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9 years
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First for men with large Adam's apples
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Should I keep putting more and more scented oil on until my crush comments on it? He hasn't said anything since I started wearing the scent he said he likes once.
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Men, why do you wear long pants in summer? I want to drool over your legs. If I wear shorts, you should too.
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can we make it a good thread this time?
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Ladies. Do you send nudes? How many of you send nudes? How often?
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>>26447186
Last thread was good other than the few anons seething at me and the femanons asking to meet with me and then just not responding when I replied. That shit was retarded.
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>>26447183
Personally I just like wearing jeans and feel like throwing money at shorts is a waste. If it's too hot I'll just roll them up like a young Denmark boy about to go fishing
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Thoughts?
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>>26447177
You can put in more, within reason of course. You don’t want to scent-bomb every room as soon as you walk in.

>>26447192
All my nudes are printed on paper and hand-delivered. I don’t trust mobile encryption.
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>>26447183
I actually don't. I don't even wear long pants in the winter.
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>>26447200
That's a good problem to have but that is truly annoying. Should've just not played into it lol
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>>26447171
Thanks for the confidence boost
>>26447183
>I want to drool over your legs
Hot
Idk I get self-conscious and it doesn't get too hot here
>>26447206
Psycho bitch
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>>26447206
I can go way longer than that.
Current record is nearing 8 years
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>>26447206
what about my sleeps?
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>>26447177
he probably barely notices your smell
you gals are far more sensitive to smells it seems desu
>>26447183
it's probably just lanklets who have no quads and calves anyway so you're not missing out
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>>26447206
I think she's right. I dont feel like talking
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Girls, did any of you have any sort of jealously as a teen or pre teen because your friends and classmates already had boobs and their first period?

I remember I envied that I didnt have my first period till I was 13 and my friends were describing it like it was an amazing feeling. I had a friend who used to to stuff tissues in her bra to get bigger boobs lol
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>>26447200
Femanons, why did you do this?
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>paper and hand-delivered
based and traditionalist
My ex used to have a portaitist draw her like one of his French girls as we admired the crown moldings. God damn those nudes were hot.
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women https://vocesabianime.com/eng/vtuber-goes-viral-after-stapling-her/
...why?
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>>26447234
Because they're weak men obviously
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>>26447231
Not a female. But I remember my friend cried when her twin sister had boobs and her period earlier than her. So she faked having a period by putting red nail polish on a pad
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>>26447245
You mean they were men pretending to be femanons, or the femanons did it because they were weak men?
Because latter is not true (not weak men)
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>>26447245
Hot, call me weak
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>>26447250
I'm just making fun of the fact that people keep posting that statement lol. Truly meant nothing
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>>26447251
>You weak bitch.
Is that what you wanted? Genuinely asking.
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Odd question but to guys and girls

I am 32 and making a dating app profile. However I am 32.

Guys: Is it smart for me to not have my age on my profile?

Girls: If you thought a guy was in his early to mid 20s but turned out to be in his early 30s, what would you think?
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>>26447265
Have your age. Anything else looks suspicious and will be counted as a red flag.
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>>26447265
they can just filter you by age so set it to something they'll see if you don't mind lying
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>>26447262
Hnnngh yes thank you. Are you hot?
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>>26447256
Oh lol
It's just weird they were all like "were all lonely femanons in nyc" and I'm like "I live in NYC I'll meet up just to chill" and then they asked about boroughs as though we don't travel between boroughs all the time easily. I don't get it.

Femanons why do you make no sense?
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>>26447266
Alright then.

>>26447269
I would rather withhold my age. I don't want to put in a fake age.
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>>26447273
I mean yeah, I've been told as much... Does that turn you on you weak little slut?
... ... ...
the safety word is cornucopia
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>>26447281
just know that dating apps aren't exactly the best. I mean if your asking for advice on one you're probably not gonna be the type to hit the jackpot.
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>>26447292
Yeah it does, I can't help it I'm weak to hot bitches D: (also thx for safe word that's sweet)
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>>26447275
Oh. They were probably never planning to meet up with anyone from 4chan. They didn't want you to actually resolve th issue probably just for someone to listen to their issues.
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>>26447265
just post your age, lying about shit in dating doesn't make sense
looking young is good you doofus
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I am so lonely and so undesirable and worthless that I feel like crying any time I remember it.
I am of below average looks, I make below average money and I am low-energy.

I cant even get a hooker because i dont have the courage and think it will be really embarrassing and dehumanizing.
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>>26447305
>I'm weak to hot bitches
I'm a man you dumb whore :)
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>>26447310
>below average looks
I mean,50% of ppl are
>I make below average money
Money is not the route to happiness and you don't want a golddigger
>I am low-energy
We just be chillin
Stay strong anon <3
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>>26447310
Did you try doing the opposite of all those things? No?
FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR OWN PROBLEMS GET OFF MY BACK AND LET ME DO MY JOB
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I was drunk texting but am I a bit too flirty with my friend? She's just adorable but I think her boyfriend might kick my ass desu
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>>26447321
>shopping
>with a girl
>who you arent fucking
The fuck is wrong with you?
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Ticklish girls: How ticklish are you? Do you like it?
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Femanons, are you actually femanons or just larping anons?

With written confirmation only, I will always have assumptions that I'm talking to a dude.
Also, do you think you are any better at distinguishing the two?

Also also: How do you think 4chan browsing femanons differ from those who don't? (I don't think I need to do too much convincing making the case that the average 4chan browsing anon differs on some level from the greater average)
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>>26447321
>Fuck her ass instead.
>you cant you're her gay best friend
I wash my hands of this
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>>26447317
>I mean,50% of ppl are
well when you consider that looks are distributed on a bell curve most people who are slightly below average look about the same as people who are average. Ugly people are actually more uncommon
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girls are u a princess
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>>26447333
Pretty sure they all left if they were ever there at all
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>>26447325
She's my friend dude, we have a fun time, I'm not a manwhore
>>26447334
Loool (I am probably gaybestfriendzoned desu)
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>>26447231
Nah I was the early bloomer in my school, everyone else seethed as I kept having to buy new bras lol
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>>26447275
Maybe they were just messing with you for unironically trying to hook up in an /atoga/ thread
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>>26447302
I failed before but want to give ut another shot. I am not getting younger and work takes up most of my time.
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>>26447343
Hmm you're aware of this yet also wish to have carnal relations with this woman? Does it feel like being torn in half yet?
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>>26447329
Very ticklish. I hate it, I have stress incontinence already, I don't need that extra risk.
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>>26447206
Butthurt woman
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>>26447321
Is x kisses or hugs? I can never remember
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>>26447169
Do you think giantess poster is ugly or attractive?
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>>26447346
That'd be extremely petty and would be cause for another war
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>>26447341
No. I'd rather be a queen.
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>>26447343
Men and women cant be friends. You would fuck her if she was single and offered.
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>>26447183
I'm horrifically pale and summer just makes that more apparent.
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>>26447333
I’m real, though sometimes I question why I still come here. I don’t think I’m good at telling the difference either. 4chan is still a heavily male site, so that’s the default in my mind.
It’s hard to put in words, but I feel pretty different from normalfags. Always have. That’s how I ended up here.
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>>26447360
Why not a giantess goddess?
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>>26447325
He legitimately sounds like a gay best friend lmao.
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>>26447321
What has to go through your head to end every fucking line with an x? Not just asking you as it's apparently a big thing in the UK since a couple of years back. Don't you think it loses its meaning then? It's literally like ending every message with an emoji which not even preteen girls seem to do (anymore?).
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>>26447341
Only when I’m in costume and being paid.
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Anons, when was the last time you smoked marijuana?
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>>26447346
Yea that's probably it
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>>26447361
Not true, men and women can be friends with benefits, they can't or should not be friends without benefits though
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>>26447365
Are you a bitch
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>>26447353
Lol, x is kiss and o is hug I think?
>>26447350
>Does it feel like being torn in half yet?
*rippp*
Nah but seriously she's kinda cute but just a friend to me, and I don't want to ruin that
>>26447361
We were friends while both single for quite a long time. I don't fuck my friends (or anyone desu)
>>26447368
Relax pal it's not that deep X
>>26447373
A month ago I think at a party? Not a big weed fan desu, probably my least favorite drug
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>>26447373
I'd say three years ago, I was a small time dealer and got way more pussy than I do now as a truck driver
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>>26447373
I don't do drugs, because I'm cool like that.
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>>26447365
We got one! Quick get her in the van!!!
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>>26447373
F. Like ten years ago.
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>>26447373
Actual flower? Maybe November. I prefer vapes and edibles.
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>>26447373
Last night
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>>26447373
This morning technically. I am ashamed
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>>26447380
>they can't or should not be friends without benefits though
Why not though? "Hurr durr she has a vagina therefore if we're not having sex we can't be friends!" Where is the logic? I have a faggot personality so have generally has better female than male friendships. (Yes I never had a father)
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>>26447385
Sometimes, yeah. Isn’t everybody?

>>26447393
I’m sure there’s plenty here, so you’ll need a whole fleet of vans.
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>>26447373
M. Never ever. I am 29.
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>>26447373
Umm, 12 years ago in college? I didn’t really like it.
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>>26447406
Oh shit they're lying in wait, the creeps
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>>26447358
he's a manlet that looks like a goblin
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have you ever done nsfw stuff on omegle?
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>>26447416
Yes. Mostly on /b/, though.
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If I get no matches on Tinder is it over? Am I just supposed to sit around and wait to die alone?
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>>26447404
You do know what women do to their gay best friends don't you? It starts with g and ends in ay sacrifice
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>>26447365
Firstly: I don't believe you.

Secondly, do you think you look attractive?
I have a hard time conceiving of femanons browsing 4chan, but an even harder time conceiving of attractive femanons browsing 4chan.

And since I still won't believe you: What general advice would you have for anons who come here looking for aspie advice from femanons?
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>>26447408
Based and sober
I never really understood the appeal of weed desu. "Let's get high and lazy and talk about the meaning of life with pizza and Netflix duuuude" I would rather just do cocaine and stay up for 3 days and find myself on the other side of the country with some bitch whose name I forgot
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>>26447371
Do you have a least favorite princess to dress as?
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>>26447414
What makes you think that?
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Do the ladies sour grape about Handsome Gay Men?
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>>26447422
Yes, what'd you think this was?
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>>26447418
with anons?
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>>26447432
I mean I was taking stupid requests and shit like that, yeh.
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>>26447423
Elaborate because now I'm scared
>>26447422
No, Tinder is *heavily* skewed and superficial, I had friends who didn't have luck there and still met gfs IRL. Honestly Tinder is only really worth it if you're hot and/or looking to fuck. A shallow cesspool of societal bottom-feeders
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>>26447435
We need you to take up that old mantel once again
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>>26447373
2 years ago.. I do not attempt to do it again
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>>26447424
It’s fine if you don’t believe me. I think I can make myself look attractive, but I’m not that way by default.
Not sure about general advice. This thread asks endless questions that are often funny and interesting. I guess just remember that women are people like you, not aliens.
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>>26447429
no fucking way all these men are gay, they just don't care about a random polack among a sea of sexy ass latinas
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>>26447437
No. I've already said too much...
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>>26447440
Getting doxxed once was enough for me.
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>>26447428
gee I wonder
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>>26447451
Wait what happened once you were doxxed. Just curious?
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>>26447447
If it has anything to do with me being on a leash, I'm game
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>>26447358
I'm not ugly
>>26447414
Wrong
>>26447428
Because she hates me and makes shit up in her head about me.
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>>26447437
But I don't think anyone has ever flirted with me. Tinder just seems to confirm my suspicions.
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>>26447442
>I guess just remember that women are people like you, not aliens.

>Assume femanons are anons just like you

Implying this isn't already the default assumtion possibly feminine bro.
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>>26447454
I'm not ugly. Seethe
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>>26447456
People sent my nudes to my home and school. One guy left a vaguely threatening note in my mailbox.
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>>26447457
It's much more sinister... possibly. Idk really being put on a leash and treated like a slave is pretty close actually
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>>26447469
That's really fucked up, sorry dude
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>>26447429
Damn, not even a bisexual was there?
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>>26447462
A lot of girls are passive and/or subtle dude, you have to be bold and just go for it. I was literally hanging out with some girls yesterday whining about guys not making the first move anymore and how men these days are bigger pussies than women (ofc, I found this really hot)
>>26447470
>put on a leash and treated like a slave
Christ that's hot
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>>26447469
Huh? That's not so bad. I send naked photos of myself to my friends and family all the time. Suck it up! We really need you on this one soldier.
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>>26446759
Btw are you blonde?
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>>26447472
It was the wakeup call I needed in some ways. I'm over it.
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>>26447429
seeing a log of gay hugs, kisses and shit
so far I'm only seeing that One single girl, are you sure she didn't wander into a gay party or something
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>>26447474
You know after seeing that jpg I can kind've understand where you're coming from
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>>26447486
Sorry for hornyposting
I just want to be her bitch
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>>26447481
Boooooo
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>>26447442
>women are people like you, not aliens.
Nah man.

Women maybe people but they're aliens to me, our lifes are so different it's not even funny. Like people from 8th century weren't different from us but to them an insult is worth killing over, victimless crimes require brutal punishments and human life is cheap. Physically we are the same but otherwise we think different
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>>26447474
>small husband leashed by amazon wife for misbehaving
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>>26447489
So you want a girl to like step on your face and stuff too I'm assuming?
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>>26447469
How'd your family react?
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>>26447497
I'm sure they were thrilled, anon.
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>>26447474
Nah they avoid my eye contact and I wouldn't even know what to say anyways. I'm afraid I'll drive them away like everyone else. And it's not like they'll like me physically unless they're one of the mentally ill girls that likes chubby guys.
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>>26447474
God I want to be leashed by a girl and be told by her to rail her
Just do the traditionally dominant stuff except the difference is I’m on a leash
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Welp, I just realised this
>>26447442
was the longest and most meaningful conversation I've had with a woman in maybe like 1-2 months and I'm like 80% sure it's a dude anyways.
A bit of lol and a bit of sad.

Yo ho! An outcasts life for me.
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>>26447497
By that point my mom left us already and my dad was so done with me always being in trouble that he just told me to stop doing that shit. My little brother didn't understand the context but he never saw anything at least.
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>>26447468
Why would I be seething? You're obviously miserable
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>>26447466
If it was, I don’t think 4chan would be so hostile.
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>>26447443
If not gay then bi and it was clearly a gay-themed event. How else would she be the only chick in that pic?
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So I made plans with this girl for tonight to get drinks HOWEVER a couple days ago my best friend and his fiancé planned an outing for all of our friends to get together for his fiancés birthday. I had to cancel on the girl but I sent her this text. How did I sound?

“Hey! So my best friend and his fiancé are having an outing this evening for her birthday which I totally spaced on. I am a space cadet and I feel really bad but they mean a lot to me and it means a lot to them that I show up. Are you possibly free tomorrow evening or any day this following week? I hate to cancel and I would still really like to get together but it's important to me to be there with them later.”
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>>26447511
What made you want to do such a thing in the first place?
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>>26447510
Glad I could help. Stick around and many girls could talk to you.
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>>26447511
Also how is it really that big of a deal. Everyone has a naked body.
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>>26447493
THE FUTURE
>>26447494
Ofc (consensually and with aftercare)
Just remembered one point last night where we were talking about birthdays and my MILF friend was like "x here is the youngest, he's just a baaaby haha" and ruffled my hair. I got so turned on
>>26447508
Being dommed into domming would be hot as fuck, agreed
>>26447510
Sounds like you're just a bit asocial desu
>>26447505
>they avoid my eye contact
People tend to do that with strangers, also out of shyness/wariness
>wouldn't even know what to say anyways
That's why it's easiest to get to know people via activities where you have stuff to talk about, but honestly anything is better than nothing. As long as you're kind/respectful and back off if she's not interested you can't rly lose. If she likes you she'll try keep the conversation going.
>not like they'll like me physically unless they're one of the mentally ill girls that likes chubby guys.
A lot of girls aren't fussy about body type and will get with chubby guyd, it's mostly down to how they vibe with you
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>>26447474
>I was literally hanging out with some girls yesterday whining about guys not making the first move anymore and how men these days are bigger pussies than women

>teach an entire generation of men that masculinity bad and put the fear of rape allegations in them
>"why don't men make the first move anymore?"
Why are women like this?
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women, do you ever just look up pictures of hot men on the internet?
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>>26447429
>>26447443
>>26447473
>>26447483
Reminds me of this
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>>26447513
Because you want to think that I'm ugly, when I'm not, as a way to try to dismiss my posts. It's not going to stop science from advancing. You're still going to be modified to become a big woman/small man.
In what way am I "obviously miserable"? You're just making shit up
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>>26447535
>THE FUTURE
YEAH!!!!
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>>26447536
It's just a woman moment dude. Ironically the girl who brought it up is a nurse and was then whining about her deadbeat ex she had to take care of. Think she has a savior complex and some resentment kek.
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>>26447535
>Being dommed into domming would be hot as fuck
It's underrated, like you're domming but she has complete control
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whoops forgot the image
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>>26447550
It's funny you sound like the majority of women in these threads. Zero empathy for others yet expect it to be returned. Fuck you.
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>>26447551
Yeah, that would be super hot
I would love to get dommed, and then have her command me on domming her, making snarky comments like "you call that being a man? is that the best you can do haha? you fuck like a virgin" then I lose it and actually go dom
Alright I need to stop hornyposting
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>>26447555
Is this thread’s official stance that femanons are real, but only when they say bad things?
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not this shit again
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Don't make cat poster sad!
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>>26447558
No they're both good and bad but I'm still salty about having my eyes opened to certain things. Pay me no mind
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>preys on young traumatized girls on the Internet because he's too much of a NEET loser to meet well-adjusted compatible women IRL
>"why are they mentally unstable and attention-seeking crying for help?? this keeps happening D:"
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>>26447568
Who does this
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>>26447568
Who are you referring to?
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Lets get horny /atoga/

What would you like to do or be done to you by your crush in sex?

State gender.
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>>26447427
Hm… probably Ariel. I look awful with red hair, and the parents always seem disappointed that I don’t show up wearing a seashell bra.
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>>26447559
don't worry
mods dealt with it
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>>26447525
I liked the attention and it made feel sexy and in control of my body.
>>26447534
It probably didn't help that I was 17.
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>>26447576
>Ariel
Do you wear a tail? How's that work?
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>>26447578
What happened/what was it
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>>26447569
>>26447572
He who must not be named
>>26447576
I would be disappointed desu
>>26447573
I want to have passionate loving wedding night sex with a blonde
Or just get whipped by some goth bitch and have her sit on me as I do pushups
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>>26447573
M
Wrap her legs around me
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>>26447573
Actually don't think of my crush that way. Really I just want to fall asleep with my head in her lap. Doing that with a woman always reminds me of when I was a small child at summer camp. There was this one femme counselor that would always hold me in her lap. It was like the love I never got from my mother :(
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Did you have a crush on Jade West?
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>>26447601
Yes, she was always the hottest girl in dicktorious
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>>26447601
No. I dont know who that is
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>>26447601
she was pretty hot but they did way too much to make the girls look like grown ass adults so it was kind of offputting
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Same question as last thread
>>26445873

But also: What are your plans for tonight?
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>>26447535
I just have nothing to talk about really. Well I have lots to talk about but then I come off as egotistical. And I can't flirt worth a damn, I'm afraid of any conversation turning sexual.
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>>26447601
Ariana > VJ > Jade > Trina
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>>26447619
Say... aren't you a wife beater and a rapist? Why should I take what you say seriously. You have evident problems with impulse control
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>>26447606
nta but this bitch
Beck was a fucking normie retard pining after Tori when he was already whipped by the hottest bitch in the show
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>>26447626
Toonami > nickelodeon
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>>26447626
Beck was the bad boyfriend, Jade was a good girlfriend.
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Girls


How do you feel about thick male butt hair? I'm self concious about them when girls are massaging my anus and perineum when giving me blowies. Should I be?
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>>26447608
>they did way too much to make the girls look like grown ass adults
Not nearly as bad as all the weirdly suggestive sexual shit shoehorned in, Dan "get in the van" schneider was a sick cunt (but had good taste in girls)
>>26447616
>have nothing to talk about really
You can chat about anything dude, most small talk is pointless fluff shit, just listen to extroverted normalfags chatting, it's just about getting comfortable and breaking the ice, and try to make silly jokes and banter, don't be shy
>>26447623
Shit ranking
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>>26447573
M
Non stop sex and cuddling until the sweat and friction opens sores where our skin is in contact and we fuse into a horrifying jumble of flesh and bone.
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>>26447523
>>26447523
>>26447523
Anyone?
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>>26447580
Why did you not think you had control over your body before? I guess I can get wanting to feel wanted though? .
Also I guess 17 for most people is an age to do stupid things
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>>26447534
oh lol
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>>26447321
you sound like a faggot
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>>26447183
I'm a skinny teen with barely any beard but hairy as fuck in the lower regions and love wearing shorts
does that count?
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>>26447647
It's a long story. Bottom line is I wanted to do that sort of stuff but knew that flexing my sexuality would get bad reactions from my peers, so I did it anonymously online instead.
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Ladies
do your feet ever get sweaty and stinky in your shoes?
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>>26447636
But even if you consider it the right thing to do it's still against the law to rape and beat people. You'll be caught and thrown into prison where they treat domestic abusers as sex slaves. Still chosing to beat your wife and rape isn't really an effective means of solving your problems in any sustainable way silly billy :)
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Why is it wrong to tell a women to smile?
Smiling reduces bloodb pressure, stress, pain even increases your immune system and makes you feel better.
It's a great pick me up. Even if you're angry or sad it can lighten your mood. Smiling is amazing, why is it considered bad?
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>>26447660
Yes, now stop asking.
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>>26447637
I haven’t massaged any male butthole, but in general hairy men is yummy men
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>>26447664
i literally havnt been here in months bitch
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>>26447656
Fair enough. One last question...
What does your breath smell like rn?
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>>26447635
Exactly, Jade was painted as the villain but she was actually great
>>26447611
I somehow injured my foot last night and feel shit, I want to go party with hot girls again but my social batteries are also spent, so maybe I'll just stay in and read manga. Seeing my friend tomorrow at least for shopping and getting dinner, will be nice
>>26447652
I take that as a compliment
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>>26447667
Probably chocolate and peanut butter. But I don't get the reference.
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Which one are you, male anons?
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>>26447662
It's patronizing as all hell. Imagine you're having the worst day of your life as a woman or what men might call Wednesday. Some mother fucked comes out of nowhere and tells you to smile. How do you feel?
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>>26447624
Try to ignore him. He desperately want attentions and will act like an edgy teenager and say basically anything
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>>26447573
M
tie her to the bed eagle spreaded and slowly edge her to orgasm with fingers oil tongue and vibrators and then cuddle to sleep
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>>26447682
I guess emotionally distant manipulator
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>>26447684
I know I'm making fun of him really. But at the same time I'm interested to know what this person's thought process is. I mean... why?
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>>26447682
Porn addict, since watching porn is 1000x better than having to put up with whatever is wrong with her.
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What age did the females and their friend groups lose their virginity? Where I live every 13 year old girl was desperate to do so. I even know of a 12 year old who lost it to her 17 year old boyfriend
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>>26447682
too good for her
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>>26447691
There's nothing about him worth knowing about.
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>>26447682
The second and last one
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>>26447682
>Porn addict
I jerk off once every day or once every 2 days
>Sensitive guy
I am emotional, I like sharing stuff throughout my day that I had to deal with
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>>26447694
>12
That's fucked. I know one other person like that and he spoke about the damage it caused with maturity at fourteen
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>>26447682
Not male, but isn’t porn addiction just the new norm. Every male I know likes it and want to try things they have seen
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>>26447682
The first two, especially the second
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>>26447682
im the supreme chad all of it why do u ask bro
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>>26447682
Two can play this game.
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>>26447584
I wear her pink dress from the banquet scene in the movie. Simple and elegant.
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>>26447573
M. Have sex in front of me with some other guy
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>>26447682
funny personable hermit
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why do women lie all the time?
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>>26447703
It's not even new (though I supposed the availability is) or an addiction, women are just seething they don't have exclusive control of men's sexual release anymore
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>>26447523
That seems fine. Some more notice would have been better, but it's a fine message overall.
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>>26447539
I used to do that as a teen on the library computers...
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>>26447662
I'm not a girl and certainly no white knight but why the hell would you tell somebody how they have to express themselves in your regards, ESPECIALLY as a pick up line?
Tell her instead that her smile is beautiful (even if she never smiled) or even better, instead of focusing on something in particular like smile or eyes which is corny as hell, simply tell her she looks beautiful.
Don't overthink it man
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>>26447660
I hike a lot so they can get pretty stinky, specially if there has been a lot of river crossings
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>>26447709
CUUTE
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>>26447683
I'd be happy.
I'd feel happy that they care enough to see that i looked down and that they wanted me to not be down.
I don't know why I'd hate them or be mad, they were trying to make me happy.
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>>26447682
Thing about that list is that with maybe the sole exception of porn addict all of those things are just things she wants in guys but without all the bad parts.
She wants a gymbro who looks good but doesn't think he does so she doesn't feel like she has to compete with other women.
She wants a "sensitive" man who's sensitive to her needs but shuts up about all of his needs.
She wants an "emotionally distant" stoic guy so long as he still fawns over her like an abused puppy.
She wants a "woke" guy without ever asking why a man would willingly take on such a self-deprecating position without expecting anything in return.
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>>26447702
She's now 21 with 3 kids and no dad in sight
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>>26447682
None because I'm not part of the dating pool
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any girl need a bf?
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>>26447183
Maybe consider moving to the south. Down there, it's suicide to wear pants past Late May, Especially in Georgia and Florida.
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>>26447682
All of the above except the "woke" part, I'm nazi as hell, and maybe the porn addict part too (I'm trting to quit)
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>>26447662
>noo I meant it's medically beneficial, not that it makes my dick hard
Nobody believes you
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>>26447682
how many boxes did you tick here, /atoga/? I got 4/5
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>>26447724
please dont pretend you hike
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French people do you actually call table football/foosball "babyfoot"? This French girl the other night called it that and I kept teasing her about it
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>>26447682
1, 2, and 4
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>>26447714
how else am I supposed to get comfortable in bed?
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>>26447703
I hope we get more legislation soon so that you have to register with your real name and ID before accessing porn sites and have to specifically ask your network provider to enable them.
Hopefully this will shame men into not sitting at home and jerking off all day and they will actually start working on improving themselves and becoming datable and actually be worth something.
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>>26447738
>women can't hike
Lol this is a new one
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>>26447714
if they didn't lie your self-esteem will go down the drain bro...
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>>26447716
But I am not seething. I like porn too, so does everyone I know regardless of gender
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>>26447742
hahahahaha god i love women they are so funny, who said they arent funny? well they are wrong! lol you go girl show them whose boss
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>>26447682
Probably the sensitive one.
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>>26447751
Thanks bud
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>>26447714
Because they want you to be confident in your decision, remember there can't be good without evil
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>>26447751
nta but I thought it was pretty funny and clever
>t. moid
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>>26447728
Really if you were bawling your eyes out because you shot yourself in the leg and someone said "hey smile more" you wouldn't see any problem with that?
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>>26447745
i didnt say women can't hike, i just dont think you do. crossing rivers? get real sweetie
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>>26447736
Do you really think I'm making this up? I mean it's not hard at all to google, instead of looking dumb that was always an option.
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>>26447747
Really, because I constantly see women crying about it
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>>26447744
Only if we can ban all social media as well so that women have to become desirable enough to date.
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>>26447573
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Have sex for as long as we can then fall asleep in each other's arms.
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>>26447757
>I thought it was pretty funny and clever
it wasnt. it was cute, but it was not funny and it wasnt clever
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>>26447764
Women ARE desirable enough to date. There isnt a femcel epidemic. its men who are failing.
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>>26447762
I didn't say it wasn't true, I just don't believe that's your motivation for saying it.
That's like trying to convince us that you say "hey girl, whip your tits out" because you want to help improve her bloodflow.
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>>26447573
m
i think i just want to make a girl cum repeatedly at this point
though if i'm being selfish i also want a girl to give me a continuous blowjob for a extremely long time
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>>26447770
Anorexia should be enforced by law, a woman should have to pay a fine for anything on her body that jiggles that isn't tits or ass.
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>>26447758
Being shot in the leg is completely different from just being sad.
If I was shot I'd want some help, if they were trying to lighten the mood by saying smile I'd get it.
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>>26447738
lol I love hiking, never need to pretend. Do you hike anon?
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>>26447775
Lol good one. Are you upset fat chicks can get more action (probably even with other girls) than the average male in this thread can?
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>>26447779
i give every hiker i meet a head shot its my fetish
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>>26447779
yeah, i'm about to take a hike right now because i can't stand the dishonesty ITT
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>>26447682
I jack it to porn once a day or two, beyond that I don't really fit anything here.
I'm kinda sensitive but I don't treat girls as an emotional tampon, I'd like to believe I'm pretty good at being the emotional support.
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>>26447786
Please do
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>>26447763
lol why do you seek these people out? Never been an issue with me
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>>26447682
>>26447682
WUT HOW COME YOU ONLY NOTICE THE BAD THINGS ABOUT US AND NOT THE GOOD. :(

I have a porn problem yes.. that's your fault you slut.
Need support from significant others. No not anymore not for years now.
Gym bro. No I'm just naturally ripped at this point
Emotional manipulation. I wish I were effectively capable of manipulating someone.
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>>26447784
unsolicited? god i hate actors so fucking much
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>>26447786
god damn shut the fuck up simp stargay is on here and all she talks about is hiking and being gay and rich pls dont feed into another hike discussion
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>>26447771
That's an extreme example that doesnt apply here but i guess you just don't trust others oh well.
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>>26447763
Are you one of the retards who constantly has his nose in "women bad" communities and thinks it reflects real life?
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>>26447782
Okay well thanks for confirming that women aren't very desirable.
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>>26447792
I don't seek them out, it's not exactly an opinion hidden away on the dark recesses of the internet
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>>26447796
>mentioning things you don't like before anyone else does, thus starting the discussion yourself
Are you stupid?
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>>26447786
Sounds good. Going far? I just ordered a new tarp I’m super excited about.
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>>26447782
So which is it? Are men failing and not worthy to date or go out with or is there such a surplus of men that women can easily get them whenever they want?
Youre inconsistent
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>>26447795
>unsolicited?
i dont think ive ever met a person beggin to get head shotted
>god i hate actors so fucking much
ok bro
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>>26447799
Sour grapes.
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>>26447796
maybe you should go take a hike to the suicide forest
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>>26447796
Please go on a hike somewhere without cell signal, fall and break your leg, and die alone from exposure.
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>>26447778
But the context is generally the same. You've suffered some personal injury and don't look happy because of it. Or maybe you just have resting bitch face. Point being it's rude.
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>>26447801
Kinda sounds like you are playing it up. It’s not like I am anywhere isolated on the internet so I am smelling bitterness and lies
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>>26447682
Lets go with sensitive one.
but let's be honest, I wouldn't even let you get close enough to me to be able to perform emotional labor.
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>>26447744
>"Hello? Is this the CEO of Viacom? Yes, I'd like to have access to all of the giantess and MILF femdom porn on the network... some lolicon too while you're at it... will I be able to save all the porn and repost it on anime imageboards? sure, here's a copy of my passport
... yes, I'll be paying with my NEETbuxx... just the one person to bill, yes, I've never had a girlfriend or sex... put it on my tab, thanks bitch, laterz
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>>26447155
Are shy guys a turnoff? Someone who maybe is a bit awkward the first few times you meet.
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>>26447682
None of these describe me
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>>26447779
have you ever gotten lost? i bet you have. women dont know where they are going ever.
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>>26447822
>women dont know where they are going ever.
Lol what
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>>26447818
I prefer shy guys at this point, I think.
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>>26447822
Did my boomer uncle find the internet?
What next, "women are bad drivers"?
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>>26447809
>>26447811
all simps need a headshot
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>>26447818
>Are shy guys a turnoff?
You already know the answer but you ask here hoping women will tell you something different. But they won't. The answer is yes.
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>>26447827
Simping for other girls would be gay.
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>come to this thread for some feel good motivation that maybe I can make it
>get even more depressed as every reply makes me feel more like undatable evolutionary dead end
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>>26447805
no i am not going hiking right now lol. why do you need a tarp? you making your own shelter or something?
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>>26447817
Based
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>>26447825
How come?
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>>26447831
kys homo
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>>26447314
Plot twist
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>>26447832
Just ignore the shitposters, trolls and femcels, this place is a cesspit
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>>26447824
>>26447826
don't worry ladies, if you ever did get lost i would find you and we would huddle together for warmth.
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Girls, which gf is closest to you? Guys, which gf of these would you prefer? Which would you not date?
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>>26447183
My legs look like shit.
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femanons, what would you do if this guy came up to you and asked you out?
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>>26447847
>Guys, which gf of these would you prefer?
I have no idea. I am 30 and i have never been close to a woman who isnt a coworker.
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>>26447841
The "men are failing" poster and the whole FDS thing makes literally no sense. They contradict themselves. I don't understand how they can take themselves seriously
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>>26447838
They're the best listeners and I get to see them grow more comfortable with me in realtime.
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>>26447183
Lazy
Can girls explain this: why do you like showing skin? Isn't it weird to wear yoga pants or mini skirts in public?
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>>26447847
they are all basically the same bitch
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>>26447265
32 isn't bad. It will limit you with some girls but it's not bad.

Not posting your age is a big red flag. And lying is only going to fuck you later.
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Butter, garlic and a little oli in the pan. Brown that shit. Throw in mushroom and crushed tomato. Salt, crushed red pepper flake. Let that shit simmer for awhile. Add heavy cream. Vodka sauce.

Egg wash. Slice chicken cutlets via breast. Coat in egg wash and bread crumbs. Fry them shits.


Take ciabatta. Toast inners. Slice fresh ball of mozz into quarter inch thick cuts. Layer on top of fresh greens. Add cutlet, drown the whole thing in the sauce.

God fucking damn I came when I ate that shit
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>>26447817
Giantesschad, I kneel
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>>26447852
call security
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>>26447832
Welcome friend. :)
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>>26447847

Male

Between anxious and smol angel. I like them to be a little bit on the edge with me, but in a healthy way.
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How can I cheer up my friend a lil bit? I don't want to be like "just cheer up and smile lmaoo ((:" or pressure them, but I don't like to see them sad; any ideas (I'm not the most socially tactful)
>inb4 fuck her
no
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>>26447847
This one is bigger but I still can barely read it
I guess I'm closest to the smol angel

>>26447852
>ricecel/nosecel/lipcel
lol
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>>26447864
Giantess poster is a literal high value male
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>>26447847
tldr
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>>26447866
the only correct move
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>>26447847
M
Soft goth with the personality of sweet mommy
>>26447864
I just love giant girls, especially when they're shy it's so cuuuuute
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>>26447847
i take the anxious or the soft goth gf, they both look hot too so theres that
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>>26447822
I did once, sure. Not anything bad though, I had a compass with me and had studied the map/area beforehand. It’s not really the gotcha moment you want since everyone with experience has gotten lost at some point.
Do you only walk on marked trails?
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>>26447881
stop watching porn
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>>26447814
It's to cheer somebody up, I'd want people to cheer me up, but ok
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>>26447847
I'd probably prefer comfy gf, doesn't HAVE to be thicc
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>>26447416
Male here, I used to flash girls on Omegle and Chatroullette when I was 17-20.
About 70% of time they just skipped me, sometimes angry, sometimes disgusted, sometimes with no reaction. But the remaining 30% stayed to watch, some just just stared, some smiled, some pulled out their phone to take pictures or record, some encouraged me by playing with their tongues or doing jerking motions, a few of them flashed back, one girl in particular masturbated with me.

Yes, I know it was wrong, which is why I stopped, and yes, I sometimes feel the urge to do it again but I more mature than that now, and I don't think women use sites like that anymore anyway.

I don't regret it though, I was very insecure at the time and having girls enjoying looking at my dick helped my self esteem, the girl who masturbated with was particularly pretty, the kind of girl who I would have considered to be out of my league, but there she was, touching herself while watching me touch myself.

I don't even have a decent dick, I am four incher, if my dick was big, or even average I am sure many of the girls who skipped would have stayed.

Whoever says women aren't visual and/or don't like to look at nude men is a fucking liar.
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>>26447847
Male
Where's the option for a girl that has more than one character trait?
Gun to my head it would probably be the angel GF because that kind of girl is a bit of a weakness for me, I just hope she doesn't look like an onlyfans stripper like in that pic,.
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>>26447847
give me the Dumbass b*tch Gf or Puppy Gf
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>>26447872
Ask her why she's gloomy.. or you know just ignore it because she needs to stop being so needy and fix her own problems. What're you her friend or something? Psssh get the fuck outta here with that shit
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>>26447847
I would say Puppy gf but Dumbass bitch gf sounds like it was written about me specifically
Except I don’t really swear, someone recently pointed out I say heck and gosh a lot which is embarrassing lmao
>>26447858
I don’t wear anything too short in public because I don’t want my vagina to be on display, but form fitting thin clothes are comfortable. Letting your skin breathe is also comfortable
If my buttcheeks or nipples aren’t out I don’t see a problem
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>>26447847
I don't like any of them because they're all the same
cowgirl is based though
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>>26447884
>everyone with experience has gotten lost at some point.
sorry to break it to you but us men just say we get lost to make women feel better about themselves.
>Do you only walk on marked trails?
hardly ever
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>>26447885
The future giantess you gotta accept this soon because otherwise when it starts to happen it's going to be very emotionally distressing
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>>26447885
I don't watch much porn, but also no
I also don't see what liking giant and shy girls has to do with porn. Even as a kid these ideas appealed to me. I had a crush on a classmate in elementary school who was taller than me and a tsundere
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>>26447892
I guess I could ask her what's up, if she wants to talk about stuff at all, or just feeling bleh... but maybe she'll want to take her mind off it and perk up later, idk
We're more like acquaintances, but I try not to be an asshole irl
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>>26447847
None of them are my type.
I like stern, serious, no-bs, no lovey-dovey conservative corporate-type GF who has her life planned out and doesnt care for romantic nonsense or act like a slut.
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>>26447899
Don't worry dude, I was born with the giantess fetish too.
We were born under the right star, we are the children of the future. These other people are of the past
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>>26447847
Give me Cowgirl gf or give me or death
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>>26447903
ur gay
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>>26447835
I got a tarp and bug netting for shelter. I don’t need to make it on my own, it’s a tarp/raincoat. Wanted to make my base weight lighter
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>>26447896
>every male hiker is secretly lying
Incredible
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Are we all gonna make it, lads?
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>>26447894
>someone recently pointed out I say heck and gosh a lot which is embarrassing lmao
Toontown called, they're asking when you're coming home.
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>>26447904
Does the reverse of giantess also appeal to you though? I also love mini girls. Tfw no thumbelina gf to put in my pocket
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>>26447847
Who of the regular femanons fits each gf type?
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>>26447909
we do it because we care
>>26447908
cool
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>>26447907
My therapist says I have the thought patterns convictions and preferences of a 60 year old.
Help.
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>>26447902
Yeah just say I'm here if you want to talk about it I guess. Not an expert. This may be improper game but I prefer practicality in messaging... so I'd just tell her that short and sweet and leave it alone otherwise. She didn't go into huge detail about it neither should you I guess
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>>26447855
Assume malice.
The girls that hate men the most are mid as fuck and know that without Tinder and the current American cultural rot where women can never be held accountable for anything ever that they would be forced into marrying the men that they deem incels today.
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>>26447910
No. 90% of people here will die alone and that's a good thing for the world.
If they are over 25 that number jumps to 99%
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>>26447911
I banned on ToonTown rewritten for bullying people
>>26447894
https://youtu.be/2Un0sz0JSUE
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question to women (female)
what helps you cum when you're having sex? what do you do when you can't get over the edge?
>t. got a gf that i can't make finish at all, even though i never had that problem with previous partners
>what works the best is nipple play and obv clitoral but even these don't get her there, and in terms of fucking it's cowgirl when i can play with her tits or anything from the back, but i can't last long doing it like that
>also doing plenty of foreplay and cuddling before and afterwards, but being pretty rough when at it
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>>26447922
no bulli
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>>26447912
No, I only like giantess and not minigirl.
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>>26447872
>lmk if u wanna join
translation: I would like you to join
Helping someone out of being bummed out is often just being around and sympathizing while they're going through it, go out with her, let her rant about it and if you can't think of anything clever to say, sympathize.
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>>26447847
I look like sweet mommy gf. But non of the personalities seem to fit
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>>26447918
OK, thanks anon... cool cool, will do this, don't want to draw more attention to it than needed/make her self-conscious
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As a guy how do I know I'm attractive looking without posting my picture online? Like if I should dl tinder?
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>>26447928
Thanks anon, just asked her when she'd like to meet, yeah I'll let her vent if she wants and make some dumb jokes or whatever
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>>26447921
I don't believe this. Why do you think this?
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>>26447913
Rule Breaker: Cowgirl gf
Frozen anon: Annoying gf in blankets
Tyedye: Comfy gf
JH: Wolf gf
Bimbo: Dumbass bitch gf
Sweet: Smol Angel gf
CB: Dont give a fuck gf
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>girl makes fun of me again by copying my mannerisms in a mocking manner
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM ALREADY INSECURE ENOUGH THATS WHY MY BODY MOVES UNNATURALLY I CANT RELAX AROUND PEOPLE

FUCK YOU!
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>>26447896
Seems like I know more hikers than you, or just people in general. And hiking.
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>>26447682
I was sensitive guy
Never again
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>>26447932
>how do I know I'm attractive looking without posting my picture online?
you will know
>Like if I should dl tinder?
sure, don't expect a lifelong partner
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god this place is depressing, now i remember why i stopped coming here
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>>26447922
>Want to make a who framed roger rabbit joke
>google toon town
>"oh right, it was a game"
>attach an image from the movie
>still mistaken for the game
Fucking fine
It's a good movie though
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>>26447932

Isn't tinder exactly the same as posting your picture online?

Never understood the "doxx" fear in 4chan.
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Why do incels seem to think men and women cant be friends?
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>>26447940
well you are wrong so...
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Why is the vibe so weird and slow today
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>>26447939
Are you >>26445536?
Because I already told you, no one is mocking you, you dumbass.
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>>26447951
because you ask stupid questions like this. next
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>>26447945
The girls are nice to me and I have a good time here
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>>26447847
Is there one for boys?
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>>26447929
No you dont
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>be me
>have date for tonight with QT
>last minute my best friend and fiancé make plans to celebrate her birthday with all of our friends
>cancel on girl thinking it’s the right thing to do
>says she’s down to reschedule for Tuesday although we might have to “play it by ear”

I hate this. She was really cute. Even if she was a liberal with dyed hair snd I am a conservative fit guy. I feel like I fucked up and I’m imagining she might have been the one

It’s not hard for me to find new girls so I don’t know why I’m so torn about this
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>>26447955
No I am not the same person.
And yes they are, she said the same sentence I did and moved the same way I do because I have super stiff and weird movements. I basically move like a cartoon butler because I overthink every motion due to being too stressed out in social situations.
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>>26447941
Yeah fuck that shit. Went through a period of depression and sapped hard to a girl. It darkened me I think. I'm talking permanent emotional scarring.
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>>26447959
>girls
anon i...
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Is this friend energy or potential bfXgf energy?
>There's a girl who I have a crush on and we're friends. We text pretty regularly and I like to tease her playfully. I also called her cute a couple of times and she didn't seem to mind and one time she said she loved it when I compared her to a rabbit "because shes so cute". Shes also ok with my arm being around her shoulders and she likes to give me sips of her drink when we're out. We also buy each other drinks and shots
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>>26447963
It seems like you're going to get both things so don't sweat it man
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>>26447932
Do tinder with a generic bio, the amount of matches you get compared to other men is your attractiveness.

Another good test is that if you're not attractive enough to have a girl of your preference come onto you then you're not attractive enough to be asking anyone out.
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>>26447960
there are only 2 types of boys, incel and chad
choose wisely
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>>26447847
>>26447913
JH is cowgirl. Bimbo is soft cute. Scandi is anxious gf. Birdy is tsundere
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>>26447924
>what do you do when you can't get over the edge?
I start crying. Lol
Honestly, that sounds really strange that she still can’t get off even after trying so many different things. Do you know if she masturbates?
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>>26447951
im not an incel and its the truth bitch
all ur friends would bang you in a second
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>>26447972
>JH is cowgirl
i think you mean horsegirl
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>>26447856
I wish more women had the same patience as you
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>>26447961
Pretty close. Bit longer hair, more auburn. Freckles.
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>>26447971
No for real though let's do one for boys it would be fun
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>>26447963
Am I an absolute retard for thinking that the correct move here is to ask your best friend and fiancé if you could bring her over to celebrate with them?
seems like a good opportunity to let her meet your social circle and have some fun

and yes, apparently I am a retard for replying to the wrong post.
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>>26447965
I was told “no need to be insecure” while being emotionally cheated on
And I still wholeheartedly love women
>>26447971
Kek true
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>>26447968
I am just doubtful I guess. I feel bad for canceling. I was honest tho and told her what was up and she agreed my friends thing was definitely a priority

She says she has a hair appointment Tuesday but also said she thinks we’ll be able to work it out.

IE “Yeah we can do that, but I have a hair appointment so we might have to play it by ear but the same time *should* be fine”

It just sounds like she’s gonna cancel and I guess I can’t blame her
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I havent been hugged for 7 years
This cant be healthy.
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>>26447982
And fat
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>>26447986
Not for a first meeting I feel, he would have to split attention too much and she'd be a complete stranger to all these people. Women HATE going to places with a lot of people if they don't know a few people there
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>>26447964
Dude tell her to fuck off as politely as possible. I mean without literally saying the words fuck off tell her to fuck off. For instance I had a female coworker that would not shut the fuck up so I told her "I'd rather be bombed in Ukraine than work with you right now". You know what she flipped her shit called hr got laughed at and never spoke to me again. That or work on your gait or awkwardness
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>>26447576
Why are you meeting parents dressed as princesses?
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Is being a womanizer attractive?
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>>26447986
She is a girl I met on bumble and they are also pretty low key / private. If I told them I was bringing a new girl they’d assume she was another random girl I was just fucking and wouldn’t be happy about it.

If I told them it was someone I had been seeing for awhile and that I really liked it would be a different story. But they’re both very conservative and private and wouldn’t be happy with me bringing a random girl I haven’t met before

Again, if she and I had been seeing each other for awhile, I’d 100% have asked her to come along
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>>26447576
>not wearing a seashell bra
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
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>>26447682
Porn addict is the one I am the closest to.
The stuff I Jack off to is not exactly porn, I don't like seeing other people have sex, but I do like looking at amateur naked girls, I don't like the OF/e-thot types.
I am not sensitive, I am in fact too cold for my own good.
I don't think I am narcissistic, I actually have a low opinion of myself because I have accumulated a lot of failures the past 5 years.
I am not socially skilled enough to manipulate anyone.
Fuck no, I despise everything woke/feminist/SJW related.
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>>26447989
Honestly after my whole debacle I dont really like them. I'm trying to worn on that... lot's of female abusers throughout my life attracted to me evidently because I'm both attractive and a polite doormat
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>>26447847
Tsundere gf: JH
Anxious gf: London femanon
E-thot gf: Bimboanon
Sweet mommy gf: Oxford Comma
Comfy gf: Tyedye
Cowgirl girlfriend: Starew
Soft cute gf: SweetNLow
Puppy gf: BPD girl
Don't give a f*ck gf: Birdy (CB)
Weeb gf: Frozeanon
Soft goth gf: Virgin kink anon
Big tiddy goth gf: The other anon with a virgin kink
Wolf girlfriend: Mowse
Smol angel girlfriend: Kloe
Dumbass b*tch gf: Cutter-chan
Annoying gf in blankets: Tomoko wife anon's wife
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>>26448005
Bee yourself
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>>26448014

Which one is the tummy poster French anonette. I want to lick her tummy.
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>>26447943
>you will know
I feel that I am but I've seen many guys think so about themselves and be wrong.

What makes a attractive face?
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>>26447847
no mulatto maid gf?
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>>26447953
hangover hours
>>26447932
Tinder's not a good metric, it's mostly about location and interesting/funny pictures
Hit on MILFs at bars
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>>26448013
There are great women out there just like there are piss poor men out there
I keep that in mind
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>>26448014
Is there a database of all the girls on this board or something else I dont know about? Am I a newfag again?
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>>26448018
ooh la la, link plz?
she can be baguette gf
>>26448024
>Is there a database of all the girls on this board
in my brain yes
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>>26448014
My fav is the anonymous trip girl who’s into science
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>>26447982
Since when can brown girls have freckles
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>>26447932
Go out and hook up with girls.
I know I'm handsome because I go out and hook up with girls and they like me. AND I'm the giantess anon so if I can do it every one of you guys can.
I believe in you anons you can do it you just have to fucking do it.
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>>26447967
>she said she loved it when I compared her to a rabbit "because shes so cute"
cuuuute desu
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I like anime girls so much real women dont do anything for me anymore.
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>>26448014
Being called ethot gf is the worst thing that’s ever been said about me here how dare you. I Love other girls
And I’m not even good at games
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>>26448033
That's not good anon
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>>26448023
So I've been told but the problem is I seem to attract a lot of manipulative people.. which always ends poorly as I fail to differentiate between women with morals and women without as a result. It gives me the feeling that people are not truly kind to me just using me. Which reminds me of my family. I should go back to therapy with that new found insight I guess
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>>26448035
>And I’m not even good at games
that's why you're an ethot
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>>26447937
>>26448014
>both making tyedye the chubby one
lol

>>26448024
no organized list that I know of, it’s just compiled by autists who spend too much time here
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>>26448019
Mascfaggotry is out of style anon, kpop is in now
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>>26448027
eh, she seems smart but but kind of conceited and judgemental. and the stuff about lying to her body count to guys because "it doesn't matter" while saying shy virgins were mass shooters in the making was lame. would let her dominate me tho
>>26448031
you're gonna need to give some of these autists a tutorial dude
>>26448033
I love anime girls but real women are also pretty cool
>>26448035
you're e-thot gf but with big tiddy goth gf personality tbqh
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>>26448035
Oh you're the one the supposedly smells like cotton candy aren't you?
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>>26448026

I don't have it. She has posted a couple of times.
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is it time?
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>>26448026
>ooh la la, link plz?
If anyone can identify her it’s you.
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26364157/#26365361
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>>26448032
Do you think it means she likes me if she said that?
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>>26448051

>that pic

What's wrong with playing chess, faggot.
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>>26448045
is the girl in that pic even chubby tho? she just looks hella thicc. also tye dye was a healthy weight from her pix. but I love chubby girls. was sleeping over earlier with a girl bigger than me lel
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>>26448045
>>26448026
Never underestimate the will to power of the autist.
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>>26448038
>>26448053
Cant be helped. They are just so much better. I look at real women and all I see are their flaws.
Especially women past 25 start looking so washed-up and its so obvious they are trying to cover up shit with excessive makeup. Their morality is off-putting as whenever I behold it, I am reminded of my own.
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>>26447994
No, I’m fit.
>>26448028
Long time.
I’m half Korean, half Scandinavian
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>>26448019
>I feel that I am but I've seen many guys think so about themselves and be wrong.
take an objective measure of how women talk to you when you're not having a conversation that relies on them being nice to you, women will always be friendlier to attractive men
>What makes a attractive face?
symmetry, youth, strong features, good eyebrows
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>>26448040
Gotta be optimistic, mon gars
I am learning it too, but you have to consent to the vulnerability while also knowing your boundaries.
Maybe you should read “Il Principe”
Best of luck <3
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>>26448071
>Implying I talk to women
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>>26448059
damn cute
soz tho idk who that is
>>26448058
THE FUTURE
>>26448063
>the will to power
to power what?
>>26448064
I mean they are called anime IDOLS for a reason dude. but imperfections make ppl IRL endearing uwu
>older women with excessive makeup
hot, maybe you just have shit taste tbqh
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>>26448062
I love them too. “More to love” indeed.
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>>26448035
Why are you called bimbo anon
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>>26448082
so cuddly :>
>>26448083
I called her that as a joke because she sounds like a 12 year old and has pink hair and is an #influencer. but she's actually hella smart and doesn't have the personality of a bimbo, and she seems to mommy her bf a bit
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>>26448062
It’s the descriptions around her
>cute tummy
>pillow thigh
>eats a lot
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>>26448079
based
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>to power what
>has never read neitszche
*Scoffs incredulously*
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>>26448080
>THE FUTURE
?
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I would do anything to start over and be born an average normie.
I would even be OK with being poor. I would even be OK with having an alcoholic father who beat me. I dont care. I just wish I was normal and went through the normal things people go through at the age they are supposed to.
My life is fucking gone and I have nothing. Maybe WWIII will start and I will get conscripted so at least I can die in service of something. FUCK!
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Girls, what are some sus things you've seen guys do when talking to girls?
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Why is “e-thot” even a thing? Did thots exist before the internet?
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>>26448096
Normies are stupid
You do not need to be a normie to get what you want in life
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>>26448093
Based
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>>26448097
Distracting her while his friend takes upskirt photos.
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>>26448059
99% sure that's the 23 year old femanon who posted her small ass recently too
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>>26448054
She smells and looks like it
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>>26448108
oh my god, please tell me that isn't a thing people actually do.
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>>26448087
>is an #influencer.
Link her shit
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>>26448112
I’m afraid so. He gets her to lean over a table and talk to him, while the friend sneaks behind her with a camera. Seen it many times.
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>>26447974
yeah, we've been at it for over a year now and still enjoy our time but her orgasming is just impossible for me
we've got close a handful of times but never finished her
doesn't masturbate, did before when we were apart for longer amounts of time but not anymore
said she didn't enjoy it as much anyway
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>>26448109
I'm sorry. I think I heard someone say posted and ass and 23 and fem?
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>>26448089
sounds ideal
>>26448092
I have actually but I don't remember that part D:
>>26448094
giant girls, or something, idk ask the autist
>>26448096
>wanting to be a poor normalfag with beater father
wtf shit taste
I love being a non-normalfag desu, I feel like a ghost half the time (which can be comfy), and IRL like a weird sandbox game and it's fun to troll people
>>26448109
yeah, did some detective work, think it's london femanon
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>>26448108
Thanks for the idea! I will go around with my friends doing that this summer
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>>26448124
gross, why are moids like this
>>26448113
post your dick first
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>>26447967
Any help? Am I just making a bigger deal of this shit than I should be?
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>>26448115
Actually disgusting.
Hope they see the errors in their way and eventually stopped doing that shit.
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>>26447847
Sweet mommy gf > big titty goth gf >>> the rest
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>>26448121
>>26448105
>being a normie is bad
I am almost 30 and I have nothing in my life. I am withering away day by day and I have nothing to look forward to. I make barely enough money to live, I come back ultra exhausted, eat, pass out and then repeat.
Its over for me, I fucked it all up. I will never have anything people strive towards and am doomed to be a lonely wageslave.
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>>26448091
It's not based. I've been ugly/fat my whole life, now that I've shed 20 pounds and worked out I have no if I'm attractive enough to use tinder or not

Oh and I can't use holiday pics because I'm fat & ugly in em
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>>26448121
*Scoffs even more incredulously*
The will to power is his most famous work and bu work i mean book. How dare you, sir? Well insults in mine own house aside it's well worth a read if you're into knowing about the darker more forbidden aspects of the human condition
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>>26447847
Tsundere, minus all the cute redeeming crap.
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>>26447967
Hmm, this is either GF energy from a quiet girl, or just an extroverted girl who treats everyone this way. I’d say it’s not quite a sure thing, but the signs are positive.
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>>26447963
>>26447968


Well we agreed for Tuesday. Says we have to play it by ear because of her appointment but we should be good for the same time / place. I thanked her for being understanding and said I’m looking forward to it and she said “I am too! :) have a good evening”

Am I in the clear? What are the odds she’ll cancel again?
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>>26448134
But at least you'll never get laid anon. Sex is disgusting.. stay over here where it's safe.
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>>26448100
Of course they did, zoomer.
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>>26448043
Look I try, I’m too shaky to aim properly
>>26448054
I’ve been trying to find more cotton candy scented body products that are actually good quality
The bees love it
>>26448083
Qt explained it but also I started it by calling him a himbo
I have a degree, I think I’m decently intelligent lol. Just lack a little common sense sometimes but like don’t we all
>>26448113
Do you think I would ever be dumb enough to have posted my social media here
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How can we tell if a man is complimenting us because he actually genuinely feels that way or if he’s only complimenting us because that’s what he thinks we want to hear?
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>>26448121
>giant girls, or something, idk ask the autist
Very true!
>>26448126
>post your dick first
Why? You're already putting yourself out there as an influencer.
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>>26448134
sounds like you're just depressed dude
nothing wrong with being a wagie (I tell myself)
>>26448135
are you bri'ish? mate just go down pub with a pal and hit on some birds
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>>26447847
Personality wise, sweet mommy gf with some annoying gf in blankets moments.
Physically, I look pretty much exactly like the annoying gf kek
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>>26448149
Fuckboys will always do the later, normal people will always do the former.
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>>26448149
Trying to guess what dialogue option leads to sex
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>>26448157
>I look pretty much exactly like the annoying gf
L O N D O N
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>>26448148
>but like don’t we all
Only women
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>>26448144
another anon, sounds like you're in the clear and she really is into it
if she accepted a different time then it's for real
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>>26448153
>Bong
Nah mate, you'd think my poor english would give that away. Anyway there are no good bars like that around
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>>26448148
How many followers did you say you have?
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>>26448148
>Qt explained it but also I started it by calling him a himbo
Who's QT?
>Do you think I would ever be dumb enough to have posted my social media here
Why not? Don't you want to influence?
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Girls, How would you react if your pertner revealed that he used services of a prostitute in the past?
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>>26448164
>you'd think my poor english would give that away
I mean people here have poor english too
sorry though dude, nowhere you can go with a buddy? but yeah, snap some new pics and try apps, might as well, nothing to lose
>>26448165
she said she has ~100k
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>>26448161
You're roughly 4 years too late, sorry anon.
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>>26448163
Ok cool

I am hoping so. I genuinely felt bad for canceling and I do want to go out with her. I’m just hoping she’s not gonna cancel now but I’d have to be understanding all things considered
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>>26448128
The winds are in your favor if but for the moment. Should you cast your lot in amongst the waves maybe you shall indeed find redemption. But be forwarned sailor, the sea is a fickle mistress.

*lights pipe puffing softly, inhaling the damp smoke tasting leafy tobacco.

A fickle bitch indeed...
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Girls, what is a "fuckboy"?
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>>26448121
>think it's london femanon
Wtf starting to believe this one can't be real, seems too hot to be here.
>>
is it a bad thing if girls and guys constantly mistake me for a girl when we're just communicating using text?
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>>26448148
Oh you're into bees? That's pretty cool. I had a bee farm in my backyard back home but they all died. I'm sure they would have loved cotton candy. If I'd only known. :(
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>>26448182
she's really hot just really insecure
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>>26448184
Nigga, it's you who're talking about here. You're the one who has to say if you think it's bad or not. Are you gay?
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>>26448153
>sounds like you're just depressed dude
Wouldnt know, sometimes I get so mad at my situation I scream out loud and hit some random surface. Sometimes minor self-harm like biting into my arm or scratching myself. Cant really control it. I am sure its not healthy and I am sure it will get worse with age.
>nothing wrong with being a wagie (I tell myself)
Depends on how much you make. After the recent inflation surge I make barely enough to pay rent/bills/food/gas.
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>>26448170
brb getting time machine
>>26448166
>Who's QT?
your worst nightmare
I like to think of myself as an anti-role model
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Girls is having sex with 19 women too many?
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>>26448169
>Snap pics
Won't those be dishonest? My looks vary a lot depending on the selfie/lightning etc etc
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>>26448182
The ass makes it easier to believe kek
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>>26448192
I don't like to label my sexuality.
I'll guy or gal or whatever, if we click I'll take it.
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>>26448196
>your worst nightmare
> I like to think of myself as an anti-role model
Lol why though?
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>>26448197
Up to you
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>>26448166
>Who's QT?
The only good bong that ever existed.
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>>26448162
If that’s what makes you feel better anon
>>26448165
I’ve never said specifically. I think the range I gave last time was between 75k and 100k on my largest platform
>>26448166
The guy who answered your question first
>Don’t you want to influence?
No, I want to make money. And you fuckers would absolutely interfere with that if my socials got linked here lol
>>26448167
I would just break up with him
>>26448184
Nah I don’t think so, it’s very hard to read tone over text sometimes
Do you use a lot of exclamation marks and emojis? Or abbreviations like omg, rn, w/e
>>26448185
Oh no that’s so sad D: how did they die?
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>>26448198
>Won't those be dishonest? My looks vary a lot depending on the selfie/lightning etc etc
dude half the bimbolicious girls on Tinder are also exploiting the shit out of angles and lighting in their pix. as long as your pics actually look like you you're fine. I'm not very photogenic (ppl have told me this) which is kinda good cause people are often pleasantly surprised irl
>>26448197
why not make it an even 20
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>>26448203
You still ain't answered your own question. Do you like being mistaken for a girl or would you rather be seen as a fag?
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>>26448166
How about I influence your ass, punk?
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>>26448206
Im asking you though. I don't think it is and I also don't care if a girl has had sex with a decent amount of guys before
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>>26448167
If he has a clean bill of health, then I wouldn’t really mind.
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>>26448205
>why though
I make many terrible life choices
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>>26448197
At the same time? Definitely.
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>>26448208
Yes it does make me feel better but I am still a virgin so not too much better
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>>26448208
>No, I want to make money. And you fuckers would absolutely interfere with that if my socials got linked here lol
I would never do anything to hurt your livelihood. Still you're making the right choice probably lol
>>26448211
>why not make it an even 20
I tried last night but didn't smash :/
>>26448213
No
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>>26448149
You can't always tell that someone's lying by what they say in the moment. Even if he is a fuck boy he may mean what he says anyways. Maybe you really are a cutie patootie. That's a statement of fact it doesn't mean anything. What matters is what comes after the compliment but more importantly their actions. So I'd say take every compliment as though it were sincere but neither let it go to your head or count them too greatly as something akin to or even more than their actions. That is of course you have Intel suggesting otherwise.
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>>26448208
>I would just break up with him
But why? What's the big deal, a boy gotta relieve himself and it's much healthier then porn and masturbation.
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>>26447847
>Guys, which gf of these would you prefer?
Mommy gf>cowgirl>comfy gf>dumbass bitch gf
>Which would you not date?
Don't give a fuck gf seems to be the default state of most girls. Definitely don't like that. I'll just move on if you don't show that you car about me.
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>>26448222
Don't do that
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speaking of bongs, reminds me of my trip over there
a lady literally got stabbed down the street from where I was staying, pic related
got a police visit at 3 am asking me if I saw anything.
Feels so weird to have been so close to death.
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>>26448231
>I tried last night but didn't smash :/
unlucky dude, better luck next time
I slept over with a girl while blackout drunk and went to the bathroom and then accidentally went into her roommate's bedroom
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>>26448208
How many followers on all platforms combined? Estimated
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>>26448243
Yea you told me in the last thread. Is your foot/ankle still hurting?
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>>26448176
Like the typical college party bro who only wants sex, maybe slightly more refined
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Girls, how long do you think you could live in the shoes of the average khhv anon from these threads without wanting to off yourselves due to social isolation, everyone in society ignoring or actively making fun of you and receiving 0 attention from potential love partners?
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>>26448208
The bees? They just froze to death. My faggot father saved the queen however the rest of the hive was gone so we had to put her down at the vets office. I prefer dogs personally they don't sting.
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>>26448216
its bc ur an ugly whore with no standards who fucked ever fat cunt on tinder
>>
What was the last kind thing you did for someone else without asking anything in return?
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>>26448240
lol is that east london? bare dodge ngl
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>>26448258
Rude
I don't use dating apps I meet girls in person.
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>>26448261
Helped my grandma get a baking dish from the top shelf
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>>26448252
I'd bet 3.5 hours before they went to buy the gun. A permanent solution to a permanent problem. (I'm fucking joking your problems aren't permanent don't fucking kill yourselves you faggot idiots)
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>>26448261
Helped an old guy find his seat at the baseball stadium the other night.
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>>26448247
Ah yeah I think I did. And yeah shit hurts, I have to walk on my tiptoes on my right foot ;_; maybe I can meet some nurse girl at the bar to feel sorry for me
>>26448261
I took out some bitch's trash cause it was overflowing
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>>26448265
no you dont
girls wont just let u fuck them
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>>26448252
If my brain comes with me into the KHHV body, then I’m confident I could use my knowledge to successfully date a woman.
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>>26448176
Formerly known as wiggers.
>>
anyone watching Eurovision, eurobros? The worlds cringiest contest
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>>26448262
Don't know, I suck at geography, the address says Bedford Place
apparently it's got a high as fuck crime rate?
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>>26448261
Took my grandmother out to sushi downtown with my last paycheck the day after getting fired. Old lady ran that check the fuck up too. Goddammit grammy.
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>>26448270
Based. The majority of them will NEVER make it, It IS a permanent problem.
So either accept living alone and your current situation being what you spend the rest of your life living like or ... look for a way out.
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>>26448233
How is it healthier than masturbation?
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>>26448231
It honestly probably wouldn’t do much harm but I don’t want to give anyone here stalker fuel lol
>>26448233
Kys
>>26448246
On all platforms? Almost 200k
>>26448252
The incels here are incels out of their own doing. If these men would listen to constructive criticism, get hobbies, work on their issues, get in shape, groom themselves, dress nicely, and behave like the rest of us are expected to behave in society they wouldn’t have these problems
So to answer your question, I wouldn’t. Because I would just better myself
>>26448261
I saw a girl hitchhiking when I was driving home today and it freaked me tf out so I drove her to get her some lunch and then to where she was trying to go
Not exactly above and beyond or anything, I was just worried she’d end up in a ditch and everyone loves free food
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>>26448149
just find out if he only wants sex of if he wants you as a gf
its that simple
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>>26448096
I don't even want to change my circumstances, I just want to go back to the first year of middle school. I don't even need to keep my memories I just need a recurring nightmare where I'm me as I am now and I won't fuck up this time.
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>>26448275
nta but a lot of thots like to hookup and will go home with random dudes on a night out. one of my friends went back with a guy last night (I think)
>>26448283
FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS WAS ON desu it's been kinda boring in recent years, I'll probs meet friend in a bit and watch it tho
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Would actual smart, nerdy girls go for a dumb chad?


im fortunate enough to be attractive and i'm not an asshole, but i get really insecure around girls who are actually legitimately intelligent and/or are nerdy because i love just listening to them talk and teach me stuff i can't understand on my own, they seem to see the world in a bigger way, i can talk to most females and gain something out of it, but idk why i'm in love with nerdy or tomboy girls.
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>>26448283
oh jesus the eurovision, the show synonymous for the LGBT and women. That show was cool until that tranny from Austria won in 2015
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>>26448208
And 75k-100k isn’t even a huge amount for an influencer, right? So it’s not like you’re trying to brag or flex your popularity. I think another girl said she just started and has around 30k already.
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How bad is it to be a 24y male virgin? Should I try to rack up as high of an bodycount as I can before committing? To make up for lost time?

>>26448211
I still have some loose skin/excess fat under my chin, if I lean in it's pretty nice but otherwise I should probs wait a month or two for it to disappear for good

Looks pretty much like pic rel in the right but I used to have a double chin soooooo. ... Straight shot looks worse
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>>26448294
>Would... girls go for....chad?
Yes. Come on dude. I feel like you're flexing.
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>>26448294
I wouldn't say I'm a chad, I'm a fucking retard though and have mostly ended up with smart girls. Dated a girl who went to Cambridge and another to Oxford. Maybe they take pity on me
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>>26448294
I’m sure you’re not that dumb
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>>26448288
Personally I've been living like that Xanax overdose really did kill me and so now in this upper rung of hell I'm just kind've comfortable in misery but also always trying to get the fuck out of where I am in life right now. Live like you're already dead.

"To win any battle you must fight as if you are already dead"
Musashi Miyamoto
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>>26448290
You sound kinda like a bitch. Do you know that?
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>>26448261
I spent the whole evening babysitting my friend's son while they went on a date and smashed.
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>>26448283
>ynr the epic sax guy.
Spain actually has a good act this year
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>>26448299
>How bad is it to be a 24y male virgin?
bad but at least you're not a 30y male virgin so go for it
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>>26447980
And proud.
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>>26448311
Its funny how he was the first and last time I cared about Eurovision
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>>26448294
I had a smart, nerdy girl into me, but I never made a move for some reason.
>she would bump into me after class lots of times
>was on a cruise ship and she would lay down on my bed while titanic was playing on the small tv
>gave me chocolate
(Pls write me if you're reading this)
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>>26448299
>Should I try to rack up as high of an bodycount as I can before committing?
Up to you but gross bro
I just want 1 waifu 4eva. It's not very realistic but I'd be lowkey proud if I could find the right grill someday and commit entirely to her
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>>26447344
I would have bullied you so hard.
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>>26448294
>women willing to sit and teach you something
Proof that women are all liars and just want Chad. Do you know how many years I've tried getting a woman to teach me something? *sniffle* Do you? :(
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>>26448318
anon...
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>>26448290
>The incels here are incels out of their own doing.
I am sorry. I did my best.
I lost 30 kilos, I groom myself, I smell nice, I wear nice clothes, I have no vices or addictions, I am polite and I listen to people, I have a job with upwards mobility.
its not enough. There is something offputting about me that keeps women away or rather makes them want to be my buds but never date me. On the outside I look fine but inside I feel only excruciating pain.
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>>26448309
You sound kinda like a bitch. Do you know that?
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>>26448283
Thanks for reminding me, I will be watching it with my sister. I am from Norway lets hope we win
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>>26448216
If we were dating, it’s too much for me personally. But other than that who cares
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>>26448292
We are not gonna make it, bro. We exist so others can look at us and learn what not to do with their lives.
I have tried my best to support younger guys, give them advise, help them out with what I can be it a loan of money, a ride somewhere, help with studying or whatever else. People I've met at work or on the internet mostly.
We are just doomed to be side-characters.
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>>26448328
Do you have... terrible foot odor? That was my problem. Then I got tough acting tenactin. Cured that shit right up. Not the ladies flock to me and i am there shepherd
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>>26448197
For me, it would be.
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>>26448297
Yeah it’s not a flex lol it’s just like, my job
I don’t think much of it anymore
>>26448309
Good
No pussy boys allowed
>>26448328
Where do you typically try to meet people? Has anyone ever specifically said there are things about you they don’t like? Sometimes it’s a personality issue, being nice isn’t enough. You need to be interesting, or funny, or have something about you that makes you stand out from the average person
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>>26448322
That probably won't happen to me tbqh desu. I'm too old to find love, not that I've ever been in love.

>>26448290
Nobody tells incels that. Like no one says you're ugly, hit the gym or you dress like shit. When they do they're insults and not constructive.

No one told me to lose weight, not even the doctors. When I did people close to me tried to gaslight me not to
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>>26448283
lol yup
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>>26448348
>No pussy boys allowed
oh..
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>>26448283
Cringe contests are good. They keep the nations humble.
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>>26448348
Do you post pictures of yourself on social media?
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>>26448318
>being on a cruise ship with girl that bumped into you in the hall "on accident" "a few times"
>she's laying on YOUR bed
>titanic is playing
And you mean to tell me you didn't kick that bitch out and finish titanic, nigga? Seriously, fuck you, nigga. Tired a this fuck shit mane.
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If you are watching Eurovision, on behalf of all the Finns. I am sorry for our disgraceful act /atoga/, Now I will return to /int/.

Eurobros and sis is your country currently in the Eurovision final?
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>>26448348
>>26448357
And do these pics contain tits?
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>>26448340
So grab yourself a side bitch and roll with it. The main character is a faggot anyways.
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>>26448344
No but lol, glad it worked out for you.
>>26448348
>Where do you typically try to meet people?
Couple of years ago at uni now at social events.
>Has anyone ever specifically said there are things about you they don’t like?
No they dont have to.
>Sometimes it’s a personality issue, being nice isn’t enough. You need to be interesting, or funny, or have something about you that makes you stand out from the average person
I cant judge how interesting I am. I have male friends that like hanging out with me and my colleagues like chatting with me because I know a lot of stuff on esoteric shit normies only understand on surface level like philosophy and psychology. But yeah hard to judge.
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>>26448367
>Hän katsoo euroviisua
Poikani hyi vittu
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>>26448275
What do you mean "let"?
I meet girls in bars and such
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>>26448367
Do you guys wanna watch it together on cytube?
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>>26448340
I still want to believe and I've actually felt an urge to try improving recently but the fact that it probably won't go anywhere is really holding me back. At least there's next reincarnation I guess
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>>26448350
You’re not too old to find love, but having that mentality will prevent it from happening
And a lot of people don’t offer up actual constructive criticism, it’s a lot easier to enable people. I’ve lost a few friends after I’ve stopped enabling their self destructive behavior and tried to actually encourage them to change their lives for the better
Sometimes that’s what you have to do, upset people for their own good. I wish my friends had done that for me in the past as well
>>26448354
I’m sorry anon :[ I’m sure you’re not that much of a pussy boy
>>26448357
Sometimes, nothing lewd. Mostly just cute aesthetic pink pics
>>26448374
I truly do not mean this in a rude way, I’m just trying to offer up my perspective here
If women don’t like you and you truly have no idea why, there is most likely a glaringly obvious problem that you’re oblivious to. Ask your friends their opinion. Maybe you’re too clingy or overbearing, maybe you talk too much, or not enough. Maybe the way you say things comes out as rude even if you don’t mean for it to
I had a friend like you once and I tried my best to explain how he came across to others and why people didn’t like it despite him being outwardly really good looking, but he had no interest in changing
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>>26448275
>>26448385
Yeah, if he gets them drunk enough then they don't have to "let" him
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>>26448367
Sadly yes. Norway just came out with some silly hats.
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>>26448367
>is your country currently in the Eurovision final?
somehow the UK is
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>>26448149

It's very easy to mislead someone, even yourself. I tend to jump the trigger when declaring love and at the moment I do believe it, bur it's not always truthful. Sometimes I am just horny or craving for the affection which enhances my feelings of being "happy" with a woman, but its difficult to discern between genuine and just a fling, it's even harder to accept that there's a difference.
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>>26448143
>>26448174
Interesting so how should I proceed?
Keep calling her cute? Call her pretty, beautiful etc?
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I think I saw my ex’s best friend at my new gym..
I didn’t really even process it until rn
At least I looked good
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>>26448388
Sure.

Men, do you think it's possible for women to feel things other than the narcissistic feeding of their own ego?
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if a girl has had a crush on you at least once in your life, can you still make it even if you're an adult virgin?
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>>26448405
I don't get it
what's there to process?
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>>26448397
Fuck off
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>>26448404
I would move quickly and outright ask her to be your girlfriend. If you let this flirty friendship become the norm, that's all it will be - a flirty friendship. If you want more, you have to go get it.
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>>26448412
If it was her friend then she’ll probably then she’ll probably tell her about it idk
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what does it mean if a female says she wouldn't mind doing anything for me?
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>>26448412
I love this picture anon
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>actually kissed a pillow today I was so lonely
Guys, do you do the same sorts of shit when you're lonely?
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>>26448294

Smart women love a guy that is smarter than them, but despise someone that's on par or tries to be. They can be very judgemental.

That said I think they are fine as long as the guy has the other average male desirable traits. Just don't let them make it a competition unless you can absolutely dominate them intellectually and even then it stills becomes toxic eventually.
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>>26448283
you could watch Eurovision or you could listen to techno https://voca.ro/1d4n9cu54LyO
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>>26448424
Oh yeah, time to anticipate a phone call from them then?

>>26448426
it is very cute.
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>>26448427
when Im lonely I call up one of my homies and we go drinking, hooning or shooting birds with slingshots. sometimes all three
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>>26448427
yes lol
>tfw you're not a femanon's pillow
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>>26448404
You've already called her cute multiple times. Don't continuously compliment a girl. It both gets old and makes the compliment meaningless. Ask her casually with as little expectation or hints of neediness as possible, to get coffee as more than friends. If she says no well.. idk the sea is a fickle mistress, mate.
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>>26448294
Smart women specifically want a dumb himbo that is attractive and they think they can control.
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>>26448427
never been that desperate before, sucks to hear bro
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>>26448442
himbo here, taking applications btw
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>>26448427
I talk to my imaginary gf when I'm extra crazy
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>>26448421
What's wrong bro? I'm on your side here, let's go rape some bitchez! I will get the GHB
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I have a toothache. How do I know if it's wisdom tooth?
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Men, how many women have shown interest in you?
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>>26448456
Depends what you mean by "interest"
Interest in fucking? Quite a few
Interest in being my gf? Still waiting D:
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>>26448456
Like 10. Slept with 6.
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>>26448456
about 4 over the last 5 years
all declined because Im not a big fan of women
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>>26448456
Absolutely no idea.
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>>26448435
I doubt it, pretty sure she has a new boyfriend already.
I guess I’m just glad someone I used to know saw me unbothered, in my lane, focused, and flourishing
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>>26448456
Only 1 but at least she was hot as a pornstar
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>>26448425
please respond
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>>26448289
No DGS, getting your body and mind used to the natural thing instead of sitting there watching things you would never see when having good sex. I still can't cum in a pussy with my condom on. It's just much healthier to use a prostitute and develop healthy and normal sex habits.
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>>26448456
In any given setting at least one third of women display attraction to me and are interested in me sexually. Usually it's at least 90% of the women there.
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Did anyone save that house remix I did of Marta singing btw lol?
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>>26448458
>>26448463
>>26448465
what the fuck i've had literally zero
what the fuck is wrong with me? am i that ugly?
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>>26448456
A lot tbqh
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>>26448456
a lot through my life, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it. so I'm a virgin but at least not hugless or kissless
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>>26448441
>>26448422
Well shes back home in her country at the moment but I will be visiting her with a few friends soon. Should I just wait until the next semester to do something or should I try to/ask her to kiss or something when I'm in her country?
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>>26448476
I mean, this is over many years, and I'm still a khv, it's not lots of interest and I'm not good with girls
I mean, maybe, but it's probably more likely you're just oblivious, not social or forward enough
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>>26448476
list your redeeming qualities
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>>26448456
A lot of girls show interest to me, even girls that have boyfriends. The issue is when they actually get to know me, they see I have no friends, I don't go out that much and I have social difficulties so they stop liking me that way
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>>26448456
a ton, mostly uggos though
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>>26448476
The haircut is what makes it lol
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who would you date?
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>>26448488
But you've banged em? Even ones with bfs? Right?
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>>26448475
How could you have rendered the file but not saved?
Or is it lost in the directory as “untitled 6383629163748” ?
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>>26448488
>when they actually get to know me, they see I have no friends, I don't go out that much and I have social difficulties so they stop liking me that way
damn bro u me?
>>26448493
leftmost
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>>26448430
There is actually nothing I love more than arguing with an intelligent women. As much as I despise the lot of you and would gladly start the dawn of a new age without you I have to say arguing with an intelligent girl turns me on like nothing else honestly. The idea that I could lose or win the argument to something I can also have sex with.. my god that's hot. It's like I both want to dominate and be dominated. To kill or be killed in order to experience the thrill of the game, intellectual discourse. Damn that's so fuckin hot. Bonus points if she's into ****
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>>26448493
What's with the censored part
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>>26448493
they all look over 30, so none
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>>26448493
rightmost
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>>26448497
>How could you have rendered the file but not saved?
I did the remix quick but didn't keep it
>“untitled 6383629163748”
bedroom producers be like
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>>26448493
Literally any woman
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>>26448503
Just a lil gal that's not part of the group.
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>>26448493
None, I want Gal Godot.
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>>26448493
>the future
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>>26448480
Do something sooner rather than later. "If not now then when?" "He who dared wins" "Fortune favors the bold" "the sea is a fickle bitch"
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>>26448456
Three or four, I think.
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>>26448456
At least 3 that I noticed. Didn't act on it.
>>26448455
If it's the wisdom tooth that's hurting then it's the wisdom tooth.
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>>26448495
No still a virgin. I am also shy and don't make any moves ever. If I try I get too nervous and I freeze
>>26448498
We need to find the fix to this
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>>26448493
they're so old...
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>>26448475
This one?
https://voca.ro/1cBSd9Q4pbnI
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>>26448513
Should be a boy :/
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>>26448528
ayyy you got it, cheers man
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>>26448526
Mature, anon, they look Mature
and therefore attractive.
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>>26448508
Welp, I didn’t save it technobrudda sorry :’
That girl is talented tho
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>>26448528
archiveanon, you're scary
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>>26448540
ikr her voice is insane like wtf
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>>26448528
Cute kitty
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>>26448528
Baste
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>>26448528
Do you save everything
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I'm in my mid 20s, is it too late to save my shitty dudebro skin? Any good skincare items I should order?
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>>26448456
1 girl who was 100% confirmed interested in me
Some other girls who were friendly to me but I have no idea if they were actually interested
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>>26448522
I don't know if it's wisdom tooth. Apparently not everyone have them. And pain isn't local, pain is in the back on one side and it hurts all area.
Also that side cheek is warmer.
Very confusing.
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>>26448367
Yeah our act is a discount Rosalia
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>>26448570
Shakira is a discount Marta
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>>26448565
Grab a mirror and see if you have wisdom teeth, dummy.
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>>26448367
is eurovision actually any good this yr? I'm about to meet up with this grill and watch it, let's hope for some meme songs
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>>26448557
As much as I can.
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>>26448576
Its alright. Its just a pity contest for Ukraine this year theyre singing next
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>>26448558
does any of that stuff even work?
i just use water, moisturizer, and sunscreen because i'm terrified of changing something and having my acne and oily skin come back
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>>26448456
I suspect quite a few more than I was cognizant of at the time. I'm artistically bad at reading people... If by show interest you mean walked up and started talking to me/ have gotten with then I've lost count why would you ask such a daft question to a Chad kind such as I. Seriously though I don't know more than I can accurately count.
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Girls, would you ever do deathsticks?
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>>26448558
What are your skin concerns dudebro?

It's never too late to start taking care of yourself.
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>>26448558
Jack black facial cleanser for men
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>>26448586
I'm not interested in deathsticks
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>>26448578
How long have you been at it?
Did you save my pics?
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>>26448582
Sunscreen is bad for your skin. Stop this.
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>>26448582
>>26448587
I've only ever used water, no moisturizer nothing. I have no specific problems but no specific routine and I don't know what to buy amd what to do.

I want to prevent from my skin from going bad whilst it's still okay
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>>26448604
>Sunscreen is bad for your skin.
No, it isn't. Sun is the #1 cause of ageing (and also skin cancer).
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>>26448600
Not long, I only got here late last year. I don't claim to have a complete history of /atoga/ or anything. I just save anything I consider memorable.
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>>26448598
Why not?
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Hey everyone, there was a mass shooting at an upstate NY supermarket earlier this afternoon and the shooter posted a manifesto that specifically names 4chan as an influence.

Just a PSA, we might all want to take a vacation from this website until the heat dies down.
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>>26448609
I've never once had sunburn in my life. Seethe
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>>26448594
That's all? How often should I use it? How should I use it?
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>>26448580
they'll never top Verka Serduchka
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>>26448611
post your favorite vocaroo from both genders
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>>26448607
That's great. The very basics are a delicate cleanser, a good moisturizer with SPF and one without for the night.
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>>26448493
i'll take the tranny
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>>26448493
All of them. If I had to choose one, third from the left, her smug aura attracts me.
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>>26448618
I have never given advice suggesting killing anyone
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>>26448618
damn bro, sauce?
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>>26448624
I don't think I have any favorites. I don't even listen to them half the time, I just compulsively save things as soon as I see them.
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>>26448618
I have diplomatic immunity.
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>>26448493
meh...can i just have whatever that yellow thing is?
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>>26448611
True I’m relatively new ITT as well but I’m just your average 2013 newfriend with a pretty face
Do you save the entire bread or just files?
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>>26448619
You don't need to get sunburn to receive the ageing effects of sun exposure.
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>>26448640
>I just compulsively save things as soon as I see them.
high tier autism but I can appreciate it I guess
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>>26448640
>I just compulsively save things as soon as I see them
please delete everything posted by QT or your cat will die in their sleep kthx
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>>26448618
>it's true
Greaaaat.
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>>26448654
fucking hell the things I'd let her do to me
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>>26448618
I'm not on any list, I'm fine.
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>>26448654
>ice handcuffs
Why does she know how to make those? Wholesome reasons, surely?
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>>26448640
>some stranger has my voice saved on their computer
lol
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>>26448618
Not a burger.
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>>26448645
SEETHE GODDAMN YOU SEETHE
why isnt it working??? This was my ace in the whole. God.. didnt i do everything you asked of me?
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>>26448644
Just files, saving threads is what archive sites are for. If those ever went down, I'd be pretty upset.

>>26448649
Even the remixes? But I just helped by posting one...
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>>26448630
So if I buy jack black cleanser then what should my moisturizer be?

>Use cleansener in the morning
>Apply moisturizer afterwards
>...
>???
Is that correct way to do things?

Thanks!
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>>26448661
Honestly that's worse.
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>>26448667
>Even the remixes?
k you can keep those for your own listening <3
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>>26448618
All of my posts have been satire and are not meant to be interpreted literally
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>>26448575
How do they look like?
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>>26448620
I"m not saying that's it. Your skin care routine should be specific to your skin really but yeah that's a place to start. Have not had acne in years and people say my face looks like a babys bottom. I'd say it's pretty good. You use it in the morning and evening, or twice daily.
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>>26448669
>*doesn't care in unmutilated penis*
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>>26448618
Hey if I happened hypothetically to have been on pol when the new zealand shooter posted his manifesto and downloaded and read it would you think that i'm on a list?
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Girls

I don't have much stuff, I don't have much social energy, all I have to give a girl is a whole lot of love and the mundane skills I have. Is there a possibility of me finding a girl that will be happy with me and will show me the same love and respect I show her? Be honest please.
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>>26448618
Every post I've made is true and I'm gonna turn humanity into the big female small male race. But the glowies already know this
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>>26448656
Right? People keep saying that Elsa was made for ice bondage.

>>26448659
Yes, of course. All above board. To protect and serve. etc.
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>>26448667
I’d be upset too and seems picrel is relevant again
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>>26448660
A femanon specifically. Archive anon is a girl
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>>26448688
>I don't have much stuff, I don't have much social energy, all I have to give a girl is a whole lot of love and the mundane skills I have. Is there a possibility of me finding a girl that will be happy with me and will show me the same love and respect I show her? Be honest please.
8*han's pol i mean
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If I fap and then take a shower and get dressed up and meet with people immediately after, they won't be able to smell it on me/tell or anything right?
I just have to before meeting hot girls, goddamn why are girls so hot
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>>26448654
Judy hopps is such a top tier wife that other princesses had to dress in her costume to emulate just a fraction of her power.
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>>26448689
Eh maybe, doesn’t sound good tho
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>>26448703
don't fap, play on hard mode
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>>26448697
well she has autism
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>>26448704
There was a lot of Zootopia crossover art when it released. I'm not sure why.
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>>26448704
I'm not a furry but goddamn Judy was a cutie
>>26448708
>hard mode
KEK
anon I'm already a huge simp even when I'm not that horny
I woke up today and had jizzed in my sleep, that's how much party girls blueballed me yesterday
>>26448710
we love autistic girls here (I wonder if they're the same anon who said they fell asleep to my vocas...)
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>>26448618
I can't find the source about 4chan just that there was a shooting upstate
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>>26448660
>>26448697
I've posted a few vocas too, and I bet she saved them too. It's strangely flattering
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>>26448689
The way things are going honestly the possibility is quite small. The cost of living is increasing, women are now in the work force in as well as taking over universities. The days where a man was enough being what you are are numbered. The end is nigh, anon.
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>>26448668
Usually I'd suggest:
>wash face with water
>moisturizer with SPF in the morning
>wash face with cleanser
to wash the SPF
>moisturizer in the evening

Since it's getting warm, you can use a lighter moisturizer.
I have never used any of these, but if you want to stay on the cheap side:
>Dew Point moisturizing gel cream by Versed
> Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel
When it comes to sunscreen, my favourite lately has been the Thank You farmer one. I also like the one from Elta MD.
If you want a more drugstore kind of product, I've heard okay things of the Neutrogena Hydro Boost Hyaluronic Acid Moisturizer SPF 50.
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>>26448689
Yes, there is a possibility. It might be a slim one, though.
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>>26448679
Can you recognise a molar? You should have two molars in each side, if you have third one that's the wisdom tooth. If you can't then count how many teeth you have, starting from the front incisor
>front incisor
>lateral incisor
>canine
>two pre-molar
>two molars
If there's more than that you have wisdom teeth. Sometimes you can have just one or two, sometimes you have all four. Sometimes you have them and don't feel a thing, and sometimes they cause problems.
The heat you feel can be a sign of inflammation so maybe anti-inflammatories can help with that along with the pain but I wouldn't listen to any old chump on a basket weaving forum for medical advice.
I'm not a doctor.
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>>26448713
https://archive.is/BDQEO
This has screenshots of his manifesto. Bunch of shit on /pol/
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>>26448618
this must be why /tv/ has a datamining thread up as we speak
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>>26448711
I don't see how this is a crossover
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>>26448720
My singing and weird noises live on forever
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Does archive anon have pics of cr*c saved?
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>>26448729
>not found
shit, the feds took it down already
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>>26448721
if women keep gitting good and guys keep becoming losers, eventually they'll have to settle for us, right?
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>>26448735
If she only started last year, I doubt it
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>>26448736
Try again, the page was still archiving when I posted the link.
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>>26448732
It's the clothes!
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>>26448722
Moisturize before cleaner? Don't they counter-act each other?
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>>26448703
They wont be able to smell cum but they'll be able to pick up on hints of other things... your anxiety for instance. That bead of sweat dripping down your forhead dropping onto your cum stained selvedge denim. Oops looks like you fucked up. Like you missed a spot in your careful preparations. And as they'll be all for nothing, they'll look at you and think one word and one word only. Incel.
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>>26448743
I'm sorry, it wasn't very clear.
Morning:
>wash face with water
>moisturizer with SPF
Evening:
>wash face with cleanser
>moisturizer in the evening

That's it.
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>>26448737
>office girl scratching her back
Why is this so erotic?
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>>26448735
Sadly no, just a few vocas and related images.
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>>26448749
Because you're horny already.
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>>26448729
>https://archive.is/BDQEO
Still up for me. INTJ Master race.
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>>26448740
Thanks! I'm probably on several lists now.
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>>26448747
>your anxiety for instance
I already have crippling anxiety in general tho
>>26448749
I don't know but it's cute as fuck
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>>26448748
Thanks a lot!
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>>26448753
No, but that image instantly got me there
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>>26448751
Post pls if not too much trouble
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>>26448726
Since I can't do much until Monday I'm hoping it will go away.
Can I pull my wisdom tooth myself? Are they like baby teeth?
It's not as painful as annoying.
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>>26448705
>>26448721
>>26448725
Thanks girls, a chance is all I need.
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>>26448737
No, actually the way culture seems to be moving i'd imagine that polygamous relationships may become the norm in which case the men at the top will have multiple partners either simultaneously or in quick succession. Also why would you want to be a loser anyways?
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what if...
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>>26448765
They're mostly NSFW and I don't like posting things unless the person requests it themselves, sorry.
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>>26448742
Elsa can nibble on my carrot any day
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>>26448729
>didn’t anhero
Glows bright
Someone on /fit/ predicted this not too long ago actually
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>>26448761
Well then cum away, good sir, but just make sure to make no mistakes. Jk Just be cool. Breathing really deeply in social situations always helps at least somewhat to calm anxiety. You can jerk off if you think the post nutt clarity will give you a more rational logical masculine mind but yeah man it should be fine
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>>26448784
He might've anheroed, the news is now saying the gunman is dead (despite there being video of him being taken into custody).
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>>26448786
thanks dude, yeah won't overthink it, I'm sure it'll get into it and it'll be fun
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Girls, you go to your dream guy's apartment, and notice on his shelf he has such timeless literary works as
>Tokyo Mew Mew
>Love Hina
>We Never Learn
>Because I'm the Goddess
>Oh My Goddess!
>Nagatoro
>Rent a Girlfriend
>The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!
>A.I. Love You
>Ai Yori Aoshi
>Missions of Love
>First Love Monster
>Pandora Hearts
>New Game
How do you react?
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>>26448794
I wonder how he contained his weebiness for so long, seeing as I'm Asian
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>>26448796
g-gomenasai Asian-chaaan ;_;
I don't have yellow fever or anything weird IRL tho. Never actually had an Asian girl over (yet...)
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How are you today
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>>26448789
Tragic
This is why I have my ccw
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>>26448801
bretty good, just being a lazy cunt procrastinating but will meet some ppl in a sec. how are you anon?
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>>26448803
it's a may-issue jurisdiction too. imagine if they had a good guy with a gun at that supermarket.
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>>26448801
Strange occurrences today to say the least
I am happy and healthy tho, thanks for asking
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>>26448766
As I said, aspirin could help and that's very mild drug so no harm done in a couple of pills during the weekend if you need it.
You absolutely cannot pull them back at all, they're nothing like baby teeth. They have full roots like any other adult tooth and since they're the last ones they're kind of hard to reach so it's tricky to work on them. Babies don't even have that many teeth to begging with, they only have two molars and no premolars.
Wisdom teeth were useful back in the day when humans consumed more uncooked meat since you need molars to chew on that and a extra set helps, but nowadays we don't it anymore and ours jaws have gotten shorter so there's no space for an extra teeth, and that's why it causes problems.
One thing that can happen and you can check at home is trying to see if they're growing sideways, towards the front of the mouth. If they do that then the more they grow the more they will push the other molars forward and that causes a lot of pain and they won't stop growing, making them harder and harder to deal with the more you wait. So if you see you have them go see your dentist.
In civilised countries they'll usually do an x-ray to see how they're growing and what the chances of them causing problems in the future are, if those are slim they'll be left alone as no surgery is always safer than small surgery. If you're american they'll just remove them because they're fat or something, idk.
>>26448801
Playing doctor and chugging coffee. How 'bout you?
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>>26448793
Anna does seem like she would make food-based horny comments. She did want to stuff chocolate in her face when imagining a tall handsome stranger.
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>>26448806
>>26448818
>how about you?
Not much. Finally getting around to learning how to use linux.

>>26448813
>Strange occurrences
Like, super natural?
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White people why do you care so much that your race is being threatened by mass migration to the point that you'll shoot up a random grocery store. I remember you all being more constructive and secure than this. I mean look at history. The atom bomb, right? You fucking blew two goddamn cities off the map in seconds, some people say, for the fuck of it. What are you doing, right now? Why are you bending the knee to these foreign hordes? I live here too you know? Personally I could care less if my race were wiped from existence tomorrow because they've never really like me much. But you mother fuckers seem to wake up and simply enjoy being white. So quit squirming and stop committing societal suicide already. So I can stop having to read about polacks and just chill out and watch fucking netflix or something. Jesus if Joe Biden had not been elected on the backs of your guilt ridden we wouldn't be on the verge of world war III. Fucking clean this shit up man. I'm not in a position to do so.
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>>26448826
ok
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>>26448809
Grills (or one girl) yesterday were trying to say that women are more situationally aware than men, but things like this are why at least personally I know that isn’t true
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>>26448790
Yes. It also might help just to contextualize the situation as well. I guess you're already doing that in a way, by saying you'll be into it. Even if it's shit just simply think of it as another experience to have or as another day at the office. My anxiety typically subsides when I just jump in with that attitude. Cheers
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>>26448799
Yeah, and I'd be impressed by that, honestly
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>>26448821
Oh gosh. I didn't even register that as a possibly lewd line...
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>>26448838
What would you be impressed by, me not having yellow fever despite being a huge weeb, or my kino collection?
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>>26448830
Sorry i'm just watching all of this happen from what feels like the sidelines. I literally have zero stake in this. I would genuinely like to know where all of this fucking guilt came from? Like why now of all times?
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>>26448837
thanks broo, I was exaggerating a little, I'm a shy person generally, but I get in the zone with these people and loosen up and we have a fun time
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if girls enjoy men showing they're interested in their hobbies why are they so boring? I just want to have sex with you, I don't exactly care thet you read Ulysses
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>>26448855
lame, I love when a girl lights up about her hobbies
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>>26448849
Nta
Idk
Earlier today as I was walking into the gym some old man in his car pulled up with the window down and shouted “joe bidan sucks” at me kek
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>>26448855
What are you talking about? Women don't have hobbies. Watching netflix and having casual sex isn't a hobby.
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>>26448861
my eyes roll to the back of my head and my brain shuts down
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>>26448847
Mostly the former. It apparently takes a lot of willpower to not blurt out your top 10 anime facts every time you see an Asian girl, lol
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>>26448863
>Earlier today as I was walking into the gym some old man in his car pulled up with the window down and shouted “joe bidan sucks” at me kek
well at least now the pendulum might be headed back in the other direction.. which means i'll be able to watch netflix for a little while longer at least.
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>>26448855
Your hobbies are jerking off and videogames. Please quiet down
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>>26448870
Oh ok haha, glad I don't commit that offense, yeah my love for weebshit is like separate to girls IRL (most anime girls don't even really look asian so I always thought it was a weird connection)
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>>26448874
>Your hobbies are jerking off and videogames. Please quiet down
just jerking off actually. I dont play videogames.
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>>26448879
Me neither
I do read books tho
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>>26448826
I don't. Our ability to edit genomes increases exponentially. We're going to be modified into the big female small male race and things like color or whatever don't matter
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>>26448853
bet
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>>26448885
Women are gonna still be submissive cause they're stupid and boring. They'll never be amazons, they'd just be retarded giants.
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>>26448867
>my brain shuts down
sounds like that already happened if you just want to have casual sex
>>26448864
sounds like you just know boring girls
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>>26448841
There's a few food references in Love Is an Open Door, too. "We finish each other's... sandwiches!"
She's up to something, I tell you.
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>>26448894
>>26448894
>>26448894
NEW THREAD, I CHOOSE YOU!
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>>26448885
Kek giantess bro it’s all a psyop in favor of your ideal
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>>26448884
>just jerking off actually. I dont play videogames.
hmm I stopped reading once all the pages in my books got stuck together but maybe i can buy some more.
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>>26448891
I like women and I don't find them stupid or boring. In any case to be honest I don't care. I just want the size difference and the social structure.
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>>26448892
I've only met one girl in my entire life who had a proper hobby. Every single one of the other girls had zero hobbies or interests and just consumed entertainment to pass the time.
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>>26448764
I like when guys announce their boners here. Am I stupid?
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>>26448898
>doesn’t use libgen
I shiggy diggy
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>>26447708
You don't get it you dumb cunt, you don't stoop to their level she's just a bitter old hag and doing the male equivalent is just pathetic.
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>>26448903
Nah I like it too. We’re stupid and horny together.
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>>26448902
okay, like I said sounds like you just know boring girls. I'm about to hang out with some, one is a sailor who's really into kayaking, another is a lawyer-in-training who paints, another... is an airhead but a sweetheart and very fashionable
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>>26448900
>I like women and I don't find them stupid or boring.
Based
> just want the size difference and the social structure.
This is why we are rivals
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I miss toonmes
I love seeing all the different guys and gals I'm chatting with.
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>>26448910
Truly that's what friendship is.
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>>26448874
>>26448892
I just wish girls had more interesting taste. Seems like when they consider themselves cinefiles they like marvel, bollywood or fucking bergman, when they say they love books its either 50 shades of gray, twilight or whatever is the thickest book she can hold. Can't you just be normal?
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>>26448924
I’m not posting one again
I do take vocaroo requests tho
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>>26448902
Nta but you probably just didn’t ask
I garden, I do art, I’ve gotten into metal clay sculpting recently. I cook, bake, tend to wild animals
Women have hobbies. What’s your hobby?
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>>26448930
Why?
What turn you off.
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>>26448922
Hey man what's good I thought you were going to a concert? Did it fall through?
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>>26448930
Why no more toonme?
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>>26448936
I got my compliments from the girlies and seethe from the guys
I am satisfied now
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>>26448942
that's not very cash money of you.
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>>26448942
Why seethes from the guys?
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>>26448932
I do small repair work at home, really I like mechanical work but often times all that comes along is electrical and electronic work, though I'm not as versed in the later.
I'm also a chemist so I hang out on /diy/ chem general since I don't have the money to buy all the equipment I'd need to get started on amateur chemistry.
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>>26448924
That sort of shit should be more special, only once in a ling while. But like >>26448930 said, vocas are timeless.
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>>26448937
Concert starts at 9
I went to the gym and meal prepped now I’m back shitposting fir a little while
>>26448949
Because I’m objectively attractive
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>>26448749
It's not you just have coom brain
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>>26448928
I mean, most guys have shit taste too
>>26448932
>I’ve gotten into metal clay sculpting recently
damn that's cool, what kinda stuff have you been making?
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>>26448963
>I mean, most guys have shit taste too
Oh yeah, true, I forgot.
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