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>>28194403

Virgin Captive Edition
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Anons, would you love a woman into fiery, endless surrender?
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>>28196578
These books were weird to read, I got starred at funny for checking these types of books.
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>>28196589
As you should. Now i want to try getting one and reading it in public to harvest weird looks.
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What would you do if your job goes against all of your beliefs and morals, makes you miserable and you can’t quit
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>>28196593
>can‘t quit?
Why not? There‘s only one thing in life that‘s inevitably. And that‘s dying.
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>>28196585
Who surrenders?
Or are we surrendering to our desires?
Either way, yes.
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>>28196593
Quit, get another better job or one that doesn't make you feel like shit
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>>28196597
You to me and i to you and we to us, yes.
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>>28196593
Quiet quit
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>>28196593
are you a fed
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>>28196493
Ty anon, u as well for your ambitions
>>28196486
Its nice to be wanted and to have people show it so I understand
>>28196576
Actually an ADC main at heart, I just got tired of having no control over the outcome of games so I made the switch
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Girls, thoughts on being ravished by horny teenage boys in the throes of lust?
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>>28196610
Yes please
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>>28196591
Why do you want to get starred at? For attention? Don't you get enough attention from guys on here?
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>>28196610
Very hot
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>>28196606
<3
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>>28196614
I like snubbing stuck up bores.
I do; but i‘m insatiable.
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>>28196605
I am a zogbot I can’t quit. The government owns me for 3 more years. Even after that I will probably reenlist because I don’t have any other way to pay for food and housing
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>>28196623
Stop complaining that you‘re treated like a worm when you behave like one.
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>>28196606
>ADC main at heart, I just got tired of having no control over the outcome of games
I understand.
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>>28196623
just fight for not getting killed and quit later
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>>28196620

A teenager needs a role model,if they saw a teacher throwing tantrums theyd get the rather silly idea that this is how adults ought behave
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>>28196625
What do you mean behave like a worm
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Post gender.
Do you think what happened with Jessie Slaughter was unfair?
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>>28196621
Yikes
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>>28196635
Yes because the goal is to learn that as an adult you have to keep your composure no matter what, suppress your authentic emotions at all costs, so you can keep up the image. Let nobody see your true self because that might be cringe or weak. Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Bite your tongue, grind your teeth, let nobody see the pain, let nobody catch you with your guard down. This is exactly what i‘d want my sons to learn. To become soulless robots that just function no matter how much you pile on top of them. So fucking glorious i can‘t wait.
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>>28196640
Who?
>>28196641
<3
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>>28196636
Force yourself to succumb to stuff that makes you lose respect for yourself and love for humanity.
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Both genders
Would you have sex or get a blowjob from pic related for $80?
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>>28196645
I‘d rather buy her a bottle of absinthe for that money. She looks like she could need some.
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>>28196645
If I payed for sex, then yeah sure.

inb4
>Lol, it's a tranny! You couldn't tell from this completely blown out image which means your gay!
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>>28196645
Id pull her by the earlobe
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>>28196645
No, I'm a real miser, I'm not paying when I'm happy enough with my left hand
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>>28196649
Ofc it‘s a tranny. That anon is obsessed.
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>>28196645
Ywnbaw
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>>28196640
F
I barely know the case. 4chan harassed a person that had been raped by a band guy? And later 20 other people came out saying they’ve been raped by the same guy, many of them underage
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>>28196640
Yeah
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>>28196645
Come on babe, why do you have be either or? Can‘t you just be you?
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>>28196649
It’s not a tranny I’ve coomed in her pussy before
>>28196646
She doesn’t need absinthe all she needs is dope.
>>28196651
She gives excellent throatjobs anon
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>>28196661
Oh, good for you. Skinny girls only.
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>>28196661
Why are you so obsessed with her?
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>>28196666
I’m not she’s just a prostitute that I see occasionally. I wouldn’t even say she’s my favorite but she is good with her mouth
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What would you do if your adult child seriously crossed a line you have through some decision they've made in their life or something they've done to you or family?
What is that line for you?
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>all the older/middle aged ladies I work with keep trying to convince me to ask out specific coworker
>all the dudes keep encouraging me to make a move on same coworker
Why is everyone "shipping" me and this woman? Is she telling everyone she's into me, or does everyone just genuinely think we'd be fucking awesome together? I don't get it
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>>28196635
I meant it's stupid to say that teens shouldn't talk about taxes or bills
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>>28196640
literally who cares about her in current year, she's fine
>>28196645
no
M
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>>28196642
>suppress your authentic emotions at all costs, so you can keep up the image. Let nobody see your true self because that might be cringe or weak.

No one should tolerate childish behaviour in a serious environment/institution. Its insolent,pathetic and sets off a bad example.

>Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave. Bite your tongue, grind your teeth, let nobody see the pain, let nobody catch you with your guard down

A stranger isnt a friend,its a stranger.

>This is exactly what i‘d want my sons to learn. To become soulless robots that just function no matter how much you pile on top of them. So fucking glorious i can‘t wait.

Would you rather your sons cry in front of a crowd full of boys and girls when something bad happens to them? If youre sad and need help you dont HAVE to show it to others,unless its an exceptional situation,and even then being weak before others allow ones enemies to see our weakness,which is awful.
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Gender
Job
IQ
Age
Number of sexual partners

M
Pastry chef
145
32
0
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>>28196680
report them all to hr. you're not even supposed to consider your coworkers to begin with
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>>28196692
F
Network engineer
I dunno, average
21
0
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>>28196692
M
Meme creator
139
23
0
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M or F
Do you think Lex Fridman is a CIA asset or plant?
His rise to fame seems way too inorganic, especially for the guest he has on.
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>>28196692
>Gender
Male
>Job
Plane mechanic
>IQ
I don’t know
>Age
24
>Number of sexual partners
40-50 idk
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>>28196692
M / systems programmer / [REDACTED] / 26 / take a wild guess
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>>28196692
F
Soulcollector
Not applicable
Immortal
All of them
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>>28196705
>Plane mechanic
Wait, I thought you were in black ops or some zog shit?
Didn't you have a top secret mission for a few months?
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>>28196705
>40-50
Holy fuck that‘s nasty
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>>28196704
There's certainly some foul play there, the man is literally the worst interviewer I've ever seen, but I have no idea what the fuck it could be. Maybe he just pays them obscene amounts of money? I don't know if you can turn a profit out of that...
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>>28196710
*Kills you*
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To women,

I have 5 days off work starting tomorrow. No particular plans. Should I get in my car and do an impromptu road trip to find a nice beach up north? I've never been north. Could toss a tent in the boot and spend a couple of days just tooling around, reading books, sun bathing and swimming. Am ausfag so this is ideal beach weather.
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>>28196692
F
Investor/entrepreneur
Above 140
26
4
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>>28196711
Top secret? Yeah I guess? I have a secret clearance but it’s not like I know anything important. Didnt have phone service where I was, that’s why I didn’t post. Im not in special forces or anything. I just fix fighter jets lol
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>>28196714
>Maybe he just pays them obscene amounts of money
He's had Elon Musk on 3 times.
The former CEO of fucking Google was on his 8th episode.
No shot he can afford their time.
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>>28196716
Which part of immortal is hard for you to understand?
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>>28196717
Sounds perfect. Do it.
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>Gender
Female
>Job
Highschool dropout
>IQ
Idk around 130
>Age
18
>Number of sexual partners
6
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>>28196705
>40-50 idk
List each race and how many.
Approximately obv.
>>28196721
Guy on the left looks like Jim Carrey.
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>>28196713
It’s not that gross I just like to coom
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>>28196721
>I just fix fighter jets
Who is the ghost of Kyiv?
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>>28196716
*comes back to life and haunts you forever*
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>>28196723
*puts you in cement shoes and throws you over the mariana trench*
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>>28196732
Understandable, proceed
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>>28196729
Mostly white, maybe 10 Asian. One Guatemalan jew
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>>28196737
*becomes demon and possesses you and makes you do degenerate shit against your will*
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>>28196692
>F
>Lab tech
>no idea, probs middling
>31
>7
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>>28196733
>Who is the ghost of Kyiv?
Some fake and gay jewish psyop, just like everything else
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>>28196741
1>power gap>3>4>power gap>2
1 mogs them to smithereens
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>>28196723
>F
>Immortal

U better not be lest i hear you complain for the rest of eternity
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>>28196749
You‘re the one i hear complaining all the time.
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>>28196744
How hot are you?
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>>28196745
I really want to fuck an amputee, idk why.
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>>28196692
M
Currently NEET
130? They had me tested when I was a child, all I remember is that it was well above average, like everyone they test
26
0
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>>28196750
I do it on an anonymous forum for weebs i bet you 5$ you do it irl to all oyour family members
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>>28196753
Novelty and power play
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>>28196756
When have you ever seen me complaining?
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>>28196610
Very sexy, if not slightly pedophilic
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>>28196752
I think I'm pretty hot with my clothes on, at least.
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>>28196610
Those sorts of things are only hot on paper.
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M or F
Post how old you were when you had thoughts about banging your teacher?
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>>28196768
F
That has never happened.
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>>28196768
13. I still want to fuck you, ms. G
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>>28196761
I bet that you do
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>>28196768
F, never. I had thoughts about banging other teachers when I was a teacher myself, though.
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>>28196768
F
15
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>>28196768
f, my science teacher at 14 was a very fun, good looking, young guy.
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>>28196768
M
5th grade/10
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>>28196765
What are you interested in besides your job? What kind of tech are you working with?
>With my clothes on

Well duh,what other type of hotness is there
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>>28196772
Do you base all your hate on asooooomtions?
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>>28196774
Librarian mommy is that you?
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>>28196768
I never wanted to bang my teachers,not even the sexy looking ones but i was always into the IDEA of fucking a hot teacher as a middle schooler but only on the condition that she initiates it
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Do men really use any object to masturbate?
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>>28196783
That‘s a sin
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>>28196781
Well I do have an ass so i can assume as much as i want.
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>>28196785
Yes, women
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>>28196786
Im only human after all,dont put the blame on meeee
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Girls is it a turn off if guy has low tolerance for alcohol?
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>>28196787
Watch out or i‘ll consooom your asss
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>>28196792
Nope, I do too and pretty much never drink
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>>28196780
I have homebody hobbies like gardening, baking, knitting/crocheting, shitposting, etc.
I work at a college now, so I really don't get my hands on with anything advanced anymore. Centrifuges mostly.
>what other type of hotness is there
The good kind.
>>28196782
I doubt it. I was never a librarian and I never let anyone call me "mommy".
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>>28196791
Don't ask me to lie
Then beg for forgiveness
For making you cry
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>>28196792
No. It's only a turnoff if he's against drinking overall, to the point that he judges me for drinking.
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Girls is it a turn off if a guy needs a GPS to get around his own city?
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>>28196798
No. He shouldn‘t use his pretty little head for shit he has technology for anyways.
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>>28196798
I'm going to be mean and reductive and say yes. In my experience, a guy with no spatial awareness is always bad at sex.
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LA anon here, in the middle of an Earthquake, it's pretty big.
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>>28196808
How big?
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>>28196809
5seconds of rapid shaking and then about a minute of tremors.
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>>28196809
Just googled it. 4.3
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>>28196812
Yeah it‘s spoopy when that happens.
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>>28196793
Make sure to brush your teeth
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>>28196797
He would judge you only if you went for a kiss after puking or if you kept drinking while pregnant.
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>>28196817
That won‘t be enough
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I have question about a relationship I'm not involved in.
I have this girl in my discord server who had a 3 months relationship back in summer and since the guy went abroad for his career and thus broke up with her, it's all she talk about
Literally everyday, "I miss him", "I wasn't good enough" and so on and so forth.
It's honestly getting kinda annoying cause it's been going on since I think september or something, though she did date some other guys in between.
Any tips on how to help her to let go, I find it unlikely they're going to get back up together at some point.
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>>28196813
That was a pathetic quake my LA brother
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>>28196820
Obviously she needs to remember her own value. Idk if you can help her do that. Can you?
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>>28196795
> have homebody hobbies like gardening, baking, knitting/crocheting, shitposting, etc.
I work at a college now, so I really don't get my hands on with anything advanced anymore.

you got demoted because you got caught doing shady stuff and got sent to a boring college?

>The good kind
Pervert
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Do I really need uni to have that late teens/early 20s style social life? I don't even want to join a frat or hookup like crazy, I just want to have a circle of good friends, constantly be meeting new people and date cute girls
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>>28196796
I wouldnt have to ask you to lie to me if i didnt know you had stuff to hyde,you understand me,doc?
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>>28196819
Youre saying my ass is dirtier than your mouth? How dare you
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>>28196826
If i had anything to hide, i‘d just lie and you wouldn‘t have to ask me to do so. It‘s you that thinks i should hide things i don‘t feel like hiding.
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HOW DO I GET ONE OF YOU AS A GF ALREADY JUST TELL ME REEEEEEEE
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Girls what if your bf wanted to introduce a second girl in your relationship?
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Why women get offended so fast?
>hook up with a girl in tinder
>about to have sex
>wait that's big! It will hurt!
>tell her she's a big girl
>gets upset, starts dressing up
>while she leaves I try to explain she reminded me of a big guy from a movie
>doesn't listen
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>>28196818
I could maybe see myself doing the former. The latter, definitely not.
>>28196824
>you got demoted because you got caught doing shady stuff and got sent to a boring college?
No, I just stopped pursuing clinical work in favor of something both in the field of biological sciences AND in my area of expertise of education. But I don't have the right piece of paper to teach college courses yet, so I'm just working in the lab and assisting professors for now.
>Pervert
I've been called worse.
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>>28196825
It's not the 10's anymore bro college kids are asocial as fuck now.
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>>28196834
>Baneposters are socially stunted they can't even get laid
Pottery.
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>>28196834
>she‘s lying to you to make you feel masculine
>you‘re doing your best to make her not feel feminine
Geeee i wonder anon
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>>28196833
Depends, how involved is she? Like full on 2nd girlfriend?
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>>28196833
Off the table, unless she's a marriage officiator and he wants us to tie the knot.
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>>28196842
Liar.

>>28196841
Finally an honest female.
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>>28196832
IDK I FEEL LIKE I CAN‘T MAKE IT ANY EASIER FOR YOU
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>>28196840
Will guys really feel masculine if I recoil in disappointment that their dicks won't comfortably fit in me?
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>>28196833
Sure, if we get along
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>>28196830
You dont feel like hiding some things but maybe you should,lest you look less like a lady before me
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>>28196846
I think you'd reject me if you met me in real life, assuming you're skinny and younger than 30.
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>>28196845
I don't share my guy. Which is pretty hypocritical of me since I have gangbang fantasies.
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>>28196848
Yes absolutely. Secretly the all want to feel like they are impaling you on their cocks, rearrange your guts and split you in two.
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>girl is getting into a hobby
>I am already deeply involved in that hobby
>she talks to me about it today, shares a bit about her learning experience and progress
>offer some tips and encouragement in return

W-was I supposed to invite her to go with me for a lesson or something?
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>>28196836
>No, I just stopped pursuing clinical work in favor of something both in the field of biological sciences AND in my area of expertise of education. But I don't have the right piece of paper to teach college courses yet, so I'm just working in the lab and assisting professors for now.

Is it an interesting job? I feel like i could get used to teaching college students myself one day

>Called worse

I bet they had no reason to do so
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>>28196851
>lady before me
Oh no no no no ahahahah
That‘s exactly what i meant.
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>>28196852
Oh ok then move along
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>>28196698
Hey I'm 21 M and I think I passed up on the opportunity to do network engineering. May I ask you some questions about it? It's mostly to see what I'm missing out on.
How much do you use algorithms? Do you use logistics problems like network flows? What do you usually do in your job and what knowledge have you aquired because of it? Thanks
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>>28196859
What‘s the hobby? And yes ofc you idiot.
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>>28196837
>It's not the 10's anymore
Never thought I'd get so unironically nostalgic for 10-15 years ago, late 2000s was unironically where it was at, all the upsides of today without the worst of the negatives
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>>28196870
>everything used to be so much better
Ok boomer
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>>28196868
Well it's skating. She is learning to roller skate and I have been rollerblading and ice skating since I was a miniature human.

Also she is single and has been dating in the past few weeks so I'm worried I might have missed my chance.
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>>28196856
That's retarded. The best physical aspect of having sex with a guy is that it feels good to let him control certain aspects of penetration. But I can't enjoy something too big unless I literally control everything going on.
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>>28196873
I'm 22 kek
Although by TikTok standards that's p old
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>>28196878
Whatever floats your boat
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>>28196823
Probably not me
The server has very varied member and everyone tried their own way to cheer her up
I'm not sure what to say personally, hence this post
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>>28196861
It's interesting enough. It's part-time, so I pretty much go in as early as possible, use my great time management skills to get all the urgent work done ASAP, get ahead of professors' requests by a week, then either enjoy the downtime or just go home. It's super flexible and is building my relationships with the hiring staff there, couldn't ask for a better transitional job.
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>>28196880
>you'll never play MW2 with the boys screaming the N word at 40 year old men again
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>>28196880
You just made me realize that those stuck in the past are the people who are miserable cunts who‘s life became progressively worse the older they got. So respectfully, speak for yourself.
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>>28196890
>gamers in a nutshell
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>>28196883
Sounds like the most insufferable server ever
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I've been doing more reading about BPD and another thing I do a lot and have done is "splitting"
I used to look at the world very much as there are Evil people and not Evil people.
Now I don't think quite like that, but I still view people in a lens of I like them or I hate them.
Friend does something for me? Best person in the world, I love them.
They don't message me back? I fucking hate them, piece of shit person who doesn't give a damn about me or how I feel.
I don't act on these thoughts but they cloud my mind, I've been talking to myself asking them (the them in my head) why they hate me and saying I fucking hate them over and over all day just as I am going about my day.
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>>28196862
I want to see my woman as a lady not as a younger,dumber,less mature sister
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Ok second question
Girls would you be the second girl in a relationship?
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>>28196898
Fuck no.
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>>28196896
Good luck with that.
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>>28196585
No, not again.
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>>28196825
>Do I really need uni to have that late teens/early 20s style social life?
No
>>28196808
Damn, hope u alright
>>28196785
No but I've fapped to some questionable things
>>28196768
Idk 12 lol
>>28196771
Based, I had a Stacy chemistry teacher called Mrs. G too
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>>28196890
damn
>>28196892
That's literally me though
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>>28196898
Yeah
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>>28196902
>No
Could you elaborate?
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>>28196692
M
Receptionist
Idk I'm quite stupid
24
0
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>>28196898
Relationships are such an idiotic concept. I wonder who came up with it.
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>>28196886
Interesting. Has it ever happened to you to actually be told to do something that you didnt know how to do? Or to have superiors who hardly do their jobs then expect you to do yours as well as a part of theirs and if you didnt do an exceptional job,be blamed for it?
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>>28196676
Crossed a line in what sense? I don't think anything could make me stop loving or disown a child, but might have to distance ourselves for safety if they're a violent psychopath or something
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>>28196913
God
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>>28196864
Well, every girl says that. How do I stop it from happening?
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>>28196914
Not that shit again. Stop feeling sorry for yourself 24/7. if you want to be treated with respect, start being someone worth treating with respect.
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>>28196893
This was like 2009 it was different then.
It was a term of endearment.
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>>28196593
if you can't quit it's slavery, not a job
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>>28196645
No but I'd take her to a punk gig
>>28196640
Who?
>>28196593
>and you can’t quit
Try to cope and do good things in my free time to compensate
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>>28196919
That explains why it‘s so retarded.
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>>28196922
I get internal validation
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>>28196921
Maybe by not treating others like objects to fit into your predetermined mould but instead as actual beings worth getting to know before judging them based on arbitrary measurements.
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>>28196832
an atoga femanon or a girl in general
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>>28196914
No, most of what is asked of me is simple enough to google or ask about if I'm not sure about it. And I always make sure to help out when I can, but the head of the department, my boss, has pretty much told me to tell any professor who asks me to do something without a week's notice or explicit instructions to do it themselves.
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>>28196585
I'd firey-ly surrender to her
>>28196895
>They don't message me back? I fucking hate them, piece of shit person who doesn't give a damn about me or how I feel
That does sound like a BPD (or bipolar) moment
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>>28196645
Is that a guy? If yes then it would be impossible for me to get hard naturally.
If a woman, then I don't know. Is she a nice person? Will I see her again?
Don't care about $80 though.
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>>28196935
>women
>actual beings worth getting to know
lol
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>>28196848
I'd feel terrible because I'd think it was an excuse and there was some other reason you were put off
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>>28196925
I had extensive experience with the word in the late 2000's, I'm sure I was called it more than anyone else ITT, and most of the time it was not a term of endearment.
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>>28196909
Uni makes it a bit easier because you're forced to interact with peers more and there are lots of clubs and events, but that doesn't mean you can't get involved with similar things and go on nights out etc. even if you're not a student
Some of the most sociable people involved in lots of groups and trips and partying etc. I knew in my uni days were not students themselves
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>>28196933
If that was true you wouldn‘t hate your own guts so much.
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>>28196935
Nothing is arbitrary based on what I've seen, and women know this. If a woman is just barely attractive, I might as well be invisible to her. But if she's fat/ugly, she's friendly and flirts with me.

Seems to me like these are rules women came up with.
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>>28196938
Sounds like an amazing job and life. Wanna take me in there too? Youd be like a cool aunt who would save me from this nasty place
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>>28196944
How could your gf reassure you that it really is her only complaint?
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>>28196942
<3
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>>28196945
Well I was 10, sue me.
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>>28196954
What part of "part-time" did you miss? I can barely afford to take care of myself and my dad. Another mouth to feed would be impossible. Good luck, though.
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>>28196951
Shoo
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>>28196953
So how has that attitude worked out for you so far?
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>>28196958
God I'm old. I'm glad my little brother around your age at the same time was a good boy and didn't use those words, at least.
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>>28196963
Truth hurts
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>>28196961
Oh rip. Sounds like you need a husband
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>>28196971
Working on it. At this point I'm also considering a wife.
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>>28196969
Bzzzzzz
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>>28196945
>I'm sure I was called it more than anyone else ITT
idk anon I'd take you up on that challenge
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>>28196973
>Wife

I wouldnt do that if i were you. Nothing beats a man-woman couple,except maybe jesus
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>>28196961
Nta but honestly (unless you are dedicating that free time to dating more) why not look for a secondary part-time job or something full-time?
Not that there's anything wrong with only working part-time ofc but you do seem to worry about monies a lot
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>>28196967
>I'm glad my little brother around your age at the same time was a good boy and didn't use those words, at least.
...He was, trust me, that's just how it was back in the day.
He was also throwing out every other slur from his mouth.
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>>28196977
Are you dark-skinned and posted pictures of yourself often on /b/ around that time, too?
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Women do you consider it a green flag when a man has enough disposable income that he never seems to be worried about things like paying bills or affording a treat (e.g. a dinner date at a nice restaurant)?
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>>28196955
by not recoiling before she even tries it? By seeing the discomfort rather than her recoiling and letting me try to avoid it?
Assuming the guy doesn't have a monster cock (I'm an inch over average) I don't see a reason to instantly recoil. I would legitimately think there's something wrong with it or you somehow have sexual trauma and seeing a dick, any dick, is an issue
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>>28196984
Moid here but yes obviously having enough money to be comfortable in your lifestyle is a positive kek
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>>28196978
I'm open to finding whatever sort of happiness is out there for me.
>>28196980
>unless you are dedicating that free time to dating more
I am. Dating more plus being the sole housekeeper and caretaker for my elderly father. I really don't think I could fit in another job right now, unless it was from home or something like that.
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>>28196940
>That does sound like a BPD (or bipolar) moment
Maybe, after talking to bipolar friend I have noticed some things she tells me about it when I ask her I really resonate with.
BUT, my "cycles" if they are that are more like I am unhappy most of the time, and then get bursts of being very happy or energetic or irritated for a few hours.
I started keeping a diary to track myself mentally over months and it lines up as well.
Hell my pasts posts about her are saying how amazing she is and blah blah blah, and while I do think highly of her she is still human with flaws and all that. I am pretty annoyed at her right now because I have not heard from her in what, 12 days now?
I've posted about it here already, but what I didn't say was the plans we had for this weekend are my late birthday celebration with her.
I'm not going to say anything about it, but if she conveniently doesn't mention that while she has been being around other people I am going to be pissed and I am going to let her know why I am unhappy, not that I feel like she would fucking give a damn (and even as I write that I realize it probably isn't accurate but its what my brain is saying)
Tangent aside, I feel like my mood changing isn't long enough to count as bipolar, but who knows maybe it is.
>>28196970
I was talking to friends about it yesterday, but I just isolate when I am feeling like this. They have noticed I have been more distant recently (past few months) and not like I used to be, they are supportive of me and I know that but my brain still tells me they fucking hate me and that I fucking hate them in return, even though neither of those things are real.
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>>28196989
>Dating more plus being the sole housekeeper and caretaker for my elderly father
Oh OK, that's totally fair enough then, ignore my comment lol
Well the right guy will value your caretaker skillz more than pennies
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>>28196981
Don't you dare besmirch him.
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>>28196982
I concede...
You were asking for it tho lets be real
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>>28196988
Idn man I went out to lunch with coworkers and the place refused to the split the bill. One of the younger girls immediately joked that she wouldn't be putting the bill on her card but I said I'd do it since I didn't want anyone else to feel obliged (because I know I have more than enough money to cover lunch, especially since they'd all pay me back right away). And a couple of the girls at the table reacted like it was this huge surprise that anyone would just be able to do that.
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Girls how would you motivate your bf to go make that phone app required to pass a course in uni that will probably be a huge mess of boilerplate code and copying and pasting from ready apps to avoid rewritting boilerplate?
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>I have to log into a reddit account to view porn
Who made this stupid decision?
I just want some OC sluts with anonymity
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>>28196987
I thought we were talking about unreasonably big dicks here, not slightly larger ones. Maybe I lost the context of the reply chain somewhere.
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Is this the ideal woman body?
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>>28196998
You don't, change the url to old.reddit.com and you can see porn
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>>28196995
I was asking for attention and I got it, unfortunately it wasn't always the good kind.
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>>28196994
It's just the way things were back then
I have NOT A SINGLE TIME during those years hear someone go "hey you shouldn't use that word, that's a bad word". I bet N word & F word were used more frequently than "the" in those chats. Sometimes they were even combined into the almighty NFword
But honestly, it had so little impact in those days that it's not really besmirching him.
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>>28197002
Obviously
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>>28196996
>the place refused to the split the bill
Wtf, bruh
Anyway a while ago when I ate with old friends one person paid and we just transferred him our share
I think those girls were mostly just surprised at your generosity. Most people are not lol. But especially if you're quite young, a lot of people our age are broke (I overextended myself just paying for myself on that day seeing friends as they all have well-paying jobs kek, but it's a rare occasion so fuck it)
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>>28196989
>unless it was from home or something like that.
time to start up that mic again

>>28197004
just keep in mind that anyone searching for attention on /b/ got bad attention. They grab the most easy insult at a glance and toss it at you, since you're black the choice becomes very easy.
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>>28196997
Won‘t let him cum until he‘s finishes.
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>>28196998
>going to REDDIT for pr0n
>>28196996
I just read your post more carefully, I imagine most people would have enough in their account to pay for a few meals but idk maybe those girls really are living paycheck to paycheck, do you know what they do for work?
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>>28196989
Itd be so fucking hilarious if we had this conversation irl. I want a 31 yr old woman to tell me something like that to my face lol. Itd be something...new
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>>28197018
reddit is surprisingly good if you want porn of a specific type
similar to how tumblr used to be good for it & nothing else
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>>28197006
Don't ruin my unrealistic memories with logic.
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>>28196989
What does jh even stand for?
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>>28197016
What if he masturbates instead?
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Having an exam rn. Wish me luck losers
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>>28197027
I‘d cut his balls off for being disobedient.
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>>28196964
No attitude works. Doesn't matter what I do or think.
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>>28197024
Another liberal destroyed

>>28197030
ruh roh
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>>28197028
Good luck and congrats on making me not have fun shitposting anymore.
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>>28197018
>>28197009
Well I'm late 20s and most of my coworkers are between 25 and 32ish. I have a fair idea of what most people in the company make and no one should be literally struggling. I'm continually surprised by how many grown adults have very little money to their name.
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>>28197015
>time to start up that mic again
if I couldn't make money off it years ago, I'm def too old now.
>anyone searching for attention on /b/ got bad attention
I got some compliments, too. If I didn't, I wouldn't have kept doing it. It wasn't until the cons outweighed the pros that I realized it was shitty in the grander scheme of things.
>>28197026
Jazz Hater. I hate jazz.
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>>28197031
Oh yeah, have you tried not being a miserable cunt?
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>>28197002
>ass that fat with small tits
no thanks, looks very out of balance
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>>28196992
>Not reading all that
TLDR
>My only wonder is if my mood changing is too frequent to be "episodes", I used to think I was just insecure but I think its more than that now its like my brain tries to override reality with thinking people hate me and I hate them.
Thats at least how I would look at myself if I was someone else trying to analyze my situation, and while I feel it is accurate I worry my own self bias is possibly changing that, I just need to see a therapist and get a professionals opinion.
In my diary I called it the "grey man" and its just constantly whispering in my ear so to speak about how this person hates you and that thing they did was directed at you with the intention of hurting you.
Ranting over but yea
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>>28197035
Understandable, it‘s basically chaotic 3deep5u noise.
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>>28197032
Exactly. Now bend over.
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>>28197030
What if he secretly would kinda like it if you cut off his balls?
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>>28197037
NTA, but thanks for confirming my insecurities.
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Would you prefer a tall woman, say 5'10+, to have smaller or bigger breasts?
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>>28197039
It also smells, tastes, feels, and looks gross.
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>>28197023
RIP r/kimpossibleporn
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>>28197036
Yes.

Still nothing.

Now what?
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>>28197035
>I'm def too old now.
GentleWhispering is 36, anon, and she's one of the best. Gibi is 28 as well
Only coomers care about some pretty young thing and I doubt they'll be the ones listening in
>I got some compliments, too.
I mean, things were different for girls because even the shitposters were incentivized to keep you posting. No such reason with dudes.
Obviously you still got plenty of bad attention as well though because nothing /b/ likes more than ruining a good thing
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>>28197034
>no one should be literally struggling
They're probably not then they're either not as generous as you/trusting as others or just have shitty expensive habits lol
>>28197049
Prefer? Bigger, but it doesn't matter. Tall girls with small boobs are cuuute.
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Women, can you explain this to me? I don't get it.
Any of you scared to eat alone?
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>>28197048
I refuse to believe you have an ass that fat. That shit is literally ridiculous, I've never seen any ass remotely that fat before IRL.
If you truly do have an ass that fat, there'll be plenty of ass guys out there that will love you so you have nothing to worry about. I'm just not one of them
>>28197049
Both have their unique appeal. If you're sporty, I think small is definitely better though, if you're chubby both work great.
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>>28197058
Weak bait
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>>28197049
Tall women are generally hot, I think I'd prefer the one with smaller breasts but take the one with bigger breasts if I had to choose irl for fairness.
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Women, how do I, as a man, become more spontaneous?
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>>28196640
Most shit that happened in that era was kinda fucked. Remember that kid who killed himself, and everyone memed his parents that he did it over an iPod? Thank god for zoomers and 'unalived' so I don't have to hear 'an hero' anymore.
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>>28197058
I'm not a femoid but I was always told it's weird to go out for food alone. When I was in rome on a school trip I just sat down at a restaurant and people acted like it was some unbelievable thing.
I don't wanna eat some fucking slice from a hole in the wall, I want to have a pizza from a real place.
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>>28197061
>but take the one with bigger breasts if I had to choose irl for fairness.
What does this mean lol
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>>28197058
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
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>>28197062
Do what you want to do instead of always thinking about what you should do every now and then.
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>>28197059
I don't have those exact proportions, no. But flat plus big butt is still a less than great combination, like you said.
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>>28197066
The only way my brain can comprehend it is that he thinks everyone wants tall girls with small tits so to even it out he'd go for the one with big tits so they get some love too?
IDK it's fucking weird
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>>28197064
Well, yeah, eating alone in a restaurant looks sad. I'm still not sure what she meant by this.
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>>28197068
And is that an attractive trait in a male partner?
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>>28197075
Yes absolutely
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>>28197058
This obviously means that individuals who understand their self worth and appreciate the things they do for themselves shouldn't feel obligated to share themselves with anyone else if they don't want to. Which is dumb, but whatever.
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>>28197069
It's not, it's THAT fat when it becomes an issue.
My ex had a pretty fat ass and was pretty flat up front. She was still attractive in all the right ways. It's only when things go to the extreme that it gets weird and that thing is, as the kids call it, "a huge dumpy"
And like I said, I'm not even an ass guy, you'll probably get an even better response from them

Imagine a short skinny girl that has no ass with a J cup. It's just weird
That doesn't mean that a short skinny girl that has no ass with an E cup can't be cute
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>>28197077
No it means that if you know your own worth you don‘t have to bend over backwards for others to validate it for you.
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>>28197076
In that sense, does "do what you want [instead of what you should do]" apply to things like just kissing the girl?
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>>28197053
>>28197036
Any response yet? Your strawman is dying. Just admit modern women are insanely picky.
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>>28197084
Yes. But you have to be able to read the room to pull that off.
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>>28197084
I mean it's definitely spontaneous and if it's appreciated girls will like it, however if it's not appreciated you can end up in trouble. So you'll need to be able to read the room and it's also very important you will be able to deal with it if she pulls away or whatever. If you react negatively to the "rejection" in even a slight way it'll be weird
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>>28197085
My response is that it doesn‘t work if you only pretend to not be a miserable cunt.
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If I go back to uni at 23-25 can I get the normal uni experience that 18 year olds get?
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Guys and girls, would you enter a relationship with someone from another religion?
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>>28197094
No
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>>28197094
No lol.
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>>28197097
Why not? If I don't look older I don't see what the problem is, I'm autistic/developmentally stunted so it's not like I'm any more mature than them
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>>28197096
M. I'm an atheist but I'd consider it. It really depends on how devoted she is because I refuse to raise our kids in any religion, so she'd have to be okay with that.
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>>28197096
Yes I am Orthodox and my gf is Catholic. It's insane how opressive catholicism is
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>>28197096
f, nah, im sure it can work but it probably wont, its just not in the interest of time
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>>28197094
College is goyslop
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>>28197077
>>28197081
If she has self worth and wouldn't care about society, wouldn't she have no tattoos? If not for others to look at you and think "wow, how unique and interesting" then what for tattoos are?
She would feel self worth with her own natural body with no need to "improve" it for the others. Same about make up.
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>>28196676
A child of mine? I feel like they'd basically have to rape or murder someone - and even then, it'd be a tough pill for me to say "they're the government's problem now" rather than assume responsibility for how they turned out (by which I mean committing to still visit them in prison and doing what I can to ensure their harm is contained and their life as peaceful as can reasonably expected, after justly selling them down the river and ensuring they're quarantined from society).
But I don't have kids so idk.
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>>28197090
Well that sounds like an unprovable theory by you.
What's your null hypothesis here? As in what proof would you need to see in order to admit that a guy's mentality has little effect on his dating success?
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>>28197104
What about Hindu or muslim?
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>>28197107
Tattoos aren‘t just for decoration, they are simply a form of communication or self expression sometimes. Maybe it‘s to remind herself of a lesson she learned.
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>>28197094
I switched courses at 21 & it felt identical. Just reach out at the very start of the semester because the further it goes the harder it is to make friends
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>>28197096
No. People that consider themselves >>28197112
religious are always bat shit insane.
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>>28196768
F
Never, gross. I did have paranoia about my teachers trying to bang me though, from around 16 (never transpired, pure paranoia). 10 if you count an eccentric (but harmless) karate teacher.
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>>28197096
if it doesn't have extreme restrictions, yes
I wouldn't be able to date someone who didn't want sex before marriage, most likely. I'd likely also struggle with a devout muslim because of the whole no pork & haram meat thing
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>>28197112
My hypothesis is that you should stop thinking about what applies to everyone and instead focus on what works for you. Apparently none of what you have been doing so far has been working for you. Idk you even remotely enough to be able to say what the reason for that would be so i guess you‘d have to either give me more context or figure it out on your own.
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>>28196768
Only the like college girls that show up to teach a few classes for experience or whatever
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>>28197119
Didn't ask atheists, you amoral shit.
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>>28196834
if she didn't say 'for you' it was never meant to be
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Women, is it unattractive if a man swears?
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>>28197113
Well I would date muslim girls if it meant I would have 30 wives
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>>28197123
Well I've tried a lot of things until now and nothing works. What do I do.
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>>28197128
No i don‘t like people that always filter themselves.
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>>28197130
As i said, i‘d need more context. What have you tried?
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>>28196859
YES PLEASE INVITE HER OH MY GOD
>t. that girl a few weeks ago, desperately yakking on about this hobby in front of my equivalent of you until he finally fucking offered an invitation
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>>28197134
Everything.

Might be better if you ask what I tried and I'll tell you if I haven't. And no I'm not fat, I shower regularly, I do my hair, etc.
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Ladies, would you still date a guy who killed himself?
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>>28197058
I think most people are at least a little self-conscious about getting a full course meal at a restaurant alone kek
When I waited tables they were the best customers tho and I'd flirt with them more
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>>28197137
Sure, let‘s go haunt people together.
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>>28197135
She's a coworker who has recently gone on a couple of dates with someone else from an app.
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>>28196984
Inconclusive. I'd have to see his bank statements to assess whether he's loaded enough to not worry, or if he's just irresponsible with money and too stupid to realise it. And even if he can afford it, flaunting wealth personally turns me off, but that's very specific to me.
That said, while it's not quite a red flag, it's idk, an orange flag? if a guy is making purchases that he seems worried about. Like, just don't make the purchase if it's a concern. But being visibly worried just means you're poor AND a bitch, and saddles me with the responsibility of managing your decisions and feeling bad for you.
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>>28197137
Yes, I admire the ambition
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>>28197094
Yes you can kek, it's really not that different. However you might not want the exact same thing anyway, I had a slightly older friend who often hung out more with slightly older students vs. partying with freshers every night (but he was still in a main group with us younger guys). Also I was later roommates with a guy who'd gone to school in his late-30s (I assumed he was like late-20s when we met) and he was still partying it up and banging younger girls kek (just don't be a creeper)
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>>28197136
Have you tried focusing on the good in you?
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>>28197139
So you're saying I should eat alone in restaurants to get pity flirts from waitresses?
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Ladies, would you date a guy who is a virgin?
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>>28197146
Yes.
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>>28197096
M, sure, why not
>>28197106
Based
>>28197148
Sorry I'm a guy who would flirt with femcels for tips
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>>28197141
OMG SHE'S LITERALLY ME FROM THE FUTURE PLS ANON I'M BEGGING YOU
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>>28197150
How did you do that?
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>>28197154
You're going to go on dates with someone else instead of asking out the guy you're actually interested in?
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I had a bad sleep and now my vision is blury.
(Have to squint while reading ATOGA)
How to solve this?
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Guys and girls, would you date someone with a bodycount of 100+?
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>>28197149
Yes
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>>28197156
I put myself in a really good and tried to focus on my strengths when socialising.
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>>28197087
>>28197088
>read the room
So basically he should think about what he should do
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>>28197159
Depends on what his reasons are for this.
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>>28197159
Does she has nice personality?
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>>28197141
>>28197154
(I'm clearly over identifying with this lol, take my words with a grain of salt. But just invite her to the hobby. Even if she doesn't want to, the worst case scenario is that you offered a polite gesture).

>>28197157
No, that much I exaggerated lol, but I'm presently very torn between asking this guy out myself or just sparing my pride and going on the apps instead, because he still hasn't asked me out and I'm a massive wuss.
But I'm also not a normie, I feel like normies would be actively dating regardless. Certainly my normie friends are. App dates don't mean a whole lot, don't take it too seriously - but do take it as an indication of a time crunch. If you're gonna shoot your shot, shoot it now!
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>>28197162
*really good mood
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>>28197154
Okay since I missed this window do I just bring it up next time I see her and invite her to come along if she engages with it? Can I get away with making a very general invitation, like "hey if you ever want a lesson I'd be happy to take you skating"

Since she's gone out with someone else and is on apps I don't want to put my foot in my mouth if I'm just misreading it, especially since we work together.
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>>28197162
What about when not socializing? Do you think deep down you‘re a good person? Are there parts of you you‘d rather hide or repress? Idk, like the porn you watch for example?
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>>28196768
M, I had the biggest crush on one of my teachers when I was in the first or second grade. 8 years later the latent urge to bang her manifested in the form of an /ss/ fetish that I still have until now.
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>>28197164
Segs
>>28197166
She has a very special and unique personality, even when it's shaded by the tragic circumstances of her lifestyle, and she will love you.
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>>28197158
Drink a cold glass of water and wakeup. If that persists through the day i think you might be ill
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>>28197178
Sure but is it about „hue hue i‘m using others as my sex toys“ or is it „wow hedonism let‘s surrender to the pleasure together“?
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>I grew up poor and my bf didn't
>i tend to store food for long times (especially good foods, up to a week), sometimes it will go bad before i eat it
>He eats freely, and if we buy snacks or good food, he eats it within a day. Ex: we get a bag of cookies, he'll eat most of it and leave me 3 to 0 cookies
>We moved in together and share groceries, (our pantry usually has ~1week of stock, we aren't starving)
>He often eats food I'm keeping or planning to use later, this triggers that food insecurity and I feel like he stole food from me, and I get really angry.
>He thinks food is there to be eaten and not kept, and he needs more food than me so it's fair
>I think food should be shared 60/40 no questions asked, and if I notice i have something I'll not end up eating, he can eat it all
Who's right? Any solutions?
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>>28197158
Put in some moisturizing eye drops. Drink more water today.
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>>28197181
She doesn't like talking about her past, but the second one.
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>>28197159
F. No.
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>>28197174
>Do you think deep down you‘re a good person?
Yeah?
Are there parts of you you‘d rather hide or repress?
Uh... what? I guess to the extent everyone else does? Are you talking about anything specific here?
>Idk, like the porn you watch for example?
WHAT
I mean I like creampie porn but it's mostly pretty vanilla creampie porn.
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>>28197184
There‘s none that‘s right or wrong. You just have different approaches. Since he seem to be able to afford it, why not just get more food ao you never feel like you‘re being cheated out of your share of it?
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>>28197158
Go for a run, take a cold shower, eat something, watch CCS, go to an optician's
>>28197159
I might do (tfw no Panty Anarchy gf) BUT if she was clean, had been casual-sex free for a while, and convinced me she loved me. Else there would just be the worry I'll be bedpost notch #101 and she'll get bored. But I think people can change and look for different things at different points in life.
An ol friend of mine banged like 10+ guys but is now engaged to someone she's been committed to for a year (he seems like a turbovirgin desu, also inb4 "beta buxx" he's younger than her and she's the more educated so it's def not for the money kek), I hope they can make it work.
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Is there a bigger power move than marrying as a virgin and having your first sex in your honeymoon?
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>>28197187
In that case it‘s all good.
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>>28197178
>and she will love you
One more question, did she ever cheated on her 100+ boyfriends? Because if not, then I'm fine!
>shows me all cool tricks in bed she learned from her previous boyfriends
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>>28197184
It's not fair of him to take your food without asking and not respect your difficulties with this. He should leave your stashing section at least, and just get more food himself if he's hungry/needs more. Hope you can work it out. I also had issues like this dating rich girls
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>>28197191
Oh well, i tried. You seem to try and make this way harder than it would have to be. Godspeed.
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>>28197195
How is that a power move?
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>>28197197
Most weren't her boyfriends but when she commit she commit
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>>28197195
Yes, not thinking your power/worth is tied to the numbers of sex partners you had or didn‘t have.
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>>28197195
>your first sex in your honeymoon
Having sex in a honeymoon sounds pretty dope desu
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>>28197171
Yeah, 100% just say something like that. With the guy I'm into, I talked to him about his hobby a few times and eventually was basically like "hey fun fact, I'm gonna be (hobbying) at this time and location" hoping he'd finally take the hint to come along, and he did. And the rest* was history.
*('the rest' being us regularly hobbying together with me perpetually friendzoning myself and being too inept to extricate myself from it, but one step at a time. Two steps forward, three steps back - that's progress, right?).

All that's to say, I'm 50/50 on whether this guy is intentionally or obliviously friendzoning me, so him inviting himself to join me was in no way taken as any sort of conclusive evidence despite my desire for it to be so. So I think you're totally safe to at least make the offer, in the event that she's not actually interested.
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>>28197193
>go to optician
I don't need to. I know my (one) eye is shit.
>>28197185
>>28197180
OK, I'll drink more water than usually. Thanks!
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>>28197199
What are you talking about, I answered every single one of your questions.
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>>28197208
>I know my (one) eye is shit.
Do you have glasses/contacts?
Anyway just give it some time and don't stress
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>>28197202
Then I see no issues. She must have nice personality though.
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>>28197202
sure, because that's how it works
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OK guys what do you text the girl on the day of the date, girls what do guys text you and what do you like to be texted? Is it shit like
>excited to see you today
or some shit?
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First date advice, what sort of things should I do, should I go for light touching or just keep it friendly or whatever, how to avoid ending up like pic rel in >>28197138
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>>28197214
I have a line I used every time: It would have been really nice if you did come. Then ghost and no replies.
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>>28197214
I don't text anything, the less you text before date (especially first for example) the better in my experience, because the more you want to know each other
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>>28197184
>>He thinks food is there to be eaten and not kept, and he needs more food than me so it's fair
Has he expressed this in response to you communicating your needs? Or is this just his philosophy, and you haven't explained your own?

>I think food should be shared 60/40 no questions asked
This seems fair (if communicated clearly), you're even accounting for his needs as a man, while not going overboard into self-sacrifice.

>and if I notice i have something I'll not end up eating, he can eat it all
I'm confused by this, and whether/how it's communicated. Is he just supposed to guess after a certain period of time? If you sometimes let things go off, how is he to know whether it's a case of "this is about to go off and she hasn't eaten it, therefore it's fair game" or "she hasn't directly communicated that she doesn't want it, therefore I have to let it go off or she'll get mad at me"?
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>>28197202
nta but honestly I would (other factors withstanding too). I think some people are able to separate casual sex from relationships. If the fucking around was purely hedonistic pleasure but she wants something serious now I'd give it a shot
The main worry would just be other mental health issues and problems etc.
You could argue having a lot of bodies suggests higher likelihood of mental health issues, but then turbovirgins can also be nutters, so alone it's not a very good or fair metric
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>>28197214
M. I'd usually just confirm some detail we already sorted out to give her a chance to let me know whether or not she's coming. Like
>hey I'll meet you around 7 tonight, it might be busy so phone me if you can't find me there
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>>28197215
Maybe some sidecuddle if it comes from the situation but otherwise stay friendly imo
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>>28197220
How much in advance?
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>>28197209
No you took them all literal instead of giving them any actual thought. Those aren‘t „yes or no“ questions that should be easy to answer, they are open ended as an attempt to get you to explore your self more so you can find out where the issue lies. Granted, it might be that you truly don‘t feel like you have to hide parts of yourself and that would be great, but i‘m a bit unsure if that‘s really true since most people do that, especially people that struggles to form meaningful connections with others. That usually is a very good indicator of them playing a role instead of being authentic, which is usually the case in those who fear that them being authentic would only lead to rejection. Yet you also have mentioned many things you‘ve done in an attempt to improve yourself, which again would indicate that you think you just as you are isn‘t good enough. Which might not be on you but truly on the people surrounding you always making you feel like you‘d have to be more than you am to be considered worth their time. Is there ppl in your life that you feel like they value you just as you are? Even if you wouldn‘t go to the gym or have a successful career?
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>>28197207
If you're a woman just make an obvious move. Like look him in the eyes intensely, get up close and ask him out directly to *obvious date place*. No beating around the bush or waiting for him to notice, you know it hasn't gotten you nowhere so far.
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>>28197223
3 or 4 hours? Don't think too hard about it.
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>>28197210
I don't. Eye doctor said I need surgery.
I have pic related. Pretty gross, isn't it?
Surgery wouldn't fix my eyesight, but stop from getting worse.
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Long hair in a guy, yes or no?
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>>28197224
Oh I see.

I have close friends like that yeah but I would never date any of them.
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>>28197230
in?
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>>28197228
Anon please at this point your body is begging you to put it out of it‘s misery.
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>>28197232
I seen it anon, excuse my bad ingligsh.
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>>28197230
Yes
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Is >>28181922 true? Like what is the difference between hanging out and a date if you've not friends with that person?
>>28197222
Is this from a girl's perspective?
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>>28197231
Why not?
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>>28197230
You have to keep it well groomed which takes more effort than you'd think and have to experience have your hair works.
Aside that women love long hair usually but men don't and because of this it may give you a low social status vibe which affects women. So you have to work yourself a lot if you don't want to come off as some hippie or something with a long hair. Also this weekend some girl refused to even speak to me because "I don't like long haired men" so it's vary.
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>>28197239
Because they're mostly guys, and the girls are ugly or taken.
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>>28197225
Yeah, I've finally come to accept that that's gotta be my next move, because I can't continue like this, and despite my best (terrible) efforts he seems none the wiser about my feelings since we started hanging out lol (can't blame him).
I genuinely wanna be friends if he's not interested, which is why I've been so cagey about it all. But at this point, my being preoccupied with wondering if something more could happen is hampering my ability to even be friends with him. So it's really a case of "something or nothing," where even if he says no it'll be something of a relief to at least be able to focus on being friends. But fucking hell, I hope he says yes.

>look him in the eyes intensely, get up close
Eep. I'm thinking less intense and more just an honest "hey, I hope this isn't weird to say but I'd be keen to go out some time if you're interested" and take the conversation from there.
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>>28197233
Only after a year or few after getting blind.
Would learn to walk with a stick in a city as a blind guy, probably buy groceries, get a gf who pitys me and try to have sex with her as a blind guy.
Then would probably "accidentally" die because of boredome.
Also, my eyes look normal, I don't know why that pic looks so weird.
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Girls how upset would you be if, when you first started seeing each other, your boyfriend described you to one of his friends as "average looking" but with an "amazing body"??

Also, in that same conversation, he (a 30yo), described you (a 27yo) as "a little old" for his tastes?
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>>28197232
Apt pepe.
Have you ever swallowed a long hair and later taken a dangling shit? It's not pleasant.
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>>28197251
Did your boyfriend do this to you or did you do this you autist?
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>>28197251
Blocked for life
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>>28197244
No not hippie like rather barbarian like. I just haven't been to the hairdresser for half a year, it's still surprisingly short on the sides (~2 inches) but unusually long on the top, so idk what to do.
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>>28197237
>>28197222 (You)
Well I'm a guy but girls seemed to like it. Also I'm pretty distant with not well-known people so it's for me as well, when a girl gets too intimate too quickly, I don't like that.
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>>28197249
Understandable
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Girls, how would you react if a guy offered you 13000 in cash for free?
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>>28197255
How am I an autist for discussing my dating life with a very close friend and being honest about it? A private conversation you were never supposed to hear about.
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>>28197262
Nothing is free
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>>28197262
I‘d ask him if we want to go online shopping together.
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>>28197257
What do you mean by barbarian style? Show some pic. Also you still have to cut the ends about every 3 months.
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Girls do you dream of dating a guy who's big and strong enough to pick you up and hold you against a wall for the entirety of the sex?
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>>28197268
Yes
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>>28197266
how would that work? sitting on someone's lap while both of your hands are on the mouse?
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>>28197268
You don't really have to be extraordinarily strong for that (except you want to do it with some landwhale)
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>>28197262
Oh my bad i didn‘t register you said in cash. I guess i‘d ask him if he wants to go on a city trip together then.
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>>28197270
No like lighting the fireplace, cuddling on the coach, browsing stuff and showing it to each other and getting excited for all the cool stuff we found and ordered.
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>>28197274
yes, I like them very much
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>>28197274
f, love em and all their variations
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>>28197237
F. Yeah, she's right. If she's asking to bring a friend, or asking if anyone else is coming, she's probably trying to feel out whether it's a date or not. If you allow/encourage it to be a group thing, you're probably confirming that and friendzoning yourself, so unless you trust your ability to flirt and lock a proper date down once you've got her in person, I'd be wary of going down that rout.

I'd just tell her "it's just gonna be us two" and see how that lands. If she's not interested and calls you on it, you can always spare your pride with a little "oh I didn't mean you COULDN'T invite anyone else, just that I HAND'T yet lolol." She'll see through it, but plausible deniability is a male superpower, it's all you need.
Disclaimer, I don't think you NEED to go the pride-sparing rout, you certainly don't need to do it for anyone else's benefit. But if having that safety net is what it takes for you to make the move in the first place, then keep it in your pocket.
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>>28197267
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>>28197274
Yes they are very cute
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>>28197281
how is this different from hippie style
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Okay, so, if I can see that I'm having an effect on a girl (who is single), what am I supposed to do?

Just the way she acts around me and reacts to me is clear she's at least a little attracted.
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>>28197251
>"average looking" but with an "amazing body"
>"a little old"
this describes me, and the fact that it's true only makes it more hurtful even despite the complement lol.
sorry anon, but you might be fucked. how'd she hear/find out about this?
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>>28197135
FUCK YOU, YOU ONLY HAD TO SAY "YOU SHOULD TAKE ME WITH YOU NEXT TIME" YOU THINK I READ MINDS OR SOME SHIT?
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>>28197251
"too old for me" and 3 years younger? Does he want 10yrs younger? 15? For shame.
I could argue Devil's advocate and say he was bantering with his bros and putting you down to elevate his own station by saying "she's not that bad but i could still totally get a better one if i wanted to". But this doesn't sound any better at all.

>this happened when you first started seeing each other
If we had just met, I'd get out of there asap. If it's after a year or two, I'd be really angry and demand kinder comments that befit our relationship status, and if it's repeated behavior, I'd re-evaluate if it's worth it to stay with a scumbag who makes libertine comments to his bros about my privates.

>inb4 the "age is just a number" "teen girls are the juiciest" anons answer: you know the site you're in, watch the circus
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>>28197274
f
they're too close to people and in the uncanny valley, it's creepy
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>>28197288
Are you interested?
Ask her to hang out or something. Try and match her energy. If she's giving you plausibly deniable signs, give her some right back and let the escalation begin.
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>>28197291
they can also have beards, and dress him up in viking clothes then will look the same
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>>28197283
NTA but what‘s the issue with it being hippie style?
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If you meet a couple of girls at a work party and the uglier of the 2 is very clearly making a move on you, does that mean the hotter of the 2 is definitely not interested in you?
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>>28197301
You'll look like some low social status guy with no plans for the future
>>28197294
But doesn't being close makes them so cute?
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>>28197304
No
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>>28197290
>YOU THINK I READ MINDS OR SOME SHIT?
It'd certainly solve a lot of problems if you did!!!
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>>28197304
Best you can do is make them feel compete for you
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>>28197296
I'm kinda interested yeah. I'm a bit difficult for flirting though because I flirt very freely and have very dry humour that takes getting used to. She seems to understand my jokes properly now and it seems like she's got her eye on me a bit.
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>>28197305
Sounds exactly like the vibe i‘d go for.
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>>28197292
Too old in the sense that 24 or 25 would have been better in terms of matching life goals (kids and marriage timeline).

The conversation where these comments were made happened after your second date, but you don't find out until years into the relationship, and he's never repeated those remarks since.
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Threesomes, yes or no? Guys and girls. What about foursomes?
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>>28197311
If you are very attractive, or in the first years of uni then you can go for, otherwise it's not a good thing.
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>>28197312
Lmao drop the fucker. What are you? His breeding machine/arm candy?
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>>28197317
Idk, I had a 50 something teacher with very long hair tied with a knot and it looked very chad on him.
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>>28197313
F, yes. FFM is hot, but I don't think I'd like MMF. Foursomes are probably too much
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>>28197304
No. Hot girls know their ugly friends are ugly, and will generally step aside from any man the ugly girl has 'dibs' on to avoid being 'mean.' They both know the hot one could have him, so hottie lets uggo shoot her shot first.
If hottie DOESN'T step aside, she's likely a crazy bitch who feels the need to make a show of putting uggo in her place, which shows she's both mean and insecure, so watch out for that (that's if they're GOOD friends and uggo is clearly upset. Sometimes uggo is just a hanger-on and hottie has to live her damn life. It can be hard to tell the difference).
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>>28197313
Best i can do so far is one ffm threesome but if the vibe is right then i‘d be down for whatever.
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>>28197313
F. In real life, no, I'd never do group stuff. In my fantasies, it's way more people than a threesome or foursome.
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>>28197318
Okay so after the first two dates you tell your friends that he's perfect and that nothing would make you happier than marrying him? You never mentioned a single hesitation/downside to your best friend about someone you'd only just started seeing?
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>>28197320
>chad
>teacher
How old are you?
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>>28197326
FMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM or FFFFFFFFFFFFM or FMFMFMFMFMFMFM?
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>>28197330
The first option.
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>>28197329
Not just a teacher.
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>>28197332
Hottttttttt
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>>28197332
the least subconsciously slut woman
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>>28197327
Ofc i talk to my friends about stuff that is on my mind but it‘s never stupid crap like that that doesn‘t have any weight at all. It would be more stuff like talking about wether he‘s mature enough to lead a functional relationship, what he‘s struggling with or issues we‘ve ran into in trying to get closer.
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>>28197335
What do guys get out of that, though? It feels like a selfish fantasy to have.
>>28197336
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Would you date a porn actress?
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>>28197337
Okay, but those things that you consider important are equivalent to the things you just dismissed as having no weight. Guys and girls have different priorities. What's important to me in a partner is not the same as what's important to you, but they have an equal impact on the outcome.
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>>28197310
If you don't think your flirt style is a clear enough signal, I'd just make an effort to pay her special attention. Find excuses to talk to her, pay her more eye contact than you would a regular person you talk to, etc. Find ways to acknowledge her and make her feel like you notice/appreciate her in particular (eg, compliments - ideally on things she does in the moment, like saying she's funny after she says something funny, like you're learning new things about her all the time and really taking in the information. Compliments on constants aren't as good, eg 'hey, your hair looks nice today, even though it's exactly how it's been the last 10 times I've seen you').
If/when you feel like you're on more solid ground (which could honestly be right now, just depends how bold you feel) just tell her something like "we should hang out some time" and see how she responds. It signals interest enough to embolden her to reciprocate, but is noncommittal enough that it's 'no harm, no foul' if she's either not interested or needs more time to feel comfortable.
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>>28197338
>selfish fantasy
as opposed to selfless noble fantasies
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>>28197338
It is.
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>>28197338
>Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
It's just a thing nor good or bad. Just shows that women are not some sexless and pure idealistic creatures but animals filled with a lot of lust and urge to constantly fuck (just like men)
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>>28197343
You know what I mean. It's a dehumanizing fantasy. Like in it the guys would all be wearing masks or something anyway.
>>28197344
Don't get philosophical on me.
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>>28197349
My fantasy is fucking my mother-in-law during a honeymoon with my wife. What do you think?
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>>28197349
NTA but most fantasies are dehumanizing. That‘s the point. They are fantasies, they are supposed to be all about your own pleasure, regardless of how others involved would feel about it.
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>>28197312
>24 or 25 would have been better in terms of matching life goals (kids and marriage timeline).
That's bullshit. How does this make sense? Explain.

>until years into the relationship
Damn that only makes it worse. How do I know then that he hasn't aired out even more private things over time? I'd be asking myself: have his friends seen my nudes? What do they know about my sex life? Do they see me as his partner or as a vehicle/path to sex and children?

>>28197327
>You never mentioned a single hesitation/downside to your best friend about someone you'd only just started seeing?
So you do admit you see her being "too old" and "average but fuckable" as a downside/reason for hesitation. Things are only getting better omfg
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Give me your best tips/tricks to easily study/memorize this for an exam you have in less than 48h, please?
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>>28197340
The difference is that one is about wether that person is a good enough object for you to consider dating them and the other is talking about things that naturally come up when people connect. You can‘t tell me that it‘s the same thing to tell your friends her nose is too big for you to find her beautiful is the same as telling them she‘s struggling with grieving her dad atm and it‘s hard on your relationship because she‘s in a very dark place.
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>>28197361
>memorize
That comes easy to me sorry pal.
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>>28197313
M
No gross
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>>28197360
>explain
>>man wants kids and marriage in 3-5 years
>>girl who is 27 wants kids and married in 2-3 years
>>a slightly younger girl will want kids and marriage on roughly that same 3-5 year timescale, making them a better match for life goals

>I'd be asking myself:
Seriously? Some comment from years ago makes you think he's shared every detail about your life? Why would you not have considered earlier that he may talk to his friends about your relationship?

>So you do admit
Where did I say those weren't downsides? Of course physical attractiveness matters in a relationship. Once serious feelings are involved your looks don't matter. Or, more accurately, you automatically seem much more attractive due to feelings.
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>>28197361
Write a cheat note. This way you have to condense the informations, filter what‘s most important/the essence, break it down in easy and short pieces and then actually write it out. Works every time. It also helps actually taking it with you. You won‘t need it but it feels like a safety blanke and keeps you from going full anxiety. Good luck.
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>>28197339
Sure, if she was clean (though I'm not a fan of the industry and would hope it wasn't taking a toll)
>>28197361
Crammm
Just go over the important points several times and quiz yourself
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>>28197365
I'm saying that men and women value different things. You're right, your example isn't equivalent.

What IS equivalent is me telling MY friends that you're average looking, and you telling YOUR friends that I'm struggling with my dad's death. The value you place on those emotional connection items is approximately the same as the value that men place on physical connection items.
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>>28197377
Aaand this is exactly why i am going to stay single forever. No thank you eww vomits.
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Ladies, your bf leaves you for a year because he has to go to the military. Do you cheat on him or do you stay loyal?
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>>28197372
I already have that with pictures since it's for pathological anatomy/describing organ lesions both in macro and micro.
The problem is that it's an obscene amount of stuff
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>>28197381
Guys on this site are not representative of real life lol
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>>28197382
I wouldn't date a guy leaving for the military
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>>28197383
>obscene amount
Guess go pop some pills and pull a few all-nighters then
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>>28197386
Oh so you don't care about how a girl looks?
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>>28197388
You've been dating 1+ years before that.
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>>28197386
I wish but my experience taught me otherwise
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>>28197391
I do care but I'm not gonna go telling friends that someone I'm dating is "average looking" kek
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>>28197353
>My fantasy is fucking my mother-in-law during a honeymoon with my wife
Same
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>>28197353
It must be interpersonally motivated by something I can't understand, so it's hard to judge. Fantasies with specific individuals are like that.
>>28197357
Well I still feel bad about some of them.
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>>28197382
I wouldn‘t date in the first place. Pointless af. This way we‘re both free to live our life and not be on hold for each other.
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>>28197392
I wouldn't date a guy who would ever leave for the military lol, but even if I did, it would have to be broken off before he left, no point leading both of us on
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>>28197397
What if his country forces him to go to the military and he has no choice? He won't go to war, just run around and learn shooting.
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>>28197396
>Well I still feel bad about some of them.
Like what?
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>>28197137
Yeah, but only if his body was still mostly intact so I could preserve it properly and make a sex doll out of him. I guess it's not that different from having a waifu/husbando.
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>>28197400
We have mandatory military service here and it only lasts 4 weeks at a time. Well ok, you‘re right, you‘d have the option to so it all at once and go for a year but who in their right mind would do that when they are in a relationship? It also greatly depends on wether you‘d be gone for a full year or would be able to go home on the weekend every now and then. But just basically no contact for a full year? No fuck that.
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>>28197403
Lol
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>>28197406
Ok but what if he's the love of your life?
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>>28197409
If he was, why would he even consider wanting to spend that much time apart?
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>>28197382
I'd either stay loyal or break up before he leaves. Or break up while he's gone if it's both necessary and appropriate - but I don't really see that scenario happening, I'm very responsible and would either make sure to lay out very clear expectations before you left or break up prior due to a failure to lay out those expectations.
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No, but it's always interesting to see people who don't swear a lot let it slip, I guess.
>>28197096
I want to say no, but in all likelihood I would, and i would change myself to fit into my partner's ideals while telling myself that I've always thought that way even though I know what I'm doing because I have stupid bitch disease.
Thinking about it separately though, it's not a problem unless there's a serious mismatch of ideals and lifestyle. I wouldn't be willing to unless I liked the person despite this.
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>>28197410
Because I have to? Because I'll come back with lots of money?
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>meet virgin guy
>surprisingly good looking and fit for a virgin
>know each other for 2 weeks
>bring up past relationships to know him better
>told him I lost viriginity at 15 with a friend but 0 sexual activity after that
>cuts contact with me because he's looking for another virgin
is it my fault
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>>28197415
Lol, they know they would cheat but they don't want to say so
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Would you date a m/f who likes oranges? What about bananas?
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>>28197417
Well you decided to fuck your friend when you were 15, I don't see how that can be his fault
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>>28197422
the more fruits a mf likes the better imo
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>>28197422
Both, but never mixed. That's a sin
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>>28197401
Using people like posable sex toys, taking advantage of inexperience or embarrassment, questionable ability of them to consent, etc. Just general sketchy stuff even in the context of fictional smut.
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>>28197417
TO THE STREETS YOU BELONG!
Also poor guy will never find a virgin lmao.
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>>28197417
he was some christian freak, you'll live
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>>28197422
Sure. I can do a cool trick with a banana that I'll take any excuse to show off.
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>>28197435
*ehem* Whore.
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>>28197435
I can also do that trick. How do you react?
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>>28197435
slaggy slag
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>>28197438
Desperate trooncel detected.
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>>28197417
You didn't do anything wrong luv
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Why do females say sex work is le work but then they wont date guys who fuck prostitutes
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>>28197415
Well if you HAD to, and you were the love of my life, then i‘d accept that and deal with it.
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>>28197447
Same reason working at McDonald’s is a job but a lot of people won’t date you if you eat there
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Guys, if a female friend/acquaintance asked you out, how much spaghetti would she have to spill before it became weird? I'm a bit of a blusher/stutterer under stress. I think he and I have hung out enough that he knows me to be a sane human being, but I have concerns for how well I'm gonna handle this one interaction. I'm so chill like 99% of the time, but the actual moment of confrontation is my achilles heel.
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>>28197447
Yes
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>>28197447
feeeeemales
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>>28197417
It’s no one’s fault
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>>28197438
It's been a while since you called me that, thanks.
>>28197440
I'd be mad you're trying to one up me when I'm trying to show off for you. Read the room and just say "wow cool but you wasted fruit" if you're not impressed.
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>>28197443
*ehem* Retard.
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>>28197453
I hate it when I go on a date with a girl and she obviously seems passive and shy. It either makes me think she just wanted a free meal (if she has issue with splitting) or she's just boring. Be yourself and if it doesn't work out he wasn't for you.
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Silence i‘m trying to masturbate here.
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Am I being a simp here?
Today at the gym a female friend of mine knocked over my phone (I have the bad habit of leaving it in the barbell rest so it's easy to drop, and in fact I have dropped it a few times already). Usually that's no biggie but today by pure bad luck it actually fucked the screen and I need to replace it.
She's super ashamed about it and has offered to pay for the repair. I told her to not worry about it, the phone is honestly kinda old and I was looking to replace it this year and it's not really her fault honestly.

Am I being a simp here? Honestly if it were a male friend I'd probably say the same. Also I make a lot more money than her as well.
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>>28197458
always here for ya babe <3
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>>28197455
>tfw no Ferengi gf
Why live?
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>>28197382
I would break up, he belongs to the country now.
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>>28197464
I had a wicked period shit this morning, just wanted to let you know.
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>>28197465
No that‘s just being a decent human being
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>>28196578
Which app is the best for finding women to hookup with?
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>>28197469
>girls are insecure about their period
and grass is green
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>>28197473
reality, thank me later
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>>28197458
I proceed to suck off a guy who was sitting next to our table. He enjoys it. How do you react?
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>>28197469
Good for you i hope your tummy feels better now for it.
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>>28197361
Write as if you are doing an exam. Look up exam questions and do them. Correct your mistakes and repeat
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>>28197465
>barbell rest
How did she even knock it over?
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>>28197469
I know. I was there. I was your porcelain throne.
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Is my bf gay because he eats me out after rubbing his dick on my pussy? I feel like he is seasoning my pussy with dick
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Men, what are things you do to intentionally make you look more intelligent than you are?
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>>28197478
I'd just hookup with that guy's gf and leave you two fags alone, I guess.
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>>28197473
All of them. It’s a numbers game with bad ratio in your favor. Set your standards real low and the distance as far as you can go
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>>28197486
Yes block the faggot.
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>>28197471
Honestly it just feels kinda bad to make her pay for it.
>>28197483
Eh I meant the safeties. I have this habit of leaving the phone there and she just brushed it with her leg and it fell.
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>>28197339
Sure. I like the idea of worshipping a woman even more broken than I am.
She'd have to quit the porn though, unless she was making bank. If it's anything other than a private solo onlyfans or something though it's probably not worth it.
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>>28197491
Imagine being this desperate and pathetic.
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>>28197033
Why would you congratulate me for a seemingly bad thing?
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>>28197465
It’s your fault for leaving your phone there, has nothing to do with simping
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>>28197499
>I meant the safeties
yeah that's on you pal.
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>>28197487
NAG, but I'm retarded as fuck and am continuously regarded as smart irl. Just act like me.
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>>28197499
Yeah i mean that‘s kind of on you to put it in a stoopid place like that to begin with. It would be a real ass move to make her pay for it.
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>>28197505
>>28197506
>>28197509
That's what I thought honestly, I'll just tell her to not worry about it. Ty lads and lasses.
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>>28197501
You'd make millions on onlyfans if you recorded your hardcore stuff.
Name one other bitch lighting herself on fire?
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>>28197503
And? You got some triggering insecurities you want to talk about?
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>>28197504
I‘d imagine you‘d feel a sense of accomplishment for it.
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>>28197501
> I like the idea of worshipping a woman even more broken than I am.

Thatd make YOU more broken
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>>28197508
What do guys do on the first date that's good?
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>>28197508
>Just act like me
And how would that be?
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>>28197514
An accomplishment is a good thing,generally speaking
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>>28197465
>I have the bad habit of leaving it in the barbell rest so it's easy to drop, and in fact I have dropped it a few times already
>pure bad luck
>I was looking to replace it this year and it's not really her fault
>Honestly if it were a male friend I'd probably say the same
Nah, you're good. Stop being so concerned about being a simp, it's only simp behaviour if she was genuinely in the wrong (which she wasn't) and you wouldn't do it for a man (which you would) and you hope it wins you 'points' somehow (which you don't, and it doesn't).
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>>28197513
No but thanks for asking
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>>28197520
So you WANT me to enjoy shitposting?
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>>28197313
F
Yes. Not sure about foursomes, feel like someone is going to be left out or it’s just a swingers thing
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>>28197512
Imagine simping this hard for a troon
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>>28197465
>woman is offering to pay you for something
>don't take it
not a simp but probably retarded
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>>28197529
>simping
She's given me content that I couldn't get anywhere else I'll simp for this bitch.
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>>28197529
Imagine being stuck in the le epic there are no grills on the internet may may phase
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>>28197527
Yeah
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>>28197530
>exploit others as much as you can
And then you wonder why you‘re single
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>>28197524
Why so bitchy then? Did you want to be edgy kek
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>>28197534
Nta but >>28197508 shows that they're clearly male?
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Gender and age
Have you dabbed in real life?
Why?
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>>28197192
>why not just get more food
We don't have an infinite budget for food and he knows it. The stock we have is "flour, rice, frozen veggies, etc.", but fresh veggies, meats, snacks etc are more in demand.

>>28197198
We cook the day's meals at once and I sometimes store my share of the leftovers (average 2 generous extra meals/week), and he eats his entire share for lunch and afternoon snack.
>take your food without asking
In the beginning he assumed the leftovers were for both of us, but over time I've made it clear that he had already eaten all of his share and I was packing my share.

>and just get more food himself
Do you mean he cooks an extra dish for himself, along with the meal I make? He has started doing this, but his meals look so sad that I feel bad for hoarding well-seasoned gulasch while he makes himself nutella-oatmeal or pasta with ketchup (He can cook well, but doesn't put in effort in his dishes. I feel sad just looking at the bland food but he likes it)

>>28197218
>Has he expressed this in response to you communicating your needs?
Yes. We've openly communicated about this and he said that in response to what I said

>whether/how it's communicated.
The "free food" notice is badly communicated from my side (as I sometimes ignore the food that is there in favor of fresher/more enticing food).
70% of the time he's the one who keeps an eye on that food and openly asks "hey this is from 1-3 days ago. Can I eat it?" I often say yes and he takes it to lunch for example. But 30% of the time I also say "hey, I'll not eat xyz, you can have it."
I don't get angry when he asks because he is asking, not just taking it. Some things have gone bad though. When he doesn't keep an eye on it or we have more enticing food, it goes bad over time and we just end up throwing it out.
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what should I do if my cock doesn't taste good?
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>>28197540
Yes
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>>28197545
cultivate more cheese
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>>28197542
male, 32
what's dab? Do you mean dabble?
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>>28197538
No i‘m just sick and tired of guys telling other guys to try that stupid shit it never works it‘s just demoralizing.
>>28197540
Uhm she even said NGA as in Not A Guy.
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>>28197465
Lol I'm reading this in full but only after reading the replies to it.

You did nothing wrong, non issue.
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>>28197545
Wash it
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>>28197542
Hahahaha the dab. Hundreds of times, in Middle School, when it was fashion.
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>>28197518
Look at people blankly when they try and joke around with you, always look busy even if you're not doing jack shit, avoid people, only speak when you have something important to add. I don't really do anything special but people see me as smart, idfk.
People just assume that because I keep to myself that I must be smart or something.
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>>28197542
F, 28
Yes. I worked with teens and it was funny.
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>>28197542
I yabba dabba doo.
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>>28197280
But like what's the difference between a hangout and a date, would you go on a hangout with someone you wouldn't go on a date with that you barely know? What if you like them isn't it the same thing? Seems like a meaningless distinction.
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>>28197552
Oh, I thought NAG was just a capitalization of nag. As in one of the things a guy would do to look intelligent.

>Captcha: MP000Y
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>>28197556
Ah i see then people probably think i‘m a genius. Good to know.
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>>28197313
Wish I have 2 cocks to penetrate 2 girls at the same time
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>>28197552
its a numbers game bro, just be a man. you can take 1 billion rejections and still not crumble. you move on to the next
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>>28197540
I'll be the sexiest male once my breasts are removed, just you watch
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Girls
How bad is it if a guy's cum tastes horrendous due to life-saving medicine? Would you still blow him or swallow? (considering it's life-saving, he can't not take it)
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Ms and Fs, how many times daily do you think about sex?
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>>28197542
M
Yes, as a joke. I might have done it as a football scoring celebration too

>>28197568
Uhhh what does that say about your looks as a female if that's all it takes to be a sexy male?
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>>28197569
>>28197545
hmm....you guys are fuckingdisgusting
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>>28197570
m, hourly
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>>28197477
The places where it's ez to meet women are the places where the competition is the fiercest, like bars. Remember your days of working in a library, what were some effective ways guys approached you to get a date?
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>>28197570
F. 15 times? More if I'm pent up
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>>28197570
M, every time I see young women, milf or good looking similar age female.
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>>28197552
Your failures as a man is not his or mine. Christ anon you are desperate and pathetic.
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>>28197572
it says that I'm an average female and can only be a little bitch boy as a male but will accept my role and know my audience
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>>28197570
M
Hard to enumerate but maybe 8 times. Baby fever going in over here for some reason and I'm only 25.
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>>28197552
Good example of being a beta male. Women fucking hate this weak shit
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>>28197535
Why the change of heart?
>>28197562
It happens
>>28197566
But that‘s the thing. You treat them like just the next number, so that‘s how they will treat you too since only those girls who are ok with just being the next notch on your bed frame are even on those apps because all they are seeking is the next name in their notes app. If that‘s what you‘re looking for go ahead but don‘t tell guys looking for something with any substance to it to do what you‘re doing. It‘s hollow and pointless.
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>>28197573
I'm not disgusting, it's the meds! I'm not to blame if another guy refuses to wash his penis! I wash myself daily!
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>>28197323
How did it happen? How do you get girls to do this, I want as much details as you can spare and remember.
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>>28197534
>girls and trannies can't both exist at the same time
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>>28197564
Probably. Honestly as long as you have some basic competence with what you do and aren't making an ass of yourself constantly, people think you're smart
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Do you wish to marry one day?
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>>28197581
You'd be a bitch boy because you'd still be feminine even as a male? Tops will run a train on you. You gotta be more assertive.
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>>28197579
>>28197583
You guys do realize i‘m a girl, right?
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>>28197591
Yes, now you're getting it
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>>28197463
>has issue with splitting
How does this happen?
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>>28197537
She's willing to pay for his phone so she probably wants to fuck him but he's too much of an idiot to do anything bout it. If she wasn't attracted she would never take responsibility.
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>>28197590
M
Yes and have a family with her. A big one if it can be helped.
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>>28197588
They can but you just scream tranny whenever someone lets trough that they are not male. It‘s cringe.
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>>28197590
Why only one day? I'd like to be married for the rest of my life.
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>>28197544
>The "free food" notice is badly communicated from my side (as I sometimes ignore the food that is there in favor of fresher/more enticing food).
>70% of the time he's the one who keeps an eye on that food and openly asks "hey this is from 1-3 days ago. Can I eat it?" I often say yes and he takes it to lunch for example. But 30% of the time I also say "hey, I'll not eat xyz, you can have it."
>I don't get angry when he asks because he is asking, not just taking it. Some things have gone bad though. When he doesn't keep an eye on it or we have more enticing food, it goes bad over time and we just end up throwing it out.
How often does he take it without asking, vs with asking? Because from what you're saying here, it sounds like a bit of a non-issue, and that if anything he's just preventing things from going bad and being thrown out.

It's a tough call, because I sympathise with both of you. I grew up neither rich nor poor, but I was very much the runt of the family. So any nice treat that was available to eat was rare, and I had to get in quick or miss out. But at the same time, anything nice that I was entitled to keep for only myself (eg birthday chocolate), I had to hide and then felt a need to 'save' for as long as I could (often until it either got stolen or went bad). And neither option worked out particularly well lol.
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>>28197584
even if youre looking for something more than hookups, its still a numbers game. you think any girl will ask you out, if you lay still and mope around like a bitch?
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>>28197596
If i break something, i obviously offer to pay for it. It‘s called having basic human decency. It doesn‘t mean i want any of his dick in any capacity.
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Ladies, what's your ideal bf? Guys, what's your ideal gf? Be detailed.
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>>28197592
I am one too. I really don’t care about any or this.
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>>28197584
>Why the change of heart

I always wanted you to have fun and i enjoy doing it myself,i like the fact that you shitpost cuz it gives me someone to play with
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>>28197593
Have you thought of what your name will be once you transition?

>>28197595
When the cheque comes in and I say we should split and she looks offended.
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>>28197570
F. If I'm not thinking about work or housework, I'm thinking about sex to some degree.
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>>28197561
It's a matter of potential. A date is for seeing if it could lead to something more (whether that's a hook up or a relationship or anything in between). Just hanging out is just hanging out, the implication being that there's nothing more than friendship in your future.
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>>28197590
F, not really. I may consider legal marriage for the tax benefits, but if I want to throw a party (religious marriage ig?) To commemorate a relationship milestone, what's keeping me from doing that?
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>>28197603
Every guy i‘ve ever been with has been meeting in organic ways not this forced crap. But i guess that doesn‘t count because what? Don‘t ask a fish how to fish? Lol
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>>28197601
> Why only one day?
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I think the word cunny is way too fun. What do you think about cunny, women?
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>>28197605
Masculine mountain man with a heart of gold. Healthy of body and mind. Successful and wealthy.
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Girls, how do you feel if your long term partner goes soft during sex twice in a row?
I'm worried my gf is judging me hard and is gonna leave me or cheat on me because of this. It's fucking ego shattering. Do women care or am I hyperbolizing?
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>>28197569
I don't swallow regardless.
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>>28197587
I set it up with my bf and my friend. Was pretty easy but you obviously need the right people for this to work.
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>>28197614
I love it too, it's the hottest word you can use for it imo
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>>28197568
Sexy as a puddle of cold diarrhea
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>>28197614
Sounds pedophilic.
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>>28197615
>gold
Of course...
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>>28197614
I like it when my guy says that. But he’s decades older than me so it hits different
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>>28197605
F. Pic related, but he loves me and doesn't want to actually go so far as to kill me.
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>>28197616
When women do care, at least 80% of the time it's gonna be borne from their own insecurities, a la "omg he thinks I'm an uggo/is cheating on me" etc rather than any version of what you're worried about ("he's not a real man/etc").
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>>28197604
So you admit it is her fault?
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>>28197614
Its cute
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>>28197616
It would make me think we should break up because we clearly aren‘t helping each other become healthier physically, emotionally, mentally or sexually. Basically, we‘re not doing well by being with each other so let‘s just move on and not cling to destructive shit.
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>>28197612
i thought i was replying to a guy. its not the same for women, you can meet organically or whatever. but a guys gotta apply themselves more, its a numbers game
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>>28197622
thanks, I try
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>>28197630
If it was then yes ofc. Wtf kind of question is that?
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>>28197624
Pretty normal wanting nice people or you do something different lol
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>>28197605

Someone whos not me
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>>28197630
My bad i misread. No it was NOT her fault. What‘s your problem? You sound bitter.
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I have a small dick. What now? I feel unlovable and unable to get a woman and even if I get one, she won't stay
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>>28197632
In this scenario it's a long term partner. You would really cut it off?
>>28197629
I get this feeling, she was asking me if it was BC she gained weight or something but I've just been so fucking stressed lately and couldn't clear my mind.
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>>28197639
Better luck next time
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>>28197639
Nothing you can do about that
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Guys (preferably older)
I'll possibly develop a limp by the time I'm 50, (wheelchair if unlucky) (accident scar). How fucked am I in dating? What are the odds a guy will want to date me, (maybe marry, have kids), knowing he'll be together with a hobbling hag and her cane one day?
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>>28197633
It takes two to meet organically. There obviously is enough women that don‘t rely on meeting someone organically or there wouldn‘t be any on dating apps. The rest is glad the shallow notch seekers are all contained on their stupid swiping apps. It‘s your choice which side you want to belong to.
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>>28197639
Vaginismus Dating App
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>>28197639
You probably don't. The average size is lower than you think.
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>>28197641
>You would really cut it off?
I mean obviously it would have to be something to be talked trough, but generally, yes. I think things like that are a clear sign that something’s off and not just slightly. And if that happens when you are with someone since a long time, chances are huge that the relationship is part of what made your partner get to a point of being physically, mentally, emotionally or sexually unwell. So why drag it out?
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>>28197650
Wheelchair would be difficult, cane and limp wouldn't bother me at all.
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>>28197616
Basically >>28197629
Most people are going to be retarded and let insecurity run rampant, so you have to be proactive in describing what it is that's actually going on and fixing the issue.
>>28197641
If it's actually stress, then try to cut out the source of stress if possible. Easier said than done, so in the case that you can't try and ease it as much as possible. Try and show your attraction and appreciation in other ways in the meantime.
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>>28197463
I'm talking exclusively about the actual interaction of asking him out, I'm not worried about the (potential) date itself. I'm absolutely fine once I have reassurance that someone's at least willing to see if they're interested in me. It's just crossing that invisible platonic boundary that has me getting the spaghet's.
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>>28197639
>I feel unlovable
>What now?
Stop doing that. That's the answer
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>>28197650
>(preferably older)
what do you consider older?

I think there's a big difference between a limp and wheelchair and I think that difference would make or break it for me. I want to remain somewhat active as I get older and still be able to travel for example
While this still seems very doable with a limp/cane a wheelchair would seem as though it's rather debilitating
Actually scratch that, I think it wouldn't be an issue for me personally because it would give me a great reason to remain in shape so I am still able to do in life what I want even if you're in a wheelchair
I'd also really appreciate it that you were honest about it and shared this with me
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Feman6ons, theres a girl I do martial arts with. I don't really see her often. When shes in there she always comes up to me and talks to me, if I act a little uninterested she keeps trying too. Our encounters seem friendly but also a little more to it. She definitely has a little thing for me, even one of my female coaches noticed it. But it seems more in person and I don't see her very often in person so idk.

Anyways I have her snapchat, and we don't talk a ton but i'll snap her sometimes and she ALWAYS responds with a cute selfie. I'll sometimes reply back with one. I've dropped hints im not exactly trying to hide it, I'm just not extremely out there with it.

My question is, sometimes she lets them linger on UNopened for a day or two, then she'll randomly snap a selfie back at like 11pm.
I haven't seen her in person so I havent asked her out, but I was thinking of just shooting my short over message at this point because its been too long.

I'm just curious, I get her delayed replies are not the best sign. But if she genuinely didn't care, she wouldn't reply at all. Is it not a little weird she randomly snaps me like a day or two later sometimes? Does it show shes thinking about me or something idk?
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>>28197662
Can i ride you
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>>28197639
the average size is surprisingly small
I swear porn has brainwashed guys into thinking every dude is below average, judging by the time dick sizes were asked
Some femanons have also shared that penetration doesn't do that much for them and some even state they dislike above average dicks because it hurts them (but those are obviously outliers)

How big/small is it?
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>>28197667
Sure, what brand of strap on do you prefer. I only use 8 inch minimum
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>>28197616
>I'm worried my gf is judging me hard and is gonna leave me or cheat on me because of this.
That's all in your mind. Doesn't happen in the real world.

>how do you feel if your long term partner goes soft during sex twice in a row?
I don't care, it's not like I'm wet 100% of the time either (the equivalent of being hard for a guy), and you'll be hard pressed to find a woman who is consistently vaginally aroused. I'd ask if he needs a break, or we switch to something that doesn't use his penis. It's not a big deal.
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>>28197667
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>>28197668
>Some femanons have also shared that penetration doesn't do that much for them

Theyre lying yo make u feel better
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>>28197641
>I get this feeling, she was asking me if it was BC she gained weight or something but I've just been so fucking stressed lately and couldn't clear my mind.
I guarantee you she's too busy with her own insecurities to possibly be judging you. Take a breath and relax. If anything, reassure her that she's not the problem and be honest about what's going on with you, be a little vulnerable and let her step up and reassure you right back. Let this be something that brings you closer instead of driving you apart.
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>>28197669
Not that way. This way
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>>28197672
yeah I bet the girls talking about how dildos don't get them off and they stopped using them is because... they want me to feel better about my dick?
All makes sense now
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>>28197666
I mean you‘ve been teasing her with stoopid delayed reaction yourself and even in person which is the worst. You‘re lucky she hasn‘t just taken the hint and left. Means she‘s really into you. Either make a move or let her off the hook finally. Stop playing with her.
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>>28197672
>anonymous women will lie to comfort the feelings of an anonymous man even if they have no incentive to do so
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>>28197674
Why in heaven would you use that pic for this context?
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>>28197673
>>28197670
Thanks, i really appreciate the help and advice. I'll make sure to talk to her about it today so she doesn't blame herself. I was too embarrassed to discuss it so we kind of didn't talk about it, which I can see might have left her alone with her own thoughts.
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>>28197670
>I'd ask if he needs a break, or we switch to something that doesn't use his penis.
Need other dudes to chime in, would you find this weird? Cause I'm pretty sure I would.
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>>28197674
sure if you're small and cute
the plastic penis is non negotiable, ass or throat, pick one. My ride my rules
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>>28197683
How is it weird?
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>>28197679
>left her alone with her own thoughts
Yep whoch most likely have led her to believe the worst case scenario which is that you find her appalling. Honestly, the fact you both also couldn‘t just talk it out further cements my notion that this relationship is fucked beyond repair.
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>>28197660
Maybe think of a more platonic, less romantic date than say a restaurant or a picnic. Like a hike, cinema, coffee, etc. I think it can reduce the pressure of asking him. Maybe the setting in which you ask him out can help you too. Maybe it's better if you two are alone in public, or in private, or with friends, whichever that's most comfortable for you.

Preparing yourself mentally before asking out, make sure you're comfortable and confident in yourself prior to asking out. I'm a guy but that's what I do and it helps.
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>>28197678
cause it's what he wants to do?
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>>28197650
Not a guy, but when you say wheelchair, do you mean "paralysed, can't use the toilet without help"-tier wheelchair, or just "can't walk around all willy nilly and need an adult stroller for my tired lil legs"-tier wheelchair? Because the latter is way more common than people realise, and is much more manageable on a lifestyle level.
Picrel, a grey area of disability that dumb normies don't comprehend.
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>>28197605
Ideal gf, huh?
>has a job and earns more than me but doesn't care about it
>supports me
>understands me
>wakes me up with a slap, kiss, hj or a bj (I would never know what will be this time)
>gets angry at me for not doing my best at all times
>praises me for doing
>cooks me something I like
>enjoys cooking together
>likes going for a walk
>wants children with me and get old together
>don't smoke but gets terminal cancer in her late 20s anyway
>dies with grace and tells me in her death bed she never been this happy like she was with me
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>>28197678
you know exactly why
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>>28197668
about the sized of a middle finger
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>>28197666
She's probably just waiting because she thinks you're not interested and is self conscious about coming off as desperate (or is overwhelmed trying to think of how to respond and procrastinates).
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>>28197685
IDK in my head it feels... denigrating? disparaging? Don't know exactly how to put it.
I would already feel bad about going soft and bringing attention to it, especially in the form of "oh do you need a break" or "do you want to try something else" would feel make it even worse
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>>28197689
He could have used one that only has adults in it like a normal human being.
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>>28197684
>ass or throat, pick one.
>8 inches down throat
isn't that attempted murder?
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>>28197610
But the potential is still there, like if you go to just hang out and then you like the person you don't go ohhh wait I can't feel this way that's only allowed on a date.
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>>28197678
Pedos simping for troons. Tale as old as time.
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>>28197694
Stick your middle finger into your mouth. There's the answer.
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>>28197693
Uuuuh
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>>28197679
The other anon seems to be a tad dramatic from my pov lol, having a bit of a delay in openly discussing this kind of thing is well within the normal range of human imperfection. But yeah, just talk it through with her, it should be fine.
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>>28197639
Same bro
I have 7 cm dick
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>>28197675
Even lesbians use dildos dude
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>>28197676
>>28197697
Im not teasing her with delayed reaction intentionally nor am i really in the first place. Its her thats delaying reaction if anyone.

Like at martial arts if i see her ill respond to her when she comes up and talk and stuff and joke a little and tease, but sometimes im so exhausted from training i can barely follow the conversation.

But over messages she doesnt seem to really like talking much. I mean ive tried to drop hints, and ill send a message but she isnt extremely reactive to it.
Ive been trying to make a move but like i said she isnt always responsive so idk how tf to work with that. I dont think ill see her in person for a while so i think ill just shoot and ask her out this Saturday over messages. Idk.

I think right now im just kinda "there" in her life. She remembers i messaged her, she likes me enough to respond, but she has a lot of friends so im not high priority.
Ive really been waiting to see her in person, but idk she hasnt been in a while and she was out of state for all of december so that didnt help.
I shot her a monday night saying i was at martial arts, and she responded last night tuesday at like 11 with a cute selfie didnt say anything. I just sent her a cute selfie this morning back and messaged her hey. Shes been online but hasnt opened, shes at class though too so idk.

Weird situation.
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>>28197618
Details baby, how did you ask your friend, did they like your bf before hand, how did it go down day of?
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>>28197694
okay yeah that is pretty small. You'll need to master the art of lovemaking without relying on your penis anon
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>>28197706
.........yes?
>>28197701
It's only attempted if I don't succeed.
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>>28197710
asian, turkish or indian?

>>28197705
what's that supposed to do?
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>>28197677
Cuz theyre good people deep down and dont want to tell him the truth,namely that hes small and inadequate and that theres nothing he can do about it cuz he cant do shit other than kys
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>>28197700
idk anon this seems weirder and less fun
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>>28197720
>len
HNNNNGG
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>>28197706
Also slight correction, I believe you meant "Uuuuohh"
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>>28197676
>>28197697
I sent her a message 2 hours ago saying hey. She hasnt opened.
Im debating just sending one more and saying "you want to go out saturday night?"
At least it gets the cat out of the bag. But double texting feels a bit much idk.
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>>28197702
>you don't go ohhh wait I can't feel this way that's only allowed on a date.
I mean, yeah, you kinda should. If you feel like that suddenly, you need to either do some test-the-waters flirting, or ask them out, or sleep on it. It's not suddenly a date just because you decided, they have to be on the same page. If they're not, that's where it gets weird.
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>>28197727
careful, you're flying close to the sun here
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>>28197678
Lol?why not?
>>28197684
What do i get out if it?
>>28197700
Its harder to find a pix of an adult man riding the back of an adult woman than it is to find a kid doing it
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Is it normal to want A reverse gangbang where i sit on my knees in the middle of 4-5 girls and get to finger 2 while licking one of their pussies and then get to change whose labias i am kissing?
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>>28197721
Did you do it? All the way in, no excuses.
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>>28197733
the only thing I'm flying close to is that sweet full moon
>>28197734
You're the one who asked, find your own meaning
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>>28197741
No, but I've had that exact fantasy but in mine I'm being pimped out by an alpha bitch and they're all making fun of me
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>>28197639
It's true. Anything less than 7'' is just might as well use a dildo tier.
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>>28197610
>Just hanging out is just hanging out, the implication being that there's nothing more than friendship in your future.
I disagree, I think it's perfectly fine to go for more casual hangouts with the person you're interested in if it's what you're more comfortable with. Obviously it's less clear, but you can still get closer and learn about eachother
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What do the ladies of /atoga/ suggest I should masturbate to?
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>>28197751
Pony and bestiality. Scat if you're a bad boy.
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>>28197751
Monster girls
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>>28197751
they probably want you to read the smut they wrote
>>28197746
>switching from hard dom to hard sub
wtf is going on here
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>>28197650
34 yo guy here
Wouldn't care. Unless you're very sensitive about this and instead of accepting reality you'd seek comfort from me. Because I can't fix your legs and this would make me angry and sad. Eventually I would start drinking and tell you to leave me alone. Not because I don't like you, but because I still love you, but it breaks my heart watching you struggle with it physically and mentally and there is nothing I can do to fix you.
Probably would commit suicide one day or get into a bar fight and get in prison for brutally beating someone. Which would be a way I expressed my depression and frustration.
I hope this helps.
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>>28197761
Baby, the only monster in my life is you.
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>>28197714
K.
>meet up with some friends
>get bit tipsy
>banter all evening
>they have to go pick up some stuff st their place
>bf and i offer to go with them
>we sit on their bed whilst they gather their stuff
>we start making out
>they get on the bed too and start making out with each other
>we kind of start to undress
>me and other girl star kissing
>bf stops and says he‘s not comfortable with taking things further/doesn‘t want me to undress in front of other guy/making out with him
>we go back to the other friends
>go home
>talk about it
>decide it was fun but want to respect his boundaries
>talk to the girl, ask how she/they feel about it
>she talks to her bf
>he‘s down with her coming over and us having a threesome
>we make plans for movie night at our place, no pressure
>we cuddle together on the sofa
>her and i start kissing
>bf joins in
>we start making out
>end up fucking
>she sleep over
>repeat the next morning
>she goes home
>we do that a few more times
>her bf says he‘s not comfortable with the arrangement anymore so we stop

Was nice ngl
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>>28197760
Bad suggestion
>>28197761
Good suggestion
>>28197763
They should post it then
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>>28197721
European, white.
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>>28197743
I asked to ride you like youd ride a pony,letting you peg me would be something done for YOUR pleasure so you should at least thank me
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>>28197763
real niggaz know how to do both
as long as someone's getting it, it's all gucci
thougn you probably shouldn't take me seriously I'm in the middle of conundrum right now
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>>28197766
This better be a compliment
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>>28197751
Cum slut hypnosis
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>>28197713
>but sometimes im so exhausted from training i can barely follow the conversation.
She doesn't know that. If she likes you, she's gonna be hyper-vigilant for any signs that you're not into her until there's concrete evidence that you are (eg, when the two of you have agreed on a date).

>But over messages she doesnt seem to really like talking much
>Ive been trying to make a move but like i said she isnt always responsive so idk how tf to work with that.
You're trying to work moves via a medium that's a weakness for her. If she doesn't give great responses when it's low stakes, she's not gonna give great responses when you're dropping hints.

>I dont think ill see her in person for a while so i think ill just shoot and ask her out this Saturday over messages. Idk.
Yeah if that's what's comfortable for you, go for it. If she already likes you (and it sounds like she does), then you're already in no matter how you approach it. It's only if you think you'll be totally blindsiding her that you should take a moment to think about your delivery.

>I think right now im just kinda "there" in her life. She remembers i messaged her, she likes me enough to respond, but she has a lot of friends so im not high priority.
That's ok honestly. You can become a priority. If she's a busy girl, there's no reason to expect to be a priority just yet. She might be on the other end thinking "I can't get so hung up on this guy who might not even like me, I'll message him when I have time but right now I'm busy being in the moment with my friends."

>Ive really been waiting to see her in person
>I shot her a monday night saying i was at martial arts, and she responded last night tuesday at like 11 with a cute selfie didnt say anything
Yeah, that's tough. Maybe be more direct, just say something along the lines of "Miss having you in class, you coming back any time soon?"
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>>28197771
*Pulls you by the earlobe*
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>>28197766
God i wish someone said that to me.
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>>28197742
nah, that's gay. I'm not here to entertain your weird fetishes.
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>>28197779
Tldr ur a slut we get it
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>>28197749
I mean, sure, if you're still trying to figure out whether you're into them. But you still have to appreciate that it's a one-way assessment, and they're in all odds just hanging out thinking it's a friend thing.
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>>28197783
You're the one who asked wether your dick is too small.
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>>28197770
bold of you to assume I'd derive any pleasure from it.
I get neither pleasure nor disgust, I simply act.
>I asked to ride you like youd ride a pony
And I said I'd give you 8 inch dick. Where's the mismatch?
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>>28197767
I have a perfect video to describe my emotions after reading this.
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>>28197734
It took me exactly two seconds
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>>28197788
and then you started some weird shit that has nothing to do with anything
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>>28197790
I love you too anon
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>>28197772
You're the only woman I want hiding under my bed and grabbing my legs when I get up to pee in the middle of the night.

>>28197782
Just be as monstrous as you can, and you'll find someone who appreciates it someday.
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>>28197313
No, too high of a risk for too low of a payoff. I feel like this is just some juvenile fantasy where "girl is good, so TWO girl even better!!". If I have someone I love and we're being intimate, what does adding another person into the mix help?
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>>28197791
> t. you'll never have a snakerina gf
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>>28197790
the state of amerifats
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>>28197792
NTA but you whining about your sick size can be drastically improved by asking you to see how far down one‘s throat it still would go because fucking try it.
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>>28197792
Just test it if you want to be sure. Mine touched the tip of my throat, it's for science.
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>>28197799
Why live
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>>28197779
Thanks anon, this helped.
Can you clarify what you mean by this?
>It's only if you think you'll be totally blindsiding her that you should take a moment to think about your delivery
Wdym totally blindsiding her?

Also, do you personally think at this point in time, it's better for me to say the Miss having you in class line, or just shoot straight and ask her out this saturday?
I am a little concerned i'm running out on time. Last we talked this year was her last year in college, and I THINK she lives far away so if this chance closes up i know ill regret it for the rest of my life. Especially when spring break is coming too.. idk.

When she was on vacation in december, I had messaged her asking when shell be back for martial arts and she just responded "i'm in X state"
I feel like i already kinda used that line up even though the circumstance was different than rn.

Do you think ill fuck it up by just saying "do you want to go out saturday night?" Or word it differently maybe?
Thanks so much anon, ik im overthinking it but yeah. My game is amazing in person, over messages i always fuck shit up lol
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>>28197787
Obviously at some point, you have to take it further. The possibility is there however that the other person starts feeling something as well and if they make this clear it can make it easier for both sides to take the leap. If not, you can still enjoy the time you spend together & get closer as you work up the courage to take that leap yourself rather than taking it from the start
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>>28197775
That shit never does anything for me.
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>>28197789
If you dont let me ride you like a pony ill get mad at you
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>>28197810
do people really type this much stuff here? how lonely are you virgins really jesus
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>>28197775
what the fuck is that
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>>28197813
I wouldn‘t know i‘ve never actually listened to it. Maybe some harem hentai?
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>>28197767
Pretty sure the girls boyfriend didn't want her to participate since the start
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>>28197791
Ok ok i wanna imagine myself as being a kid riding mommy while i actually ride a woman whos maybe a couple of years older
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>>28197826
Yeah, so not my problem. He‘s an adult.If he doesn‘t want that he can just say it like my bf did. Np. I‘m not his babysitter.
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>>28197789
>bold of you to assume I'd derive any pleasure from it.
>I get neither pleasure nor disgust, I simply act.

I know this is all a shitpost, but this sounds like some kind of weird supervillain shit. Going around fucking random guys in the ass with giant strapons "just because", not even getting any pleasure out of it, no reason to do it.
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My index finger is shorter than my pointer finger. Is it over? Women, would you date a man with such a mutation?
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>>28197830
I agree with you, I'm just saying
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>>28197829
Uhm, so mommy dommy?
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>>28197832
it would be an absolute dealbreaker for me
same goes for people whose dick is smaller than their penis
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>>28197832
Your index finger is shorter than your index finger?
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>>28197834
Yes, i think you‘re right. I felt bad for that for a while but then i realized it wasn‘t my responsibility. If they can‘t be honest with each other in their relationship, then that‘s on them to work it out, not on us to read minds.
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>>28197832
RED FLAG. I'd immediately break up.
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Are fat girls more horny than skinny/average girls? I only had sex with one girl, who was fat and she was always horny, up for sex. Just read about this online and wonder if it's bullshit or not.
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>>28197836
Keked
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>>28197832
you being retarded and unfunny is a dealbreaker.
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>>28197825
>I wouldn‘t know i‘ve never actually listened to it.
I wonder if this type of "hypnosis" can turn women on, the issue is that nearly all of them have a gay subtext so you would have to make ones specifically straight oriented.
>Maybe some harem hentai?
I haven't read hentai in a while, one of the last ones I remember was a straight shota harem.
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>>28197840
>I felt bad for that for a while but then i realized it wasn‘t my responsibility.
yeah it's kinda weird because it is clear that you (and your bf) brought him discomfort, but it's also clear that you had no way of knowing or consciously preventing it.
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>>28197835
In a way but only a little bit,like i separate the affectionate kinks from the sexual ones. Wanting to ride a girl like that is less about sex and more about intimacy just like i also want this girl to act like shes my younger dumber sister so i could headpat her and hug her while she says she hates it while loving it
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>>28197840
stunning and brave decision.
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>>28197843
it's bullshit
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>>28197832
Blocked
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>>28197846
i'm a dealbreaker and your face is a deal
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>>28197835
Where do I find a girl who isn't dommy, but does have some dommy tendencies, and isn't mommy, but does have some mommy tendencies? Personality traits without the fetish business.
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>>28197848
Idk, i do like switching on cum slut mode, but i don‘t need hypnosis for that. Maybe i should try it for science.
I didn‘t mean read it, watch it. Idk. What would turn you on?
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>>28197859
I feel like what you're describing is more common than the actual dommy mommy meme
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>>28197860
>Idk, i do like switching on cum slut mode, but i don‘t need hypnosis for that. Maybe i should try it for science.
but what's the fun if you turn it on. Isn't it kind of just your suppressed nature at that point?
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Women,do you get viscerally repulsed by the idea of your boyfriend telling you one day he has a cuckold fetish?
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>>28197850
>>28197859
So basically you‘d want someone you feel comfy and loved, cared for and relaxed with but then also do horny stuff? Sounds like any functional and healthy relationship desu.
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>>28197854
Them, charlatans: "Your personality is FATED BY DESTINY to be JUST LIKE THIS!"
Me, a groundbreaking revolutionary intellectual genius: "Just be yourself."
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>>28197859
>without fetish business
bro if you want a girl that's dominant, I'm pretty sure that's dominant
as for "mommy tendencies" it sounds like you just want someone who's physical & affectionate and there's plenty like that. Was a femanon in here yesterday complaining because she couldn't disassociate her desire to be affectionate & physical from the expectation that this would make her dominant in the relationship
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>>28197864
Well yes, that‘s why i don‘t need the hypnosis. It‘s basically me switching between non horny to horny me. Which is both not an act, but definitely different sides of me.
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>>28197793
Ewww...
I don't love you and never will.
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>>28197810
>Wdym totally blindsiding her?
Like, if there's a chance she both isn't into you AND has no clue that you might be into her. But I seriously doubt that's the case, the mere fact that you're even texting each other sort of disqualifies it, let alone sending one another selfies.
So best case scenario, you can say literally anything to ask her out and she'll be into it because she's into you. Or worst case scenario, you can say literally anything to ask her out and she'll let you down gently because she likes you as a person (as evidenced by your texting one another) but just isn't interested (and even in this unlikely scenario, she's probably a little relieved to be able to deal with the elephant in the room and get it out of the way).

>Also, do you personally think at this point in time, it's better for me to say the Miss having you in class line, or just shoot straight and ask her out this saturday?
It's hard to say. My suggestion was based in the hope of forcing a more meaningful response out of her, but considering this:
>When she was on vacation in december, I had messaged her asking when shell be back for martial arts and she just responded "i'm in X state"
it might leave you with the same lack of clarity you already have lol. I see what you mean about having 'used up' that line.
If you just wanna get the lingering question over and done with, I don't think you have much to lose by just shooting your shot now. She'll probably just send back another selfie, kek. But even in that scenario, you'll at least have addressed it by the time you see each other in person again.

>Thanks so much anon, ik im overthinking it
I don't blame you lol, it drives me mad when people give non-answers to direct questions, I wish I could give you more insight into what such a person is thinking.
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>>28197831
I mean, it's truthful in that if I had to fuck someone like him, that's how I'd do it.
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>>28197836
In retrospect I meant to say that my ring finger is shorter than my index finger, although I probably wouldn't have gotten as many (you)s so maybe this isn't so bad
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>>28197867
100% agreed this is the only power move
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>>28197843
Anyone?
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>>28197865
No. Too unlikely
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>>28197876
</3
>mfw anon is mean for no reason
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>>28197812
>The possibility is there however that the other person starts feeling something as well and if they make this clear
This is a MASSIVE 'if.' But yeah, sure.
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>>28197664
>what do you consider older?
28, 30, older (though probably not in this site). Guys who aren't young or who heavily consider it that their partner will age and can surmise if they have the capacity to share a life with an older disabled woman.

>I think that difference would make or break it for me.
This is what I most often hear. I used to have a place that was very important in a relationship to an ex. It was a foresty rough farm field. I know such a place would be very challenging and not fun to get to if I were in a wheelchair.

>>28197691
>"can't walk around all willy nilly and need an adult stroller for my tired lil legs"
This, not paralyzed (though who knows? Strokes happen). I'll most likely need a cane though (then slowly progress to a walker and to a wheelchair in my 60s), so even less than that. Just my legs/hips tiring quickly and not being very capable.

>>28197765
Oh wow. Okay. Is it normal that men internalize things like this? Or is this more of a personal issue?
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>>28197882
Same for other pseudodisciplines. I can respect you if you think astrology is cool. I can't respect you if you think astrology is reliable.
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>>28197878
Thanks, its nice to get another view on things you really helped.
Ill just shoot my shot over message rn and hope for the best. At worst nothing happens and i meet someone else. At least i tried and can't regret it.
Thanks!
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>>28197843
Idk i‘ve never been skeleton skinny and i‘ve always been very horny. It kind of does seem like the curvy girls have more life in them somehow. Only to a certain point though. Fat girls aren‘t it.
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>>28197843
It's somewhat bullshit, but girls with lower self esteem are generally more up for it as a consequence of thinking sex is a way to keep a man happy and to prove her own attractiveness (thereby worth). Happens with men too, of course.
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>>28197889
What if it was to happen?
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>>28197865
I‘m confused. You mean, he‘d get off on me fucking other men?
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>>28197865
It would be hypocritical for me to be repulsed, since I have a cuckqueen fetish.
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>>28197866
Do normal girls actually lock up their boyfriends into chastity cages and tease them ceaselessly?
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>>28197698
From my view, saying that is acknowledging and accepting what happened with no judging, then providing a smooth segue into what's next.
I think a silent awkwardness would be even worse bc then it would be super obvious she dislikes it and is mad/upset about the lost boner.
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>>28197866
My first priority is a relationship where she and I meet each other's emotional needs and make each other feel comfortable and relaxed and content. Sexual stuff is an entirely different world that I don't know anything about.
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>>28197860
>Maybe i should try it for science.
Why not, could even try it now.
>I didn‘t mean read it, watch it. Idk. What would turn you on?
Ah I don't like animated hentai usually.
I don't know, there is a lot that turns me on, that's why I was looking for suggestions to begin with. Only thing that is a must for me is that she has to be very into it, I hate all the forced sex crap.
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>>28197909
Yes
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>>28197914
I never have and i‘m not very fond of sex toys but i guess if he wanted to try that i‘d be down.
>teasing
As in bantering? Yes. As in degrading/humiliating? No.
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>>28197901
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girls, you are in a relation with a guy and he reveals he is a cuck. your reaction?
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>>28197894
>is it normal that men internalize things like this?
I'm the anon who posted it. I like to think that I'm only one coming up with scenarios while bored.
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>>28197878
>>28197897
Did it. Just said "i'm free saturday night, do you want to go out?"
So that's that. Thanks again.
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>>28197919
I wouldn‘t even know where to look for that. Do you?
Ah in that case i‘d recommend watching some intense female orgasm comp.
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>>28197913
Now I'm imagining a cuck and a cuckqueen taking turns to cuck each others, it's pretty funny and wholesome in a way.
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>>28197926
I‘d never want to admit that but i‘d want to try. Sounds risky. I like that.
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>>28197894
>28, 30, older
aite then I apply since I'm 28.
>I know such a place would be very challenging and not fun to get to if I were in a wheelchair.
yeah this would be difficult. I would definitely want to be somewhere where you're not fully reliant on others because that's not the life I would want for you.
As I later corrected, I think I would be okay with it either way because it would give me the motivation to work on myself to remain in shape so I can be there with you to do things like travel and explore new places.

>Okay. Is it normal that men internalize things like this? Or is this more of a personal issue?
I think it is very normal for men to struggle with seeing someone else in pain. It's why (as far as I've seen) one of the things men hate most about girls is when they're overly self conscious.
It is devastating to have to listen to someone who thinks they don't deserve you or that they're not good enough for you or whatever. Having someone negatively affected in a way that you are technically responsible for but can't do anything about is heartwrenching. I think if you had an expectation I could fix you, it would be much in the same vein because that unfulfilled hope will cause a struggle within you. Because men are always told not to talk about their feelings or "just man up" a lot of them cope with drugs like alcohol to numb the pain.

Of course this only applies in that specific scenario where you think I would fix your legs. If you know it's going to happen and know what that will mean for your life and are accepting of it it's totally different.
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>>28197930
Round of applause for anon!
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>>28197897
Good attitude, hope it goes well for you one way or the other! Even if you don't get the answer you want, I'm sure it'll all blow over soon enough that you'll be relieved to have it over with.
I'm in this uncertain zone with someone myself, it always feels a lot scarier when you're in the thick of it, so it's nice to be on the other side of the struggle and remember that it's not a huge deal lol.
Like, I'm sitting here thinking "pretty much anyone I've spoken to for more than 10 seconds straight could ask me out and it'd be no big deal, no matter my answer." But when you're on the side that's doing the asking, it feels like you're about to launch the nukes or something lol.
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>>28197925
Uhm
Yes
Get down - kneel
Or something idk
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>>28197921
As in making fun of the guy in a playful way by saying she has the key of the cage and is not letting him out of it
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>>28197930
Hell yeah, good job!
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>>28197952
Ah, so tease and edge him? Yes sure, i‘d do that.
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Is pussy acquired taste or did she just taste bad?
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>>28197917
yes an awkward silence would be even worse. Personally, I think the way to handle it is to ignore it and go around it. Lean in for a kiss, hold me close, etc. To me it highlights it's okay and that it's not a problem without bringing attention to it. At a later point we can discuss it but in that moment I would already feel vulnerable

It's hard for me to find an equivalent flipside, but perhaps closest thing I can think of is if we're going at it and I notice some blood or whatever on my dick. Instead of going "oh are you on your period? Do you want me to stop? Should we try something other than penetration?" I'd maybe put on a condom and ignore it, just continue.
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>>28197843
It is not bullshit. Fat people on average are lower IQ and lower IQ people on average have higher libido.
Pretty much: fat = dumb = wants sex