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9 years
First for men with large Adam's apples
Should I keep putting more and more scented oil on until my crush comments on it? He hasn't said anything since I started wearing the scent he said he likes once.
Men, why do you wear long pants in summer? I want to drool over your legs. If I wear shorts, you should too.
can we make it a good thread this time?
Ladies. Do you send nudes? How many of you send nudes? How often?
>>26447186Last thread was good other than the few anons seething at me and the femanons asking to meet with me and then just not responding when I replied. That shit was retarded.
>>26447183Personally I just like wearing jeans and feel like throwing money at shorts is a waste. If it's too hot I'll just roll them up like a young Denmark boy about to go fishing
Thoughts?
>>26447177You can put in more, within reason of course. You don’t want to scent-bomb every room as soon as you walk in.>>26447192All my nudes are printed on paper and hand-delivered. I don’t trust mobile encryption.
>>26447183I actually don't. I don't even wear long pants in the winter.
>>26447200That's a good problem to have but that is truly annoying. Should've just not played into it lol
>>26447171Thanks for the confidence boost>>26447183>I want to drool over your legsHotIdk I get self-conscious and it doesn't get too hot here>>26447206Psycho bitch
>>26447206I can go way longer than that. Current record is nearing 8 years
>>26447206what about my sleeps?
>>26447177he probably barely notices your smellyou gals are far more sensitive to smells it seems desu>>26447183it's probably just lanklets who have no quads and calves anyway so you're not missing out
>>26447206I think she's right. I dont feel like talking
Girls, did any of you have any sort of jealously as a teen or pre teen because your friends and classmates already had boobs and their first period?I remember I envied that I didnt have my first period till I was 13 and my friends were describing it like it was an amazing feeling. I had a friend who used to to stuff tissues in her bra to get bigger boobs lol
>>26447200Femanons, why did you do this?
>paper and hand-deliveredbased and traditionalistMy ex used to have a portaitist draw her like one of his French girls as we admired the crown moldings. God damn those nudes were hot.
women https://vocesabianime.com/eng/vtuber-goes-viral-after-stapling-her/...why?
>>26447234Because they're weak men obviously
>>26447231Not a female. But I remember my friend cried when her twin sister had boobs and her period earlier than her. So she faked having a period by putting red nail polish on a pad
>>26447245You mean they were men pretending to be femanons, or the femanons did it because they were weak men?Because latter is not true (not weak men)
>>26447245Hot, call me weak
>>26447250I'm just making fun of the fact that people keep posting that statement lol. Truly meant nothing
>>26447251>You weak bitch.Is that what you wanted? Genuinely asking.
Odd question but to guys and girlsI am 32 and making a dating app profile. However I am 32.Guys: Is it smart for me to not have my age on my profile?Girls: If you thought a guy was in his early to mid 20s but turned out to be in his early 30s, what would you think?
>>26447265Have your age. Anything else looks suspicious and will be counted as a red flag.
>>26447265they can just filter you by age so set it to something they'll see if you don't mind lying
>>26447262Hnnngh yes thank you. Are you hot?
>>26447256Oh lolIt's just weird they were all like "were all lonely femanons in nyc" and I'm like "I live in NYC I'll meet up just to chill" and then they asked about boroughs as though we don't travel between boroughs all the time easily. I don't get it. Femanons why do you make no sense?
>>26447266Alright then.>>26447269I would rather withhold my age. I don't want to put in a fake age.
>>26447273I mean yeah, I've been told as much... Does that turn you on you weak little slut? ... ... ... the safety word is cornucopia
>>26447281just know that dating apps aren't exactly the best. I mean if your asking for advice on one you're probably not gonna be the type to hit the jackpot.
>>26447292Yeah it does, I can't help it I'm weak to hot bitches D: (also thx for safe word that's sweet)
>>26447275Oh. They were probably never planning to meet up with anyone from 4chan. They didn't want you to actually resolve th issue probably just for someone to listen to their issues.
>>26447265just post your age, lying about shit in dating doesn't make senselooking young is good you doofus
I am so lonely and so undesirable and worthless that I feel like crying any time I remember it. I am of below average looks, I make below average money and I am low-energy. I cant even get a hooker because i dont have the courage and think it will be really embarrassing and dehumanizing.
>>26447305>I'm weak to hot bitchesI'm a man you dumb whore :)
>>26447310>below average looksI mean,50% of ppl are>I make below average moneyMoney is not the route to happiness and you don't want a golddigger>I am low-energyWe just be chillin Stay strong anon <3
>>26447310Did you try doing the opposite of all those things? No? FUCK YOU WHAT THE FUCK FIX YOUR OWN PROBLEMS GET OFF MY BACK AND LET ME DO MY JOB
I was drunk texting but am I a bit too flirty with my friend? She's just adorable but I think her boyfriend might kick my ass desu
>>26447321>shopping>with a girl>who you arent fuckingThe fuck is wrong with you?
Ticklish girls: How ticklish are you? Do you like it?
Femanons, are you actually femanons or just larping anons?With written confirmation only, I will always have assumptions that I'm talking to a dude.Also, do you think you are any better at distinguishing the two?Also also: How do you think 4chan browsing femanons differ from those who don't? (I don't think I need to do too much convincing making the case that the average 4chan browsing anon differs on some level from the greater average)
>>26447321>Fuck her ass instead. >you cant you're her gay best friend I wash my hands of this
>>26447317>I mean,50% of ppl arewell when you consider that looks are distributed on a bell curve most people who are slightly below average look about the same as people who are average. Ugly people are actually more uncommon
girls are u a princess
>>26447333Pretty sure they all left if they were ever there at all
>>26447325She's my friend dude, we have a fun time, I'm not a manwhore>>26447334Loool (I am probably gaybestfriendzoned desu)
>>26447231Nah I was the early bloomer in my school, everyone else seethed as I kept having to buy new bras lol
>>26447275Maybe they were just messing with you for unironically trying to hook up in an /atoga/ thread
>>26447302I failed before but want to give ut another shot. I am not getting younger and work takes up most of my time.
>>26447343Hmm you're aware of this yet also wish to have carnal relations with this woman? Does it feel like being torn in half yet?
>>26447329Very ticklish. I hate it, I have stress incontinence already, I don't need that extra risk.
>>26447206Butthurt woman
>>26447321Is x kisses or hugs? I can never remember
>>26447169Do you think giantess poster is ugly or attractive?
>>26447346That'd be extremely petty and would be cause for another war
>>26447341No. I'd rather be a queen.
>>26447343Men and women cant be friends. You would fuck her if she was single and offered.
>>26447183I'm horrifically pale and summer just makes that more apparent.
>>26447333I’m real, though sometimes I question why I still come here. I don’t think I’m good at telling the difference either. 4chan is still a heavily male site, so that’s the default in my mind.It’s hard to put in words, but I feel pretty different from normalfags. Always have. That’s how I ended up here.
>>26447360Why not a giantess goddess?
>>26447325He legitimately sounds like a gay best friend lmao.
>>26447321What has to go through your head to end every fucking line with an x? Not just asking you as it's apparently a big thing in the UK since a couple of years back. Don't you think it loses its meaning then? It's literally like ending every message with an emoji which not even preteen girls seem to do (anymore?).
>>26447341Only when I’m in costume and being paid.
Anons, when was the last time you smoked marijuana?
>>26447346Yea that's probably it
>>26447361Not true, men and women can be friends with benefits, they can't or should not be friends without benefits though
>>26447365Are you a bitch
>>26447353Lol, x is kiss and o is hug I think?>>26447350>Does it feel like being torn in half yet?*rippp*Nah but seriously she's kinda cute but just a friend to me, and I don't want to ruin that>>26447361We were friends while both single for quite a long time. I don't fuck my friends (or anyone desu)>>26447368Relax pal it's not that deep X>>26447373A month ago I think at a party? Not a big weed fan desu, probably my least favorite drug
>>26447373I'd say three years ago, I was a small time dealer and got way more pussy than I do now as a truck driver
>>26447373I don't do drugs, because I'm cool like that.
>>26447365We got one! Quick get her in the van!!!
>>26447373F. Like ten years ago.
>>26447373Actual flower? Maybe November. I prefer vapes and edibles.
>>26447373Last night
>>26447373This morning technically. I am ashamed
>>26447380>they can't or should not be friends without benefits thoughWhy not though? "Hurr durr she has a vagina therefore if we're not having sex we can't be friends!" Where is the logic? I have a faggot personality so have generally has better female than male friendships. (Yes I never had a father)
>>26447385Sometimes, yeah. Isn’t everybody?>>26447393I’m sure there’s plenty here, so you’ll need a whole fleet of vans.
>>26447373M. Never ever. I am 29.
>>26447373Umm, 12 years ago in college? I didn’t really like it.
>>26447406Oh shit they're lying in wait, the creeps
>>26447358he's a manlet that looks like a goblin
have you ever done nsfw stuff on omegle?
>>26447416Yes. Mostly on /b/, though.
If I get no matches on Tinder is it over? Am I just supposed to sit around and wait to die alone?
>>26447404You do know what women do to their gay best friends don't you? It starts with g and ends in ay sacrifice
>>26447365Firstly: I don't believe you.Secondly, do you think you look attractive?I have a hard time conceiving of femanons browsing 4chan, but an even harder time conceiving of attractive femanons browsing 4chan.And since I still won't believe you: What general advice would you have for anons who come here looking for aspie advice from femanons?
>>26447408Based and soberI never really understood the appeal of weed desu. "Let's get high and lazy and talk about the meaning of life with pizza and Netflix duuuude" I would rather just do cocaine and stay up for 3 days and find myself on the other side of the country with some bitch whose name I forgot
>>26447371Do you have a least favorite princess to dress as?
>>26447414What makes you think that?
Do the ladies sour grape about Handsome Gay Men?
>>26447422Yes, what'd you think this was?
>>26447418with anons?
>>26447432I mean I was taking stupid requests and shit like that, yeh.
>>26447423Elaborate because now I'm scared>>26447422No, Tinder is *heavily* skewed and superficial, I had friends who didn't have luck there and still met gfs IRL. Honestly Tinder is only really worth it if you're hot and/or looking to fuck. A shallow cesspool of societal bottom-feeders
>>26447435We need you to take up that old mantel once again
>>264473732 years ago.. I do not attempt to do it again
>>26447424It’s fine if you don’t believe me. I think I can make myself look attractive, but I’m not that way by default.Not sure about general advice. This thread asks endless questions that are often funny and interesting. I guess just remember that women are people like you, not aliens.
>>26447429no fucking way all these men are gay, they just don't care about a random polack among a sea of sexy ass latinas
>>26447437No. I've already said too much...
>>26447440Getting doxxed once was enough for me.
>>26447428gee I wonder
>>26447451Wait what happened once you were doxxed. Just curious?
>>26447447If it has anything to do with me being on a leash, I'm game
>>26447358I'm not ugly>>26447414Wrong>>26447428Because she hates me and makes shit up in her head about me.
>>26447437But I don't think anyone has ever flirted with me. Tinder just seems to confirm my suspicions.
>>26447442>I guess just remember that women are people like you, not aliens.>Assume femanons are anons just like youImplying this isn't already the default assumtion possibly feminine bro.
>>26447454I'm not ugly. Seethe
>>26447456People sent my nudes to my home and school. One guy left a vaguely threatening note in my mailbox.
>>26447457It's much more sinister... possibly. Idk really being put on a leash and treated like a slave is pretty close actually
>>26447469That's really fucked up, sorry dude
>>26447429Damn, not even a bisexual was there?
>>26447462A lot of girls are passive and/or subtle dude, you have to be bold and just go for it. I was literally hanging out with some girls yesterday whining about guys not making the first move anymore and how men these days are bigger pussies than women (ofc, I found this really hot)>>26447470>put on a leash and treated like a slaveChrist that's hot
>>26447469Huh? That's not so bad. I send naked photos of myself to my friends and family all the time. Suck it up! We really need you on this one soldier.
>>26446759Btw are you blonde?
>>26447472It was the wakeup call I needed in some ways. I'm over it.
>>26447429seeing a log of gay hugs, kisses and shitso far I'm only seeing that One single girl, are you sure she didn't wander into a gay party or something
>>26447474You know after seeing that jpg I can kind've understand where you're coming from
>>26447486Sorry for hornyposting I just want to be her bitch
>>26447481Boooooo
>>26447442>women are people like you, not aliens.Nah man. Women maybe people but they're aliens to me, our lifes are so different it's not even funny. Like people from 8th century weren't different from us but to them an insult is worth killing over, victimless crimes require brutal punishments and human life is cheap. Physically we are the same but otherwise we think different
>>26447474>small husband leashed by amazon wife for misbehaving
>>26447489So you want a girl to like step on your face and stuff too I'm assuming?
>>26447469How'd your family react?
>>26447497I'm sure they were thrilled, anon.
>>26447474Nah they avoid my eye contact and I wouldn't even know what to say anyways. I'm afraid I'll drive them away like everyone else. And it's not like they'll like me physically unless they're one of the mentally ill girls that likes chubby guys.
>>26447474God I want to be leashed by a girl and be told by her to rail her Just do the traditionally dominant stuff except the difference is I’m on a leash
Welp, I just realised this>>26447442was the longest and most meaningful conversation I've had with a woman in maybe like 1-2 months and I'm like 80% sure it's a dude anyways. A bit of lol and a bit of sad.Yo ho! An outcasts life for me.
>>26447497By that point my mom left us already and my dad was so done with me always being in trouble that he just told me to stop doing that shit. My little brother didn't understand the context but he never saw anything at least.
>>26447468Why would I be seething? You're obviously miserable
>>26447466If it was, I don’t think 4chan would be so hostile.
>>26447443If not gay then bi and it was clearly a gay-themed event. How else would she be the only chick in that pic?
So I made plans with this girl for tonight to get drinks HOWEVER a couple days ago my best friend and his fiancé planned an outing for all of our friends to get together for his fiancés birthday. I had to cancel on the girl but I sent her this text. How did I sound? “Hey! So my best friend and his fiancé are having an outing this evening for her birthday which I totally spaced on. I am a space cadet and I feel really bad but they mean a lot to me and it means a lot to them that I show up. Are you possibly free tomorrow evening or any day this following week? I hate to cancel and I would still really like to get together but it's important to me to be there with them later.”
>>26447511What made you want to do such a thing in the first place?
>>26447510Glad I could help. Stick around and many girls could talk to you.
>>26447511Also how is it really that big of a deal. Everyone has a naked body.
>>26447493THE FUTURE>>26447494Ofc (consensually and with aftercare)Just remembered one point last night where we were talking about birthdays and my MILF friend was like "x here is the youngest, he's just a baaaby haha" and ruffled my hair. I got so turned on>>26447508Being dommed into domming would be hot as fuck, agreed>>26447510Sounds like you're just a bit asocial desu>>26447505>they avoid my eye contactPeople tend to do that with strangers, also out of shyness/wariness>wouldn't even know what to say anywaysThat's why it's easiest to get to know people via activities where you have stuff to talk about, but honestly anything is better than nothing. As long as you're kind/respectful and back off if she's not interested you can't rly lose. If she likes you she'll try keep the conversation going.>not like they'll like me physically unless they're one of the mentally ill girls that likes chubby guys.A lot of girls aren't fussy about body type and will get with chubby guyd, it's mostly down to how they vibe with you
>>26447474>I was literally hanging out with some girls yesterday whining about guys not making the first move anymore and how men these days are bigger pussies than women>teach an entire generation of men that masculinity bad and put the fear of rape allegations in them>"why don't men make the first move anymore?"Why are women like this?
women, do you ever just look up pictures of hot men on the internet?
>>26447429>>26447443>>26447473>>26447483Reminds me of this
>>26447513Because you want to think that I'm ugly, when I'm not, as a way to try to dismiss my posts. It's not going to stop science from advancing. You're still going to be modified to become a big woman/small man.In what way am I "obviously miserable"? You're just making shit up
>>26447535>THE FUTUREYEAH!!!!
>>26447536It's just a woman moment dude. Ironically the girl who brought it up is a nurse and was then whining about her deadbeat ex she had to take care of. Think she has a savior complex and some resentment kek.
>>26447535>Being dommed into domming would be hot as fuckIt's underrated, like you're domming but she has complete control
>>26447541whoops forgot the image
>>26447550It's funny you sound like the majority of women in these threads. Zero empathy for others yet expect it to be returned. Fuck you.
>>26447551Yeah, that would be super hotI would love to get dommed, and then have her command me on domming her, making snarky comments like "you call that being a man? is that the best you can do haha? you fuck like a virgin" then I lose it and actually go domAlright I need to stop hornyposting
>>26447555Is this thread’s official stance that femanons are real, but only when they say bad things?
not this shit again
Don't make cat poster sad!
>>26447558No they're both good and bad but I'm still salty about having my eyes opened to certain things. Pay me no mind
>preys on young traumatized girls on the Internet because he's too much of a NEET loser to meet well-adjusted compatible women IRL >"why are they mentally unstable and attention-seeking crying for help?? this keeps happening D:"
>>26447568Who does this
>>26447568Who are you referring to?
Lets get horny /atoga/What would you like to do or be done to you by your crush in sex?State gender.
>>26447427Hm… probably Ariel. I look awful with red hair, and the parents always seem disappointed that I don’t show up wearing a seashell bra.
>>26447559don't worrymods dealt with it
>>26447525I liked the attention and it made feel sexy and in control of my body.>>26447534It probably didn't help that I was 17.
>>26447576>ArielDo you wear a tail? How's that work?
>>26447578What happened/what was it
>>26447569>>26447572He who must not be named>>26447576I would be disappointed desu>>26447573I want to have passionate loving wedding night sex with a blondeOr just get whipped by some goth bitch and have her sit on me as I do pushups
>>26447573MWrap her legs around me
>>26447573Actually don't think of my crush that way. Really I just want to fall asleep with my head in her lap. Doing that with a woman always reminds me of when I was a small child at summer camp. There was this one femme counselor that would always hold me in her lap. It was like the love I never got from my mother :(
Did you have a crush on Jade West?
>>26447601Yes, she was always the hottest girl in dicktorious
>>26447601No. I dont know who that is
>>26447601she was pretty hot but they did way too much to make the girls look like grown ass adults so it was kind of offputting
Same question as last thread>>26445873But also: What are your plans for tonight?
>>26447535I just have nothing to talk about really. Well I have lots to talk about but then I come off as egotistical. And I can't flirt worth a damn, I'm afraid of any conversation turning sexual.
>>26447601Ariana > VJ > Jade > Trina
>>26447619Say... aren't you a wife beater and a rapist? Why should I take what you say seriously. You have evident problems with impulse control
>>26447606nta but this bitchBeck was a fucking normie retard pining after Tori when he was already whipped by the hottest bitch in the show
>>26447626Toonami > nickelodeon
>>26447626Beck was the bad boyfriend, Jade was a good girlfriend.
GirlsHow do you feel about thick male butt hair? I'm self concious about them when girls are massaging my anus and perineum when giving me blowies. Should I be?
>>26447608>they did way too much to make the girls look like grown ass adultsNot nearly as bad as all the weirdly suggestive sexual shit shoehorned in, Dan "get in the van" schneider was a sick cunt (but had good taste in girls)>>26447616>have nothing to talk about reallyYou can chat about anything dude, most small talk is pointless fluff shit, just listen to extroverted normalfags chatting, it's just about getting comfortable and breaking the ice, and try to make silly jokes and banter, don't be shy>>26447623Shit ranking
>>26447573M Non stop sex and cuddling until the sweat and friction opens sores where our skin is in contact and we fuse into a horrifying jumble of flesh and bone.
>>26447523>>26447523>>26447523Anyone?
>>26447580Why did you not think you had control over your body before? I guess I can get wanting to feel wanted though? .Also I guess 17 for most people is an age to do stupid things
>>26447534oh lol
>>26447321you sound like a faggot
>>26447183I'm a skinny teen with barely any beard but hairy as fuck in the lower regions and love wearing shortsdoes that count?
>>26447647It's a long story. Bottom line is I wanted to do that sort of stuff but knew that flexing my sexuality would get bad reactions from my peers, so I did it anonymously online instead.
Ladiesdo your feet ever get sweaty and stinky in your shoes?
>>26447636But even if you consider it the right thing to do it's still against the law to rape and beat people. You'll be caught and thrown into prison where they treat domestic abusers as sex slaves. Still chosing to beat your wife and rape isn't really an effective means of solving your problems in any sustainable way silly billy :)
Why is it wrong to tell a women to smile?Smiling reduces bloodb pressure, stress, pain even increases your immune system and makes you feel better.It's a great pick me up. Even if you're angry or sad it can lighten your mood. Smiling is amazing, why is it considered bad?
>>26447660Yes, now stop asking.
>>26447637I haven’t massaged any male butthole, but in general hairy men is yummy men
>>26447664i literally havnt been here in months bitch
>>26447656Fair enough. One last question... What does your breath smell like rn?
>>26447635Exactly, Jade was painted as the villain but she was actually great>>26447611I somehow injured my foot last night and feel shit, I want to go party with hot girls again but my social batteries are also spent, so maybe I'll just stay in and read manga. Seeing my friend tomorrow at least for shopping and getting dinner, will be nice>>26447652I take that as a compliment
>>26447667Probably chocolate and peanut butter. But I don't get the reference.
Which one are you, male anons?
>>26447662It's patronizing as all hell. Imagine you're having the worst day of your life as a woman or what men might call Wednesday. Some mother fucked comes out of nowhere and tells you to smile. How do you feel?
>>26447624Try to ignore him. He desperately want attentions and will act like an edgy teenager and say basically anything
>>26447573Mtie her to the bed eagle spreaded and slowly edge her to orgasm with fingers oil tongue and vibrators and then cuddle to sleep
>>26447682I guess emotionally distant manipulator
>>26447684I know I'm making fun of him really. But at the same time I'm interested to know what this person's thought process is. I mean... why?
>>26447682Porn addict, since watching porn is 1000x better than having to put up with whatever is wrong with her.
What age did the females and their friend groups lose their virginity? Where I live every 13 year old girl was desperate to do so. I even know of a 12 year old who lost it to her 17 year old boyfriend
>>26447682too good for her
>>26447691There's nothing about him worth knowing about.
>>26447682The second and last one
>>26447682>Porn addict I jerk off once every day or once every 2 days>Sensitive guy I am emotional, I like sharing stuff throughout my day that I had to deal with
>>26447694>12That's fucked. I know one other person like that and he spoke about the damage it caused with maturity at fourteen
>>26447682Not male, but isn’t porn addiction just the new norm. Every male I know likes it and want to try things they have seen
>>26447682The first two, especially the second
>>26447682im the supreme chad all of it why do u ask bro
>>26447682Two can play this game.
>>26447584I wear her pink dress from the banquet scene in the movie. Simple and elegant.
>>26447573M. Have sex in front of me with some other guy
>>26447682funny personable hermit
why do women lie all the time?
>>26447703It's not even new (though I supposed the availability is) or an addiction, women are just seething they don't have exclusive control of men's sexual release anymore
>>26447523That seems fine. Some more notice would have been better, but it's a fine message overall.
>>26447539I used to do that as a teen on the library computers...
>>26447662I'm not a girl and certainly no white knight but why the hell would you tell somebody how they have to express themselves in your regards, ESPECIALLY as a pick up line?Tell her instead that her smile is beautiful (even if she never smiled) or even better, instead of focusing on something in particular like smile or eyes which is corny as hell, simply tell her she looks beautiful.Don't overthink it man
>>26447660I hike a lot so they can get pretty stinky, specially if there has been a lot of river crossings
>>26447709CUUTE
>>26447683I'd be happy.I'd feel happy that they care enough to see that i looked down and that they wanted me to not be down.I don't know why I'd hate them or be mad, they were trying to make me happy.
>>26447682Thing about that list is that with maybe the sole exception of porn addict all of those things are just things she wants in guys but without all the bad parts.She wants a gymbro who looks good but doesn't think he does so she doesn't feel like she has to compete with other women.She wants a "sensitive" man who's sensitive to her needs but shuts up about all of his needs.She wants an "emotionally distant" stoic guy so long as he still fawns over her like an abused puppy.She wants a "woke" guy without ever asking why a man would willingly take on such a self-deprecating position without expecting anything in return.
>>26447702She's now 21 with 3 kids and no dad in sight
>>26447682None because I'm not part of the dating pool
any girl need a bf?
>>26447183Maybe consider moving to the south. Down there, it's suicide to wear pants past Late May, Especially in Georgia and Florida.
>>26447682All of the above except the "woke" part, I'm nazi as hell, and maybe the porn addict part too (I'm trting to quit)
>>26447662>noo I meant it's medically beneficial, not that it makes my dick hardNobody believes you
>>26447682how many boxes did you tick here, /atoga/? I got 4/5
>>26447724please dont pretend you hike
French people do you actually call table football/foosball "babyfoot"? This French girl the other night called it that and I kept teasing her about it
>>264476821, 2, and 4
>>26447714how else am I supposed to get comfortable in bed?
>>26447703I hope we get more legislation soon so that you have to register with your real name and ID before accessing porn sites and have to specifically ask your network provider to enable them. Hopefully this will shame men into not sitting at home and jerking off all day and they will actually start working on improving themselves and becoming datable and actually be worth something.
>>26447738>women can't hikeLol this is a new one
>>26447714if they didn't lie your self-esteem will go down the drain bro...
>>26447716But I am not seething. I like porn too, so does everyone I know regardless of gender
>>26447742hahahahaha god i love women they are so funny, who said they arent funny? well they are wrong! lol you go girl show them whose boss
>>26447682Probably the sensitive one.
>>26447751Thanks bud
>>26447714Because they want you to be confident in your decision, remember there can't be good without evil
>>26447751nta but I thought it was pretty funny and clever>t. moid
>>26447728Really if you were bawling your eyes out because you shot yourself in the leg and someone said "hey smile more" you wouldn't see any problem with that?
>>26447745i didnt say women can't hike, i just dont think you do. crossing rivers? get real sweetie
>>26447736Do you really think I'm making this up? I mean it's not hard at all to google, instead of looking dumb that was always an option.
>>26447747Really, because I constantly see women crying about it
>>26447744Only if we can ban all social media as well so that women have to become desirable enough to date.
>>26447573MHave sex for as long as we can then fall asleep in each other's arms.
>>26447757>I thought it was pretty funny and cleverit wasnt. it was cute, but it was not funny and it wasnt clever
>>26447764Women ARE desirable enough to date. There isnt a femcel epidemic. its men who are failing.
>>26447762I didn't say it wasn't true, I just don't believe that's your motivation for saying it.That's like trying to convince us that you say "hey girl, whip your tits out" because you want to help improve her bloodflow.
>>26447573mi think i just want to make a girl cum repeatedly at this pointthough if i'm being selfish i also want a girl to give me a continuous blowjob for a extremely long time
>>26447770Anorexia should be enforced by law, a woman should have to pay a fine for anything on her body that jiggles that isn't tits or ass.
>>26447758Being shot in the leg is completely different from just being sad.If I was shot I'd want some help, if they were trying to lighten the mood by saying smile I'd get it.
>>26447738lol I love hiking, never need to pretend. Do you hike anon?
>>26447775Lol good one. Are you upset fat chicks can get more action (probably even with other girls) than the average male in this thread can?
>>26447779i give every hiker i meet a head shot its my fetish
>>26447779yeah, i'm about to take a hike right now because i can't stand the dishonesty ITT
>>26447682I jack it to porn once a day or two, beyond that I don't really fit anything here.I'm kinda sensitive but I don't treat girls as an emotional tampon, I'd like to believe I'm pretty good at being the emotional support.
>>26447786Please do
>>26447763lol why do you seek these people out? Never been an issue with me
>>26447682>>26447682WUT HOW COME YOU ONLY NOTICE THE BAD THINGS ABOUT US AND NOT THE GOOD. :( I have a porn problem yes.. that's your fault you slut.Need support from significant others. No not anymore not for years now.Gym bro. No I'm just naturally ripped at this pointEmotional manipulation. I wish I were effectively capable of manipulating someone.
>>26447784unsolicited? god i hate actors so fucking much
>>26447786god damn shut the fuck up simp stargay is on here and all she talks about is hiking and being gay and rich pls dont feed into another hike discussion
>>26447771That's an extreme example that doesnt apply here but i guess you just don't trust others oh well.
>>26447763Are you one of the retards who constantly has his nose in "women bad" communities and thinks it reflects real life?
>>26447782Okay well thanks for confirming that women aren't very desirable.
>>26447792I don't seek them out, it's not exactly an opinion hidden away on the dark recesses of the internet
>>26447796>mentioning things you don't like before anyone else does, thus starting the discussion yourselfAre you stupid?
>>26447786Sounds good. Going far? I just ordered a new tarp I’m super excited about.
>>26447782So which is it? Are men failing and not worthy to date or go out with or is there such a surplus of men that women can easily get them whenever they want?Youre inconsistent
>>26447795>unsolicited?i dont think ive ever met a person beggin to get head shotted >god i hate actors so fucking muchok bro
>>26447799Sour grapes.
>>26447796maybe you should go take a hike to the suicide forest
>>26447796Please go on a hike somewhere without cell signal, fall and break your leg, and die alone from exposure.
>>26447778But the context is generally the same. You've suffered some personal injury and don't look happy because of it. Or maybe you just have resting bitch face. Point being it's rude.
>>26447801Kinda sounds like you are playing it up. It’s not like I am anywhere isolated on the internet so I am smelling bitterness and lies
>>26447682Lets go with sensitive one. but let's be honest, I wouldn't even let you get close enough to me to be able to perform emotional labor.
>>26447744>"Hello? Is this the CEO of Viacom? Yes, I'd like to have access to all of the giantess and MILF femdom porn on the network... some lolicon too while you're at it... will I be able to save all the porn and repost it on anime imageboards? sure, here's a copy of my passport ... yes, I'll be paying with my NEETbuxx... just the one person to bill, yes, I've never had a girlfriend or sex... put it on my tab, thanks bitch, laterz
>>26447155Are shy guys a turnoff? Someone who maybe is a bit awkward the first few times you meet.
>>26447682None of these describe me
>>26447779have you ever gotten lost? i bet you have. women dont know where they are going ever.
>>26447822>women dont know where they are going ever.Lol what
>>26447818I prefer shy guys at this point, I think.
>>26447822Did my boomer uncle find the internet?What next, "women are bad drivers"?
>>26447809>>26447811all simps need a headshot
>>26447818>Are shy guys a turnoff?You already know the answer but you ask here hoping women will tell you something different. But they won't. The answer is yes.
>>26447827Simping for other girls would be gay.
>come to this thread for some feel good motivation that maybe I can make it>get even more depressed as every reply makes me feel more like undatable evolutionary dead end
>>26447805no i am not going hiking right now lol. why do you need a tarp? you making your own shelter or something?
>>26447817Based
>>26447825How come?
>>26447831kys homo
>>26447314Plot twist
>>26447832Just ignore the shitposters, trolls and femcels, this place is a cesspit
>>26447824>>26447826don't worry ladies, if you ever did get lost i would find you and we would huddle together for warmth.
Girls, which gf is closest to you? Guys, which gf of these would you prefer? Which would you not date?
>>26447183My legs look like shit.
femanons, what would you do if this guy came up to you and asked you out?
>>26447847>Guys, which gf of these would you prefer?I have no idea. I am 30 and i have never been close to a woman who isnt a coworker.
>>26447841The "men are failing" poster and the whole FDS thing makes literally no sense. They contradict themselves. I don't understand how they can take themselves seriously
>>26447838They're the best listeners and I get to see them grow more comfortable with me in realtime.
>>26447183LazyCan girls explain this: why do you like showing skin? Isn't it weird to wear yoga pants or mini skirts in public?
>>26447847they are all basically the same bitch
>>2644726532 isn't bad. It will limit you with some girls but it's not bad.Not posting your age is a big red flag. And lying is only going to fuck you later.
Butter, garlic and a little oli in the pan. Brown that shit. Throw in mushroom and crushed tomato. Salt, crushed red pepper flake. Let that shit simmer for awhile. Add heavy cream. Vodka sauce. Egg wash. Slice chicken cutlets via breast. Coat in egg wash and bread crumbs. Fry them shits. Take ciabatta. Toast inners. Slice fresh ball of mozz into quarter inch thick cuts. Layer on top of fresh greens. Add cutlet, drown the whole thing in the sauce. God fucking damn I came when I ate that shit
>>26447817Giantesschad, I kneel
>>26447852call security
>>26447832Welcome friend. :)
>>26447847MaleBetween anxious and smol angel. I like them to be a little bit on the edge with me, but in a healthy way.
How can I cheer up my friend a lil bit? I don't want to be like "just cheer up and smile lmaoo ((:" or pressure them, but I don't like to see them sad; any ideas (I'm not the most socially tactful)>inb4 fuck herno
>>26447847This one is bigger but I still can barely read itI guess I'm closest to the smol angel>>26447852>ricecel/nosecel/lipcellol
>>26447864Giantess poster is a literal high value male
>>26447847tldr
>>26447866the only correct move
>>26447847MSoft goth with the personality of sweet mommy>>26447864I just love giant girls, especially when they're shy it's so cuuuuute
>>26447847i take the anxious or the soft goth gf, they both look hot too so theres that
>>26447822I did once, sure. Not anything bad though, I had a compass with me and had studied the map/area beforehand. It’s not really the gotcha moment you want since everyone with experience has gotten lost at some point. Do you only walk on marked trails?
>>26447881stop watching porn
>>26447814It's to cheer somebody up, I'd want people to cheer me up, but ok
>>26447847I'd probably prefer comfy gf, doesn't HAVE to be thicc
>>26447416Male here, I used to flash girls on Omegle and Chatroullette when I was 17-20.About 70% of time they just skipped me, sometimes angry, sometimes disgusted, sometimes with no reaction. But the remaining 30% stayed to watch, some just just stared, some smiled, some pulled out their phone to take pictures or record, some encouraged me by playing with their tongues or doing jerking motions, a few of them flashed back, one girl in particular masturbated with me.Yes, I know it was wrong, which is why I stopped, and yes, I sometimes feel the urge to do it again but I more mature than that now, and I don't think women use sites like that anymore anyway.I don't regret it though, I was very insecure at the time and having girls enjoying looking at my dick helped my self esteem, the girl who masturbated with was particularly pretty, the kind of girl who I would have considered to be out of my league, but there she was, touching herself while watching me touch myself.I don't even have a decent dick, I am four incher, if my dick was big, or even average I am sure many of the girls who skipped would have stayed.Whoever says women aren't visual and/or don't like to look at nude men is a fucking liar.
>>26447847MaleWhere's the option for a girl that has more than one character trait?Gun to my head it would probably be the angel GF because that kind of girl is a bit of a weakness for me, I just hope she doesn't look like an onlyfans stripper like in that pic,.
>>26447847give me the Dumbass b*tch Gf or Puppy Gf
>>26447872Ask her why she's gloomy.. or you know just ignore it because she needs to stop being so needy and fix her own problems. What're you her friend or something? Psssh get the fuck outta here with that shit
>>26447847I would say Puppy gf but Dumbass bitch gf sounds like it was written about me specifically Except I don’t really swear, someone recently pointed out I say heck and gosh a lot which is embarrassing lmao >>26447858I don’t wear anything too short in public because I don’t want my vagina to be on display, but form fitting thin clothes are comfortable. Letting your skin breathe is also comfortable If my buttcheeks or nipples aren’t out I don’t see a problem
>>26447847I don't like any of them because they're all the same cowgirl is based though
>>26447884>everyone with experience has gotten lost at some point.sorry to break it to you but us men just say we get lost to make women feel better about themselves. >Do you only walk on marked trails?hardly ever
>>26447885The future giantess you gotta accept this soon because otherwise when it starts to happen it's going to be very emotionally distressing
>>26447885I don't watch much porn, but also noI also don't see what liking giant and shy girls has to do with porn. Even as a kid these ideas appealed to me. I had a crush on a classmate in elementary school who was taller than me and a tsundere
>>26447892I guess I could ask her what's up, if she wants to talk about stuff at all, or just feeling bleh... but maybe she'll want to take her mind off it and perk up later, idkWe're more like acquaintances, but I try not to be an asshole irl
>>26447847None of them are my type. I like stern, serious, no-bs, no lovey-dovey conservative corporate-type GF who has her life planned out and doesnt care for romantic nonsense or act like a slut.
>>26447899Don't worry dude, I was born with the giantess fetish too. We were born under the right star, we are the children of the future. These other people are of the past
>>26447847Give me Cowgirl gf or give me or death
>>26447903ur gay
>>26447835I got a tarp and bug netting for shelter. I don’t need to make it on my own, it’s a tarp/raincoat. Wanted to make my base weight lighter
>>26447896>every male hiker is secretly lyingIncredible
Are we all gonna make it, lads?
>>26447894>someone recently pointed out I say heck and gosh a lot which is embarrassing lmaoToontown called, they're asking when you're coming home.
>>26447904Does the reverse of giantess also appeal to you though? I also love mini girls. Tfw no thumbelina gf to put in my pocket
>>26447847Who of the regular femanons fits each gf type?
>>26447909we do it because we care>>26447908cool
>>26447907My therapist says I have the thought patterns convictions and preferences of a 60 year old.Help.
>>26447902Yeah just say I'm here if you want to talk about it I guess. Not an expert. This may be improper game but I prefer practicality in messaging... so I'd just tell her that short and sweet and leave it alone otherwise. She didn't go into huge detail about it neither should you I guess
>>26447855Assume malice.The girls that hate men the most are mid as fuck and know that without Tinder and the current American cultural rot where women can never be held accountable for anything ever that they would be forced into marrying the men that they deem incels today.
>>26447910No. 90% of people here will die alone and that's a good thing for the world. If they are over 25 that number jumps to 99%
>>26447911I banned on ToonTown rewritten for bullying people>>26447894https://youtu.be/2Un0sz0JSUE
question to women (female)what helps you cum when you're having sex? what do you do when you can't get over the edge?>t. got a gf that i can't make finish at all, even though i never had that problem with previous partners>what works the best is nipple play and obv clitoral but even these don't get her there, and in terms of fucking it's cowgirl when i can play with her tits or anything from the back, but i can't last long doing it like that>also doing plenty of foreplay and cuddling before and afterwards, but being pretty rough when at it
>>26447922no bulli
>>26447912No, I only like giantess and not minigirl.
>>26447872>lmk if u wanna jointranslation: I would like you to joinHelping someone out of being bummed out is often just being around and sympathizing while they're going through it, go out with her, let her rant about it and if you can't think of anything clever to say, sympathize.
>>26447847I look like sweet mommy gf. But non of the personalities seem to fit
>>26447918OK, thanks anon... cool cool, will do this, don't want to draw more attention to it than needed/make her self-conscious
As a guy how do I know I'm attractive looking without posting my picture online? Like if I should dl tinder?
>>26447928Thanks anon, just asked her when she'd like to meet, yeah I'll let her vent if she wants and make some dumb jokes or whatever
>>26447921I don't believe this. Why do you think this?
>>26447913Rule Breaker: Cowgirl gfFrozen anon: Annoying gf in blanketsTyedye: Comfy gfJH: Wolf gfBimbo: Dumbass bitch gfSweet: Smol Angel gfCB: Dont give a fuck gf
>girl makes fun of me again by copying my mannerisms in a mocking mannerFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I AM ALREADY INSECURE ENOUGH THATS WHY MY BODY MOVES UNNATURALLY I CANT RELAX AROUND PEOPLE FUCK YOU!
>>26447896Seems like I know more hikers than you, or just people in general. And hiking.
>>26447682I was sensitive guyNever again
>>26447932>how do I know I'm attractive looking without posting my picture online?you will know>Like if I should dl tinder?sure, don't expect a lifelong partner
god this place is depressing, now i remember why i stopped coming here
>>26447922>Want to make a who framed roger rabbit joke>google toon town>"oh right, it was a game">attach an image from the movie>still mistaken for the gameFucking fineIt's a good movie though
>>26447932Isn't tinder exactly the same as posting your picture online?Never understood the "doxx" fear in 4chan.
Why do incels seem to think men and women cant be friends?
>>26447940well you are wrong so...
Why is the vibe so weird and slow today
>>26447939Are you >>26445536?Because I already told you, no one is mocking you, you dumbass.
>>26447951because you ask stupid questions like this. next
>>26447945The girls are nice to me and I have a good time here
>>26447847Is there one for boys?
>>26447929No you dont
>be me >have date for tonight with QT>last minute my best friend and fiancé make plans to celebrate her birthday with all of our friends >cancel on girl thinking it’s the right thing to do >says she’s down to reschedule for Tuesday although we might have to “play it by ear” I hate this. She was really cute. Even if she was a liberal with dyed hair snd I am a conservative fit guy. I feel like I fucked up and I’m imagining she might have been the one It’s not hard for me to find new girls so I don’t know why I’m so torn about this
>>26447955No I am not the same person. And yes they are, she said the same sentence I did and moved the same way I do because I have super stiff and weird movements. I basically move like a cartoon butler because I overthink every motion due to being too stressed out in social situations.
>>26447941Yeah fuck that shit. Went through a period of depression and sapped hard to a girl. It darkened me I think. I'm talking permanent emotional scarring.
>>26447959>girls anon i...
Is this friend energy or potential bfXgf energy?>There's a girl who I have a crush on and we're friends. We text pretty regularly and I like to tease her playfully. I also called her cute a couple of times and she didn't seem to mind and one time she said she loved it when I compared her to a rabbit "because shes so cute". Shes also ok with my arm being around her shoulders and she likes to give me sips of her drink when we're out. We also buy each other drinks and shots
>>26447963It seems like you're going to get both things so don't sweat it man
>>26447932Do tinder with a generic bio, the amount of matches you get compared to other men is your attractiveness.Another good test is that if you're not attractive enough to have a girl of your preference come onto you then you're not attractive enough to be asking anyone out.
>>26447960there are only 2 types of boys, incel and chad choose wisely
>>26447847>>26447913JH is cowgirl. Bimbo is soft cute. Scandi is anxious gf. Birdy is tsundere
>>26447924>what do you do when you can't get over the edge?I start crying. LolHonestly, that sounds really strange that she still can’t get off even after trying so many different things. Do you know if she masturbates?
>>26447951im not an incel and its the truth bitchall ur friends would bang you in a second
>>26447972>JH is cowgirli think you mean horsegirl
>>26447856I wish more women had the same patience as you
>>26447961Pretty close. Bit longer hair, more auburn. Freckles.
>>26447971No for real though let's do one for boys it would be fun
>>26447963Am I an absolute retard for thinking that the correct move here is to ask your best friend and fiancé if you could bring her over to celebrate with them?seems like a good opportunity to let her meet your social circle and have some funand yes, apparently I am a retard for replying to the wrong post.
>>26447965I was told “no need to be insecure” while being emotionally cheated onAnd I still wholeheartedly love women>>26447971Kek true
>>26447968I am just doubtful I guess. I feel bad for canceling. I was honest tho and told her what was up and she agreed my friends thing was definitely a priority She says she has a hair appointment Tuesday but also said she thinks we’ll be able to work it out. IE “Yeah we can do that, but I have a hair appointment so we might have to play it by ear but the same time *should* be fine” It just sounds like she’s gonna cancel and I guess I can’t blame her
I havent been hugged for 7 years This cant be healthy.
>>26447982And fat
>>26447986Not for a first meeting I feel, he would have to split attention too much and she'd be a complete stranger to all these people. Women HATE going to places with a lot of people if they don't know a few people there
>>26447964Dude tell her to fuck off as politely as possible. I mean without literally saying the words fuck off tell her to fuck off. For instance I had a female coworker that would not shut the fuck up so I told her "I'd rather be bombed in Ukraine than work with you right now". You know what she flipped her shit called hr got laughed at and never spoke to me again. That or work on your gait or awkwardness
>>26447576Why are you meeting parents dressed as princesses?
Is being a womanizer attractive?
>>26447986She is a girl I met on bumble and they are also pretty low key / private. If I told them I was bringing a new girl they’d assume she was another random girl I was just fucking and wouldn’t be happy about it.If I told them it was someone I had been seeing for awhile and that I really liked it would be a different story. But they’re both very conservative and private and wouldn’t be happy with me bringing a random girl I haven’t met before Again, if she and I had been seeing each other for awhile, I’d 100% have asked her to come along
>>26447576>not wearing a seashell braMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
>>26447682Porn addict is the one I am the closest to.The stuff I Jack off to is not exactly porn, I don't like seeing other people have sex, but I do like looking at amateur naked girls, I don't like the OF/e-thot types.I am not sensitive, I am in fact too cold for my own good.I don't think I am narcissistic, I actually have a low opinion of myself because I have accumulated a lot of failures the past 5 years.I am not socially skilled enough to manipulate anyone.Fuck no, I despise everything woke/feminist/SJW related.
>>26447989Honestly after my whole debacle I dont really like them. I'm trying to worn on that... lot's of female abusers throughout my life attracted to me evidently because I'm both attractive and a polite doormat
>>26447847Tsundere gf: JHAnxious gf: London femanonE-thot gf: BimboanonSweet mommy gf: Oxford CommaComfy gf: TyedyeCowgirl girlfriend: StarewSoft cute gf: SweetNLowPuppy gf: BPD girlDon't give a f*ck gf: Birdy (CB)Weeb gf: FrozeanonSoft goth gf: Virgin kink anonBig tiddy goth gf: The other anon with a virgin kinkWolf girlfriend: MowseSmol angel girlfriend: KloeDumbass b*tch gf: Cutter-chanAnnoying gf in blankets: Tomoko wife anon's wife
>>26448005Bee yourself
>>26448014Which one is the tummy poster French anonette. I want to lick her tummy.
>>26447943>you will knowI feel that I am but I've seen many guys think so about themselves and be wrong. What makes a attractive face?
>>26447847no mulatto maid gf?
>>26447953hangover hours>>26447932Tinder's not a good metric, it's mostly about location and interesting/funny picturesHit on MILFs at bars
>>26448013There are great women out there just like there are piss poor men out thereI keep that in mind
>>26448014Is there a database of all the girls on this board or something else I dont know about? Am I a newfag again?
>>26448018ooh la la, link plz?she can be baguette gf>>26448024>Is there a database of all the girls on this boardin my brain yes
>>26448014My fav is the anonymous trip girl who’s into science
>>26447982Since when can brown girls have freckles
>>26447932Go out and hook up with girls.I know I'm handsome because I go out and hook up with girls and they like me. AND I'm the giantess anon so if I can do it every one of you guys can.I believe in you anons you can do it you just have to fucking do it.
>>26447967>she said she loved it when I compared her to a rabbit "because shes so cute"cuuuute desu
I like anime girls so much real women dont do anything for me anymore.
>>26448014Being called ethot gf is the worst thing that’s ever been said about me here how dare you. I Love other girlsAnd I’m not even good at games
>>26448033That's not good anon
>>26448023So I've been told but the problem is I seem to attract a lot of manipulative people.. which always ends poorly as I fail to differentiate between women with morals and women without as a result. It gives me the feeling that people are not truly kind to me just using me. Which reminds me of my family. I should go back to therapy with that new found insight I guess
>>26448035>And I’m not even good at gamesthat's why you're an ethot
>>26447937>>26448014>both making tyedye the chubby onelol>>26448024no organized list that I know of, it’s just compiled by autists who spend too much time here
>>26448019Mascfaggotry is out of style anon, kpop is in now
>>26448027eh, she seems smart but but kind of conceited and judgemental. and the stuff about lying to her body count to guys because "it doesn't matter" while saying shy virgins were mass shooters in the making was lame. would let her dominate me tho>>26448031you're gonna need to give some of these autists a tutorial dude>>26448033I love anime girls but real women are also pretty cool>>26448035you're e-thot gf but with big tiddy goth gf personality tbqh
>>26448035Oh you're the one the supposedly smells like cotton candy aren't you?
>>26448026I don't have it. She has posted a couple of times.
is it time?
>>26448026>ooh la la, link plz?If anyone can identify her it’s you. https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26364157/#26365361
>>26448032Do you think it means she likes me if she said that?
>>26448051>that picWhat's wrong with playing chess, faggot.
>>26448045is the girl in that pic even chubby tho? she just looks hella thicc. also tye dye was a healthy weight from her pix. but I love chubby girls. was sleeping over earlier with a girl bigger than me lel
>>26448045>>26448026Never underestimate the will to power of the autist.
>>26448038>>26448053Cant be helped. They are just so much better. I look at real women and all I see are their flaws.Especially women past 25 start looking so washed-up and its so obvious they are trying to cover up shit with excessive makeup. Their morality is off-putting as whenever I behold it, I am reminded of my own.
>>26447994No, I’m fit. >>26448028Long time.I’m half Korean, half Scandinavian
>>26448019>I feel that I am but I've seen many guys think so about themselves and be wrong.take an objective measure of how women talk to you when you're not having a conversation that relies on them being nice to you, women will always be friendlier to attractive men>What makes a attractive face?symmetry, youth, strong features, good eyebrows
>>26448040Gotta be optimistic, mon garsI am learning it too, but you have to consent to the vulnerability while also knowing your boundaries.Maybe you should read “Il Principe”Best of luck <3
>>26448071>Implying I talk to women
>>26448059damn cute soz tho idk who that is>>26448058THE FUTURE>>26448063>the will to power to power what?>>26448064I mean they are called anime IDOLS for a reason dude. but imperfections make ppl IRL endearing uwu>older women with excessive makeuphot, maybe you just have shit taste tbqh
>>26448062I love them too. “More to love” indeed.
>>26448035Why are you called bimbo anon
>>26448082so cuddly :>>>26448083I called her that as a joke because she sounds like a 12 year old and has pink hair and is an #influencer. but she's actually hella smart and doesn't have the personality of a bimbo, and she seems to mommy her bf a bit
>>26448062It’s the descriptions around her>cute tummy>pillow thigh>eats a lot
>>26448079based
>to power what>has never read neitszche *Scoffs incredulously*
>>26448092
>>26448080>THE FUTURE?
I would do anything to start over and be born an average normie. I would even be OK with being poor. I would even be OK with having an alcoholic father who beat me. I dont care. I just wish I was normal and went through the normal things people go through at the age they are supposed to. My life is fucking gone and I have nothing. Maybe WWIII will start and I will get conscripted so at least I can die in service of something. FUCK!
Girls, what are some sus things you've seen guys do when talking to girls?
Why is “e-thot” even a thing? Did thots exist before the internet?
>>26448096Normies are stupidYou do not need to be a normie to get what you want in life
>>26448093Based
>>26448097Distracting her while his friend takes upskirt photos.
>>2644805999% sure that's the 23 year old femanon who posted her small ass recently too
>>26448054She smells and looks like it
>>26448108oh my god, please tell me that isn't a thing people actually do.
>>26448087>is an #influencer.Link her shit
>>26448112I’m afraid so. He gets her to lean over a table and talk to him, while the friend sneaks behind her with a camera. Seen it many times.
>>26447974yeah, we've been at it for over a year now and still enjoy our time but her orgasming is just impossible for mewe've got close a handful of times but never finished herdoesn't masturbate, did before when we were apart for longer amounts of time but not anymoresaid she didn't enjoy it as much anyway
>>26448109I'm sorry. I think I heard someone say posted and ass and 23 and fem?
>>26448089sounds ideal>>26448092I have actually but I don't remember that part D:>>26448094giant girls, or something, idk ask the autist>>26448096>wanting to be a poor normalfag with beater fatherwtf shit tasteI love being a non-normalfag desu, I feel like a ghost half the time (which can be comfy), and IRL like a weird sandbox game and it's fun to troll people>>26448109yeah, did some detective work, think it's london femanon
>>26448108Thanks for the idea! I will go around with my friends doing that this summer
>>26448124gross, why are moids like this>>26448113post your dick first
>>26447967Any help? Am I just making a bigger deal of this shit than I should be?
>>26448115Actually disgusting. Hope they see the errors in their way and eventually stopped doing that shit.
>>26447847Sweet mommy gf > big titty goth gf >>> the rest
>>26448121>>26448105>being a normie is badI am almost 30 and I have nothing in my life. I am withering away day by day and I have nothing to look forward to. I make barely enough money to live, I come back ultra exhausted, eat, pass out and then repeat. Its over for me, I fucked it all up. I will never have anything people strive towards and am doomed to be a lonely wageslave.
>>26448091It's not based. I've been ugly/fat my whole life, now that I've shed 20 pounds and worked out I have no if I'm attractive enough to use tinder or notOh and I can't use holiday pics because I'm fat & ugly in em
>>26448121*Scoffs even more incredulously*The will to power is his most famous work and bu work i mean book. How dare you, sir? Well insults in mine own house aside it's well worth a read if you're into knowing about the darker more forbidden aspects of the human condition
>>26447847Tsundere, minus all the cute redeeming crap.
>>26447967Hmm, this is either GF energy from a quiet girl, or just an extroverted girl who treats everyone this way. I’d say it’s not quite a sure thing, but the signs are positive.
>>26447963>>26447968Well we agreed for Tuesday. Says we have to play it by ear because of her appointment but we should be good for the same time / place. I thanked her for being understanding and said I’m looking forward to it and she said “I am too! :) have a good evening” Am I in the clear? What are the odds she’ll cancel again?
>>26448134But at least you'll never get laid anon. Sex is disgusting.. stay over here where it's safe.
>>26448100Of course they did, zoomer.
>>26448043Look I try, I’m too shaky to aim properly >>26448054I’ve been trying to find more cotton candy scented body products that are actually good qualityThe bees love it>>26448083Qt explained it but also I started it by calling him a himboI have a degree, I think I’m decently intelligent lol. Just lack a little common sense sometimes but like don’t we all>>26448113Do you think I would ever be dumb enough to have posted my social media here
How can we tell if a man is complimenting us because he actually genuinely feels that way or if he’s only complimenting us because that’s what he thinks we want to hear?
>>26448121>giant girls, or something, idk ask the autistVery true!>>26448126>post your dick firstWhy? You're already putting yourself out there as an influencer.
>>26448134sounds like you're just depressed dudenothing wrong with being a wagie (I tell myself)>>26448135are you bri'ish? mate just go down pub with a pal and hit on some birds
>>26447847Personality wise, sweet mommy gf with some annoying gf in blankets moments. Physically, I look pretty much exactly like the annoying gf kek
>>26448149Fuckboys will always do the later, normal people will always do the former.
>>26448149Trying to guess what dialogue option leads to sex
>>26448157>I look pretty much exactly like the annoying gfL O N D O N
>>26448148>but like don’t we allOnly women
>>26448144another anon, sounds like you're in the clear and she really is into itif she accepted a different time then it's for real
>>26448153>BongNah mate, you'd think my poor english would give that away. Anyway there are no good bars like that around
>>26448148How many followers did you say you have?
>>26448148>Qt explained it but also I started it by calling him a himboWho's QT?>Do you think I would ever be dumb enough to have posted my social media hereWhy not? Don't you want to influence?
Girls, How would you react if your pertner revealed that he used services of a prostitute in the past?
>>26448164>you'd think my poor english would give that awayI mean people here have poor english toosorry though dude, nowhere you can go with a buddy? but yeah, snap some new pics and try apps, might as well, nothing to lose>>26448165she said she has ~100k
>>26448161You're roughly 4 years too late, sorry anon.
>>26448163Ok cool I am hoping so. I genuinely felt bad for canceling and I do want to go out with her. I’m just hoping she’s not gonna cancel now but I’d have to be understanding all things considered
>>26448128The winds are in your favor if but for the moment. Should you cast your lot in amongst the waves maybe you shall indeed find redemption. But be forwarned sailor, the sea is a fickle mistress. *lights pipe puffing softly, inhaling the damp smoke tasting leafy tobacco. A fickle bitch indeed...
Girls, what is a "fuckboy"?
>>26448121>think it's london femanonWtf starting to believe this one can't be real, seems too hot to be here.
is it a bad thing if girls and guys constantly mistake me for a girl when we're just communicating using text?
>>26448148Oh you're into bees? That's pretty cool. I had a bee farm in my backyard back home but they all died. I'm sure they would have loved cotton candy. If I'd only known. :(
>>26448182she's really hot just really insecure
>>26448184Nigga, it's you who're talking about here. You're the one who has to say if you think it's bad or not. Are you gay?
>>26448153>sounds like you're just depressed dudeWouldnt know, sometimes I get so mad at my situation I scream out loud and hit some random surface. Sometimes minor self-harm like biting into my arm or scratching myself. Cant really control it. I am sure its not healthy and I am sure it will get worse with age. >nothing wrong with being a wagie (I tell myself)Depends on how much you make. After the recent inflation surge I make barely enough to pay rent/bills/food/gas.
>>26448170brb getting time machine>>26448166>Who's QT?your worst nightmareI like to think of myself as an anti-role model
Girls is having sex with 19 women too many?
>>26448169>Snap picsWon't those be dishonest? My looks vary a lot depending on the selfie/lightning etc etc
>>26448182The ass makes it easier to believe kek
>>26448192I don't like to label my sexuality. I'll guy or gal or whatever, if we click I'll take it.
>>26448196>your worst nightmare> I like to think of myself as an anti-role modelLol why though?
>>26448197Up to you
>>26448166>Who's QT?The only good bong that ever existed.
>>26448162If that’s what makes you feel better anon>>26448165I’ve never said specifically. I think the range I gave last time was between 75k and 100k on my largest platform >>26448166The guy who answered your question first>Don’t you want to influence?No, I want to make money. And you fuckers would absolutely interfere with that if my socials got linked here lol >>26448167I would just break up with him >>26448184Nah I don’t think so, it’s very hard to read tone over text sometimes Do you use a lot of exclamation marks and emojis? Or abbreviations like omg, rn, w/e>>26448185Oh no that’s so sad D: how did they die?
>>26448198>Won't those be dishonest? My looks vary a lot depending on the selfie/lightning etc etcdude half the bimbolicious girls on Tinder are also exploiting the shit out of angles and lighting in their pix. as long as your pics actually look like you you're fine. I'm not very photogenic (ppl have told me this) which is kinda good cause people are often pleasantly surprised irl>>26448197why not make it an even 20
>>26448203You still ain't answered your own question. Do you like being mistaken for a girl or would you rather be seen as a fag?
>>26448166How about I influence your ass, punk?
>>26448206Im asking you though. I don't think it is and I also don't care if a girl has had sex with a decent amount of guys before
>>26448167If he has a clean bill of health, then I wouldn’t really mind.
>>26448205>why thoughI make many terrible life choices
>>26448197At the same time? Definitely.
>>26448208Yes it does make me feel better but I am still a virgin so not too much better
>>26448208>No, I want to make money. And you fuckers would absolutely interfere with that if my socials got linked here lolI would never do anything to hurt your livelihood. Still you're making the right choice probably lol>>26448211>why not make it an even 20I tried last night but didn't smash :/>>26448213No
>>26448149You can't always tell that someone's lying by what they say in the moment. Even if he is a fuck boy he may mean what he says anyways. Maybe you really are a cutie patootie. That's a statement of fact it doesn't mean anything. What matters is what comes after the compliment but more importantly their actions. So I'd say take every compliment as though it were sincere but neither let it go to your head or count them too greatly as something akin to or even more than their actions. That is of course you have Intel suggesting otherwise.
>>26448208>I would just break up with himBut why? What's the big deal, a boy gotta relieve himself and it's much healthier then porn and masturbation.
>>26447847>Guys, which gf of these would you prefer? Mommy gf>cowgirl>comfy gf>dumbass bitch gf>Which would you not date?Don't give a fuck gf seems to be the default state of most girls. Definitely don't like that. I'll just move on if you don't show that you car about me.
>>26448222Don't do that
>>26448207speaking of bongs, reminds me of my trip over therea lady literally got stabbed down the street from where I was staying, pic relatedgot a police visit at 3 am asking me if I saw anything.Feels so weird to have been so close to death.
>>26448231>I tried last night but didn't smash :/unlucky dude, better luck next timeI slept over with a girl while blackout drunk and went to the bathroom and then accidentally went into her roommate's bedroom
>>26448208How many followers on all platforms combined? Estimated
>>26448243Yea you told me in the last thread. Is your foot/ankle still hurting?
>>26448176Like the typical college party bro who only wants sex, maybe slightly more refined
Girls, how long do you think you could live in the shoes of the average khhv anon from these threads without wanting to off yourselves due to social isolation, everyone in society ignoring or actively making fun of you and receiving 0 attention from potential love partners?
>>26448208The bees? They just froze to death. My faggot father saved the queen however the rest of the hive was gone so we had to put her down at the vets office. I prefer dogs personally they don't sting.
>>26448216its bc ur an ugly whore with no standards who fucked ever fat cunt on tinder
What was the last kind thing you did for someone else without asking anything in return?
>>26448240lol is that east london? bare dodge ngl
>>26448258RudeI don't use dating apps I meet girls in person.
>>26448261Helped my grandma get a baking dish from the top shelf
>>26448252I'd bet 3.5 hours before they went to buy the gun. A permanent solution to a permanent problem. (I'm fucking joking your problems aren't permanent don't fucking kill yourselves you faggot idiots)
>>26448261Helped an old guy find his seat at the baseball stadium the other night.
>>26448247Ah yeah I think I did. And yeah shit hurts, I have to walk on my tiptoes on my right foot ;_; maybe I can meet some nurse girl at the bar to feel sorry for me>>26448261I took out some bitch's trash cause it was overflowing
>>26448265no you dont girls wont just let u fuck them
>>26448252If my brain comes with me into the KHHV body, then I’m confident I could use my knowledge to successfully date a woman.
>>26448176Formerly known as wiggers.
anyone watching Eurovision, eurobros? The worlds cringiest contest
>>26448262Don't know, I suck at geography, the address says Bedford Place apparently it's got a high as fuck crime rate?
>>26448261Took my grandmother out to sushi downtown with my last paycheck the day after getting fired. Old lady ran that check the fuck up too. Goddammit grammy.
>>26448270Based. The majority of them will NEVER make it, It IS a permanent problem. So either accept living alone and your current situation being what you spend the rest of your life living like or ... look for a way out.
>>26448233How is it healthier than masturbation?
>>26448231It honestly probably wouldn’t do much harm but I don’t want to give anyone here stalker fuel lol>>26448233Kys>>26448246On all platforms? Almost 200k>>26448252The incels here are incels out of their own doing. If these men would listen to constructive criticism, get hobbies, work on their issues, get in shape, groom themselves, dress nicely, and behave like the rest of us are expected to behave in society they wouldn’t have these problemsSo to answer your question, I wouldn’t. Because I would just better myself>>26448261I saw a girl hitchhiking when I was driving home today and it freaked me tf out so I drove her to get her some lunch and then to where she was trying to goNot exactly above and beyond or anything, I was just worried she’d end up in a ditch and everyone loves free food
>>26448149just find out if he only wants sex of if he wants you as a gf its that simple
>>26448096I don't even want to change my circumstances, I just want to go back to the first year of middle school. I don't even need to keep my memories I just need a recurring nightmare where I'm me as I am now and I won't fuck up this time.
>>26448275nta but a lot of thots like to hookup and will go home with random dudes on a night out. one of my friends went back with a guy last night (I think)>>26448283FUCK I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS WAS ON desu it's been kinda boring in recent years, I'll probs meet friend in a bit and watch it tho
Would actual smart, nerdy girls go for a dumb chad?im fortunate enough to be attractive and i'm not an asshole, but i get really insecure around girls who are actually legitimately intelligent and/or are nerdy because i love just listening to them talk and teach me stuff i can't understand on my own, they seem to see the world in a bigger way, i can talk to most females and gain something out of it, but idk why i'm in love with nerdy or tomboy girls.
>>26448283oh jesus the eurovision, the show synonymous for the LGBT and women. That show was cool until that tranny from Austria won in 2015
>>26448208And 75k-100k isn’t even a huge amount for an influencer, right? So it’s not like you’re trying to brag or flex your popularity. I think another girl said she just started and has around 30k already.
How bad is it to be a 24y male virgin? Should I try to rack up as high of an bodycount as I can before committing? To make up for lost time?>>26448211I still have some loose skin/excess fat under my chin, if I lean in it's pretty nice but otherwise I should probs wait a month or two for it to disappear for good Looks pretty much like pic rel in the right but I used to have a double chin soooooo. ... Straight shot looks worse
>>26448294>Would... girls go for....chad?Yes. Come on dude. I feel like you're flexing.
>>26448294I wouldn't say I'm a chad, I'm a fucking retard though and have mostly ended up with smart girls. Dated a girl who went to Cambridge and another to Oxford. Maybe they take pity on me
>>26448294I’m sure you’re not that dumb
>>26448288Personally I've been living like that Xanax overdose really did kill me and so now in this upper rung of hell I'm just kind've comfortable in misery but also always trying to get the fuck out of where I am in life right now. Live like you're already dead."To win any battle you must fight as if you are already dead"Musashi Miyamoto
>>26448290You sound kinda like a bitch. Do you know that?
>>26448261I spent the whole evening babysitting my friend's son while they went on a date and smashed.
>>26448283>ynr the epic sax guy.Spain actually has a good act this year
>>26448299>How bad is it to be a 24y male virgin?bad but at least you're not a 30y male virgin so go for it
>>26447980And proud.
>>26448311Its funny how he was the first and last time I cared about Eurovision
>>26448294I had a smart, nerdy girl into me, but I never made a move for some reason. >she would bump into me after class lots of times>was on a cruise ship and she would lay down on my bed while titanic was playing on the small tv>gave me chocolate(Pls write me if you're reading this)
>>26448299>Should I try to rack up as high of an bodycount as I can before committing?Up to you but gross broI just want 1 waifu 4eva. It's not very realistic but I'd be lowkey proud if I could find the right grill someday and commit entirely to her
>>26447344I would have bullied you so hard.
>>26448294>women willing to sit and teach you something Proof that women are all liars and just want Chad. Do you know how many years I've tried getting a woman to teach me something? *sniffle* Do you? :(
>>26448318anon...
>>26448290>The incels here are incels out of their own doing. I am sorry. I did my best. I lost 30 kilos, I groom myself, I smell nice, I wear nice clothes, I have no vices or addictions, I am polite and I listen to people, I have a job with upwards mobility. its not enough. There is something offputting about me that keeps women away or rather makes them want to be my buds but never date me. On the outside I look fine but inside I feel only excruciating pain.
>>26448309You sound kinda like a bitch. Do you know that?
>>26448283Thanks for reminding me, I will be watching it with my sister. I am from Norway lets hope we win
>>26448216If we were dating, it’s too much for me personally. But other than that who cares
>>26448292We are not gonna make it, bro. We exist so others can look at us and learn what not to do with their lives. I have tried my best to support younger guys, give them advise, help them out with what I can be it a loan of money, a ride somewhere, help with studying or whatever else. People I've met at work or on the internet mostly. We are just doomed to be side-characters.
>>26448328Do you have... terrible foot odor? That was my problem. Then I got tough acting tenactin. Cured that shit right up. Not the ladies flock to me and i am there shepherd
>>26448197For me, it would be.
>>26448297Yeah it’s not a flex lol it’s just like, my jobI don’t think much of it anymore>>26448309GoodNo pussy boys allowed>>26448328Where do you typically try to meet people? Has anyone ever specifically said there are things about you they don’t like? Sometimes it’s a personality issue, being nice isn’t enough. You need to be interesting, or funny, or have something about you that makes you stand out from the average person
>>26448322That probably won't happen to me tbqh desu. I'm too old to find love, not that I've ever been in love.>>26448290Nobody tells incels that. Like no one says you're ugly, hit the gym or you dress like shit. When they do they're insults and not constructive.No one told me to lose weight, not even the doctors. When I did people close to me tried to gaslight me not to
>>26448283lol yup
>>26448348>No pussy boys allowedoh..
>>26448283Cringe contests are good. They keep the nations humble.
>>26448348Do you post pictures of yourself on social media?
>>26448318>being on a cruise ship with girl that bumped into you in the hall "on accident" "a few times" >she's laying on YOUR bed>titanic is playingAnd you mean to tell me you didn't kick that bitch out and finish titanic, nigga? Seriously, fuck you, nigga. Tired a this fuck shit mane.
If you are watching Eurovision, on behalf of all the Finns. I am sorry for our disgraceful act /atoga/, Now I will return to /int/.Eurobros and sis is your country currently in the Eurovision final?
>>26448348>>26448357And do these pics contain tits?
>>26448340So grab yourself a side bitch and roll with it. The main character is a faggot anyways.
>>26448344No but lol, glad it worked out for you. >>26448348>Where do you typically try to meet people?Couple of years ago at uni now at social events. >Has anyone ever specifically said there are things about you they don’t like?No they dont have to. >Sometimes it’s a personality issue, being nice isn’t enough. You need to be interesting, or funny, or have something about you that makes you stand out from the average personI cant judge how interesting I am. I have male friends that like hanging out with me and my colleagues like chatting with me because I know a lot of stuff on esoteric shit normies only understand on surface level like philosophy and psychology. But yeah hard to judge.
>>26448367>Hän katsoo euroviisuaPoikani hyi vittu
>>26448275What do you mean "let"?I meet girls in bars and such
>>26448367Do you guys wanna watch it together on cytube?
>>26448340I still want to believe and I've actually felt an urge to try improving recently but the fact that it probably won't go anywhere is really holding me back. At least there's next reincarnation I guess
>>26448350You’re not too old to find love, but having that mentality will prevent it from happeningAnd a lot of people don’t offer up actual constructive criticism, it’s a lot easier to enable people. I’ve lost a few friends after I’ve stopped enabling their self destructive behavior and tried to actually encourage them to change their lives for the betterSometimes that’s what you have to do, upset people for their own good. I wish my friends had done that for me in the past as well>>26448354I’m sorry anon :[ I’m sure you’re not that much of a pussy boy>>26448357Sometimes, nothing lewd. Mostly just cute aesthetic pink pics>>26448374I truly do not mean this in a rude way, I’m just trying to offer up my perspective hereIf women don’t like you and you truly have no idea why, there is most likely a glaringly obvious problem that you’re oblivious to. Ask your friends their opinion. Maybe you’re too clingy or overbearing, maybe you talk too much, or not enough. Maybe the way you say things comes out as rude even if you don’t mean for it toI had a friend like you once and I tried my best to explain how he came across to others and why people didn’t like it despite him being outwardly really good looking, but he had no interest in changing
>>26448275>>26448385Yeah, if he gets them drunk enough then they don't have to "let" him
>>26448367Sadly yes. Norway just came out with some silly hats.
>>26448367>is your country currently in the Eurovision final?somehow the UK is
>>26448149It's very easy to mislead someone, even yourself. I tend to jump the trigger when declaring love and at the moment I do believe it, bur it's not always truthful. Sometimes I am just horny or craving for the affection which enhances my feelings of being "happy" with a woman, but its difficult to discern between genuine and just a fling, it's even harder to accept that there's a difference.
>>26448143>>26448174Interesting so how should I proceed? Keep calling her cute? Call her pretty, beautiful etc?
I think I saw my ex’s best friend at my new gym..I didn’t really even process it until rnAt least I looked good
>>26448388Sure.Men, do you think it's possible for women to feel things other than the narcissistic feeding of their own ego?
if a girl has had a crush on you at least once in your life, can you still make it even if you're an adult virgin?
>>26448405I don't get itwhat's there to process?
>>26448397Fuck off
>>26448404I would move quickly and outright ask her to be your girlfriend. If you let this flirty friendship become the norm, that's all it will be - a flirty friendship. If you want more, you have to go get it.
>>26448412If it was her friend then she’ll probably then she’ll probably tell her about it idk
what does it mean if a female says she wouldn't mind doing anything for me?
>>26448412I love this picture anon
>actually kissed a pillow today I was so lonelyGuys, do you do the same sorts of shit when you're lonely?
>>26448294Smart women love a guy that is smarter than them, but despise someone that's on par or tries to be. They can be very judgemental.That said I think they are fine as long as the guy has the other average male desirable traits. Just don't let them make it a competition unless you can absolutely dominate them intellectually and even then it stills becomes toxic eventually.
>>26448283you could watch Eurovision or you could listen to techno https://voca.ro/1d4n9cu54LyO
>>26448424Oh yeah, time to anticipate a phone call from them then?>>26448426it is very cute.
>>26448427when Im lonely I call up one of my homies and we go drinking, hooning or shooting birds with slingshots. sometimes all three
>>26448427yes lol>tfw you're not a femanon's pillow
>>26448404You've already called her cute multiple times. Don't continuously compliment a girl. It both gets old and makes the compliment meaningless. Ask her casually with as little expectation or hints of neediness as possible, to get coffee as more than friends. If she says no well.. idk the sea is a fickle mistress, mate.
>>26448294Smart women specifically want a dumb himbo that is attractive and they think they can control.
>>26448427never been that desperate before, sucks to hear bro
>>26448442himbo here, taking applications btw
>>26448427I talk to my imaginary gf when I'm extra crazy
>>26448421What's wrong bro? I'm on your side here, let's go rape some bitchez! I will get the GHB
I have a toothache. How do I know if it's wisdom tooth?
Men, how many women have shown interest in you?
>>26448456Depends what you mean by "interest"Interest in fucking? Quite a fewInterest in being my gf? Still waiting D:
>>26448456Like 10. Slept with 6.
>>26448456about 4 over the last 5 yearsall declined because Im not a big fan of women
>>26448456Absolutely no idea.
>>26448435I doubt it, pretty sure she has a new boyfriend already.I guess I’m just glad someone I used to know saw me unbothered, in my lane, focused, and flourishing
>>26448456Only 1 but at least she was hot as a pornstar
>>26448425please respond
>>26448289No DGS, getting your body and mind used to the natural thing instead of sitting there watching things you would never see when having good sex. I still can't cum in a pussy with my condom on. It's just much healthier to use a prostitute and develop healthy and normal sex habits.
>>26448456In any given setting at least one third of women display attraction to me and are interested in me sexually. Usually it's at least 90% of the women there.
Did anyone save that house remix I did of Marta singing btw lol?
>>26448458>>26448463>>26448465what the fuck i've had literally zerowhat the fuck is wrong with me? am i that ugly?
>>26448456A lot tbqh
>>26448456a lot through my life, but I'm too much of a pussy to do anything about it. so I'm a virgin but at least not hugless or kissless
>>26448441>>26448422Well shes back home in her country at the moment but I will be visiting her with a few friends soon. Should I just wait until the next semester to do something or should I try to/ask her to kiss or something when I'm in her country?
>>26448476I mean, this is over many years, and I'm still a khv, it's not lots of interest and I'm not good with girlsI mean, maybe, but it's probably more likely you're just oblivious, not social or forward enough
>>26448476list your redeeming qualities
>>26448456A lot of girls show interest to me, even girls that have boyfriends. The issue is when they actually get to know me, they see I have no friends, I don't go out that much and I have social difficulties so they stop liking me that way
>>26448456a ton, mostly uggos though
>>26448476The haircut is what makes it lol
who would you date?
>>26448488But you've banged em? Even ones with bfs? Right?
>>26448475How could you have rendered the file but not saved?Or is it lost in the directory as “untitled 6383629163748” ?
>>26448488>when they actually get to know me, they see I have no friends, I don't go out that much and I have social difficulties so they stop liking me that waydamn bro u me?>>26448493leftmost
>>26448430There is actually nothing I love more than arguing with an intelligent women. As much as I despise the lot of you and would gladly start the dawn of a new age without you I have to say arguing with an intelligent girl turns me on like nothing else honestly. The idea that I could lose or win the argument to something I can also have sex with.. my god that's hot. It's like I both want to dominate and be dominated. To kill or be killed in order to experience the thrill of the game, intellectual discourse. Damn that's so fuckin hot. Bonus points if she's into ****
>>26448493What's with the censored part
>>26448493they all look over 30, so none
>>26448493rightmost
>>26448497>How could you have rendered the file but not saved?I did the remix quick but didn't keep it>“untitled 6383629163748” bedroom producers be like
>>26448493Literally any woman
>>26448503Just a lil gal that's not part of the group.
>>26448493None, I want Gal Godot.
>>26448493>the future
>>26448480Do something sooner rather than later. "If not now then when?" "He who dared wins" "Fortune favors the bold" "the sea is a fickle bitch"
>>26448456Three or four, I think.
>>26448456At least 3 that I noticed. Didn't act on it.>>26448455If it's the wisdom tooth that's hurting then it's the wisdom tooth.
>>26448495No still a virgin. I am also shy and don't make any moves ever. If I try I get too nervous and I freeze>>26448498We need to find the fix to this
>>26448493they're so old...
>>26448475This one?https://voca.ro/1cBSd9Q4pbnI
>>26448513Should be a boy :/
>>26448528ayyy you got it, cheers man
>>26448526Mature, anon, they look Matureand therefore attractive.
>>26448508Welp, I didn’t save it technobrudda sorry :’That girl is talented tho
>>26448528archiveanon, you're scary
>>26448540ikr her voice is insane like wtf
>>26448528Cute kitty
>>26448528Baste
>>26448528Do you save everything
I'm in my mid 20s, is it too late to save my shitty dudebro skin? Any good skincare items I should order?
>>264484561 girl who was 100% confirmed interested in meSome other girls who were friendly to me but I have no idea if they were actually interested
>>26448522I don't know if it's wisdom tooth. Apparently not everyone have them. And pain isn't local, pain is in the back on one side and it hurts all area.Also that side cheek is warmer.Very confusing.
>>26448367Yeah our act is a discount Rosalia
>>26448570Shakira is a discount Marta
>>26448565Grab a mirror and see if you have wisdom teeth, dummy.
>>26448367is eurovision actually any good this yr? I'm about to meet up with this grill and watch it, let's hope for some meme songs
>>26448557As much as I can.
>>26448576Its alright. Its just a pity contest for Ukraine this year theyre singing next
>>26448558does any of that stuff even work?i just use water, moisturizer, and sunscreen because i'm terrified of changing something and having my acne and oily skin come back
>>26448456I suspect quite a few more than I was cognizant of at the time. I'm artistically bad at reading people... If by show interest you mean walked up and started talking to me/ have gotten with then I've lost count why would you ask such a daft question to a Chad kind such as I. Seriously though I don't know more than I can accurately count.
Girls, would you ever do deathsticks?
>>26448558What are your skin concerns dudebro?It's never too late to start taking care of yourself.
>>26448558Jack black facial cleanser for men
>>26448586I'm not interested in deathsticks
>>26448578How long have you been at it?Did you save my pics?
>>26448582Sunscreen is bad for your skin. Stop this.
>>26448582>>26448587I've only ever used water, no moisturizer nothing. I have no specific problems but no specific routine and I don't know what to buy amd what to do.I want to prevent from my skin from going bad whilst it's still okay
>>26448604>Sunscreen is bad for your skin.No, it isn't. Sun is the #1 cause of ageing (and also skin cancer).
>>26448600Not long, I only got here late last year. I don't claim to have a complete history of /atoga/ or anything. I just save anything I consider memorable.
>>26448598Why not?
Hey everyone, there was a mass shooting at an upstate NY supermarket earlier this afternoon and the shooter posted a manifesto that specifically names 4chan as an influence.Just a PSA, we might all want to take a vacation from this website until the heat dies down.
>>26448609I've never once had sunburn in my life. Seethe
>>26448594That's all? How often should I use it? How should I use it?
>>26448580they'll never top Verka Serduchka
>>26448611post your favorite vocaroo from both genders
>>26448607That's great. The very basics are a delicate cleanser, a good moisturizer with SPF and one without for the night.
>>26448493i'll take the tranny
>>26448493All of them. If I had to choose one, third from the left, her smug aura attracts me.
>>26448618I have never given advice suggesting killing anyone
>>26448618damn bro, sauce?
>>26448624I don't think I have any favorites. I don't even listen to them half the time, I just compulsively save things as soon as I see them.
>>26448618I have diplomatic immunity.
>>26448493meh...can i just have whatever that yellow thing is?
>>26448611True I’m relatively new ITT as well but I’m just your average 2013 newfriend with a pretty faceDo you save the entire bread or just files?
>>26448619You don't need to get sunburn to receive the ageing effects of sun exposure.
>>26448640>I just compulsively save things as soon as I see them.high tier autism but I can appreciate it I guess
>>26448640>I just compulsively save things as soon as I see themplease delete everything posted by QT or your cat will die in their sleep kthx
>>26448618>it's trueGreaaaat.
>>26448654fucking hell the things I'd let her do to me
>>26448618I'm not on any list, I'm fine.
>>26448654>ice handcuffsWhy does she know how to make those? Wholesome reasons, surely?
>>26448640>some stranger has my voice saved on their computerlol
>>26448618Not a burger.
>>26448645SEETHE GODDAMN YOU SEETHEwhy isnt it working??? This was my ace in the whole. God.. didnt i do everything you asked of me?
>>26448644Just files, saving threads is what archive sites are for. If those ever went down, I'd be pretty upset.>>26448649Even the remixes? But I just helped by posting one...
>>26448630So if I buy jack black cleanser then what should my moisturizer be?>Use cleansener in the morning>Apply moisturizer afterwards>...>???Is that correct way to do things?Thanks!
>>26448661Honestly that's worse.
>>26448667>Even the remixes?k you can keep those for your own listening <3
>>26448618All of my posts have been satire and are not meant to be interpreted literally
>>26448575How do they look like?
>>26448620I"m not saying that's it. Your skin care routine should be specific to your skin really but yeah that's a place to start. Have not had acne in years and people say my face looks like a babys bottom. I'd say it's pretty good. You use it in the morning and evening, or twice daily.
>>26448669>*doesn't care in unmutilated penis*
>>26448618Hey if I happened hypothetically to have been on pol when the new zealand shooter posted his manifesto and downloaded and read it would you think that i'm on a list?
GirlsI don't have much stuff, I don't have much social energy, all I have to give a girl is a whole lot of love and the mundane skills I have. Is there a possibility of me finding a girl that will be happy with me and will show me the same love and respect I show her? Be honest please.
>>26448618Every post I've made is true and I'm gonna turn humanity into the big female small male race. But the glowies already know this
>>26448656Right? People keep saying that Elsa was made for ice bondage.>>26448659Yes, of course. All above board. To protect and serve. etc.
>>26448667I’d be upset too and seems picrel is relevant again
>>26448660A femanon specifically. Archive anon is a girl
>>26448688>I don't have much stuff, I don't have much social energy, all I have to give a girl is a whole lot of love and the mundane skills I have. Is there a possibility of me finding a girl that will be happy with me and will show me the same love and respect I show her? Be honest please.8*han's pol i mean
If I fap and then take a shower and get dressed up and meet with people immediately after, they won't be able to smell it on me/tell or anything right?I just have to before meeting hot girls, goddamn why are girls so hot
>>26448654Judy hopps is such a top tier wife that other princesses had to dress in her costume to emulate just a fraction of her power.
>>26448689Eh maybe, doesn’t sound good tho
>>26448703don't fap, play on hard mode
>>26448697well she has autism
>>26448704There was a lot of Zootopia crossover art when it released. I'm not sure why.
>>26448704I'm not a furry but goddamn Judy was a cutie>>26448708>hard modeKEKanon I'm already a huge simp even when I'm not that hornyI woke up today and had jizzed in my sleep, that's how much party girls blueballed me yesterday>>26448710we love autistic girls here (I wonder if they're the same anon who said they fell asleep to my vocas...)
>>26448618I can't find the source about 4chan just that there was a shooting upstate
>>26448660>>26448697I've posted a few vocas too, and I bet she saved them too. It's strangely flattering
>>26448689The way things are going honestly the possibility is quite small. The cost of living is increasing, women are now in the work force in as well as taking over universities. The days where a man was enough being what you are are numbered. The end is nigh, anon.
>>26448668Usually I'd suggest:>wash face with water>moisturizer with SPF in the morning>wash face with cleanser to wash the SPF >moisturizer in the eveningSince it's getting warm, you can use a lighter moisturizer. I have never used any of these, but if you want to stay on the cheap side:>Dew Point moisturizing gel cream by Versed> Neutrogena Hydro Boost Water Gel When it comes to sunscreen, my favourite lately has been the Thank You farmer one. I also like the one from Elta MD.If you want a more drugstore kind of product, I've heard okay things of the Neutrogena Hydro Boost Hyaluronic Acid Moisturizer SPF 50.
>>26448689Yes, there is a possibility. It might be a slim one, though.
>>26448679Can you recognise a molar? You should have two molars in each side, if you have third one that's the wisdom tooth. If you can't then count how many teeth you have, starting from the front incisor>front incisor>lateral incisor>canine>two pre-molar>two molarsIf there's more than that you have wisdom teeth. Sometimes you can have just one or two, sometimes you have all four. Sometimes you have them and don't feel a thing, and sometimes they cause problems.The heat you feel can be a sign of inflammation so maybe anti-inflammatories can help with that along with the pain but I wouldn't listen to any old chump on a basket weaving forum for medical advice.I'm not a doctor.
>>26448713https://archive.is/BDQEOThis has screenshots of his manifesto. Bunch of shit on /pol/
>>26448618this must be why /tv/ has a datamining thread up as we speak
>>26448711I don't see how this is a crossover
>>26448720My singing and weird noises live on forever
Does archive anon have pics of cr*c saved?
>>26448729>not foundshit, the feds took it down already
>>26448721if women keep gitting good and guys keep becoming losers, eventually they'll have to settle for us, right?
>>26448735If she only started last year, I doubt it
>>26448736Try again, the page was still archiving when I posted the link.
>>26448732It's the clothes!
>>26448722Moisturize before cleaner? Don't they counter-act each other?
>>26448703They wont be able to smell cum but they'll be able to pick up on hints of other things... your anxiety for instance. That bead of sweat dripping down your forhead dropping onto your cum stained selvedge denim. Oops looks like you fucked up. Like you missed a spot in your careful preparations. And as they'll be all for nothing, they'll look at you and think one word and one word only. Incel.
>>26448743I'm sorry, it wasn't very clear.Morning:>wash face with water>moisturizer with SPFEvening:>wash face with cleanser >moisturizer in the eveningThat's it.
>>26448737>office girl scratching her backWhy is this so erotic?
>>26448735Sadly no, just a few vocas and related images.
>>26448749Because you're horny already.
>>26448729>https://archive.is/BDQEOStill up for me. INTJ Master race.
>>26448740Thanks! I'm probably on several lists now.
>>26448747>your anxiety for instanceI already have crippling anxiety in general tho>>26448749I don't know but it's cute as fuck
>>26448748Thanks a lot!
>>26448753No, but that image instantly got me there
>>26448751Post pls if not too much trouble
>>26448726Since I can't do much until Monday I'm hoping it will go away. Can I pull my wisdom tooth myself? Are they like baby teeth?It's not as painful as annoying.
>>26448705>>26448721>>26448725Thanks girls, a chance is all I need.
>>26448737No, actually the way culture seems to be moving i'd imagine that polygamous relationships may become the norm in which case the men at the top will have multiple partners either simultaneously or in quick succession. Also why would you want to be a loser anyways?
what if...
>>26448765They're mostly NSFW and I don't like posting things unless the person requests it themselves, sorry.
>>26448742Elsa can nibble on my carrot any day
>>26448729>didn’t anheroGlows brightSomeone on /fit/ predicted this not too long ago actually
>>26448761Well then cum away, good sir, but just make sure to make no mistakes. Jk Just be cool. Breathing really deeply in social situations always helps at least somewhat to calm anxiety. You can jerk off if you think the post nutt clarity will give you a more rational logical masculine mind but yeah man it should be fine
>>26448784He might've anheroed, the news is now saying the gunman is dead (despite there being video of him being taken into custody).
>>26448786thanks dude, yeah won't overthink it, I'm sure it'll get into it and it'll be fun
>>26448783
Girls, you go to your dream guy's apartment, and notice on his shelf he has such timeless literary works as>Tokyo Mew Mew>Love Hina>We Never Learn>Because I'm the Goddess>Oh My Goddess!>Nagatoro>Rent a Girlfriend>The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated!>A.I. Love You>Ai Yori Aoshi >Missions of Love>First Love Monster>Pandora Hearts>New GameHow do you react?
>>26448794I wonder how he contained his weebiness for so long, seeing as I'm Asian
>>26448796g-gomenasai Asian-chaaan ;_;I don't have yellow fever or anything weird IRL tho. Never actually had an Asian girl over (yet...)
How are you today
>>26448789TragicThis is why I have my ccw
>>26448801bretty good, just being a lazy cunt procrastinating but will meet some ppl in a sec. how are you anon?
>>26448803it's a may-issue jurisdiction too. imagine if they had a good guy with a gun at that supermarket.
>>26448801Strange occurrences today to say the leastI am happy and healthy tho, thanks for asking
>>26448766As I said, aspirin could help and that's very mild drug so no harm done in a couple of pills during the weekend if you need it.You absolutely cannot pull them back at all, they're nothing like baby teeth. They have full roots like any other adult tooth and since they're the last ones they're kind of hard to reach so it's tricky to work on them. Babies don't even have that many teeth to begging with, they only have two molars and no premolars.Wisdom teeth were useful back in the day when humans consumed more uncooked meat since you need molars to chew on that and a extra set helps, but nowadays we don't it anymore and ours jaws have gotten shorter so there's no space for an extra teeth, and that's why it causes problems. One thing that can happen and you can check at home is trying to see if they're growing sideways, towards the front of the mouth. If they do that then the more they grow the more they will push the other molars forward and that causes a lot of pain and they won't stop growing, making them harder and harder to deal with the more you wait. So if you see you have them go see your dentist. In civilised countries they'll usually do an x-ray to see how they're growing and what the chances of them causing problems in the future are, if those are slim they'll be left alone as no surgery is always safer than small surgery. If you're american they'll just remove them because they're fat or something, idk.>>26448801Playing doctor and chugging coffee. How 'bout you?
>>26448793Anna does seem like she would make food-based horny comments. She did want to stuff chocolate in her face when imagining a tall handsome stranger.
>>26448806>>26448818>how about you?Not much. Finally getting around to learning how to use linux. >>26448813>Strange occurrencesLike, super natural?
White people why do you care so much that your race is being threatened by mass migration to the point that you'll shoot up a random grocery store. I remember you all being more constructive and secure than this. I mean look at history. The atom bomb, right? You fucking blew two goddamn cities off the map in seconds, some people say, for the fuck of it. What are you doing, right now? Why are you bending the knee to these foreign hordes? I live here too you know? Personally I could care less if my race were wiped from existence tomorrow because they've never really like me much. But you mother fuckers seem to wake up and simply enjoy being white. So quit squirming and stop committing societal suicide already. So I can stop having to read about polacks and just chill out and watch fucking netflix or something. Jesus if Joe Biden had not been elected on the backs of your guilt ridden we wouldn't be on the verge of world war III. Fucking clean this shit up man. I'm not in a position to do so.
>>26448826ok
>>26448809Grills (or one girl) yesterday were trying to say that women are more situationally aware than men, but things like this are why at least personally I know that isn’t true
>>26448790Yes. It also might help just to contextualize the situation as well. I guess you're already doing that in a way, by saying you'll be into it. Even if it's shit just simply think of it as another experience to have or as another day at the office. My anxiety typically subsides when I just jump in with that attitude. Cheers
>>26448799Yeah, and I'd be impressed by that, honestly
>>26448821Oh gosh. I didn't even register that as a possibly lewd line...
>>26448838What would you be impressed by, me not having yellow fever despite being a huge weeb, or my kino collection?
>>26448830Sorry i'm just watching all of this happen from what feels like the sidelines. I literally have zero stake in this. I would genuinely like to know where all of this fucking guilt came from? Like why now of all times?
>>26448837thanks broo, I was exaggerating a little, I'm a shy person generally, but I get in the zone with these people and loosen up and we have a fun time
if girls enjoy men showing they're interested in their hobbies why are they so boring? I just want to have sex with you, I don't exactly care thet you read Ulysses
>>26448855lame, I love when a girl lights up about her hobbies
>>26448849NtaIdk Earlier today as I was walking into the gym some old man in his car pulled up with the window down and shouted “joe bidan sucks” at me kek
>>26448855What are you talking about? Women don't have hobbies. Watching netflix and having casual sex isn't a hobby.
>>26448861my eyes roll to the back of my head and my brain shuts down
>>26448847Mostly the former. It apparently takes a lot of willpower to not blurt out your top 10 anime facts every time you see an Asian girl, lol
>>26448863>Earlier today as I was walking into the gym some old man in his car pulled up with the window down and shouted “joe bidan sucks” at me kekwell at least now the pendulum might be headed back in the other direction.. which means i'll be able to watch netflix for a little while longer at least.
>>26448855Your hobbies are jerking off and videogames. Please quiet down
>>26448870Oh ok haha, glad I don't commit that offense, yeah my love for weebshit is like separate to girls IRL (most anime girls don't even really look asian so I always thought it was a weird connection)
>>26448874>Your hobbies are jerking off and videogames. Please quiet downjust jerking off actually. I dont play videogames.
>>26448879Me neitherI do read books tho
>>26448826I don't. Our ability to edit genomes increases exponentially. We're going to be modified into the big female small male race and things like color or whatever don't matter
>>26448853bet
>>26448885Women are gonna still be submissive cause they're stupid and boring. They'll never be amazons, they'd just be retarded giants.
>>26448867>my brain shuts downsounds like that already happened if you just want to have casual sex>>26448864sounds like you just know boring girls
>>26448841There's a few food references in Love Is an Open Door, too. "We finish each other's... sandwiches!"She's up to something, I tell you.
>>26448894>>26448894>>26448894NEW THREAD, I CHOOSE YOU!
>>26448885Kek giantess bro it’s all a psyop in favor of your ideal
>>26448884>just jerking off actually. I dont play videogames.hmm I stopped reading once all the pages in my books got stuck together but maybe i can buy some more.
>>26448891I like women and I don't find them stupid or boring. In any case to be honest I don't care. I just want the size difference and the social structure.
>>26448892I've only met one girl in my entire life who had a proper hobby. Every single one of the other girls had zero hobbies or interests and just consumed entertainment to pass the time.
>>26448764I like when guys announce their boners here. Am I stupid?
>>26448898>doesn’t use libgenI shiggy diggy
>>26447708You don't get it you dumb cunt, you don't stoop to their level she's just a bitter old hag and doing the male equivalent is just pathetic.
>>26448903Nah I like it too. We’re stupid and horny together.
>>26448902okay, like I said sounds like you just know boring girls. I'm about to hang out with some, one is a sailor who's really into kayaking, another is a lawyer-in-training who paints, another... is an airhead but a sweetheart and very fashionable
>>26448900>I like women and I don't find them stupid or boring.Based> just want the size difference and the social structure.This is why we are rivals
I miss toonmesI love seeing all the different guys and gals I'm chatting with.
>>26448910Truly that's what friendship is.
>>26448874>>26448892I just wish girls had more interesting taste. Seems like when they consider themselves cinefiles they like marvel, bollywood or fucking bergman, when they say they love books its either 50 shades of gray, twilight or whatever is the thickest book she can hold. Can't you just be normal?
>>26448924I’m not posting one againI do take vocaroo requests tho
>>26448902Nta but you probably just didn’t askI garden, I do art, I’ve gotten into metal clay sculpting recently. I cook, bake, tend to wild animalsWomen have hobbies. What’s your hobby?
>>26448930Why?What turn you off.
>>26448922Hey man what's good I thought you were going to a concert? Did it fall through?
>>26448930Why no more toonme?
>>26448936I got my compliments from the girlies and seethe from the guysI am satisfied now
>>26448942that's not very cash money of you.
>>26448942Why seethes from the guys?
>>26448932I do small repair work at home, really I like mechanical work but often times all that comes along is electrical and electronic work, though I'm not as versed in the later. I'm also a chemist so I hang out on /diy/ chem general since I don't have the money to buy all the equipment I'd need to get started on amateur chemistry.
>>26448924That sort of shit should be more special, only once in a ling while. But like >>26448930 said, vocas are timeless.
>>26448937Concert starts at 9I went to the gym and meal prepped now I’m back shitposting fir a little while>>26448949Because I’m objectively attractive
>>26448749It's not you just have coom brain
>>26448928I mean, most guys have shit taste too>>26448932>I’ve gotten into metal clay sculpting recentlydamn that's cool, what kinda stuff have you been making?
>>26448963>I mean, most guys have shit taste tooOh yeah, true, I forgot.
