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im lazy, you know how this goes
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first for ariell
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>>27361616
nice image, reflects what these threads are usually used for, people asking if girls like them or not
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Guys
Nofap is heavily exaggerated, but I'm curious as to how you feel when you nofap for a week, as opposed to when you coom every day or 2
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>>27361673
No difference I just shoot more cum
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>>27361673
at 5 days i feel really cool and masculine and handsome and beautiful and crazy horny

the only times i've gone a week without cumming i was very sick so didn't feel virile anyway
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>>27361673
Like I feel a little more clear headed I guess? But I still feel like a worthless unfuckable faggot. I'm on week 3 and I'm almost about to maybe be convinced to possibly install tinder or something because I actually want pussy. But honestly I feel basically the same as ever.
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Is it true that women get angry when they see someone more attractive than them?
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>>27361702
AAAHH MY FEMOID INSTINCTS, MUST ELIMINATE BREEDING COMPETITION
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Previous thread because OP is lazy
>>27359545
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>>27361702
attractive or slutty?
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Why do women like bread so much?
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>>27361673
I don’t feel any different, but the next time I orgasm, I literally have 5 times the output, not kidding
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>>27361673
Much hornier and aggressive than normal, random erections and leaking precum when I have horny thoughts (usually about dominating some girl in bed), also extreme melancholy because I know at the end of it I'm just going to jerk off alone instead of having a girl empty my balls for me but this is probably just a hopeless virgin thing.
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>>27361722
King
>>27361727
Probably because it’s delicious. It makes me sick though.
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>>27361702
No I just get depressed
>>27361727
I need a lot to make sandwiches for my husband
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Why do guys think it is okay to book out-of-state trips for themselves for a week and not tell their girl about it until literally the day before they leave, with no prior notice? And then bonus points, why do guys act confused about why their girl would be saddened/upset about this?

If we were together and a loving couple, and you were looking forward to hanging out with me this coming weekend, but then whoops I text you from the air over the Atlantic because I'm going to Europe for a month tee hee sorry I didn't tell you, you wouldn't be upset by this? Right?
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>>27361734
you probably pissed him off
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>>27361734
I enjoy trips, though usually I can’t stop talking about them before I take them. If I didn’t tell you about my trip, you probably aren’t as close to me as you think you are.
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>>27361734
Yea if I were you, I would break up with him, because I actually have self respect
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>>27361673
I get more antsy. I notice girls a lot more, start having sexy thoughts more often.
When my girlfriend is gone for a while, it's all I can do not to pounce her when she gets back. It's to the point where she'll text and say something like "I'm almost home. But let me have a shower first! <3"
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Where do I get a 6'2 blonde gf with ibs that lives in NYC?
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>>27361734
Yeah, that's scummy. I'd never do that to my girl. Then again, I hate travel, so that's two reasons I wouldn't.
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Any cute couples costume ideas for Halloween?
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>>27361762
Where? Probably in NYC
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>>27361770
coomer and e-thot
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>>27361616
For men:
ok, heres my situation:

i met this guy like 6 months ago when he approached me randomly and invited me to hang out with him and his friends. After a while of hanging out with him and becoming really good friends with everyone, i started liking him romantically.
I sort of started complimenting him a little bit, being more affectionate, and it seemed like he was responding in kind? He ensists on walking with me between my classes (he waits outside the door to suprise me), hes explicitly stated how much he enjoys my company, says he thinks we are super similar, etc.
after a little of that, i invited him out for ice cream and we had a great time, we both had a ton of fun, felt like we had good chemistry.
few weeks later i invited him to a rodeo and we also had a great time.
its been a while since that and while i still see him once or twice a week when we're hanging out with the rest of the group or when he greets me outside my classes, but never invites me to anything? I felt like i was being too needy always being the one to ask him to things, especially being the girl, but after i stopped asking and constantly initiating text conversations they dried up.
Ive even given him things to invite me to or come w me to things like "hey im going to this concert by myself this weekend, tickets are going to sell out soon haha". but unless i explicitly ask him "do you want to do this thing with me" he wont ask to do it on his own.

he still texts me in the evenings every couple weeks and we talk for two or three hours each time, but idk

Is he only interested in me as a friend? or does he just not like me at all and is just to polite to turn me down when i ask directly?
I kind of assumed that he felt more than that based on the aformentioned things hes said to me, but the fact that i stopped always texting first and being the one to ask him to things and he basically stopped talking immidiately makes me feel like he just felt obligated to be nice to me
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>>27361770
what are your phenotypes

like what are you working with
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>>27361770
A pokemon and their trainer?
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>>27361673
It becomes harder to edge, and there's a lot more coom.
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>>27361734
Depends on how long you've been in a relationship. Also how much he had in his travel budget -he may have had only enough for himself but didn't want to deny you coming along.

He could also need time away from things, including you. If your relationship is good, give him that space and ask yourself why he hid it from you until the last minute.
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>>27361773
You're his backup bitch
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>>27361773
Talk to him about this. Ask him what he thinks of you, and bring up your worries about always initiating. Communication is great!
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>>27361773
>he still texts me in the evenings every couple weeks and we talk for two or three hours each time, but idk
does he text first sometimes or not
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Speaking of Halloween costumes, any suggestions for a guy?
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>>27361770
Bikini shock collar car wash and a guy with the remote
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>>27361794
describe yourself physically
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>>27361773
>he waits outside the door to suprise me
That’s cute.
A lot of guys are too nervous to initiate anything… ever. Even if they like you a lot. But if he didn’t like you, he would be declining more often.
Why not invite him one more time, but call it a date? That way there’s no more gray area.
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Pink/Snow Princesses
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>>27361794
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>>27361788
yes, but once every two or three weeks. at the beginning we were talking every day, multiple times a day. then i realized i was texting first every time, so i slowly stopped and he didnt care to keep it going
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>>27361800
it's almost not even worth asking for costume ideas without describing your phenotype
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>>27361743
>>27361749
No, he's just clueless. We've been together for a while and live in the same house, so this is just straight up a "whoops I forgot" moment. I'm more sad than mad about not being told because it clearly didn't register that I should have been. I'm just the side character in his anime though I guess.

>>27361753
I'm too forgiving to be that blunt.

>>27361781
That's the thing: I don't care that he's going. He can go. That's fine. Go do what you're gonna do, my dude. What isn't okay is that I was told about it three hours ago on a walk that he's leaving tomorrow morning with his dad to go out west for a week. I just heard about it.

I don't know if this is normal guy behavior or what, so I just thought I'd ask.
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>>27361807
seems like he literally cares to keep it going, you are just being anxious because he isn't matching your energy
this
>>27361782
sounds correct based on what you're saying so far but it also means he really likes you so it's like a depressing compliment
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>>27361808
Nta but ectomorph
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>>27361800
Taller than most, dark short hair, tan, sadly overweight
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>>27361808
I agree Zaibatsu Billy
What are you gonna be for halloween?

>>27361812
>I'm too forgiving to be that blunt.
You're going to get walked all over in your life
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>>27361812
>We've been together for a while and live in the same house, so this is just straight up a "whoops I forgot" moment.
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>>27361762
I can be 6'2 with heels and have sandy blonde hair. But I hate NYC, sorry. Yankees go home.
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>>27361825
And you have IBS?
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>>27361825
>I can be 6'2 with heels and have sandy blonde hair.
I have a penis for your vagina hole
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>>27361830
Implying you could reach my vagina hole, midge.
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I don't believe any of you exist. What are you doing right this second?
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>>27361829
Is that a bank?
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>>27361833
I'd slam dunk in your pussy, I'm 6 2
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>>27361835
Watching the dodgers. Waiting to call my gf to break up with her. I'd do it in person but I can't really.
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>>27361835
Reading your post, you solopsist.
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Girls, are you good at sucking dick?
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>>27361835
How do I know you exist? I’m laying on my bed posting in this thread right now, right this second. What are you doing?
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>>27361835
Existing.
Ha ha, gotcha!
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How do I stop feeling like a massive bitch for rejecting someone who expressed interest in me?
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>>27361833
gime pusi
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>>27361822
probably just a vampire again
idk
maybe an archangel instead
maybe diogenes
>>27361820
vampire or an angel maybe
or maybe diogenes
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>>27361849
sounds like you rejected them because you were scared. If you think its worth a shot, you'll probably feel better by giving them a chance.
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>>27361835
I'm sitting cross-legged in my shitty computer chair wearing panties and a hoodie and nothing else while my eyeliner runs down my cheeks because I washed my face and didn't feel like using makeup remover to get the rest off, while blasting music on headphones that are wrapped around my neck rather than on my ears, and my dog is snoring in his bed two feet away from me. Also, talking to randos on the internet about shit that doesn't matter for lack of anything better to do. Now prove to me you're not an AI, anon
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>>27361800
>>27361808
Endomorph, 6’2
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>>27361835
sitting in bed, procrastinating on studying. Its fine because ill probably miss the test though, since i have strep rn and i will probably still have it on the test date. I spent the entire day watching jerma clips, moral orel, and over the garden wall, and feeling sorry for myself about the blisters in my throat
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>>27361850
lmao that’s the perfect picture
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>>27361858
then bane but unironically
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>>27361849
Well, I did that in eighth grade, which was ... 23 years ago now. And still feel like a complete retard.
So sorry. I have no idea how to turn that feeling off.
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>>27361843
i dont know, im a virgin, as is every other person on this god forsaken website
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>>27361857

Interesting...
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Where is the guy who tried making "the grapes" a thing?
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>>27361867
>as is every other person on this god forsaken website
Nah, most of the girls don't seem to be virgins
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>>27361867
Aww, not everyone! I'm sure you'll find love someday.
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>>27361863
I don’t yet have the physique for bane. Maybe bane after donuts? My go-to has usually been a pirate.
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>>27361867
do you want some practice
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>>27361870
I almost said the grapes the other day. He just needs to keep up the effort
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>>27361872
>not everyone!
Is that supposed to make her feel better? Lol
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>>27361822
>You're going to get walked all over in your life
How's that different than anyone else in this world
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>>27361876
>I almost said the grapes the other day.
LMFAO
>He just needs to keep up the effort
Yea, I was a hater, but now I'm rootin for him
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>>27361775
We're both white, she's 5'6 and I'm just about 6'.
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>>27361874
Could be Bane when he doesn't have the Venom turned on. He's on the smaller side when he's not juiced up.
Unless you mean from the damn movie. Then just put black panties on your face and do a ridiculous Darth Doubtfire voice. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go curse Christopher Nolan's name for a while
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>>27361867
You need to eat more femanon! No one's gonna look at you if you're skin and bones...
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>>27361863
I could pull off bane as a 6’5 185 endomorph
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>>27361673
Overflowing with energy
Set bench PRs
Talk to XX like they're people
Better skin
Clean apartment more
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>>27361874
>Maybe bane after donuts?
hahaha
>My go-to has usually been a pirate.
what about mr. krabs
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>>27361883
anyone care to explain? im out of the loop on this one
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>>27361882
People who respect themselves dont get walked over by others
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>>27361849
>>27361866
If it makes you feel better, I'm a girl and had another girl confess to me in 11th grade. I didn't even reply. Still feel bad about it too but uhhhh, I'm straight, so...
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>>27361880
Yeah! As in, everyone starts out as a virgin. Then one day, they aren't anymore. I hope you don't give up, dear.
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>>27361835
/atoga/ already thinks I'm fake, but I'm playing Diablo and shitposting.
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>>27361895

maybe she just wanted to kiss (only)?
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>>27361887
i have triple ds and am within normal weight range. it is an issue of my shitty personality lol
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>>27361895
Ooh, that's awkward. Still, we shouldn't beat ourselves up for dumb things we did in middle and high school. Hormones!
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>>27361889
>6’5 185 endomorph


wait
185kg? i forgot it's euro hours
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>>27361893
there was a hopeful fella that wanted to make a saying similar to "the bees knees" except it was called "the grapes".
I saw him saying it in multiple threads. I made fun of him for it, and I think it discouraged him. I hope he returns.
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>>27361886
I saw the pic and assumed. I always though og bane kind of looked like a gimp.
>>27361892
Holy shit Im going to have nightmares now. I thought maybe Wario, but Im a bit tall for that.
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>>27361867
let's end our virginity together!
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>>27361905
I’m hoping that’s lbs or we may actually have some genuine bane posting going on.
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>>27361908
i vow to carry on the torch. I shall start saying "the grapes" as much as possible from now on
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Men need women and women need men. It's that simple. Both exist in balance.
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>>27361916
I agree. I love women!
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If I headbutt a girl would I still have a chance with her?
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>>27361919
yeah, id think that was cute
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>>27361919
Only if you break her nose and draw blood.
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>>27361909
>looked like a gimp.
Huh, I can see that. He's supposed to look like a luchador, but I get what you're saying.
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Women, post someone or something you find hot.
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>>27361895
In freshman year of high school a boy asked me out for homecoming and I told him no and said that I had no interest dressing up and going. Then around junior or senior year(can’t remember which) he messaged me cussing me out. To make it even worse he had already transferred to a different school at that point so I don’t know why I came to his mind out of nowhere like that.
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>>27361919
If she plays rugby, that's about the equivalent of kissing her.
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>>27361923
Yeah, I can see both going on there. Any other costume ideas?
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>>27361905
Yea I’m fat jk I hoped my mistake would be obvious
I look like that /fit/ meme where the girl draws a female oriented version of batman
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what do you guys think of a tall handsome blond hair blue eyed guy being tiger woods for halloween.
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>>27361933
Be obama instead
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>>27361937
Or Malcolm X.
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>>27361900
I was on the soccer team and had short hair. I think she took that to mean something it didn't mean. She wrote me basically a three-page love letter and stuffed in my locker, and I found it between classes and had a near panic attack reading it. I didn't tell anyone about it afterward either.

>>27361904
Yup. I thought about checking in on facebutt, if she's even on there. At any rate, hope she's doin well.
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>>27361937
>>27361939
whats wrong with tiger woods
my friends have already been calling me Tiger White
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>>27361855
No I wasn’t interested in him at all. I was just afraid to reject him initially because I’m afraid of rejecting people and hurting their feelings. So I think he was trying to progress something into a relationship meanwhile I was trying to figure out how to give him a firm rejection without hurting his feelings at all.

In the end I probably made it way worse for both of us by simply not saying “I’m not interested in you that way” the first time. I think I got his hopes up.
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>>27361942

Oh...
Well, at least she didn't up like a psychopath and stalk you.
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>>27361933

Cosplay as Evor from Assasin's Creed: Valhalla.
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>>27361925
Boys at that age will take your refusal to go out with them as some sort of personal attack against them. It's basically an exported version of personal insecurity. Also, homecoming was really stupid and I always see people complaining about regretting not doing homecoming or prom. Both sucked. Don't delude yourselves, you all missed nothing. Movies have convinced people they missed out on "teen love" if they didn't go, but they didn't. You made the right decision, relax.
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>>27361951
Why? Is that your personal experience?
She was nice and seemed normal. I KINDA knew her, but in a friend of a friend sort of way.
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>>27361953
I dont have the hair or the beard or want to
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>>27361942
oh god. At least tiny lesbian me had the shame to never admit any of my crushes and stay in denial till college. Because this would have broken me
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>>27361954
>Also, homecoming was really stupid and I always see people complaining about regretting not doing homecoming or prom. Both sucked. Don't delude yourselves, you all missed nothing. Movies have convinced people they missed out on "teen love" if they didn't go, but they didn't. You made the right decision, relax.
pure cope
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>>27361960

I was kinda stereotyping (for the lack of a better word). Because sometimes, people can't handle rejection.
That happened years ago right? You don't have contact with her anymore? Not that it matters, JW.
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>>27361963
>tiny lesbian me
Do go on
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>>27361942
>a three-page love letter
Wow. I would have been equally flattered and sad I'd have to reject it :/
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>>27361969
i am a lesbian. i have always been a lesbian. when i was a child, i was tiny.
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>>27361975
>>27361973
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>>27361963
>oh god. At least tiny lesbian me had the shame to never admit any of my crushes and stay in denial till college. Because this would have broken me
Oi, I didn't mean it like that. It actually would have been better if she'd just confronted me in person so that I could decline in a more gentle way. Getting a note like that out of the blue scared me really badly though because I had NO idea it was coming. Granted, maybe I should have said something in person to her afterward. But again, I was dumb back then too and not really a fully formed adult yet. So uncomfortable situation + scared = do nothing.
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>>27361616
girls, would you date a guy who owns a house but his broke mom lives there rent free because shes broke and has no where else to go and i dont want her to be on the streets?
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>>27361964
>pure cope
How is that cope? I went to both. I wore the dresses and did the limo with my retarded friends. It was not worth it.
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>>27361954
I did end up going to homecoming my sophomore and senior years and I did end up having a miserable time both times that I went. I’ve just never been into parties or crowds but I went because I felt like it was a core teen experience that I didn’t want to miss out on.
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>>27361925
>>27361954
Yup. It's weird to think that guys seethe about you for years after they exit your life.
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>that time I asked a really cute girl out but she was busy, then she liked all of my instagram posts for a month but I never asked her out again
I'm literally the dumbest man alive.
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What instrument did you play in school?
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i think im just going to kill myself

29yo virgin there's no coming back
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>>27361995
F
Clarinet
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>>27361996
cool, can you send me some money before you go?
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>>27361996

Don't DEW it!
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>>27362002
nope, fuck you
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>>27361673
nofap isnt exaggerated. You have to realize most people dont masturbate because theyre horny or whatever. they are just bored and have a lot of free time and so they choose to get horny, watch porn, and jerk off. if youre actually horny and dont jerk off you get a wet dream which feels so much better and is natural way of releasing for men.

1. I lift and i can say fapping does affect lifts. first of all it drains and fatigues you. even sex makes you sleepy. oxytocin does that. masturbation will lower your max reps.

2. fapping is bad for skin. my skin clears up whenever i do nofap. whenever i fap i start breaking out again. ive tested this a lot. despite "science" saying its a myth, im convinced its true. those scientists are prob thinking people fap 1/month as opposed to every day or 2.

3. i just have more time in the day to do important shit. whenever i finish fapping i regret i wasted time searching for the right content and then jerked off and now i hve to fucking shower again which i prob did earlier that day etc, in that hour i couldve prob had a full gym session, read a good amount in a book etc.

4. im more likely to think higher of women. when im actually masturbating i think of women as just a fuck toy. its how coomers think

im nofap for like a year now. feel great. dont see why i ever did it before.
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>>27362006
you are dead to me
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>>27361995
Male.
Saxophone and synthesizer.
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>>27362001
Based
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>>27362008
i'm dead to myself too
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Have you ever been smacked in the face?
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>>27361994
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>>27362014
unfortunately for me, the fact that you wont send me money means you still have purpose

at this point your just fishing for attention so this is my last message to you unless your paying
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>>27361812
>No, he's just clueless
no youre just not that important to him.... sorry. if i had a gf i would never go on a trip with the boys without letting you know not to get permission but so i can make sure youre taken care of. sounds like you should leave your bf and be with me haha
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>>27362020
His purpose is to mock you
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>>27362020
i have more important people to leave my money to
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>>27361996
cool story bro. whats your question for the opposite gender?
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>>27362028
how should i do it?
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>>27361968
>That happened years ago right? You don't have contact with her anymore?
Yeah three and a half years ago. And no, not since high school. Last I heard, she went to a college across the state and works at her dad's company doing stuff for the military. But this is all second-hand info from someone else. It'd probably be too weird to do a "sorry about that!" dm now though, right?
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>>27361812
>he's leaving tomorrow morning with his dad to go out west for a week. I just heard about it.
>I don't know if this is normal guy behavior or what

sounds like you guys are both under 22 and in school. if thats the case then its normal because guys under 22 are dont really care about their gfs. youre just one of many gfs he will have. he def isnt looking to settle down with you.
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>>27361616

>>27360698
Why is 21 the deadline?
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>>27362031
Try to fight a gorilla
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>>27362016
Yes. By several people.
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>>27362016
one time while I was still inside a girl I joked "you sure you aren't a lesbian?" and she slapped me in the face
it was kino
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>>27362035
Because I lost it at 20 so that makes sense
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State gender and age.
Do you think it's possible to have a healthy relationship without ever fighting?
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>>27362035
It’s not arbitrarily 21, if that’s what you’re wondering. It’s merely consensus.
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>>27362044
no it's 28.9
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>>27361995
m
piano
>>27361996
not yet theres always hope
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>>27362042
F.
Yes. You can have problems and be mad at each other without fighting.

>>27362040
based
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>>27362031
helium tank is the most sure and painless method.
But i always thought if i did it, i would jump out of a like, 40th story in a city, so that my fall would be on the news and my splattered body would be immortalized in rekt threads.
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>>27362044
So I'm a failure who should an-hero then?
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>>27362034
>guys under 22 are dont really care about their gfs. youre just one of many gfs he will have. he def isnt looking to settle down with you
Not even remotely true
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Women, would you consider dating someone who was overweight? It’s been my biggest insecurity, though Im making progress.
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>>27362033

IDK... I mean, on one hand, she might be super-duper happy to hear from you again (and even more so, that you even remembered her).
Or, she actually totally forgot about you and moved on.

My only caution to you is, if say you do reach out to her, and she still has feelings for you (or it gets reignited), then... well, you know. Back to square 1 (for the lack of better phrase).
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>>27362052
just gonna hang myself decently far away so nobody i know finds me
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>>27362053
Not at all, go to church anon get a nice church girl
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>>27362053
https://youtu.be/TEAylKJb-to
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>>27362061
Mandrake roots?
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>>27362061

STAHP, Anon.
You are being irrational.
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>>27362066
???
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>>27362062
Do they like lonely shy guys?
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>>27362074
Yes
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>>27362061
thats how i know you arent serious anon. anyone whos spent any amount of time researching suicide knows thats almost the worst way to do it. stop attention whoring anon
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>>27362020
Is this "Seth"?
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All, what brings you the most joy?
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>>27362056
M health enthusiast here.
Learn to cook and focus on diet if you want to change that. Learn to make healthy food taste good that way it'll be easier to stick to healthier habits. Avoid sugar in every possible form including fruit. Avoid simple carbohydrates as best you can. Good luck and don't listen to most of the people on /fit/ or even reddit. Read reputable sources for yourself. And I know an overweight guy who is getting married, so don't worry too much but change if you want to get rid of your insecurity.
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>>27362076
....Like actually? Why?
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>>27362083
Imagining a future with a wife and kids.
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>>27362085
Go to bed, son.
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>>27362078
you don't know me
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>>27362058
Good points all around. Yeah I dunno. Would be nice to have a clear conscience, but those things are hard to come by. Probably better to let it alone
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>>27362083

Family and Vidya Games.
Having a Princess GF would be nice, but you know...
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>>27362083
Feeling wanted and valued.
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>>27362054
let me guess youre a 21 year old incel who wants a wife? im a man. ive been through this cringe phase youre going through. youre broke and look like a bitch. when you actually have options you will understand
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>>27362085
not same person who responded earlier, but the desperation is cute. i like that i dont feel the need to compete. and i like guys for whom anything i do is really exciting and new (probably related to my being a shotacon but still)
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I miss spanking my fiancee's pussy with my dick since we're long distance and she moves in next month.
Girls do you like it when men hit your pussy lips with their dick before sex?
Men do you enjoy doing this too or is it just me?
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>>27362083
Getting something to work
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>>27362084
Appreciate the tips. It’s been amazing what increasing protein content and watching portion size has done. I’m hoping to eventually get into barbell training, though probably need some form checks before doing anything serious.
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>>27362101
I don't like slapping it so much as just rubbing the head on the outside of their pussy. Maybe stimulating their clit with it first. Just a lil tease
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>>27362101
every guy in porn does this and i have no idea why. whats the appeal?
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>>27361812
>living together outside of marriage
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>>27362109
Feels good man
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>>27362083
talking to people who enjoy my company (very rare)
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>>27361673
really horny, not as horny as I got when I was younger tho.

>>27361835
procrastinating

>>27361849
for his own good just cut contact.
It's better to be honest, and I would rather have a woman cut me from the beginning rather than dragging me around and giving me fake hope.
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>>27362083
Teaching
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have you ever been caught masterbating or doing something lewd (having sex, looking at lewds, etc..)?
how old were you and who caught you?
what happened next?
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>>27361835

I'm you, but POC.
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>>27362121
My mom caught me looking at porn when I was 13. She grounded me, I forget how long but it was a while.
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Why do I think about how much I miss her and how much I need a girlfriend all the time?
Why is 50 percent of my brain designed to give me pleasure and happiness only in the presence of a woman that I truly love?
Why did God design us with such a glaring flaw?
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>>27362104
You're welcome. Form is everything. Don't ego lift but don't use it as an excuse not to go hard either. Ease into it at first then you'll learn what it feels like to be sore versus injured. Avoid injury and don't feel like you have to life X lbs.
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>>27362110
It's very common these days, Mennonite.
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>>27362121
when i was 5-8 my teen female cousin would regularly give me footjobs. my aunt saw her doing it to me once and told her not to hang out with me and it stopped after that.
i was never able to cum but id orgasm and it felt pretty good
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>>27362131
It's no less wrong.
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>>27362121
m
dad caught me
he mumbled sorry and left the room immediately
never spoke about it and it's not weird or anything
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>>27362109
It feels good and comfy. Her pussy is so soft and makes my dick feel at home. On her end it gets her excited. Rubbing it on the outside is also comfy too. Also I've never creampied her during her period before but I kinda want to do it but I bet it'll feel holy yet primal.

State sex
What's your thoughts about creampies and period sex?
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>tell my mom that I got a compliment on my shoes
>she asks if it was a guy or a girl and then says if it had been a girl that that's flirting and I should think about asking her out
Is she right?
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>>27362127
why do some parents do this, other than religion? Every teen masturbates at some point, seems pointless to punish it
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>>27362121
M
16 I think. It was maybe 11 pm and I was jerking off to Taimanin Asagi. My mom barged into my room to make sure I wasn't staying up late. Thankfully due to the animation style it was just a vaguely sexual blur on the frame I paused at. For the remainder of my time there I maintained a no masturbating before midnight policy.
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>>27361616
why are non-american girls so much cooler and mature than american girls. ive talked to many girls online via discord and the only ones that i really wanted to meet were like australian or canadian or european, persian etc. ALL the girls from america were cringe and annoying. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Non-american girls are always so driven in school/work etc and so motherly and mature too.
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>>27362145
It was religion. I was raised LDS.
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>>27362144
no. sometimes whe just thought your shoes were nice, or was trying to make conversation
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>>27362130
Will keep that in mind. I’m reading through SS now and will likely follow that for now. Would you recommend a home barbell set or should I just randomly go to the gym and attempt some lifts?
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>>27362136

Dad: "Oh, thank GOD...! He's not gay".
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Girls, do you enjoy dirty talking about a man's dick size being big? Do you ever exaggerate because it's fun to say ''pornlike'' lines and sound cute and naïve? Like it a guys somewhat big you say it's huge and act like it's the biggest you've ever seen ?
My gf is like that i think because i'm only 7 inches
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>>27362144
Yes not because the compliment means she loves you but because you should just take the shot
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>>27362148

Gib Euro GF.
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>>27362135
Alot of people work odd hours in this day and age so living together increases the likelihood that you'll actually have the time to see each other and get to know each other better. I'm sorry that A. People don't want arranged marriages where neither party truly loves the other and B. Women have to work nowdays
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>>27362156
Yeah, I'm barely 9 inches but my gf likes to talk it up a lot lol. I guess you could consider it like roleplay.
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>>27362121
F
Baiting at summer camp, caught by bunkmate. The result was my name became overly exaggerated from Aiko to "Aaaahhhikooooo!!" with a fucking moan. I was trolled to death, essentially.
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>>27362121
25 and I've never been caught before.
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>>27362155
lol funny story, my parents caught me watching porn the first time and decided to have "the talk" with me later that same day. They told me the usual stuff and gave good advice. At the end they broke the ice by saying "well, at least now we know you're not gay hahahaha!"
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>>27362156
i hate when girls do that in porn. i wish they just shut the fuck up and let the male pornstar ravage her. i would be so turned off is a girl said shit like they do in porn irl
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atoga,
which career is better in the long run: cybersecurity or welding? im 18 and trying to decide between these two careers.
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>>27362178
I would say... anything trades related, BUT... computers and by virtue cybersecurity is just as important than ever.
Banks, Food services, etc. will need your kind more than ever.
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>>27362121
F
Sleeping in same bed as my mom and she asked what I was doing and why I was "shivering". I thought she was asleep and was a kid at the time, so that's my excuse.
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>>27362168

> Aiko

Wait a minute....
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>>27362173
>19 year old khv at the time
>grandmother asks if I want to see Twilight with her
>nah
>"oh but the werewolf guy he's so handsome"
>i chuckle and joke "yeah sorry maybe if I was gay"
>she laughs "oh okay", pauses and then says "alright well thank God you're not gay"
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>>27362178
cybersecurity you fucking retard. welding can pay good money but youre blue collar and society will always look down on you for that. I was an engineer at a large manufacterer and the trades (electricians, welders, hvac etc) made about 150k min and most made about 200k with some overtime, with the overachivers pushing 330k. but theyre still blue collars and even though i only made 90k then, girls would ALWAYS choose me over them. i now make about 130k, but i expect to make 200k+ in a few years after im done with my masters
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>>27362185

She knew... Mother's Instinct and all that.
But whatever, nothing to be ashamed about.
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>>27362166
>so living together increases the likelihood that you'll actually have the time to see each other and get to know each other better.
Whatever the supposed reason, it doesn't actually work. Search "cohabitation effect" and see for yourself. At best, after controlling for various factors, living together before marriage is completely neutral, and as a whole, it's outright negative for the success of a subsequent marriage. This is because it encourages other behaviors which are outright negatives, like non-monogamy (as in, more than one sexual partner in one's life).

>A. People don't want arranged marriages where neither party truly loves the other
This has fuck all to do with not rushing things and maintaining good boundaries.
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>>27362199
She definitely knew, there's no doubt in my mind.
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>>27362083
Choosing to experience joy. D'uh.
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>>27362189
>>27362173
>>27362155
When i started college my mom would occasionally call and ask what i was doing etc. id always tell her i just came back from the gay bar. first time she actually believed me...
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>>27362168
is that your real name?
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>>27362181
would it be harder finding a job in cybersecurity than welding, or the other way around?
>>27362194
how much experience did those guys that got paid 150k+ have?
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>>27362100
>christian shotacon
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>>27362121
Lol I jacked off with other people online, it was based.
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>>27362121
i remember this because i thought it was super funny. i was around 13, i had just had the "mom, dad, i think i like girls" talk. they, being insufferable libs, said they totally didnt mind, but they didnt think i was really gay, i was just being peer pressured into saying i was.

Few days later my mom confiscated my phone to go through it with no warning because she was "worried about the sorts of people i was talking to online".

She had never done this before, so i had never even deleted my search history. im sure she took a glance through my ph searches and realized that she was going to have to cope with her daughter being a lesbo, because she silently gave it back a few hours later and never mentioned the gay thing again
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>>27362166
why do western people get engaged and wait like 2 years before an actual wedding. youre fucking, living together, etc. what's there to celebrate? signing a piece of paper?
wheres the magic, the love?
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>>27362128
You again?
That's not God, that's you being incompetent at choosing your emotions.
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>>27362083
I like the look on people's faces when I successfully land a joke (I also like when girls are super angry at a punchline but can't help cracking a tiny smile)
I also like when chords are played accurately and perfectly; there's a wrong way to play a song, a correct way, and then there's a MOST correct way (IE with proper extensions and voicings). many performing artists settle on simply "correct" and it leaves much to be desired

I also like choking women in bed
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>>27362152
SS is okay for the very beginner. If I were you I'd just use it for maybe 2 months then move to a different program like PPL or an upper/lower split. (upper/lower split should probably be the next step after SS)
>Would you recommend a home barbell set or should I just randomly go to the gym and attempt some lifts?
It depends on how overweight you are. Whatever you end up doing, make a plan and stick to it. Consistency is everything. I'm sure you've heard/read that elsewhere, but it really is true. Don't stick to a plan if it's not working, but be honest with yourself about whether you're being disciplined and doing what you need to be doing to lose weight. If your initial plan doesn't work don't be afraid to change it. Even if it's something as simple as it's completely miserable the whole time. You'll be uncomfortable to some degree because you're exercising, but once you get in a routine it should feel like something you want to continue. The same goal can be achieved with different methods. If you don't like working with free weights try plyometrics or just bodyweight stuff for a while.
So to summarize, I'd make a plan, stick to it for at least 2-3 weeks before reevaluating, and focus heavily on diet. Diet is where the real progress in terms of weight LOSS will be made. I'd go to the gym if I were you (not "randomly," but with a plan). It's a separate physical location and being there will help keep you on track.
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>>27362178
holy shit go cybersecurity. by dad went to community college but he got into cybersecurity at the right time and makes 6 figures
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Not trying to be offensive here but hear me out because it's something i wonder about.
It's kind of a classical part of European stories and tradition that the ''knight'' earns the love of the princess by performing great feats like the slaying the dragon
I've always been someone that's used love for a girl i wanted to motivate to great things. And although this way of thinking is somewhat lost in today's world where men more or less just want sex in general i'm sure there's many men in the world who because of their love for a world achieved amazing things. Mastered an instrument, created a masterpiece of art, became a champion, became a hero, became world renowned for something, turned their lives around (quit drugs, got a job, got in shape)
But do women ever go to such great heights for men? I'm not trying to be insulting, i get that's there's much less of a need for women to. But it almost makes me wonder if they feel less than we do in regards to romance
Thoughts?
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>>27362222
>my ph searches
like what?
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>>27362213

Canada = trades are booming (or at least it was...). But with the trend of a lot of old folks retiring, they need new blood.
Cybersecurity = depends what city/country. Likely all the Pajeets and White Guys took most/all of the jobs.
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>>27362213
>how much experience did those guys that got paid 150k+ have?
it was a big pharma company. it varied. they all went to trades school and had their journeyman's. i was good freinds with them. most are 30+ but i think a lot of intrument technicians and electricians were late 20s. one guy in hvac was like 26-27 when he started. pay is like 45/hr and 1.5x overtime with 12 hours optional overtime guarenteed. 2x if you did covered an additional shift with overtime and 3x on holidays.
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>>27362229
Not even going to read this, could be true
but my advice is that fitness advice on /adv/ is even more terrible than the usual advice here
/fit/ is better
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Why do lesbians like PornHub so much?
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>>27362222
nice quads

have you ever been curious about trying dick?
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>>27362245
Idk, seems sus
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>>27362245
lesbians are the most evil group of people who enjoy watching beautiful girls be abused.
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>>27362168
Were you thinking about someone at camp, or back home?
JW
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>>27362229
>>27362152
Oh, and another thing I forgot to mention:
Don't feel intimidated at the gym. My first time in the gym was 9 years ago and I was so nervous because I didn't know what to do so I just did some pushups and pullups and literally walked out after 5 minutes. That's why it's important to have a plan.
Don't feel self-conscious either; people are there to improve themselves or relieve stress. They're not worried about what you're doing. After you go for a few times notice who is there regularly and feel free to ask them for help. People at the gym generally are helpful to new lifters.
>>27362244
Been lifting for almost a decade and am pretty fit. I lift 4-5 days a week. I'm giving good advice. Anon can take it or discard it. He'd be better off reading Muscle & Strength or articles published on BB.com than /adv/ OR /fit/.
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>>27361616
this question is for the girls, but did this girl liked me?

So what happened is a while back I went to a warehouse to work in the office for contract work in there. And I tried to look my best. having a full clean shave and all and my cleanest shirt. So I went in there and while I was walking down a girl was passing through and I'm guessing she took a glance of my face and when she passed by a mere second I saw her by the corner of my eye looked at my butt.

So was she interested or??? It was a day's job btw
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>>27362121
>walked in on fugging GF by her brother
>immediately jumped off and brother slammed the door shut
>never mentioned it

>walked in on getting ready for prime time jerkoff in the living room of a college apartment, by roommate
>"ahh ya got me!" says I
>he laughs in disbelief (with a hint of fear) and leaves

I don't remember any other times this may have happened
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>>27362263
typo

*walking down the hallway
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>>27362263
Probs a lil bit.
That's likely gone away now tho.
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>>27362263
Yes, she probably had an extensive bad dragon collection at home and really wanted to churn up your guts.
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>>27362246
i sucked a guy off in high school, it was fine. Not nice enough for me to want to do it again, but it wasnt bad or entirely unsexy to me. i think im probably slightly bisexual (thought im of the school of thought that almost everyone is to some degree).

Ive thought about becoming a unicorn for one of those couples looking for a third, but i get too possessive when i really like someone.

also i didnt even notice the quads, lucky me!
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>>27362249
true facts
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What's the deal with mormons?
My old neighbor was mormon growing up. He was very friendly, but deep down seemed like one of the angriest people I've ever met. He had a pretty bad drinking problem and suddenly moved away.
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I fucked a girl who friendzoned my friend. It's his best friend and he simps for her hardcore and now he hates me. She stopped talking to him also because she's mad at the way he reacted
But i'm pretty pissed at her for telling him so i stopped fucking her after a few times
Did i really do something wrong? How can i get my friend back? Convince her to fuck him? She gets mad when i say that and last time she hit me and said she isn't a whore
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>>27362270
how old are you?
if you are considering becoming an unicorn, I take you are single, right?
I don't know if everyone is a little be bisexual, but personally I find the idea of being anywhere near another dude in a sexual manner disgusting. I think it's more of a women thing that a general thing.
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>>27362229
Noted on PPL and thanks for advice! Yeah, the diet is absolutely critical. Current focus is ofc fat loss though I’m hoping to preserve muscle mass as well.
>>27362260
Appreciate the encouragement too. I think that’s kind of my block now. Not so much other people, but just walking in there and randomly doing the lifts. I guess I could always ask someone for a form check.
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>>27362281
>had a pretty bad drinking problem
Mormons don't drink.
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>>27362282
I've been there, done that.
That bridge is burned forever.
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>>27362282
>But i'm pretty pissed at her for telling him
Anon, if you're going to fuck your best friend's megacrush you can't really be mad when he inevitably finds out.
I wouldn't say you did anything "wrong" but I don't know why you'd think your friendship with this guy would go on unchanged.
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>>27362286
So I've heard (from burn after reading)
that said he was an ex-mormon. If anything his crazy driinking habits make sense if he spent his entire adolescence and young adulthood practicing abstinence
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>>27362291
I just thought it was none of his business. Like what kind of porn i watch. I've told him for years to stop simping
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Men why do you masturbate while looking at or thinking of cringe real life people instead of based cartoon characters
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>>27362293
I was Mormon until I was in my early 20s and I still don't drink or party or do any of that stuff. Still a virgin too. I don't feel repressed and I'm not angry or frustrated about it.
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>>27362296
If a girl is going to ruin her future marriage prospects by posting her tits online the least I can do is jerk off to them.
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>>27362295
It's not his business inasmuch as he can't stop you from doing it. That doesn't mean he isn't allowed to have feelings about it, however juvenile they may be.
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>>27362285
You're very welcome. I'm glad I could help. I love helping people with fitness stuff.
Lastly before I go to sleep is https://www.youtube.com/c/PhysiqueDevelopment
that channel. Their form videos are excellent. I don't recommend diving into their other content because it gets technical and you're just focused on starting and getting form right, but it could be a useful reference to you. And just because it's bodybuilding focused doesn't mean it's not useful as a general resource too.

Good night now!
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I am afraid of being romantically involved with internet women in case they turn out to be ugly
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>>27362299
How old are you now?
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>>27362309
Nearly 30.
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>>27362282
Don't be friends with guys who friendzone themselves.
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>>27362310
Why still a virgin if you don't mind me asking? Good on you not partying and stuff though.
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>>27362303
lol why would posting your tits ruin your marriage prospects? Place like this, most girls dont show dace, so its almost impossible to be traced back, and insta bikini pics arent even taboo anymore. unless she literally makes an onlyfans using her real name, its very unlikely itll ever effect anything
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>>27362313
I'm not interested in sex unless it's with a woman I'm married to or at least that I intend to marry, and I haven't found that yet.
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>>27362313
An (ex) mormon stays a virgin until 30, and he gets 'good on you', I do it and I'm a creepy loser who's weird.
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>>27362321
Thank you for your service, godspeed!
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>>27362324
nigga I wasn't congratulating the virgin part.
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>>27362324
The "good on you" was about not partying. And people say you're creepy because you act nervous and desperate, not because you're a virgin.
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>atogan femanon complimented my voice and hands earlier today
I'm going to sleep happy
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Are all women like Lisa from the room? That's what my dad said
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>>27362324
Well, do you have determination or depression? Anxiety or ambition?
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>>27362308
just pump them and dump them. Just make sure you don't give too much personal info that can track you down.
if anything ugly women had low self esteem and will jump on your dick first chance they have in hopes that you will stick around.
Another piece of advice, don't have "relationship" talks until after you fucked them. If they act like cheap whores, treat them like cheap whores.
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>>27362331
Yes, they prey on innocent Marks (such as myself).
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NNOOO DON'T TELL ME TO BE EMOTIONALLY HEALTHY I DON'T WANNA TRY QUIT BUGGING ME ABOUT IT JUST DONATE ME WELFARE PUSSY ANYWAY AAAAAAAARGH
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>>27362310
Are you trolling?
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>>27362238
We don't feel less, we act differently. Love takes men to great heights and women to great lengths.
In more traditional gender roles, "earning" a woman and impressing is more your role. My role is more dedicating my life to serving you.
Men get to be great men even after they marry, women don't - their role as mothers and wives takes over far more than the role of husband and father.
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>>27362284
20, and yes youre correct aside from a weird situationship ive been putting off breaking up. And i agree that its stronger for women, but i hold out that every straight man on the planet has a guy out there somewhere that if they met they would marry. but thats just my pet theory. Also, if you mean by this line of questioning what i think you mean, no im not interested in going out with a random internet stranger. i am very butch anyway, i doubt thats your type
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>>27362340
Why do you do this? What do you get out of it?
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>>27362305
Will check out the videos as well. Good night!
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>>27362339
You're a tranny with a tulpa fantasy, you should be locked up in a white room with four soft walls. You're the last person to talk about being emotionally healthy, kek.
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>>27362334
I've had all my ambition crushed out of me with my dad almost dying to cancer 3 times and being essentially forced to take up his business.
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>>27362343
>but i hold out that every straight man on the planet has a guy out there somewhere that if they met they would marry.
Hmm.. maybe but pussy is a desire that supersedes marriages and romance. Have you watched Call Me By Your Name? It's brilliant and accurate. Gay romance can happen but it doesn't mean you have to be gay your entire life or swear off women.. the whole thesis of the film is that sexuality is fluid.

By similar token of your argument, I'm positive lesbians would marry the right man. I nearly "converted" a lesbian but for some reason backed off.
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>>27362331
No, I took a test and scored most closely to Peter.
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>>27362168

I suppose you never went back to that camp ever again?
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>>27362345
I find it unlikely that a man is an almost 30yo virgin.
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>>27362357
Losing 2 years to covid didn't help.
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Any femanons ITT want to pretend with me we're cuddling eachother as we both go to sleep?
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Reminded me to track down my favorite all-time meme. Thanks,
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>>27362357
No. You post the same exact question any time someone mentions being a virgin. You're clearly trolling.
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>>27362168

> ... with the force of a thousand suns
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>>27362367
wtf is that real?
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>>27362355
His armor is pretty hot ngl. Maybe I should play Dead Space.
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>>27362359
You still had high school where most people get into relationships. Did you not ask out any girls or did you reject all the girls who approached you?
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>>27362367
Haha now that's a talented cat. Look at him go!
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>>27362343
>Also, if you mean by this line of questioning what i think you mean, no im not interested in going out with a random internet stranger. i am very butch anyway, i doubt thats your type
I'm asking because I'm curious. You gave a very elaborate answer to the original question, you seem the talkative type that wouldn't mind answering a couple of more intimate questions.
That said, I don't know how much I would mind the butch thing, but it's more about style rather than physical features, that could be sorted out.
Sadly, you are a little bit too young for my taste and going after women that young isn't something that I'm looking forward on doing.
Another question for you, how sexually experience are you?
it sounds to me that you have really active sexual life, am I wrong?
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>>27362370
it is
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>>27362364
It's hard to believe it if they're over 20.
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>>27362371

Yes, you should, Earthling!
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>>27362372
All my confidence was bullied out of me in 8th grade. I asked 1 or 2 and got rejected both times and gave up. 10 years late I'm finally starting to get over it I guess.
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>>27362303
Criiiiinngggeee
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>>27362367
always wondered how this is even possible
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>>27362379
what the FUCK!
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>>27362380
Okay, and how many girls approached you?
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>>27362379
Are the aliens hot too?
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>>27360913
where's my husband
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>>27362387
Zero.
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>>27362388

If it has reproductive human parts, sure!
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Test
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women, how do you tell if a guy is smart or not. i always hear girls say their man is smart and a lot of times when i know the bf/husband, he's usually a dumbass.
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>>27362361
Yes hi babe
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>>27362388
They're cuddlebugs
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>>27362400
People who don't like me think I'm dumb too.
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>>27362400
Stupid question
Next
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N
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>>27362330
That was me, hi
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>>27362407
I?
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I
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>>27362396
Humanoid but still alien is even better, imo.
>>27362403
I like the looks of this one.
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>>27362341
Very well put
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>>27362121
F
Thank God no one has ever caught me. At least not that I know of.
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>>27362227
Please tell me more
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>>27362424
H-HOT
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>>27362437
You are fucking
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>>27362430
I like seeing their face go from "oh this is pretty hot" to "oh I'm going to die.", and then they cum really fucking hard

or did you mean the music part?
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>>27362434
I used to have a hitachi magic wand so I’m pretty sure someone in the building heard me but no one saw as far as I know.
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>>27362437
>>27362440
YOU ARE FUCKING
I AM FUCKING YOU
BLASTARD BITCH
FUCK YOU BLOODY!
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>>27362400
Off the top of my head: the way he expresses himself, the reasoning behind his arguments, if he asks good questions when we talk, his spelling, how quickly he picks up a new skill or understands a new concept, how curious he is, how willing he is to change his mind if better arguments are presented.
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>>27362441
The music but..
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>>27362448

I... uh...
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>>27362437
If it's out of position, it will stay out of position.
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>>27362448
Unless they heard you moaning it doesn't count.
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>>27362448
>I used to have
what happened to it'
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Anons please keep hornyposting to a minimum tonight. I’m staying over a friends house and I have no business being horny here, thanks!
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>>27362352
ive never seen that movie actually, but it seems like something id be into. I honestly think people defining themselves as gay or straight does more harm than good, the recent hyper labelling even more so.
>>27362376
>Another question for you, how sexually experience are you?
it sounds to me that you have really active sexual life, am I wrong?

youre right there, i was very repressed in middle school due to being homeschooled, so as soon as i got out of that i sort of had a "fuck you mom, i can do whatever i want now" phase. desu im probably still effected by that mentality. i made a lot of friends very fast, was super intense with them, and had this feeling of needing to "catch up". Thats why i sucked that guy off, he was a good friend and made a joke like "i want to lose my virginity soon, you could help with that, haha unless?" whish was objectively a shitty pickup line but i thought like, i should see how i feel about guys, dont want to miss out on a chance like this.

Btw i was in the shower, thats why i disappeared. ill send this now and if you turn out to still be around (i wouldnt blame you for having gone) ill spend the effort to answer your sexual history question in more detail
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>>27362467
are you a boy or a girl?
are they a boy or a girl?
are you guys alone?
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>>27362466
I threw it away because I was getting addicted to it.
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>>27362472
I’m a girl and she’s a girl and we are both straight
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>>27362461
You can play basic chords in root position and accurately enough represent a song (chords look like "Em Bm C G A B E")
Or you can play them with extensions and sometimes inversion (looks more like Em7 Bm7 Cmaj7 Gmaj7 A B Esus4-3-2-3)
When you do it right it adds so, so much more character to a song.
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>>27362467
What the hell else is /atoga/ supposed to do at this time of night?
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>>27362465
They probably did at some point but it was an apartment building so I didn’t really care.
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>>27362475
no problem getting a little horny then.
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I've been low key in love with this guy for like 11 years now. We're friends and all, cause being friends is still better than nothing. Getting messages from him never fails to give a nice rush of dopamine

And he just proposed to his gf

>she's not particularly beautiful
>personality wise I don't know her, but what little I know has failed to impress me
>she seems like a super basic bitch is all

I mean yeah, sure I am bitter. And obviously even if she was 10/10, with a PHD in neuroscience I'd still be salty. But c'mon. At least then I could be like suuure, yeah, she's better than me.

At least he seems happy. And that's what matters, right? Fuck. Goddamn I hate that whore
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>>27362472

*sweating intensifies*
Lord...
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>>27362469
>ive never seen that movie actually, but it seems like something id be into. I honestly think people defining themselves as gay or straight does more harm than good, the recent hyper labelling even more so.
you should watch it it's good.
I myself label as "straight" to make dating easier, but I have 100% done gay shit and don't exactly hide that side of myself, even if I don't advertise it. Lots of happy men seem this way desu
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>>27362473
im going to pretend i didnt see this. i like my rose too much
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>>27362481
That's hot. Moaning is unironically the hottest part of porn.
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>>27362477
This is turning me on please stop
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>>27362485

Meant to reply to:
>>27362475
>>27362473
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>>27362469
>ill spend the effort to answer your sexual history question in more detail
I'm still around, and I would like to know, be as detailed as you want.
Also your comment just gave me a scare and don't want to shelter a potential daughter in the future.
Another question tangentially related. You being a lesbian, how do you feel about being a mother one day? is it something you want to do? if yes, how would you go to achieve that, you being a lesbian and all?
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>>27362484
It's probably healthiest if you find someone else to pursue. Dwelling on it will just make you upset.
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>>27362487
Rose?
>>27362490
I agree. Sometimes I get turned on just imagining myself moaning. Is that narcissistic?
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>>27362491
I will not. Ask me more
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>>27362484
You brought this on yourself. You had 11 years to make a move and didn't so he found someone else instead.
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>>27362499
Maybe a bit but I understand.
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>>27362502
What instrument do you play and define voicing
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>>27362473
do you have a new favorite toy now? how you go around satisfying yourself these days?
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>>27362484
why didn't you take your chances when you could?
how long have they been dating?
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>>27362510
I bought a lush a few months ago but it’s not the same. I went years without any toys. After the hitachi I quit cold turkey until I got the lush. I also have a removable shower head.
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>>27362487
do you have sex often?
how does masturbating with one of those things affects your sexual life?
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GF almost broke up with me tonight. Basically dressed me down and called me a loser in every aspect of life. Then I start to agree with her as to why things might not work out and she changes her mind. IS there any way this ends well?
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>>27362509
Christ. I play everything, piano guitar bass drumset, brass instruments, I sing..
Voicing is to do with how chords are spelled. So usually the root note of the chord is the lowest sounding note (a C major chord has the notes C, E, G, c being lowest, e in the middle, and g up on top)
But sometimes songs use inverted chords, for example a C major chord might be "spelled" differently (e on the bottom, g above it, and then C above it)
You have the same notes sounding, but with a different sonority as an "unexpected" note is in the bass, on bottom.
this is done to create a unique effect, and sometimes to help with "voice leading", aka how the chords flow into each other.
Take "my life" by billy joel, it goes
D D/F# G A(7) D
The notes in a D major chord are d, f#, and a. in this case "D/F#" refers to a D major chord in "first inversion", that is the "third" of the chord (f#) is in the bass. I love when girls shake when they cum.
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I miss it
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>>27362518
yes, you break up with her, improve your life and find someone else.
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>>27362521

Does it ever get "too messy"?
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>>27362520
Fuck.
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>>27362512
those seems awful, any reason why you get that one in particular?
also, has using the hitachi affected your sexual life in any way?
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>>27362499
a rose is a clit sucking toy, theyre shaped like a rose so you can keep them out and most people wont know what they are. They got very popular online like a year and a half ago. If youre female you should get one, it will melt your brain
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>>27362525
No actually that’s what I loved about it. It was so powerful I could use it over my panties or even pants with no mess. That’s why it was so addictive. And it never died because it was plugged into the wall. It was dangerous.
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>>27362532
>so you can keep them out and most people wont know what they are
wtf hahaaha. I want one now though.
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>>27362532
Thanks for the tip on what to look for, degenerate
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>>27362533
(nta) They are so fucking loud though. I have one but have only used it a handful of times because I basically need the whole house to myself. It's just sitting in my underwear drawer waiting for the day I have my own place.
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>>27362530
I got it so my ex could play with me but then he became my ex. And nah the wand was years ago so it hasn’t affected anything.
>>27362532
Omg
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>>27362528
I'm here all night anon.
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>>27362538
>>27362533
>>27362532

Sweet... Jesus!
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>>27362467
I just peed sitting down. As otherwise the dried cum stuck in my urethra from masturbating a few hours previously would cause piss to blast everywhere.
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>>27362538
Oh dude it was my housewarming present to myself. Yeah the drawbacks are how huge it is and how loud it is but still worth it.
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>>27362546
What a perfect housewarming gift lol
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>>27362539
>I got it so my ex could play with me but then he became my ex. And nah the wand was years ago so it hasn’t affected anything.
how long did it take for you to orgasm while using it?
do you try to climax as fast as you can or you try to delay it as much as you can?
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>>27362538

> panty drawer

Interesting...
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>>27362549
Depended on my mood but usually I would just want to cum as quickly and as often as possible. Usually only a few seconds, max a minute or two.
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I'll add that D major chord in first inversion (with F# in the bass) helps the chord progression flow naturally; the next chord is G major, and F# is the closest "leading" note to G. So when you put F# in the bass it makes you subconsciously expect G major to be next.
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>>27362555
damn, sounds nice.
About playing with your ex, whose idea was to introduce the hitachi into your bed?
did you use any other toys together?
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>>27362556
>>27362556
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>>27362560
Nah I got the hitachi on my own when I was single, years before I met my ex. The lush was my idea too but we only got to use it once and it was underwhelming. No other toys.
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Boys, are female musicians as hot to you as male musicians are to us?
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>>27362532
>>27362538
>>27362533

Has a... "session" ever been so intense, you passed out (or nearly)?
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I love the thought of girls digesting my cum in their stomachs.
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>>27362570
No, the 'music scene' is nothing but incorrigible degenerates with shit taste.
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>>27362497
well yeah, I'm trying to find a nice dude to settle down with. Hasn't worked out yet. I did fall in love with other guys in the meanwhile. If that happens, he truly becomes just a close friend. But then usually I get my heart broken, it takes like a year to heal, and then I get attracted to him again.

>>27362504
>>27362511
Well he had a long term relationship when we first met. So that was a no go. We lost touch for a few years. Those were pretty hellish, my dad died among other things. I missed him terribly. But we reconnected 5 years ago and we still talk almost every day.

I did eventually confess that I used to be in love with him. Admitted several times that I'm still kinda holding a torch. But he's a man of integrity and really honest. He would never cheat on anybody. One of the reasons I admire him so.
So I must respect his boundaries.

But the shitty thing is? I've dated a lot of men, and very few have ever come close to being of his equal. it's one of the reasons I'm single. He might only care for me as a friend, but he still treats me better than 95% of men I've dated. The bar is on the fucking floor.
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>>27362570
Yes but more often if they are good singers/performers. Talented skillful musicians can be hot as well but I more prominently feel respect for them than I do attraction. I want to feel your ass pressed against my pelvis, sit down on my dick please.
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>>27362571
No, never. That only happens with g-spot orgasm.
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>>27362579
w-were the music majors right all along?
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>>27362577
if you are asian, specifically from chinese ancestry, it is.
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>>27362577
It's the name of my femcel cousin...
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>>27362585
Can I sit on your face first?
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>>27362550
Isn't that the most obvious place?
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>>27362594
Yep.
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>>27362584
so he's always been in a relationship every since you know him?
that's a shame I guess.
Don't you think that being around him is counter productive for your own romantic goals?
if you are stuck on this guy, you would be less willing to find other guys to date, and the older you get the harder it will be for you to find someone that will stick around.
Have you ever consider just cutting contact?
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>>27362596

Ashually, I was just thinking of the panty drawer in general.
But now that you say that, maybe hiding it somewhere like a secret compartment in your closet. IDK...
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>>27362587
Yes, I want musician anon to play arpeggios all over my body
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>>27362571
Nah but lost pretty much all control of my body and voice and facial expressions
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>>27362603
>>27362587

magic fingers at the ready!
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>>27362603
Can I play your ass like bongo drums? Honest question.
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Why do girls cover their mouths when they laugh now? I don’t like it!
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>>27362570
Girls definitely obsess over them way more than guys do which is probably why pop music is geared mainly towards them
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>>27362608
east asian influence
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>>27362608
they might have chad's cum smearing on their teeth so they try to hide it.
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>>27362523
yea feels like she might just keep me around because I'm nicer than most guys she's dealt with. I'm going to be gone most of next week so we'll see if that causes some freak out.
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>>27362607
Only if you do it hard
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>>27362619
It will make your ears ring I am very talented,
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>>27362496
>sexual history question
in consecutive order (as i remember it)

>first crush was a hispanic girl with a bob in first and second grade. she was half my size and very passive, basically did whatever i said. i got back from summer vacation to find she was playing with another girl and i beat the other girl up for it.
>second was a little boy with freckles and black curly hair in third grade. he was also my best friend. i still remember his full name. Later that year i got pulled from school to be homeschooled, so i left on my last day and never saw him again.
>long gap while i was homeschooled (dont worry about your potential daughter too much, as long as you dont lock her in the house with no other children and never allow her a second without a parent standing over her youll probably be fine)
>11-12 i was taken to art classes at a co op, and immidiately latched on to a older girl there. Her name was isabelle, but she always shortened it to Bella. i always wanted to tell her that isabelle was a far more fitting name for a woman as graceful and beautiful as she was, but i didnt have the nerve. She was short, slightly built, and delicate featured, like an elf. She has a perfect, delicate, upturned nose with a splash of freckles across the bridge. She had wavy brown hair that came to her waist and that she would often put in elaborate braids, and twirl it around her finger as she thought. She was a talented painter too, she made these incredible crisp watercolor paintings of roses. I was too socially awkward and nervous at the time to really talk to her, but sometimes when she sat in front of me and her hair sat on my desk, i would gently run my fingers through it so she didnt feel.

will continue
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>>27362602
Funnily enough, that's where I originally found it, sort of.
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>>27362613
I suspected tiktok had something to do with it
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>>27362623
TikTok, anime, kpop, kdrama, etc.
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I'm a 30+ yo boomer and I can't hardly approach women.
One of the reason is that I feel that women always have other men giving them attention and that I would be just one more guy having to compete with other guys to get a little bit of her attention once in a while.
Do you think this is correct affirmation?
how many guys are currently orbiting you?
can you even tell the difference between guys that only one to fuck you and guys that genuinely just want to be friends?
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>>27362628
Fuck all of those things
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>>27362629
>guys that genuinely just want to be friends
No such thing
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>>27362628
Why are women so easily influenced?
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>>27362521
I-Is that a female-presenting nipple? MODS??
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>>27362608
Worried about making a weird face
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Boys, why don’t you like spanking? Don’t you want to see your hand prints on a girl’s ass? What’s a girl gotta do to convince you?
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>>27362532
>mfw I saw one of these at a friend’s house but I thought it was a pencil sharpener
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>>27362629
>Do you think this is correct affirmation?
No.
>how many guys are currently orbiting you?
None.
>can you even tell the difference between guys that only one to fuck you and guys that genuinely just want to be friends?
Yeah, pretty accurately personally.
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sometimes i wonder if my gf wears a short skirt and thong all the time so she can cheat on me with our roommates with super easy access
We have a big bedroom where a lot of us hang out and i heard a lot of fumbling and moving about like they were getting into their ''innocent'' positions running from the bed to go back to couch and take the game off as pause as i approached the door
The one of my roommates who is her ex who mogs the fuck out of me was there looking semi erect. And there she was in her mini skirt
Not cuck bait. Actually worried
Thoughts?
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Boys, why don’t you like spanking? Don’t you want to see a girl's hand prints on your ass? What’s a girl gotta do to convince you?
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>>27362636
I DO like seeing my hand prints on a girls ass. I WILL spank you while I am railing you from behind, and you WILL be happy.
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>>27362636
nothing like that bothers me unless there's blood.
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>>27362643
I like spanking and I like when girls grab my butt.
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>>27362343
>i hold out that every straight man on the planet has a guy out there somewhere that if they met they would marry
Absolutely delusional. kys, faglover
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>>27362636
society told me not to hit women
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>>27362629
I don’t have that many guy friends. Right now you’d be competing with the WoW beta for my attention, lol.
I’m too cynical and jaded to think that any of my guy friends really just want to be friends.
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>>27362645
No blood that’s taking it too far
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>>27362621
lmao, are these just crushes?
was exṕecting something more R rated.
Either way, please continue.
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>>27362635
I figured that, some new social pressure that spread through tiktok because girls like to copy each other. Make it go back!
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>>27362641
Lol are you fucking retarded?
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>>27362633
[repeats a popular man’s opinion about how women just repeat popular opinions]
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>>27362636
I was raised to believe that hitting girls is wrong and it doesn't really do anything for me sexually. I'll be happy to do it if you ask me nicely though.
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>>27362655
You don't need to see another guy state the opinion to notice girls do this though
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>>27362650
how u doin
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>>27362650
would you give them a chance if any of them took the initiative and pursuit you?
do you consider them potential partners at all?
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>>27362656
>>27362648
It’s not hitting and society is wrong
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>>27362641
No they were probably just playing video games lol!
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>>27362636
I have no interest in women who want to be degraded.
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>>27362598
>so he's always been in a relationship every since you know him?
Pretty much yeah. But with a different girl, after we reconnected.

>Don't you think that being around him is counter productive for your own romantic goals?
Mhm, not really. I feel like he's showing me a great example what I need to expect from a potential man. He's honest, intelligent, communicates clearly and he's very kind. Why should I settle for any less with somebody else?

>Have you ever consider just cutting contact?
Yes, but then I think back on those years we weren't friends.. and nope. He gives me emotional stability and comfort. Knowing he's there, I only need message him, if I need advice.
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I spanked a girl fully clothed and that was how we ended up hooking up.
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Full Nelson/Bear-Hug
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>>27362636
I thought spanking was like the one thing you don’t even have to ask to do
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>>27362660
Doing great now that I got my beta invite today. I was going to re-sub for Classic, it I guess Blizz would rather have me test their game for free.

>>27362662
Right now? No. We’re friends and nothing more. Even just thinking about one “pursuing” me is weird, since we hang out all the time. There’s nothing to pursue.
I guess I can’t rule any of them out 100%, but at the moment, I’m not interested.
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>>27362668
Lucky her
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>>27362670
this is the same guy who thinks choking a girl in bed is “vanilla”
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>>27362671
dragonflight or wotlk i dont even know if dragonflight beta is running
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Need advice on how to get musician anon in my pants
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>>27362673
These days it pretty much is, virtually every girl wants it, especially younger ones
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>>27362677
Don't, be proper with him
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>>27362672
She squealed and with increasing intensity said "oh"'s, her eyes went wide and her face white. and then we borked
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>>27362677

pants or panties?
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>>27362674
DF beta. It’s been running for a while now, and I was totally shocked when I got the email. Hopefully it’s more fun than the BFA beta… that felt half finished, and it went live that way :/
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>>27362678
Because we’ve been bad and deserve punishment :’(
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>>27362677
just come over silly lol.
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>>27362686
retail :s
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>>27362667
>Mhm, not really. I feel like he's showing me a great example what I need to expect from a potential man. He's honest, intelligent, communicates clearly and he's very kind. Why should I settle for any less with somebody else?
it seems to me that you are planning on comparing every other guy that you could potentially date to him and you wouldn't be able to find someone that would match your expectations because they are not him literally.

>Yes, but then I think back on those years we weren't friends.. and nope. He gives me emotional stability and comfort. Knowing he's there, I only need message him, if I need advice.
i'd feel pretty shitty if the girl I was seeing had some other guy she goes to for advice and pretty much was taking a place in her life that I would like to be in.
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>>27362688
Omw and you better not be playing guitar when I get there
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>>27362687
Lol and why should I ever feel otherwise
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>>27362691

cue Tomorrow Morning news
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>>27362689
Yup, been having fun with it since vanilla.
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>girl i like post anything on any social media
>get weird nervous gut wrenching feeling over the fact that its alluding to her getting into some kind of relationship
why the fuck am i like this?
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>>27362671
could you explain why the "Right now?, No"?
what is it a bad time for you?
or do you mean, that due to your constant interaction you would rather not ruin that in anyway whatsoever?
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>>27362677
>ask for his contact
>add him
>talk to him
>???
>his is suddenly in your pants
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>>27362621

need line breaks at this point so abandoning greentext
14, kind of knew i liked girls but was still a little in denial about it. Went to a week long nature sleepaway camp and bunked with about 20 other girls, most older than me. Met a absolutely adorable half chinese girl. she was 15, tall, almost as tall as me, and chubby. but in a cute way. Round cheeks and black eyes like a beetle. She was, ironically, also called isabelle.

Three days into the camp i was wandering through the woods around camp way after lights out (as i commonly did) and ran into her in an empty playground. we had barely spoken before then. i sat down on the swings next to her and just sat in silence for a while before i said "funny to meet you here" it was very eerie. the creaking of the swings the only sound in this huge, empty, dark complex. after that the silence was broken and we talked for a long time about our lives. we both casually mentioned thinking we liked girls. we got back to the cabin a few hours later and snuck back in.

The next night we did the same thing, but left at the same time. we talked for a few hours again, and then as we were leaning on the edge of the dock, about to go back, she kissed me and pulled me against her. i was very shocked at first, but she had her hand in my hair so to pull away i would have to yank out of her grip. i remember that being my first thought lol. And then of course it was Oh i like this a lot. it wasnt that long of a kiss, but it was memorable. She tasted like guava because she had been sucking on these chinese guava candies she brought with her from home.

last night we walked circles around the complex, alternating between walking and talking about our lives and problems, and making out against buildings. i was so eager to go i forgot my shoes so i walked barefoot for most of it, and i we were out there for over 5 hours so the next day my feet had blisters. she was gone before i woke up, never even got her last name
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>>27362694
same (until classic launched) and that's why i'm a virgin hahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
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I just need to be jackhammered once to get it out of my system and then I’ll be fine.
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>>27362705

Full Nelson will keep you happier.
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>>27362699
ow, that's a cute story.
how tall are you btw?
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>>27362650
Them not being strongly attracted to you helps. And also the maturity to not try to get with every girl you know. Which I think at least some guys do have.
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>>27362705
My dick is starting to get hard now. Dunno why that did it, but here we are.
You had better be cute, I'm going to cum to you later.
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>>27362708

Either way, you'll be on your tippy-toes.
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>>27362696
I mean I’m focused on my new job, so I have no interest in dating, and I don’t know when I will again. It feels like I’ve grown out of the “dating my friends” phase of life. They’re great guys, and yeah, I want things to stay as they are.
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>>27362695
Just ask her out ffs
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>>27362712
Enjoy it, babe <3
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>>27362693
Kek
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>>27362713
are there anymore stories?
I think I'm going to bed soon, you can still write them down if you want to, I'll make sure to read them tomorrow while procrastinating at work if you do.
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>>27362707
I’ve never done that before
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>>27362708
5'10 now, was probably 5'8 or 9 at the time?
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>>27362720

Not fair, I asked first!
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>>27362699
Damn that sounds like a dream.
I think summer camps are responsible for a lot of kids’ first romances.
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>>27362723
yeah ive got quite a bit more, dw about it, im mostly doing this for my own enjoyment at this point lol
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>>27362731
NTA but can confirm. Not that I had an early romance at summer camp, but definitely where I first noticed girls and talked with the other lads about them.
>Dude, Aylin hugged me *shit was cash face*
Simpler times
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Post voice (for science)
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>>27362716
sad but understandable.
I'm kind of on the position of being a guy in a group friends with only one girl that I like a lot. I wanted your perspective to see whether making a move on her was a good idea.
I guess I just missed my chance and let too much time pass (years) before figuring out my feelings for her, and now it's too late and it would make things awkward for everyone.
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>>27362677
which one? D:
>>27361835
writing techno https://voca.ro/1k3AbkREet2i https://voca.ro/197LPGb9O8XG now gotta get ready for my wagie job
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>>27362736
fwho are you responding to buddy
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>>27361835
Trying not to masturbate in my friends house while she’s sleeping 10 feet away
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>>27362736
No thanks, the first time was embarrassing enough.
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>>27362740
All the men ITT but particularly the ones who play music
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>>27362742
Just do it, I bet it'll be so quick.
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>>27362737
I mean, I’m just one person. If one of them asked me out seriously and I turned them down, it wouldn’t have to make things awkward. We’re all invested in keeping the friendship stable, and I think I can do that, but of course I can’t speak for how it would affect him. Your friend might be the same.
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>>27362742
she's probably doing the same..
there's nothing wrong in taking care of your needs.
you are already wet, better to take care it fast and quietly.
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>>27362749
No dice, god forbid you already know me.
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>>27362736
https://voca.ro/1j6IcAqVVKbL
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>>27362749
You first?
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>>27362758
Is this really you?
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>>27362758

Damn... Anon laying the smackdown on the Jannies!
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>>27362760
Can’t. Not alone.
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>>27362764
ye I got b& when I first posted that kek
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>>27362752
nah, I can't take a rejection. Besides, my traditional and infallible method to get over someone is cutting contact completely, that would also include the rest of the friend group in this case.
I figured out this a while back, when she was clearly is looking for someone to date but never even considered me. It really hurt my ego.
Her last relationship didn't work out for her and she's been down lately, but I don't want to approach her and potentially make things even more awkward for her.
I wish I could have a good reason to just disappear for a while and try to forget her..
anyway sorry for blog posting.
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>>27362767
Damn, I was hoping your voice would make me erect.
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>>27362755
Lame
>>27362753
Nah she’s passed out
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M, 25
What is something a man can do to his appearance to look more clean and presentable?

I had a date with a girl I hadn't seen since I got out college and it went fantastic, but she put on an outfit, and makeup, and did her eyelashes, and nails, and I just put on my most comfortable stuff and went with it. Of course I showered and did my hair but it kinda felt unfair for her, almost like I need to wear makeup or something for her.
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>>27362767

Just whisper... Whisper Chan
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>>27362758
You got a good voice ig
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>>27362769
Sexy voice
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>>27362773
That us one advantage of being a bloke but you can do more a d v a n c e d grooming, trimming, styling your hair, colognes, taking more care with your outfit etc. (and more in general just health + fitness)
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>>27362772
>Nah she’s passed out
well, then what's stopping you?
it's as if the universe itself put you under the right conditions to please yourself right at this moment.
you have done it in risky places before, haven't you?
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>>27362773
Shirt with a collar, shiny shoes.
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>>27362771
It would
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>>27362718
she dont have any real contact and she posted on social with a guy in her friends bed but her and her friends are all homos so i have no idea what to make of this
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>>27362783
Waiting for musician anon to spank me first
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>>27362777
Thanks
>>27362776
Thanks ig :P
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>>27362792
well he can't be with you right now, but you can just imagine him doing so, if that gives you going..
your body is asking for it..
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>>27362792
You better not be A minor
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>>27362797
Nope, don’t worry
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>>27362789
She's friends with homos? you're a homophobic, that might not go well with her.
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Are all moans created equal or are some better than others?
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>>27362792
Good christ anon, your thirst for me is an insane turn on. I would like to clap your cheeks in addition to spanking.
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>>27362805
the little ones that slip are best
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>>27362800
which musician anon are you talking about?
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>>27362805
Both
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>>27362806
Mmm yes please. Where are you?
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White Grills
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>>27362816
California.
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>>27362820
Fake huwhite male anon
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>>27362804
chill bro im not. just calling what i see. i meant that as in she is bi but was posted a clip of her with a guy at her friends house, who is a lesbian and all her friends are gay. im triggered in the sense that she may be 'taken' but theres a chance that the dude is actually gay as well.
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>>27362813
>>27362806
This one but techno one is cute too.
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>>27362823
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>>27362824
I don't care desu. You do realise there's a high chance, she could have stis due to being a gay.
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>>27362830
Kek saved thanks
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>>27362782
Yeah, I did clean and style my hair and put on a cologne. I'm going to start looking into skincare, manicure and looking for outfits. Thanks!
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>>27362825
:o bepic
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>>27362824
Girls being friends with homo sexuals is a huge red flag because gay men are degenerate as fuck. they probably discuss promiscuity, big dicks and vapid sexual degeneracy with each other. Gays are such negative influences on their female friends
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Good night, /adv/.
I wish you all the best in the near and far future.

Music Anonette - I hope you get that d*ck you so crave tonight ;)
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>>27362832
im not sure. i think she has a pretty slow social life since shes one of the those people that posts out the ass anytime she does anything ever. but my question was how do i stop being so triggered anytime she hints at being 'off the market'? i literally wont find anyone like her.
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How do I politely tell my sister to never send me any letters rom jail if she ever gets my address?
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>>27362822
Damn, too far. You just made me wet for no reason! So cruel
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>>27362843
Night booby sicko
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Grills
Why should I talk to you?
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>>27362843
I won’t but thanks anon
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>>27362852
You are not obligated to
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>>27362847
I knew it. I didn't though, you should cum now.
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>>27362857
Post voice
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>work on small team of 15
>girl leaves for new job
>hugs everybody goodbye at the end of the day
>waves to me

Am I really so repulsive? We have known each other for more than a year. Some of the people she hugged have been here less than 6 months.
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>>27362863
She might’ve liked you and been too nervous to hug you.
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>>27362863
She's a bitch
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Man asking other men, because it's not worth its own thread.
Have you ever had blue balls?
I've always heard of it but I've never actually experienced pain for being forced to stop mid way, like if someone calls in the middle of masturbating or something.
A little irritated, maybe, but not actual pain.
Is it hyperbole or am I unique?
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>>27362862
No no, it's quite late enough wherever you must be.
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>>27362863
Are you generally the sort to hug with people casually?
People don't hug others unless they're confident it wouldn't be awkward, and forcing a hug on someone who's uncomfortable with it (either because he doesn't do it in general or because you're barely acquaintances) is impolite.

I'd wager she was closer to this people than she was with you.
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>>27362879
Yes, but it usually takes days for it to build up.
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>>27362812
I worry about this when I need to be quiet
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>>27362699

i go to high school for the first time! met a guy there i thought was really nice. His name was Johnny. i called him jon because his cat was orange and i joked that he was as risk adverse as jon. He was rail thin, very tall, had shoulder length blonde curly hair, and the most striking ice blue eyes i had ever seen. knew him till i was 16, when he graduated. In his senior year, he was over at my house. A bunch of other people had been over playing super smash bros but everyone else had left and he asked if it was ok if he hung around a little longer. I know that to yall it probably seems like his intentions were sexual all along and it as obvious, and i know that now because hindsight is 20/20 but i was young and dumb and 80% sure he was gay. We were very good friends, he was going to be leaving for college soon and we possibly wouldnt see each other again, it made sense for us to want to hang out.
We hung out in the game room by ourselves for at least an hour, just talking and chilling. i was talking about high school things." Youre graduating soon, there are so many high school things you havent done! Youve never been to a football game, youve never been to a homecoming or a prom, youve never dressed up for school spirit, youve never beat up another kid and had the video passed around the student body! Youve gotta do that stuff before you graduate!"

All the sudden he says "i never lost my virginity, thats something youre supposed to do in high school, if the movies are right"

theres sort of a pause as we're both lying on the bean bag. "well like i was saying, its not too late! youve got like two months left, you should make a bucket list!" i said, kind of rolling onto my side to face him.

He rolled over too, and he gave me this long nervous look, like he was considering something. Then, snap back to comedy. "OR i could check one off now lol"
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>>27362885
Weird pause while i kind of consider the prospect. i had genuinely never thought of him that way before. i do occasionally think of men sexually, but never him.

but i mean, as i thought about it it didnt sound bad. i mean, he had been my best friend for almost two years. i sure as hell trusted him enough.
"i mean... did you bring a cond-"
"no, sorry"

i sort of reconsidered for a second, but before i really could, he had scooched up closer to me and was brushing the hair out of my face. we kissed on the beanbag for a while, eventually his fingers found their way under my shirt and at that point i came up for air and ensisted to move this to my room with a lock, and not just trust my parents would stay downstairs.

I backed into the room, sort of giggling, and he fell on top of me onto my bed. We made out there for a while, him lying on top of me. He slid his hand up my shirt and lifted his elbow so my shirt slid up till i took it off. i was so nervous about him seeing me naked. i feel like every girl feels like her tits are secretly weird.

eventually we flipped over, and i was sort of lying with my head on his chest. And i heard him mumble "do you still wanna do it?"
I had kind of forgotten i agreed to that, and desu i didnt really want to anymore, but i figured i would be a pos to say that now. "not all the way, but just like, a bj or something?" and he said sure. I didnt really enjoy it desu. i know i cut this short here but thats because i kinda enjoyed the rest of it, that i found gross and not fun at all. It was only a couple minutes but still. he was also uncircumcised, which was something i had never seen in porn so i didnt really know what i was doing. He came on my face without warning me first, and it made me feel disgusting.
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>>27362805
Moans are great when it makes your partner feel as though he/she got it out of you with their magnificent sexual prowess.
So the more natural the better, it's easy to spot when a moan is done on purpose, just like with laughter.
Like the previous anon said, a little involuntary moan that's a direct result of something specific is FAR more gratifying than moaning like a pornstar continuously.
A moan is confirmation that I'm doing something right, if I'm just constantly getting confirmation that I'm doing something right, it stops being a reliable signal.
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this board and thread are fun but holy shit does it make me acutely aware of my loneliness and virginity

and holy shit is it agonizing
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>>27362912
I’ll take your virginity
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>>27362917
sure if you're female
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>>27362911
> A moan is confirmation that I'm doing something right, if I'm just constantly getting confirmation that I'm doing something right, it stops being a reliable signal.
But what if it just feels good the whole time? Plus moaning intensifies the pleasure for me. I think it has something to do with exhaling. It’s not all about sending thumbs up signals. It just feels good to do it and it’s not even a conscious thing most of the time.
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>>27362921
My point was that your moans should be reflex, don't make a conscious effort to moan because like laughter it's pretty easy to spot fake from real.
If you constantly moan reflexively and genuinely than your boyfriend is a lucky man and you should keep doing what you're doing.
There's nothing better than a genuine reaction.
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Girls
How would you feel if your man didn't actually enjoy having sex with you, but still autopiloted through pleasing you, cuddled you how you wanted afterwards, and told you whatever whatever honeyed words you wanted to hear?
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Why should I give someone a chance if they have bad genetics?
This will decide if I go on a date with a sperg from another board
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>>27362926
Hypothetically?
Disappointed and sad
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>>27362921
Then moan away. I may cover your mouth if it becomes unseemly.
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>>27362927
At least pay for the meal/dinner for him
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>>27362927
Bad genetics?
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>>27362926
I’d want to know why he didn’t want to have sex and then fix whatever issues there were. If its because he wants to hookup with others then I’d break up with him.
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>>27362532
>most people wont know what they are.
What would you do if you had a guy over and it seemed like he knows what that is after seeing it?
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>>27362932
Simp, autist, not very attractive
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>>27362941
>Simp, autist,
not genetic traits
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>>27362941
>simp
Despite this he's interesting enough to have you considering it? Who knows, might be something there.
Don't hold your breath though.
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>>27361673
I stopped for a year and a half one time back before it was a sekf improvement meme, but eventually I started to coom in my sleep or when I went to the bathroom, and my headaches were more frequent and painful, so eventually I started again.
Other than that I just feel more hazy and detached, more trouble focusing. I guess if I went ten years or so I might start spending the majority of my time asleep or something.
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>>27361734
>why do guys
>but let me passive aggressively fill in specific stuff so you all know I'm bitching about my retard bf who I as a fellow retard am dating
Just make a thread
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>>27361673
Nofap for a week is not a huge deal. A bit more erratic I guess, I might make questionable decisions with steadfast aggression.
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I just dumped my girlfriend.
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>>27362936
Why does it even matter? You're getting what you want, right?
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I just want to rescue a young and pious nun from peril, sharing an intensely awkward and erotic moment with her as she pees her habit in terror in my arms while I run to safety just in time, gently convert her to the dick, and take her away to a camouflaged home in the middle of nowhere to raise six kids together.

Is that really too much to ask?
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>>27362805
I’m a moan connoisseur, they definitely come in a range of quality and hotness.
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not having any friends, social life, relationship experience really is a huge turn off right?
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>>27362972
I like it anon. You should make it into a whole story.
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>>27362941
im 1/3 of those things (autist, not literally though). and im absolutely terrible with first impressions. so maybe this person will be worth it once they open up.
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Where do I get a gf who'll wear bikinis like this >>27357897 ???
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>>27362994
Lol. Maybe even lmao.
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>>27362982
Yes
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I'd like to bang my best friend. Any tips?

I'm M, she's F
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>>27363003
so i should just kms
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>>27363016
You should try getting friends, a social life and some relationship experience
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goodnight /atoga/,

i hope you all find a lifetime of happiness in my stead

>>27363016
maybe
im in the same boat and that's the current plan

>>27363019
if only it were so easy
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>>27363019
I can't find them on Amazon, are they a seasonal thing?
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>>27363019
i had friends and a social life but they ended up being really shitty so i turned into a permaloner. i wasnt really social enough to make new ones.
>>27363020
same, i cant buy a gun so im looking at the jumping off a building option
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>>27363026
Then you have a new goal. Become more social
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This isn’t really a gender question but I want to see if anyone here resonates with me. Do any other young adult anons feel like in some degree they’ve been blindfolded or distracted from discovering the word and discovering who they are, because of how present technology has been since the beginning of our lives? For example I struggled with friendship building a lot in school and it was something that gave me huge anxiety, but since the internet and video games were *right there*, I dove into those and buried myself in them instead of stepping out of my comfort zone and confronting my issues. Now I’ve buried the problems deeper and only now realising that I *need* to confront them. It makes me wonder where I’d be now if technology wasn’t such a perpetually dominating presence in my world. Did people from older generations have the ability to turn their backs on problems in a similar way?
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So i was looking at my girl's snap chat while she went to a birthday party at a beach on her trip to florida.
She wore a bikini thong (never seen her wear one before)
And she met a guy with abs and posed a picture saying ''new bestie'' on her instagram and snap chat
When i called her that night she said she was at her new friends house and then i heard a whiney ''stop i'm talking to my boyfriend'' and then an ''oh god, can i call you layter''
I asked about it later and apparently she slept over at a girls house and she was trying to give her a joint, i heard a guys voice but i guess he didn't stay the night there or so she says
Thoughts?
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>>27362983
Maybe later, i have to work
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>>27363039
oh exactly. if i hadnt been able to go online and form parasocial relationships with youtubers i might have actually had some will to make friends and try in life
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>>27363039
You'd be using your friend circles and alcohol like you use the internet now.
The libraries of the ages are RIGHT THERE, too.
You made yourself.
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>>27363050
You are absolutely getting cucked
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>>27362972
Based
Went on my first date the other weekend and every other thing she said made me want to gag or die. Realized I saw no future with her ever just based on that, and the only thing I would still be interested in is watching her pee, but that's not the basis for a healthy relationship so I just didn't ask her out again
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>>27363069
Is it fixable? No alpha male manosphere answer please, how do i reason with her about this and get her to be better to me? I treat her so good, i pay for everything for her, i do everything for her that she asks, make her food, drive her around, more of my time, energy and money goes to her than anything else. Much more so i don't get it.I treat her like a queen and i love her so much, never raise my voice with her even maybe super slightly but i've never even insulted her even if she does to me
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White men, opinion on MENA women?
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>>27363073
Weak bait
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>>27363076
I know you're one of the obnoxious identityfags and specifically one of the ones who discord circlejerks but I don't (and won't) remember your moniker or traits.
I know MENA means some race but again I don't and won't remember this acronym so just write it in out in English pls since you ask so often
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>>27363078
How is that bait? I love this girl with all my heart and i wouldn't leave her over one bad choice at a party while on intoxicated but i def will have to have a stern talking to her when she gets back
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>>27363082
Return to r9k and larp there instead
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>>27363085
What the fuck are you talking about? I never even heard of r9k. Go be a schizo somewhere else
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>>27363088
>never even heard of
Doth protest too much
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>>27363089
You're fucking autistic and i have no idea why you're trying to fuck with me. Just leave me alone so i can talk about my relationship if anyone mature wants to reply .
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Women are you interested in struggle snuggle play?
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>>27363073
>No alpha male manosphere answer please,
I don't even know what that is. I'm not exactly successful with my relationships but here is what this sounds like:
You don't trust her but still you give up too much of your life for her. Do you have any boundaries? Why are you willing to do all this if you can't trust her to not immediately fuck someone else when not in sight? Ever thought that she might just be using you to provide for her while she has her "fun" somewhere else?
Not trying to be a dick about it, but really reconsider your position. Then talk with her about this, if you can't then what is going on with your relationship?
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>>27363107
Very, very much so, based on the name at least. What does it actually involve, though?
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>>27363109
It's like rape play that's less rapey but more struggling to get away and me holding you down.
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>>27363114
Sounds good to me, as long as it 100% leads to sex and there's no tickling going on.
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is bleaching your hair blonde as a man a homo thing to do?
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girls what it mean when a girl texts you and she says hey with two ys like heyy
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>>27363161
I guess the OP should include the FAQ after all. Maybe it just doesn't mean anything deeper than that.
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>>27363161
She’s being friendly.
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>>27363161
It means she thinks you're weird
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i was talking about exercising with a girl im trying to date and we were talking about sports and she complained her boobs are too big to exercise well so i sent her this pic
was it funny or inappropiate?
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nu beans >>27363202
>>27363202
>>27363202
>>27363202
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>>27363186
oh no why would she text a weird guy tho
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>>27363181
bruh 2 ys is not an accident
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>>27363161
She wants the d
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>>27362903
>>27362906
so you are a lesbian but your only real experience was with a guy?



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