How do you remove the smell of jizz from an enclosed space? Namely my closet. I was cumming into old tshirts cuz I liked the freedom of not needing to catch it. Afterwards I'd just toss em into the floor of my closet like a neanderthal. I'd wash them every once in a while. The tshirts smell okay after washing 2x although there's obvious stains & signs of defilement so I guess they're just oil rags now. I don't care so much about the shirts but uh so somehow the closet like, absorbed the ambient stank of my loins and it's like bleach x old grass x something stale. I've fucking washed everything in the closet, but it's absorbed into the walls or someshit. Febreeze doesn't do shit. It just smells like spring air, cherubs, and jizz. Y'all got any suggestions?
>>27053376Cum on your hand and wash it down the sink you fucking disgusting monkey Maybe you should just eat all your gross ass crusty cum shirts as a lesson to remember why you never cum into something and keep it
>>27053401bruh a monkey would cum on its hand and clog up the sink drain. the shirts are clean enough to wear as undershirts now, I just got to fix the fucking the closet.
>>27053454Hot water how much do you cum that you’re hopelessly clogging sink drains jesus christ anon go audition for japanese porn
>>27053454>the shirts are clean enough to wear as undershirts now
>>27053473washed em twice like I saidlooks like someone tie dyed it with tea, smells like momma's finestit's fine as long as nobody sees it
>>27053478Anon, that’s digusting. Throw that shit away.
What the fuck? Dude... Just bust a nut in the toilet. Zero cleanup.
>>27053485yeah it really is isn't itI'm trying to clean it up >>27053499Jerking it in the bathroom's fucking caveman shit bro. Got to be a mad narcissist to get off to yourself in the mirror. If you're telling me to my phone in the bathroom that shit's straight up unsanitary. Or do you do a mad dash from the computer to the toilet wanking & edging all the way? Logistic failure.
>>27053536Stand over the toilet holding your phone and shoot jizz into the bowl. Are you that uncoordinated?
>>27053546like I said, unsanitary caveman shitI'd rather wank on my bed in comfort bathing in 72" titsBathroom wank's last resort stuff like on a road trip with your hot cousin and you just gotta beat it into submission in safety.
>>27053569>unsanitary>I'd rather wank on my bed in comfortYou mean the layers of bedding that are covered in your dead skin, assorted body hair, natural oils, and pillow drool? Tight. Enjoy that.
>>27053587>implying your bathroom is cleaner than your bedDo you not wash your sheets anon?I swap my pillow case every week & the sheets + duvet cover every 2.
>>27053536>fucking caveman shit bro.>>27053569>unsanitary caveman shitand this thread is about your cum-closet conundrum?why do americans do this? nut in a kleenex and throw it out with the trash
>>27053602>duvet coverHow often do you swap out your heart-shaped butt plugs?
>>27053609>nut in a kleenex and throw it out with the trashThis will make your trash smell like cum. Best to flush down toilet or sink.
>>27053609Yeah, but my cum closet isn't unsanitary it's just gross cuz it's not like I'm eating off the closet floor (also not american't).Nutting in a kleenex is a waste of tissue and then you've got tissue fibers stuck to your dick. Cotton cleans it off so much better.Anyways, I hit it with some of that dog piss spray and then realized it wasn't even the cum, I had a dead mouse in the ceiling.>>27053628anytime you want me to bbym8 the point of the duvet cover is so you don't get your sweat all over the unwashable duvet
>>27053638>my cum closet isn't unsanitary it's just grossactual brain damage>>27053637oh no, the fuckin garbageman will refuse to take my garbage because it's too smelly!!!!! It's the trash bro it's supposed to smell like trash and also empty your trash bin every couple of days don't hoard it for weeks
>>27053638Who lays sweaty on a duvet/comforter? Sheets are what contact your body.
>>27053654How much trash are you producing where you take it out every few days? Goddamn.
>>27053665I don't take it out because it's overwflowing or anything, it's just the normal thing to doI also wash my dishes everyday, you wanna over-react to that as well?>OMG DO U BAKE 4 LASGANAS A DAY???? SO MUCH DISHES LOL
>>27053701How is taking out the trash when it's not even full the normal thing to do? Sounds like some autistic OCD routine.If by wash dishes you mean run the dishwasher, you're a complete dumbass. What a waste of water.
Imagine baking lasagna instead of BBQing it
>>27053722oh yeah no I'm sorry the normal thing to do would be to throw my trash in the cum closet until it becomes a biological hazardemptying garbage bins on a regular basis before they get completely full and smelly - that's crazy OCD!and no I don't own a dishwashing machine, I wash my dishes by hand just soap and water and a sponge. You probably think it's some germophobe OCD thing to not let my pots and pans fester under week-old stagnant water that's growing mold and bacteria.
>>27053745>throw my trash in the cum closet until it becomes a biological hazardWrong guy. Not him.>before they get completely full and smellyDon't throw salmon in the trash then retard. Mine never smells.>I don't own a dishwashing machine, I wash my dishes by hand just soap and water and a spongeI have no complaints with hand washing dishes. You're not wasting anything, whereas with the trash situation, you're wasting trash bags and being autistic.
>>27053770>you're wasting trash bagsI'm not though. Most bins around the house are just bins, only the kitchen bin has a bag in it and I just empty the contents of the bag into the outside bin instead of throwing out a 2/3rd empty bag every few days.>>27053770>Wrong guy. Not him.so why are you mad at me and my anti-cum-closet lifestyle?
How the fuck has no one suggested jerking off in the shower? If you live alone, prop your laptop/phone/tablet up outside, press play, and start fapping. No cleanup, no smell, no mess, no problem. Why would anyone cum in the fucking toilet?
>>27053793>so why are you mad at me and my anti-cum-closet lifestyle?I'm cum-in-toilet guy. Closet-cum guy thinks I'm a caveman. Get it right.
>>27053812>If you live aloneeveryone here lives with either their parents and like 6 year old siblings, or their 100 year old grandma, and the shower drain is already jam fucked full of hair and grease and other bodily waste.
>>27053812My only issue with the shower is that water creates too much friction on my dingdong when fapping. Tough to get a good stroke going yo.
>>27053834In that case, he can fantasize about putting on gloves, pulling it all out, and shoving it in a bitch's mouth. Where there's a will, there's a way. And it must be better than the cum closet.>>27053839You could stand a few inches off to the side until you finish, but I suppose if that's an issue for you, something else would be better.
>>27053839I love aiming it into the shower stream for the extra coop action but I can rarely ever come in the shower because my imagination isn't enough.>>27053812Tinted door
>>27053868>tinted doorKeep it open, lower the water pressure, and avoid splashing around too much. You can do it, anon. I believe in you.
>>27053861>Where there's a will, there's a wayThat's what they told me in Jurassic Park. Spielberg was not an endorser of the cum closet.
>>27053868>my imagination isn't enoughI once stopped watching porn for 11 months and had to convert to imagination fapping. It's a tough switch. Basically jacking with a half-hard dick until your brain adapt to not needing images.
>>27053885All right. Maybe I'm coming around to the idea. Instead of shirts, though, I'll see how far I can shoot across the floor. Cum won't stain the wood, right?
>>27053868>imagination isn't enoughStop watching porn
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