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/ATOGA/ - Crashers and Smashers Edition

Previous thread: >>24613005
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First for Eli Ayase
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How do I protect myself from women who wants to use me for sex?
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Just want to find a drug that can fix me. I'm good at games when I'm high and when I'm withdrawing from THC. I feel like that means I need to be stimulated but then I get overstimulated and need to relax. How in the fuck do I find a balance that will fix my autism?
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>>24615768
Microdose
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Girls, would you like it if your boyfriend gave you a collar with his name on it?
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We send a text every day once or twice, is she interested or not, I fucking am going crazy thinking over this
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>>24615767
Wait until marriage
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Did Frenchie get a boyfriend yet?
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>>24615780
Only one way to find out.
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>>24615776
Yes
>>24615780
Just invite her out
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>>24615780
>We send a text every day once or twice
Lucky guy... mine hasn't sent a single 'hi', since I gave my number.
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>>24615774
Idk how to do that, it feels like they're more vicious cycles than anything.
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Do women notice men bulges in public? Should I hide mine or embrace it and wear tighter pants?
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>>24615746
Are girls really okay with the guy not wearing a condom during hook ups? Do girls make me wear a rubber because only genes suck
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>>24615776
Yes. But I would prefer a more subtle choker.

>>24615796
Hah. Yes I do some of the time. Not very often. I would just embrace it UNLESS it is really egregious and trashy.
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>>24615827
What if it was his name followed by 's?
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>>24615833
Cool with me. BUT that kind of thing is trashy even if I like the display of loyalty and that tone of things. I would like a normal choker that maybe says that on the inside or a few of those. I do not want to wear really immodest stuff in public at least not often.
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>>24615776
sure. i'd wear it in the bedroom but not in public
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>>24615847
Hot.
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Girls would you like it if your boyfriend wore a handmade piece of jewellery he made himself and then he made you a matching piece?
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>>24615848
that would be the goal, yes
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I've been talking with a girl but I already feel bad having to follow the rules of socialization. Why am I like this?
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>>24615768
Stop doing drugs.
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>>24615896
I did for a while.
It didn't help.
Now I just do the shit that I don't think is gonna kill me.
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Asked this in the previous thread but here yeah go

Women

If Social Media and OnlyFans was taken out of the equation for what reason would take lewd pictures of yourself and post them online?
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>>24615901
if there was no social media where would they post lewd pics?
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>>24615901
Just curiosity about the honest reaction.

>>24615875
Yes. I think that is pretty neat!
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>going to the beach with girl I'm dating
>first time seeing her in a bikini in person

What's the best way to compliment her, if at all?
I don't want to say anything like "damn" or something just as stupid
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>>24615901
i dont post lewd pics. nothing would change
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>>24615911
My honest reaction is: posting lewds is gross
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>>24615920
Your swimwear looks nice!
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>>24615920
When you're out in the water swimming together pull her over and (underwater, where people can't see you're doing it) grab a handful of butt and kiss her thoroughly.

She'll know.
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>>24615893
What do you mean by rules?
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>>24615901
Women have been taught that their desirability is one of their most important traits, so they measure it by posting lewds to see the reaction.
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>>24615934
As in "don't talk about yourself, don't mention any insecurities you have, never be the last message, don't be too needy and don't say anything off color, but still know when to escalate."
That kind of thing.
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>>24615920
Just be honest! You really can not mess this up. If she is cute just say so. If you think "damn" then say that.

>>24615926
You are probably right to feel that way.
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>>24615920
Depends. Have you fucked?
Do you want to fuck?

I would look her up and down and say "I like your swimsuit". This way you compliment her outfit, but also get the point across that you like her body without actually saying it and coming off creepy
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>>24615940
>there are people who put this much thought into flirting with a girl
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>>24615947
It's called having autism, if I "beeeeeed myself" she'd just be terrified of me. Plus it's a hardbalance of being too relaxed that I can actually speak to her while not being so relaxed that I have no motivation to take things further.
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>>24615940
Ah. Yeah, those games can be very annoying.
Idk about "being the last text" though. The only rules of texting I follow is don't double text unless 24 hours have passed, and don't create a new conversation once the first is over.

Initiating is the hardest rule though and one I still struggle with today
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>>24615780
Ask her out to lunch sometime. If she declines, move on
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>>24615768
Maybe you have some form of adhd? and can use a milder stim?

>>24615767
just don't put out quickly lol

>>24615782
doubt it but Frenchie check in!

>>24615920
"you look great in that bikini!"
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>>24615746
how do i get my gf to stope hating her cone tits?
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>>24615920
"Yep, that's definitely a bikini, alright."
Jk probably something like 'that bikini looks great on you.'
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>>24615920
“Eh I prefer one pieces”
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>>24615952
>i have autism
Talk about this with her in advance. Don't fucking surprise her on a first date
>btw, I have autism
retard.
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>>24616006
I miss 80s torpedo tits. Not sure what happened to that aesthetic
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>>24615920
>what's best way to compliment her
Don't hide your boner around her. And when she notices it
>yep, I'm happy to see you
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Hey Girls.

Would you feel weird if your bf wanted to suck on your calves. my gfs legs are so fucking sexy and shapely
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>>24615927
>>24615941
>>24615943
>>24616003
>>24616009
So keep it simple. Got it. I appreciate the feedback.

>>24616049
Oh man, I already know it's gonna happen. She's skinny fit, and I've already seen pictures of her in a swimsuit. I can't wait.
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>>24615920
Tell her “that bikini looks thinning in you”
It’s a good compliment that will also make her slightly insecure, works every time
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Ladies, which one sounds better:
You look great in this dress.
This dress looks great on you.
?
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girls, would you be mad if you found out your partner helped pay for his sister's house before you met him?

Im pretty well off and made some decent investments yet I live pretty simple like a poor person. I don't care for money so I thought I would help my sister pay for her stuff since do don't really do much with my money.
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>>24616113
kys retard

>>24616114
kys attentionwhore
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>>24616113
“That dress makes you look thin”
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>>24616033
We're nowhere near close to the stage where I can talk about dating her. We won't meet anyways.
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girls/guys
>going out with girl
>things are going great, been going out for over a month
>on our last hangout we started talking about dating apps
>i mention that there were tons of obese women and say they were disgusting
>get immediate serious reaction from her
>goes off on how I should never call anyone disgusting
>try to re-clarify this is for obese women
>press her if somehow there are personal implications
>she says slightly yes but kind of skips this, she was the "chubby" one growing up in her family, and what if she got pregnant would I think she's fat and "disgusting"?
>tell her that I did not mean that towards her at all
>end the night off better and not so tense
>she goes on holiday later that week
>text her have a safe trip and holiday
>she never responds
>going to text her to meet up to specifically talk about what happened, I do think I went too far (should really never say that around women) and will try to do better, re-assure her she is beautiful and try to make mends

How much did I fuck up and any advice on what to say if I can meet up with her again? I am being genuine that I screwed up but can be a bit autistic sometimes.
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>young men and boys are all starved for positive female attention and have mommy issues
>girls are all attention whores and have daddy issues

Seriously how did gen x fail so badly as parents? They might have been even worse than the boomers.
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>>24616065
weirded out but not put off. id let him if it wasnt unpleasant, maybe ask him to massage at the same time so i enjoy it too

>>24616113
i dont really care. im not bipolar.
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>>24616148
i mean you should probably not talk too much bullshit, but i can guarantee you she would swipe left on you and everyone whos fat, shes a hypocrit

just stop caring about it and act normal, if you fuck her pussy her brain stops thinking anyways
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>>24616152
What do you mean by mommy issues? I don't think that applies to me.
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>>24616152
>boomer parents
>late 20's guy
I have mommy issues and it sucks, she abused me growing up and it's hard to trust women and get into good healthy relationships with them.
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>>24616158
>act normal
should I even ask to meet up and mention specifically to talk about what happened? i deff want to in order to clear things up and work on better communication next time.
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>>24616168
no, unless she mentions it. it rly doesnt matter that much, if you havnt apologized and you rly want to you can make a short apology, but thats it mate, get it oer with, and if youve already apologized stop caring, its literally no biggie

girls are drama queens
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>>24616170
>girls are drama queens
I only get dramatic over things that matter.
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Am I fucked if I have a 3.5 inch penis?
Ignoring everything else, of course. I still have to work on my body, I have some personality issues, and I'm struggling in uni right now, all of which weigh against me.

I'm just wondering if my dick size kills my chances from the start, so I know whether or not I should even bother finding a partner.
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>>24616175
like what?
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>>24616179
penis size
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>>24616170
I'd agree with >>24616175, clearly this is something that struck a cord with her. Since she never responded to me she may be quite annoyed with me. Better to be mature and talk about it first rather than act as if it never happened.
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>>24616183
understandable
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>>24616177
No, you’re definitely not fuckedyou can find some “leftover” women when you’re 30+. Women get a lot less picky when they start to age
Early 20s you’re pretty fucked though
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>>24616186
dude, havnt you already talked about it? believe me girls arent rational, in 3 days shes forgotten it/ doesnt care
but idc either way do what you want, but i warned you, girls dont function logical at all
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>>24616148
You're fucked. She will never look at you same way and whenever she'll have a chance to replace you, she will. Probably with someone less autistic.
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>>24616177
Someone I know tells the story of a guy who used to go up to girls in a club and say, "I have a small penis. Dance with me." and it worked.
Admittedly, the person in question is probably substantially older than you are, but honestly if you aren't ashamed of it and are otherwise fine...

Of course, when I told that story to my roommates, one of them (one of the female roommates) said something like, "Well, yeah, that's cause they weren't going to sleep with him." so ymmv.
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>>24616177
Yes, just take the gay pill or become volcel
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Anyone:
When you are stressed out, do you "feel" stressed? Like is it a palpable feeling? Or do you just _act_ stressed?
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>>24616205
Do you not know the feeling of stress? It feels pretty awful.
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>>24616205
Idk I just think about killing people when I’m stressed
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>>24616179
Death, injury, betrayal of trust, and >>24616183.
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>>24616205
I definitely feel stressed.
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>>24616218
kys
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>>24616222
Kentucky yried shicken.
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What do you guys do when you experience synchronicities with one person in particular?
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>>24616207
I... honestly don't. Like I know what happens when I'm stressed because I tend to whinge about it. It's obviously "stress". And occasionally it affects my physical health. But I don't "feel" stress at all, I just can intuit that it's there.
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>>24616236
anal sex
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>>24616205
Only once I felt stressed. It was when a way younger girl I was dating, invited me to her home because her parents were out for the weekend. And worst thing was that when I asked her when they get home, she said something like
>idk, maybe tomorrow morning, maybe in the evening
All night I was thinking about how I'll flee if her parents gets home early.
It was an awful night, I barely slept and made plans in my head.
For the record, she was 18 I'm in mid 20s.

I don't think I ever got stressed second time
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>>24616236
Assume she's super into me and develop a crush that vastly increases the rate at which I put my foot in my mouth while trying to flirt with her.
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>Start talking to a guy at work
>"You can text me whenever you want anonette!"
>Barely text
>He doesn't respond one day
>"Sorry anonette, I lost my phone"
>Still hasn't responded 4 days later but says hi at work.
How likely is it that this is a scheme to get out of texting me?
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>>24616222
Hmph. Proper etiquette for scum. Ooh yeah, give ‘em hell. Mmmhmmm
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>>24616245
honestly he probably just lost his phone
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>>24616245
Well... What did you texted him? You didn't say N-word did you?
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>>24616245
Pretty likely. Just ask yourself "am I putting in way more effort than I'm getting out?" and if so, decide whether you want to continue a one sided fancy.
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>>24616205
Honestly feels like stress is just one of my default moods.
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I just had a shitty conversation with my gf for the first time in the 8 months we've been together. She overreacted to something I brought up and thought I was making a big deal about even when I originally said it wasn't a big deal but she wanted me to talk about it anyway. She had this catty tone and told me it wasn't a big deal and I told her yeah that's why i didn't want to talk about it. Then she was cold and kept asking me if I wanted to get off the phone since I seemed like I didn't want to talk to her, but I was just kind of taken aback at how shitty she was being. She actually said "What's wrong with you" and even after we got talking again told me I seemed disinterested and she should just let me go.

I love her with all my heart but that convo was giving me flashbacks to my unmediated bipolar ex and how there were times that nothing I could say was right and I hated it. She's since apologized but it seemed weird and I've never known her to be this way. I just bought a ring to propose to her and I honestly feel like it was a mistake. How do I not overreact myself to this because I know it's not a big deal but it feels like shit pls help
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>>24616249
english plese
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>>24615774
Actually nevermind, sticking with just the CBD seems to be working.
I actually seem to be talking to a girl I met on /soc/ now and it's not horrifically awkward and I stopped harassing her with messages.
Things might be looking up for once.
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>>24616253
No I just attempted small talk but he sucks at texting. Also invited him somewhere after he said hello in person.

>>24616255
Fugg
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>>24616259
Why you're talking over a phone with your gf?
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>>24616274
Don't worry you can say nigger to me anonette.
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What's one thing you're highly suspicious of, or makes you that way?
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>>24616259
>8 months we've been together
>I just bought a ring to propose to her
Things like this are why it's not good sense to marry someone when you're still early in the relationship. Better to know how they handle the bad times too before you get in too deep.
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Girls, how would you feel if you found out a friend of your boyfriends made a comment to him about how beautiful you are. Nothing lewd or sexual. Just saying to your boyfriend that you are very beautiful.
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>>24616277
nothing, im thankful if hot girls date me
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>>24616284
That would be nice, and I would feel grateful.
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Just found out I am maybe a little autistic meanwhile I just thought I was ~sensitive~ . Can I still get a bf I hate to say it but I am embarrassed of this new label I probably have
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>>24616290
Autism is only a weakness in men, it's cute in women.
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>>24616284
I'd make him say it to my face.
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>>24616275
She's at a friend's bachelorette party.
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>>24616290
Guys love autistic girls
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>>24616274
I also suck at texting, can relate to a guy. I am way more comfortable talking in person.
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>>24616284
flattered. i'm not bipolar
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>>24616290
You don't have to tell people you have autism. I know the label feels a little weird. It's okay to just be quirky.
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>>24616292
>>24616290
nothing more needs to be said, girls have bussy so they can have cock
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>>24616294
id only say it to your face if you show me your bobs
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>>24616261
That guy you told off totally had it coming. Omg, what an utterly lame nerd. Ugh, I can’t with them
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State gender
Have you ever had sex with a black guy/girl? Would you date or hook up with someone who has?
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>>24616312
Male. I do not care about race at all.
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>>24616290
Yes, unless it's super severe.

That said, myself, having dated a girl who I now am guessing was autistic, I don't want to again... not a deal-breaker if a girl were otherwise a good match, but also not ideal.
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>>24616312
Male
I fucked a black girl once she was cool
I would not date a girl who has been with a black guy and I’ve ghosted 2 girls because they fucked a black guy
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>>24616301
Thanks I definitely will keep it to myself and just let people think I can be a little shy or awkward
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>>24616296
And you managed to get into a fight over a phone? Impressive.
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>>24616309
nice tranny
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>>24616312
Girl yes if she was lightskinned or attractive in a conventionally white way, if we're talking about hookups, or amazing body.
Otherwise if she was the nerdy type and generally level-headed and I liked her personality I'd date her.
I would not want to date any girls associated with hood culture or hood people.
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>>24616312
M.
No.
No, unless she was black too. (My pool of eligible bachelorettes is not very high so I'm not sure how much of a deal-breaker I'd make it... but also that super grosses me out and I don't think I'd be comfortable with it at all.)
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>>24616312
no i wouldnt date a coalburner
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>>24616312
Male
No
Don't care
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>>24616327
I'm on the spectrum too, and I know how strange it feels to actually use that label. So yeah, I'm sure some people can guess that I've got a little 'tism, but there's no reason I need to tell people. If they're your friends, they like you for your personality. You don't need to put a diagnosis on that.
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>>24616330
I’m not playing Bimbo Wars with you. I do my best to just keep those big boobed boobs on my device when watching porn and that’s where it ends for me
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>>24616348
ok
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would you date a guy who has large porn collection and don't want to delete it because some stuff are very rare?
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>>24616350
The only "rare" porn is illegal you creep.
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>>24615746
Do you like disco music? Can I groove with you?
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>>24616353
Not true. Larkin Love flicks are difficult to find in their entirety.
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>>24616312
F. Yes. Yes.
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state gender
do you talk to yourself in your head?
do you do that in foreign language?
if no to either of those, do you think it's normal if someone does?
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>>24616407
gal
yessir
not really
i guess? if you're bilingual it makes sense
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>>24616417
I meant foreign as in non native, duh
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>>24616424
So obviously duh. Like, Hel-LO woman, like wow.
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>>24616427
how it makes sense? do people think in foreign languages?
that's the opposite of sense!
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Man, I wish I could just be happy for women instead of hearing about all their adventures and how hot they are and how maybe they'd even fuck a guy like me in the past but all I can do is be resentful and know that I'm not good enough for them.
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>>24616432
Je le fais rarement, mais cela se produit. C'est pour améliorer mon français; so I hope in that sense, it makes some sense

I would also pray in my mind in Spanish because I thought Jesus was from Spain or something like that. I still sometimes do that from time to time, ssoooo... oui-oui, c’est comme ça
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Meanwhile, in the Croc dms.
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State ya gender
State ya age
What’s the nicest thing a stranger of the opposite sex ever did/say to you?
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>>24616470
M
23
One time a girl told me I looked like a school shooter
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girls/guys
is it easier on the other side of the dating pool? that is, im thinkin of getting a sex change since women have it easier than men. though i am really tall (6'3) i dont know howm any men are into that
as it stands now, eiter alone forever or tranny.
advice?
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>>24616459
Jesus was a jew, you should oray in Hebrew.
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>>24616480
Don't. "Sex changes" don't make you the other sex. They just make you a mutilated version of what you are, and thus unappealing to everyone.
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>>24616485
Yeah, so I found out. But Jesus is a romantic and so he appreciates the Spanish, I’m sure. There’s also no way I’m going to put the effort in learning Hebrew
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State gender
how would you hide a body?
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>>24616495
>Jesus was romantic
Was he?
Why spanish and not french? I don't think Jesus ever was in Spain, he probably doesn't understand a word you're saying him. Learn italian at least
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State gender
I find I am prone to negative thoughts at night. What do I do? And why might this be occurring?
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>>24616470
gril
nin tin
my uncle got me away from my dad
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Is there any point in trying to date when you travel for work?
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>>24616499
Frame someone else.
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>>24616499
Nice try, FBI.

>>24616507
Stop going on the computer/your phone close to bedtime.
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>the guy I'm with is a pervert
>Has a "breeding" and "milking" fetish
Why couldn't I date a normal guy
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>>24616505
I studied Spanish as a child and back then, his tanned skin, hazel eyes, with long hair gave me the impression that he was Spaniard for whatever reason. So I thought I was being polite when speaking to him in his native language but that was not the case. I also didn’t know french then

As for Jesus being a romantic, I say this because he’s a vague dude that speaks in all types of riddles and rhymes. Mysterious. So I think of him as a romantic to that end. I’d also imagine Jesus or God can translate my Spanish should they be all-powerful. Also, no Italian. My mum wanted me to but naahhh. Isn’t my cup of tea
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>>24616520
>wanting to reproduce is a fetish
So this is what the world has come to
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>>24616520
Milking is weird but breeding shouldn't even be called a fetish it's what humans have been doing for millions of years.
Anyways date me instead my fetishes are being loved by another person and cuddling.
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>>24616519
>Stop going on the computer/your phone close to bedtime.
Thanks
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I have two moods A) I want to be friends with a girl and never have her come onto me for anything ever and B) I want to pin her up against the wall and rawdog her.
I'm trying to lean more into A) these days but I don't know how to purge my mind of B) thoughts.
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>>24616521
That's cute.
I don't think Jesus would approve you saying he's romantic. If God is all-powerful can he create a stone which he couldn't lift?
I suppose spanish is more practical.
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>>24616205
>Or do you just _act_ stressed?
I'm literally the opposite right now. I have mentally and emotionally come to grips with the sources of my stress but the physical wear and tear is a palpable feeling.
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>>24616543
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Femanons, what do you think of fordyce spots on moid-clits and moid-ovaries?
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>>24616557
Because if I lean into option B) I turn into a creepy sex pest and I prefer having healthy relationships with women.
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>>24616559
Want to ask again in a non-stupid way so I can answer?
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girls, do you notice when boys move their hands unnaturally?
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>>24616561
Have one girl who is your friend and you have a healthy relationship with, and another girl which you have rambunctious sex with.
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>>24616543
Have a gf who can emotionally support you and fuck a hot girl on the side
Basically what >>24616575 said
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>>24616575
How am I supposed to get the latter if the only times I'm horny and motivated enough to find a girl is when I'm a creepy sex pest?

>>24616578
Also that's cheating, and I hate cheating more than anything.
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Females:
If a guy has a resting bitch face like Picrel, is he really that off putting?
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>>24616520
Breeding is kinky as fuck though.
It's not about actually getting the woman pregnant. It's the idea of it. The primal, animalistic and natural side of humans procreating like they're supposed to.
I'm in no hurry to be a dad, but fuck you if having my partner tell me to "put a baby in her" Isn't the hottest.
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>>24616561
>I turn into a creepy sex pest and I prefer having healthy relationships with women
I think you'd find that consent would change this outlook.
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why do women loose interest over time?
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>>24616605
I dunno. Would I be more accepted as a sex pest if I was hot?
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Both genders
What do you think of someone who doesn’t have any social media
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>>24616620
M.
A+ in my book. Social media is cancer. Where can I find her?
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>>24616620
I'm a male, and I'd find it odd to not be on at least one platform.
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>>24616620
I think it’s a good thing but people generally view me as weird or creepy because I don’t have any
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>>24616552
If you think so, I’ll keep Jesus being a romantic out of mind. But the planet and universe is too pretty a thing for me not to think so. But then, God did all that. Anyways, I’d have to ask him next time I speak to him. Maybe he’ll reply this time around, one way or another. In Italian perhaps
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Is this thread dead? Why? State your gender.
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>>24616681
maybe, i dont care, female
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>>24616681
CIA shadowrealm banned
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>>24616686
Thoughts on
>>24616585
?
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>>24616681
Yeah. Faggot incels scared off the femanons, which made their simps get bored and leave. Male
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>>24616689
i'm not attracted to him because he is old and not a real person to me.
i dont think a resting bitch face is a real negative, but it might put off people trying to approach you.
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Do women actually like working out? I honestly don’t see the point of working out if you’re not fat. What’s the point of getting shredded? Maybe it’s just a cultural thing but women in my area prefer skinny boys to toned boys and that’s it
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>>24616694
Ngl I’m pretty fucked then. I’m practically incapable of smiling without being notably happy/laughing
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>>24616620
Male
I would think that someone is based
fuck glowies!
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>>24616620
Follow up question
Your gender do you have social media
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>>24616699
damn. sorry to hear that anon
try approaching others i guess? idk, im not exactly a charisma bomb myself
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>>24616698
I do it because when you're fat but also have big arms some women are into that, and I want to play off that while I'm busy losing weight.
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>>24616681
Not dead as long as I'm here
I can respond to myself if the need be
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>>24616702
M.
Ish. I have a few but haven't used them in years. Other than discord I guess.
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>>24616698
>I honestly don’t see the point of working out if you’re not fat
What about *staying* healthy and not-fat, you idjit?
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>>24616702
I have facebook account to talk to my sister who can't into IRC
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>>24616567
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>>24616703
Well, at least we can be lonely together. Well, apart. Never mind.
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>>24616698
I don't understand, are you asking women if they like working out or why men workout?
Anyways... Staying healthy is good enough reason to workout. And people in your area and in most areas (actually, I don't think there is a "gym bros area" in the first place) don't workout because it takes too much effort.
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>>24616719
I should have clarified. I don’t mean just working out like doing simple cardio or going for a walk or heck even fasting? I am talking about getting shredded with weights and supplements. Do women really like the latter?
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How do I get rid of dadbod?
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>>24616746
Drag it to a pet cemetery, find a horse grave, dig it up, drop the body in, cover it in lye, and bury it.
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>>24616746
why you're such attention whore?
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>>24616758
Look at how beautiful I am, dude. If you won't look at me, I will.
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>>24616759
They can be, dumbass
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>>24616763
Answer the question. Why you're seeking attention in here? Reddit is more suitable for the likes of you.
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>>24615746
how do you date women without thinking to yourself that in their eyes you are just boyfriend number 3 and dick #14 and that you are easily replaceable to them?
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>>24615776
put it on him
>>24615901
Because I admire myself and blog.
>>24616152
Because they were supposed to produce another boom but all they did was flatline.
>>24616514
no
>>24616585
yes
>>24616620
I think they prefer to be a hermit and disconnected from society, and thusly stay away.
>>24616681
The party don't start till I walk in
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>>24616769
I accept it because that's what I am. Unless you're hot that's how you'll always be treated.
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>>24616768
I already answered it, stupid. I am blessing you with my presence. I'm here because I'm beautiful.

You're welcome. The thread was so boring and ugly until just now.

Why here? I am gracious.
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>>24616769
Because in my head I'm pretty great.
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>>24616769
Idk. Some people can just get over it. I can’t. dumped my last gf because of her body count and I just take advantage of sluts and buy hookers now. I’m much happier these days
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>>24616773
Like I give a fuck about your opinion
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>>24616774
so is love and marriage just a Disney fairy tail and I'll never be irreplaceable in a woman's eyes?
>>24616780
damn that must be nice
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>>24616773
I’ve never simped for any attention whore tripfags but You’re my favorite can you sit sit on my face and send me nudes
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>>24616802
This dude is having a stroke, he is simpin' so hard.
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>>24616802
Don’t give in into the dying of the light, listen to your conscious. Slow suicide is no way to go for the likes of girls who break rules
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>>24616792
Yes. Everything is just kinda shit now. I will probably get cosmetic surgery some day of my insecurities. I don't know. World seems uncertain. Nothing is written, but nothing is assumed.
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>>24616808
She’s the only one I like it’s so hot when she’s mean to that cunt sweetnhoe
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>>24616777
Answer the question. Why you're seeking attention in here?
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SweetNLow is better. Imagine simping for Stool Maker over SweetNHoe. Bad tastes.
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>>24616810
Weell, we do need our enemies in life and it’s morbidly entertaining to watch two deranged women at each other’s throat. Hmmm? Nah, she’s still not worth the boner
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>>24616818
Rule breaker is such a bitchy whore that it turns me on
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>>24616813
Are you fuckin' disabled?
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>>24616819
>it’s morbidly entertaining to watch two deranged women at each other’s throat.
The only reason I still come to these threads
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>>24616822
So you won't?
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Nope. Don't think you're worthy of my (You), you worm.
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Would you date a girl who's begun to fetishize her self harm? I think I have a blood kink.
Fuck how will I get a normie bf?
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>>24616830
God that sounds hot I love mentally ill girls
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>>24616830
I can save you.
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>>24616836
Why save her when you can torment her into submission instead
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>>24616824
It’s fun but then, there are better ways to spend our time
https://youtu.be/3Tyic1d2opY
There comes a point when it’s just like this clip. You just feel bad for these people
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>>24616842
I thought that was part of the saving?
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>>24616830
No, *I'LL* save you. How do you feel about being preserved in a vacuum bag?
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>>24616746
Do you eat.
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>>24616852
Worms.
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>>24616833
I'm high functioning and a successful member of society I just have bi-weekly moments where I remember all the nightmare shit thats happened and I must stab myself. Idk if that's mental illness.

>>24616836
>>24616846
Thank you for talking to me I'm so lonely why the fuck would I want to be vacuumed I just like blood.
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>>24616829
Why? Are you ashamed for seeking attention?
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>>24616830
>I have a blood kink
Would beat your boyfriend to the point that he'll grasp for air and moving is painful for him, you can make him bleed if you want. And afterwards fuck him?
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>>24616859
>I'm high functioning and a successful member of society
Ruined it. I'm not interested.

>>24616862
No.
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Women,
What's a best place and dating apps to get a temporary dates? After my first heartbreak after going to one date (I found out my date was still a fuckboi and pursuing girls behind my back), I realize what I want in my dating life. I want to go on dates many as possible but more choosy of what man who is directly honest with me. Where do I start?
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>>24616852
There a lot of protein in those? I get worms as bait sometimes but I never considered eating them.

>>24616859
Self-harm is bad, I should know.
...that being said playing around with just a little bit of blood isn't totally off the table.
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>>24616873
Then why you want to be known here so much? Sometimes even if no one responds, you keep posting. Why you're so obsessed with this place?
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>>24616859
>I must stab myself.
> Idk if that's mental illness.
Ok
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>>24616746
Is body posting allowed
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>>24616895
You're a retard. You asked me if I was ashamed of being an attention whore, and I said "No."

What do you want from me? You still want more attention from me? Whose the attention whore here, nigga?
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>>24616908
Answer the question.
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>>24616913
Give me something in return. Your attention isn't enough.
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>>24616874
>Where do I start?
Meeting sexually frustrated anons on 4chan is a start
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>>24616921
Go to /fit/, there's always guys out of your league there you can get because of extreme mommy issues.
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>>24616918
Why you keep avoiding?
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You're like a little attention starved kitten, constantly mewing at me for morsels.. Its cute.
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>>24616939
Answer the question.
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>>24616874
>I found out my date was still a fuckboi and pursuing girls behind my back
>wants to pursue other men behind their backs
typical women
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This thread is useless. No ever told me how to get rid of my dadbod. You can't ask advice for shit here, just good for getting some pussy.
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>>24616956
Answer the question.
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SOMEONE TAKE THIS FUCKING CAT OUTSIDE ALREADY
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>>24616952
>wants to pursue other men behind their backs
They started it first and were not official. I blocked them from my contact when one of his friends told me everything about his past and pictures fooling with another girl. I block him without telling him that I know about his shitty behavior. Because I know he would lie to me again about his behavior.
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Meanwhile, in the Croc dms...
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>>24616788
>>24616802
the fucking duality of man
so pathetic
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>>24616964
Answer the question.
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>>24616862
He seeks attention because he's a tsundere bipolar
Does this satisfy you for an answer?
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>>24616980
Please stomp on my crotch and sit in my face I will send you 1 thousand dollars
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>>24616956
I mean, you could just.. die.
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Girls do you have the names of your future children picked out?

Men, do you have those names picked out?
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>>24616991
Yeah my wife is pregnant with our bulls first son we’re going to name him George
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>>24616971
What’s the duality with women? You and Sweet seem to display the pathetic ends as well
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>>24616972
God, you're persistent. Okay. Since you have stood at the door knocking, behold, I answer. Persistence and patience has paid off. Seeking child, I will open the door to my mind for you so you can feast on a banquet of its splendor.

I'm going to open a 20 acre waterpark/garden site to host a nunnery/orphanage for cute girls where my honey bunny nuns can have children, because they arent forced to take debased oaths of celibacy. It's going to be like Six Flags meets the Garden of Eden, but the eye of sauron is in the center watching their weight.
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>>24616991
If I have a son, will name him Goku.
If it's a girl wilo name her after my ex, because she had really nice name and I was very happy with her.
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>>24616999
Epic.
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>>24616997
Answer the question.
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>>24616956
You have to undo the dadbod by going in reverse and inserting your daughters back into your weewee. There’s no other way.
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>>24617004
WOOO! You called? Croc’s daughter has already been swallowed by my cock WOO! Too late for your way baby
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>>24617004
Do your chores, nick.
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>>24616994
The goddess or the tyrant queen
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>>24617006
You can’t undo your dad bod by inserting crocs children into your weewee, sorry, it doesn’t work that way. There’s no other way frankly
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>>24617006
Ric Flair... you have my blessings.
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>>24617009
I wish I was Nicky B, I enjoy him a lot. I feel bad that his wife is nagging him but I’m laughing
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>>24617019
Thats okay. That stoopid niggas gonna see this anyways.
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>>24617009
Nick and Ric are strutting, n-no! No, no, no. He said chore, don’t do it! Ooooh, Ric and Nick’s dicks are slitting in and out of her, here they Cum AHHH! WOOO!
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>>24617024
Nigga needs a scooby snack imho give Nick the carrot!!!!
Suck his dick, Missus B!
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Cuz that niggas DEFINITELY not doin' his chores.
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>>24617014
Or two lunatics yapping at each other. But it’s cute nonetheless
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Missus Bolas is demanding.
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Disregard that I suck cocks
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>>24617030
She ain't sucking his dick when all she can think about is how that nigga STILL. DIDN'T. DO. ANY. CHORES.
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>>24617041
I pray for him. I’ve had my laugh at the ridiculousness and now I must pour one out for my dude. Rest in piece Nick, had one too many chores.

Bitches and chores...
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>>24617041
WOO! With the Nichirin behind me, I’m now going to unleash the greatest cumshot on your daughter’s face. Here it cums baby, A-AHHHH... WOOOOO
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>>24616956
I get that this is a joke but no one commented because you're already skellington mode.
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How do I befriend women without them thinking that I want to have a relationship with them
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there's this woman that used to like me but never actually said it, she moved to the US two years ago and plans to stay illegally until citizenship
she keeps messaging me and sending me nudes though? she keeps telling me about male friends like I'm supposed to react or something even though we were never anything. ahead doing this purely for attention but why? doesn't she have a sea of orbiters she can engage?
I've tried ignoring her but it's not working, telling her outright seems rude and desu she doesn't deserve that kind of energy but it's pretty pathetic on both sides. I do enjoy the nudes lol
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>>24617055
Guys im hungry
I dont feel so good...
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>>24617070
They think it because it’s true. Once you get a girlfriend you’ll stop being so weird
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>>24617071
I guess the question is how do I reject her in the most polite way possible?
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>>24617072
Looking good bro
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>>24617074
That kid that blew off his hands trying to kill "The Hot Cheerleaders" had a gf
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Ty for making my waif slave lol btw, she is banned so can't give you a based. :(
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>>24617072
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>>24617072
This is why I keep myself quenched and fit by drowning in your daughter’s pussy juice. WOOO!
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>>24617082
I mean she can like your body type if she wants but it doesn't change the fact that it's of the skellington type.
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>>24617087
Thats why u my son in law, Ric, I can trust you to treat her right.
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>>24617074
I will never have a girlfriend, my lifestyle doesn't allow it. I'm 27 and have never had a girlfriend. I don't like intimacy. I had sex a bunch of times when I was younger and really hated it.

I don't enjoy men as friends, but it's difficult for me to befriend women platonically. As a results, I'm basically friendless.
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>>24617092
She belongs only to me now WOOO! Hogan and T, the 4 horsemen, we’re going on a crusade for that slut’s cunt for 9 glory days WOO! WOOO WOOOO!
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>>24617107
At least its Chad.
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>baby face
>23 years old but people think I'm 15
>no matter how much bulk I put on, I still look skinny/have a scrawny aura

Is it truly over for me? I'm 5'11" but I just can't bulk for shit. Like, my shoulders have doubled in size and my forearms are bigger, but I just look frail no matter how hard I try. Do girls even like skinny dudes? I suppose scrawny dudes win out with a stern personality, but I don't even have that.

I'm tired of being patronized. I just want someone to look at me the way I look at them. My bulking journey is still a work-in-progress.
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Based!
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>>24617107
Amazing that Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair are still alive, those niggas must have great genetics.
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>>24617111
I’m bringing the 21st century chads with me. The niggas deserve that fresh tight tiny pussy to. They’ll be breeding that slut with zoomers worshiping my name WOOO!
https://youtu.be/LPTlvQ1Zet0
The anthem of your daughter’s reckoning. 9 glory days woo woo WOOOO!!!
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>>24617079
Thx, 2 months flexing in the mirror.
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>>24617119
It’s Croc’s daughter pussy juice keeping us going WOOO!!!
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>>24617095
I don’t mean to project or imply anything that you don’t agree with, maybe the issue is both really wanting to die & wanting a gf. Chicken & egg situation about which came first. A gf would solve all your problems... and since you can’t get one, you should try to envision a life worth living that accepts this being celibate.

Not saying this is your solution, it’s something to think about, I hope it helps. To be honest I can be the same way and smoke a lot to cope, and it’s not the way.
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>>24617118
She turned it wholesome.
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>>24617095
Lord grant this anon the courage to talk to girls, the serenity to accept being an incel and the wisdom to ignore my advice.
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>>24617134
He's not an incel retard he's just aromantic.
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>>24616152
I would like to take a moment to rant about generational generalizations like this. Say someone's mom's dad was born in 1923, off in WWII at 19 and obviously fit neat into the Greatest Generation and make his offspring a Baby Boomer. But your mom's dad could be the grandson of your dad's dad. If he were born in 1865, lived to be 83, had survived two out of three wives, and ultimately had 14 kids, and my dad just happened to be the last or second-to-last of them and still have a narrow age gap between mom and dad. How the fuck could those upbringings be the same?
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>>24617137
I said serenity damnit!!! :/
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>>24617144
Words are supposed to mean things, faggot.
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>>24617147
Oh boy another incel
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>>24617150
YOU CAN'T BE AN INCEL IF YOU'D HAD SEX FAGGOT.
IT'S LITERALLY THE DEFINITION.
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how do I handle times where I’m completely apathetic about sex?
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>>24617151
Ok boomer
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>>24617151
Sorry for being obtuse I hope you’re not actually mad
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>>24617153
like I feel like rn, my appetite for sex is completely gone, but beyond a physical level. Even after… finishing I find this unusual, as my intellectual interest in drive has continued.
Does going without sex long enough do this?
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>>24617160
I was hyperbolic.
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For each will have to bear his own load.

Train up a child in the way he should go; even when he is old he will not depart from it.

But all things should be done decently and in order.

To be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.

Go to the ant, O sluggard; consider her ways, and be wise. Without having any chief, officer, or ruler, she prepares her bread in summer and gathers her food in harvest.

tl;dr DO YOUR CHOOOORES NIGGAAAAAA
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How many different people does Cr*c actually samefag as anyways?
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>>24617182
Girl who breaks rule is one of them
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State gender
I alternate between optimism/great ambition much of the time and depression maybe every other week, for a night. Is this manic depression?
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>>24617182
>>24617183
the anticroc schizo samefag is here to shit up the thread, cool
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>>24617214
no bully schizos pls
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>>24617223
pls
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>>24617196
Male
I have bipolar and that’s what happens to me, except maybe every 3-4 weeks
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>>24617256
Shit. How do I know if it’s due to a disorder vs just getting negative emotions at times?

Usually intense negative emotions are brought on by lack of sleep, but last night I slept properly. News that they’re kicking me out of my dorm early and I’ll have to get temporary housing set me off, so that seems more circumstance-induced?
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>>24617272
couldn’t tell you. You’re probably circumstance induced if it doesn’t go away soon but if it persists then maybe see a doctor. That said psychiatrists and psychologists and therapists are all hacks. I’ve seen them they just tell you that you’re mentally ill and then put you in drugs that don’t even get you high. I was diagnosed but I’m not really convinced it’s real, I think I’m just a moody asshole
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Men

What made you consider/want children? What was the spark that made you want a legacy?
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>>24616121
Based
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>>24616205
Yup, I feel it very strongly lol. Used to get panic attacks and shit but notsomuch anymore
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>>24617304
Biology
Also I really like kids
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>>24617304
I want to be the father I never had
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>>24616236
>synchronicities
What

>>24616245
He probs did lose his phone

>>24616259
That really sucks, sounds like she was in a shitty mood and projecting it on you, did the overreaction just come out of nowhere? I'd wait for a while and try to contact her again later/tomorrow morning when hopefully she's cooled off a bit, unless you're saying she's already apologised? Does she have any illness like bipolar? One argument like this in 8 months is pretty good going so try not to catastrophise about it (and I have to agree with other anon it seems a bit early to propose desu), but hopefully you can talk it out when she's cooled off, what things led up to and triggered it etc., so hopefully you can avoid it more happening in future. Don't take it personally though, she probably wasn't actually mad at you, just lashed out and then felt bad.
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>>24616277
Swimming pool changing rooms
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>>24616290
Nothing to be embarrassed about being autistic (if that's what you have), you can learn to manage the difficulties and plenty of people would love you regardless. I dated one of my friends who's autistic, probs the best person I dated desu
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>>24617300
>I think I’m just a moody asshole
Kek. I have some “quirks”, but none of them pair up into a real disorder. For the Hell of it, I’ll list them:
>belief, that occasionally rears its head, that I am destined to go down in history, even though I am unconvinced of
>excessive sleeping
>high “drive” and kinkiness
>always have felt a need to ensure my bloodline continues
>daydreaming of romantic love/behavior at times
>apathy for other’s beliefs, but not their feelings
>an intense drive to be on the top, to “blow everyone else out of the water”
>(formerly) hedonism regarding food, to the point I was once obese
>belief that I will not be killed, given my destiny
>occasional periods of depression
>intense preoccupation with righting wrongful border changes and expulsions of populations (born out of a fanatical desire for justice, I suppose)
>strong willingness to follow the evidence where it leads, even if the conclusion discomforts me
>OCD
>unwillingness to accept the irredeemability of anyone
>witticism
>desire for primogeniture, as my right as a firstborn
>political extremism
>gullibility in pedestrian matters (it has lessened)
>>24617304
I’m not joking here. When I read, as a child, that Henry VIII needed a male heir to continue his bloodline, it sparked (or uncovered?) in me a need for the same. Of course I want daughters too
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>>24616312
M
>Would you date someone who has?
Sure

>>24616350
>some stuff are very rare?
this nigga treating porn like pokemon cards
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>>24617349
>this nigga treating porn like pokemon cards
This
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>>24616360
Ofc, lessgo

>>24616407
Yes, inner monologue is normal I think. English tho, when it's not more abstracted
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>>24616461
>she scared off her exes
Why am I not surprised jk
>"you're never leaving the house"
Not even to get groceries?
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>>24617346
I am all of those things minus obese/ firstborn
God I wish I could be like the next Napoleon or hitler or someone
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>>24616470
M22, a grandma complimented my DDR skills
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>>24616407
Female
>do you talk to yourself in your head?
Yes. I always do. If I'm feeling very anxious I narrate what I do like in a shitty romance book.
>do you do that in foreign language?
Yes, do it in my native language and in English depending on what I'm doing. I talk to myself in English when I'm getting ready and when I'm driving. When I'm cooking I talk to myself in my native language. No real reason.
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>>24616567
Yes, but it's not really a conscious thing for me. It's more "something about this dude's body language is off" feeling that makes me want to fuck off.
I have to rationalize what was off later on.
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>>24616470
M 22
A prostitute called me handsome once
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>>24616480
>thinkin of getting a sex change since women have it easier than men
I can assure you that won't make it easier to date

>>24616507
M, that's rough, I guess try to sleep, or write out your thoughts in some kind of journal, or chat to someone on the phone, of just distracted with comfy shows/vidya to relax
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>>24616470
F/28
I don't know if it's the nicest, but a guy helped me fix my car when it broke down. It was really sweet of him.
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>>24616284
Flattered. I'd distance myself a little from him, tho.
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>>24617196
M
So you alternate on the same night? How long does the great ambition or depression then last for?
It's definitely a possibility if you're concerned so I'd try to address it, though other conditions can "mimic" bipolar symptoms somewhat so I've heard, like ADHD and autism, so you have to rule out it's not being caused by those. Alternating every week (if that's what you're saying) is pretty rapid cycling but it's possible. With bipolar II the hypomanic episodes don't usually last so long and they spend more time in depression (iirc it was something like 3x as much time depressed as average). As bipolar I, I get both sides to the extreme but lean manic, it can span months and be life ruining without meds kek.
Have people irl brought up any concerns?
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>>24615776
It sounds ridiculously slutty. I'd wear a necklace but not a collar.
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>>24616499
M, I'd bury it under Croc's porch chopped up into tiny pieces in suitcases, but spam her beforehand LARPing, pleading for help from his basement
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>>24617379
28 year old woman... That must be fun
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>>24617401
It's pretty nice, can't complain.
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>>24617170
>DO YOUR CHOOOORES NIGGAAAAAA
You moaning at your slave?

>>24617315
inb4 Croc actually gets her pregnant

>>24617304
>What made you consider/want children?
Nothing
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>>24617407
I’m sure it is, ma’am. Btw, what music does a 28 year old woman listen to? Out of curiosity
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>>24617256
Are you type 1 or 2?

>>24617153
What's there to handle? Do other things with your time

>>24617080
Based
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>>24616991
>Men, do you have those names picked out?
Eli, Alisa, Erena, Dia, Mari, Mia, Ruby
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>>24617412
My most listened since I turned 28 are:
>Simple Song, The Shins
>Australia, The Shins
>Kodachrome, Paul Simon
>Fat Lip, Sum41
>Post Break Up Sex, The Vaccines
>The Less I Know The Better, Tame Impala

So the same shitty 2010s music I listened to when I was 16. And Paul Simon.
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>>24616702
M, I have boomerbook mom sends me memes on and occasionally people message me, that's it.
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>>24616681
Nah, especially over summer there's still enough of an influx of people to keep things going, M
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>>24617431
We should totally dance to those tracks and you can show me how an experienced woman dances as well. Omg, that’d be so crazy and cool
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>>24617439
I already have someone to dance with, anon.
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>>24616620
M, based

>>24616520
Those both sound pretty tame to me lol, dw too much about it
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>>24617346
>OCD
You have diagnosed OCD? And ADHD and high functioning autism? That could be mimicking some of the bipolar symptoms
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>>24617442
It doesn’t have to be intimate. Just some youngling enjoying an older woman’s company in a cool platonic setting
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>>24616620
F. Cool, boyfriend doesn't have any and I appreciate it.

>>24616702
I also don't really use social media. I have an instagram profile that I use to stalk people and watch animals.
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>>24617272
>News that they’re kicking me out of my dorm early and I’ll have to get temporary housing
Why the fuck do colleges do this lol
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>>24616773
>The party don't start till I walk in
You should have a christmas cake party with JH
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>>24617379
you think he was being sweet or you think he wanted to "repay" him?
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>>24617459
Nah, he was just very kind. He didn't hit on me at all, told me I was going to do great on the interview I had later that day and to have a nice day.
He talked to me about his daughter, too.

Really nice dude.
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>>24617459
this is your brain on porn
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Men,

do you buy sex toys because normal sex has bored you?
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>>24617358
>hitler
Cringe
>napoleon
>>24617368
Thanks man
>>24617389
> So you alternate on the same night?
Nah, not really. My depression might last for a few hours before I return to normal.
> How long does the great ambition or depression then last for?
The former always exists, it’s integral to my self-image. It just usually isn’t the object of conscious thought.
> ADHD and autism
I have those, but symptoms have become pretty dull
> As bipolar I, I get both sides to the extreme but lean manic, it can span months and be life ruining without meds kek.
Ouch
> Have people irl brought up any concerns?
No. I looked at the symptoms and excessively risky sexual behavior is, erm, not applicable.
>>24617413
Like earlier tonight, I experienced a bizarre total apathy, not even on an intellectual level. Sometimes I have had the thought that maybe I’m born to be celibate (regardless of ability), and the idea that I’m (somewhat religiously) “called to celibacy” scares me.
>24617449
How so?
>>24617453
I don’t know. And the thing is: summer sessions aren’t over. I have to accelerate my plans to get an apartment.
My grandpa is paying (yeah, I count my blessings), and he’s continually shocked that they don’t have enough dorms for every single student, even though he knows there are tens of thousands of students on my campus alone.
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>>24617418
>Erena
Just makes me think a Japanese person is trying to say Elena.
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>>24617469
>men do you buy sex toys
what?
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Women, would you date a guy whose parents live with him?

I want to be clear that they do in fact live with me. I moved out, lived away from home, bought my own place, and now my parents live in a secondary dwelling on the property because it's large and rural and they wanted to have space for gardens and a low mortgage because dad wants to retire soon.

The two houses aren't all that far apart but they're oriented so they each have privacy from the other. Also my house tends to be the de facto location for family gatherings where my sisters and their kids come since the rest of us are already here.
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>>24616991
Yeah, boyfriend and I wrote down a list 2 months in lol
A few are boyfriend's family names, some are just names I liked.
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Men, how would you describe the feeling of a titty in the hand? What about a butt cheek?

Which do you prefer?
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State age and gender and post the last song you listened to.

For bonus points justify your taste in music.
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>>24617549
I have a similar living situation (my family all lives on the same large rural property) so I wouldn't think much about it.
It comes with its own set of issues - I'd have to get along really well with your family. In my experience it's the kind of relationship that becomes real serious real fast.
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>>24617564
Male

I’m So Sorry (Anakin’s Betrayal), but it’s a redo by Samuel Kim
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>>24617555
Tit = soft
Ass = soft but firmer

Ass wins.

>>24617564
M/29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YQNvUrKkE8

My taste in music is objectively great and needs no justification.
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>>24617564
Female, 28. Sloop John B - Beach Boys.
It's in the playlist my boyfriend made for roadtrips and I drove 4 hours yesterday.
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>>24617564
Male, 26.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6GchnPuqs0
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>>24617581
Smart move, not trying to justify that.
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>>24617584
Trying to justify taste in music is kind of dumb.
Either it sounds good to a person and makes them feel good when they hear it, or it doesn't. No point in trying to argue with them over that.
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>>24617577
God you're such a boomer.
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>>24617601
My fav song
https://youtu.be/jFnadfKfuss
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>>24617468
pretty recently a guy pretended to be an Uber and then murdered the first girl that mistook his car for their ride. men do insane shit all the time because of their insane appetites for flesh
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>>24617601
>not listening to boomer music on long drives
2/10, wouldn't let you in my car.
I don't really listen to the beach boys a lot desu, they're just in the playlist.
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>>24617469
I buy sex toys because I like the feeling of shoving things up my ass and a prostate orgasm is 100 times better than a regular one. It has almost nothing to do with normal sex though because I would never bring a sex toy up with a partner.
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>>24617615
I listen to audiobooks on long drives. You know what I say: Always Be Reading. ABR even when you're driving.
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All genders
I need help I think I’m turning gay. Or maybe I’ve always been gay. I’ve only ever slept with women and have never been attracted to men but then I saw this and I’m worried that I am gay now because I am attracted to this man please help me not be gay. Why is this even a temptation in the world this should exist i don’t want to be gay
https://youtu.be/86UOmY9xUNg
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>>24617626
Can't do audiobooks, being read to makes me fall asleep in 40 seconds. Not ideal while driving.
I've read 5 books over the last 5 days so I'm cool with listening to music and trashy podcasts while driving.
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>>24617546
Ropes, cock rings, butt plugs for your girl.
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>>24617564
male 22
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn58-Nl9NYw&ab_channel=ggonza43
I like it
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>>24617639
so more like why do we get sex toys for our gf's, and idk to spice things up, its not like your gonna get bored putting a remote controlled vibrator up her pussy and turning it on during embarrassing times
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>>24617638
>I've read 5 books over the last 5 days
Where do you find the time?
How long does it take you to read a book?
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>>24617650
She has a 140IQ and it only takes 2% of her brain power to read a book in under an hour.
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>>24617620
>I would never bring a sex toy up with a partner
This genuinely bums me out. I wish guys were more open to them. I'd do anything for a guy I could share my collection with.
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>>24617650
I was on holiday with my parents for a couple days, I had some school work to do but then I literally did nothing but hike, swim and read. When I'm not wasting my days away, I read for an hour or so every day before bed.
I normally go through a book or two a week. Less now because thesis writing has too much reading for me to have the brainz to do it in the evening.

>How long does it take you to read a book?
Depends on the book.
I'd say that on average I read about 80 pages/hour. I brought a couple detective books, I can easily read two 400 pages books in a day if I'm not doing much else.
If I'm reading in English, or if I'm going for non-fiction or a classic, I'm a little slower. It took me 2 days last year to read The Great Gasby in English, for example, but an afternoon to read it in my native language.

>>24617653
Also this, I'm a super stable genius.
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My boyfriend always talks over me
He doesn't allow me to choose anything for myself. When we are in front of other people he pretends to care about my opinions and will fabricate lies but in reality he doesn't consider my opinion when he is buying something for us he will not give me an option, he only wants his opinions validated. Im growing tired of it. Are all men like this? I feel like he doesn't care about me at all.
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>>24617678
>Also this, I'm a super stable genius.
Just a mega nerd.
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>>24617758
>Do all [X] behave like [Y]?
No.
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>>24617768
Just a little bit of a nerd.

How are you?
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>>24617758
No, that's horrible and I wouldn't want to be with someone like that
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>>24617564
22M
https://youtu.be/sbir77RbiAk
Fucking banger
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>>24617758
No, most men aren't like that.
My boyfriend has the tendency to talk over me because he's a bit ADHD scatterbrain, even if he feels bad about it and apologizes if I tell him he's doing it too much, but he genuinely values my feedback and always asks me before buying anything for the house and shit.
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>>24616183
Do you have a tape measure?
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>>24617867
ye, as an ADHDfag I have a bad habit of sometimes interrupting people or spacing out due to scatterbrained-ness (and sometimes I feel if I don't say something in the next 10 seconds I'll forget it forever), but it's never on purpose kek and I try really listen to people
Whereas sounds like OP's bf is (not to be harsh...) dismissive, selfish and controlling, I'd advise her to talk to him about it but well, if he listens kek... it's hard to change people like that
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>>24615746
>First date goes well with girl, don't kiss her because it's I met her on a dating app
>Second date goes even better. Her mom picks her up so I give her a hug to say goodbye. She texts me saying what a good time she had and would like to hang out again
Is it acceptable in this context that I haven't kissed her yet?
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>>24617899
It's fine imo but you should try to at least have a small kiss within the next couple dates
>t. dropped by girls cuz I didn't
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Why do girls get pedicures and make their feet all pretty when they think foot fetishes are gross?
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>>24617906
Makes you look put together, mostly.
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>>24617915
But you can't even tell anyway if they're wearing shoes.
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>>24617917
You can't tell I shave my legs either, but I never have hairy legs. It makes me feel nice.
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>>24617815
I've had better weeks. We've officially cancelled our 30th ski trip due to a mishandled covid outbreak, and by biggest writing client might have to make cut backs and that's almost certainly bad news for how much work I get through them.

I trust you had a good time on your holiday?
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>>24617933
nta but you've been on 29 ski trips? If so that's pretty impressive! What is skiing like, is it difficult?
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New thread >>>

>>24617957
>>24617957
>>24617957
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>>24617933
I'm really sorry, that sucks. I hope you'll be able to see your friend soon anyway, I know very intimately how much travel bans suck. Would hug you.

>I trust you had a good time on your holiday?
Yeah. I just spent there a few days over the weekend, they came on holiday near where I go to college to see me and allow me to spend some time with them before I leave for good.
I did some schoolwork because I had to send in a project on monday, but I spent a lot of time on hikes with my mom, swimming and reading a bunch.
I was really stressed so I needed to take a couple days off being a nerd.
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>>24617978
>before I leave for good
What's this? Moving to America finally?

>>24617949
A ski trip for the collective 30th birthdays of me and a few of my friends. We've each only been on 2 or 3 other tips.

Skiing is a lot of fun. If you took ice skating and mixed it with skateboarding it's something like that. I don't find it difficult but I have like 20 years of ice skating practice so balance is one of my stronger points.
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>>24618010
>Moving to America finally?
I'm going to the US to buy a house! Thought I talked about it. Staying away for a month, have to "quarantine" in Mexico.
I should graduate in November, then I'll work for a few months to set some money aside. I'll move next summer, this year I'll just try to meet up with him more often than twice a year. He should come over in fall for a couple months for my graduation.

How are your nephews?
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I was just about to leave my job. I told all my frens and stuff and was gonna go on a looooong holiday. But then my boss called me to talk to me and offered me to come back once my holiday is over. At first I thought I should reject the proposal but then I thought: I won't have a job when I come back, no income, no nothing. Should I accept? Maybe until I find another job. But then my frens will think I lied to them?! But then again it's not them who pay for my food or rent so nobody should have the right to blame me right?

What should I do bros and sises?
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>>24618010
>30th birthdays
Oh, now I feel stoopid lol. Sorry the trip got cancelled, hope you can still go later this year or next year! Sounds like fun, I used to rollerblade/skateboard so hopefully it wouldn't be too much of a learning curve kek
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>>24618076
>But then my frens will think I lied to them?!
...until you explain the situation. Use your words, anon. If they don't be believe you, shrug and move past it.
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>>24618076
Well, the safest option is to only jump ship once you've another job lined up, and I don't know your savings/expenses. I'm kind of reckless (have just up and quit jobs I hated and school on the spot lol) so take this advice with a pinch of salt, but I'd just go through with quitting the job especially if it's shitty.

Don't worry about what you told your friends, just say you had a change of heart or something and decided the job wasn't working out for you/you needed some extended time off/want to pursue something else.

Worst-case scenario if you get desperate for money you can take any job in the interim while you look for something else in your field/that you want to do. No point staying at this job if you want to leave though.
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>>24616830
Not seriously, but she might be fun for something casual.
Of course, I'm not really a normie.

>>24616991
M, not specific ones but I have a long list of possibilities!

>>24617304
Spending time with some of the younger children (but not too young) after I was mature enough to no longer think kids are icky. Plus, I'd like to pass along my mindset.

>>24617469
No, sex toys are disgusting in general, and for guys they're beta as heck.

>>24617555
Other anon has it right, but breasts > butt.

>>24617564
M, 25, I don't remember the last song so I'm just going to pick my most recent bookmarked song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlVhUbGa2pg
It's actually not representative of my "normal" music, because that's often folk, but I've been on a rock/electronic kick and Pandora gave me that one.

>>24617636
You're not gay just because you're attracted to an attractive feminine-looking person. Unless the part that you're attracted to is the dick and the lack of tits.

>>24617758
No, most aren't. Break up with him, he sounds kind of toxic.
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>>24618057
I'm sure you did talk about it but I've been in and out so I missed it. You told me you were visiting him and had to go via Mexico but that's the last I heard.

I'm glad you two are finally getting things moving again though.

>nephews
They're good. Mum and dad have been unwell and I haven't seen them in a couple of weeks. I'll probably see them tomorrow once I bang out a quick piece of work in the morning.

>>24618091
I appreciate the condolences. Snow season in Australia is short but we've had record falls this year, but I don't want to go later in the year and risk having shit snow. It's too much money and effort for a bad trip, so I've said we'll go next year and no one fought me too hard on that.

We were originally going to go Vegas this year, and it got downgraded to a ski trip, so missing out on both is a a huge anti-climax and I'm just trying to contain my disappointment.
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>>24618156
I'm really happy too, I can't wait to see him. I'm not letting myself get excited until I book the tickets tho, which is tomorrow.

What's up with your parents? Wish them the best <3
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>>24618156
>go Vegas
Damn, that is go big or go home. Ah well, I guess with covid you just gotta be glad people are safe and well. Maybe you can still do something else nice later this year as a sort of consolation trip. Honestly I'm impressed you get enough snow in Aussieland to do skiing to begin with lol. Personally I'm going on holiday tonight, to the paddling pool in the garden after work, looking forward
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>>24616470
Male
35
I suppose the female firefighter on the team that extinguished my garage fire before it burned the rest of my property down deserves this title.
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>>24617343
>Nothing to be embarrassed about
Thanks I know but if I have to tell other people that I know it has a certain like connotation (?) on it that is negative
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>>24618185
I'm sure it'll all work out and go smoothly for you.

Parents just have some sort of flu but it's unusually bad. Not corona but mum has been quite unwell and not enjoying life. Last I heard she's getting better the last few days though. If she's looking after the kids I think she's probably feeling much better.
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>>24618264
Hope they get well soon. Bf also caught some nasty virus after he came back from visiting me, had to go to the doctor even.

Have you been leaving the house and seeing friends? Gym? Boats?
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>>24617636
>>24618132
>You're not gay just because you're attracted to an attractive feminine-looking person. Unless the part that you're attracted to is the dick and the lack of tits.
This I'm a very heterosexual guy who's thoroughly examined this issue. If you are attracted to the female form and perceive someone as having that female form, you are attracted. I met a femboy online who I found more attractive than many irl women. But I'm attracted to women.

The question is: When you see someone like that, do you hope they have a penis or a vagina?
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>>24618458
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>>24618250
Well, nobody is obligated to know, you have the right to not disclose it, and it's just a label after all. It's true that some people are judgemental and look at it negatively, tl;dr fuck them, that's their problem
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>>24616520
>Why couldn't I date a normal guy
Hey, whatever you feel is a deal breaker is completely up to you. That your valid choice and I respect that. But pic freaking related



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