199620
this but just having a gf in the first place and not really just the sex
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>>28199621
what is this? I'm 19
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>>28199578
Coffee then walk then cake?
>it's cold so outside isn't fun
why, just gives you a reason to huddle closer together
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>>28199623
I am not, my African American. I am still a virgin and this is a general frequented by mostly normies who talk about intimacy like it's the most natural thing in the world.
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>>28199631
>bill nye ensures its all perfectly normal and sustainable
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>>28199578
Wild sex
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>>28199620
what makes you think the people telling you virginity doesn't matter are sex havers?
I know it's nothing because I got a gf, had sex a few times & I felt no different after having sex. I learned far more from the relationship than the sex.
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>>28199578
It's called "Cold Weather Chicken". You both go outside anyway, and the first person to admit it's too cold loses.
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>>28199620
I haven’t had sex in 7 years, I’d rather jerk off than have casual sex.
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>>28199554
You said she may be touchy and meant kissing and cuddling with dudes by that
>>28199623
They may see that even a social retard can be loved by a woman
>>28199630
Then yes she is your gf
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>>28199650
>I know it's nothing because I got a gf, had sex a few times
Thanks for proving my point, spoiled fag.

Sex havers dont value sex, because they had it already. For those who didn't, it's like missing air. Except you don't die. But simply rot away in despair.
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>>28199627
The red flag bingo includes virgin
I meant she cares cause she wants a virgin
DOOFUS
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>>28199652
you are basically a virgin
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>>28199667
Lol
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>>28199660
No woman want a virgin
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>>28199632
Why?

>>28199635
Are you white?
I'm looking for a girlfriend
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>>28199656
>You said she may be touchy and meant kissing and cuddling with dudes by that
I must admit I did. Does that make me a horrible person?

Despite being an autist, I got dragged along to clubs, dance bars and the likes and saw women making out with randoms they most certainly wouldn't consider their boyfriend on the next morning.
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>>28199671
My point exactly
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>>28199673
>why?
Because of this
>Are you white?
>I'm looking for a girlfriend
You‘re a fucking creepy predator
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>>28199673
I won't be somebody's gf who ask whether I'm white or a virgin
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>>28199686
If he attached a photo of himself looking like Chad, he'd be "charming and straightforward".

But since he's most likely an incel, given the context, he's a "fucking creepy predator".
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>>28199691
Because you'd have to say no to both questions, eh?
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>>28199675
In clubs a lot of people making out with each other and get touchy even me, that's why you go there
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>>28199693
No, not at all. He could be model tier in looks, his character reeks of pathetic worm. It‘s disgusting.
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Which male behaviors signal neediness to you?
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>>28199691
>>28199686
What's bad about this?
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>>28199704
Whatever that creepy worm anon is doing itt.
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>>28199704
Anyone posting on 4chan is incurably needy.
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>>28199659
anon
that was 8 years ago...
sex isn't like air and you'll wither away without it
sex is like New Coke. You're excited for it, it'll be the best thing ever. Then you get to try it and find out it's not really all that special. Sure it's nice but it's not lifechanging. But every time you tell someone this, they tell you "no it's the best thing ever, I can't wait to try it"

You long for something and don't know what it is. I've had it and know it isn't all that
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I (M) started taking TRT under supervision of a doctor to get around 1,000 ng/dL (teenager levels) again, and I’m wondering why the fuck everyone doesn’t do this. Women can do the same thing and get their estradiol to 400-600 ng/dL and feel hornier and more energetic all the time too.
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>>28199693
No I would be upset even by a so called Chad if he asked me whether I'm white and a virgin
>>28199697
I have a somewhat creole skin because my grandma was a gypsy but people consider me white
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>>28199705
You‘re treating your future gf like an object before even meeting her. Have fun dying alone. Your aryan legacy will die with you.
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>>28199691
Based and respectpilled.
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>>28199705
Why are these matter
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>>28199719
>You‘re treating your future gf like an object before even meeting her
Oh, but foids using racial and height filters in each and every dating application is a-okay..
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>>28199717
Because your balls stop producing testosterone on TRT, it isn’t recommended because of that until you are 40.
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>>28199675
>Does that make me a horrible person?
Horrible? maybe, bad, definitely. You need to learn that women aren't some ethereal beings. She doesn't have to give you strict verbal confirmation that she's your girlfriend before she is. She doesn't have to consent to you showing her to your parents

>and saw women making out with randoms they most certainly wouldn't consider their boyfriend on the next morning.
because those are sluts & they don't care about relationships. They just want to be desired and have a good time. If that's what makes them happy good for them, but you shouldn't assume others are like that because you'll hurt them otherwise

I really hope this ends up working out for you anon but you really need to be more careful about these things. You've already almost fucked up pretty severely multiple times
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>>28199726
No i never said that that’s ok. I already told you it‘s fucking stupid to use those since it‘s just people treating each other like objects but you‘re too dense to get it into your thick head apparently.
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>>28199396
>im so exhausted of men and always thinking about sex man

If you're not having sex with someone, you're not having a sexual relationship.

Simple as.
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>>28199726
well I'm the one you asked and I don't use dating apps
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>>28199718
Dodging the virgin question
How curious
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>>28199731
>You've already almost fucked up pretty severely multiple times
Rest assured I never am that autistic around her, at least to my knowledge. I use the anonymity of imageboards to ask about things I don't understand.
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For girls (or just >>28199691)
Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation history and if not, what's an appropriate time to ask?

It's not like I want a virgin but I don't want someone who's had a bunch of one night stands or swapped boyfriends every two weeks
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>>28199743
I didn't but answered it earlier, yes I'm one
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>>28199719
I don't know what Westerners mean when they talk about women as objects.

>>28199724
I want white children, because they are beautiful.
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>>28199743
>how curious
NTA but nobody except you think that‘s something to consider. That‘s why. Holy fuck get a grip.
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>>28199744
>Rest assured I never am that autistic around her
rest assured, I know with 100% certainty that you do. She knows you're like that and accepts it but that doesn't mean you can just ignore the potential issues it can lead to.
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>>28199747
>Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation history and if not, what's an appropriate time to ask?
No, I also ask stuff like that early on. I'd say 3rd-4th date is fine by me.
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>>28199747
Being asked straight up whether I'm a virgin would be really embarrassing. But if you would start talking about yourself after we get together and then ask "and what about your relationship history" or something I would be fine with it
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>>28199747
If any guy ever asked me that shit i‘d never talk to him ever again.
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/atoga/ gals,
Can you tell when you're having sex with a guy that's a virgin? Has a guy ever successfully popped his cherry with you without you realizing he was a virgin?
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>>28199756
>I know with 100% certainty that you do. She knows you're like that
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>>28199766
How would I know? kek
I had sex with two guy, one was virgin but I knew well beforehand. The other wasn't... maybe.
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Have you ever had a stalker?
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>>28199749
>I want white children, because they are beautiful.
Don't really know what you consider white and what not in the US. I'm European and many times I'm the darkest skinned in the room because partly being romani. So I don't know whether I pass your test sorry :/
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>>28199778
Do you have one now? Irl or online? Is it scary? Weird?
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>>28199766
When I lost my virginity I couldn't properly put on the condo and were pretty bad I think so guess she realized it.
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>>28199524
Darn, how did you learn about your allergies? Age group? Is it genetic?
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How fucked would women be if men lost their sex drive?
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>>28199769
it's much better to have someone who likes you for you & that you don't have to hide yourself around than someone you tricked anon
when the veil slips you'd be in for a world of pain & so would they.

Be happy with what you have because a lot of the anons in this thread would chop off an arm and a leg for the position you're in
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>>28199779
People will talk bad about my family if I marry a part gypsy.
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>>28199778
>>28199782
I am the stalker of /atoga/. I say "Hi" to people that I recognize.

Hello, you.
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>>28199795
Very they would have to rely on their skills and abilities. So big chances they would die of hunger.
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>>28199748
Alright then
>>28199754
People are interested in their partner’s past
Virgins have historically been regarded as the ideal bride because there was no other way to tell if your kids were yours before DNA tests, it also shows self control and that she’s not the type to cheat
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>>28199797
Why would they? They wouldn't even know I'm part gypsy like it isn't written on my forehead.
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>>28199795
Not fucked at all, sadly...
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This thread sucked. Good night.
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>>28199804
>shows self control
No it showed parental and societal control
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>>28199795
I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versa

>>28199763
>Being asked straight up whether I'm a virgin would be really embarrassing
yeah it's kind of weird
>But if you would start talking about yourself after we get together and then ask "and what about your relationship history"
isn't this kind of weird, I've heard people mention the last thing they want is for the person they're dating to start talking about their previous relationship(s).

I guess it might be okay to approach it from a more practical? perspective as in "yeah it's been a while since I've been with someone, been focusing more on work etc., what about you?" rather than from what the relationship was like

>>28199759
aite yeah that sounds fair
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how do I stop my farts that smell like shit
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>>28199817
She has better boobs and ass than me :c
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>>28199819
Eat healthy
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>>28199817
My advice would be to stop posting photos of yourself half naked on fish for compliments and attention.
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>>28199817
It's called an average woman
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>>28199816
Whatever
Nobody wants a used car, they only get them cause they’re cheaper than new ones
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>>28199817
Think "that person" needs to put on a bit of weight. The midriff is nice at the moment, but the ribs look weird
It might just be shit lighting though.
Would you happen to have another picture of "that person" with different lighting?
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>>28199827
Stop acting like a boomer dad you worm. You‘re not mature or wise or pure, just retarded.
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>>28199813
>Not fucked at all, sadly...
That's want they want though

>>28199818
>I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versa
How? Give every man an onahole and we'd be set
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>>28199704
existing
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>>28199815
It was good to see you though. Have a good night.
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>>28199850
You too<3
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>>28199811
They will ask me questions like:

>Why didn't you marry a Greek?
>Where is she from?
>What's her origin? she doesn't look like x

And my parents would be happier if my girlfriend was a regular Greek girl.
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>>28199817
needs bigger boobs.
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>>28199817
>zero curves
I don't know which of us has the wrong definition of curves but to me she has curves.
Sure it's not a photoshopped model but hey
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>>28199817
I’m not that picky, if she liked me I would 100% be interested in her, I’d recommend she works out.
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>>28199833
>put on a bit of weight
amerimutt hands typed this
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>>28199855
Your family sounds like a bunch of faggots and assholes i hope you all get brain tumors and dick cancer.
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>>28199819
>how do I stop my farts that smell like shit
Don't eat foods which contain a lot of sulphur.
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>>28199842
>How? Give every man an onahole and we'd be set
I doubt men get as much out of an onahole as girls can get out of their various toys
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>>28199855
Greeks are like less white than gypsies
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>>28199796
>it's much better to have someone who likes you for you & that you don't have to hide yourself around than someone you tricked anon
Maybe ...

Consider the following context I never told you: she is not a normie, either. She was diagnozed with Schizoid Personality Disorder. In practice, it means she has great trouble understanding the emotions of people, trouble making friends, trouble taking social cues, weird and withdrawn hobbies that don't interest normies.

She happens to be pretty, so she got hit on a lot and generally received a lot of positive attention and maintained a healthy outlook of herself. She's almost overconfident sometimes, actually.

But if she weren't pretty, she probably would've lived a really sad, lonely life and had lots of self-esteem issues. Like most male loners do.

So we really fit one another, because we're both a bit ... special socially, one might say.

I genuinely believe if she were to date someone who isn't also special like me and therefore attentive to her weirdness, he would just use her as a pretty body for sex and never relate to her weirdness with empathy and "been there as well" as much as I do. So she may be somewhat lucky as well to date a non-normie man.

>because a lot of the anons in this thread would chop off an arm and a leg for the position you're in
I realize that, but others are neurotypical and experienced more than I will in ten lives. It's relative, I am neither bitter nor euphoric about my situation at the moment.
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>>28199578
Germany? Don’t you guys your concentration camps for fun?
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>>28199778
>Have you ever had a stalker?
Yeah. He's two years into a seven year sentence.
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What do women even feel depressed about lol? You're lives seem pretty gud
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>>28199871
Men don't need as much
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do you like men who hate going to parties
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>>28199825
Like what? just veggies?

They still make farts smell like shit
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>>28199881
Mine is not
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>>28199704
Breathing in my direction
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>>28199766
>Has a guy ever successfully popped his cherry with you without you realizing he was a virgin?
How would I know?

But you can usually tell an inexperienced guy, desu, because he hasn't yet realised that porn isn't real. It's like watching someone try to drive a car when absolutely everything he knows about driving comes from watching movies with car chases.
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>>28199817
im a 5/10 and i have no problem with this
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>>28199747
>Would you care if your partner asked about your sexual/relation history
Yes. Big red flag.
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>>28199817
Decent bottom half, skeleton top half
Idk, eat more?
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>>28199817
Slender and beautiful. I have no issues with it.
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>>28199831
Euro detected?
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Women, would it be a red flag for you if the guy could rant for hours about the US and their shitty culture and cultural colonization in the world?
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I've been dating a girl for two months, quickly reaching gf status, and I'm a bit stuck on what to do for valentines day. I was going to take her to dinner, but, what do I do gift wise?
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>>28199881
That's not how depression works.
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>>28199913
yep
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>>28199881
For me it was chronic illness, understanding that I'll be in pain for the rest of my days and there's not much that I can do to change that, death of loved ones and how tiring it is to take care of dying relatives who don't even remember who you are anymore.
These days I'm pretty happy and at most I miss my boyfriend, long distance kinda sucks.
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>>28199915
Yes.
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Pro tip: if you obsessively wonder what women consider red flags (and also firmly believe all women have exactly the same ones), you're never gonna make it.
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>>28199860
Maybe I should have asked /fit/. Because exercise is a good idea.
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>>28199916
valentines day is peak cringe
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>>28199916
how should we know what your gf likes?
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>>28199915
Yeah, I hate people who can't shut the fuck up about things nobody cares about. Just write a blog.
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>>28199817
looks like a whore banned for camwhoring
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>>28199881
For me, thinking that I'm a bad person, that I bring down the people around me by complaining too much, that I lack talent and therefore value. Also watching my mother spiral further and further into schizophrenia, and the way that she abused me as a child. Knowing that some part of her wants to hit me and wants me dead and thinks I'm her enemy is hard, also knowing that she'll never grow up and will always be begging me for money, things like that. And the fear that I will never overcome OCD, that I'll always be this miserable and terrified and that as I age, I will be more and more distressed to be in a sick, decaying body.

It really includes the whole range of things, I guess.
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>>28199931
>posting on /fit/ while female
Not a good idea
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>>28199939
>posting on 4chan while female
Not a good idea.

ftfy
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>>28199881
My cat died.
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For M
How many times can your gf ask you if you actually like her before it gets annoying?
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>>28199935
You say that because they haven't fucked up your country's cultural industry. And keep you in a peripheral status
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>>28199948
Twice
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>>28199948
If I actually like her: never, I'd enjoy her clinginess.
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>>28199941
>>28199939
>Being female
Nor a good idea.
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>>28199949
Please don't.
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>>28199903
Why is it such a big deal to you? Do you not think it's a fair thing for a partner to know about your past?

Also just checking, are you looking for hookups or long term relationships, because I'm obviously coming from the perspective of the latter
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>>28199949
Nobody cares.
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>>28199916
this was asked recently & the answer was if you don't know you already fucked up. Keep track of what she mentions
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>>28199952
Actually the best idea there is, 20x easier to fulfill your main desire.
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Anyone who likes Midsommar, Hereditary, or any movie by Lars von Trier or Alejandro Jodorowsky has shit tastes. State you gender and case against me.
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>>28199960
>the only thing that matters in life is getting laid online
Pathetic.
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>>28199960
I'm sure being female sounds a better deal to incel trash, but as a man I really don't believe it.
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>>28199961
F
You can't argue against opinions, retard. "Shit taste" is meaningless.
>>>/tv/
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>>28199726
>Oh, but foids using racial and height filters in each and every dating application is a-okay
1) They don't.
2) Even if they did, the fact that someone else does something wrong doesn't mean that you doing something wrong magically becomes okay. The wrong thing you're doing is still just as wrong.

This kind of thinking genuinely fascinates me. It's like a guy who's been arrested for breaking someone's arm saying to the cops "Oh, but all those people who go around shooting people, that's okay, right?" Well, no, it isn't, and neither is what you did. There's no connection.
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>>28199915
It would only be a red flag if he didn't stop himself for ranting about it for hours
>>28199817
Not a man but I have the same problem as you described, being thin from the side but having wide ribs and/or hips, I went through a phase where I was going to pilates and yoga classes all of the time and it really helped with how my body looked and felt so I recommend that, you can even do them from home
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Women, would you say you embrace your femininity?
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>>28199964
Wrong thread
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>>28199961
F. I don't know if they have shit tastes, but everyone I know who praised Midsommar is an insufferable cunt and a piece of shit so I agree with you.
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>>28199931
I doubt /fit/ has much experience with girls working out. Honestly as a beginner you can get by perfectly with superficial searches on google. If you want to go in with no pressure just buy a yoga mat or whatever & do calisthenics. You'd be surprised how far you can get without even any weights.

And yes, exercise is a good idea for anyone
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>>28199969
Yes 100%
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>>28199961
Midsommar is an okay movie, Hereditary is below that. Lars von Trier is important because of the dogma movement, and had a great film, the Dancer in the dark. Jodorowsky is cringe I admit it. M btw
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>>28199969
No, I wear sports bras so my tits don't stick out a foot in front of me
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This girl I met at a concert a few months back i gave a shoulder ride too, the first few days she was replying really well like paragraphs then she suddenly stopped.
I gave it some time but she just doesnt seem to want to talk much. I messaged her merry xmas and stuff here and there, and sometimes ill reply to her story and shell answer it.

What i dont understand is why she would keep me added?
Am i just on backup mode until she feels like doing something? I kinda want to slide in, it would be nice to get her out on a date. Any tips for making it more likely?
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women-do you actually cum from humping pillows?
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>>28199977
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>>28199968
When I see nobody is interested I usually stop
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>>28199867
What's wrong about keeping our nation white?

>>28199872
No, gypsies are almost always darker than Greeks. Only very few heavily mixed ones are lighter, but still have different faces.
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>>28199969
Yeah. I'm not a bright pink and frilly dresses kind of girl, but I'm pretty feminine both appearance wise and behaviour wise.
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>>28199818
>I think men would be fucked if women lost their sex drive more than vice versa
I think it's more about all the privileges women get from men because men want to fuck them
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>>28199984
I'm heavily mixed, only my grandma
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>>28199963
What advantage do men have over women?
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>>28199990
Such as?
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>>28199984
Will you shut the fuck up about race?
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>>28199980
Yes
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>>28199992
Physical strength?
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>>28199977
but why? tits are awesome
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>>28199967
>1) They don't.
why lie on the internet

>2) Even if they did, the fact that someone else does something wrong doesn't mean that you doing something wrong magically becomes okay. The wrong thing you're doing is still just as wrong.
Well, that's something you're right about. But dating apps are no niche phenomenon nowadays
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>>28199992
THIS IS BAIT
Do NOT respond seriously, or he'll start the "women get sex on command" whining
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>>28199992
Physical and intellectual
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>>28199961
F
hereditary is pretty good I love the main actress and midsommar while overhyped, is fine too and I like some of Alejandro Jodorowskys stuff, what are your problems with it?
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>>28199971
>everyone I know who praised Midsommar is an insufferable cunt and a piece of shit
I have noticed this too. Not sure why this is the case.
>>28199976
>Lars von Trier had a good movie
Man, I just can’t agree.

What about Michael Heneke? Most people who I know that like him are cringe, but his movies don’t seem awful.
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>>28199969
not to a guy
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>>28200001
They make me feel excessively sexual, and I'm not comfortable with that.
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>>28200004
Women do get sex on command, though. It's how it is.

Now, how satisfying this sex is and the quality of the men willing to do it, thats debatable.
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>>28200004
I know. I assume he's the stupid incel that keeps polluting these threads with his crying
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>>28199964
sad
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>>28200008
Have you seen dancer in the dark?
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I want a pet fox.

Do you want a pet fox?
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>>28200008
I like la pianiste from Michael Heneke, but not really his other works
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>>28200013
>Women do get sex on command, though. It's how it is.
yeh but they regret bad sex with betas and embarassing people more than guys do. If we get drunk and bang a fatty or uggo, we can just laugh and joke about it. For women it will haunt their reputation forever if anyone finds out they fucked an undesirable and it forever hurts their sexual value-and it's mostly women who judge other women for this
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>>28199950
… in one week?
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>>28200021
yes but even more a capybara
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>>28200021
Yes please one pet fox for me
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>>28200023
>The act of giving anyone other than Chad a shot traumatizes and degrades women

You basically confirm incel rhetoric without realizing.
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>>28200030
Now they showed their true face for sure
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>>28200013
I can't speak for all women, but I don't want to have casual sex. Which is why I could have it, since there's a disproportionate number of men who want casual sex compared to women so men take whatever they can get.
You can fuck random men too, if it suits you.
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One day we will be able to hunt and murder incels like you people. Won't it be grand? Sure will.
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>>28200004
Women have other advantages in life such as receiving more sympathy and less likely to be attacked
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>>28200024
Once a week is my limit
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>>28200007
>hereditary is pretty good
Disagree. I agreed when I first watched it, but I saw it a second time, and, without the shock, it has absolutely no substance outside the great acting from the mom in the film.
>Midsommar is fine
I’d say rewatch it without the shock, and you can see how hollow it is. It’s a shitty, C-grade horror movie with good visuals and forced esoteric elements that the creators of the movie very obviously don’t understand. The fucking runtime is also insane.
>Jodorowsky
It’s just fuck-around filmmaking. It can be fun, but the people who regard him for his “depth” are usually cringe.
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>>28199948
>How many times can your gf ask you if you actually like her before it gets annoying?
It's not really a question of "how many", it's more a question of "how often". More than once a fortnight is definitely pushing it.
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>>28200023
>sexual-value
Lol and when some men mentions things like this everybody immediately goes incel and shit
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>>28200033
>You can fuck random men too, if it suits you.
Well, therein lies the problem. Sometimes I wish I was gay, as it would make things much easier, but I am not.
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>>28200030
It's not "incel rhetoric", it's just reality. Women brand people as "incel rhetoric" speakers because what they say is true and women don't want their game and sexual strategy to get out because then it's less effective.

But also, a lot of incels are fat losers with no redeeming qualities and no desire to self improve so I can't blame women for ruthlessly mocking/ignoring them.
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I blame women for all my troubles
I also love women

How do I reconcile these two?
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>>28200005
>Intellectual
If this was true why do women college graduates outnumber men 2 to 1?
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>>28200035
Cool. Let’s start rallying up Life Difficulty Points.
Anyone still have the score written down from yesterday’s argument about the exact same thing?
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>>28200044
Preemptively insulting yourself is a weird tactic.
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>>28200046
Ooh, ooh! I know this one! It’s because women are dumb and stupid and evil and just get free rides through college for le virtue signaling!
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>>28200021
No, I've heard they pee everywhere.
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>>28200046
>he/she thinks college graduation correlates that much with intelligence
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>>28200059
considering the fact that the only people who discard a college education are absolute retards, yes
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>>28200018
I may check it out. It looks very different from the trash he usually makes. He probably used to be somewhat talented and then got too far into his own ass. Appreciate it.
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>>28200040
yeah it's how feminism and their womantard media tells them to behave. The thing is chads like me can openly have conversations to women about this to their face and most of the time they agree with me and will fuck me anyways. Even if they argue and pretend to be offended they usually wind up fucking me. I'm a poorfag too, but I'm 6'2 and good looking and in shape. That's all it takes. Women are really dumb and the hotter they are the more they like it when you explain to them how dumb they are. It's a weird paradox.
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>>28200038
I agree his stuff isn't deep at all but I think there needs to be more fuck-around filmmaking for fun and less film making that is only trying to make a bunch of money or get an award or please as many people other as possible
I haven't seen midsommar or hereditary in probably a couple years now but it is cringe to see people praise them when there are way better scary films out there
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>>28200057
In my experience you don't have to be extraordinarily smart to do well in college. It's more about frequently learning but nothing logically hard thing to understand.
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>>28200052
I'm a poorfag muscle chad but thanks for proving my point with your programmed predictable response femcel anon.
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>>28200045
Seems harmonious enough to me. Who doesn't love a sexy villain?
But for real, maybe reexamine the reason for your troubles. I've never met anyone whose troubles weren't caused at least in part by the culture they live in, the way they were raised, and their own poor choices. There's never just one person or group to blame.
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How often do you make mistakes at work?

I work in the trades; one of my supervisors, who I have also grown pretty close with, is extremely critical of everything I do. I only receive criticism. Even when I'm doing something really well, I'll still get shit on. On the other hand, some of my peers / equals who make the same mistakes as I do are let off or praised for their work. Like I did something really well and my supervisor thought it was the other guy, and he was really stoked and praising the dude and then the guy says "oh no it was actually anon who did this," and the supervisor goes "oh well then it looks like shit."

like wtf? I'm starting to re consider my job and wonder if I actually suck at my work now and I'm beginning to resent the place as a whole. Even if I am one of the top paid employees, clearly I'm not liked or respected and I just get shit on
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Femanons what would you think if a guy said he was into demisexual femgirls with a breeding kink?
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>>28200068
>poor
>4channer
>uses terms like "xfag, chaf, xcel"
lol you'll never be a chad
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>>28200072
He's into normal women?
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>>28200062
Also he did it with Björk and yes it's pretty different from his other works.
>>28200061
Not really, I have a master degree and know a lot of guy who left college because he became uninterested in it and many of them are smarter than me in many ways
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>>28200057
You sound insecure. but college is mostly about following rules and turning things in on time. It does not prove you are intelligent if you have a degree unless it's in something like experimental physics or AI programming. But there are even tons of dummies in programs like that. Any woman who falls for the feminism psy op is a retard by default.
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>>28200050
Women have 0 men have ∞
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>>28200074
Yes, but what if he said it like that?
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>>28200072
These are just words strung together that don’t mean anything
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>>28200073
I don't see myself as a chad because I'm poor but women assume I'm a chad because I'm tall and in shape and know how to talk to them. That's really all it takes in this day and age. The bar is set really low with most women these days. Social media and tik tok destroyed their brains.
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>>28200063
This is sadly true. Have chad friends and they act like total retards and shit talk women or dumb af but still land a lot and have gfs
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>>28200081
He needs to get off reddit
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>>28199955
>Why is it such a big deal to you?
I mean, it depends on the context. It's perfectly reasonable to be *curious* about someone's exes, for example, in the same way as you might be curious about their family, or where they've worked, or what they studied in college - that's all just part of who they are.

But if you being willing to get involved with them at all is *conditional* on their past sexual history, that's an absolutely huge red flag. It tells me that you have a massively unhealthy and unrealistic view of women and sexuality; you're probably a jealous, controlling person; you're probably the kind of man who will be unable to handle me having male friends and will expect me to sever my entire support network; and somewhere down the line you'll probably decide I'm cheating on you when I'm not and put me in hospital. This has happened to a sufficiently large number of my friends and relatives that I've gotten quite good at spotting the warning signs. Caring about my body count is a big one.
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>>28200073
Also, you're a 4channer too, femcel. What does that say about you?
>>28200087
Yep. Sometimes I just say dumb shit on purpose or make stupid jokes on purpose just to see if any of them will call me out-they never do and usually laugh and smile along. Women are very simple, even the "smart ones with degrees who are in to feminism".
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>>28200071
Yeah, that's out of line. Especially if he actually switched from liking to disliking the work after learning it was yours. Just quit and go somewhere you'll be valued.
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Girls would you hold hands with a guy you're kinda flirty friends with?
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>>28200076
>are smarter than me
that's a really low bar. Masters' also vary a lot, so that means nothing. I saw a lot of dumb people when I was taking Medicine, so I know people in lesser courses are even dumber, on average
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>>28200065
>I think there needs to be more fuck-around filmmaking for fun
Sure, there’s definitely not enough of that. My original post was mostly trolling to get some reactions, but I don’t hate Jodorowsky’s movies.
>midsommar or hereditary
I actually may hate these movies. I like all kinds of shit, and I’m not very pretentious, but something about these two movies actually pisses me off. They just seem very exploitative and cynical.
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>>28200100
inverse to your penis
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>>28200099
Yes
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>>28200086
sure thing, tiny tim tim.
You're probably the very small homossexual with fat legs and small arms that posted a pic yesterday lol

>>28200097
>Also, you're a 4channer too, femcel. What does that say about you?
It means I sometimes visit you here in your cuck cage whereas you live here
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>>28199969
>Women, would you say you embrace your femininity?
I'm not sure what you even mean by that. So probably not.
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>>28200087
>>28200097
and the only defense they have against this argument is to start shaming and spewing shaming language about me having a tiny wee wee, not having sex, and being an incel. These same women would be the ones laughing at my retarded jokes and trying to touch my arms as they giggle stupidly if I was speaking to them in real life face to face. They are sheep. But the ones who embrace their femininity are cute and fun to be around.
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I love women so much.
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>>28200112
slut
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>>28200071
Everyone makes mistakes at work sometimes, I made a big one this week. Are you comfortable enough with him to ask why he does this?
Are you more experienced than your colleagues so maybe he expects a higher quality of work?
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State your gender. What kind of fliriting/sexting/whatever else it's called you prefer? What advice would you give to both guys and girls?
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>>28200113
See? Like I told you, they are all the same and have only a few programmed responses.>>28200115
Thank you for proving my points, femcel anon.
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>>28200097
>"smart ones with degrees who are in to feminism".
they are the worst, know one who always dump like hundreds of feminist posts on his wall on fb and floods my feed. Then she's a neet who live on his bf's money and regularly take advantage of men. Also know a lot from uni who will say they love their bf for their personality but usually that personality is a redneck who looks good
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>>28200117
I dislike 99% of women, tbqh.

I only like my girlfriend. Everyone is so beneath her I wonder how they share a species.
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>>28199932
Only I'm only agreeing this one time
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>>28199980
>women-do you actually cum from humping pillows?
Well - (cough) - I mean, not *often*....
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>>28200132
That's indescribably hot
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>>28200120
>more experienced
I am more experienced than my colleagues yes
I don't know what happened. All summer I was crushing it and receiving lots of recognition and he literally told me "if we could, we'd create a button that could just replicate you as a foreman," because I was doing so well
Now I'm just getting shit on. I don't know what happened. I do make mistakes but I don't think its THAT bad and I always do well and fix them either way
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Would you consider a young Syd Barrett good-looking? At least in an indie/alternative kind of way?

I've been told by multiple people I look like him.
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Women would you hump my ass cheeks like you hump your pillows?
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>>28200117
I love them too because they have something unique and lovable in their nature but hate them at the same time for being a huge hypocrite
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>>28200125
yeh feminism, as the "incels" say, is a giant shit test.
>>28200113
>sure thing, tiny tim tim.
You're probably the very small homossexual with fat legs and small arms that posted a pic yesterday lol
I love how predictable they all are, this is why women are so easy to seduce. It is also funny that these enlightened feminist women who think body shaming is evil are so quick to use body shaming and their sexuality as their first attack. It is like they are waving their pussy around in your face and saying "nyah nyah you can't have this". It's because the thing they value most about themselves is their pussy, that's why they attack men for not having sex, even though they claim to be tolerant and loving individuals who accept all types of humans and believe in "equal rights".
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>>28200141
Sure
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>>28200136
>how to achieve this
Have good height and facial genetics.

Why do women never ask men how to attract them? Because they know the answer, "be good looking". Men always pretend there's more behind it.
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>>28199801
Impossible
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>>28200013
>Women do get sex on command, though
And you could get sex with a gay man on demand. But do you?
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>>28200112
Even if you weren't ever going to get together with him? You just flirt and banter because you enjoy each other.
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>>28200117
I love men so much but it‘s been hard today with this thread. Not going to give up on you though.
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>>28200149
I wasn't talking to you, that means you're safe.
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>>28200150
False analogy, I have neither the hole to accomodate him without trouble, nor the wiring to enjoy our interaction in any way, shape, or form.

You do.
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>>28200137
he looks like a gayer twink version of Morpheus from sandman. If you have artistic talent, you will kill it with art ho types. If you have no creative talent, start pretending you do and go after art ho types because you will clean up in that scene as long as you don't act like a bitch.
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>>28200157
wow her hands arent entirely fucked up
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>>28200157
Did we not achieve something worthwhile today? I'm going to help you open a bar.
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>>28200137
I think he's cute mainly because if his hair, I love it
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>>28200165
Yes but her arms look too short and chubby. Still cute.
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>>28200160
Art hoes make my weewee tingle, that's good news.

>actually, I already have a girlfriend and wonder whether she likes my appearance or not. she may unironically have fallen for my le ebin personality, I fear
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Women how do you feel when men shit talk about you? Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?
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>shit tests you without you knowing
>"anon im pregnant"
>"what are you going to do?"

how the fuck do women think this sort of shit is a good idea, ever?
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>>28200166
I thought you were the one opening the bar and i‘d be the one helping
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>>28200168
Oh, I have almost exactly the same one, so that's good news.
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>>28200170
>>actually, I already have a girlfriend and wonder whether she likes my appearance or not. she may unironically have fallen for my le ebin personality, I fear
probably both your personality, looks and way you make her girlfriends wet is the reason she wanted you to be her BF. props anon, keep up the good work
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Help how do I stop procrastinating this hard assignment?
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>>28200072
I would think English is not his first language.
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>>28200180
The details don't matter just as long as somebody drinks.
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>>28200176
Women do it unconsciously without realizing it most of the time, it's how they evolved to be and survive all these tens of thousands of years. It's how they seek out strong men to mate with-strong males pass all their shit tests and that's what makes them wet
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>>28200157
Fuck off please
We don't need you whore
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>>28200173
>Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?
No never because i did nothing wrong. They do make me lose hope in humanity and the male gender though. I‘m trying to remind myself that that‘s not how all men are but it gets to me sometimes. Breath in, breath out.
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wtf is a flirty friend?
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>>28200123
M
Teasing is my favorite. It always involves lots of smiling, giggling, blushing, all good things.
>What advice would you give to both guys and girls?
I don't think I'm qualified to really give advice, but I'd say, don't take yourself too seriously. Flirting is about being playful, after all.
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>>28200194
Stop being a waste of breath you fucking skank
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>>28200194
It upsets you when men talk about female mating strategy? Women do the same thing with other women. It's just part of being a normal human.
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>>28200190
Especially you. It‘s not about needing anyone.
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>>28200191
>think I am just socially autistic because I was asked out by quite a few girls but failed with all of them
You need to find a girl that's a bit autistic as well and therefore more on the same wavelength. That's all the advice I can give you, because that's what worked for me.
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>>28200099
>Girls would you hold hands with a guy you're kinda flirty friends with?
"Flirty friends" is a category I'm not familiar with. I have plenty of platonic friends, and I've had a few FWBs, but I don't think I've ever been "flirty friends" with someone, so I've no idea how that works (or if it's even a thing).
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>>28200151
If we're on the same page about that, then yeah.
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>>28200194
>that‘s not how all men are
if only you knew how bad things really are
Never met any men who wouldn't shit talk on women (even chads), it's just some that of them are too pussy to do it in front of them
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>>28200198
>>28200202
<3
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>>28200212
Oh i think i‘ve seen the abyss but i‘ve also seen that not all hope is lost.
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>>28200214
That's basically me last flatmate. Always come there touching me all over when drunk or high and honestly I had feelings for her too, but I knew that she has std
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>>28200141
They're probably the wrong shape. Thighs tend to work better.
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>>28200157
I haven't been around much lately and I haven't been in the thread before my post. Sucks when people have to come in and ruin the thread though.
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>>28200223
Yeah we still love you very much but you can be so fucking annoying you can't even imagine
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>>28200227
You only have yourself to blame for that, my African American.

I girls asked YOU out beforehand, you can rest assured you're playing on easy mode and can succeed again, just place yourself in the right context.
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>>28200229
What would be the right shape?
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>>28200159
>False analogy
No, completely accurate analogy; and when you understand why it is a completely accurate analogy, you will have a better understanding of women than you now do.
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>>28200229
If I had a gf would it be weird to tell her she could hump my thigh as much as she wants?
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>>28200215
Cunt
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Just telling the foids ITT that my girl was a virgin who rejected every man before me, and I love and respect the hell out of her for that.

And, yes, I would've loved her less if that weren't the case. Spreading your legs to men who are beneath me lowers your value, and most men are beneath me.
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>>28200236
Same for you but that won‘t keep me from trying. There must be a way for us to make peace. There just must be one. I‘m so tired of fighting.
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>>28200157
>Not going to give up on you though.
You really, really should. For your own sake.
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>>28199885
What do you drink and eat?
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>>28200208
See >>28200214

You're friends who flirt. Maybe it's because there's sexual tension or mutual attraction. But the chances of anything ever happening are low. Or, at least, nothing is going to happen right now (but the possibility remains open, as evidenced by your continued flirting).

You could almost say flirty friends are two friends who have a slight will-they-won't-they vibe going on.
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>>28200173
>Do they ever make you feel a sense of guilt?
No. Obviously I feel scared sometimes. But certainly not guilty.
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>>28200243
You wanna enforce the narrative women are some prudish, difficult to please creatures who can't enjoy sex with a man they barely know?

Because that's just proven wrong , both empirically (there are plenty of women who like hook ups) and biologically (women can feel orgasms more often and more intense than men).
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>>28200254
<3
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>>28200253
Women don’t understand because they hate virgins
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>>28200089
That's some terrible shit to have to be a witness of so I fully understand you being wary. While trying to write a response I ran into the roadblock of things coming down to trust as you mentioned so maybe you are right after all.
Maybe my own issues stem from the fact that a lot of my family members have been cheated on or left for someone else by people that had a history of sleeping around.
It's just that I think amount of relationships is a good gauge for how dedicated someone was to their relationships and I feel like that dedication is important.
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>>28200263
Scared of what?
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>>28200185
>Help how do I stop procrastinating this hard assignment?
Set a timer and work on it for 30 minutes. Then take a ten minute break, get up, stretch, move about. Then do another 30 minutes and then take another ten minute break, and so on.
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>>28200163
Why are you such a hypocrite
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State gender
For heterosexuals only:
If PIV wasn't an option, could you still have a satisfying sex life? What would you do?
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>>28200289
M
No no really, it would not be satisfying.
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Women, is kindness attractive? I've had some women say I'm the nicest guy they've ever met and it makes me worried desu
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>Somehow i've ended up good friends with the only girls in my engineering class
Wtf am i chad now??
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>>28200298
Sure, don't get used.
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>>28200297
Yes, very attractive. But only if done from the heart not to manipulate.
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>>28200214
>a friend who you flirt with often
But why would I do that? If I'm seeing someone, I don't flirt with other people. If a guy is seeing someone other than me, I won't flirt with him even if I'm single. If we're both single and I'm not attracted to him, why flirt? If we're both single and I'm attracted to him, I'll ask him out; if he's not interested, there's also no point in flirting; and if he is interested I think we're probably going to go beyond mere flirting pretty quickly, in which case I'm sure we will hold hands, but what the fuck is this whole concept about? I don't get it.
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>>28200289
M. Only if she does anal.
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>>28200297
Yes it's very attractive just don't be that too soft type
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>>28200289
M, It's hard to tell but I would feel like the intimacy would be missing?
Sure there's other ways to be intimate but it's hard to come close to piv.
Plus it would mean we'd have to deal with IVF and stuff
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>>28200158
Stop stalking them it's unhealthy
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>>28200313
I don't stalk intentionally. I just notice some patterns sometimes.
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>>28200240
>What would be the right shape?
You need something fits nicely between my thighs. A buttock is usually too flat.
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>>28200267
>You wanna enforce the narrative women are some prudish, difficult to please creatures who can't enjoy sex with a man they barely know?
No.
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>>28200318
Even if I have big well trained glutes?
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>>28200289
Technically I can "do" with just getting off, but definitely a big downside. Close to undatable.
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>>28200297
The thing that I find works best is to be the funny, charming and classic chad type (e.g. doesn't worry about what others think) BUT you show random kindness in moments where they don't expect it. Blows them away.
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>>28200245
>If I had a gf would it be weird to tell her she could hump my thigh as much as she wants?
I think that probably depends on the context. It would be weird if it was in the middle of a dinner party with my parents as guests, for example.
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Femanons do you want your bf to act cute?
>>
gender
do you believe in love?
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>>28200253
How does it feel knowing that the only reason she's with you is because she doesn't know how much better she could do?
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>>28200332
OK, obviously. But assume we're alone and we've already been making out and maybe more.
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>>28200334
No, not on purpose. He should just do his thing and i‘ll find it the cutest, hottest and most beautiful thing in the world.
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>>28200335
M
Yes
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>>28200335
M
No
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>>28200304
>don't get used
w-what do you mean?
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>>28199993
Where to even start?
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>>28200289
We'd need to be able to have kids at some point.
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>>28200335
F
Yes
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>>28200335
M
yes, at least I want because that is the only thing that makes life bearable (not necessarily meaning romantic love)
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>>28200335
M
Yes. I'm in love with Ryo
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Fems, chest hair on a man, ye or ne?
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>>28200335
I'm not sure, I'm afraid to believe
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>>28200275
>Scared of what?
Being killed.
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>>28200355
I like both but leaning towards pls hair
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>>28200354
She's the worst
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>>28200351
Apart from that though, imagine you still will have children but after that it goes back to no PIV.
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>>28200362
I don't really see the scenario where they shit talk about women then they start killing them
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>>28200352
Yes I'm sure you're with Chad because of love
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>>28200297

I am a dude but I have gone trhough this.

Masculinity is neither reinforced or degraded by kindness. A lot of people mistake the "nice guy' stereotype as if it's the only type of man that can be genuinely nice and caring. If you are self sufficient, confident and assertive I don't see how being kind makes you look any less of a man at all. Being kind does not equates to being agreeable either, which is a feminine trait.

Cliches are very stupid desu
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would you rather be gay, or eat fried human balls?
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>>28200373
kek
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femanons, if sex is so good and you like it so, why dont you spend every second of the day doing it? you could even make a career out of it
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>>28200369
If she's OK with anal fairly often then sure.
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>>28200380
because patriarchy
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>>28200010
Yikes. Lots of internalised misogyny to unpack here.
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>>28200335
M

I am certain of it.
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Why are people so desperate to be seen as "kind" or "nice"? It's just meaningless. Anyone can be polite of gregarious.
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>>28200385
that's not misogny
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>>28200375
Gay because women are amazing.
Also lmao jannies, really?
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>>28200173
I never feel guilt or bad about myself when I see some of the stuff against women here. It makes me sad because I think of the easily impressionable young men who see these things and then adopt them as their beliefs.
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>>28200393
jannies are ridiculous here. Literally 1984
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>>28200393
>>28200398
Did you know 4chan has a feedback section at the bottom of the page? I'd never use it though I have no problem with the staff and I'm glad they ban incel scum.
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>>28200396
that feeling you have is called condescension
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>>28200396
Men talk about things like this everywhere, and meet many cases which enforce these beliefs
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>>28200276
I am actually going to try this, thank you
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>>28200398
>>28200404
It‘s ok. They let me get away with loads of avatarfagging today so i‘m not mad.
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>>28200404
>incel scum
>things that I don't want to see
ftfy
Also no, I didn't know it and don't care that much
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>>28200289
F. I'd continue using toys every day and nothing changes.
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>>28200274
I'm probably being a bit too hard on you - sorry, I get so tired of all the endless "gf must be a virgin" bullshit around here.

If I'm being honest, there are some BC levels that it is reasonable to raise your eyebrows at. I used to know a girl who had a BC of over 300 by the age of 21, and honestly she was not a very well adjusted person.

But short of extreme cases like that, if a person has a non-zero BC, that basically means they like having sex sometimes and that they are attractive for that to be an option; and neither of those is a bad thing, really. I know plenty of people (me included, actually) who don't want to jump into a relationship until the *right* person comes along, but don't feel the need to be completely celibate while they're waiting for that to happen. And I really don't think there's anything wrong with that.

I'm sorry if you've had a bad time - honestly - but I don't think looking for inexperienced women is the solution.
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>>28200390
Why do you feel that people are "desperate" to appear nice, and not just easily acting that way?
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>>28200390
You are projecting.
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>>28200393
Cringe "be my gf" roleplay belongs on >>>/soc/.
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Women, would you dress like a clown for your bf?
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>>28200289
>If PIV wasn't an option, could you still have a satisfying sex life?
F.
I could and have.
>What would you do?
Pffft, what *wouldn't* I do?
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>>28200425
I just asked and it was in context.
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>>28200390
I'm naturally acting like that. I always have the feeling that I got so much thing in my life why not be kind to others
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>>28200194
How are we supposed to believe you're female when you keep posting big tiddy catgirls?
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>>28200428
I like your attitude
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>>28200433
Why would you think i can‘t appreciate beauty when i see it?
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>>28200391
She sees herself as a sexual object instead of a person. That's projecting the male gaze onto herself - misogyny.
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How do I fight the overwhelming urge to try and leave a hand print on a girl's ass when we're making out?
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Is it US hours or why is atoga so uncomfy these time of the day?
Lot's of angry incel and feminist noises itt.
Can we please like and compliment each other?
>inb4 fag, incel, newfag, tranny, 9/11 was an inside job
fuck off
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>>28200439
Cuz that's gay and stuff
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>>28200442
>Can we please like and compliment each other?
Fuck no
Femcels can rot
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>>28200297
>Women, is kindness attractive?
It is, but only if it's done because you genuinely just want to be kind, and kindness is its own reward. Most so-called "nice guys" are only nice because they view women as a sort of vending machine - insert enough niceness tokens and the machine is supposed to reward you with sex. When that doesn't happen, they get bitter.
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women do you have any games on your phone?
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>>28200194
Are you the tranny derailing the threads all the time?
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>>28200440
misogny is something to do with hatred towards women or am I wrong?
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>>28200396
>It makes me sad because I think of the easily impressionable young men who see these things and then adopt them as their beliefs.
These were my beliefs before 4chan
I got them from interacting with women
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>>28200439
Because straight men don't look "appreciate the beauty" of other men
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>>28200447
>t. Nephew
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>>28200194
>They do make me lose hope in humanity
I have nothing for contempt for idiots who use this phrase
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>>28200444
Uhm no? And even if it was, so what?
>>28200447
Yes i have minecraft, stardew valley, pubg and terraria.
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>>28200445
>Femcels can rot
They're autistic retarded creatures just like you anon
Show a bit of love for them
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>>28200446
>Most so-called "nice guys" are only nice because they view women as a sort of vending machine - insert enough niceness tokens and the machine is supposed to reward you with sex.
And how do you know whether they are not just kind because of this?
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>>28200447
Monument Valley, Diablo Immortal, and a bunch of emulated GBA games.
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>>28200450
Yes, and it's internalized misogyny when you feel ashamed at looking a certain way, just because you imagine men might react negatively.
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>>28200449
>tranny
No
>derailing
Not that i know of
>>28200452
Not my problem if they can’t because men sure are fucking beautiful too.
>>28200456
>for contempt
Yes same
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>>28200464
>and a bunch of emulated GBA games.
patrian taste
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girls what would you do if your bf was eating your ass and he planted a gentle kiss directly on the ring?
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>>28200341
>OK, obviously. But assume we're alone and we've already been making out and maybe more.
Heh, well, it might strike me as a little lazy. Like, oh, I'm supposed to get myself off because you can't be bothered to help? But if you make it clear that it's something you would find really hot to watch, I wouldn't mind doing it sometimes.
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>>28200466
I would think women react negatively but men positively to showing booba
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>>28200441
Why would you fight that?
>>28200467
Why not go to the store and buy your own alcohol?
>>28200447
Solitaire, chess, and sudoku
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>>28200468
>men sure are fucking beautiful too.
No YOU are awesome
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>>28200442
>Can we please like and compliment each other?
I like you anon, that's a good vision for atoga
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my therapist talked about penises and erections for a full two minutes today. does she want to fuck?
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>>28200462
nta, but it becomes obvious rather quickly, since he tends to explode with rage after the woman gives the slightest pushback against his fake niceness. Because the woman "owes" him, you see.
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Women can I sit in your lap while we browse your phone together?
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>>28200474
<3
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>>28200473
>Why would you fight that?
Because women ITT always say no to being spanked. Are they lying?
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If you send a girl cute selfies every now and then and you don't talk much, but she responds with cute selfies back is that a good sign?
If a girl isnt interested I presume she wont respond back at all?
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>>28200462
chad does it
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>>28200460
They're nothing like us
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>>28200355
>Fems, chest hair on a man, ye or ne?
I hate to be too prescriptive about these things, but it's usually nice. If you're naturally hairless, though, don't get hung up about it, it's not a big deal.
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>>28200476
>I like you anon, that's a good vision for atoga
I like you too anon. I hope you have a fine day
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>>28200472
"Negatively" here means "treating her as a brainless fuckdoll whose opinions are worthless". Yes, the guys like it, which causes them to react in a negative way towards the woman.
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>>28200372
>I don't really see the scenario where they shit talk about women then they start killing them
That's cause you're a guy.
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>>28200477
>does she want to fuck?
Is she hot?
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what class did you get the highest grade in?
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>>28200490
>the guys like it, which causes them to react in a negative way towards the woman
wow that's some serious mental gymnastics
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>>28200375
>would you rather be gay, or eat fried human balls?
How likely is it that I'm actually going to have to make that choice?
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>>28200494
Math, german and music. What about you?
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>>28200497
It's very basic and happens to millions of women daily. Sorry you don't get it.
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>>28200446
I thought it was really cool that there was a period of time in the 80s and 90s where we had famous men and women who were exceptional. They were very attractive, had high IQs, and were talented in many different areas of life. People like Dolph Lundgren, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were almost like modern Renaissance men. I wasn’t alive during the age of the “superstar”, but I really wish we could bring it back.

Actors used to make the movies popular. Now, it’s the other way around.
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>>28200486
I'm naturally very hairy though :(

Rock and a hard place beacuse I'd have to get like all-over laser to remove it or else I'd be permanently covered in stubble, and it wouldn't make sense ot only shave/wax some parts of my chest since the entire thing is coated.

I trim the length down once every month or two to keep it in check but there's not much else I can do to avoid being a carpet man.
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>>28200492
lol, right? what do men here think they accomplish when they say "uh, I've never experienced that female-only experience"
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>>28200492
???? Wouldn't my opinion here the be the stronger? I'm the one who shit talk about you with my friends without any real chance of hurting you
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>>28200503
Did not mean to reply to that post. Sorry.
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Women
Would you agree that a lot of stuff that women do that guys get really angry about isn't done from a point of malicousness but the retarded, hormonal and anxious mindset women are sometimes in?
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>>28200502
>I like x
>so I will be negative toward x
Yeah this is pure logical
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>>28200481
I thought it was something most of us liked
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>>28200493
she looks like wionna ryder so yes and shes very fit for being 50+
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>>28200507
Lmao, no. You're just one guy. You might not do this, in which case, congrats! You're a good person! However, women encounter many different guys, so they have a broader experience of male behavior.
Think of it like being a cashier at a grocery store. If you're the shopper, you just make small talk and move on. But the cashier is stuck there all day, and interacts with hundreds of customers. She knows what customers are like more than you do.
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>>28200380
>femanons, if sex is so good and you like it so, why dont you spend every second of the day doing it?
I get tired. And sore.

>you could even make a career out of it
And if *that* is what you mean, that isn't merely "sex" it's "sex with a whole bunch of people you aren't even faintly attracted to" which is a very different thing. And in practice it frequently tips over into "sex with a whole bunch of people you aren't even faintly attracted to, some of whom regard you as a professional violent-crime victim and treat you accordingly" and that's even less fun.
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>>28200510
>retarded
Almost, but no.
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>>28200501
>What about you?
I never got a perfect 100%, but i got 99% in Computer science in secondary school
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>>28200518
>50+
There is a clear answer and only one possible answer
No
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>>28200506
Don't act like you are any better
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>>28200390
Some people actually *are* kind, anon.
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Women, would you suck dick for weed?
Men, would you date a woman who sucks dick for weed?
Please explain why or why not
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>>28200529
I've never posted anything that dumb and self-centered, so...
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Gender
straight people, what is realistically the minimal amount of cash you'd eat a same sex (as yours) ass?
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>>28200521
Fair but I doubt there are significant percent of men who will hurt women because of this
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Why is it okay to generalise men, but not women?
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>>28200533
F. No. Druggies should die.
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>>28200494
I was always pretty good in English, Lit, art classes
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>>28200494
F. A&P. I was so good with body parts that I was begged to help with open labs on the weekends.
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>>28200540
And that's fine. It's normal to doubt events you never witness yourself. But if women keep mentioning it, maybe they're onto something?
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>>28200538
sure
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>>28200533
M
No, I don’t like sluts or weed.
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>>28200542
>slapfight posting
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>>28200539
>Gender
>straight people, what is realistically the minimal amount of cash you'd eat a same sex (as yours) ass?
Can you please stop with the gaybaiting?
/lgbt/ is for you
Thanks
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>>28200510
Sure, but extend that to all people, and you now understand why humans do dumb things.
Existence is a bitch
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>>28200533
F, no. The only drugs I like are alcohol and (You)s.
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>>28200542
is it, though?
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>>28200412
>I am actually going to try this, thank you
This doesn't work for everyone, but sometimes it's helpful to stop thinking "I have to complete this entire project" (which seems overwhelming) and start thinking "I just have to work for the next 30 minutes". That makes it seem a lot less daunting. Tell yourself you can stop after the first thirty minutes if you absolutely have to. Keeping mobile is important too, if you stay in one position for too long, that's really tiring.
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>>28200546
On the web you can find any events that will be mentioned over and over again. Still won't be a serious issue because the odds.
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All you femcels deserve painful menstrual cramps
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>>28200550
go away retarded attention whore, nobody asked you anything.
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>>28200556
But you don’t know the odds.
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>>28200551
>Sure, but extend that to all people
Of course, what I want to hint at is something else. Do you want to know?
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>>28200533
M
No, know one and she was a terrible person especially for gf. The type who won't give a fuck about you and leech everyone
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>>28200427
>Women, would you dress like a clown for your bf?
Erm... occasionally, maybe.
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>>28200527
ive had other similarly aged women attracted to me.
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>>28200559
>All you femcels deserve painful menstrual cramps
All femcels deserve a hug, a lot of love and help with whatever they're struggling atm
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Women, I want your reaction to a thing I did to my girlfriend of a few weeks. It's erotic in nature, even if we haven't slept yet.

During one of our dates, in a cinema, I kept caressing her neck. Most guys would've went for other body parts, but I really focussed on her necks. I have a thing for tender female necks, not a full-blown fetish, but a thing.

She took notice and asked playfully afterwards:
"You really like my neck, huh?"
I sperged out a bit and didn't give her a proper answer, changing the topic.
(Honest answer would've been: "Yes, its gorgeous and I want you to sit on my lap facing me and kiss it for hours until its all red.")

Next date, we sat next to each other again, hugging a bit. I decided to finally answer her question:
"You asked me whether I like your neck last time. Do you want an answer?"
She was a bit confused, but didn't resist when I lifted her neck. Then I gave her a long, drawn out smooch right in the center, that you usually don't give in public.

Her eyes lit up with pure joy for a small moment, but then she became a bit startled by the fact I brought up a question of hers from a week ago again and only mumbled:
"Oh, so you do like it. I thought so."

Now I stay awake sometimes at night remembering that moment. Wondering if I was being an amazing lover who made her thirsty for more, or a major autistic cringelord.
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>>28200544
>Lit class
fr fr no cap
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>>28200561
Real life experience I guess, getting your statistics from the web is no better than what incels do
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>it’s a “light snow” that continues for 8 hours and needs to be shoveled episode
Men, would you hug your exhausted gf after she shovels the driveway, even though she’s all hot and sweaty?
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>>28200560
>go away retarded attention whore, nobody asked you anything.
I don't think atoga is the right thread for you hun
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>>28200441
>How do I fight the overwhelming urge to try and leave a hand print on a girl's ass when we're making out?
You mean using ink, or a bruise?
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>>28200575
The whole premise was that you don’t experience it, but women do. So I guess I agree that real life experience is what matters.
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>>28200577
Sure, I'd run you a bath if you want too.
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>>28200577
Sweaty and hot women are the best
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>>28200545
What the hell is A&P?
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Is it just my subjective experience or are compsci majors noticably lamer than all other stem majors?
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