how do I convince my girlfriend to piss on me during sex and also to let me piss on her?she's a bit boring when it comes to sex and we only do traditional vaginal. I surprised her with a bit of cunnilingus once and she really liked that I think.but man, how do I even bring up the topic of golden showers? how do I get her to be open to the idea and not immediately laugh it off or be weirded out?this has been a fetish of mine for a while but i've never managed make it a reality
>>27359962Stop watching porn you degenerate
"Can I pee on you when we fuck next time? It's something I'm really interested in and have always wanted to try."woah, so hard
>>27359962dont corrupt your girlfriend you evil person
>>27359988I don't watch porn anymore
>>27359999i will do that no matter what you say
>>27359994retarded>>27359962I'll tell you right away, "convince" never ever, this isn't how sex works.Have a conversation about sex in general. Ask her what she likes, what fantasies she has, let her open up, maybe you two aren't even that far from each other there. Don't be a lameass faker thinking this will "get" you somewhere, be genuinely interested and open to what she is going to say. Whatever the result, learn to eat pussy, it's a great skill. IF you're actually getting to the peeing part some day, just one thing: 1 pot of camomile tea. Guaranteed never-ending fountain of piss.
Pee inside next time you are fucking her. Then says oops
>>27361159>retarded>literally says to do the exact same thing but in more wordslolfuck yourself
>>27362182yes dumbfuck because it's important how to have a such a conversation, it's not just a transfer of information, but it's obvious you don't know
You've only eaten her out once and you think the next logical step is passing and shitting all over her? I am kink shaming you, very few girls want to be pissed on you freakazoid
>>27359962start taking showers with her. joke around peeing right in this moment. from that moment, it just works by itself. njoy
>swimming pool>hug her>'does it get warmer ha-ha?'
>>27359999Checked. OP you are degenerating and like a crab in a bucket you will pull those around you down. Stop ruining her innocence.
>>27363819she's my girl and i can do whatever the damn bloody hell i want
You degenerates always want to drag girls down with you.
>>27364659shut the hell you bloody mouth!!!
>>27364281A piss fetish is pretty degenerate man
>>27366448Take that back>>27364841Fuck your fucking mither basted bitvh
>>27366492Bloody bastard bitch. Benchod
>>27360001Don't associate your sex with having to be porn quality or consistently better jist to keep your erection. That's a one way ticket to hanging yourself in your closet to cum.