Just moved to Phoenix, AZ. What are the first things I should do?
>>27049305Get her phone number, impregnate her, marry her.
>>27049305I'd start by sorting out all the bureaucratic stuff like changing your address, registering your car and so on.Then you should probably find a job.Next, make improvements to your home, make it feel nice.Also, try to meet your neighbors, make friends, find connections so that you don't feel lonely in a new city.
Well you moved to Phoenix in August so a mental health checkup would do wondersRemember to shake out your jeans *every single time* you leave them on the floor unattended. Only gotta make that mistake once
Go to Chris Pauls's house and throw Ring Pops at them.After that do what anon said >>27049336, if you're feeling somewhat homesick go to therapy or find people from where you were, eat some comfort food, etc.
I recommend going to the odysea aquarium. Also, put a wet towel underneath the door whenever possible. Dust can get in fast if you live in an older house.
>>27049378i-is this a spider joke
>>27049305go to panera bread. i visited scottdale arizona from canada and went to panera bread
>>27051573You absolute wildman.
>>27050186there's black widows but they mostly keep to the outside so you can avoid them. bark scorpions on the other hand LOVE human houses and run to get in
>>27049305Buy air con
you could start by providing even a modicum of who you are and what you like to dot. phoenixfag
Enjoy the heat and the homeless in every corner. I don't know how there could be so many, even in the neighboring cities have them.
>>27049305Go back to where you came from. Get your government documents sorted out, silly. Buy clothes that cover your skin, wear sunscreen, put moisturizer on the back of your neck everyday. Drink plenty of water, and don't leave water running if you're not using it (i.e. washing your hands).Just remember, it's a desert, it's hot, and Arizona is in a drought. Don't approach snakes (they want to be left alone), fuck with Javelinas or wildlife in general. B1e respectful of people, and Arizona culture. Don't be afraid at the sight of guns. >>27051573Why the fuck would you eat Panera bread
>>27049305Move away
