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Princess carry edition.

Previous thread: >>26747089
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>>26748973
Do you women love me ?
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are there any fun games i can play with a crappy pc
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>>26748978
I'm not a woman
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>>26748979
sid meier's alpha centauri
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>women really out here just walking around with boobs and asses knowing it makes us horny
Wtf why would they do this?
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I don’t know if I should try to get a gf now or wait until I move out of my parent’s place in like half a year. I’m moving to another state.
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>>26748983
i like civ, is that similar to civ?
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Why do pretty girls want to talk to me I'm the most unassuming person ever and I'm not really attractive.
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>>26748981
Sheit I shouldn’t have wrote “you women” because all you here on 4chan will never be a woman, I was asking if females love me
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>>26748973
Women, how would you rate this guy out of 10?
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>>26748990
do you want a gf now?
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>>26748993
Extremely similar, if you like civ there's a good chance you'll like it
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>>26748996
7.5
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How do I get a swinger wife?
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>>26748994
you're either the gay friend or the cute short friend
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>>26749003
Marry a zoomer girl
They don't believe in monogamy and will happily fuck other guys for you
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What's it like to be a young single mother? Do they eventually find another man or what? I see lots of them now and I can't help but feel bad for them and for their children.
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>>26748998
I would like a gf now, yes.
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women would you date a skinny nerd who did some manual labour and now feels like a pile of mush? would you rub his shoulders?
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>be hot guy
>be nice
>women declare you a himbo because you're not an asshole like chad
Why are women like this?
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>>26749013
>nice
>generalizes the entirety of women
try again
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>be unattractive
>be socially awkward
>women don't even look your direction
Why are women like this?
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>>26748978
I only love my parents and my cat, sorry.
>>26748979
Runescape is still playable on potato computers, right?
>>26748987
I can’t get everything delivered to me, so I still have to leave the house sometimes, and I have no choice but to take my boobs with me. Please forgive me.
>>26748990
6 months is pretty tight to try and start a new relationship, so I would wait.
>>26748994
Maybe you seem safe and nonthreatening.
>>26748996
6. Minus a point for the hair.
>>26749010
Yes, in fact I have before, massages included.
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>>26749016
Maybe he wasn't talking about himself.
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>be nice to women
>dont be weird or expect them to be my gf
>make frens
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>>26749025
>One simple trick to get lots of female friends! Incels HATE him!
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>>26749016
fag
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>>26749021
im actually playing 2007 runescape right now while i watch netflix, v comfy game to play while multitasking
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Thank you for making a new thread relatively early, now I don't have to panic.

I know it's getting late, but women, what have you done today that made you feel cute? Literally anything counts.
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>>26748979
If you're into traditional roguelikes, DCSS barely even has graphics. Very unforgiving game though, not for the impatient and unwilling to learn.
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Women, what do you actually expect your bf to do if a random guy slaps your ass?
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do you have any, games on your phone?
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>>26749034
i called some nerd on 4chan a fag
fag
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>>26749038
This
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Have any of you ever successfully courted someone who was already in a relationship?
State gender and tell story, but only if you were successful and it led to a relationship. I'm not trying to be a homewrecker.
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Women how do i get you to fall in love with me?
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>>26749038
I expect him to be confrontational about it and protective but not to get into a fistfight over it like a teenager.
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>>26749021
>try and start a new relationship
>new
“First” would be more accurate. And yeah 6 months would be a little soon. But this longing is getting harder and harder to fight. Been this way since January
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>>26749005
Why so hostile?
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>be me
>start habit of masturbating while staring at the ceiling
>now feel horny when I look at ceilings

Help me.
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>>26749045
Money and lying usually works.
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>>26749051
put porno on ceiling. ez
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>>26749010
Yes. What's the catch?
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>>26749060
he has HPV
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women

is it unhealthy to keep tabs on your gf at all times to make sure she doesnt masturbate/cheat on me?
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>>26749058
I should try this thx anon
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>>26749050
Wasn't being hostile just honest
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>>26749034
I had fast food for lunch and the cashier said she liked my earrings.
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>>26748973
For me, as a Shrek aficionado, it's the sack of potatoes shoulder carry.
Truly a timeless masterpiece that could not have been made, let alone for kids, any time after 2010 because joyless hags would say it degrades and objectifies women and promotes themes of kidnap, sexual assault and implied rape to children.
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Do femanons' boobs jiggle when they type posts here?
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>>26748979
Oldschool Runescape but wait a few weeks, they're in the middle of celebrating pride and ruining childhood memories by updating two decade old classic quests to be kike approved. Should be done sometime next month so you won't have to be bothered by noticing it happen as you do starting content.
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>>26749089
Boobs don't jiggle if you're still
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>>26749096
s-some people type with a lot of force and intensity.
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>>26749089
Only when I laugh, so no, it doesn’t happen in /atoga/
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>>26749021
>they talk to you because other men are so threatening and will literally rape them if they say hello!
Feminists really are the worst.
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>>26749099
I think they'd have to be a hamplanet for that...sorry to ruin your fantasies anon.
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>>26749090
I'm >>26749033 and I already bought membership, fuck the pride shit though I remember they tried doing that years ago and there was a counter-protest. Good times.
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>>26748973
Either

Is it a bad idea to tell my gf about my depression? Its starting to hit hard again. Hadn't really been a thing for me during most of our relationship.
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>>26749049
Well, you can use the move as a new beginning. Or do you have your eye on any women in your current location?
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>>26749111
you already know the answer
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>>26749025
>>26749029
Why do I want lots of female friends again?
Preemptively rejecting the "they will hook you up with a gf" creepy answers, if I wanted arranged dating I'd go the full measure and pay a matchmaking service or just move somewhere with arranged marriages.
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>>26749100
I bet you I could make you laugh watch this:
benis :DD
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>>26748979
Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup will run on machines from 1989. Skip the community though, it's transtastic.
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>Browse r/relationships
>Tell.couple to break up
>Downvotes
Ok redditcucks
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>>26749107
but what if you were like really angry and like, attacking those keys? would your nipples get hard?
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>>26748987
Your lack of self regulation is not a woman issue.
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>>26749122
>>Why do I want lots of female friends again?
solely to get in their pants or the pants of their friends
on all levels except sex female friends are inferior to male friends
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>>26749048
Does a one hit KO count as a fistfight, you picky submissive?
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Most if you begging for a gf probably don’t have your lives together, haven’t figured yourselves out, or have any clue what a LTR entails. If you get a gf there is a good chance your relationships will not last unless you figure things out fast. If not you will do irreparable damage to your relationship just in the beginning.
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>>26748995
No love for simps.
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>>26748973
Why would I believe the female opinion towards male virgins is anything but negative
Man has to lead, if you have no experience you can't really do it, same with guys with no relationship experience, man has to lead, not easy when you don't know what to do, teenage love wasn't important for muh pure love but because its training
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>>26749132
My nipples get hard if I'm cold.
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>>26749114
There’s no one I’m eyeing at my current location currently.
I am planning on using the move as a new start for sure, but it just seems so far away (have to build credit). I was thinking of at least getting out of the house and finding events and things to go to in the meantime though.
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>>26749010
Shit fantasy by weak man
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>>26749122
For the same reason you come to these threads: to understand women better. They give you the knowledge you need to get a gf of your own.
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>>26749038
Punch him in the face
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>>26749122
I just like having frens in general, plus they can offer opinions from the female perspective
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Women, do you fantasize about huge cocks?
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>>26749140
Femanon here. I'm a virgin and would want a virgin bf. I'd want to figure out sex with him it would be wholesome.
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>>26749013
>be called a himbo
>don't appreciate it
>want an explanation instead
Men, why are you like this?
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>>26749125
Ok, you got me. I briefly exhaled in amusement, and my chest swayed slightly.
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>>26749109
There was one this time too, /osg/ are heroes and veterans all over again. So many meaningless alts instabanned kek
Also why buy mems, just train up base 60 or 80 f2p skills and earn a bond while doing so. Efficiency doesn't even matter in those ez low levels
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>>26749034
Be extremely depressed about my relationship
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>>26749137
I'm sorry, what is your question?
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>>26748973
Men, how often do you hug your friends? Started wondering if dogs are mens best friend because it's cuddling time men don't receive from others
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>>26749137
No one ever expects the woman to have her life together
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>>26749034
I noticed one of my skin products makes my lips red.
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>>26749160
Kino, thank you for your participation and god bless :DD
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>>26749158
Maybe for some but even some virgin women want at least one person to know what they're doing
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>>26749158
what if your future virgin bf wanted to wait? until you've been dating for awhile (or maybe even married)?
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>>26749158
How old are you exactly?
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>>26749140
I know tons of people who are constantly in relationships that are going terribly. This "experience" thing seems like total bs.
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>>26749164
Basically never. I don't really hug female friends either unless they initiate.
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>>26749135
Don't want casual sex
>>26749148
I already understand women way too well, I just come here to answer questions
>teach me hurr durr
No, you incel guys think too much like women to learn and accept what I would tell you anyways
>>26749154
There is nothing unique to learn from the female perspective and you have already been chronically overexposed to it, and bad parodies of it, through our native global culture
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>>26749164
Not often, only on special occasions (haven’t seen them in a while, goodbye, etc)
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>>26749137
Most women with bf probably don’t have their lives together, haven’t figured themselves out, or have any clue what a LTR entails but they still get relationships just fine
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>>26749164
men "dap each other up" and it's not teh ghey. it's basically a hug but with a bare bit of forceful contact to stave teh ghey away. men who are close hug each other plenty but it's taboo with casuals. but men absolutely do not cuddle and so yeah, you may be on to something desu
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>>26749109
>>26749161
woodcutting lvls?
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>>26749140
Who still cares about the female opinion of anything?
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>>26749178
Women still believe it
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What the FUCK is "LTR"? Hate this reddit lingo
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>>26749161
havent been on /osg/ in awhile but i still have some friends added from the old days, i think kyouran is the only one who still plays
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Would you be disgusted if your bf wanted to get pegged?
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>>26749191
Long term relationship. It’s not reddit related at all
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>>26749197
DESU I'm a guy. Objectively, I enjoy butt stuff (a little). HOWEVER, the only girl who has ever expressed an interest in pegging had a CLEAR emasculation/humiliation fetish. Which I found abhorrent.
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>>26749159
I dunno cunt
>>26749164
Never unless they want me to for some reason
No, dogs are man's best friend because they could help him hunt and guard his house and family, and herd his animals, etc etc, very trainable and submissive top their owners once trained. Extremely useful and often enjoy their work.
The idea of being "touch starved" is modernist schlock, I feel no desire to touch anyone other than a woman I would be mating with.
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>>26749137
My life is pretty well together outside of a relationship. I have a decent car, a nice apartment with furniture and I keep it clean, I have a good job that pays well and has a lot of room for advancement, and I'm mostly healthy though I do need to exercise more. I've never dated because until recently I've made a point of avoiding the attention of others as much as possible, which meant I didn't go outside except for work, I didn't have any kind of social media or use dating apps, I didn't talk to people at work other than when it was necessary, etc. But I'm trying to change that.
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As a black man, should i be worried the any woman i date will be expecting me to have a big cock, even tho i'm painfully average?
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Women, from one to ten, how hot is this man?
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>>26749178
Guess its loke how you don't want a worker with an empty resume you don't want one with like 20 jobs within a year
>>26749188
Well if I want to get laid it matters
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>>26749195
The ones who add each other and post screens are all pedo trannies anyways
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>>26749202
I mean.... I'm gonna go ahead and say yes it is even though I've only ever seen that acronym here. it reminds me of "KHV", just another descriptor the worst off of us could cling to as either an identifier or (in the case of LTR), a goal
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>>26749211
seethe and cope
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>>26749211
2
Point for looking like a happy moleman
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>>26749025
Nnnoooo you can't just NOT be mind controlled by the heckin breederino!!
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>>26749215
sad
>>26749187
i havent trained it yet
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>>26749159
Freudian slip
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>>26749164
I have never hugged a male who was not a family member. I used to hug female friends in high school occasionally but that was years ago, it doesn't happen anymore. Other than my parents and siblings it's probably been at least five years since I've hugged someone.
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>>26749209
Yes
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>>26749211
those girls like him because he's successful. the whole "i'm fat as shit and ugly but still confident" shtick is total cope meme. these guys are not emotionally sound just because they smile and laugh. their entire shtick is a compensatory coping mechanism
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Femanons
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>>26749236
What number is that
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>>26749235
that sucks
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>>26749243
He's a 5 for what he brings to the table, a rather high number considering everything else
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>>26749197
Yes
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>>26749236
>successful
He hosts a pretty obscure podcast
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>all of the cute girls in the world
>none of them want me
how can we fight this injustice in the world?
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>>26749156
Yes
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>>26749252
he has a standup special on youtube that's doing alright. he's successful, he's more successful than me that's for sure. also hol up even thought I I hate cumtown, even THAT is a greater level of success (as an entertainer) than I have attained
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>>26749257
Become desirable
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>>26749211
why do attractive girls always get the lamest, ugliest tattoos? if you're going to pay a stoner hundreds of dollars to draw on you at least take the time to make some good concepts first
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>>26749235
>>26749248
>>26749258
why are here?
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>>26749111
Just don't have depression lol
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Ladies, 1 to 10, how hot is this man?
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>>26749268
>attractive
I'll ignore that you said this. At any rate, look at the shades they are wearing -- those are post-irony art-hoes and you know it.
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>>26749269
What?
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women would you wear a sexy bunny girl costume for your bf?
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>>26748973
I've been texting a girl for the first time in 4 years and I was constantly overthinking every word and letter I was sending and receiving at first. I'm a little more relaxed now, but how much does it matter that I'm not good at texting?
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>>26749252
women will totally go for a guy who is only popular amongst a niche audience. the important thing is that he's held in high regard by people around him.
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>>26749271
2
He can smile while looking like that
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>>26749266
maybe in my next life
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>>26749275
Of course
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>>26749277
It’s concerning since it’s suppose to be effortless
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>>26749286
You should at least try in this life
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girls do you like touch starved guys?
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>>26749298
Why try when you're doomed to failure
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if it was your bf/gf's birthday and for their present they wanted you to shut the fuck up for an entire day (no music or loud noise either) would you do it?
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>>26749311
Kek. No. I mean, in a sense, yes. I would not spend any time with them on that day, and probably end up leaving the relationship. Wtf, did that happen to you anon?
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>>26749310
stop pretending to be me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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How should I get rid of sweetnlow's boyfriend? I already doxxed her, and I'm planning to go out there soon, but he's an issue.

I'll need to split them up, what's a good method? Dead serious btw
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>>26749318
Reporting you. Dead serious btw
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>>26748994
Maybe they're pretty just to you
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>>26749318
I'm asking for advice
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>>26749310
That is a choice and you deserve nothing
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>>26749122
>why do I want friends
Heh.
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>>26749320
Anyone I find attractive I assume everyone feels the same way about.
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I don’t think I believe in love anymore and this may be where my volcel era begins
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women would you date a C++ fag?
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>>26749319
Don't be a simp
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>>26749137
Yeah they forget to have happiness.
And they're too dumb to pursue happiness with others too. They do all this insecure fear oneitis shit instead of keeping broad options and moving quickly.
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>>26748973
Is it a good idea to talk about sex with someone you haven't had sex yet but kind of want to ?
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>>26749140
>if you have no experience you can't really do it
Sure you can, just guess.
Quit making excuses to be a weak faggot.
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State your gender, and if it's wrong to break up a relationship if you know you're better for that person.
If you need to break one up, what's the best way?
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>>26749335
So this love I feel what is that
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Where'd everybody go?
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I TOO have a question about a girl who has a bf.

1. I think she's cute
2. She was definitely checking me out
3. My old boss (a friend of mine) told me she thinks that [that girl's] boyfriend "sucks", and she was eager to introduce us
4. I actually met the guy once, he seems like a total wrong fit for this girl (we actually got along quite well though)

What tf do I do? we exchanged numbers tonight (she actually asked ME)
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>>26749164
Get out of my head
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>>26749380
1. Find a different girl
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>>26749380
Nothing. Leaving aside how wrong it would be to chase someone in a relationship, if you can steal her, she's not someone you want to date anyway.
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>>26749302
Touch starvation isn't real
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>>26749164
Never and I don't like dogs.
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>>26749311
Yeah I'm cool with it
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yo mama so old she remembers when 4chan was good
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>>26749375
To go cry into my pillow
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>>26749396
Listen pal, I'm not like pouring my heart and soul into this. I'm just going with the flow, and I have a strange amount of support.
>>26749397
Are you this moralistic about other things too? I mean, are you suggesting that meaningful relationships have NEVER come out of situations like this?

I posted about this upthread but nobody answered. I'm not trying to be a homewrecker, hell I'm not even courting her at this point. Am I seriously supposed to just act like she's not a human that exists all because she has a bf?
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>>26748979
ggxxac+r
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Guys would you date a woman who has never had sex but has engaged in some of the most extreme kinks in private while masturbating?
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>>26749414
There’s no way of going about this without forcing her to cheat. She needs to be the one to realize she is not meant for him. Outsiders are not allowed to determine who belongs together and who doesn’t. They could be extremely compatible in closed doors but a bunch of faggots who barely know them are knit picking their relationship and now want to break them up. Kys
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>>26749414
you can do it and see what happens. people these days are fucked up and a lot of "exclusive" relationships are more like fwb situations, but if she called him a boyfriend to your face that's either not true or she isn't interested
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>>26749422
Why not
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>>26749424
You're retarded kek. I'm not trying to force her into anything, I've only expressed interest. I met her in a perfectly friendly way, she asked for MY number (for chaste reasons). You sound like an insecure fag coping.
>>26749427

Let me just ask this, to both of you:
Do you think people in relationships have never broken things off (of their own volition) once they found they were interested in someone else, or, more likely, realized the person they were with was wrong for them? Any time this topic comes up people assume the very fucking worst. It's exhausting.
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>>26749428
I don't know, you wouldn't think she was sick or gross?
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>>26749348
Yeah.
Not if you're gonna be a needy cringe wagon but if you're normal it's nice.
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>>26749432
>Any time this topic comes up people assume the very fucking worst. It's exhausting.
I used to assume that people generally held to the basic standards of boyfriend/girlfriend relationships and people irl treated me like a naive baby.
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>>26749432
Kek then she’s going to do it to you too
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>>26749356
>if you know you're better for that person.
I don't understand. Please restate this.
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>>26749435
No i think she's be more fun in the bedroom. Altho it depends on what extreme kinks. Scat n the like are a deal breaker.
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>>26749422
>most extreme kinks
what like choking?
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>>26749444
Well, frankly it is naive. Do you know how many people get divorced?
>>26749446
If she seems interested in someone else I'll break up with her, ez. Do you guys understand dating doesn't immediately mean "in love" and """"LTR""""? For all you (or I) know this girl has been seeing this dude for 2 weeks. just saying
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>>26749414
Like the other anon said, she needs to decide her relationship isn't right independently, without any pushing or prompting from you. Until that point, yes, she is unavailable and you should respect that.
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>>26749456
It's ridiculous as I have done nothing to disrespect their relationship but everyone is acting as if I have.
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>>26749458
No, we are advising you not to.
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>>26749452
What if she doesn't do it anymore?
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>>26749459
I gotta be honest with you, and I have no intention of busting down the gates and fucking her silly or something, but I just don't think this is how the world works.
The least a person can do is indicate their interest, how the fuck is a man supposed to advance hisself without at least doing that? There's nothing inherently disrespectful about it. It's not going behind anyone's back. It's not actually committing to doing anything wrong.

Let's say I did indicate interest, she broke up with the guy (without my interference), and then we started dating and were very happy. Would I still wrong? Really think about this and try to answer sincerely. Otherwise I'd say you're just posturing and adhering to overly moralistic principles, the kind incels relish and normalfags lament
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>>26749467
Like it was a phase or a one-off? Eh, it wouldn't be a bonus but if she doesn't bring it up again and is no longer into it, it's all right. I'm not dating past her, i'm dating present her.
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>>26749454
>Do you guys understand dating doesn't immediately mean "in love" and """"LTR""""?
D'uh. You see if you're willing and able to do the job each other want first.
You love each other but not in a permanent or attached way.
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>>26749468
You indicating interest once you know she is in a relationship is interfering. She is unavailable.
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>>26749476
>I'm not dating past her, i'm dating present her.
What if she fucked 100 men?
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>>26749478
You're fucking dumb man
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>>26749422
Depends on what the kinks are.
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>>26748987
That’s why I try to cover them up as much as possible.
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>>26749479
Hmmm...
Well, i'm only in for LTRs, and i'd be straightforward about it. If she can commit and accepts that the cock rollercoaster ride is over, sure. I'd reasonably ask her about STDs tho... those are a straight no.
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>>26749481
You prioritise personal gain over integrity.
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>>26749494
I'm sure you think Jim Halpert from the office was a total piece of shit
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>>26749468
who cares? go for it. but let me just say that if she actually called this guy "my boyfriend" to your face, 99% chance she'll hate you for pushing this. "I have a boyfriend" is the universal girl code for "leave me alone".
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>>26749156
No. Too big just looks ugly.
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>>26749489
Based!
As-salamu alaykum my sister.
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>>26749503
I didn't, and haven't pushed anything. She didn't say "I have a boyfriend", and, again, she asked for MY number. I'm going to text her tomorrow as she told me I should do. *shrug*
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>>26749506
No need to tear down big cock bros to build up the small cock bros
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Women do you like it when his car has a nice leather interior?
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>>26749521
Sure
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>>26749422
>>26749435
I wouldn't care as long as she wasn't harming anyone.

What would women think if this was reversed?
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>>26749514
Literally what I looked like during mask mandates
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Women would you date one of those guys who's always wearing a cap?
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So basically, all a man really needs to do is get fit, have a decent face, have a living, not be a creeper and not dress like a blind hobo?
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>>26749528
It depends on the kinks.
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>>26749271
0/10. He looks 5'2".
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>>26749532
These are the male rules for dating
Follow them strictly
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>>26749534
He ties up his pillows with elaborate shibari and then whips them with riding crops.
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>>26749531
Depends on the cap
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>>26749531
lol no. Is he insecure about going bald?
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>>26749531
They're always bald. My boyfriend is the only guy I know who wears hats a lot and isn't balding.
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>>26749539
That’s fine and cute
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>>26749536
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>>26749521
It looks good, but if I wear skirts or shorts it gets sticky against my thighs!
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Women, would you date a vanilla man?
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>>26749487
Just think whatever is worst to you that's legal and doesn't involve anyone else
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Just an observation: it seems like "she's taken, she's off limits" reinforces the idea that the man owns the woman.
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>>26749548
Don't believe guys who say you have a chance
Some of us guys are destined to live sad, lonely lives
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Is it weird that im not even that interested in sex but just really want to go down on women?
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>>26749553
I don’t think I would be vanilla enough for him.
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>>26749558
He is equally off limits.
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>>26749557
Eating and playing with shit. That’s gonna be a no from me dawg.
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>>26749558
I believe in mutual ownership
She is mine and I am hers

If i had a girl that is
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>>26749566
But to whom does that pay respect to?
>>26749569
Fair enough. But, also kek.
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>>26749553
Sure.

>>26749558
No, it doesn't. I'd say the same thing if a woman was asking if she should hit on a guy with a girlfriend.
It's shitty to fuck with other people's relationship. If someone wants to break up with their bf, they can choose on their own without you trying to manipulate them into doing so.
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>>26749574
>It's shitty to fuck with other people's relationship
just reply to the fucking prompt and stop with these projections, fuck's sake
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How about a man sitting on a woman's face? Thoughts?
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>>26749579
I'll fart
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>>26749579
Not sure I'm comfortable receiving any oral outside dick sucking
Do girls enjoy their bf's bodies like that?
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>>26749536
Protip: "Attractive" doesn't necessarily mean "Physically Attractive"
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>>26749575
I am responding to the prompt?
It's not about ownership, it's just shitty for a man to fuck with a woman's relationship because he wants to get in her pants. It's shitty for a woman to fuck with a man's relationship because she wants to get in his pants. Don't tempt people to cheat, don't manipulate people to leave their partner, let them make their own decisions about their relationship.
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>>26749585
>Do girls enjoy their bf's bodies like that?
well jh is always going on about giving "tongue baths". So one exists at least
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>>26749422
I never judge any kink desire. A few kink actions are deplorable though.
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>>26749589
sorry I've just had people ramming it down my fucking throat how I'm doing such horrible shit. your answer is/was totally valid, my bad.
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>>26749375
I was watching Spy X Family
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>>26749356
>>26749448
It's justt arrogance to "know" you'd be better for them than their current lover. And "better" is a shit term without a qualifier. Better in what ways? Are those ways what really matter to them?
Yes, it's wrong to be an arrogant dickwad and destroy relationships for selfish reasons.
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>>26749601
I'm NTA but is it wrong to think you'd be better? Without presuming to "know"?

I'm kind of stuck on this topic. I'm pretty sure the only way to determine what was right and wrong (with regards to love) is the result. Can you think of another way to determine as much, wherein the result does not matter?
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>>26749570
To their relationship.
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>>26749620
kind of a non-answer but alright. you don't have to elaborate further
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>>26749534
>>26749557
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>>26749606
NTA, but I find it still kind of silly. You don't know how people are in their relationship outside of the tiny amount they allow you to see. You don't know how your relationship with them would be.

I've met many people who sounded like amazing partners on paper but were terrible matches for me once we started dating.
I've had people tell me I must be so unhappy with my bf because of a certain personality trait I mentioned or some shitty thing he did, but he's literally the biggest sunshine in my life and I couldn't be happier with another man.
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>>26749557
Assuming she doesn't do it anymore, I still wouldn't care even if it was >>26749567.
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>>26749624
>>26749567
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>>26749625
That's totally fair. Of course it's silly, it's fantasy and should be considered kind of pathetic if taken seriously. And also yes, on paper and IRL are totally different things.

But honestly, I'd be much more interested in hearing your take on the second half of my post.
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>>26749038
Get confrontational. Not beat him up, but get confrontational. My dad punched a guy who slapped my ass when I was 17.
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Either

When your depression starts up and makes it so you just want to do fuck all, how do you deal? I’m about to drink again because it’s better than sitting around.
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>>26748973
I am chatting on a dating app with an introverted and fit girl for a few days now. She only goes to the gym and then hides at home, perfect for me. Shes super cool but it feels like its going nowhere. She also replies only a few times per day. we have much in common but i dont know what to do at this point.
i cant ask her out just yet.
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>>26749641
Why not?
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Women wanna suck my dick?
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>>26749639
Step on the gas, be more productive, go out more, spend more time with people. If you can't bring yourself to do that, take a nap, read a book, watch a movie, learn how to cook something.
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>>26749647
>DO YOU LIKE?
>MY CAR
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>>26749644
Sure. Male btw
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>>26749639
Call my therapist, clean my bedroom, start exercising moar, take a blood test to see if my diet is fucked. Tell my boyfriend, my parents and my best friend so they can pester me.
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>>26749643
living in germany.
things dont move that fast here. It never worked for me to ask for a date early
shes also not very social, much care is needed in that regard
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>>26748973
I am so sich & tired of how men think that we women want to be abused. I simply want a partner that views me as his equal, that will cuddle me & hug me & kiss me. I wasn't scared of the male sex untill I visited the internet.
How many of you do you actually believe women want to be abused????
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>>26749657
I think women have no idea what they want.
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>>26749657
>I wasn't scared of the male sex untill I visited the internet.
Just leave this website. You aren't cut out for it. BTW most men (in life) don't browse here
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>>26749659
It's because you mistake the individual for the group. Let's say there's a group of girls that all have different interests, & you understand it as if every one of the girls if filled with all kinds of different prefferences.
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>>26749657
The minority desu. IRL you can find a number of men that are convinced all women want an assertive partner, maybe a bit rought in the bedroom and/or slightly possessive, which isn't false, generally speaking. But incels, shitposter and malicious people here take it too far. Don't listen to them.
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>>26749666
I think every one of them wants something different and none of them know what it is.
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>>26749657
Dunno, 50-50? Old gf literally wanted to be choked into unconsciousness during sex. New one really likes riding my face.
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>>26749662
If they don't browse 4chan, they browse other porn sites which is just as bad.
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Girls, do you start online relationships in hopes of actually having it work out irl most of the time or do you use it for a confidence boost and voidfill between irl boyfriends? I keep getting girls telling me they love me, sending me notes, phone sex, plan for a trip then bam! They're gone.
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>>26749672
ok femcel
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>>26749422
How would he even know? Why are you telling him?
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>>26749666
This is exactly right. We understand that men are humans with differing personalities. Why tar all women with the same brush? You have men who don't know what they want, but no one says that men as a whole have no idea what they want.

Personally, I know exactly what I want. A short femboy who will let me paint his nails.
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>>26749422
Stopped and never had sex, yes, definitely wtf
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>>26749668
>maybe a bit rought in the bedroom
I want hugs, not chocking or slapping. Even things such as fellatio disgust me.
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>>26749591
I just want taste a guy. Stop acting like it's weird.
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>>26749678
> but no one says that men as a whole have no idea what they want
I’ll go ahead and say this
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>>26749681
>oral is disgusting
Enjoy dying alone
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>>26749673
I've only had an "online bf" and we're engaged to be married and spend about half of the year together irl.
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>>26749672
I think your initial post (>>26749657) is pretty much wrong in every way but even I don't think the average woman WANTS to be abused. I can assure you however, some women absolutely prefer men with unhinged anger and violent outbursts. Some women are attracted to the gangster "bad boy" archetype. Unfortunately, they cannot guarantee that violence would not be turned against them, but they go for it anyways. Make of that what you will.
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>>26749689
>oral is disgusting
Yes it is. No matter if it's female or male genitalia.
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>>26749693
The girls who liked (or loved) giving me oral were the ones who cared for me the most. The girls who didn't seemed like they were never that into me.
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>>26749678
>A short femboy who will let me paint his nails.
ok femcel
you think you want that, until you have it and then after a while you lose interest and dump him/cheat on him.
men learn to not trust women at their word by way of heartbreak and humiliation.
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>>26749133
Based.
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>>26749696
This.

It’s also no coincidence that now that I have a gf I like, I make sure to get her off with my tongue 3x before fucking her.
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I just wanted to tell all the guys ITT good morning and thanks for making my dreams lovely.
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>Girls
My gf looks like this when she's naked.
And it's killing my boner.
I didn't find out at the beginning because I didn't saw her completely naked and she would wear granny panties and shapewear, so she had this small belly which I was thinking cute.
But not this fat roll.
I honestly don't know what to do.
I don't think this would go away with simple diet and exercises, she probably gonna need some sort of surgery.
I can't have sex with her because it gets in the way and the look of it really bring me out of the mood for sex.
How to approach such topic with her?
I don't mean surgery but at least to wear some shapewear while having sex like corset or something.
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>>26749708
ok dude
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>>26749706
blessed post
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>>26749681
>Even things such as fellatio disgust me.
I enjoy going down on woman, and I expect the same.
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>>26749708
She needs to work her core and cute the carbs.
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>>26749708
She just needs to diet and exercise dude. It's not that deep.
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>>26749708
I don’t have any advice for someone so easily fooled by shape wear. Men really can’t see sausage fingers or upper arms and tell a girl is fat?
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>>26749711
I'm the one who's blessed for having you fucks keep me sane through the lonely parts of my life.
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>>26749724
This general has been here for me through some bizarre periods of my life. Feels pathetic to say but it is true. Dunno how this happened.
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>>26749681
Hmmm i'm not gonna say this plays in your favor but it's no too bad. Plenty of cuddly men. And fellatio being off-limits isn't a great deal, just keep in mind that this also mean you cannot pretend your partner to go down on you, and that you're barring yourself from the option to avoid sex when he's pent up. Because while nobody is entitled to sex, it's also true that it is a need (kind of) and not having it when one or the other feels like it often enough is harmful. Ofc if you both were on the same wavelenght, it would be better.
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Ladies
How to introduce bondage to my gf?
I'm not into BDSM, just want to tie her up while having sex, maybe blindfold or something.
This is a delicate topic to bring.
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>>26749729
Same. And it's not pathetic, of course this place can offer all kinds of support even anonymously.
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>>26749737
Start little by pinning her hands down, then if she has a good time ask her if you can tie her hands down (establish a safe word at this point), and just go from there.
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>>26749717
How to tell her that?
Or start making her want to do it?
She's doing intermittent fasting, but it's useless if she eat sweets and cheese with nuttella, IMO
Also zero stamina, she get tired from walking up stairs.
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What should I talk about with girls?
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>>26749746
Whatever you want. Try workshopping some ideas itt.
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>>26749737
>I'm not into BDSM
You are at the very least into the B
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>>26749722
>Men really can’t see sausage fingers or upper arms and tell a girl is fat?
That's the thing, she isn't fat elsewhere, no huge ass, big breasts. her thighs are THICC, her upper arms are fat yes.
Other than that she's fine, since she's a redhead to boost.
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>>26749752
>she isn't fat elsewhere
>her thighs are THICC, her upper arms are fat yes.
Come on anon. You should have seen this coming.
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Women, 1-10 scale, how hot is this guy?
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>>26749759
8?
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>>26749759
a 8.5/10. My best friend would think he's a 10/10. His face is a litte too wide and he's too tanned.
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I'd take a fat girl over a really skinny girl. Fat girls are more fun to grope. But I mean only slightly fat girls, not "can't walk up the stairs" fat.
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>>26749768
>Not wanting to feel her bones
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>>26749759
I don’t like him. For me he would be like 4 or 5.
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>>26749773
I really don't. Already experienced that, her tits would be small too.
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girls whats your favorite feel good movie
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>>26749780
Any Adam Sandler early 2000s movie and most Bill Murray movies (Kingpin and Groundhog day in particular), Mean girls, Tangled, Big Fish.
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>>26749756
OK, I should.
Now what to do?
How to tell her wear a corset while we are having sex?
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>>26749780
Lilo and Stitch (it’s pretty sad at some parts though), Tangled, Emperor’s New Groove.
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Do girls like brown hairy legs?
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>>26749786
Has she at any point expressed how she would like to lose weight?
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>>26749787
Really good choices, I wanted to say Lilo and Stitch but it's also my "cry all my tears" movie. Emperor's New Groove is criminally underrated, great movie.
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>>26749788
No hairy for me please
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>>26749766
>His face is a litte too wide
Yes it's called the Chad look. Sorry but your friend has better taste.
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>>26749793
Just woke body positivity.
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>>26749797
what level of autism is this post
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>>26749797
Heh, I like pretty boys better.
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>>26749746
Hobbies. Ask her what she likes to do in her spare time and find common ground, get her to teach you about it if you don't know much about it. What are your hobbies, anon? Work out what category they fall into (creative, something that keeps you in shape physically, something that builds your knowledge, something relaxing, stuff that makes you money) and we can help you link it to other hobbies women may have. For a creative hobby example, say you like working on cars and she's into embroidery. I don't know shit about cars (I'm a cross stitch girl) but there's creative things about both. You source the materials (fabric or item you're going to stitch on, car) because you can see the potential in it and have some ideas for what to do with it. You hunt down the thread or the parts needed to fix it up, you plan out what you're going to do (design a pattern or find one on the internet for embroidery, seek advice from car nerds) and then you work hard on your project. You can talk about the feeling when inspiration hits or the satisfaction when you've finished a long project. People love to talk about themselves and they love it when you like their interests, so if you can find things you have in common it keeps the conversation flowing and builds connection.
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>>26749800
The repressed homosex level
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>>26749799
Keep in mind that physical incompatibility is a good reason to break up
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>>26749803
Females really give the worst advice.
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>>26749788
No, ew. Stop posting furry shit.
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Women, do you have hair on your back?
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I hate stuck-up bodies of water.
It's like, get over yourself Lake Superior.
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>>26749816
No. I know a lot of Armenian girls who have to get their back hair removed though.
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>>26749651
I said women
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>>26749780
Wreck it Ralph
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Wait, do zoomer women really do that shit where they post a public story/post that's subtly directed at someone hoping that particular guy will message them? I thought that was just a myth.
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>>26749835
lol no
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Women, are you graceful or clumsy?
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>>26749840
Graceful. Think it’s all the posture exercise, rock climbing and walking in heels
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>>26749816
No.

>>26749817
I hate that it made me laugh.
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>>26749840
Clumsy as fuck. I did ballet for 10 years and when I dance I'm pretty graceful, but I also hit against stuff all the time and trip on my own feet a lot.
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>>26749819
I didn't even know Armenian was an ethnicity
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Do guys get ‘the ick’ too? (Assuming you’re more or less a normie with options/enough self respect to not just take whatever you can get)
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>>26749852
What ick
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>>26749852
Am a normie and yes. There are some tiny things that are a complete and utter turn off for me. And I don't mean "she smokes and that's a dealbreaker," I mean more like "she's loud and therefore my dick literally cannot get hard for her."
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>>26749852
I hate women to talk to everyone like they are taking to grade schoolers.
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Am I stilled banned?
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>>26749867
Guess you're not! What did you get banned for?
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>>26749840
If I’m moving slowly, I am graceful. I have great balance. If I have to move quickly, I am not. I don’t have great coordination. So I’m good at stuff like yoga and bushwhacking, bad at stuff like sports or dancing.
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>>26749867
Welcome back Sato <3
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>>26749852
I don't think there's anything specifically petty that would make me completely write a girl off.
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>>26749850
You better believe it.
https://youtu.be/rTmL4goF4nA
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>>26749869
Avatar fagging. Got a week ban. So I called the jannies a nigger in the appeal and got a 2 week ban lmao. I will attempt to reduce the avatar fagging but these threads looks so barren for an IMAGEBOARD

>>26749876
uwu
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Avatarfags are simply doing it wrong.
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Women, would you date a left handed guy? Would you rather date a left handed or right handed guy?
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>>26749889
Lol

>>26749881
I got warned/banned for avatarfaggig three times this week. Jannies hate pictures.

>>26749890
My bf is the first right handed guy I date, I always dated left handed guys for some reason. It's neat to date a left handed guy because you can hold hands and still have your dominant hand free.
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Are women even *slightly* aroused by horse cocks?
I'm not saying you want to fuck the horse. But are you not /impressed/? Not even a little bit?
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>>26748979
Europa Universalis IV. Install the toaster mod for extra performance.

>>26748990
Never stopped me. Seems weirdly arbitrary.

>>26749044
Yes. Sort of. Technically my second gf broke up with me. Then she got with some other guy because her friends pressured her and he was "really nice" to her plus all her friends hated me. So then like 5 weeks into seeing him she started texting me again and I started winning her back because she just didn't like this guy. So I don't know if that counts.

>>26749164
Don't have friends.

>>26749311
I do that anyway but I do talk to whisper to myself frequently.

>>26749422
What a weird question. Why would the answer ever be no? Unless it's some tub girl type of thing, it's always yes.

>>26749639
Existential dread that I'm going to die.

>>26749657
I view women as equitable but not equal. We're not equal, we can look at each other and see it, touch each other and feel it. But we are of the same value, just different material.

There are plenty of guys who want a vanilla relationship but you're on 4chan expecting to find normal people.

>>26749788
Please shave. It's gross.

>>26749746
Whatever you feel most comfortable talking about. I think most girls will respond well if it's clear you're comfortable and confident. I remember taking a girl out to a seafood restaurant and I unironically spoke about whether or not the holocaust happened and the idiosyncracies of life in Nazi Germany for 3 hours. It may have been the food she was eating that she never paid attention to anything I said, but she asked me out for another date.
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>>26749908
>Yes. Sort of. Technically my second gf broke up with me. Then she got with some other guy because her friends pressured her and he was "really nice" to her plus all her friends hated me. So then like 5 weeks into seeing him she started texting me again and I started winning her back because she just didn't like this guy. So I don't know if that counts.
Counts enough to elucidate my point. Cheers
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>>26749899
No
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>>26749899
No.
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>>26749899
No. If I am looking for something inhuman, I prefer cocks that don’t resemble any kind of existing animal’s.
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>>26749911
Glad I could help.
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>>26749912
>>26749915
>>26749916
horsecockbros... it's over.
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It's impossible to find a sane gen z girl who went to college and makes about the same money as me. Should I just go for older women?
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How do women feel about seeing a dick through a guys pants?

E.g. see cock imprint through trackpants or bulge in tight pants?
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Guys, does a outfit similar to picrel look cute or do I look like a 50 year old lady? It's so hot outside and I just want to wear loose linen clothes.
Mostly the pants, I don't really wear shirts like that.
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>>26749927
Because you earn less or?
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>>26749932
Nah you look great, don't sweat it. I mean, you'll probably sweat anyway, but you get what i mean.
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>>26749932
Honestly it looks like old lady clothes. Even on someone hot. But I wouldn't care if that person is sleeping with me. A fine choice if it's hot as shit out.
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>>26749935
>you'll probably sweat anyway
I will. A couple days ago I was at work feeling like I was going to die, so I bought basically two head to toe linen outfits. I realized today while I was opening the package. Those pants are amazing. Summer is awful.

>>26749936
I guess I'll look like a granny then. Linen is honestly an amazing fabric, it's really fresh.
I wear dresses if I don't have to be outside a lot, but if I have to walk all day I want to be wearing pants.
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>>26749932
I hate everything about this sort of styling.
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>>26749942
Why? I bought the pants, they're comfy af. I plan to wear them with a tucked in linen t-shirt and sandals (not those).
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>>26749928
I feel embarrassed for the guy. Unless it's my bf's dick and we're at home. Then I just want it.
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>>26749941
>I guess I'll look like a granny then
It's a based look. Comfortmaxxing desu. I'm standing by my original stance but I wouldn't say it precludes one from looking cute.
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>>26749932
I FUCKING HATE THIS STYLE OF DRESS.

I think this style of dress appeals to female tastes and does appeal to the cosmopolitan woman. But to a male's tastes, what's cute about it? Only the midriff is appealing and even then, where's the cutest part? Where's the bellybutton? There's no display of your body's shape, there's no hinting of your feminine body(i.e. when girls where large shirts which cover their legs, it makes guys wonder if she is wearing shorts or not which is appealing) a man could feasibly wear this and if we just look at the body you wouldn't be able to tell, there's no display of personality through dressing to a particular subculture, there's no cute motiffs or patterns to show your personality.

Maybe others are different but I despise this type of baggy look. Nothing makes me REEEEEEEEE harder when girls are earnestly trying to dress well through obviously nice clothes made of good materials but they dress in the equivalent of garbage bags and potato sacks which don't display any personality or their body. It's incredibly unflattering if you want to appeal to men because to me at least, it's screams that you don't want show off your personality or body and therefore you don't want male attention. If it's hot, wear a skirt and a light blouse. Or even short-shorts and a tank top if skirts arent you're thing.
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>>26749928
Potentially hot
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>>26749744
Have a mutual friend tell her?
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>>26749759
7
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>>26749932
Unless you are looking for a boyfriend, isn’t that a good thing? It’s provably better to avoid unwanted dudes messing with you. You still look stylish and comfortable.
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>>26749966
>Have a mutual friend tell her?
How does this make a difference?
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>>26749744
Just tell her? Why are you scared? Unless you yourself are tubby and it would come across as hypocritical and like you don't know what you're talking about. How long have you been together?
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>>26749971
Start going to the gym yourself and encourage her to come with you. Then have fun lifting with her.
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>>26749968
I still want to look pretty and put together, I don't want to attract sexual attention.

>>26749957
I wear dresses quite a bit if I don't have to stay out a lot, but showing a lot of skin is honestly not my vibe. I find it really slutty Don't wear tops that show midriff, cleveage or things that are shorter than mid thigh.
I wear long pants all year round, usually just jeans but I'm really hot these days.
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>>26749974
We've been together for 8 months.
I'm not fat, but because I'm following her life style I started to gain weight, which I hate.
>>26749978
Too busy going to gym.
And I have very intense job.
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>>26749951
That's fine, honestly I just don't want to look bad. I don't really want to be attention grabbing or anything, obviously. As long as it doesn't look ridiculous or something, I'm happy.
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>>26749983
>Too busy going to gym.
You've been here shitposting for an hour, you have time to go out for a run.
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>>26749981
Well, if you don't want male interests you've nailed it on the head. (This comes off as spiteful but I don't mean it like that)
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>>26749987
I have male interest at home Sato, I just want to look put together.
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>>26749983
>Too busy going to gym.
Then take her with you? Then have fun lifting with her?
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>>26749983
Take control of your diet first and foremost. She will most likely ask what you're doing and you can tell her, "I want to try looking better for you and myself". Hoepfully that would ring some alarm bells in her head and you can at least get her to cut down on her food consumption. You don't even have to go to gym, just make sure she eats less is a good start.

Do you know if she has always been fat?
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>>26748973
Anything? Why do girls hate nice guys and like bad boys?
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>>26749986
>You've been here shitposting for an hour, you have time to go out for a run.
I'm filthy phoneposter.
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>>26749996
We don't, stop being a retard.
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>>26749996
Nice guys tend to be desperate and try to buy affection. Bad boys are not desperate.
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>>26749995
>Do you know if she has always been fat?
She started to gain weight after highschool
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>>26749992
>I have male interest at home
Ugh, in the bin you go then.

But I think it does make you look put together and like you've tried. So you accomplished your goal.
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>>26749981
I get you. I save the cute clothes for my boyfriend and otherwise dress like I’m part of a religious sect when I’m out. Works like a charm.
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To the one (two at most) femanons ITT:
Would you fuck Dick van Dyke? I'm talking present day. He's 96 but still seems rather spry. Idk. Would you do it?
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>>26750005
Buy her kinky outfits but always make sure they are one or two sizes to small for her.
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>>26750010
No. I've seen enough old man dicks to know they don't do much for me sexually.
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>>26750010
No.
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>>26750006
That's what I was going for. Thank you.

>>26750007
Same. At home I dress like a whore, when we go out I dress cute and show more legs, cleavage and stuff, when I'm alone I could slut shame a nun.

>>26750010
No, I think he's a little old even for my grandma. He looks good for his age tho, even if he was never my type.
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>>26750012
>Buy her kinky outfits but always make sure they are one or two sizes to small for her.
How would this help?
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>>26750018
That's what I'm saying. Wouldn't you be at all curious if this guy could still fuck?
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is following a bunch of wedding photographers any indication that a girl is getting married?
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>>26749947
Idc about comfy or not, they have a really unflattering shape to them.
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>>26750022
Indirect fatshaming. She will want to put them on but they wont fit so she will have to lose weight.
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Girls do you like getting picked up and carried by your bf?
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>>26750014
Date a bunch of old dudes anon?
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>>26749111
no you need to tell her, you should have told her before you committed to each other desu. she needs context for whatever mood/behavioural changes you're going to go through, so she knows it's not because of anything to do with her/the relationship, and ideally knows how to support you
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>>26750025
She's wearing them a little low in my opinion, when I tried them on I pulled them up to my waist so accentuated my figure a little and they looked fine. Especially with a tucked in top or a body suit if I hate myself, it looks really pretty in my opinion.

>>26750023
Not really. I'd read an article about it but not fuck a guy to find out.
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>>26750005
That's a good sign then. Childhood obesity would basically guarantee that she's unfixable. But highly recommend if you live together that you start by say, cooking a meal for her each day (that you obviously eat as well) that is at least moderately healthy. Like say you will take control of cooking breakfast from here on out. You will cook her a big, moderately healthy breakfast that will keep her full so she avoids snacking, she will appreciate the gesture and you have successfully introduced a small amount of control over her diet. Now slowly keep increasing the meals you take control of, make her snacks, make her lunch before you go to work (yes it sounds like your infantilising her but you have to if she won't listen to you). A big part of snakxing constantly and being too lazy to make your own food and snacks are so convenient. So eventually you will get to a point where you probably control 75% of her calorie intake and you can start handing control back to her and ask her to make some meals for you both. Since she has seen what you cook for her, she would hopefully try to make something similar to please you and she will become autonomous in her healthy eating choices again especially if she sees she's losing weight when you're in control.

>>26750012
Guaranteed way to never fuck ever again.
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>>26750031
Curious about this. As a guy I dont remember what it feels like to be carried.
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>>26750032
Worked with dying old men with cancer. I had to help take off a lot of pants, and I touched plenty of old man penises.
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>>26750031
Yes I love it
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>>26750031
>>26750043
Yeah, it's cute. I like both "over the shoulder bride kidnapping", princess carrying or piggy back riding.
I also pick up and carry my boyfriend. I can't do it very far but I definitely can carry him a bit.
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>>26750036
>it looks really pretty in my opinion.
You're entitled to think so, but you asked for mine and my opinion is that they're a really unflattering shape. Maybe not on your hips if you have sufficient ass, but for the rest of your legs they look really awful.
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>>26750028
And if she don't?
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>>26750048
Jesus. I'm ashamed of the questions that are popping into my head. Sounds like a noble gig, anon.
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>>26750031
Fuck no. I have a panic attack when my feet leave the ground, now.
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>>26750048
Any fun stories?
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>>26750031
>tfw gf to heavy for me
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How to make my crush a little jealous when she decided to get back with her ex, distance herself, after we got so close?

I was thinking go see her in person at work (she said yes to this, I casually asked), show high interest talk a lot and stuff, and then all of a sudden pull back completely for a few weeks. Avoid giving her the attention. Post to social media and stuff good life moments.
She seems to still respond very fast to messages (seconds to 1hr), view all my posts, usually replies but not always, but just doesn't want to go out at all, doesn't hold convo over text for more than a few lines, and does not initiate at all anymore.
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>>26750058
>I'm ashamed of the questions that are popping into my head
Well that's infinitely more shame than some of the men displayed, I'm sure. Ask anything you want, HIPAA doesn't care.
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>>26750038
>You will cook her a big, moderately healthy breakfast that will keep her full so she avoids snacking,
She don't like those things, she has sweet tooth.
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>>26750063
You must get stronger anon.
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>>26750057
Then as I said before, take her to the gym with you and lift WITH her. Make her enjoy exercising. But sounds like you dont want to do anything yourself, you just want her to change. If thats the case then you have two options, deal her her fat roll or find someone new.
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>>26750055
I do have wide hips and ass, they're pretty form fitting from my waist until the first 1/3rd of my thigh. They're loose afterwards, which is kind of the goal. They cut at right above the ankle.
I don't think they make my legs look awful, they're just loose.

>>26750063
Work out more, I can lift my bf and he weighs 60-70 lbs more than me.
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>>26750073
I like hiking.
She gets tired too fast.
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>>26750069
Tell her you will cry if she doesn't eat it. I'd rather puke than turn down food my partner made for me. Surely she would like a standard English breakfast no? Lots of protein to keep her satiated.
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>>26750061
Sure, and plenty of awful stories. A fun but pretty creepy one is how we had to make a quick setting molded cushion for a guy's junk, and I asked him if he'd be willing to hold his penis up for me so we could get it right, and he said something along the lines of "you can do it, the only good part about getting cancer has been that cute ladies like you are touching me".
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>>26750073
>deal her her fat roll
how to do that?
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>>26750082
Do people have no shame?
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>>26750069
This is why you never date a woman with a sweet tooth. You have to snatch up one of those rare savory-tooth girls.
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>>26750088
Everyone responds to the stress differently. Most guys were respectful and wanted to make as little work for us as possible. Others were straight up predatory and inappropriate, though I never saw a patient be refused treatment, even after shit like groping.
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>>26750069
>she has sweet tooth.
I also do. Oats, low carb pancakes, smoothies are my go to for breakfast. Also yogurt with fruit, granola and chocolate chips.
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>>26749122
You don't.
This place is just filled with redditor cuckolds who encourage men to be male feminists who support BLM. If a man already says that he has female friends, I start looking at him funny. No reason to disrespect yourself like that and if she doesn't see you as a potential sexual partner, she sure as fuck won't introduce you to her friends. I've literally never heard of female creatures being a wingman for their male friends. They would just lose out on an orbiter and free attention if they wanted him to get a gf.
/thread
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>>26750079
>I don't think they make my legs look awful, they're just loose.
Why are you arguing with me about this? It's my opinion, based on my design sensibilities. By all laws of design, loose fitting pants hide your silhouette and change the lines of your legs (which, by the way, men find attractive in their natural state). Whatever you think, I personally think this style looks terrible and is unflattering to the shape of a woman's body.
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>>26750090
Do guys like alcohol-tooth girls?
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Men is it a turn off that I don't drink at all and don't smoke? I also rarely go out.
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>>26750108
No. A drink with dinner is no problem, girls who get drunk regularly are a red flag.
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>>26750113
Even in the security of their own home?
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>>26750105
I just found it odd to have such strong feelings about loose pants. I guess it's your opinion and all.
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>>26750112
No. Depends on what you mean by "rarely" going out though. Not going out to drink and party is fine. Not leaving the house is not okay.
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>>26750112
Based
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>>26750119
You asked for my opinion and then tried to tell me I was wrong. Find me the sense in that. Loose pants look shit on women the same way loose pants look shit on men.
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>>26750112
Height and weight?
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>>26749908
>What a weird question. Why would the answer ever be no? Unless it's some tub girl type of thing, it's always yes
So if it was something like that the answer is always no?
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>>26750120
>Not going out to drink and party is fine.
This pretty much
>Not leaving the house is not okay.
I'm out most of the day due to work or errands
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>>26750125
>Loose pants look shit on women the same way loose pants look shit on men.
That's just wrong, women and men are trying to do different things with their figure and should use clothes in different ways.
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>>26750127
5'8
125 lbs
How is this relevant?
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should I break up with my gf
she told a common friend of us she was first interested in my brother because he is "prettier"
I have baggage regarding him being prettier than me
Wanna kill myself everyday.
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>>26750052
>>26750051
Do you like getting picked up randomly?
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>>26750135
Thats hot.
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>>26750137
From my boyfriend, yeah. I trust him.
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>>26750137
Yes, I wish my boyfriend would do it more. I’ll ask him.
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>>26750112
Smoking would be a deal-breaker. Ideally you would be a very light drinker, but not drinking at all is completely fine. Rarely going out is not an issue at all, unless you are unwilling to do anything with me.
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>>26750136
No, cheat on her first.
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>>26750143
>Ideally you would be a very light drinker
Nta but I also don’t drink. Why is that? If it’s very light drinking, isn’t it functionally the same as none?
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>she messages me at 5am
>dont work today so i slept in and didnt reply until 6am
how fucked am i? she still hasnt replied back so i dont think its looking good, should i apologize for the late reply?
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>>26749932
Extremely unattractive.
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>girl sends me goofy pic of herself
It's over, isn't it.
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>>26750112
Now that I quit drinking and smoking—no, not a problem. When I was younger I tried dating a girl whom I didn't know was a friend of Bill W., and by usual protocol upon being invited to a party was to bring a bottle of wine. Things got very tense very quickly, and I ended up ditching the wine in the bushes outside after getting yelled at for bringing alcohol to her place. I didn't know she was in AA, so I don't know how I was to blame for that, but I sure caught a lot of flak.
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>>26750154
Dont know if I should. seems shitty. but I think she should better than to tell our friend that shit. idk
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>>26750108
Girls who get drunk are great when they know when and where it's appropriate to do it and whom to do it with.
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>>26750162
friendzoned
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>>26750138
Oh thanks. I think I need to gain some weight tho.
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>>26750101
Is there a way to get her to want to get into more healthy weight?
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>>26750162
I used to send silly mirror selfies to my exes while not-so-subtely trying to make them sexy so that he'd be more likely to send me sexy messages back. It rarely worked.
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>>26750174
No, you are fine. Would date. But how will you meet guys? Would be hard for me to meet a cute introvert like myself.
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Female friends are only acceptable if you're fucking them and if you're the one leading them on. But that only happens for Chads.
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is it over if she describes you as "cute" despite being an adult male?
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>>26749737
My ex started out with me by using a rope that had loops 'built into' it, sort of like the end you hold of a dog leash, so they wouldn't loosen or tighten. I put my hands through those, and the rest of the rope behind the headboard. This meant that it was stupid easy for me to get myself free, it was 100% pretend. I had a minor freakout the very first time we tried it (even if it's fake, it does feel super vulnerable) so it was good to start like that. We eventually graduated to more 'real' knots, where I couldn't necessarily get out of it, after I'd become comfortable with it.
Remember to always use a safeword, and remember that she's not a trained actress, so be sure to check in that she's okay if she seems anything less than enthusiastic even if she hasn't used the safeword. Sometimes if you go into a panic, the whole concept just falls out of your head.

I only realise after typing all that that you meant how to broach the topic, and on that, I have no idea, my ex just kinda pulled out a rope one day and asked if I was keen, and I just figured "fuck it, there's a first time for everything."
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>>26750184
No, I call my bf cute all the time.
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>>26750177
Probably because we associate getting silly pics with your total disinterest.
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>>26750184
No. Cute means hot to me. My boyfriend is the cutest.
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>>26749780
the first spongebob movie, all back to the futures, and i'll second groundhog day and emperors new groove.
tangled and wreck it ralph are great but they're too emotionally involved to classify as feel good for me.
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>>26750187
It's just a way to justify sending a pic of myself vulnerable without acting slutty.
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>>26750184
Only is shes looking down at you while she says it.
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>>26749835
it's called vagueposting and millennial invented it
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>>26750193
So is it over or not if a girl sends me a goofy pic (out of the blue, unprompted, not attached to any other conversation we were having).
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>>26750186
>>26750189
wait so whos bf is cuter
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>>26749840
it depends whether i'm in the zone. i'd probably err slightly on the side of clumsy just because i'm an awkward dork, but i'm physically fit and know how to move. i'm great when it comes to formal dance, ice skating, and swiftly weaving through a crowded city street full of slow walkers who might well deserve a shoulder bump but damned if i'll ever be the one to give it to them. but if i have to carry a glass of water in front of a guy i like, i'll probably spill the glass, walk into a wall.
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>>26750202
Mine, anon is just coping.
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>>26750202
They can both be the cutest in our own respective eyes.
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>>26750204
fuck, i even flubbed that last sentence because i was thinking about the guy i like. the last comma should be replaced with ' and.'
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how would you react if your bf refuses to try your hobby because its too feminine?
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>>26750112
>Men is it a turn off that I don't drink at all
Not a bonus but whatever
>and don't smoke?
fat fucking bonus
> I also rarely go out.
sorry we're done here, bye
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I’m hanging out with a friend in a few days that I’ve always had the hots for but haven’t seen in a while. How do I keep myself from getting a boner around her? I’m really excited to be with her but I’m afraid I’ll get hard and not be able to hide it.
She definitely wouldn’t be disgusted or offended if she saw I had a boner I know she liked me in the past too. I just don’t want to cause an awkward situation.
Any tips?
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>>26750210
the pic i deserve
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>>26750216
What hobby is it?
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>>26750219
elaine is funny
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>>26750200
No. If she sent a pic of herself to you, she obvs wants your attention.
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>>26750218
Do not do the internal monologue. Dont think about her when you approach her, dont even look at her if it helps. Just keep remembering to have fun. Its fun to talk to cute girls, just focus on that.
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>>26750216
Ask if i should stop playing video games with him because it's too masculine, and then tell him to stop being insecure.

I'm not going to think you are "feminine" or "gay" for being into feminine hobbies when we frequently have sex.
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>>26750167
What do guys like about drunk girls?
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>>26749996
I love nice and kind guys. They are my favorite. Maybe you should consider therapy
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>>26750223
Okay but surely if she wants my attention that way she'd at least take a flattering pic and try to pretend it's goofy.
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>>26750216
If he thinks baking or gardening is too feminine, I'd show him all my battle scars from those hobbies and explain that just because you're creating something doesn't mean it's feminine.
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>>26750184
My boyfriend is super cute and I never want to let go of him. If he stays for life, I'll die happy.
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>>26750010
No
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>>26750221
idk im not a girl, just imagine a feminine hobby
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>>26750227
They’re actually fun to be around.
Girls are constantly on their guard when sober but you can actually dance with them and have fun when they’ve drank a little.
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>>26750227
You're way easier to kiss and way less likely to play stupid holdout games instead of admitting you like me.
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>>26750010
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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>>26750234
Nothing really comes to mind. Hobbies are gender neutral in my opinion. At least mine are.
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>>26750155
It would be nice to be able to share a drink together. I rarely drink, but when I do I would prefer not to be the only one. I'm probably also making a slight assumption that if you don't drink at all you disapprove of alcohol in general.
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>>26750230
Maybe she thought it was flattering.
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>>26749996
Nice Guys are narcissistic assholes, bad boys act tough but are overall kind people.
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>>26750236
>>26750237
What if she’s already your girlfriend and comfortable around you, is there still a benefit to her getting drunk?
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>>26750250
Yea, drinking lowers your inhibitions, so you two will feel more confident and free together. This is why couples often stay at home and get wine drunk together. It’s a lot of fun
Do you have a boyfriend? You should try it
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>>26750250
Not any of those anons, but i know my boyfriend prefers me fully sober. Even when I get slightly tipsy, I get more hazy and limp, and my blowjobs become worse. But I'm plenty aggressive in initiating sex when sober, so that's not a benefit to him, ymmv if you have a frigid girlfriend.
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>>26750229
Never, I refuse any meds and therapy. They mask the root of the problem.
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>>26750250
What I said still applies, you're less likely to play stupid games and pretend you don't want to fuck. But largely being drunk regularly is unattractive.
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If I’ve been trying to date and I’m meeting new women when I can but it hasn’t worked out yet, it’s technically bound to work out eventually right?

Like sooner or later I’m going to find someone that it works out with if I keep trying?
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>>26750258
Then why are you still some weird incel?
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>>26750260
That is correct
Beware incels claiming otherwise after only talking to 5 girls in their life
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>>26750260
Yes. This is what dating is for
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>>26750264
Yeah I’m aware of toxic incels

I’ve tried with a loooot of women. After my last long term relationship I haven’t been having a lot of luck. I had a date last night and it was just so bad and kind of made me lose hope a little bit

I really like my life and the things I’m doing I just want someone to fit into it now

t. 26 male
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>>26750178
That's why I don't date really. I'd like to but it just doesn't work for me.
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>>26750261
I'm not? I'm a gangsta. And listen to what Tom Cruise said on taking meds and psychiatry with Matt Lauer. If society makes the conditions for the person to feel so hurt that he feels the need to lash out on others, whose fault is it really?
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>>26750277
Oh it’s that weakling crybaby anon.
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>>26750277
I cringe out of my body every time you call yourself a gangsta
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>>26750271
You’re still relatively young so stay strong.
Why do you think these dates are going so poorly?
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>>26750217
>sorry we're done here, bye
Bye, have a lovely day.. or night
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Lol the fun fact that girlies 10 years my junior wear shorts and super short skirts and have thick legs like men, and here I am with my perfect proportions and slim legs. I feel young all of a sudden.
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>>26750282
It's not like I started it. People in real life started calling me that from the way I carry myself. You can seethe all you want, but I'll still be a gangsta.
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>>26750194
Hot.
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>>26750291
This is what I imagine you sound, look, and act like irl
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>>26750291
The real cringe is that you consider it a good thing.
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>>26750296
How did you find his toonme?
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>>26750285
Not all of them go poorly, but a lot of the girls end up telling me they don’t want anything serious, or we just clearly don’t mesh very well

I am just running out of patience though. I know some people meet the right person when they’re much older but the thought of that just depresses me
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>>26750232
youre full of shit, every cheating woman probably says the same thing at the beginning of their relationship
>but im different
kys
also dont say cute when you mean hot
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>>26750297
Better than being a bitch ass nigga like you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>26750303
No, please do. I like being called cute, as long as it still means 'I am attracted to you'.
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>>26750185
Thanks, any other tips I can approach my gf with it?
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>>26750300
I see
And I agree with you that it’s better to find someone young. You want to enjoy your younger years together.
I’m not sure there’s a perfect solution for your situation but you should stay patient and avoid desperation or you may fall victim to dating someone who isn’t right for you.

The only solution I can think of is go on more dates as often as you can in as short of a time. You will find someone eventually, you just have to play the numbers game
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>>26750307
thanks for the input soiboi-kun but we're talking about normalfags
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>>26750305
Case in point.
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>>26750317
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>26750224
God that’s gonna be so difficult but I’ll give it a shot.
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>>26750298
The resemblance is uncanny
https://youtu.be/hDb-qLA1eeo?t=46
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>female coworker waves at me
>hand raises halfway up
>arm wont move for some reason
>make a fist and try to play it off as a fistbump
is it over? she must have known right? i cringe just thinking about it
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>>26750289
Fuck I love thicc legs in short shorts. Especially when the shorts/skirt shows off a sliver of ass cheek.
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>>26750316
I got 'pretty' once. I questioned her choice of word, had a laugh about it and she seemed embarrassed, but I was still flattered.
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>>26750328
What about all the cellulite jiggling?
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>women aren't attracted to violent men, but they are attracted to men who hold the potential to do great violence

Women how true is this statement.
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>>26750331
thicc =/= fat
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>>26750334
Fatty cope
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>>26750313
I can certainly say id never settle or date someone just to date them, if id rather just be alone as I do like my life and the things I’m doing

But yeah I think it is a numbers game, sucks at times and I definitely get discouraged but it’s something I want and something I feel is worth working toward
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>>26750332
True. I know JP has largely fallen from grace, but I like the way he puts it.
https://youtube.com/shorts/JaJ9bVqrzus?feature=share
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>>26750332
Likely true since potential is so broad and vague as you can go with a statement
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>>26750348
If only he would listen to his own advice and clean his room
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>>26750271
why not try a 20 yo woman?
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>she pokes my side
>my entire body flinches
its over isnt it?
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>>26750355
Gross, but good for her that she is making money
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>>26750355
Only black guys are into obese white women. The African sign of wealth is abundance, not quality.
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>>26750355
Good for her.
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>>26750355
I’m going to give this one a gross and sad, but not surprising since BBW chasers have always existed.
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>>26750362
You'll never get her respect back.
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>>26750332
Seems pretty true. Obviously a violent man is unattractive, but also is a weak or a completely meak man. If I'm in danger, knowing my boyfriend would be willing and able to defend me makes me feel good.
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Do people really think that Jordy P is the Socrates of our era? I've always hated his annoying voice.
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>>26750355
They're probably low tier 'men'.
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>>26750378
lol no hes just promoted by the algorithm
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>>26750289
You're still old.
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>>26750378
I’m sure some weirdos think that, but there aren’t many of them. He makes some good points though.
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>>26750378
which gender are you asking? hes much more popular among men
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Girls, do you let your bf make out with your butthole in the shower prior to sex?
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>>26750395
He never expressed a lot of interest in my butthole, he's a vagina enthusiast. He likes my ass a lot but has no desire to stick things inside it.
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>>26750392
I've seen girls say that he's the smartest man who has ever lived.
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>>26750398
>no desire
Sorry to hear about your loss.
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>>26750355
What does her doctor say about her weight?
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>>26750130
Uhhh, as long as I don't ever have to participate and I can feasibly pretend that you never did it, it's okay.

>>26750184
No but it depends. Usually girls who don't want to be too overt or are shy will use cute rather than hot or some other descriptor.

>>26750378
He puts into words what a lot of men feel but can't adequately express. I don't think people think he's a revolutionary philosopher, he repeats the same talking points over and over but he does make a lot of men feel that they are being heard which is why he became so popular.
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>>26750260
Yep. Keep trying. Finding someone compatible is difficult.
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>>26750415
I'm very happy with the situation personally. I'd much rather have him put things in the hole where there is no shit.
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>>26750401
O_O
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>>26750361
Is this a joke?
My last girlfriend was 20 when we met, I was 24. She was incredibly immature and I imagine a 20 year old girl is at a very different place in life than I am.

>>26750422
It is, but I’d really like to. Everything else in my life is fine. I have a good circle of friends, good family, my own house and basically all my shit together. I just want someone to fit into it
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>>26750378
No he is more of a self proclaimed motivational guru
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>>26750193
>>26750177
Just so you know, this is the EXACT kind of subtlety that almost all men miss. Afterwards, explained clearly, it's obvious. In the moment, we see nothing.

Like a girl saying she's hungry as a way of fishing for an invitation to get food together.
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>>26750112
Not at all if you don't criticize me for drinking (I've quit but still) and do something with your time you care about.
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>>26750353
Leftists really hate him and for that alone he is based. Leftism is communism is cancer. You've destroyed Eastern Europe.
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>>26750437
Then maybe guys should wise the fuck up.
I'm kidding, I know it's indirect and abstract. But it's the only way I can do it without worrying about being labeled hypersexual.
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Please just tell me it's going to be okay, I've had too many relationship blunders this past while.
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>>26750429
My ex was 17 and I was 23 when we met. I found her very mature and could hold really intelligent conversations but she also understood that I did have a decent amount of life experience on top of her so she would mostly defer to my opinion. Depends on the girl.

>>26750437
I think men notice but they don't want to say anything because they would get the creep label if it genuinely was just a non-sexual photo.
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>>26749889
True enough
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>>26750445
Sorry you got triggered like a little bitch kek
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How to cope with the fact that everything is pointless and that no one understands just how fucked it all is to the degree that I do?

This nihilism has gotten so bad I've begun to just completely disobey my superiors. I'm going to end up in jail or homeless or both and yet I couldn't give less of a fuck.

I even had sex and it didn't help. On top of that my pp burns now.

Honestly considering suicide again. I can't live like this. I'm tired of everyone either ignoring me completely or harassing me.
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Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.

Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.

Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.

Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.

Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.

Why didn't I just ask her out on a date.
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>>26750462
Cut yourself and calm down.
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>>26750452
Yep. It's a stupid circle where women can't be clear and men can't tell when they're not clear.
Fortunately, zoomers are breeding themselves out by only the confident boys actually getting relationships. Hopefully the next generation will be confident men.
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>>26750462
Idk, loving relationship and interests/hobbies is very fun. I’m playing Skyrim right now, don’t even use mods. How can I possibly be upset, maybe your brain needs serious medicine or something
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>>26750469
>>26750474
Peak woman advice, why did I come here.

>hobbies
Having hobbies is for faggots who couldn't have an ego death, what kind of person has a hobby? I just do things. I am not what I do.
>loving relationship
That would help, if it were possible. All I can pull right now are slam pigs and low self esteem women.
>(((meds)))
Peak Jew
>cut myself
I have to wear rolled sleeves so that wouldn't work.
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>>26750470
That's not how it works. Zoomers are being bred out because female creatures have high standards that only men with rich parents or those who got lucky with their height and face can adher to.
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>she kissed me
>she gave me her snap
>she dropped hints

And I still chose another girl who didn't care about me at all :^) I have actually became a living version of those aspie greentexts you see posted everywhere
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>>26750485
So the next generation will be confident, rich, and good-looking? Epic.
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I lost
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>>26750454
17 / 23

Interesting age combination

I am hesitant to go for younger girls though
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>>26750482
You asked how to cope. What did you expect for such a basic question.
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>>26750496
All frogposters deserve to be unhappy.
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>>26750506
Based
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>>26750496
Welcome back fren.
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>>26750506
based
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>>26750482
I'm male.

>I have to wear rolled sleeves so that wouldn't work.
Why not?

>>26750497
I have almost exclusively been seriously attracted to girls younger than 20.
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>>26750501
Why does this look like a weird picrew?
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>>26749657
>I simply want a partner that views me as his equal, that will cuddle me & hug me & kiss me.
I want this kind of relationship with a woman. I'm just afraid they'll leave me and break my heart.
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>>26750507
that image literally turned my life around
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>>26750514
Because it's an edited picrew.
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>>26750501
I almost never post froges, but today I will.
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>>26750523
Despicable
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>>26750491
No, the next generation will be worse off than the ones right now. Less people than ever are getting married and the world is getting more hectic each day. We are heading towards a society similar to Japan where girls get assaulted daily from the men because of sexual frustration. And you seem to be under the delusion that all the men that female creatures grant the access of their vaginas to, will stick around. If anything, the next generation will be pussified simps that were raised by single mothers.
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>>26750521
Huh.
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>>26750500
I expected real copes. Not fake gay ones like video games. I've literally coped with every thing I can think of
>drugs
>whores
>money
>religion
>having god tier skills in my career
>thrill seeking with motorcycles
>thrill seeking with skateboarding
>/out/
>/k/
>normie shit like TV and video games
Nothing works. I was hoping to hear advanced copes, maybe from high IQ individuals.
>>26750512
Your advice was female and gay.

Fast track to loony bin since everyone can see the scars and force me via police to the loony bin.
>>26750506
I've tried all those copes too.
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>>26750538
>I've tried all those copes too.
nihilism is the ultimate cope for ones failures
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>>26750529
It’s too early for this. Besides, nothing you say or do could ever make me love you less.
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>>26750523
>ruining child Goku
You're the worst.
>>26750535
And it was a birthday gift, so I want to use it as often as possible.
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Guys, would you date a girl who still plays pokemon go? Will you go on walks with her so she can catch pokemons?
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>>26750544
Why did this make me feel happy and accepted…
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>>26750545
>>26750552
I love you
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>>26750551
If she was a girl i liked and I found out she played pokemon go, I think that would be cool. I love going for walks/bike rides.

I assume anyone who plays pokemon go is a loser, but I was in love with a girl who played it so, I'm probably wrong about the generalization
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>>26750543
And this is helpful how? That's borderline Tao levels of incomprehensible.

What exactly have I failed at besides being happy? HOW the fuck are you supposed to be happy when the world is complete shit in every possible way?

At least in a different time your material struggles meant something.
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>>26750538
>Your advice was female and gay.
Females are regularly telling you to cut yourself? You're doing something wrong.

>Fast track to loony bin since everyone can see the scars and force me via police to the loony bin.
What weirdo police state do you live in that cutting yourself will get you institutionalised? Just wear a thermal long sleeve underneath your regular uniform. Stop being such a wuss. Also who said you only have to cut your arms? I got caught cutting my arms so I moved to cutting my thighs instead.

>>26750551
Sure. Seems very harmless and easy to please.
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>>26750559
>What exactly have I failed at besides being happy
being happy isnt a thing that is done by itself. It is the result of everything else that you do.
You are unhappy because you fail to achieve or acquire the things that you want.
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>>26750558
I used pokemon go as an easy way to make friends when I moved, it's pretty effective to be honest. Met some really okay people. A lot of losers, but some okay people.
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>>26750557
Love you too anon
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Guys what would you do if your found out your girlfriend’s favorite Monogatari girl is Mayoi?
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>>26750574
Ask her to cosplay her and then have sex in said cosplay.
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>>26750574
I would said okay but I don't know anything about Monogatari. I would still be nice about her interests and play along though.
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I know it's a meme at this point but this scene from taxi driver really hits home. watched it last night again and I didn't remember this part. Feeling like ending it all soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61kkRHw_uF4
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how do i tell if someone is dominant or a sub pretending to be dominant so that youll dominate them
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>>26750574
tell her to have a seat right there
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>>26750569
I don't know what I want anymore.
I want to be free and that's impossible.
I want to have a family but that is impossible too.

Fuck this. Murder suicide is clearly the answer.
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Both genders:
How's your day going? Anything exciting going on?
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Does writing a huge wall of text about wanting to rape her count as a love letter?
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>>26750602
Male
Well I just woke up and am going to start work soon. Going out with some family for bar trivia tonight.
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Women:
How do you feel about your worth being largely tied to how attractive you are?
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>>26750602
F
Been working until now. Going to relax with a beer and prep for a camping trip tomorrow
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>>26750601
So now you understand that you are a failure and thats why you think life is pointless.
If you were working towards your goals, you would feel much more fulfilled.

>I don't know what I want anymore.
>I want to have a family but that is impossible too.
You sound like a massive pussy, time for you to man up and get what you want from your life.
Get busy living or get busy dying
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>>26750607
It's stressful sometimes, but ultimately I am doing good in my life so I don't care.

>>26750602
Pretty good. I'm at home sick today, I fainted at work yesterday so I took a day off to rest. Checking out if I still am any good at pokemon go.
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>>26749422
Eh I've probably done worst
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For any gender
I am moving in around a month but I just started hanging out with this guy (like 4 times now) and we've been having a good time. But is there any point to keep hanging out if we have to part ways in a few weeks? I feel like it will just make me more sad when I leave
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>>26750607
I feel good. People like me for all sorts of reasons so why not for being attractive too.
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>>26750602
It will be a good day. I’ll stick to memeing and not asking for actual advice.
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>>26750607
Makes me sad and jealous of girls who are prettier.
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>>26750602
I just woke up earlier so I haven't really done anything today. I'm on summer break and I've got a phone interview for an internship today.
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>>26750620
Have you told him that you're moving?
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>>26750607
I like how you imply it's not the same for men, showing your psychosis and disconnect from reality. Pro-tip, the better looking you are as a man the easier life is
Everyone is shallow and vain they just hate admitting it.
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>>26750632
Yes and he keeps asking me to hang out
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>>26750453
You’re doomed
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>>26750643
He wants to fuck
When will you learn to judge character better
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>>26750619
Based.
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>>26750618
What causes people to randomly faint? My roommate fainted once and just brushed it off like nothing happened.
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>>26750652
Anemia
Most women are retarded and don't know they need iron because they bleed it out every month
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>>26750602
F, I just woke up to the sound of my cat eating toilet paper, and he always throws up after he does that, so my day is average I guess.
>>26750607
#Blessed that I have a good body and not just a good face. I feel like this is one of those questions that reveals how the asker thinks.
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>>26750602
Nothing exciting so far but I did take myself to lunch.
Do any sugar daddies or mommies want this seat?
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>>26750664
All women have basically the same body. Face is all that matters. Cope harder pig face
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>>26750648
He hasn't even tried to kiss me yet so I don't think he does want to
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>>26750602
F
Pretty horrible. I have so many regrets, I’m depressed, I don’t know if I made the right choices.
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>>26750652
Depends on the person. Personally I've always had issues with low blood pressure, especially if I'm dehydrated it gets really bad.
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>>26750671
He's autistic
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>>26750386
Still better looking with tighter body. By the time they are my age they'll be huge
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Is it embarrassing as a woman these days to play fortnite?
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>>26750620
Parting with friends is always sad, but that’s no reason to avoid making friends
Hang out all you want, and get his socials before you leave so you can stay in touch
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>>26750678
By the time they're your age you'll be infertile.
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>>26750289
Big legs are good
Men aren't attracted to bird legs
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>>26750616
I'll work towards killing people who talk to me like that before dying.
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>>26750482
>the edgy nihilist is also a mindless /pol/drone
Many such cases.
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>>26750684
I won't. I'm not that much older also I'll have 3 kids so there's that. What do I care?
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>>26750680
Not if you are a child/teenager
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bi/lesbo women

how do you react if you see a man aggressively hitting on your gf?
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>>26750695
We tell him to fuck off and kiss each other so he gets the point.
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>>26750662
My ex was anemic and now I’m triggered by pasta girls.
>>26750676
Rest up. Hope you get well soon.
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>>26750686
>Men aren't attracted to bird legs
Me reading this while wearing a skirt with my bird legs out ._.
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>>26749567
I tried and if there is one piece of advise I can give on this sub is that I do not recommend to do it
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>>26750702
Don't worry men will date anyone they're pathetic!
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>>26750700
>pasta girls
Italians?
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>>26750709
>redditor
>literally ate shit
Reddit: not even ONCE kids
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>>26750709
I don’t think you need to experiment in order to figure out you shouldn’t play with shit retard
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Be me
>fat
>losing weight
>notice boobs went down a cup size

Is it weird to worry that they'll get even smaller? I just want them to be good to hold during sex when I'm not fat...
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>>26750716
They will get smaller and they will get saggy.
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>>26750697
gd my next question was gonna be how would you react if she cucked you but now i feel like the cuck
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>>26750716
They will
I went from a DDD to a C
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>>26750716
Why would people hold boobs when women have arms and legs
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>>26750702
He doesn’t speak for all of us. You get to look cute or classy instead of just a pair of thicc thighs with a woman attached
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>>26750687
cringe
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>>26750729
No it makes you look like a prepubescent child
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>>26750697
Malebros its over
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>>26750720
Nah they got perkier.
>>26750724
Mine are Bs now.
>>26750725
You have a point...
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>>26750738
>Bs
RIP
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>>26750662
I'm anemic. Most people don't know that you have to take iron with vitamin C.
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If I suggest we do things, and a girl dosen't suggest doing stuff herself, does it mean she's not interested?

I should've asked her directly but during the talking stage I mentioned events I was heading to and she didn't suggest anything herself.
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>>26750709
>sub
This is the worst part of that post.
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Women
Why do you pee SO often everywhere you go
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>>26750716
Not weird at all, it freaked me out too. But mine just shrink a bit and then stopped while I kept losing. Boobs aren’t all fat, so it’s not like they’ll disappear.
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>>26750711
Model girls who starve themselves and then get all their calories from a big plate of pasta
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>>26750750
I think women tend to drink more water, because we know it's good for our skin
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>>26749422
No, pedos get the rope
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>>26750751
Thx anon
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>>26750753
God damn I want a big plate of pasta right now. It doesn’t even need sauce, just give me some butter noodles. Call me a pasta girl.
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>>26750755
I get that you have trouble with dry skin and not enough oil and stuff but for the LOVE of god I'm trying not to get an erection in public don't tell me about how bad you have to pee in a pleading tone while grabbing your crotch
HONESTLY
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>>26750750
We have some extra organs that push on our bladder and we have a shorter urethra that makes us feel like we have to go more urgently. Difference in vasopressin might also play a role.
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>>26748973
>ask the OTHER gender
you cheeky cunt
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>>26750750
Lack of prostate
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>>26750725
My arms and legs don't have nipples
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>>26750761
At least throw some meatballs or chicken on there for me. Please, I beg you.
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>>26750748
It's not a good sign, but it could also mean she's just a passive person. Or she doesn't know anything about your suggestions and just wants to go along with you.
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>>26750762
Ngh, but anon, hnnn, I REALLY gotta pee, I gotta pee soooo bad, I dunno if I can hold it much longer. Oh god anon I don't wanna pee myself right here in front of everyone, PLEASE can we just stop and find a bathroom so I ca- NNNGUUHHH OH GOD...
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>>26750767
>extra organs pushing on bladder
>>26750771
>lack of prostate
CAN'T KEEP YOUR STORY STRAIGHT HMMMMMM?????????? I'M ONTO YOUR PISSING WAYS, WOMEMES
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I like when girls wiggle around because they have to pee so bad. Is that degenerate?
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>>26750774
It’s gonna be 100% pasta and butter. MAYBE some black pepper, but that’s it.
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>>26750762
I'm not going to guess the fetishes of every man I interact with. I'll just do what I want, and your dick can deal with it.
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>>26750771
what does a prostate actually do, other than catch cancer and give buttgasms?
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>>26750750
They are all constantly playing omaroshi games with Chad.
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>>26750779
And now, I cry for all that is beautiful.
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>>26750695
Anything aggressive is concerning so I interrupt and get is out of there. But if you meant just regular flirting etc then it’s fine, she can handle herself
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If I am with a girl long term, we are happy, and I plan to marry this girl, would I be wrong to force her to no get fat?
I will NOT be with someone who is fat I dont care how deep into the relationship it is, its a huge red flag for me.
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>>26750785
Literally the only thing that stops men from pissing themselves constantly like women do. It puts pressure on the urethral canal.
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>>26750767
I never thought about that. I already had so much of a piss fetish to begin with but knowing that it's literally because of your womb, unbelievable
>>26750776
Silence
>>26750783
Why would you behave in such an innately lewd way to begin with though
>>26750787
But I'm not Chad, I'm the guy who mumbles things to himself wherever he goes
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>>26750751
>Boobs aren't all fat
No, but apparently the amount of fat in them varies widely between women. I guess if you're losing weight, just hope yours are on the low side...
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>>26750790
if you're long term, how has this not already been discussed?
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>>26750793
It's not "innately lewd", that's what I'm saying. You just have a fetish. It's the same as a guy with an oral fixation saying that girls are teasing him by eating food.
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>>26750702
bird legs? are they that bony?
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>>26750790
There's really no way to force someone to stay thin unless you plan on getting seriously abusive and restricting their diet forcibly.
It's fair to state that it's an important thing for you, but also be mindful that it's normal for women to gain weight after a pregnancy or after menopause. Making your partner feel loved after they carried your baby also matters.
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>>26750793
>I'm the guy who mumbles things to himself wherever he goes
Based
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>>26750790
Is communication not a thing for you when it comes to long term?
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>>26750775
>It's not a good sign, but it could also mean she's just a passive person. Or she doesn't know anything about your suggestions and just wants to go along with you.

I think we were both passive af. I would love to shoot her a text and ask her out. Earlier I had suggested we do something but she only replied to say she was "sorry for also being busy".
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>>26750797
Fucking whores eating in public.
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>>26750795
If men are supposed to "bone press" for their dick size, women need a way to measure the actual boob meat separately from the fat so they can consistently report
>>26750797
>grinding your hand into your crotch in public while raising your voice a half octave to squeal about having to expel pee out of your genitals isn't lewd
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Incels
Why do you mentally cuvk yourself when most guys with cute gfs aren't "chads" they're just losers who managed to get a gf?
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>>26750795
>One of the women had boobs that were 37.6% of her total body weight
Holy fuck
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>>26750797
Yeah one time I took off all my clothes because I'm a pure non-sexual nudist that other people just aren't in touch with nature enough to understand, and some perverted vagina fetishist kept staring like a huuuuge creep.
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>>26750811
>pic related
w-where?
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>>26750811
are you retarded?
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I love bird legs. I just love birds in general.
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>>26750806
Normal people are disgusted by urine.
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>>26750665
I'll take the seat, that looks like a classy place
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>>26750796
I've never been in a relationship so I don't know. People change tho. What if we spoke about it and then now she feels like there is no point in staying skinny for one reason or another?
>>26750800
By force I mean to essentially give an ultimatum; stay in shape or im out.
Luckily I dont want kids so I won't have to deal with that.
So is it understandable for me to be this strict?
>>26750802
I've never been in a relationship, this is hypothetical. see above
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>>26750669
>All women have basically the same body
what?
>Face is all that matters. Cope harder pig face
but she said she had a good face
insane post
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>>26750808
Because that's not true, every guy with a cute gf is a chad, and the rest have morbidly obese gfs who shouldn't be in relationships until they lose weight.
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>>26750795
>Twenty one breasts were studied following mastectomy
Shouldn't it be an even number...?
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>>26750826
>she had a good face
That's what ugly people say. If she had a good face she'd say it was beautiful.
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>>26750828
Maybe someone had cancer in one breast
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>>26750827
Most zoomers I know with cute gfs get cucked constantly and don't know it. That makes them chads?
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>>26750818
Oh wow I'm so disgusted by the mere thought or mention of urine that I now have a negative or no reaction to this woman cupping her genitals and squirming around
lol
protip people used urine in place of detergent for millennia, it was not a big deal
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>>26750303
Statistically you aren't talking to a cheater. Weird assumption. Also, he is my first boyfriend. That makes it even less likely I'll cheat him if we go by statistics alone.
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>>26750828
one of the volunteers didn't want to let them examine her left breast because that's the one where her heart is and only her husband can see it
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>>26750828
'Double mastectomy' is specifically a phrase, one would assume, because a single mastectomy also exists.
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>>26750840
Anon they were cut off boobs not just examined lol
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>>26750825
>So is it understandable for me to be this strict?
Personally I wouldn't bother marrying a guy who told me he wouldn't stay with me if I gained weight.
I'm very physically active and watch my diet, I take a lot of pride in taking care of my body and I've been at my goal weight or between 10 lbs of my goal weight for the last 15 years. My mom is thin, so is my grandma. But I want a partner who's there for me if it ever changes, given it's probably not going to be a pleasant experience for me in the first place.
My boyfriend had weight issues due to medical reasons early on in our relationship (was 6'3" and 190 lbs, went down to 160 lbs, went up to 6'3" and 220 lbs, went down to 190 lbs and has been stable since). It was really a horrible time for him and all I cared about was being there for him while he was feeling like shit, not "he looks worse than he used to, I should break up".
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>>26750835
>tfw you were born too late to have a loving housewife that pissed on all your clothes
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Guys what is sexy about two women beating each other up? I get as a women why seeing two men fight would be hot, but I don’t get what men get out of the opposite. Is it just the potential wardrobe malfunctions?
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>>26750868
What do you mean by beating up? If you mean like gloveless boxing or mixed martial arts it's hot because pretty girls getting injured is always hot.
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>>26750868
It's not. 2 women fighting is actually disgusting and off putting in my opinion.
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>>26750868
>I get as a women why seeing two men fight would be hot
Why do you think that's hot? I don't understand that, but it's probably the same reasons I think women fighting is hot
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>>26750858
I understand you're point of view and I think its great if your happy with it.
I want to stress that my biggest concern isnt about my gf getting fat and not being attractive anymore. I think that getting fat is a huge red flag and an indicator of other negatives such as low impulse control, and short term thinking. Also being overweight is a health concern, and it would hinder her ability to do more physically rigorous activities.
And I believe that women want to be more attractive than there boyfriends, so as a fit attractive guy, her confidence would probably take a hit as well.
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>>26750876
I would pay to see two traps in astolfo outfits fight mean in a ring tbqh fampai
No homo
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>>26750868
maybe guys like a strong partner
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>>26750876
Strength, power, and a lot of women are into blood/bruises etc.
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is it weird for a guy to get tarot card reading?
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>>26750880
>low impulse control, and short term thinking
If you're in a long term relationship with someone you considered marrying, supposedly they already showed that this is not a concern with them. If they suddenly switched, your concern should be that they developed a problem.

> her confidence would probably take a hit as well.
So there's this woman you supposedly love who is going through a hard time and her confidence is down, and you abandon her?

Honestly it was better when I thought you just couldn't get hard for a fatty.
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>>26750886
It is very gay but if you dont care np
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>>26750868
I've never met a guy that considers that sexy, at least not irl. At best it can be funny to see two women having a random fight, but that's it. Internet can and will fetishize everything so you shouldn't think everyone is like that
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>>26750886
Are you a homo
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>>26750868
We like blood and bruises too. But for men it has a taboo aspect since we could easily harm women, but aren't allowed to.
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>>26750895
Wdym? I harm women all the time with consent. If they want you to beat them up it's all good man.
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>>26750897
Sure, but most guys aren't lucky enough to have that kind of arrangement
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>>26750893
no but i have a lot of time on my hands and im curious.
>>26750889
seems like i should try it then
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>>26750847
sad :(
>>26750860
stop stop stop don't fucking remind me
I'm going to kill myself just to reincarnate in the era of bourdaloues and get to discreetly observe my proper English waifu peeing in public during Sunday service rather than miss the sermon, all church approved.
I'm actually going to be SICK I'm just so fucking UPSET you have no idea
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>>26750902
Tarot just works by conning you
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>>26750905
>proper English waifu peeing in public during Sunday service rather than miss the sermon, all church approved.
Wait what
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>>26750886
Just get a deck and do it yourself
Look up each of the three cards on biddy tarot.
Don't forget to scramble-shuffle them so some will come up inverted.
It's super easy to interpret them however it suits you, it's basically like creative writing cues. The "tarot grandmaster" or whatever certification is just bullshit where you reference a few other arcane things and give boring standard memorized answers to some of the more famous combos.
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>>26750912
Grab your antique gravy boats and strap in /atoga/, dare you enter my historically accurate realm?
https://janeaustensworld.com/2012/07/16/regency-hygiene-the-bourdaloue/

I forget who but there was some writer or public figure at the time who noted that the packed dirt floors of the average church at the time would be the ideal ground for the production of saltpetre to manufacture gunpowder, were it not blasphemous to do so.
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The weather is really nice and I'm sitting inside :l
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>>26750921
damn, if only you could go outside
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>>26750921
>she doesn't phonepost outside
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>>26750925
But I don't like going outside without a purpose :l
>>26750930
I'm a man -.-
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>>26750933
Enjoying the weather is the purpose
>I'm a man
My condolences
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>>26750933
>But I don't like going outside without a purpose :l
damn, if only you werent boring as fuck
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>>26750935
I can't just walk around aimlessly. I tried it once and it felt uncomfortable :l
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>>26750933
Go outside and identify 1 bird.
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>>26750937
Get out there and don't come back until you eat at least one plant
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Why are girls so opposed to femdom and female led relationships?
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>>26750944
Why are you so opposed to the opposite?
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>>26750947
I'm shy so I need a girl to initiate everything
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I have a 100% success rate clocking womanons.
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>>26750914
funnily enough, thats actually cheaper than having someone else do it
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>>26750955
Why not find a strong man that can take care of you?
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>>26750942
I'm gonna cook then go to the store I guess :l
I should have hit up one of my frens but I got sick and I didn't know how I'd feel and now they all have plans made -.-
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>>26750955
At best you might be able to get an equal relationship after initiating a relationship. You have to talk togirls they won't throw themselves at you unless you're famous and they're groupies.
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>>26750964
I am straight so I need a strong woman that can take care of me
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>>26750955
That doesn’t sound fun. That’s why I like a relationship where both people take turns.
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>>26750955
You can stop being shy
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>>26750973
Nobody wants to be your mommy
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>>26750789
are you the pussy who said they wouldnt confront a starer on the train? you guys all sound alike so idk
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>>26750973
Nothing about you is straight
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>>26750981
Nope not me. You sound like every incel so idk
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>>26750977
>just don't be yourself
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>>26750993
Shyness isn't a personality trait. Shyness is just lack of confidence and not being able to show yourself how you really are.
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Would you date a girl who doesn’t have a license or a car? She lives a bit far, like 30 minutes from you
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>>26751007
>would you date a loser
no thanks
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I love you girls, but you love me too much.
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>>26750988
Not every guy is an incel you retarded whore, touch grass
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>>26751007
>steals my image
>cant even drive
you couldnt pay me to be even in your vicinity
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>>26751007
Sure, but I'd expect more frequent lewd pics.
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>>26751001
This. Being shy =/= being introverted
And being introverted doesn't mean you can't talk to people when you want to. Being shy is a negative character trait.
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>>26751007
Sure. I have license but I personally don't like driving or cars in general, so I don't see a problem with someone not having one
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Girls, what is something I can do today that will improve my chances at getting a gf eventually?
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>>26750955
Women can detect insecurity a mile away, even dom leaning girls dont like that shit
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I'm too mentally weak to study... It's just too overwhelming to study for a test this big...

just needed to get that out there.
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>>26751026
The irony that your incel brain cannot comprehend
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I could get a gf if I wasn't insane
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>>26751039
Exercise and take a shower
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>>26751039
Apply for jobs
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>>26751051
Okay, I will do those things.
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>>26751052
i know...
I never studied in high school and college and did just fine. The CPA exam is a different beast tho
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>>26751048
I couldn't get a gf under any circuimstances
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>>26751048
you only think that because you are insane.
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>>26751059
I have 8/10 looks, a muscular low bodyfat body, dress well, and I'm good at talking to people. I'm just so mentally ill that I destroy every relationship and ghost people after a few months.
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>>26751007
Yeah, of course. How could anyone reject someone for a reason like this?
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>>26751070
well most people have standards. you should consider having some
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>>26751054
I have a good job already. I may take this advice in a year or two though.
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>>26751007
I'm American so no because everyone 16 and older can easily get a license and it costs like $60. She would have to be underage or retarded to no have one...
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>>26751047
women who use this thread are whores, theres no reason to be here for healthy non-attention starved whores
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>>26751044
No need to study if you just know the answers
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>>26751066
>I'm good at talking to people
I don't believe you
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>use /gioyc/
>it doesn't get off my chest
dammit
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>>26751077
ok incel
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>>26751007
In my experience, not having a license is indicative of other issues. Of the girls I know irl, even ones who don't have a car typically have a license and know how to drive. The ones (only 2) who refuse to get licences are both incapable of personal growth, and are effectively basement dwelling (wo)man-children and it's kind of sad.
Probably depends on where you are though, I live in a place where you pretty much need a car to function unless you get your parents to drive you everywhere.
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>>26751082
Just do small talk and pretend you're interested in people. People are narcissistic and if you act like you're genuinely interested in their bullshit they like you. But I get bored after a couple months of interacting with people and go on a long rant about how they're aboring worthless loser and I hated them since the moment I met them, people don't like that!
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>>26751072
I have plenty already. Not having a car or licence doesn't say anything bad about her.
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>>26751036
fuck you, not posting anime girls here anymore
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>>26751001
Female creatures can be shy and still get into relationships.
>>26751051
Female creatures don't have to exercise nor shower to be desired by men.
>>26751054
Female creatures can be jobless and still get bfs.
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>>26751078
thats the problem buddy.
I listen to the lecture, take notes, do ok on the multiple choice immediately after the lecture, but after a few days i go back and forget a lot.
I also suck at the simulations. (these are long open ended questions with multiple parts that you need to understand the subject matter pretty well to do good)
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>>26751066
Girls approach me but I don't know what to do and I get nervous. They expect me to do something but everything I do seems wrong so sometimes I just do nothing which is worse. I am not like the other guys who pretend they get tons of pussy and that they don't care, I can't do that. I want to fall in love with a good girl
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>>26750944
I would be into it if the guy served some sort of purpose
I’m a tendon relationship what is the guy even worth?
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>>26751101
And?
The game isn't symmetrical, get over it. Haven't you ever played Starcraft?
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>>26751110
In a femdom*
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>>26751100
Redpill me on what is going on here
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>>26751091
neck yourself homo, enjoy dying alone while being abused by fat nurses in a retirement home because you were too much of a dyke to be able to start a family
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>>26751101
That was not the question you little angry incel
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>>26751077
They aren't all like that. There seems to be a large number of prudes too.
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>>26751112
Nope, I'm not a nerd.
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>>26751106
For me girls just sort of hover around me sometimes and wait for me to talk to them but I don't know it feelslike a lot of work you know. Meh.
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>>26751101
Why should women lower their standards because men have no standards?
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