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am i trans
Would you be more upset if you got cheated on with someone from their same sex?ie: you date a girl for 3 months and she cheats on you with another girl instead of a guy(assuming a straight relationship ofc)
>>23919619is she trans
>>23919619straight girl here, and to be honest, yes. id rather, if he had to, he cheat with another girl. id question how much he was ever really into me or if i was just a beard and that what i could give him sexually - which was my all- wasn't enoughalso, i feel terrible and biphobic for saying this, but if it was with another dude it just feels naturally more embarrassing to me, in an already humiliating and emotinally devastating situation
>>23919640>i feel terrible and biphobic for saying this,lmaocalm down. Gay shit is gross, plain and simple
Guys...if we were ‘talking’ as in sending random non sexual selfies and memes to each other...and we didn’t meet in person because you’re like 6 hours away. But you said you wanted to date me when you were drunk.If I get a bf, how should I tell you “i have a bf stop sending me memes and selfies”. Like is that ok?
>>23919660Tell him you have a bf now so it’s time to move on for you and wish him well
Do girls enjoy making random stranger cum through voice chat?
>>23919660You should stop talking to him.
>>23919667Thanks thats good i’ll use that if the time comes.I don’t have a bf but i just wanted to know how to navigate this because it would probably happen sooner or later>>23919682Yes obviously but if i were in his shoes i would feel sad that suddenly someone i was friendly with just stopped responding and no explanation that they don’t dislike me but they are in a relationship now
>>23919689I'm not talking about the future, just have the conversation with him now.If you already know you'll drop him, you're just using him selfishly. Take into consideration his feelings, if you already know you're not going to be there for him as a partner (which is what he wants) or as a friend just leave him now.
Women, do you cum during sex with your partner?
>>23919698That makes sense. I don’t want to drop him or know if i would drop him, we just started talking. I’m not on dating sites or talking to anyone else. I just wanted to know how to deal with things compassionately. I always like to know how to do worst case plans.I’m about to move farther away so I’ll tell him that. and I guess he can come to his own decisions if he wants to continue this.
>>23919718He get banned all the time, just assume he is beating his gf and neglecting his child.
>>23919701Yes. There are times when I don't, and time when he doesn't, but I'd say that 95% both of us do.
COVID is an overblown hoax
>>23919728you get free 5g with the vaxx
>>23919722I don’t actually buy that fiction he sells us so I don’t really care
>>23919724I guess he cums first, right? How does he finish you?
>>23919735Have fun being a guinea pig for a corporation thats paid over 4 billion dollars in fines
>>23919739not that anon but my gf cums on my dick practically every time
how do men know when theyre close or getting close to cumming?
>>23919741Gladly! Can’t wait to have super advanced chip in me. While I’m being robocop you’ll be coughing
>>23919747Im sure you and your redditor cultists friends would be very approving of it, sure
>>23919745You just get a certain feeling in your dick
>>23919749You are jealous of my friends lol
>>23919751>gets called a cultist>you are jealous of my friendsWhen memes become reality
>>23919739No he doesn't, I come first every time. If he comes before I managed to finish I just don't come for that time, it's not a big deal. We fuck so often that it just means "wait a few hours and come" anyway.
>>23919753Thinking any of this is real. How long have you been here
>>23919755That sounds great
>>23919756any of what is real
>>23919768Not that anon, but it's kinda comparable to sneezing. It's a tingling sensation that builds up to, well, release.
how do women know when theyre close or getting close to cumming?
>>23919772I’d say it’s more like you need to pee a god-tier piss away. I remember my first time and I didn’t really know what was happening but I thought I had to really pee upon climax. And once I got to the point where I had to release, omg, I didn’t care if I had just pissed myself because wow
State genderAge when you masturbated for the first time MLike 9
>>23919798go away fag
>>23919798Male. About 14 I think.
>>23919791For me it's different if it's a 100% clit orgasm or if I'm getting fucked.If it's clit only, the build up has a certain tingling sensation, I feel incredibly tense and then a sense of release.If there's dick involved, it feels much stronger. I can't really put it into words, being penetrated is an experience kind of unlike anything else and the pleasure I get from it is much stronger and a lot more intense. I also can "ride" that feeling a lot longer, it feels more fulfilling than the clit orgasm alone.
Totally a shot in the dark but this seriously made me think.https://www.thecut.com/2021/04/my-boyfriend-refuses-to-change.html#commentsThat boyfriend is very much me, sans the whole abusive elements but "take it or leave it" is spot on; and my last relationship ended because I couldn't bother to spend extra time with her when I had more fun stuff to do. Seeing the responses there is fucking confusing. Like, if someone is happy with their life, why would the person attempt to change? And if someone gets into a relationship with a partner like that, why the fuck would they be surprised that the person they are dating is the person they fell for? Is it that wrong to see a partner as a cherry on top in your life instead of the middle point when you're adjusting to accommodate them? (Obviously I'd never expect the opposite and would hate if my girlfriend made changes just to appease me too) Am I missing something stupidly obvious?
am 22 f and still never had a single orgasm in my life :( why is it so hard for me i just want to feel good toothe closest ive gotten is through syntribation (squeezing my thighs together until i start feeling tense and pulsing down there which brings on a wave of pleasure - then nothing, it starts to subside because i get distracted by the feeling, no sense of release)
>>23919822idk my gf said that holding her breath or getting choked by me helps
>>23919822i couldnt org until i was 18 but i got a vibrator and it fixed it instantly. u should try it
>>23919822Have you tried toys?
>>23919821I think most people get into relationships with the basic expectation that their partner will make time for them and involve them in their life. Maybe someone as fiercely independent as you could do well with you, but most people want companionship in a relationship and not being a priority for their partner would be hurtful for them. I know for sure it would be for me.
What does it mean if a girl who was initially really shy around you starts bantering and lowkey bullying you?
>>23919852give us an example
>>23919852She got acquainted to you and relaxed a bit more.
>>23919845Which makes sense, different people obviously have different needs; but it's not like the bf in question or me presented ourselves in THAT way. Why would anyone get a cat and then complain that the cat doesn't bark and then also kinda blame the cat for not barking?
>>23919854Agreed. This often happens with a surprising amount of people
too many femanons, but i cant get one
>>23919601When does it become appropriate to not hover hand and make actual physical contact in a relationship?
>>23919822male here but did you try humping pillows or teddy bears just like what my mangoes told me?
>>23919853She started off barely speaking in 3 word sentences then started calling me an old man for not having back pains (I'm 19) and laughing at me for being afraid of a spider that was on me. When our boss came by she acted like her previous self. I'm just surprised at the sudden personality shift
What is the femoid logic of adding you from lewd discord, gf/bf finder threads, or dating apps in general, messaging one or two times then never replying to you again? Or talking for a few hours then never, at least showing as, being online ever again. Not unfriended, not blocked.
>>23919874Not interesting enough to spend time on. Not objectable enough to block/delete.
>>23919858I agree that entering a relationship expecting your partner to change is a little silly, but I also think it's at least a little immature to not make any change at all to your lifestyle to accomodate your partner's needs. For example the guy who drops everything to see his friends but tells you "I have more fun things to do to hang out with you" is frankly just a bad boyfriend. If you're sincerely this kind of person be very straightforward about how much time you have to dedicate to the relationship and what people can expect from you.
>>23919866The second you meet someone
>>23919877I dont see how can be less interesting than them. Im usually the one carrying conversations and if i didnt they would be one wording or pathetically tapping the ball back to my side of the court. They never ask me anything. They never change subjects or tangent. Thats all on me to do or it dies.
>>23919874Female creatures only want +8/10 Chads to give them attention. They may use you as an emotional tampon for a short time before getting bored of you. Go for more younger girls, they're more innocent and have no concept of their power yet.
>>23919874Honestly most people I added from 4chan were just people I didn't click with but they weren't bad enough for me to block.
Legit question, not trying to stir the pot - do cis women actually use 4chan?I feel like the only women who use 4chan are either super autistic/online/introverted, e girls or trans, whereas I feel that quite a big spectrum of the male demographic uses this site, yeah you have incels and autistic teenagers but you also have a lot of normies too
>>23919891Good to see you're still here
>>23919896It's just an edgy website.
>>23919896There is a female colony on /cgl/ but i would bet money that half of the supposed %30 female slice of the website are trannies.
>>23919897Yeah, just got off from work. Time to find a movie to watch and get comfy.
>>23919680I don't enjoy it, but it's immensely validating on some level.
>>23919893I dont click with anyoneHow many fucking girls do i have to add
>>23919896Introverted *clap* women *clap* are *clap* women *clap*But yes, cis women actually use 4chan. I'd say that some of the girls who post here are straight up crazy or e-thots, but many are just a little odd but fairly normie passing. All the people I've talked to who use 4chan are at least a little odd tho. >>23919907I don't know, I've been here for a decade and I made 2 friends I still talk to.
>>23919601Is a girl unironicaly saying "yasss" or any variation of it a red flag?
>>23919918I'm a man who says it ironically.
>>23919896yeah but i don't know any other girls who browse here and i wouldn't want to ask any of my irls
>>23919896I use 4chan, but not often
How do i get a larp relationship with a girl im sexually compatible with? I want sex and i dont want to be alone. How do i get that? Idc if i like her or if she likes me. I dont like anyone. I have never actually loved anyone except for the parent love that is built into your brain. I dont expect to find anyone i will because i feel like i am at odds with everyone at some level like its a cold war.
>>23919925>parent love built into your brainyeah h-haha
>>23919929Im sorry you were molested
>>23919879>it's at least a little immature to not make any change at all to your lifestyle to accomodate your partner's needsMakes sense but IMO it gets complicated when it comes to drawing the line. Shit feels very "how to human?" but for example, one point of tension for us were "good morning texts" … on one side it's obviously minimal effort; on the other side it feels just so forced and pointless for me. If she wanted to vent about something, I'm obviously there, no matter how long it takes and when. But having a scheduled small talk session just feels so off. But again, on the other hand, it's not asking for much either. And yet I still can't quite see me as being totally in the wrong about this for getting more and more neglectful about these over time.As for the hanging out with friends instead of her thing, yeah, absolutely. That sounds like a pretty explicit "fuck you" towards the partner. Buuut, what if there is a hobby you prefer both over spending time with your friends and her; and were clear about it from the very, very start … I get how it would be hurtful if it came out of nowhere but when you're upfront about your priorities, any complains about that just seem so confusing.
>>23919925Just buy a prostitute edgelord
>>23919888It's not about being more or less interesting than THEM but their other options. And obviously it's subjective either way, so maybe you're not even doing anything wrong but just don't mesh well with them.Although if it happens all the time, you either suck at picking the women you talk to or suck at talking to them.
>>23919936You are alone after and im not paying
>>23919938Women should get better at talking. Fuck their options. Their options can get raped by a chainsaw.
guys: was your first time the best?
>>23919951why not anon?
>>23919957She pressure me into and it was all around a bad experience.
>>23919932not really, my parents were fine early in my life, then money was thin, father started drinking and didnt stop till he died, mother went to work abroad so i saw her 1 week of a yearI wasnt very motivated to live myself either.Only recently im recovering from lack of will to live
When does sadism become a problem?
>>23919941Why do you care if you're alone?
>>23919947Lol!! No. I wasted it on a sjw happa, what a terrible way to lose it.
>>23919979Because i doWhy do you care about not killing yourself or jerking off?
>>23919822just squeezing thighs doesnt seem stimulating enoughdid you try touching yourself with your hands perhapsWith that being said >tfw no gf that never came beforeyou are very pure in my eyes, guy who will make you cum is gonna be like pulling an excalibur out of cold rock(or putting it in depending)
>>23919619M, no I don't care about their sex in the slightest. Cheating is cheating >>23919660>Like is that ok?Yeah it's okay but that's a bit of a harsh way of phrasing it>>23919667Something more polite like this is better
>>23919985He's an attention whore either way. Don't reply to bait
>>23919872she got relaxed a bitbanter back and jokeget physical too with her, like jokingly push her away and shitsee her reactions
>>23919689>it would probably happen sooner or laterIs this what life is like for normies>>23919718Jannies are always on his ass but he IP hops, which is especially trivial on mobile>>23919728Based, we live in a police state
>>23919745It's hard to put into words but you get like this tingly swelling up feeling around your dick>>23919798M, 16
>>23919798M, 15. It was when I first got a computer back in the early 00s. I typed "boobs" into google.
>>23919821Sounds like you need an introverted gf who doesn't demand much time from your, or enjoy being single>>23919822I hope some other femanons can give you some tips here and you can eventually find a way. I'm a dude so dunno what it's like for women, but orgasming itself is kind of whatever desu. It feels kinda nice but is over in a flash and can often be underwhelming. It's the whole build up and everything else about arousal/ intimacy that's much better imo
>>23919999quads of truth>be a guy>get to know a dude at work, he is chill and we have common interests>he has a pretty nice girlfriend>fast forward, they break up>i get told by my other coworker he was drinking heavily and that was one of reasons girl left him>drama ensures, i try to cheer him up, get him back to lifting weights>we hang out and talk and lift but he starts dodging me, barely even talks to me at work>he still drinks, i feel like he hates me now becasue i dont approve his drinking, unlike his buddies>his gf is lowkey flirty with meWhy are overwhelming majority of people so shit tier
>>23919864Start namefagging and accrue simps. Also act like a bit of a dick and never compliment them, that apparently works
>>23920015It works better on the younger ones. The older cats already know the routine.
>>23919745like a warm feeling in your dick, pressure and warmth. And need to release like peeing, but shorter and more intense
>>23919896Bro this site is not that underground or edgy. Just look at this board and these threads, it's basically reddit with more slurs at this point. Girls who unironically frequent boards like /a/ and /g/ are probably more likely to have some 'tism
>>23919925So a FWB? Literally download Tinder. Or get a prozzie like other anon suggested >>23919866I think you can hoverhanding after like, one date>>23919891Honestly I found the opposite desu, older women are a lot easier to engage and less fickle
>>23919822interestingDid you just try lubricating and playing around with your poon, rubbing certain parts, stuffing inside etcTry what feels good>tfw guys are expected to know what feels good for her when she cant figure it out herself
>>23920020And it never was. Found 4chan within a year of owning a computer back in the early 00s. Every website talks about it.
>>23919745It’s a intense built up feeling, from the balls to the tip of the cock.Something like a volcano
>>23920027Getting women off can be so frustrating. My wife is a terrible communicator and overly embarrassed and spergy. I basically had no help from her trying to figure out what made the bitch cum. ;(
>>23919973When the other person's actually being hurt and doesn't want it>>23919947My first time watching Kiki's Delivery Service was pretty wholesome, yeah
>>23920030True, I've only been here on and off since like 2010 but it wasn't drastically different back then
>>23920017Bruh. I'm old as fuck and forever a simp for Copy, who is the dick who never compliments anyone in question.
>>23920047People posted epic lulz cat humor type shit and made new memes every weekNo pepe wojak reddit faggotry
>>23920051Bruh. Copy isn't getting laid no matter how much he simps for you.
>>23919601Is it a deal-breaker if a guy is very Pervy and thirsty? Like I say I want to wait a bit for sex but it's mostly because it's a turn off for me if we jump right into it.
>>23920014We live in a society bro. People who are self-serving and trample on others get rewarded. Honestly I had a similar "wow why are most people (myself included) so ruthless and shit" feeling just yesterday. It's sad this is what we've come to desu but I guess you could argue it's just human nature no matter how "civilised" we try to act. But I don't think modern Western "values" and individualism have done us any favours.
>stardew will never lock my head with her 2m long legsits over
>>23920028Probably depends where you live and how lucky you are in the looks department. If you're not socially retarded hitting on people at the usual bars, clubs etc. irl is probably an easier way to find a hookup. Have you had sex before?
>>23920063lol, probably not. But I hope you find someone who can
>>23920061i mean, to live is to competeobviouslybut i didn't compete with the guy i tried yo help him out, but turns out he would rather be out there with his drinking buddies
>>23920063>2mThis is a fantasy I can get behind>>23920054>made new memes every weekYeah that was the main difference with internet culture back then and in the mid-00s I think with a smaller userbase. People were on average a bit more creative and individualistic. Same with the old forum days vs. social media now. I'm guilty of often declining into laziness and hiveminding too
>>23920070>to live is to competeIt doesn't have to be though, especially in current day, people can work together. But competitiveness is part of our nature I guess, especially in men>turns out he would rather be out there with his drinking buddiesTbh if he's an alcoholic that makes sense
>>23920074The Jizz Hoarder says she says that to posts she thinks are retarded. I think I like that. The first useful advice she ever gave me.
>>23920017I think it has some universal appeal kekAnd I joke, copy is a sweetie under his cheeky veneer
>>23920067Im fat and i live in a shithole filled with old people. I do not know how to approach female strangers in any setting without making an ass of myself or immediately wanting to kill myself if rejected. No i havent.
>>23920065soz, maybe you'll reincarnate with Chun Li legs
>>23920080friendship with FatAss endednow stardew is my best friend
>>23920087>Ichi ni san shi>Legs like Chun Li
>>23920084>Im fat and i live in a shithole filled with old peopleOh fair, well Tinder probably isn't going to be stellar then (you can still give it a shot!). I guess long-term, losing weight and moving is an option? Else push out of your comfort zone more, brush up those social skills and face enough rejections that you just stop giving a fuck about it. Gl anon~
Ah yes, "Stardew". Some farmer girl, I forgot to make a file on this one.>more like>StarWHO?DONE.
>>23920094Good, let’s keep it that way
>>23920087this is the dream
>>23920090>go, roku, nana, hachi>get me off like your Hitcahi
Did something (You) me? I can't tell!
All i need in my life now is a cute socially awkward introverted girl to take on trips, go to gym togheter and have sex twice a day.Why does it seem impossible...
>>23920094dumbo, Stardew is a top 10 atoga idol>>23920109what have you tried so far? sometimes things seem impossible in the abstract, but it isn't that far-fetched
>>23920111Hmm, interesting. Your post is all weird, it looks like this to me...>dumbo, ¿?¿?¿?¿? is a top 10 atoga idolWho is the top 10 idol? I am very interested now.
>>23920118I’m the Riddler apparently
>>23920118Where are you getting that extra question mark from :o
>>23920123Hey Stardew how are things? How are the doggos, the fireplace and your gf?
What the FUCK keeps touching my posts?! Begone, apparition of attention!
>>23920126I'm Spanish, so genetically I can will it into existence.
>>23920130Ah yes, the inquisition
>>23919964oh, I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you're OK right now, wherever you are xxx
>>23920111nice tripsi tried to talk and ask out couple of girls but got rejected well maybe except 1 girl that i dropped the ball on but that was weird story anywayI intend to get to know 3 girls more that i spotted recently, they seem pretty nice, but realistically all the girls have bfs already so its an uphill battle.Cant even go to gyms now because lockdown... I bet my gymcrush found a bf in meantime
>>23920142>nice tripsThanks bro, I'm on fire todayAnd dw gymbro, I know of your plights and misfortune. Still, might as well give it a shot with those 3 girls. I'm sure you'll make it one day bro
>>23920127Things are great! I’m playing DS2, couple of bosses there I never managed to murder, any general advice is welcome. Doggos is with dad, I’m out of firewood (that part not so great), and my gf is happy. How are you?
i asked this yesterday but il lask again>girl A and B>girl A shows signs of interest, girl B completely doesnt, and thats fine>girl A shows even more signs of interest, girl B warms up to me, starts smiling, or even talking to me>ask girl A out, she rejects me but we keep it friendly, i avoid her though to not make it uncomfortable>girl B suddenly doesnt even say hi and avoids eye contactwtf?Maybe she just had bad days but idk what did i do to make her outright angry at me?
>>23920156DS2 is Dark Souls too right? Aw sounds great (hope you get some more wood tho so you can chop chop). Yeah I've been pretty good thanks and active the past few days. Also one thing I gotta ask - would you say you're wearing the pants in your relationship again kek?
>>23920170>Dark Souls too*Dark Souls 2 sorry I'm dumb
>>23920170It’s the most common question I get these days, and we have discussed it at length. I don’t know, we are both so feminine and girly. Maybe I get the pants just because I’m taller lolDark Souls 2 yep yep yep, not the best but whatever
>burgers>big ribeye steaks>pork bellieswhat should i devour today?>>23920185do you think if you found a really tall, like 6'5, very masculine and muscular dude to make you feel like a little spoon, you would fall for him instantly?
>>23920220i find it hard to believe
>>23919601How much of an instant dump is a guy having a toy collection?
>>23920224I don’t care about height. Being fit and healthy is a must, but I need more than someone being masculine. Personality and all that
>>23920239Eaten her ass yet?
>>23920242Not yet, can’t wait though.
>>23919601Are Polish/eastern girls a good idea? My friend married one and she was apparently a virgin, cooks, and cleans. Personally I'm suspicious that she was interested in someone else but not going to meddle. I had a Polish woman who insisted I date her daughter and that she is a virgin which I doubt. Anyone know if these girls actually make good wives or are they just much better at lying than western thots?
>>23920209I'd go with the ol' burgersAlso are you talking hypothetically or are you actually 6'5 bro? :o
>>23920185Sorry to ask then haha, that's sweet that you can be all girly with each other. >because I’m tallerYeah that might come with the territory kek>>23920242Kinky :o
>>23920274I mean you'd probably still have a hard time finding le pure virgin trad wife, but Eastern Yuro girls in my experience are pretty based
>>23920290np anon, ask away. That’s what the thread is for :)
>>23920274I live in a place with a lot of immigration from Eastern Europe and a lot of men married eastern women. Mixed results, mostly not great, really gold diggers and gold from what they say. Some good.
>>23920292They seem much smarter about securing a good life, and I can respect that but means you need to be careful. If she's a virgin and won't make my life a living hell I think I could deal with the typical shit you get from these girls, I know they always try to extract and dominate but at least know how to please a man and be modest. My biggest concern is their honestly
>>239202886'3 king of manlets>>23920274actual polish guy herei live in netherlands and what i see here the girls that come to work abroad are just as slutty if not worse than regulars.It might be worth it if you go to poland and find yourself a qt
>>23920297I believe that, I can already tell my friend is going to bust his ass and she insisted he get a high paying job. But at least she's sweet to him, looks good, and isn't crazy like lots of women in the west. I honestly don't know which is the better option but I know to expect some level of gold digger and will tolerate it if not excessive
>>23920307>sweet to him, and isn't crazy That doesn't seem to be the trend from what I see. Again, it's hard to generalize people to that degree and I'm sure there are plenty who are just lovely, but the ones I know are pretty cold to their husbands and even more so to their children, and from what I see and they're pretty crazy.
>>23920316Maybe in a different way. Her mom scared me with how forward she was, like she very clearly wanted something from me. Whereas American girls believe and do all sorts of arbitrary, stupid things but are less predatory. Eastern girls really feel like they're looking to get something and know exactly how to do it. Again a generalization but they make me nervous
ahemi presentthe one of few relevant part of dutch culture:appelflap
>>23920229Are we talking the kind of toys you put in your butt or on your shelves?I'd be sad in both cases to be honest.
>>23920332Both.Just the shelf variety.
>>23920059What do you mean by this?I like sex as much as everyone else. I just want to wait a little to make sure we like one another.
>>23919973When the other person isn't a masochist.
>>23920338Similar to that, except because it's a turn off if a girl puts out too early or easy.
>>23920334How big of a collection are we talking about?
>>2392035314 figures, two statues, 3 trains and a sword
Do women like wild, carnivorous animals?
>>23920366In what context?
>>23920365Ouch. 7.8/10 autistic.
>>23920381It's fine, chicks dig giant robots and autism
>>23920385Autistic Chads are the best Chads, can't deny it.
>>23920329Looks tasty anon! Am jelly.
>>23920385I hated the transformers movies, though.
>>23920390I feel personally complimented.
Will girls break up with me when they see that my phone's screen is cracked?
>>23920407Autistic Chads are my biggest weakness anon. Tell me about your toy trains.
>just had a lengthy bad dream about my shithead exWhy are men such assholes?
>>23920411No. I did almost break up with a guy when he tricked me by taking my phone and downloading an app that made my screen look cracked when he shook it, though.
>>23920347Oh. Well she isn't and masochists kinda disgust me. ;/
>>23920420I'm not tho.
>>23920415I'll take it as a compliment. I'm only autistic about things that are cool.
>>23920420because you love shitheadsits not his fault
>>23920420Why did you date an asshole?
>>23920411No, unless he cracked it throwing it against things, then yes.
>>23920441women call all guys assholes based on their arbitrary criteriathat doesnt mean they dont want to fuck them
My boyfriend thinks im pretty and smart but I don’t have the tomboy part down... im shit at video games and just very prissy. It seems like his past gfs were more tomboyish and less looks obsessedHow do i become more boyish ty
>>23920444You're an asshole.
>>23920366As animals, yeah. >>23920160Does she know you asked girl A out? If she does then it's natural, she doesn't want to be your second option. >>23920109You want something that attracts you, you have to be something that attracts her as well. >>23919896Yes. Of course no normal girls come here, this place is full of misogyny and toxicity. I had bitter men tell me to kill myself just because I have a vagina. I come here every once in a while when I feel like speaking anonymously, and I usually don't check if people reply.
>>23920451Why do you care? Don't change your personality for a boy. That's silly.
>>23920451Tomboys are a shit.
>>23920457>Don't change your personality for a boy.Nta, but what if you really want a boy who isn't into you?
>>23920457She can change if she wants.
Will girls think I'm a Nazi if I listen to Norwegian black metal?
>>23920470You still don't change your personality for a boy.He will never love you, he will only like the person you pretend to be. And while it will feel real nice at the beginning, over time the imposter syndrome will settle in, and you'll feel lonely and more insecure over time until it eats you inside and you end up an insecure depressed faggot who shitposts on 4chan because the idea of anyone actually getting to know her seems terrifying.N-not speaking from personal experience.
>>23920457I’m not trying to change. I want to develop more skills igI know guys like girls who are feminine but deep down are tomboys
>>23920453yeahyou disgree with me hence im assholenow its either im good looking enough that you still are dripping for me, or not, then im a creepy incel>>23920455well they are friends, id bet my car the first girl bragged to her about it>>23920451wrestle him and establish dominancebe like mississipi girl (except dont cut yourself, thats cringe)>>23920455>You want something that attracts you, you have to be something that attracts her as well.well obv, i went long way to improve myself in different ways. I just wasnt fortunate enough to find "the one" yet.All the girls i dated were attractive but there wasnt anything more, just looks, not much that made us seem like good fit.Well maybe except that one autistic world of warcraft playing girl but she had host of other issues>>23920479no she will think you are based(if she accepts hearing BM to begin with)
>>23920485Do not live for guys approval. If you want to learn more things, then do whatever you're interested in. But do it for you, not because you think that your boyfriend will like you more. There's a guide on the internet for getting into pretty much anything you're interested in learning about.
Would you date a non chad?
>>23920489Jokes on you, I get wet over everything so it's not indicative of whether or not I like somebody.
>>23920479Is the bit that you listen to that one band that had that one nazi
>>23920507Except that. Being mean dries me up.
>>23920512I don't care, you retarded bimbo.
>>23920500are you the girl that always dripsim sure you are gonna find a (in you words) non asshole but generalizing ALL MEN as assholes is notgonna help you.Just realize that 95% of people in general are shit, its on to you to find the quality people
>>23920514You know what, it's growing on me actually.
>>23920521Yeah, that's what I expected from a gross slut.
>>23920516I guess I am. And I don't generalize all men as genuine assholes.
>>23920526Makes sense jotaro would be behind this.
>>23920531Wow, a retarded bimbo slut AND she watches JoJo? I bet you don't even read the manga.
>>23920526I was joking. It's a physical condition, not a mental one, that makes me like that. You're being very discriminatory over a chronic health problem.
Girls would you let your man coat your ass in baby oil during sex for that shiny, attractive look?
>>23920540The only chronic I care about is the 420 kind. I wish I could roll you up and smoke you. The high would be shitty, but at least you would burn away from existence.
>>23920538I'm a guy.
>>23920540You already know that dating a girl who gets really wet really quickly is super attractive.
>>23920550I knew it. Trans "women" are always the biggest whores.
>>23920544Sounds messy, but sue.
>>23920496Not really into the stereotype 'chad' guys anyway so yesss
>>23920556>but sueDo you eat a lot of matzah?
>>23920329nu krijg ik trek
>>23920553It's attractive until it's an issue for non-sexual things. Would leave a nice restaurant early because the woman you're dating was retarded and forgot to wear a pad and didn't want to ruin the nice clothes she went out with you in?
>>23920570Go to the bathroom and shove some tissues down there and clean up. This is not a problem, you are just humble bragging.
Thoughts about Jojo season 6 beign animated?I read the mango and enjoyed it
>>23920570Sure, why wouldn't I? It's something she lives with and it's just not that awful to imagine accommodating her. I think I'd rather she sent me down the road to buy pads than walk out every time it happened but we'd figure it out.
>>23920576I hate how dismissive people can be about genuine issues when they don't fully understand them.>>23920580You'd stop eating and go to a store and buy her them while she waits in the bathroom or whatever? I feel like that'd be inconvenient enough to ruin a meal.
>>23920578Closer to part 7
girls that are wet are hottbqh familia
>>23919601How do I stop being a quiet introvert nerd and become a chad?
>>23920591Yeah I know. That's why I will never ask this place for advice ever again. These fools either won't take you seriously or just give bad advice. That said, you "problem" is not as serious as you think. Literally just wear pads.
>>23920591>You'd stop eating and go to a store and buy her them while she waits in the bathroom or whatever? I feel like that'd be inconvenient enough to ruin a meal.Sure, I don't give a fuck.If there wasn't anywhere nearby to get pads then we could leave and we'd order food at home instead. Shit, I keep pads in my hiking first aid kit, if it's a known issue I'd probably just have some in my car.
>>23920603be confidentbe handsomeopen your mouthhaha
>>23920603Make yourself do it.
Why don't girls like stupid movies like fast and furious?
>>23920607There are more instances where wearing pads is inconvenient than you think. But you're clearly not in an empathetic mood, so I won't keep complaining.>>23920612I like you.
>>23920627>stupid moviesDon't talk shit about masterpieces.
>>23920630>There are more instances where wearing pads is inconvenient than you thinkStop dressing like a whore.
>>23920630>I like you.That's only because I didn't identify myself.
>>23920638Fuck you, I don't.
>>23920643That is the only time wearing a pad is a problem. And why they invented tampon and menstrual cups.
Why do guys hate people who break up with them so much? With us girls, we're understanding if our boyfriend or girlfriend leaves us. We have no hard feelings and wish them the best.
>>23920640I give you a lot of shit, but you'd probs make for a tolerable bf in some situations.
Girls, have you ever dated a guy who was kinda turned off by looking at pussy?
>>23920650>With us girls, we're understanding if our boyfriend or girlfriend leaves usThis was not my experience.
>>23920650>With us girls, we're understanding if our boyfriend or girlfriend leaves us.Small dick energy
>>23920650I dont know but I never want to see any of my exes again regardless of who broke up with who
>>23920650Because fuck you for hurting me and tossing me aside.
>>23920654not a girl but i would be turned off if pussy was ugly with big dry labia, outieIf its a nice innie i would eat it multiple times a dayAnd i know bunch of guys who are of same opinion
I just noticed that incels absolutely lose their shit when a female displays any sort of arousal here. can you explain why?
>>23920652Somebody screenshot this and frame it.
>>23920627One of my closest female friends loves F&F. I watched it a couple times with her for the trash.
>>23920640Who? The only people hated here are npd and croc.
>>23920673thats only when its not directed towards themim a jealous as fuck guy myself
>>23920666I just want to be able to enjoy myself without having to worry about shoving shit in or around my bits sometimes. Why can't you be empathetic to that?
>>23920673Because girls are not supposed to be so improper.
>>23920652I wish a girl said this about me
>>23920680You mean she loves tall, blonde and handsome Paul Walker.
>>23920650>We have no hard feelings and wish them the best.Are we? There's one guy who broke up with me when we were 14 and if he was burning alive in front of me I wouldn't piss on him to set off the fire.
>>23920675Even a broken clock is right twice a day. And you're pretty broken.>>23920689If he's tolerable sometimes, I'm sure you would be too, anon.
>>23920685Well you can't.
>>23920652Feel free to elaborate and name all the ways and situations I'd be a tolerable boyfriend.
>>23920692She's the only one of my friends who has a similar taste as me in guys, ackshually. Paul Walker is a qt but not peak handsome.
>>23920695Yanderes are hot
Girls, why are you so obsessed with having sex? I know some guys are but the ones that dont you call incels because apparently not having sex is something worth being made fun of for
>>23920698Intolerable gang rise up
>>23920294Likewise ^^ (not that I lead the most exciting life)>>23920300>They seem much smarter about securing a good lifeI mean yeah, it still varies a lot kek but a lot are determined to improve their situations and raised with good values>always try to extract and dominate BasedAgain that varies kek but I've met some strong personalities
>>23920704I'm exaggerating for comedic purposes, but I sincerely detest the guy and I hope he's moderately unhappy.
>>23920699And yet you say it's nbd.
>>23920703Is Vin Diesel more your type?
>>23920698I'm frequently tolerable and you know it, you just insist on dredging up the same argument because it annoys me and you're hoping one day Ill change my mind or give up.
>>23920701I'll let you compliment me first.>>23920707You're only remotely intolerable when you're being so coy that it's evil.
is it immoral to be talking to 3 girls at once when all 3 are looking forward to getting into serious relationships and soon?
>>23920719>You're only remotely intolerable when you're being so coy that it's evil.It's 99% on accident though. Can't imagine what other ways I'm accidentally evil.
>>23920715I think my type is under represented in fast and furious and over represented in biopics about schizos and faggots who were good at math.
>>23920705probably bait but mostly when girls use 'incel' they don't actually care that if you're actually a virgin (because who cares?) but it's more the incel mindset and attitude. One guy in my class even is called an incel by all the girls even though he had a girlfriend last year (so def no virgin) because he's just insufferable and keeps complaining about women out loud
>>23920717I'm going to ask for anonymous opinions on leopard print granny panties on soc and when they all say it's inherently sexy your opinion will be nullified.
>>23920719>I'll let you compliment me first.Carrying pads in my car to accommodate a girl with a condition is the greatest compliment I could ever give a woman I'm with.
>>23919601Could I go on tinder or whatever and find a girl to cuddle and sleep with, no sex?
>>23920726The problem is that I'll always assume I'm dealing with that 1% of evil, thanks to my persecution complex.
>>23920728Like Russell Crowe and Eddie Redmayne?
>>23920654Not "turned off", but very few guys LOVE pussy in my experience. They tollerate pussy because it serves a great function, but very few of them would put a photo of a pussy on their living room wall. The only people I know who consistently LOVE genitals are the gays. They really do love cock.
>>23920729I was not trying to bait lol just get some perspective. I understand the incel attitude but it seems like girls don't want virgin guys or guys with a low body count until they want to "settle down"
>>23920742The 1% only comes out in the rare event I spot what's working and decide to push it further. I rarely spot that, and I also need to be in a mischievous mood.
>>23919811The F 22 was a better fighter aircraft
>>23920736That's not very scientific. The opinions of simps who are hoping to get a nude out of you aren't worth shit compared to the opinions of a man who's your age and conceivably within your dating parameters who doesn't give two fucks if his opinions rub you up the wrong way.
>>23920741I have, yes, but I'm not exactly a 4/10.
how do I trick women into falling in love with me
>>23920739I didn't think of it like that.>>23920748When are you not in a mischievous mood?
>>23920713Because it isn't. It is only a concern when you are dressing like a slut. Yes, swimsuits are slutwear.
>>23920743Well, yes. I don't like them specifically but I'm a fan of really hot actors who play smart and kinda odd characters. Le Autistic Chad for frens.
>>23920764>When are you not in a mischievous mood?Usually. It has to be a special blend of horny for me to get mischievous.
>>23920750Stop saying shit that's reasonable. I need to find any sort of evidence that supports my purchase. Buyer's remorse when you're poor as fuck can hit like a train.
>>23920756Nether am I so I'll give it a go.
>>23920765So anything thinner than jeans is slutwear? Fuck you.
>>23920775Jeans get pretty damn tight too, slut
Do girls like sugar?
>>23920306>6'3Woah what a tall guy >i live in netherlandsSo you can actually say please be in N E T H E R L A N D S
>>23920775Lady puh-reez. My wife has an issue sort of like this. I blast so much cum into her pussy every day she has to wear a pad or something to keep her clothes from being messy.
>>23920789Way too much. I can't have anything sugary at home because it gets eaten.
>>23920288there's at least two men who come here that are 6'5
>>23920420Sorry about your ex ):>>23920451I mean are you sure he would actually want you to be more boyish, he probably just likes you as you are
>>23920785So you're just being an ass now.>>23920792That's nothing like what we're talking about.
>>23920550Lmao rekt>>23920578Looks gooood
>>23920760A technique that worked well with my boyfriend was milkshakes + orgasms.
>>23920603Become a chad introvert nerd>>23920650>With us girls, we're understanding if our boyfriend or girlfriend leaves usUhhh not always lol
>>23919601Why is everyone obsessed with thicc girls now? A couple of girls I were speaking to couldn't comprehend I'm not into big boobs or ass.
>>23920673Probs because they wish they were on the receiving end? Or think it's unladylike? Idk>>23920721Imo yeah, why not just talk to one and see how it goes?
>>23920741Definitely (though in my experience they may be annoyed about the no sex part and ghost you after)>>23920749This made me LOL
>>23920812It's just trashy, like heavy makeup, cocktail dresses, fur, pencil skirts etc.
>>23920827Only gay men and pedophiles are not into big boobs and ass.
>>23920760Tamagotchi Love Potion >>23920736>leopard print granny pantiesEpic gamer move>>23920796Nice kek, they're giants to me
>>23920827Because being curvy is very popular now and it gets heavily pushed down everyone's throat.
>>23920845This feels targeted beyond any information I've given.
>>23920736>leopard print granny pantiesThat's full blown nursing home strip club.
>>23920857Just ain't my thing.
>>23920846You know who else has big chests? Men. So big boobs are gay. Checkmate, big boobists.
>>23920846I am nether of those things, just think it's gross.
>>23920827Women are fat now and men are pussies who cope instead of telling them to stop eating.
where do I find a tall amazonian gf?
>>23920859I don't like this post.
>>23920803Yeah you're right. Jizz is worse than discharge.
>>23920790yesPLEASE BE IN NETHERLANDS
>>23920882Finally I agree with something you're saying.
>>23920880unironically>>23920883netherlandsgirls on average are tall here, and sometimes you can see 6'2 goddesses walking around
I've posted about this but should I continue to let my gf say hurtful shit to me if it's what gets her off the hardest?she likes to mess with me during sex and say stuff like how she doesn't love me or how this (sex) is all I'm good for. I know she's only playing but It actually does sting having her say those sorts of things. she says seeing me get so hurt and emotionally twisted while she physically pleasures me is such a big turn on for her.she tries to make it up to me after by cuddling me and reminding me everything she said isn't really and how much she really does love me but it honestly really hurts having her say those things even if it's just roleplaying. And I can see the difference of how much it turns her on and how much more into she gets into the sex.I don't even get why she would be into this? i couldn't imagine saying those things to her.
>>23920888I hate that I probably know who this is.
>>23920877 I also think there has been a huge shift on beauty standards. I felt incredibly ugly growing up because I was curvy (not fat) and what I thought was attractive was Kate Moss, Misha Barton or Nicole Richie. I couldn't even imagine that men liked women who didn't look like that, and thought guys were making fun of me when they asked me out.
>>23920894If it sincerely hurts you, then you shouldn't.
>>23920896I thought it was obvious from the start.
I work retail for a charity store and my gf always belittles my job becuase of how little it pays and always tells me I should just quit because she makes $180k and can support us both anyways.why doesn't she understand I don't care about that stuff and that I'm happy and can get by with or without money. I mean don't get my wrong, the stuff she buys me is great but it's not everything and if anything often makes me uncomfortable with what she gifts me. I keep telling her she doesn't need to get me these things and that to love her for her regardless. I appreciate that she is with me despite earning more than me but I don't know, think it would be a bad idea to quit my job?
i imagine JH is a girl like thatwith cute pointy nose and great ass
>>23920938that's pretty delusional, JH is overweight
why are girls like this?t. 6.5 inches dicklet
How to get a virgin gf?
>>23920950Go back in time to when you were in high school and date a fellow 16 year old girl.
>>23920673Is inceldom just a matter of expectations?
Is it rude to ask a trans girl if she has had her penis removed within the first couple of messages?
>>23920950Date girls right above legal age and just see if she seems like a slut or not. There's no single way just lean towards more introverted girls who are smart, have good self control, and weren't as indoctrinated. It's hard and I'm searching too but it's a numbers game
>>23920917I hit the memory button.
>>23920954nta but i genuinely believe if i didnt find a hs sweetheart, then true love will never be something ill knowIt just seems like back in those times people cared about different thingsMaybe im just deluded>>23920960yeah, if you are incel you could maybe land solid 0/10 obese girl if you tried hardmany of guys dont want to settle that low.A lot of them also refuse to put bare minimum in to be appealing to 5/10's but expect to get laid with 8/10 girls.Theres bunch of issues with inceldomt. incel volcel that rejected girls before but also got rejected a lot
>>23920954I can't go back in time.
>>23920967They're mentally ill, they'll be offended by anything. Just get a twink if you want dick that much
>>23920970I've been seeing one introverted 17-year-old girl but her body isn't too attractive (small boobs, no ass). It's just not the same if the girl isn't hot.
>>23920972>if i didnt find a hs sweetheart, then true love will never be something ill knowI don't think it's true. The love I felt at 24 felt more intense, raw and true than the love I felt at 16. It's true that "people care about different things", but I also think that it's not necessarily a good thing. >>23920974Then get very lucky.
>>23920894>It actually does stingI wouldn't put up with it personally if it's actually hurting you, you're entitled to ask her to stop
>>23920990Shit, I like slim girls. But if it's that big of a problem you have to deal with finding a new one.
>>23920990Send her my way.
>>23920930>belittles my job becuase of how little it pays and always tells me I should just quitA job for a charity store? Well that's pretty immature. If you like your job and see meaning in it I wouldn't quit.
>>23920938I'm almost flattered.>>23920971I don't get it.
>>23920972high school "love" is the most juvenile and meaningless
>>23921005You don't understand, her figure isn't appealing at all. Her face is the only cute thing.>>23921001Yeah, but easier said than done. I guess I could still keep her around just in case.
>>23921012so is your nose pointy like that?its very important
>>23920938she probably looks more like this but if you need to imagine her really hot to fap it's okay
>>23921028Not that pointy, I guess.
>>23921012I can be forgetful.
Men, how do you show interest in a woman during a date? I went on a coffee date with my neighbor, it is one of the few 'dates' that I have ever been on. I have not had a intimate relationship before or knowingly had someone romantically interested in me so I have no experience in judging him and his actions.There are several things that I made note of that he repeatedly did if this helps at all-staring at me-leaning on the table-kept making a "hmmh" sound
>>23921036she already said her measurements are 34-33-43 so blocky as fuck
>>23921027What's wrong with her figure?>Her face is the only cute thingPriority number one
>>23921036that is kinda cringew bodytype but would be ok with some weightloss>>23921040oh shit its youi remember you from other threadyou are those 3 is basically showing basic interest it doesnt mean anything reallyOr maybe im confusing you with someone elsedid YOU make any signs of interest?He is not gonna try to push for romantic comments / be touchy feely if you are all closed up and cold af
>>23921039Well I'm glad your memory was jogged then.
>>23921040sounds like he was just being courteous and making conversation with you, it doesn't mean he's not interested but that early on all those things mean is general politeness. what do you want out of it exactly? do you want to date him? what are you expecting?
>>23921052>What's wrong with her figure?Do you know Chloe Grace Moretz? That.
>>23921036Actually pretty close. I'm more leg and less tummy, too, assuming it's not just that angle.
do they fucking really
>>23921083Stop being so ideal.
>>23921082Never heard of her, so I looked her up and she seems fine.
>>23921088It's not my fault your taste is so good.
>>239210924chan meme'd her as the quintessential fridge body.
>>23921096It could be part of it. You're a good influence.
>>23921096so when we can expect soc post
>>23921083NTA, but I think it's the bikini and the angle that isn't doing that girl any favour.
>>23921098I'm glad I can convince anybody my body isn't the worst.>>23921099Never. Though I was actually looking for an appropriate thread to post the leopard skin underwear to prove people thought it was sexy, but soc is all just dicks.
>>23921097It's not feminine at all.
>>23921114>I'm glad I can convince anybody my body isn't the worst.Anyone who thinks that's the worst has bad taste. The only bad thing is, I must regrettably admit, it would be hard to resist picking you up.
>>23921121I'm not here to debate what you're willing to put your dick into, my fren, just explaining why you brought up Chloe Moretz as an example.
>>23921125If anybody wants to simultaneously throw their back out and get slapped, they're free to go for it.
>>23921106Yeh, I wear one pieces for a reason.
>>23921126Of course, I'd fuck her, but I'd want someone with a feminine figure if we're going to be together long-term, which is the problem.
>>23921053>did YOU make any signs of interest? He is not gonna try to push for romantic comments / be touchy feely if you are all closed up and cold afI do not know what would have been socially acceptable, but I did try. I tried to maintain eye contact but spent the vast majority of the time looking at his reflection in his coffee.I kept thinking of things to ask him but I was afraid that I would ask him something wrong and upset him. He did not have any great difficulty asking me questions or seemed upset when I had to take my time thinking about what to say or when I misspoke.My therapist made this activity seem easier than it was, I feel like I have made a fool of myself.>>23921062> it doesn't mean he's not interested but that early on all those things mean is general politeness. I do hope he was being polite>what do you want out of it exactly? I would be happy to have an actual person to talk to and be with. I have started to feel extremely alone in the last few months and I'm hoping I can overcome my crippling social anxiety and make at least one friend.>do you want to date him?I have never had a boyfriend or had sex, but I will admit that I have had thought and that I wouldn't be opposed to things happening.>What are you expecting?Him to think I am weird and either ignore me or pretend him and I having coffee never occurred
Are there really women out there with a virgin fetish? I want to save my virginity to marriage as a guy and a girl warned me to keep that private because there are women who could 'target' me.
>>23921140Hate to break it to you, anon, but pretty much every body breaks down "in the long-term" unless you go for plastic surgery. If you're going for long-term you should be basing it on how well you get along, not her body.
>>23921150You have nothing to worry about haha, made me smile though
>>23921150Yeah, I'm friends with one.
>>23921142I think you should try for another date with him sometime and see how it goes, if you get nervous just be honest about how you feel and that you're not used to socializing that often. he sounds polite and understanding, I think he would accommodate.
>>23921150Only if you're somehow a virgin with a nice dick and open to try lots of fetishes while also being lovable and naive.
>>23921142nah you didnt make fool out of yourselfim really proud that you actually went and didnt cancel, that is already big move, you would suprirsed how many girls do just that.They "want" to meet up, but once time comes they dip.>i looked at him through reflection in coffeethats cute lol, obviously he probably realizes you are shy as fuck, i personally find it endearing.Realize its OKAY to look at him, look at his eyes / mouth / nose. He most likely finds you cute too if he agreed to go out.Did you give him any contact info so he can reach out to you? The ball is in his court now so if he is interested he should msg you and then you give him asnwer if you wnat or not to meet up again.You shouldnt ask him out again imo, that would make you seem desperate.
>>23921155Have dare you. I intend to keep my hourglass body forever. Jk jk, we all gonna look like Skyrim undead in the end.
>>23921158What if I'm cute>>23921163Damn do they really filter out virgin guys and go for them? That girl told me that one of her friends dated a guy for 4 months just so she could get his virginity and then leave him
>>23921155Yeah, in your late 40's
>>23921135I think that with a body like yours the most flattering thing you could do is wearing a bikini but go for something a little high waisted (helps create smoother tummy and brings attention to waist since you have a great waist/hip ratio) and go for a little bit of cheeky to make the butt look nicer. And just a simple bra over it.You'd look great in pic rel in my opinion.
>>23921173>That girl told me that one of her friends dated a guy for 4 months just so she could get his virginity and then leave himMost don't do that, no. It's just a kink. Not even a requirement.
>>23921155>how well you get alongI get along with different girls too, she's not my only option.
>>23921169>virgin with a nice dick and open to try lots of fetishes while also being lovable and naivewtf thats so mebutdefine>nice dick
>>23921177One pieces hide stomach stretch marks. And also I like having my butt supported.
>>23921183That's nice and all anon, but if you keep playing the "that grass looks greener" game you're never going to be happy in the end. Don't let your options cloud your judgment.
>>23921191So do high waisted bikinis. They're great for that.>And also I like having my butt supported.That's fair, but bikini bottoms end up making your butt look worse most of the time, the miracle a cheeky bottom can do for your ass cannot be understated.
>>23921188My opinion of a nice dick might be different than other women's.
>>23921197I want a different girl to be my only option, but I haven't seen her for months.
>>23921191>>23921203Let's just agree all swimwear is hot
>>23921204Yeah but he's not asking other women
>>23921169>>23921204define your exact definition of what you think is a nice dickand some examples of fetishes that a virgin would have to be open to
>>23921204like, size wise im confident im goodslight bend to left, uncut, 6.5inches long, barely passes toilet paper roll testalso yeah>>23921219what kinks you mean
>>23921214Yeah, women half naked are always nice to look at. I was mostly giving suggestions on how to enhance your figure because I spent a lot of time trying to look good in clothes.
>>23921249>Yeah, women half naked are always nice to look at.Are you sure?
>>23921263I mean, I'm sure it will get someone's dick up. I'm not here to judge.
>>23921263i know for a FACT some guys get off to thatjust look at >>>/gif/ and put thick in catalog
https://youtu.be/ZafWaSyk90Y>blasting SAD tunes>experimenting in kitchen>lifting weightsall at same timeis THERE anything gymbro cant do?>inb4 someone says "get laid"dont
>>23921294>she still thinks guys with non mutilated dicks cant wash themselvesi probably have better hygiene then you do lul
do any of you have a go-to song to listen to when you're sad?
>>23921164I am not good at expressing myself and I worry about people finding out just how dysfunctional I am. >>23921170>im really proud that you actually went and didnt cancel, that is already big move, you would suprirsed how many girls do just that.I did almost cancel, I felt like I was going to vomit> obviously he probably realizes you are shy as fuck, i personally find it endearing.I don't understand why it's endearing. I see plenty of other women who can easily make conversation, laugh at jokes, and look people in the face, I think that would be far more preferable to someone who struggles not to stutter an answer.>Realize its OKAY to look at him, look at his eyes / mouth / noseI know it is okay to do those things but I can't bring myself to do it, I get anxious and flustered.>He most likely finds you cute too if he agreed to go out.I am not going to have unrealistic hopes>Did you give him any contact info so he can reach out to you? The ball is in his court now so if he is interested he should msg you and then you give him asnwer if you wnat or not to meet up again.He did give me his phone number but I haven't texted or called him yet. I don't know what to say.>You shouldnt ask him out again imo, that would make you seem desperate.I'll keep this in mind
>>23921346you're overthinking it. you've already taken the first step in talking to someone, and that was a massive step, be proud of yourself. it will take practice and time to get better at conversation, but you're already on the path and you're doing it.
>>23921346Just text him and ask him how his day is going. You won't ever talk to him until you talk to him, you know? He'll appreciate your interest too, and the conversation will move from there. Just breathe and let it all come naturally. I know how that anxiety is and I was in your shoes not that long ago, I was a massive agoraphobic for many years of my life and couldn't even look people in the face much less talk to them. It gets easier. People aren't nearly as judgmental as we think they are, and yes people more often than not do find shy girls pretty cute or endearing in my experience. Good luck girl I wish you the best.
>>23921309Nta>smegma propagandaYour post is grosser than your dick>inb4 more inexplicable propaganda
Am I cheating if i look at my old crushes pics daily while in a relationship I don’t talk to her
>>23919601Why are people so unreasonable and refuse to listen or understand your arguments or reason for doing things?I said at work I'm not planning to go to my vaccination appointment and to put off getting vaccinated for awhile. I just want to wait for more data, options and to have a consolation with a specialist to determine my risk and best option. I don't want to just get told to turn up to a stadium band get something jabbed in me for the sake of haste. But no apparently I'm an anti science loon.
>>23921344Kettering by The Antlers. Guy working in a hospice and made a album out of the experience and that song in particular is just too many sad feels. Ouchy.
>>23921398whatever you say
>>23921344any song by Hypno5e but in particular thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlIJ8zUJL4U
What are your preferred pronouns?
>>23921344I listen to a lot of Radiohead and The National because I'm fundamentally a pseud who got stuck in 2008.
>>23921433the accurate ones
>>23921401No, but you're a bit of a cunt.
What do I do if I ask a girl out and she asks if she can bring her friends. Actually asking for a friend here
>>23920698Copy isn't broken at all the dude is put together.
>>23921215>>23921219A perfect dick to me would be 5.6" by 5.1", straight with a slight upward curve, looks clean, veiny, and attached to a guy I love and respect.
>>23921473Copy is perfect.>>23921488You wish.
>>23921499What were his dick specs again? He said he'd be willing to do choking, right?
>>23921409>anon disagrees with me, better assume they're a roastie!Whatever you say
>>23921506You really are thirsty.
>>23921514I'm not the one who turned into a question of fucking him.
>>23921508>anon has a uncut dick>better assume he never showersdouble standards much?
>>23921483>tfw too bigis it over?
My bf says he will be there for me as i deal with my social anxietybut ik mentally that all men are trash what do I believe
>>23921541It's fine as long as it fits, I just wouldn't trust you to be rough.
>>23921523There was never any question, it was more of a statement. Everyone knows.
>>23921543Not your bf
>>23921551im a very sensitive and gentle lover
>>23921543How will he be there for you while you deal with your own mental issues?
>>23921552Pretty much nobody cares about that, let alone thinks they know anything.
>>23921468you are being orbiter'd brotheror she wants you to get to know her fem friendbut she isnt interested in you in slightestsorry
>>23921564I don't like to assume people are lying itt, but lying and making sex painful on purpose is a surefire way to lose a gf.
>>23921586what is your obsession with choking and rough sex all aboutdaddy issues?Why not have some sensual and slow drawn out lovemaking sessions?Sure some roughness and domination has its place but that def isnt my regular thing>>23921591nah im notrefer to above
>>23921599That shit feels good physically. Don't complicate it.
>>23921132>If anybody wants to simultaneously throw their back out and get slapped, they're free to go for it.Noted. I doubt I would actually wrench my back, but I might turn wrong while getting slapped. So it's possible. If I do throw my back out and have to lie on my back on the floor with muscle relaxers and you don't eventually take advantage of me by sitting on my face and/or molesting me, then you're just a bad girlfriend.
>>23921604>That shit feels good physicallyYeah, because it turns you on so much. Why? Do you seriously want to have sex with your father?
>>23921610If you want it, it's not molestation. Also I'm not big on face sitting.
>>23919601GirlsAre you a fan of mozza?
>>23921633He's a bit of a dick but I really love his voice.
>>23921468I would immediately respond but saying that I wanted it to just be the two of us, but I'd rather her bring her friends than not see her. Then pay her more attention than her friends, clearly focused on her, but also occasionally shift focus onto her friends showing that I'm a well rounded individual and value her friends as well as give her a chance to get a smidge jealous. At the end of it, make it abundantly clear that I am interested in being more than friends.
>>23921622It's not just arousing. Feeling lightheaded, the sensation of arms tight around me, having to strain myself against a heavy guy on top of me, etc are all physically pleasurable to me. It has nothing to do with anything else.
>>23921604sure i get ityou want to be dominated by someone stronger than you and put his life in his hands (literally)but understand i could literally kill you with tiny bit too much of a squeezeI would rather not risk it.Spanking the butt? Pinning you to floor with my entire bodyweight? sure.>>23921622i think girls these days are just like getting off on domination part but then just braggin to girlfriends when they ask if sex was good by "YEAH IT WAS SO HOT HE CHOKED ME UNTIL I ATE OWN SNOT AND FUCKED MY FACE"Kinda trashy imobut i guess a lot of people have zero self respect
>>23921644Why are you ignoring the questions about you wanting to fuck your progenitor?
>>23921632>If you want it, it's not molestation.I don't know if that's true.>Also I'm not big on face sitting.Fiiiiine. I understand. Cockriding it is then.
>>23921648>i think girls these days are just like getting off on domination part but then just braggin to girlfriends when they ask if sex was good by "YEAH IT WAS SO HOT HE CHOKED ME UNTIL I ATE OWN SNOT AND FUCKED MY FACE"I've never heard a girl IRL say anything like this.
>>23921648It's not about domination. I don't know how many ways I can say that to get you fucks to understand that.>>23921655Because it's so obvious that's not the case that I didn't think I needed to bother acknowledging it.
So question about girls that give their exact ideal dick size... Do girls just have that much sex that they get to experience and know what size is best or do they just give a rough estimate based on the sex they have had?
>>23921657Can a guy even get hard on painkillers or whatever?>>23921677Those measurements are from my favorite toy, that's all.
>>23921673Imagine being so mentally ill that you can't enjoy a moment of vulnerability, affection and intimacy with your wife lmao
>>23921684Ah that is a good point
>>23921677they cant even tell what 5 inches look like nigga>>23921673i have stamina to move massive amounts of weights at gymthats not the pointalso i can go for rounds eitherits just i like lovey dovey stuff
>>23921674>Because it's so obvious that's not the caseBut you still live with him, right? So, maybe you're subconsciously into it? Idk
>>23921686Of course I can. But taking it slow is only enjoyable for brief moments. It gets boring.
>>23921677I asked my boyfriend if I could measure his cock with measuring tape and know I enjoy sex with him.
>>23921684Does it vibrate?
>>23921695So you can't enjoy moments of affection and intimacy with your wife without getting boring.
>>23921688I mean, I'd probs still try to do something as revenge for trying to pick me up.>>23921690If I was wealthy enough to afford my own place and to pay someone to take care of him and the house, I'd be gone in an hour.
>>23921648>>23921622>men thinking no woman can possibly know what pleasurable sensations feel like and there must be some social or psychological reasonI mean, that might be true of many women but there are literally tubs of evidence to support otherwise here.You boys are barking up the wrong tree.
>>23921699It can, yes.
>>23921705During sex, yeah. I can slow down, enjoy the moment, stare into her pretty eyes, assault her with soft kisses, tell her I love her, but then I need to pull some hair or grab her neck.
>>23921715So there's no point in even bothering to compete? How can men even compete?
>>23921708i dont need any evidence to say that women like being submissivebut you can be submissive without the need of being choked.When i see you in kitchen and rip your pants off and go at it because i find girl doing dishes incredibly hot in sweatpants incredibly hot for whatever reason, i dont need to choke you to make it feel like im dominating you right
>>23921719That's kinda sad. And you said more than once that sex is the moment you're most affectionate with her and you're not really very loving with her outside of it.Pretty sad to be honest.
>>23921726I'd throw away all my toys and never buy another one if it meant I immediately found a guy with whom I shared a deep love and would let me use his dick as a substitute. No matter what his dick stats were.
>>23921743You're shitting me? But I thought you loved your collection? What about all the different textures and materials?
>>23921674>It's not about domination. I don't know how many ways I can say that to get you fucks to understand that.Not them.I think I get it, but I'm also into bondage with no interest in control. So I'm used to thinking along other lines.Rough sex is often about dominance but it can also be about desire or actual sensation. Being roughly pinned and sexually destroyed has many aspects.I prefer the unleashed desire aspect, myself.If you prefer a sensation, there might be an underlying reason for why, but that's can easily be wholly independent of the source of the sensation. I'm slowly easing into assplay wholly for the sensation and not any concept, taboo aspect, or anything homosexual.
>>23921749I do love it. But the prospect of having the real thing attached to somebody who cares enough about me to want to be with me forever is infinitely better.
>>23921727You've never been to valhalla before, have you? I went there once just recently. I don't blame the bitches.
>>23921757I'd say the only non-physical aspect of roughness I like is that unleashed thing you mentioned. Just going with it and doing what we like is sort of hot as a concept.
>>23921743what do you even look for in your "deeply in love with" boyfriendIt seems to me that most that people care about is looks money status
>>23921735With like touching and being physically affectionate, yeah. Being rough is my way of loving. I am possessive.
>>23921684>Can a guy even get hard on painkillers or whatever?Muscle relaxers don't affect dicks directly or my dick at all. Barbiturates can affect some men, but I've been hard dead drunk.On muscle relaxers though, I'm a bit weak and sluggish to move impressively so I've offered to be ridden before. She was concerned for my back and gave me a BJ instead.But in this scenario, I would have deserved some back pain not a BJ.
>>23921777I like the idea of being with a guy with enough connections and wealth to guarantee our kid has every opportunity to be happy, but obvs my priority is emotional and physical compatibility with the prospect of children down the line, assuming we can get by financially together.
>>23921785So your wife only receives short glimpses of affection being followed by pain and humiliation, and you can't even be vulnerable enough with her to have actually loving sex with her. Very sad.
>>23921796>a drug that makes guys unable to move much but they're completely conscious and can get hardSounds like the set up of a bad porn.
>>23921799The priority should be securing the future of your children.
>>23921727You follow concepts as poorly as schizoanon.
>>23921826I grew up with very, very little and very few opportunities, but I'm still alive. I'm not so far gone that I think I can only raise a kid with a guy who makes seven figures.
>>23921806Define affection, and lets be fair. I try not to subject her to pain.
>>23921838>I try not to subject her to pain.> I need to pull some hair or grab her neck.You're ridiculous.>Define affectionHugging, kissing, holding hands, snuggling, being loving and sweet towards each other, being romantic towards each other, doing kind things for one another. For the sake of the argument - outside of sex, or without those acts being followed by sex.
>>23921773See>>23921088>Stop being so ideal.
>>23921888You don't know how insanely flattering reading that sort of thing is. Seriously.
>>23921898Hey, no fair, that was my line!
>>23921906You already get how much it means to me, I thought.
>>23921887I doubt it's that painful when I usually do it. I can make it painful.>HuggingSure>KissingLike a peck on the cheek or lips? Yeah. I save making out for the bedroom.>holding handsSometimes? We have children so they are usually busy.>SnugglingH̸̡̻͎̦̗̣̞͑́̃͝͠Ḩ̵̨͖̥͎͇̫͉̝͖̳̩̫̜̤̹̼̳͖̟̱͎̑͐̈́̒͊̒͋̍̓̌̆̈́̉̔̓̆̌͋̊̉̂̀͜͝͝ͅH̵̛͗͑̔̾̃͌̾͗͑̐́̚H̸̨̥̟̤̮͈̠͍̩̞̤̞̣̯͗̀̀́̌̀̏̿͆̃̎͂̆̒͑̽̚͜͝ͅḨ̵̡̧̻͈͎̭͎͇͔̯̗̬̹̍͌̿́͌̃͑̿͊̇̂̐́̾́̈́̋̈́͜ͅH̷̡̼͕͈̟̖̤͓͙̺̤̊̋͆̎̚͠Ŝ̷̢̢̛̜͇̤͑͑͌̒́͛̾́̔͐̒̂̽́̊̂̑̌̊̉̇̽̉̚S̸̢͍̗̺̪͖̳̞̗̍̌̽̿̆͛̕S̴̥̱̝̝͉͙͖̙̰̜̞͗͐͊͐̈̏̄̾͑́͛́̕͜S̴̼̘̦͚̠̪̪͓͍̣̝͎̯̹̍̇͋̇̾̌̾̉̇̿̕͝͝͝͝ͅŞ̵̜̳̗͚͕̮̣̺̦̌̏̀͊́͑͛S̶̢̧̧̛̭̬̺̰͙̖͎̭͎͕̠͍̠̥̄̿̄̄̿̍̊͊̉͋̐̄̆͘͜Ș̴̨̡̛̛̳͔̫̺̙͉̙̺͖̳̼̜̭͓͇̘̪͚̐͋͌̈̂̓̌̓̇̎̾͗̎̏͊ͅS̵̢̠̿̃̏̊̌̽͆̃̃̈́̕ş̸̨̧̛͈̼͈̪̳̣̝͚͓̭̞̦̳̌͒̃̾̃̈́̽>Being loving and sweet towards each otherYes.>being romantic towards each otherYes.>doing kind things for one another.All the time.
>>23921912I do, but being reminded is always nice.
>>23921817Hmm, not sure if a paralytic would affect erectile function.
>>23921927Depends on the level of the lesion of the cord.
>>23921918Well here's the reminder. Whenever my fitness for loving relationships and motherhood is confirmed, it fills me with such strong feelings that I need to stop and process it.
>>23921946Join the party. Minus the motherhood.
>>23921898I kinda do.Do you have any idea how arousing it is to thoroughly flatter a girl simply by being honest?>>23921906I gave you cited credit!
>>23921946Sounds like a fragile existence.
>>23921916You said yourself you're not affectionate with her outside of sex. I still remember your post about potatoes where you said you're a cold dude and she has to deal with it.
>>23921962>I gave you cited credit!I know, I'm just jealous that you got more praise.
>>23921966When it comes to snuggles, yes.
>>23921957You're going to have a million kids and you'll look back on your current stance on the matter and laugh.>>23921962Well the honesty is what makes it that hot.>>23921963Very much so.
>>23921975>You're going to have a million kids and you'll look back on your current stance on the matter and laugh.Not even one.
>>23921970I quote:>Her: I just want more hugs and cuddles. I don't care about potatoes>Me: I don't even hug my own mother. You are lucky I express as much as I do, I am just like this. You married a cold dude and it will not be easy for me to change that. Besides what do you want? A hug for every chore done?> I am not a hugger. >I don't really know how to change myself to be more affectionate to my wife.
>>23921987You proved my point. Thanks. The argument was literally over cuddling.
>>23921933>lesion of the cord.I don't know what those words mean in this context. That's neat. I'm not used to that.
>>23921980You're going to nut in your future wife and you're going to like it.
>>23922022Sure, after I get snipped.
>>23921996>>Hugging>Surebut also>I'm not a huggerBut yes, you're not affectionate towards your wife outside of sex and even during sex you find it boring. So. You're sad.
>>23922025Well you're technically right that your statement doesn't contradict mine. You win this time.
>>23922031I am not a hugger, and I find it comes more naturally to go for a kiss than a hug with her, but that doesn't mean I don't do it. Especially if she initiates it.
>>23922034And maybe a condom and birth control pills and IUD just to be safe.
>>23922037So the reality is that she's affectionate with you.
>>23922050She is very affectionate with me. But I asked you to be fair, and you weren't. If this is Courtney-chan then I will have mark it as a big L for you. I am actively affectionate in 5/7 ways you listed and you don't even give me a bit of damn credit.
>>23922050I thought guys get snipped just to jizz in their girlfriends without needing a condom.
>>23922046You're annoyingly neurotic. Don't ask a woman to get on the pill if you're snipped. That's fucked up, BC can fuck a lady up.
>>23922075It's a joke, anon. Calm down.
>>23922061I just don't believe you're truthful. I asked you if you hugged her, you said "sure", then when I called you out you told me you actually don't but you don't mind if she does hug you.I think you're too emotionally stunned to enjoy actual emotional intimacy with her.
>>23922114>I just don't believe you're truthful.Ok.>I asked you if you hugged her, you said "sure"Where is the lie? I do hug her. I just don't initiate it often.
>>23922121Ok. What acts of physical affection do you initiate regularly (multiple times a day) outside of sex?
>>23922134kiss her, sniff her, run my fingers through her hair. The hell do you want? Why are you policing touch so hard on my relationship?>multiple timesI mean, maybe? Depends.
>>23922151Because I find it depressing that you're so emotionally stunned that you can't even enjoy physical intimacy with your wife outside of sex.
>>23922190Ok. You done?
>>23922216You could have stopped answering at any point, Croc.
>>23922231Why? I don't mind answering your questions. You never let your personal bias let up even once during the interview, impressive!
How often can a woman masturbate a day before it's weird?
>>23922242You:>Why? I don't mind answering your questions.Also you:>The hell do you want? Why are you policing touch so hard on my relationship?
>>23922291Can I not ask questions of my own? I am curious of your motives. Also identify yourself, so I know which idiot this is.