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How do you remove the smell of jizz from an enclosed space? Namely my closet. I was cumming into old tshirts cuz I liked the freedom of not needing to catch it. Afterwards I'd just toss em into the floor of my closet like a neanderthal. I'd wash them every once in a while. The tshirts smell okay after washing 2x although there's obvious stains & signs of defilement so I guess they're just oil rags now. I don't care so much about the shirts but uh so somehow the closet like, absorbed the ambient stank of my loins and it's like bleach x old grass x something stale. I've fucking washed everything in the closet, but it's absorbed into the walls or someshit. Febreeze doesn't do shit. It just smells like spring air, cherubs, and jizz. Y'all got any suggestions?
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>>27053376
Cum on your hand and wash it down the sink you fucking disgusting monkey
Maybe you should just eat all your gross ass crusty cum shirts as a lesson to remember why you never cum into something and keep it
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>>27053401
bruh a monkey would cum on its hand and clog up the sink drain.
the shirts are clean enough to wear as undershirts now, I just got to fix the fucking the closet.
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>>27053454
Hot water how much do you cum that you’re hopelessly clogging sink drains jesus christ anon go audition for japanese porn
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>>27053454
>the shirts are clean enough to wear as undershirts now
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>>27053473
washed em twice like I said
looks like someone tie dyed it with tea, smells like momma's finest
it's fine as long as nobody sees it
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>>27053478
Anon, that’s digusting. Throw that shit away.
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What the fuck? Dude... Just bust a nut in the toilet. Zero cleanup.
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>>27053485
yeah it really is isn't it
I'm trying to clean it up

>>27053499
Jerking it in the bathroom's fucking caveman shit bro. Got to be a mad narcissist to get off to yourself in the mirror. If you're telling me to my phone in the bathroom that shit's straight up unsanitary. Or do you do a mad dash from the computer to the toilet wanking & edging all the way? Logistic failure.
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>>27053536

Stand over the toilet holding your phone and shoot jizz into the bowl. Are you that uncoordinated?
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>>27053546
like I said, unsanitary caveman shit
I'd rather wank on my bed in comfort bathing in 72" tits
Bathroom wank's last resort stuff like on a road trip with your hot cousin and you just gotta beat it into submission in safety.
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>>27053569
>unsanitary
>I'd rather wank on my bed in comfort

You mean the layers of bedding that are covered in your dead skin, assorted body hair, natural oils, and pillow drool? Tight. Enjoy that.
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>>27053587
>implying your bathroom is cleaner than your bed
Do you not wash your sheets anon?
I swap my pillow case every week & the sheets + duvet cover every 2.
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>>27053536
>fucking caveman shit bro.
>>27053569
>unsanitary caveman shit
and this thread is about your cum-closet conundrum?

why do americans do this? nut in a kleenex and throw it out with the trash
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>>27053602
>duvet cover

How often do you swap out your heart-shaped butt plugs?
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>>27053609
>nut in a kleenex and throw it out with the trash

This will make your trash smell like cum. Best to flush down toilet or sink.
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>>27053609
Yeah, but my cum closet isn't unsanitary it's just gross cuz it's not like I'm eating off the closet floor (also not american't).
Nutting in a kleenex is a waste of tissue and then you've got tissue fibers stuck to your dick. Cotton cleans it off so much better.

Anyways, I hit it with some of that dog piss spray and then realized it wasn't even the cum, I had a dead mouse in the ceiling.

>>27053628
anytime you want me to bby
m8 the point of the duvet cover is so you don't get your sweat all over the unwashable duvet
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>>27053638
>my cum closet isn't unsanitary it's just gross
actual brain damage

>>27053637
oh no, the fuckin garbageman will refuse to take my garbage because it's too smelly!!!!! It's the trash bro it's supposed to smell like trash and also empty your trash bin every couple of days don't hoard it for weeks
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>>27053638

Who lays sweaty on a duvet/comforter? Sheets are what contact your body.
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>>27053654

How much trash are you producing where you take it out every few days? Goddamn.
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>>27053665
I don't take it out because it's overwflowing or anything, it's just the normal thing to do

I also wash my dishes everyday, you wanna over-react to that as well?
>OMG DO U BAKE 4 LASGANAS A DAY???? SO MUCH DISHES LOL
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>>27053701

How is taking out the trash when it's not even full the normal thing to do? Sounds like some autistic OCD routine.

If by wash dishes you mean run the dishwasher, you're a complete dumbass. What a waste of water.
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Imagine baking lasagna instead of BBQing it
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>>27053722
oh yeah no I'm sorry the normal thing to do would be to throw my trash in the cum closet until it becomes a biological hazard

emptying garbage bins on a regular basis before they get completely full and smelly - that's crazy OCD!

and no I don't own a dishwashing machine, I wash my dishes by hand just soap and water and a sponge. You probably think it's some germophobe OCD thing to not let my pots and pans fester under week-old stagnant water that's growing mold and bacteria.
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>>27053745
>throw my trash in the cum closet until it becomes a biological hazard

Wrong guy. Not him.

>before they get completely full and smelly

Don't throw salmon in the trash then retard. Mine never smells.

>I don't own a dishwashing machine, I wash my dishes by hand just soap and water and a sponge

I have no complaints with hand washing dishes. You're not wasting anything, whereas with the trash situation, you're wasting trash bags and being autistic.
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>>27053770
>you're wasting trash bags
I'm not though. Most bins around the house are just bins, only the kitchen bin has a bag in it and I just empty the contents of the bag into the outside bin instead of throwing out a 2/3rd empty bag every few days.

>>27053770
>Wrong guy. Not him.
so why are you mad at me and my anti-cum-closet lifestyle?
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How the fuck has no one suggested jerking off in the shower? If you live alone, prop your laptop/phone/tablet up outside, press play, and start fapping. No cleanup, no smell, no mess, no problem. Why would anyone cum in the fucking toilet?
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>>27053793
>so why are you mad at me and my anti-cum-closet lifestyle?

I'm cum-in-toilet guy. Closet-cum guy thinks I'm a caveman. Get it right.
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>>27053812
>If you live alone
everyone here lives with either their parents and like 6 year old siblings, or their 100 year old grandma, and the shower drain is already jam fucked full of hair and grease and other bodily waste.
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>>27053812

My only issue with the shower is that water creates too much friction on my dingdong when fapping. Tough to get a good stroke going yo.
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>>27053834
In that case, he can fantasize about putting on gloves, pulling it all out, and shoving it in a bitch's mouth. Where there's a will, there's a way. And it must be better than the cum closet.

>>27053839
You could stand a few inches off to the side until you finish, but I suppose if that's an issue for you, something else would be better.
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>>27053839
I love aiming it into the shower stream for the extra coop action but I can rarely ever come in the shower because my imagination isn't enough.
>>27053812
Tinted door
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>>27053868
>tinted door

Keep it open, lower the water pressure, and avoid splashing around too much. You can do it, anon. I believe in you.
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>>27053861
>Where there's a will, there's a way

That's what they told me in Jurassic Park. Spielberg was not an endorser of the cum closet.
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>>27053868
>my imagination isn't enough

I once stopped watching porn for 11 months and had to convert to imagination fapping. It's a tough switch. Basically jacking with a half-hard dick until your brain adapt to not needing images.
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>>27053885
All right. Maybe I'm coming around to the idea. Instead of shirts, though, I'll see how far I can shoot across the floor. Cum won't stain the wood, right?
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>>27053868
>imagination isn't enough
Stop watching porn
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>>27053376

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