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/ATOGA/ - GIRL BOY Edition
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>>23644824
State gender. What are some immediate red flags to look out for?
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>>23644832
M, girls who have more than 3 male friends
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>>23644832
when a guy responds aggressively to any kind of teasing
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>>23644832
M
>BLM/ANTIFA supporter
>X is so racist / that (insert media) is racist
>Weed is safe, alcohol is safe, drugs are ok in moderation
>let’s have sex before marriage
>Women can be the boss too!
>Men can be sensitive
>God is not real
>Mask wearer
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Is nipple hair ok with women?
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>>23644832
Male. Excessive clinginess, to the point of anger / breakdowns if any space is requested.
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>>23644848
That's way too much bait for one post, anon.
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>>23644848
Don’t you have a cousin to fuck
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>>23644854
Degenerate redditor detected
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>>23644857
Are you really offended by that?. He's basically saying he wouldn't date your average SJW stereotype
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>>23644861
Why would I be offended by a clown?
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>>23644861
This place is full of normie girls who try to act edgy, they were probably offended
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>>23644857
ooooh somebodys a little upset
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>>23644865
You were bothered enough to say
>Don’t you have a cousin to fuck
>Why would I be offended by a clown?
You got your jimmies rustled
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>>23644832
Female.
>talks badly about people he knows
>neglects responsibilities for his own failures
>impolite
>can't take a joke
>short temper
>can't accept disagreements
>can't take care of basic things like hygiene, his house, his things
>gives me "advice" when I don't ask for it
>talks over me
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>>23644848
So pretty much any middle-class libtard city girl under 25
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>>23644868
Not at all. Are you okay anon? Did the bait not work well enough?
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At one point should one start worrying about their girlfriend cheating?

If she goes out of her way to include me in her family's activity, integrates me into some of her friend groups, gives me random gifts to show affection, is transparent who she goes out with and when (even if it's solo with a guy friend), talks to me regularly, plans trips with me, has regular sex and is more often then not the one initiating it... there's no reason to worry right?
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>>23644880
This post is just an excuse to flex isn't it?
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>>23644868
>>23644874
See the irony here. A lot of cope and seethe coming out of the woodwork. Stop being so sensitive, it was literally one of the points lol.
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>>23644832
Male
Red flags in women are:
>"girls cause too much drama, all my friends are guys hehe"
>Several thousand followers on any social media platform
>Spends too much time on social media
>Has engaged in premarital sex and/or suggests it with you
>Smoking/drugs/excessive alcohol use in any capacity.
>Engages in any type of clubbing/partying
>Doesn't go to church regularly
>Dresses in revealing clothing when I'm not present with her
>Tattoos, eccentric hair color, hair is cut extremely short
>Bad family life
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>>23644832
>red flags
4chan frequenter
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>>23644880
She seems like a sweetheart.
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>>23644885
I'm making fun of you that's not what been sensitive is
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>>23644832
Female
>Suggests I cut people out of my life
>Easily angered
>Clingy
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Any other adult guys into shotacon (for the girls) or am I just fucked in the head?
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>>23644888
Hey how, I am a delight. But also, I get it.
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>>23644832
Male
>being ugly
>tits larger than a B cup
>sad underwear
>smoking
>single mother
>doesn't do anal
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anyone else tired of feeling like they've destroyed every opportunity they've been given in life or is that just me
haha
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>>23644891
So when you do it, it’s lighthearted fun. When I do it, it’s out of rage. How retarded of you haha
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>>23644832
M
>theatre major in school
>too close to her male friends
>won't be direct about problems
All I can think of rn, thread will probably be gone by the time I get back though.

>>23644880
Unless you have anything specific that could cause you concern, she seems pretty into you and not cheating. But don't take that all for granted! Taking a partner for granted is the way to a painful breakup.
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>>23644893
Is this what you are referring to?
https://nhentai.net/g/204737/
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>>23644898
Nah, not just you, I'm self-destructive as fuck especially during "high" periods ironically. Will provably flunk out of college this semester and been fucking up all kinds of other things in my life besides over the past few months.
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Girls which would you rather date:

>guy A, with whom you had to ask nicely to get a good ass dicking
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>guy B, with whome you had to ask nicely to get a break from the good ass dickings
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>>23644832
F.
Depressing and negative. Putting others down. It is a very common trait with guys I meet and I can’t stand it.
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>>23644903
Nah not lolicon, the reverse; adult women + young boys
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>>23644832
F
>untreated mental illness
>inability to carry conversation or relate on a personal level
>neglect of hygiene or personal surroundings
>manipulative behavior
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>>23644902
Truth be told her going out with different male friends alone from time to time once a week at the very least is making me really anxious so I'm trying to rationalize how there's no way she'd do anything because of other nice things she's doing
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>>23644832
M
>is a cringy lefty
>has barnacles down below
>isn't white
>is a landwhale
>has an IQ less than 100
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>>23644907
Guy A, so I can never get my ass dicked.
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>>23644880
Doesn't seem like she'd cheat on you. It's an understandable concern, but if there is no evidence or anything to make you suspicious, don't waste your time with negative thoughts and fears. Learn to trust and you will be much happier and have a more satisfying relationship
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Girls
Am I too big? How much muscle is ideal on a guy, and how much is the maximum amount on a guy you would date? Pics of examples would be appreciated
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>>23644824
GIRLS:

Been dating this girl for 5 months. Lot of fun times, good memories, shit like that.

Thing is she likes to talk shit sometimes. Like we'll be talking about whatever, or work or something, and she'll go "yeah the only skills you have are playing on your laptop and painting walls".

or we were playing pool once and I wasnt doing well and shes like "wow you suck at everything you're so talentless"

Kinda bothers me. Every once and awhile she'll be like "wow you're so handsome!", or something similar

but she's also depressed and on meds and isnt working / or in school anymore. She's made fun of me for my work before (i run a business painting with my step dad), "your job is boring," etc. And once I shot back and went, "well atleast I have a job," and she got SO upset. Like she got into a huge funk and we had to talk about it.

She says I know her position and it isnt right of me to say those things to her, but she'll still go right ahead and make fun of me for my work. like wtf?

Am I being too insecure or is this fucked up?

Also, she has a bad nut allergy and she likes to pretend shes having a reaction sometimes. We'll be eating and she'll stop and go "babe i think theres nuts in this..." and i'll start to get really nervous then she'll just start laughing and go SIKE!

Last time she did it I got really upset and out of blind anger and anxiety i said "dude fuck you dont joke around like that!" and she got extremely upset that I said fuck you. She told me she'd never say that to me unless it was a joke. When in reality a month ago we got drunk for her 21st birthday and she was like really really drunk. She started saying shit like "I cant trust you, my friends think you're not who I think you are," so I decided it was time to take her home. On the way back she got mad cause she didnt want to go home and she's like "fuck you," "i hope i never talk to you again" "i hope you die," and shit like that. She said fuck you so many times. like wtf
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>>23644909
Oh, there is this based one I read
https://nhentai.net/g/344166/
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>>23644918
see this >>23644913
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>>23644920
I'm sure some other girl would dig it, but I really don't like it at all. Sorry anon.
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>>23644832
M
>strongly political in either left or right
>anti-mask and anti-vax (not just COVID but for all vax)
>racist
>opposite end of racist by finding literally anything racist and being a righteous retard

As someone else pointed out, it's basically easier to just date literally anyone that isn't a college student.
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>>23644922
She sound psychotic and abusive, Being mean and hypocritical is not a good personality trait.
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>>23644923
Awesome, I'll be reading that properly tonight...
but uh yeah are we fucked in the head
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Girls have you picked up enough Japanese from your animes that you can at least get the gist of what they're saying without needing to read the subtitles?
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>>23644914
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>>23644920
My Chad cousin looks like this and his gf is an Instagram model, fwiw
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>>23644832
Female
>guys with bodycount 10+
>guys that can't cook
>thinks he's an 'alpha male'
>wouldn't think I'm autistic even if I say I'm not
>can't take most things with a grain of salt
>tells me what I can/can't do instead of being suggestive
>doesn't defend me
>isn't open to learning new things
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>>23644898
Yep this might just be the year I throw in the towel
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>>23644939
>wouldn't think I'm autistic even if I say I'm not
If this has been a recurring thing for you, it's possible that you really are autistic.
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Girls why do you tell super specific details about our sex lives to your friends? I hate the idea of meeting your best friends for the first time and they know the precise dimensions of my dick.
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>>23644942
Don't kms anon, at least stay here with us
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>>23644939
You know men just see you as a fleshlight right?
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>>23644944
nta but she could just be slightly socially awkward/shy/inexperienced which some ubernormie types assume is autism
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girls stink!
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>>23644946
No. My routine is:
>sex is awesome, he's great in bed, best I've ever had, we fuck like rabbits
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>>23644950
Normies know the difference between awkward and autistic, infact they usually confuse autism for being just awkward. So to come off as a genuine autist these days takes being pretty damn autistic.
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>>23644913
>>23644926
Her going out with several male friends or with only one? I have guy friends (am female) but since I got a boyfriend I don't feel comfortable hanging out with any of them one-on-one, even though nothing would ever happen anyway. I just feel like I'd feel weird about my boyfriend going out with a female friend alone, so I should lead by example.
Does she ask you to hang out with the same friends, or is okay with you coming along? Are they childhood friends?

Either way it seems unlikely she's cheating if she's open to who she goes out with and is very loving and seems to have a normal relationship with these people.
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>women over 25
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>>23644914
>>23644934
>barnacles down below
>dating a whale
top kek
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>>23644960
>men under 30
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>>23644960
>>23644964
Based
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>>23644832
Female.
If they are so emotionally dependent on you that they make threats or generally overstep your boundaries.
Also if they constantly criticise your appearance and things you can't really change or just plainly insult you all the time.
Biggest one is if they try to cut you off from friends and family.
>>23644849
Yes. Most women won't care. There are some who think that men should even shave their legs and such, but as far as I know, those kind of people are outliers.
>>23644880
>she goes out of her way to include me in her family's activity
No need to worry anon, if she cheated she'd definitely have a fall out with her family. She wouldn't be doing this.
>>23644907
Guy A because I'm not into that.
>>23644933
Yes.
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>>23644915
The long hair is a bit weird, can be funny depending on the woman, but if you're worried about it just rip it out. Will sting just a little. The rest is fine though, looks good.
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>>23644964
You weren't supposed to make a comeback
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>>23644277
more opinions, please? I am too anxious to do this
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>>23644832
Can't do simple multiplication, division, and percentages in her head.
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>>23644946
I don’t give details
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>>23644978
Define simple.
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>>23644956
>t. normie
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>>23644960
...are the best to date <3
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>>23644978
it's hard
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straight guys with experience dealing with this kind of nonsense: I know this sounds weird, it's not like I'm gay or anything, but how am I supposed to get over my lockdown online friend of over 6 months, who I just recently realized has had contradicted feelings towards me, and released herself by hurting me repeatedly, and since I now have stopped taking her inflammatory baiting personally, won't talk to me at all? I feel utterly obsessed about her, since we've been the only company we've had for each other (or so I've thought) ever since social distancing began, but now I am realizing she might have just pretended to act friendly in order to make fun of me behind my back, I swear I have no history of paranoid disorder, I have heard from some of her friends that she has a hobby of leading on people online (she already confessed to me, even proposed to move in with me, since I live alone) and getting off the idea of "cucking" them by dropping them for someone else, because of her unhealthy masturbation habits and pornographic addiction, she even just to get my momentarily attention of asking her to come back, it's always dramatic this way and even I cannot figure what's wrong with her and how to deal with this

I really need to stop with spamming my confused walls of text now
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>>23644946
Understandable.
I get it when they're being vague and want to check with others if their experience was normal, my best friend was worried about some blood down there during the act. But she never said anything about her bfs overall performance or dick size.
I also know another girl who made fun of her bf for coming within seconds. That stuff is super uncalled for, I don't know why people are like this. Hope you'll be more lucky and get together with someone decent.
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>>23644927
Ah that sucks. Could you post a pic of what would be ideal for you or the biggest that you would be comfortable dating?
>>23644938
That makes me feel a little better I guess, thanks
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>>23644996
>>23644981
If you can't come up with so much as a close guess within 3 seconds when someone throws a slightly abstract percentage you then you're dumb.
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>>23644944
I know. There are times I'm adamant that I'm not, then I wonder because of my refusal, then I accept being shy/awkward/quiet whatever, and the cycle repeats, so I just go with whatever now. I don't care...not anymore
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>>23645004
Oh, okay, that I can do. I guess I shouldn't base my feelings on my math skills on my boyfriend's.
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>>23644931
Thats what everyone says but its hard for me to walk away. She's good at pulling me back in

>>23644977
I think you're over thinking. Sending your girl flowers is a pretty nice gesture and thats all it has to be. Anything past that isnt your problem.

>>23644998
Id honestly just separate yourself, man..
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>>23644949
>men just see you as a fleshlight
Imagine being this transparent about what a piece of shit you are. Order an actual fleshlight online and practise self containment.
I hope women will stay far away from you.
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>>23644920
You could always pack on a bit more fat instead of losing muscle, if you wanted to go that way. Plenty of women love bearmode guys, but from what I've scene the chiseled bodybuilder aesthetic doesn't tend to be very popular among them.
A visible Adonis belt requires pretty low BF% for example, doesn't it?
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>>23645011
Then why are you asking for advice
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>>23645011
I'm not personally into her, but how am I supposed to make sure whether her feelings are real or she's just been making fun of me all this time? she told me she wasn't into girls either, but that she related to me so strongly she would rather give up her sexual urges for me (doubtful), social distancing really is messing with everyone
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>>23645019
Cause I cant decide wether or not this is something to end the relationship over and having more outside opinions on the situation helps
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>>23645001
>thanks
No worries man, seriously plenty of girls are into the hunt type so you're good
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>>23645021
also she keeps pretending to leave then come back pleading for forgiveness, it just keeps happening everytime I avoid replying to her baits for more than a few days
it's just so tiresome
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>>23645001
I can't think of any celebrity that has a body I like.
In general I like just like guys with more average bodies, a little bit of muscle but also a fair bit of bf. Bodies that look more "functional" than aesthetic if it makes any sense.

Also just skinny average dudes because the guys I liked as a teen looked like that. Matthew Grey Gubler was my teen crush.
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>>23645023
Yes, end it you freak. This is not healthy
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How can one be less of a prude (inb4 "have sex")?

I'd like to think I'm pretty open and liberal, and make dirty jokes for a laugh... but often when people actually seriously flirt, talk about sexual topics earnestly, or do physical slutty things irl, it rubs me the wrong way (no pun intended) and turns me off a bit. Like even just people referring to sex as "fucking" makes me feel a bit gross. I still often find kissing scenes in films ew and look away if it goes on too long.

How can I be less of a melt? Is this autism™ or just lack of experience and being a wuss? (Also inb4 molested, I wasn't, not to my knowledge)
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>>23644958
She sometimes goes out one on one sometimes with 2 or more male friends.
She does not ask me to hang out with them I don't know them, never asked to come along it would be weird
>are they childhood friends
some yes some no, more like friends from 2 years ago or whatever. It's not some new friends she just met.

But it did happen that she went to hang out with a guy friend she hasn't seen in ages to catch up on things so that can count as a new guy
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I told my best friend how my gf keeps her pubes (she doesn't have any). How angry will she be if she ever finds out? I don't think she would, my friend is socially capable and would know that wasn't something he should admit to knowing about her, but you never know because hes a bit of a cheeky cunt so there's always the possibility that one day he forgets himself and makes some innuendo joke about the state of her lack of pubes to her face.
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>>23644968
>No need to worry anon, if she cheated she'd definitely have a fall out with her family. She wouldn't be doing this.
That is my train of thought as well and a way I comfort myself.

Yet I have no idea what kind of person her parents are, maybe it wouldn't be hard for her to just lie about something to them. How would I even let them know she cheated?
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>>23644920
You look a bit thin around the waist imo, and not because of a lack of muscles, but like the other anon said, you easily pass as instagram model.
I'd date, although I think you're out of my league, I can't compete at all.
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>>23645045
So you never met them, but you've met other friends and family?

You can just casually ask her about them and how you'd like to meet them. Again, I don't think she's doing any bad behaviour but there shouldn't be any problem with you getting to know them too.
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>>23645046
Depends on your girlfriend. I'd probably make a joke at your expense or his, depending on what you've let me know about him. And be mildly upset at you.
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Do girls pee in the pool, or is that just a guy thing?
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>>23645071
Just a guy thing
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>>23645071
>guy thing
I'm a guy and did not know this was a thing
Dafuq
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>>23645071
That's just a you thing.
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>>23645030
guess I'll make a thread since guys only seem to care about jokes itt
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>>23645051
I am indeed literally seething, can confirm. How dare youuu
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When you agree to social plans with people because you'd feel bad declining, do you tend to just force yourself to follow through, or do you ever flake out/cancel?
Do you usually end up enjoying the things in the end, or still wishing you hadn't agreed to it?
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>>23645071
My little cousin peed in the pool, she's 6.
It's a certain kind of people thing.
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>>23644998
She sounds rather toxic and you don't sound healthy for each other; I would try to part ways, if you can, it'll be rough at first but hopefully you'll ultimately feel better for it
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>>23645017
I was extremely skinny before I started lifting and had zero appetite, and I've always struggled to gain weight. I've tried to go bearmode before but the amount of force-feeding was unbearable and I gave up. I think I'll take your advice and try to go for a little more fluffy/healthier look that will hopefully appeal to more women and won't be too difficult to maintain, thanks.
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>>23645063
It's not just certain 1-2 friends anon.

She's 22.
There's a best friend, who she says, without me asking, I'll most definitely have to meet someday
There's a childhood friend she hasn't seen in ages that she hung out with recently to catch up
There's guy from her high school friend ground (there are girls too but sometimes she goes out only with the guys from there when girls can't)
There's 3 different friend circles she met through video games
There's a friend circle she met through board games
Just 2 nights ago one guy she used to play overwatch with invited her to hang out, since it was cold they went to another friends house (mutual friend with whom they played video games)

You see the problem? It's getting hard to remember all the Johns, Daniels, Jacks and Ryans.

But I take it me knowing about all of these means I don't have to worry about them right? She was never pressed to tell me about them and could've easily lied if she planned to cheat, right?
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>>23645098
I'm not feeling any better a whole month on, I've never had a friend lasting this long before
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>>23645107
Shit man, I'm sorry, all I can say is give it more time and try to focus on other things and maybe new friendships
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>>23645094
I usually just cancel and come up with some excuse. If I declined because of a major depressive mood mixed with self-esteem issues, I'll be too tired and self-conscious to enjoy myself. If it's because of a less tiring depressive mood or having been in a rut and if I got the time to shower first I often do find myself enjoying things in the end though.
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>>23645111
I don't care about new friends if I can't even figure this out, I want to know what has gone wrong, not blindly trust someone else again
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>>23645077
kek
my lad, you have been duped. all your life your holes have been penetrated by other guys' fluids. you may as well come out
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>>23645144
I wish I'd never learned this
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>>23645141
She sounds overdramatic and possibly manipulative, as long as you're trying to consider things logically, I don't think you were at fault here
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>>23645033
>Bodies that look more "functional" than aesthetic if it makes any sense.
Yeah I get what you mean, muscle that looks like it was built from manual labour rather than the gym. And yeah he is pretty handsome, thanks for the input!
>>23645060
>you easily pass as instagram model.
I'd date, although I think you're out of my league, I can't compete at all.
Thanks that means a lot, that's probably the best compliment I've received in my life ever. I dont think anyone has ever told me that they would date me, much less that they think I'm out of their league. If it makes you feel better I'm not into girls who look like they work out, and I prefer girls who look average or chubby, so we're probably in the same league.
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>>23645094
I’ll cancel on my friends if I’m not in the mood, it never family. I usually love hanging out with no matter what mood I’m int or what the activity is.
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>>23645094
If you'd be declining because of anything that even comes close to rhyming with "depression", go anyway. One of the best ways to deal with depression is to stop saying no and start saying yes. If you'd be declining because of some other reason... eh, I mean if they're all going snowboarding and you hate snowboarding with a passion, no need to force yourself, but honestly it can be nice to see people even if you don't enjoy the activity. If you'd be declining because you don't like the people but you can't force yourself to say no, either grow a pair or learn to like them.

>>23645101
You're probably fine. None of those seem all that worrying. She's probably just social.

There is a point where it can start to be worrying, even if she does tell you about them, if she's the kind of girl to treat guy friends like she does girl friends. But those examples seem like she has reasonable boundaries, which would make sense if she has a lot of guy friends.
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>>23645168
but why would she feel the need to act this way with me? I like her very much as a friend already, she doesn't need to bait me all the time, it's like she was expecting something more I can't even imagine
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>>23645178
Thanks for the reply, yeah sums up my thoughts pretty well on it too. It's usually depression/shit mood related for me, so I usually force myself to attend anyways. Thanks anon
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>>23645179
Sounds more like instability or uncertainty on her part
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>>23645161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWLwoxqDrfo
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>>23645107
>I've never had a friend lasting this long before
>6 months
I'm so sorry anon, I can't even imagine how painful this whole thing must be. Is there any way for you to make friends via hobbies? Even if its just joining very small discord groups for online gaming or sth. This stuff is hard enough, even without the lockdown, which puts you in a very vulnerable position. Definitely drop that woman like a hot potato, you don't want to end up with trust issues after getting exploited for her fucked up fantasies.
If you feel that she's honing in on you, it's because she knows you don't have any friends who got your back.
Put yourself out there and try to meet new people, getting friends isn't impossible for anyone, even if you've lived your whole life without any at all.
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>>23645178
>There is a point where it can start to be worrying, even if she does tell you about them, if she's the kind of girl to treat guy friends like she does girl friends.

What exactly?
I think she has more guy than girl friends
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>>23645205
what's honing in?
>Put yourself out there and try to meet new people
this is what I've been meaning to learn with her, but I've had uncountable failures this way, she even got jealous of any friend I managed to make, often leaving me with the ultimatum of leaving them
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>>23645199
Holy shit what a classic
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>>23645205
nta but is it that bad to not have friendships last longer than a few months?
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Good morning, friends. I have a question for you.
Is it seen as a negative to feel compelled to do good things? I'm starting to get annoyed, because I feel like I always get looks or made fun of when I do and it's a lose/lose scenario.
For an example,
>walking down main street, see some broken glass on the sidewalk
>it's just hitting noon and I know there's a chance someone could hurt themselves
>I want to ignore it but part of me is screaming that I shouldn't leave it, decide to pick it up
>feel the people around staring at me, feel really awkward
>friend I was with keeps poking fun at me
There's a part of me that won't shut up whenever I see something easy I could do to help someone/something, and I always feel really shitty if I don't. I always feel really awkward when I do it, even when I'm alone. If there's other people around I feel like they're judging me. I'm not sure if it's just in my head or not, but one of my friends said it's pretty weird do that kind of stuff.
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>>23645226
>what's honing in?
Oh sorry, I meant it as "exploiting your vulnerability", I might've worded that wrong.
>she even got jealous of any friend I managed to make, often leaving me with the ultimatum of leaving them
As numerous people here have stated, if someone is trying to cut you off from your friends, it's a major red flag. Even if she justifies it with major trust issues, if she limits your social life to just herself, she is being manipulative and already abusive.
>any friend I managed to make
If you manage to make friends, you'll definitely manage to make a better girlfriend too. She's setting the bar very low. Don't sell yourself short anon, you deserve better.
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>>23645036
I mean, some people just aren’t really interested in sexual topics and there’s really nothing wrong with that. Everyone is different, ya know?

However if you really want to step outside that comfort zone just take little steps. If you haven’t had a lot of experience with sexual behaviors maybe expose yourself a little bit. Research and learn about sexual culture online. Maybe even try watching some more of those dirty scenes / even porn?

If this is something you want to do because you feel like there’s something wrong with you or you’re not normal — not out of genuine interest and desire—- don’t even bother. There’s nothing wrong with not being a sexual person. Some people just really aren’t into it and that’s okay. You are who you are.
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>>23644939
how is not being able to cook a red flag? Can you not cook and need someone to cook for you?
>>23645077
if you have been to a public pool it is guranteed you have swam in piss
>>23645094
I am good with saying no but sometimes i just flake
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>>23645263
>you'll definitely manage to make a better girlfriend
I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I mentioned how we both still felt straight, since our relation was not explicitly sexual
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>>23645248
>Is it seen as a negative to feel compelled to do good things?
No, not at all, it means you're more selfless and have a moral code, that's a positive
As long as it isn't distressing you or getting in the way of your own life and wellbeing etc., or coming from a place of guilt, I say it's good
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>>23645239
I'm not sure, all of my really close friendships last many years, so I might be a bit off as I can only talk about my personal experiences. But if I imagined all of my friendships being this short, I would be a less happier person than I am. I find long friendships to be as fulfilling as romantic relationships though, so maybe I'm the weird one... Then again, I've only dated people I've been friends with for years, so I might be conflating the two? I really don't know. Why wouldn't you want good friendships to last decades?
Is there a standard to how long friendships usually last?
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>>23645248
Let me guess you're the type of person to preach about recycling?
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>>23645266
Thanks anon; yeah I think part of it just not being a very sexual person, at least in the abstract (like if I start to get close to someone I'm dating I get more feelings but in the abstract I don't think about it much or am that interested)... but part of it is a comfort zone thing I think, maybe from unfamiliarity?

I could do a bit more research and expose myself more online, sometimes I shy away from certain topics. I've seen porn and stuff and it was whatever but maybe I'll check out more things (just nothing too wack...)

Anyway thanks for the advice and also reassurance I'm not necessarily broken or something. I think I've had just some very sexually open/dirty minded friends which gets me second guessing sometimes.
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>>23645323
Consider the average poster on /adv/. Does it really surprise you?
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Ladies, would you date a guy rocking a soul patch or a goat patch beard?
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>>23645323
this used to happen to me, too. it turned out to be a minor form of OCD. you think if you dont pick up the glass, someone will die, and its your fault for not picking it up. you dont want that on your overactive conscience anyway
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Girls, a fellow coworker keeps touching me and pinching my nipples.
Does that mean she's into me?
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>>23645303
Nta, but yes.
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>>23645323
This site/threads are full of neurotic people, possibly milder but I do the same as that other anon. Since I was a child I used to get irrational thoughts like "if you don't clean up this x thing now something terrible could happen and your cat could die and it'd be karma and your fault", thought I'd also get it with positive things like "if you do this thing x times thus person might be more likely to agree to y".

Turns out my sis has a mild form of OCD so maybe it's related, I dunno. I would encourage that anon to see a psych if it's actually affecting his life beyond litter picking though.
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Are you an anti-vaxxer?
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Women, how to reignite sparks with the wife?

My own advice has been to not mention sex, literally pretend it’s not something that exists even if it is burning you inside, until it fixes itself. Is there any step I’m missing here, does it really fix itself? Will that make wife horny and eager to love again?
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>>23645355
No, my stepmom is though
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>>23645357
Not a woman nor married, but I don't think ignoring the issue is perhaps the best approach, I think it's something you should proactively discuss and try to tackle...
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>>23645355
in general, no for the covid vaccine maybe. I am going to be forced to take it though so I have to grin and bear it.
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>>23645271
>if you have been to a public pool it is guranteed you have swam in piss
I used to daily for a swim team
All this time, all that piss, innocence = shattered
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>>23645357
To overly simplify it - a good sex life is the product of healthy, happy people in a happy, healthy relationship.
Have the conversation with your wife. No "you don't put out", but "I feel like we're letting each other go a bit and our relationship is changing, what can we do to keep ourselves on track?".
Then, fix it. Romance the shit out of her. Make sure you're keeping each other happy.
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>>23645361
Discussing “babe y u no honry??” only exasperates things.

> Not a woman nor married
Oh sweet pea.....
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>>23645369
you know how people say they know what cholrine smells like? Or they bring up that the pool smells like cholrine? SOMEBODY PISSED IN IT THATS PISS CHOLRINE DOESN'T HAVE A SCENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>23644908
M. Facts. Fren and myself are surrounded by a super negative workplace like this and being supportive and positive makes us total outcasts lmao. Do not date negativity psychos lol
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>>23645372
>what can we do to keep ourselves on track?".
What can we do? The issue is clear, the problem is feels. Can’t force feels.

> Then, fix it. Romance the shit out of her.
She might find that desperate. Which is what the whole issue seems to be... even though desperate is the wrong word for it.
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>>23645331
Almost no one looks good with that, I rather have a bf with full beard
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>>23645386
She needs to be on board as well. That's how you get out of slumps. You communicate about it, tell each other "oh shit", fix the issues and then put extra effort until it passes.
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>>23645377
Chlorine does have a scent. I can detect it and too much of it even causes a reaction in me, it might be described as “odourless” to the layman but trust me that stuff is noxious
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>>23645375
Yeah, I see what you're coming from haha; guess I more meant, no one's to blame or be accused, more just discuss how you both feel about the situation, if you'd like to rekindle things again, possible things you could try etc. I've heard people recommend relationship counsellors here too before, that might be a bit extreme, but they've probably dealt with the similar issues many times. I've heard about dead bedroom type situations being fixed back to normal again so hope you can!

>Oh sweet pea.....
Lol. Yeah my romantic experience is still limited to getting ice cream with a woman, didn't kiss properly yet ;_;
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>>23645395
pee pee
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>>23645383
Keep being positive, makes me happy to know there are more of us
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Why do lesbians exist?
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>>23645406
Why do you exist?
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>>23645406
Because you have failed as a man.
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>>23645389
I’m not sure if attraction is something you can “work through together”, is it?
It’s not fair since I would still find her hot if she was a hamplanet and yet I’m seen in a varying light depending on how desperate to coom I am.
I’m sure she would go along and fake it for the kids if we were to work on it as a team. I don’t want that. I want her to be horny again.
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>>23645248
>waaa I'm a good person give me attention
Fuck off.
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>>23645407
Found the lesbian.
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>>23645248
Honestly, I've seen your kind around.
I saw a guy stack up baskets at a mall differently so they'd be easier to reach for others and he didn't even work there, just disappeared into the night like an unknown hero.
Call me a female simp or whatever, but I was head over heels for that guy, just for this.
Try not to be so self-conscious and own it if you can. I'd be very sad to not see this more normalised.
Just remember that there're people like me out there who'd simp for you.
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>>23645357
you should first work on your problems
sit down together, talk things over. at some point both of you have stopped working on your marriage and let unsaid things pile up but those things don't go away if you ignore them.
both of you need to start clearly communicating your thoughts and feelings about one another to one another. both of you need to have a clear understanding of your expectations of one another and of your marriage

you do you think happened, anon? how did you get to this stage? how did you both contribute to your marriage becoming what's become now? what do you fight about? do you talk things over after you fight? maybe you'd like to make an agreement that whenever any of you gets annoyed / angry at the other, they should tell them straight away, instead of bottling things up and being angry at them without them knowing
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>>23645414
I'm a straight man, but okay.
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>>23645377
Lol that would be gross, I think the smell tho is due to untreated chloramines built up in the water, some of which are formed from the reaction between hypochlorous acid (used as disinfectant) reacting with ammonia. So I guess the smell is catalysed by waste products like piss and sweating but the smell is a byproduct of the disinfectant and chlorine ionisation. Is funny tho when people blame too much chlorine for burning their eyes etc., surely it'd be the reverse...
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>>23645219
So, at least stereotypically anyway, females who are friends with each other will generally confide in each other a lot more and share emotions a lot more than males who are friends with each other. This is all fine, in isolation- but when a male and a female are friends, if they don't use the male paradigm... the whole confiding in/sharing emotions/all that jazz is a major component of what makes people fall in love. Not the only component, but a major component. So it's not uncommon to develop "emotional infidelity", which sometimes does lead into full infidelity but sometimes just undermines the relationship. So it's something to be watchful of.

In my case, my ex was perfectly honest with me about her friendship with this guy... but there were a lot of red flags. She would tell him things she wouldn't tell other people, she really didn't want me to disapprove of her friendship with him, did things with him that she wouldn't even do with me, etc. In hindsight, she was attracted to him and doing absolutely nothing to try to cut that off. And I, not knowing about this, didn't feel like I could say anything because one of the big no-nos that I was always taught is that you're not supposed to interfere with your partner's friendships, and there _strictly speaking_ wasn't anything I couldn't put past friendship- just a heck of a lot of mental red flags that I couldn't articulate why I was concerned.

In the end, I'm pretty sure he was the one to convince her to break up with me.

In your case, though, these seem like fairly normal interactions so far, so you're probably safe.

>>23645271
Not her, but cooking is a basic life skill.
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>>23645398
>more just discuss how you both feel about the situation, if you'd like to rekindle things again, possible things you could try etc.
This seems like it would dry up her cooch almost instantaneously.
Same thing with a counsellor.
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>>23645416
*what do you think happened
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>>23645412
Why do you think this is about attraction per se?
I think my husband is the most attractive guy on earth. I lost my sex drive because I was stressed about work, because I felt unattractive after childbirth, because my husband wasn't paying enough attention to me and I felt unloved.

Female sex drive and male sex drive are different. This is why I'm telling you to try to understand why she's not as into it anymore, and if there are things you can do to fix it.
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>>23645335
She's sexually harrassing you.
If you don't like it, tell her off and if she doesn't stop, file a complaint.
If you like it and are into her, ask her out, she's probably into you.
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Why would someone fight with you and then immediately apologise after?
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>>23645377
Chlorine have a scent
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Should I date a fashion model? I'm a straight male btw
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>>23645441
Sure why not
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>>23645427
Yeah, that's one issue... idk what else to suggest other than trying to win and seduce her again, gl
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>>23645406
To make my peepers hard
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>>23645429
>because my husband wasn't paying enough attention to me and I felt unloved.
Does coming on to you qualify, or is that a no?
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>>23645446
It's a dumb job.
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>>23645455
I'm a fan, but I also want cuddles, flowers, being taken out on dates and silly dancing in the kitchen.
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>>23645457
What do you do wagecuck?
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>>23645441
Sure, why not? Models are just people, it's just a job at the end of the day; you can't really generalise as people get into the industry via all kinds of avenues and motivations (an interest in fashion, the allure of "easy" money, etc.)

Do you know what kind of work she does, e.g. catalog or commercial stuff? I suppose there are things to consider; does she have to travel, or work irregular hours/weekends? Don't just date them for their looks or to have arm candy (they're probably tired to death of people simping purely over their looks).

The only potential issue with *some* model types is they can be a little overly self-conscious or vain (or conversely have self image issues), high maintenance, and not have as fun a personality because, well, they didn't necessarily need to develop one. But of course, these are sweeping generalisations, depends on the individual. Go get the gyal
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>>23645457
Nta, but even though it's a dumb job, they can make good money and have enough spare time to do not dumb shit
For example: destiny is a fucking twitch streamer but i don't think even people who disagree with him would in good conscience describe him as dumb
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women, thoughts on destiny, a dumb twitch streamer?
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>>23645470
Kek, nah this was my first reply >>23645294 the doing nice things part is dope. The doing things out of an unshakeable compulsion however is the potentially worrisome part
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>>23645460
>I'm a fan*

*When in the mood!

> I also want cuddles, flowers, being taken out on dates and silly dancing in the kitchen.

I think that’s the plan, keep doing this while pretending like my dick is in another dimension. Ffs it’s like trying to get a bird to land on your hand.
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Women, what to do when my dick is too bomb and you end up losing control of your limbs from cumming too hard? I want you to ride me like your ass is on fire.
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Do you secretly enjoy being objectified?
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>>23645438
If you're letting emotions like rage decide your actions, it's easy to say things you don't really mean or never meant to say.
Then you feel guilty and worried you hurt the other person or that they think less of you, and you apologise to reconcile.
If I get in a fight, I make sure to apologise for anything I was wrong about because arguments shouldn't be about winning or losing but coming to the best conclusion for all parties.
If you're dealing with someone who picks fights with you all the time, especially one sided ones, and later apologises but without actually improving themselves, they probably have some issues.
If it's someone picking a fight with you but immediately apologising before you can say much, they're probably angry with you but afraid of you being angry at them or perhaps just insecure in one way or another.
At least that's my guess, without knowing the specific situation.
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>>23645071
My ex-gf pees in the shower, dunno about pools though
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Is it appropriate to ask your bf for money? How do I ask him for money? I need to buy something so bad
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>>23645309
Yeah some people are just way more sexual than others. Doesn’t mean you’re wrong or broken.

I’m a 25m and I’m pretty much the same way. I’m only really sexual if I’m close to somebody. Otherwise I’m kinda quiet about it. Just who I am.
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>>23645486
Nice. Hope you got her to pee on you.
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>>23645469
There's a strong correlation between physical attractiveness and intelligence (arguably not "fair" but that's life); most models aren't idiots, they just somewhat sell their souls to the corporate machine for more general freedom as you say.
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>>23645476
Basically never mention cooming and wait for her to get in the mood.
Bringing it up is the problem?
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>>23645487
No, not appropriate. I've asked my boyfriend to contribute financially to plane tickets to go see him, but that's it.
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>>23645478
That's the price of being good in bed. Nothing is free faggot.
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>>23645457
It's not exactly as mentally stimulating or vital as an open heart surgeon, but I don't think it's as mindless or easy as you think either. Still, be honest, if you were offered a sweet contact deal so could quit your job to e.g. work half the hours for double the pay, you wouldn't even consider it?
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>>23645487
Yeah it is
>desire to provide more intensifies
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>>23645494
Im so poor but I want this one anime merch and its for like 90 bucks...... fbdhsg
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>>23645487
I think it depends on the importance of the item, if he can afford it and is happy to buy stuff for you, etc. But generally, it's not really a great precedent. I guess you also have to think how you'll feel afterwards
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>>23645487
no
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Had sex with a friend. He's cool and we agreed months ago we wouldn't have anything more than friendship. And since then we haven't really been hanging out, only texting. We work together (we rarely see each other there) and that was a deal breaker to him. Since a death in my family, I reached out to him and asked for a friend. Someone to pass the time with so I don't go down a darkhole. Well now I had sex with him last night after we were hanging all day. Beforehand we agreed we wouldn't make the sex become a issue later on down the road. I reassured him I wouldn't be some type of way. And I'm not! But geez kinda sucks you find someone and have so so much in common yet it goes no further. I got my rocks off, that's nice.
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>>23645488
Thanks dude, yeah seems to vary quite dramatically across a spectrum heh, though also how it comes out (no pun intended) in different people I guess. Like I've had friends that'll simp and joke about sexual fantasies about people they barely know and I can't relate to that. Different strokes ;P for different folks...
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>>23645489
Dude that's gross. When I took showers with her she would pee and be like "haha anon I'm peeing in the shower and you can't do anything about it !" and then laugh like an idiot
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I have an idea for how I would commit suicide and I thought about it all day yesterday. I'm so sick of this world and my suicide plan gives me comfort. It would make my parents sad, and that's what's stopping me from considering it more strongly, but I'm so miserable. And the tiny things I can look forward to are losing their luster. I don't care as much anymore. My life gets worse every single day. What's keeping you people going? I don't understand.
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>>23645511
Cool blogpost, what was the point of this story? Play stupid games, win stupid prizes?

(Nah but jokes aside, I hope the intimacy was nice and you feel a little better)
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>>23645520
Alan Wake 2
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>>23645527
I don't care about video games that much anymore. These days I'm still angry even when I'm playing them.
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>>23645520
Girls being cute
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>>23645520
>whats keeping you alive?
Because suicide is for pussies. Id rather stay alive and ride the tide however it gets and become stronger as a human being than die like a coward.
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>>23645467
>Do you know what kind of work she does, e.g. catalog or commercial stuff?
I don't know. Different stuff? She had a gig with an artsy photographer recently, and I don't think the photos were displayed anywhere. She also works for magazines.
>>23645463
I'm a student
>>23645490
She's definitely not stupid. She's cool, smart and funny, but my issue is with the vanity and the fact she has to maintain a strong social media presence constantly(I don't like social media).
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>>23645537
Sucks for you, meanwhile I've rediscovered them and rejuvenated my passion for 'em.
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>>23645538
It’s why we’re here.
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>>23645538
I haven't spoken to a girl in a year.

>>23645539
I just see very little hope that things will get better.
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>>23645520
Anon ): *hugs* this hits a little too close to home to be honest (though thankfully not suicidal at the moment, but I've been there). Have you got people you can talk to about things, even just online friends? Are you taking care of yourself? Is there anything in particular bothering you or you feel shitty about? Finally have you been able to see a professional for any help?

I try to hold onto whatever I can to keep me going, even if it seem stupid or insignificant. I try to step back, take a breather and frame things in the most positive, optimistic way possible (I know that's not always doable when you're really low though), and hold onto hope that I may feel better in the future, unexpected cool things could happen, I may be able to help more people even incidentally, etc. And then in the moment, just little things like a nice walk, or good coffee, or kino anime movie, I try to always have something to look forward to.

Thanks for posting here anon, hope you have an okay (hopefully even nice!) day x
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Why are men so scared of confrontation?
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>>23645490
>hey just somewhat sell their souls to the corporate machine
so how are they different from most other people who work 9 to 5 jobs? or do you also not approve of those jobs?
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How do I know if I'm gay?
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>>23645491
>>23645491
>>23645491

Married anons w/ kids can you confirm?

>>23645416
Everything is fine except I need to coom —er, I mean love life in need of rekindling.
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>>23645471
I don’t use twitch, sounds like you got some issues though.
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>>23645556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wMa_t5cBgY
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>>23645520
Goals. But like, short term. I am saving up for a cool new piece of equipment right now. Take me a year at most. That's what I am living for. That's why I go to work. Once I've got that, I'll have to find some other reason to live, or my quality of life will sink.
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>>23645565
Yeah buddy keep 'em comin
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>>23645562
Why are you scared of heights, no I’m scared of falling. This is you
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Girls: if you had to pick one, would you rather be really good at cowgirl and bad at oral, or the other way around?
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>>23645555
>Have you got people you can talk to about things, even just online friends?
No. The few people in my life don't want to hear it.
>Are you taking care of yourself?
No
>Is there anything in particular bothering you or you feel shitty about?
Yes. I was born a slave and I'll die a slave. I have no control over my own life. My freedom can be stolen from me at whim and everyone around me will celebrate.
>Finally have you been able to see a professional for any help?
No. They couldn't change the actual problem. Just convince me not to care as much. I'm really just having an awful time. I used to be kind of up and down, but it's been more down lately. Thanks for being nice though. I just didn't know it was possible to be this angry and this sad for this long.
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>>23645556
What kind of confrontation are you talking about?
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Men. why are you the way you are ?
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>>23645551
I haven't spoken to a girl in 10 years. What's your point? They're still cute.
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>>23645573
Like if they have a problem or issue they either don't confront or leave it alone?
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>>23645576
Testosterone
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>>23645543
>magazines
>artsy photographer
Ah right, cool, so presumably she doesn't have to travel much and the schedule isn't too hectic. Is she also a student, or doing it full-time? Does she come across as vain to you, or is that just more how you feel about the modelling work? The social media presence thing sucks, but try to think of it as just business as a means to an end. Does she freelance, or have an agent? (Maybe she won't need to rely on the self-promo so much once she becomes more "established" with more regular contacts)

It doesn't seem to me like there are any significant downsides; if you like each other, and you think she could make enough time for you, and dating could be fun, why not give it a shot? (Going into spring she might have a temporary spike in work)
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>>23645570
Really good at cowgirl. I get the best orgasms from cowgirl, if he's super into it then he'll let me do it all the time.

I like sucking dick but heh, it's more for him than for me.
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>>23645576
BECAUSE OF THE PROVERBIAL D
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>>23645567
As you request
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5NeyI4-fdI
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Men

Do you get insecure over a breakup or a girl ghosting you, but then you internalize it then try to feel superior when you try to hurt her?
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>>23645576
Because I desperately want sex to be something special. I can't cope with the fact that it's something people just do together like play sports or games, and that a relationship is nothing more special than say a mutual acquaintance you might get at work.
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>>23645586
Another please
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>>23645590
no
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>>23645576
I probably have some sort of personality disorder.
I fear I'm completely incapable of connecting with other people at all.
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>>23645559
You could argue that, I think pretty much any job in this day and age requires selling your soul somewhat. Modelling is just more marketing-focused and arguably objectifying, you're effectively being a poster boy/girl for products. Not that there's anything objectively wrong with it, and if you enjoy it and make a comfortable living, good for you.
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>>23645590
>when you try to hurt her?
All the media says is “hurt girls, mass shooting, racism, kkk”
I just wanna coom for God’s sake
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>>23645594
Little more upbeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdpMpfp-J_I
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What kind of girls play videogames?
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>>23645570
Where and how would I be in a situation where I need to make that choice ?
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>>23645592
It's not like that. There are other people who have to cope with the same thing. I personally thought I would marry and not have more than 3 relationships in my lifetime, but people are awful.
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>>23645576
Idk combination of genetics, upbringing, environmental factors and spending too much time on sites like this

>>23645590
>or a girl ghosting you
I've gotten insecure/upset over this and overworried about what I possibly did wrong or any shortcomings, but pretty quickly get over it. I've never tried to contact someone again after being properly ghosted. I think no hard feelings, they had their reasons.
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>>23645556
Are you talking about specific men? I didn't think there was much gender disparity regarding this.
I'm a woman who is very scared of confrontation and will indulge in escapist fantasy to get away from it all. I do have avpd tho...
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>>23645605
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xFc86tzFG4
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Shut up I hate you
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How should I act around my boyfriend's friends?
Recently there have been a lot of cases in which I'm left alone with one of them for like 5-10 minutes and it's pretty awkward because I'm scared to be "too" friendly to get to know them. I don't want them to become my friends necessarily, but it'd be nice to avoid the awkwardness while still being respectful to myself and my bf. I'm not particularly conservative, but it never feels 'innocent' when I try to be friendly to and get to know another guy while in a relationship, even if it's my bf's friend.
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>>23645574
Okay so you reply to posts like a retarded toddler, got it.
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>>23645606
Depends on the game I guess; maybe geeky girls, competitive girls, social girls (if it's a social game), trend follower girls, tomboy girls, girls with bfs who introduce them to some game, you get the idea...

My friend is a hardcore gamer, she's autistic tho.
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>>23645615
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aPjEuDPTlI
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>>23645606
All kinds
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>>23645623
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>>23645579
Like with themselves? Maybe they don't think it is an issue. Like if you want your boyfriend to change, that's not really his issue, it's yours. Maybe they are just damaged, like with addiction. Maybe he feels helpless. My sister is convinced she is powerless to do anything, and I don't see why a man couldn't feel that way too. Maybe he is a lazy, stubborn brat. My sister is that way too.

Maybe they have a problem with another person or a set of circumstances, but they have run a risk-reward calculus in their head and decided that they are better off just keeping things as they are, because they still benefit in one way or another, and any action they take is just likely to make things worse. There's lots of reasons. You have to be more specific unless you are just trying to vent.
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Is it really creepy if as a guy, I like super short girls? Like 4'7-4'10? I know that's borderline midget territory but damn, I've had my best sexual experiences with short girls. I told a female coworker about my preferences and she said I shouldn't look for these types of girls because I would like a pedo. Is that true? I'm also not tall, just 5'8.
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>>23645560
If you're a man who likes men, wants to date and be in relationships with them, you're at the very least homoromantic.
If you want to have sex with them, homosexual.
Imagine yourself doing either and if necessary, try things out for yourself.
If you're asking this question, it's not unlikely that you're gay. Don't pressure yourself too much and just take some time to figure things out. It's fine to change labels over the years, you don't have to stick to one thing if you don't want to.
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>>23645639
No.
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>>23645639
Yes
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>>23645639
>she said I shouldn't look for these types of girls because I would like a pedo
So she believes short women should just die alone, or what?
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>>23645639
If you don't seek out and date underage girls, then you're not a pedo.
Nothing wrong with liking very short girls if they're in your age range.
Your coworker is just being weird.
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Are people in mental institutions forced to wear masks now?
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>>23645626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4nCy5CITc8
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>>23645639
If you just like short girls, no.
If you like short girls with very youthful faces and super slim and flat chested, a little creepy.
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>>23645624
What about girls that play Skyrim, Nioh or Dark Souls?
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>>23645556
Lol, as other anon said I don't think it's a gendered thing.

Personally I've always hated confrontation, at least when it's more heated and argumentative as opposed to a calmer discussion; it makes me anxious and doesn't feel constructive. Sometimes you do have to approach things head on, or be a little stern/firm, but that's different to running into conflict.

I'm a quiet, passive faggy guy so find myself trying to diffuse a situation and encourage both people to hear each other out civilly and come to a resolution (as much as possible anyway). My parents fought constantly until they split, and my mom's very argumentative (so continued the trend with many bfs), so I guess I've always wanted to distance myself from that and take a more peaceful approach.

It actually still upsets me when people argue in these threads even lol, but this is 4chan (or should I say, the Internet). Rambled there but hopefully a full answer (where the INFJ/Ps at?)
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>>23644824
>Some girl who used to be my classmate back in college keep asking me for advice regarding career and whatever her hobbies
>Keep in contact with me in different platform cause I stopped using fb
>Tried to imply what her birthday is with zodiac signs and shit and I have to guess 2 dates.
>Keep sending hearts in messages
Does she like me, I really cant tell bros
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>>23645627
This.
If the girl you're into doesn't play any video games, you can always introduce her to them. If you look past the triple a shooters, there is endless variety and I've even played video games at a museum because they were recognised as art. Just ask her what kinds she's interested in and try a few games.
There's something for everyone.
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>>23645667
Don't listen to that anon, there's nothing wrong with being a female gamer. Games are for everyone.
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>>23645631
Those are all understandable issues to have, but if any of your examples were applicable, what would be suggested as a course of action if not confrontation? What should be the goal other than to try to firstly be aware of the issue? Wouldn't being aware of the issue initiate changed behavior?
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>>23645579
nta but ah right, again I don't think the avoidance of confrontation is gendered, but perhaps guys tend to be more stubborn or overconfident, or worried about pissing off their gfs or whatever?
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>>23645599
> I think pretty much any job in this day and age requires selling your soul somewhat.
unfortunately, yes. even jobs that allow more creative freedom like, i'm sorry, youtube, require daily posting, just like any other full time job, that's why many content creators end up feeling burnt out and uninspired.. that , in addition of course, to censorship

even if you run a small business, nowadays, you have to get on amazon to compete with other businesses ...

so yes, i think, most jobs, especially if you want to make money, necessitate that you kind of sell your soul. i think people who get paid well enough to do what they love is a small lucky group. the rest of us have to find other things to fall in love and give us purpose outside of work
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Women,
Is it fun to play with a guy's balls?
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>>23645675
Does/did she initiate a lot? From what you describe I think there's a decent chance she'd say yes if you asked her out
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>>23645687
*to fall in love with
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Why don't girls wear jewelry?
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>>23645560
Do you like dudes? Do they get you excited? You are gay.

Are you just not having any luck with women? No gf? Do you find thots revolting? You stay out of the relationship game because you hate games, but you crave a relationship? You are leaning towards prison gay, or "I've got no other choice" gay. The thing is though, that if you don't actually do anything at this point, you aren't gay. You are just lonely and desperate until you do something with a guy. Then you are gay.

So are you gay, Anon? Do you like cocks and dude butts? Or are you just looking everywhere for something you don't have?

Just swap genitals if you have a vagina. I shouldn't need to state that, since it should be obvious, but there ya go.
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>>23645703
I wear earrings and a necklace my grandmother gifted me. I used to not wear anything because I was lazy but it makes me feel more put together.
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>>23645687
Yeah, I completely agree; monetizing things and making it sustainable and practical business-wise, always poses some conflicts with creative liberties and individual preferences etc. Sometimes turning your passions into a career isn't the best choice for wellbeing. There's a % of people who are fortunate to have the two coincide and have a true "passion career" but I think they're a small minority, yeah. For the rest of us, one might like their job but at the end of the day they're doing it to pay the bills. The same applies to modelling; on the outside it looks glamorous but one doesn't see the tedium, the slog, dealing with client bullshit and all the rest of it. Upsides and downsides to everything though
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anon from yesterday who's gf was doing ERP with strangers. it was an ad type thing on a forum, apparently no-one responded. talked it out, asked my friends, gonna give her another chance.
had a couple weak reasons, but it also sounds like the reasons i did a bunch of stupid shit when i was younger so
i'll see. maybe i'm being too trusting, only 1 way to find out
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What happened to casual dresses? I can't remember the last time I saw a girl in a dress except for formal events and career fairs.
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>>23645703
I know girls who do, but I don't because I have really long hair that get's stuck in everything, whether it's a necklace or bracelet. Maybe I'm just clumsy tho.
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>>23645560
You are geh.
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>>23645618
Don't worry too much about it being awkward though, it is pretty common. Perhaps you could actually think about it as they being your friends too. I mean, they are you bff's friends so they have things in common, and he as he's your bf, you too have things in common. So by transitive property, you have things in common with your bf's friends, so you could become friends with them.
I try to think about my relationship with my friends' girlfriends. Usually we have things to talk about since we do share common interests. Maybe it's uni, or anime, or shows and movies, or videogames, but there's always something to talk about. Since I'm one of the only singles in the group, sometimes they talk to me about their friends to see if I'm interested in meeting them, although all through a casual and friendly banter.
Don't stress too much about it, though. It's okay to feel awkward in your position.
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>friend grows keen on me feeling depressed
>keeps pushing me to talk to her about it, wants me to go see someone
>after about a month of her not accepting "I don't want to talk about it" finally talk to her about it
>she hasn't spoken to me for a week
Should I have kept lying/pushing? I don't get it. I made it clear that I didn't want to discuss it yet she kept pushing, now she's ignoring me.
I'm not sure what I did wrong here.
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>>23645724
Whereabouts do you live m8? I think it's largely cultural
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Will my life be easier than an unattractive person if I'm attractive?
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>>23645611
As a guy this hits a bit close to home (a psych suggested I might have avpd)... out of curiosity if you don't mind me asking, how does it affect your social life, things like friendships and relationships?
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>>23645742
Yes, how is this even a question?
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>>23644920
What's your workout regime mate?
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>>23645742
Depends what you want to do, as it's irrelevant to a lot of things.

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: probably yes, but it comes with its own challenges and hassles, so the grass is greener.
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>>23645703
You ain't hanging out with the right girls cuz
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>>23645724
Dresses are more of a commitment than pants, and you inherently look more dressed up. Also guys hit on you 10x.
Not everyone wants to go for that on a daily basis.
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>>23645742
There are some benefits to being attractive, not gonna lie. People are generally more open to you if you're attractive. I mean, look at aerial killers and cult leaders. They manage to do what they do because they are generally good looking and charismatic.
One thing I've seen is this vid of a dude testing how people react to a unibrow (a trait that can be generally regarded as unattractive). What he did was ask for directions to a place, sometimes with a unibrow and sometimes without. I can't really remember the numbers, but with a unibrow people said on average like 4 words in response; while without one, they said something like over 20. Really puts some things in perspective.
It's pretty awful how we judge based on appearance. But it is definitely something we as people can work on.
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Females, how much do you prefer for guys to tower over you?
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>>23645753
>guys hit on you 10x
nta but really? I never thought about this, I guess that makes sense but woah
(Good thing I prefer girls in boyish clothes, not that I'd have the confidence to hit on them anyway...)
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>>23645758
It doesn't matter much to be honest. I dated/crushed on guys who were short, average or tall.
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>>23645758
Don’t care
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Actual question for both Genders™

What do you do when you have a friend that does or says stuff that's just morally wrong (to you, highly offensive)? Let's say that thing could be cheating, racism, or whatever. Do you stop being their friend?
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>>23645748
100 Push-ups
100 Sit-ups
100 Squats
10 Km run.
EVERY SINGLE DAY
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Boys, how much do you prefer for girls to tower over you?
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>>23645764
If it's funny it's fine. But everybody has flaws, and if they're cool overall then I can deal with the stuff I don't like.
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>>23645759
Yeah, at least in my experience. If I wear any clothes that show legs or cleavage and I'm not accompanied by a man I'll spend the rest of the day being hit on.

I honestly just wear dresses if there's my boyfriend around or if I'm at the hospital because I work with dying people and that tends to deter people who try to stick their dick in me.
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>>23644880
On places like r*ddit I've seen posts about infidelity where the guy had no idea until he caught the wife fucking in their bed. Happy marriage, kids, active love life, the whole tamale.
It's honestly not worth thinking about. If it happens, it happens.
Look for red flags and THEN be concerned.
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>>23645773
it is exceedingly rare for that to ever happen but it is very hot when it does
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>>23645764
I've actually been thinking about this. Not that I've seen any of my friends for the last year, but I've been thinking that if they're willing to throw away my freedom, if they think I should be imprisoned if I don't live under the totalitarian restrictions they want me to live under, then I guess they're not my friends. Yeah, I think I'm ready to cut authoritarians out of my life.
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>>23645767
I unironically did this for a couple of months during 'tine (munis the 10km run as I couldn't go out, replaced it with some cardio exercises). I would even push myself, farthest I could do was 170 in all three. Also would vary the style of the workouts, like wide arm pushups or jumping squats or leg raises instead of abs.
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>>23645773
Don't like tall girls, especially those taller than me, one bit. If she's not at least a head below me, it's not good.
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>>23645724
I wear casual dresses when it's not hot enough to wear them with tights that cover my leg hair. They're definitely closer to summerwear though which I put in my cellar during the colder months where I just layer t-shirts to stay warm. Then when the warmer months strike, I'm sometimes too lazy to dig out my exclusive summerwear because t-shirts are fine and by the time it gets too hot, it'll be too hot to wear even tighs.
Dresses just aren't as practical for every wheather the way pants and t-shirts are. That's probably how they end up at the very back of the wardrobe until you remember to wear them for a formal event.
I do see a lot of girls in dresses when it's summer though...
Mostly younger girls.
Depending on where women work, they are sometimes just expected to present more neutral and that means muted colours and pants.
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>>23645764
M
Good question, that's a tough one. I like to think people can have their own views and as long as they aren't hurting anyone, eh. I have a friend with some... controversial views (think /pol/) but it's not really relevant when we hang out, he's not autistic enough to mention it in groups with other friends, he's still a nice guy so it's cool. *doing* awful things is another story, I don't think I could stay friends with someone who cheated on their partner, or were racist towards other people etc., I don't really want to associate with people like that irl
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>>23645764
I don't care about offensive jokes. I care about when people do things that hurt others.

I have told a friend I was going to stop talking to her if she didn't come clean to her boyfriend about cheating on him because I found the behavior appalling.
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>>23645784
>>23645789
The duality of man

Thanks for answering, that's interesting. How tall are you guys? How dom/sub would you say you lean?
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>>23645764
I would stop being their friend if they have views or opinions that goes against my morals.
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>>23645716
this was a pleasant exchange, anon. thank you <3
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>>23645796
>the duality of man
It's a Jungian thing, sir!

>How tall are you guys? How dom/sub would you say you lean?
6'4, dom.
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>>23645732
You did nothing wrong. Sounds like she got more than she bargained for. Maybe she feels bad about pressuring you so much or is somehow worried you expect her to help you with things she can't help you with. Could be anything.
Either way, not your fault, she got what she asked for.
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>>23645684
Well, if you want him to change something, you gotta ask him to make it his problem. If he doesn't want to, then it is your problem, not his. Don't make it his problem, because now you two have a dynamic of creating problems for each other, and that sucks for both of you.

Addicts are broken. Period. They will always be broken, even the recovered ones who have been sober forever and have a good life, God bless 'em.

Honestly, I don't want to speak to the mental issues. I don't know you or they guy, and I don't want to be responsible for anything that might hurt either of you. I know what I would do with my sister, but that is all beyond my power anyway, so I need not worry about whether or not it would actually work or just fuck things up. In a word though, assistance. Not like cooperative let me help you with that assistance, but tough love assistance.

If it's an external problem, leave it. If he's done the math and 2+2=4 then you aren't gonna convince him the answer should be 3. He's got his conclusion, and if you badger him until he changes it and it turns out 3 is not the right answer, he will hate you for it, rightfully, forever.

Keep in mind that you may have to make sacrafices, and sometimes, you can't fix it.
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>>23645732
>I'm not sure what I did wrong here.
You told the truth when that wasn't what she was after.
Sounds like you need better friends.
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>>23645796
I'm 6'2 and I've only ever met one woman taller than me, and it was the most exciting thing ever. I'm usually a dom, but that time I became a switch.
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>>23645801
No problem, was nice talking! (To clarify I don't disapprove of modelling or any of those jobs, was just talking about pros/cons I guess)
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women:
what blowjob position makes you feel the most feminine/submissive
can I do something to make her feel more submissive when blowing me? she's not into gagging and shit like that
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>>23645810
That does sound fun, where did you meet? I think if I met a girl 6'3 or up I'd have to get her autograph or something. I'm 5'6 so might need a stepladder
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>>23645807
>Addicts are broken. Period. They will always be broken, even the recovered ones who have been sober forever and have a good life, God bless 'em.
nta but shit...
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Do girls like strong independent boys?
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>>23645767
Wow, that's amazing, you must be really fit
I did 10 pushups today is that good
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>>23645576
society
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>>23645748
3 day PPL to maintain/when cutting and PPLPP when bulking. Just make sure to include all basic compounds then add in isolations for whichever muscles you want to focus, which ones you do don't really matter just do what feels the best to you.
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>>23645828
Yup
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Do boys like strong independent girls?
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>>23645576
I have a dick that is supposed to be very large yet it looks small from my perspective. It fucking pisses me off and I don't trust anyone.
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>>23645842
Yes
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>>23644920
You're too black.
>>23645331
never
>>23645439
No it doesn't, I've shocked a pool before.
That "smell" is the chemical reaction to piss/shit.
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Let me be clear that this is genuinely about multiple friends I have.
>>23645785
Would you agree with >>23645792? I have a friend I dearly like, but I never knew how to react to those kinds of jokes. In my mind, the mindset is troubling in the first place even if jokes. I don't know. All the responses are interesting.
>>23645793
Wouldn't offensive jokes be hurtful? >>23645798
It seems like I find nearly each person does or excuses one of, but not limited to, those behaviors.
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>>23645843
>t. the average ATOGA male
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>>23645843
lose weight fatty
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>>23645842
Depends on what you mean. I like a girl who is strong in her convictions. But I would never date a career woman. She wouldn't be able to raise our children.
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>>23645833
Thanks!
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>>23645848
>Wouldn't offensive jokes be hurtful?
To who? I don't find them hurtful, if they hurt other people with their jokes then they should apologise.
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>>23645852
I'm not overweight dumbass. A man's own perspective makes the penis look as small as it can look.
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>>23645853
It's a general question so both is good, thanks for answering. Yeah that makes total sense. (Conversely I'd love a careerwoman because I don't want kids, else as you say it could be impractical...)
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>>23645846
He's still spiritually purer than you, mystery meat woman.
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>>23645860
nope, i'm not even that deep into the huge-range and i think i look massive from my perspective
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>>23645576
Because this word sucks ass, and no matter how hard I look I can't see any good in it.
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>>23645846
>You're too black
Nta but what's your ideal tan level? Pale?

>I've shocked a pool before
You ever shocked a dude or what
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>>23645871
Read what I wrote and think about your reply again retard.
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>>23645764
We have some pretty dark humor, so usually it's fine. However if it goes a bit too far we recognize that it is rather fucked up. But at least we'll all go to hell together.
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>>23645877
yes, retard, i read your reply. either you're actually small or you're fat and it makes you look small. i am large and i do not have the problem of looking small from my perspective.
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>>23645888
You dumb fuck. I said one's own perspective makes the penis look as small as it can look, as in, any other perspective will make it look bigger than your own perspective. I'm not overweight and my penis is large as fuck.
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>>23645873
Nigga she is a literal landwhale. If you are going to be thirsty choose a better tripfag.
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>>23645894
yes, i'm fucking aware that is what you said. and i'm saying that i do not have your issue of looking small, even from my own perspective. so lose weight.
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>>23645904
If I lose any more weight I would be a fucking skeleton. Ever consider the possibility that different people interpret sensory stimuli differently? Ever heard of body dysmorphia?
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Why do people care so much about dick size?
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>>23645910
they really don't lol
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>>23645910
Because I like being worshipped
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>>23644832
M. She walks like a t-rex with her arms in front of her facing down.
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>>23645910
Because bigger = better despite the intense and constant female gaslighting
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Ever wrote a dozen or so essays on a friend whose absence created such a void that you're still trying to get past it years later, only to go back to square 1 and are perpetually trapped in such a loop? Does time heal this or does it not? I'm sick of this shit, whenever I think I'm doing well and that I'm finally over it, the thoughts come back swinging and completely disrupt my mojo for a few weeks.
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>>23645923
You wouldn't know
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>>23645927
I would. I have a vagina.
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Both genders: What is your ideal length/girth?
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>>23645935
9"x7"
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>>23645811
Yeah, I think I misinterpreted "dumb job" as you shitting on it, but I gone through the other comments and I understood that you meant the posting selfies, caring about followers, likes... aspect of it. but i guess you do those things / care about followers, likes... not because you're self-centered but because you're more likely to get booked if you have good numbers
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>>23645935
Whatever is attached to a guy I'm into, to be honest.
I've had fun with 4" and 7".
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>>23645610
Side note, I also blame my faggotry on growing up with a single mom, three sisters, a couple female babysitters while mom worked, and tomboy friends. They would encourage and indulge my interests like playing with dolls, singing and dancing, flower gardening, makeup and crossdressing (and I was also used as a guinea pig for their own... fashion ideas). I was also a head shorter than all my peers and received lots of headpats. I made my first male friend when I was like a preteen, but by then the damage was done and I had successfully become an animefaggot, destined to shit up these boards someday.
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>>23645873
yes and yes
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>>23645744
I don't mind at all.
When I was at my worst, I technicay still had online friends but I just got really depressed and completely isolated myself from everyone. No one reached out to me anymore and I just couldn't bring myself to reach out to them either. I stopped going to school and only left my home to buy food. When I went to a clinic, I managed to beat my depression but also got diagnosed with avpd.
I'm not even sure how exactly it affects me. It might be the reason why I'm avoiding therapy now, the reason I could never properly talk to my coworkers when I jobbed and the reason I can't take a run outside while the sun is out and my neighbours might see and talk to me. I managed to make friends at university nit too long ago by forcing myself to talk to them and presenting them with a happy persona, but I still feel like a farce, even though I managed to talk to them about my problems by now. They're sometimes really hard to talk to because I feel like I don't really deserve them and I often still get super nervous when texting them, but they're very understanding and actually reach out to me when I've been quiet for too long. I hope I can learn to reach out to them as well one day and take the initiative without feeling like I'm imposing, but for now I probably still need to work on myself and stop avoiding therapy.
As for relationships... I haven't really given up on them, I'm only 24, but I don't really see it happening in the near future.
I'm already glad I no longer want to die, have good friends and actually fun at uni. Maybe I can even get in touch with my old friends too someday.
I once read that unlike other personality disoders, AvPD isn't necessarily for life, that also gives me some hope.
Whether you have it or not, I wish you the best of luck with things, anon!
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>>23645930
>you're pretty fit,
That pic was some other guy but thanks babes x
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>>23645941
*you can do those things
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>>23645947
just letting you know, you have a very suckable nipple and I crave it
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>>23645935
Your length+1, your girth+1
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>>23645944
>(and I was also used as a guinea pig for their own... fashion ideas)
I briefly had such an experience with the two neighbor sisters I was friends with when little, but the plus side of things is that I touched their pussies one time in their grandma's cabin when we were under the blankets and watching some shit on tv.
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>>23645966
Can I run this code in a loop to increase mine?
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>>23645858
But if they continue to make those jokes, wouldn't they have to continuously apologize, making the apology watered-down? Apologies are supposed to indicate changed behavior

>>23645921
You're a refridgerator bologna hotdog

>>23645926
Does said friend not want to reconcile with you?
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>>23645969
That's amusing, kids will do kid things. Also woah, chad move there, gg. I played with neighbor's literal pussy cat, that was about it.
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>>23645931
Must be deep.
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>>23645764
I would be friends with Hitler himself if I had a good time when he was around.
As long as the person isn't committing actual crimes and doesn't bring the stuff up constantly/try to provoke an argument, I don't really care what they believe.
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Is it fucked up if a woman in her mid thirties calls a boy in his early teens "sexy" and tries to hug him? Asking for a friend.
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>>23645912
This.
Bodyparts are never as important as the people they're attached to.
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>>23645993
Yes, wtf, did that actually happen to you?
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>>23645985
don't tell me you actually liked that faggy show you pictured
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>>23645979
>Does said friend not want to reconcile with you?
The thing is, our friendship was on borrowed time, and I have no problem with it being over. I have long acknowledged and accepted that it wasn't meant to last forever and that I was lucky enough to have known her for the brief period that I did, but it just fucking hurts and I'm in this weird state of limbo in which I want to let go, but seemingly can't and still cling to whatever memory of her I can. And just to say this, I wasn't in love with her and it wasn't anything like that, I regarded her more as a big sister/mother figure and she did tease me about it.
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>>23645993
Yeah, she sounds creepy, better stay away.
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>>23646000
Maybe might have happened to a friend. Could this explain his fucked up relationship with sex?
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>>23644832
M
>Has a lot of male friends
>Has stayed in relationships for a long time despite knowing they should leave in the past
>Has slept with a nonwhite (if she’s white)
>Self-harm scars
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>>23645941
Ah cool; to clarify, I think the OP called it a dumb job, and I was defending it (but also acknowledging it's not exactly rocket science). And exactly, it's the same with any other business that relies on building a personal "brand" and getting booked; tiring and difficult to fully separate from your personal life, but entirely possible especially if you restrict it to working hours. I don't envy people in the industry in this day and age of "influences" though, seems quite full-on, beforehand you could maintain more privacy.
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>>23645773
The few times I've met women in person who were a foot or more taller than me, it felt absolutely electrifying.
There's nothing else like it.
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>>23645910
Boys like to compare with boys
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>>23645985
Yeah, kids can be weird about such things since they don't understand it yet and are simply exploring such stuff. Like, when I was in the kindergarten, I remember being in the bathroom talking to a girl and she asked if I wanted to put my dick in her. We tried doing it while standing, realized it wasn't like in the pornos both of us have happened to come across by, and called it a day.
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>>23644832
male
>all my exes' fault
>maliciously emotionally unstable and manipulative
>really extremist lefty
>weird groups that might try and kill me; scientologist, etc
>adamantly tries to convert me
>piercings apart from ears, and only maybe nipples if she's presentable in the streets and degenerate in the sheets
>scat fetish
>engages in bestiality
>does weird stuff with/around my family
>behaves differently around other people. my ex would be nice around others and treat me like shit in private
>serial cheater
>fat
>poor hygeine
>drugs or alcohol, cigs i don't mind
might be more
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>>23646006
It was shit lol, though the premise is jokes
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>>23645910
No one will ever love you if you aren't at least 6'/6'
They may say they do, but they're just using you
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>>23645930
gimme the rundown on rules girl fucking her dog
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>>23645993
Eh, depends how lighthearted and casual it was I guess. It's arguably a bit inappropriate, but quite harmless I think. Here (and most of Europe, some places lower) age of consent is 16, not that you were trying to fuk him (or she was trying to fuk you?) but I mean it wouldn't be illegal.

I guess it depends if it was a one-off thing or if flirting happens a lot. Reminds me of my friend's mom who was then dtf when I was last teens but I could not
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>>23645959
That's baby's favorite boobie too. It's ok, anon.
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>>23646032
May I see more? Pretty please?
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>>23646023
Yeah, kids will explore things without the same preconceptions and apprehensions we accumulate overtime I suppose, out of pure, naive curiosity

>she asked if I wanted to put my dick in her. We tried doing it while standing, realized it wasn't like in the pornos both of us have happened to come across by, and called it a day
Okay your childhood sounds a little different to mine but I respect it
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>>23646039
no
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>>23646039
S I M P
jk I want to see her tits too

>>23646014
>foot or more taller
How tall are you? (Either u smol or they were amazon) wholesome though
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>6'3"
>280 lbs
>antisocial
>mental health issues
It's over for me, isn't it?
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>>23646055
It's not over until you're dead retard, lose weight
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>>23646032
Did baby meet their dad btw or are they afk
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is it normal for a couple who have been together for two years to have sex daily? a young couple and both work out. thank you
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>>23646055
It's only over if you think it's over.
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>>23645732
didn't do anything wrong, she's just being weird. maybe avoid or be wary of her in future
>>23645742
little bit
>>23645764
m, depends on how fucked up but yeah. act like a piece of shit, i'm gonna avoid you like a piece of shit.
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>>23646055
>6'3"
Awesome
>280 lbs, antisocial
Fixable
>mental health issues
Manageable

Definitely not over
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>>23646063
afk
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>>23646055
why would 6'3 be bad
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>>23646064
Ye
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>>23645842
strong and independant? yes. a Strong Independant Woman Who Don't Need No Man? no, i don't wanna fuck a girl who's had more dicks in her than hairs on her head.
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>>23646064
I'm not sure it's normal, but why would it be an issue?
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>>23646055
Height alone isn't enough to salvage you. Good luck.
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>>23646074
He's putting things into perspective
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>>23646064
The average is roughly 2-3 a week. I read that somewhere.
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>>23645979
>But if they continue to make those jokes, wouldn't they have to continuously apologize, making the apology watered-down?
I'm not offended by them, if they want to make a darker joke around me I don't mind, don't get hurt and don't expect any apology. If they hurt someone's feelings, they should apologise to them and avoid doing it again.
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>>23646073
aw sorry rulebreaka.. I'm sure you'll be a great mom though to bb
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>>23646013
You're a weird one, anon. Why are you so pre-occupied by the possibility that I might have misconstrued your opinion?
Does it happen to you a lot that people misinterpret what you say and you feel like you have to repeat yourself over and over to get your point across?
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>>23646085
lol
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>>23646055
Only if you don’t intent do fix yourself.
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>>23646089
Uh I was just saying I wasn't the one who called it a dumb job. I can be overapologetic and paranoid about clarifying things I guess
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>>23646053
>How tall are you?
5'5". Maybe "head taller" would be more correct, but point being they towered over me.
It's unfortunate that such women are practically unicorns. I only saw a handful when I was working retail, and I saw tens of thousands of people over the course of a couple years there.
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What is the evolutionary function of squirting? Why does making a woman cum by g spot stimulation cause her to urinate on her partner, thereby repulse him?
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>>23646089
>Does it happen to you a lot that people misinterpret what you say and you feel like you have to repeat yourself over and over to get your point across?
I don't know if it happens "a lot" but it's happened more than I'd like. Maybe I'm not such a great communicator, idk. Naturally it's harder here purely over text and where it's harder to keep track of who is who
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>>23645331
Either is good if it suits the face and look.
I'm more leaning towards goat patch because I know a guy who looks really good with it, but I honestly wouldn't say no to any other type of beard. It really comes down to how you combine it with everything else imo, be it common and classy or more personal and bold.
If you're asking because you're wondering what to do with your beard, I'd say just go with whichever style you prefer and try to wear it with confidence.
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>>23646114
>Why does making a woman cum by g spot stimulation cause her to urinate
It doesn't
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>>23646114
She's marking him as her territory to ward off other women.
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>>23646114
there's no function. honestly there is no evolutionary reason for a woman to orgasm i believe
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>>23645731
okay, thanks anon. Maybe I'm just thinking about this too much too
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>>23646112
Interesting (I'm an inch taller and also worked retail for years, seeing the unicorn person that towers over you; it feels a bit surreal, yeah)
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>>23646011
My original comment got deleted, but wanted to express that adults should never comment on a teenager in a sexual way, basically. Even in a negative light implies that the adult can see where the teenager is potentially sexual if that makes sense
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>>23645910
why do some women fixate on boob size?
if it gets the job done, be happy.
>>23645993
yeah, pretty fucked but >>23646011 he needs to get over it. weird bitches are weird bitches.
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>>23646120
Waterfalls existed for showering purposes
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>>23646112
I'm 5'5'' too and am regarded as short woman where I live, even by other women.
It probably really depends on demographics, but women who are taller than you might be less rare than you think.
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>>23646055
loose some wiat

seriously though cut carbs and start going out. it ain't over, not yet.
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>>23646143
nta but I think he was specifically talking about women who towered over him
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Vaginas are not attractive
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>>23646154
Ok homo
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>>23646154
Speak for yourself, vaginas are cool.
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>>23646154
I agree but they feel better than anything else
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>>23646154
yeah and dicks aren't either. what is ur point?

i think innies are cute

im a bicurious woman
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>>23646064
You might be outliers, but if neither of you is experiencing any problems because of it, it's probably fine.
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>>23646164
my hand >>> any vagina
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Does anyone else suck at CAPTCHA, or am I just a retard?
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>>23646114
there isn't, it's a porn industry trick influenced by hentai and etc, using the association of ejaculating with pleasure.
women produce fluid, but pissing all over your partner as you cum is just a porn thing. unless you're both into that.
>>23646123
positive correlation with sex, more likely to successfully reproduce.
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>>23646143
You're right that women who are taller than me are not uncommon. I do find them attractive, as well.
But the women who are MUCH taller than me, the kind who quicken my pulse so much that my hands actually tremble, are few and far between.
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>>23646154
Idk they're kinda badass
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>>23646154
some look weird but i like em'
>>23646171
hahahahah stop death-gripping your dick and you'll actually be able to feel it
>>23646172
some of them are retarded DW about it
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>>23646179
>hahahahah stop death-gripping your dick and you'll actually be able to feel it
I don't death grip my dick. My dick is beautiful and precious.
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>>23646171
gotta hand it to u
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>>23646172
It's not you that suck, they suck.
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what do girls think about nofap and men doing nofap
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>>23646172
きみ わ ろぼっとーくん です か?
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>>23646173
thats not true. men just need to be attractive to have a higher chance of reproducing.
most women dont even orgasm during sex, especially without clit stimulation
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>>23646188
kimochi warui yare yare
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>>23646191
>men just need to be attractive to have a higher chance of reproducing
Historically, men just needed to be strong enough to hold a woman down in order to reproduce.
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Sometimes women produce a white creamy fluid instead of the normal clear lubrication fluid during sex. Wtf is that and why does it happen?
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>>23646188
私は違います。あなたはロボットですか?冗談だよ。私たちは皆、プレイできないキャラクターです。私たちはピエロの世界に住んでいます。
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>>23646198
that's called lady mayo
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>>23646198
That's the cum of the guy she had sex with before you.
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>>23646191
>>23646197
It helped a lot if the woman actually willingly wanted to have sex with them. Even if a dude is attractive if she feels nothing during sex then why would she want to do it?
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>>23646187
I think, unless cooming has become a proper addiction for someone interfering with their life, it's kinda dumb to hold back from fapping when you naturally get horny. Probably not very healthy either desu.
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>>23646198
It means she's getting ready to get pregnant and wants you to cum harder with her pussy cream.
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Both genders, do you think it's gotten harder or easier (or neither) to get a partner overtime?
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>>23646198
vaginal discharge
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>>23646218
It's gotten harder in general to find a partner because I can't show off my beautiful face anymore.
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>>23646218
the only answer you didn't include, it's both. modern technology has made it easier than ever for humans to connect but has also made humans more pickier and selective. and predatory, in the case of scammers and those who make bots.
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>>23646202
わたし わ ろぼっと じゃない、 でも ばか です。
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>>23646198
I do that without having sex. I don't really know what it is either...
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>>23646228
The "pick every and all feature in a person you're interested in" is definitely terrible.
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>>23646198
Ovulation.
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my back hurts. why does my back hurt?
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How good are you at fighting temptation?
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>>23646243
Because you're not treating it well, sleep on a shitty mattress, have a shitty posture, etc.

>>23646250
Good, but hardly perfect.
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>>23646252
who are you to tell me my posture is shitty? you're not my mom.. FUCK YOU
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>>23646218
F. Much easier. I know who I am and what I want in life now and so do many others around my age. Also dating apps and internet in general. Everything is social.
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>>23646250
Really bad honestly, I'm very impulsive
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>>23646250
I rarely get tempted. However the few times I do, I can control myself pretty well.
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>>23646255
YOU ASKED, I ANSWERED.
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Where do you have your meals? In the kitchen alone, in the kitchen with your family, or in your room?
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>>23646009
Awe, anon, I think I understand what you're saying.
I'm having trouble with a situation very similar to yours. I wish I could provide more/better advice.
Have you tried speaking to her? What caused the seperation (if you're looking for more adv)?
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>>23646260
I'm sorry, my back made me lash out at you :(
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>>23646261
I prefer eating by myself.
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>>23646261
Kitchen with family
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>>23646261
In the kitchen, sometimes on the couch with my boyfriend or in bed with my boyfriend, sometimes in my room alone.
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>>23646266
Yoga helps, so does swimming. Stretching 15-20 minutes a day can do wonders for your whole body, not just your back. And if you're doing physical labor, pay extra attention to stuff you may take for granted.
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>>23646218
Both. In a way it's easier to interact with people all over the world, like we're doing here, but on the other hand, it's very easy to get lost and disconnected from the people in your life. You can try to use that interconnection to your advantage and have relationships with people you'd never have met in your small village, but also a disadvantage, as previously stated.
For me, keeping general relationships has become easier, as I can keep in contact with my friends who live in different cities, even during the pandemic. Not sure about partners tho, it probably wouldn't have made a difference.
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>>23646230
ハハ。あなたはとても賢いリディアだと思います。少なくともあなたはアドバイスをしようとします。たぶんあなたはここであまりにも多くの時間を過ごします。
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>>23646059
>lose weight
>>23646146
>loose some weight
I've been trying for the past couple months or so. Went from ~3000 calories daily to ~1200, and making myself walk around town at least an hour a day (I'm trying to find the motivation to go to the gym, this is my compromise) but I've lost barely any weight. It's really demoralizing.
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>>23646261
Outside, or at my kitchen dining room. Usually alone, but I have weekly meals with family/friends. No food in the bedroom.
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>>23646272
do you have awkward family table conversations? or is it quality family time (which i have no concept of, i'm just saying the words)
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>>23646285
Cut down on carbs, they impede your weight loss like a motherfucker. That combined with light exercise is basically all I did and I went from 250 to 145 in a year.
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>>23646285
That’s not possible, you are either lying or doing something really wrong.
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>>23646287
It's not really awkward, maybe a little bit sometimes, but yeah we chat and have a laugh. My mom's very chatty though so it's 99% just listening to my mom.
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Women do you enjoy it when a man corrects your mistake during conversations?
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>>23646296
Not if he is confidently wrong
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>>23646256
>F. Much easier.
Lol.
Meanwhile guys can only get any access to vaginas if they act like this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvY5DXxNcVo
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>>23646300
What if he is confidently right and you are wrong?
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>>23646255
Holy edge
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>>23646294
>That’s not possible
I've lost about 2 pounds since mid January.
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>>23646302
Kek
As the asker of the question (and a guy) I agree with that anon, but I think it'd hard to make genuine connections and a lot of people are a bit superficial or just half-assedly dating around, like it's easier to meet people via Internet/apps but society in general is a bit disconnected...that's my 2c
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>>23646303
as long he is cool with being corrected too it’s all good.
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>>23646311
Would it turn you on if he explained to you calmly why you were wrong in great detail?
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>>23646302
He looks like a circus freak and the women in the video is fairly average. So good for you, should be easy then.
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>>23646243
Could be a plethora of reasons.
What part of your back is hurting, is it persistent and gets better with movement, does it cause headaches?
I'd recommend the app ada health if you're really worried but don't want to see a doctor about it. Just don't get obsessed with the app and check every minor inconvenience.
I have backproblems myself, my upper back specifically and I know it's because I don't work out enough and slouch because of my boobs, that I lack muscles to support. It has caused my headaches that lasted for days, but relaxing in the shower, doing stretches and actually working out has worked wonders for me.
It's no longer the issue it was before.
Just check your back and apply pressure. If just applying pressure hurts, you should really see a doctor because mine dismissed me when she checked for that and it didn't hurt.
Recently I've gotten lower backpains. Working out hasn't really been helping that well and I keep waking up at night. Then I found out I have a really bad bladder infection and that it can cause back problems too. I'm seeing a doctor about it tomorrow, hope it's an issue that'll get resolved soon.
Good luck to you as well, anon.
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>>23646316
No. Stop turning everything into porn.
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>>23646265
>Have you tried speaking to her? What caused the seperation (if you're looking for more adv)?
Yeah, we told each other goodbye and there was no bad blood whatsoever, I know she still thinks of me highly, and I think the world of her, but that was that and no chance of reconnecting exists. If you wondering why, it's simple one of those moments where life comes in and says "nothing personal, kid", and you gotta make peace with it and move on. My problem is that I can't because she made the weight of the world I'm carrying on my shoulders a lot easier to manage, and now I'm once again all alone and have to grind it out by myself. And despite it being the right thing for me to do and something that I know well enough myself, I'm just too fucking weak at the moment to do so.
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>>23646320
Bitch porn wishes it were me
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>>23646318
post your body
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Femanons, would you date a himbo?
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>>23646325
Post your face
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>>23646292
Don't do this, you need a decent amount of carbs for energy, if you cut down too low you will feel weak and sluggish. Most likely you're underestimating how many calories you're actually eating
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>>23646325
>>23646327
post hair
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>>23646328
Well yeah, I didn't cut down extremely hard, probably still got like 50-100 a day.
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>>23645935
Whatever my bf has. Though it would be nice if he were a smidge smaller in the girth area
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>>23646335
Fuck your boyfriend
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why did my brain allow me to bite at my nail and rip a hangnail off? I am in great pain and it is bleeding oh so much
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Women, did you know that the whole point of having a huge dick is not to be a source of pleasure for women, but to have a terrifying monster that could split you in half?
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>>23646342
Same here minus the biting. Those things are hellspawn.
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Do women like moving their hips?
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>>23646342
>>23646347
a bit of hurt doesn't hurt
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>>23646350
let me come stick my fingernail in your eyeball
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>>23646348
Yes, it makes guys stupid.
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>>23646352
that's not a bit of hurt that's a lot of potential hurt so I'm gonna say no to that
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>>23646356
let me give you a papercut on your nose
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C-ko simp anon and f30, did you watch Project A-ko?
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what is the point of vitamin E lube
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>>23646358
cut me sideways and call it a sunday split :3
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>>23646361
WITH SOME BANANA AND CREAM
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>>23646360
E
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>>23646363
bananas are actually pretty healthy so fuck yeah my dude
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>>23646285
do not listen to >>23646328 cut all excess carbs. vegetables have plenty of carbs in them, all or more than you need even. you only need more if you spend literally all day lugging around 200 pounds of ammo in the desert. cut. the. carbs.
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>>23646369
bananas are easily top 3 fruit, taste great by themselves and are easy to work with on and in so many different things
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>>23646370
How is your hairline?
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>>23646372
For sure, as long as we agree pineapple and strawberries are number 2 and 3.
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>>23646380
pineapple is pretty good but I'd put orange instead, strawberry can stay in its spot though
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>>23646261
Mostly in my room alone. Sometimes in the kitchen with my roommate if our schedules line up. When I'm staying at my bfs we always eat together
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>>23646383
I'll allow it, orange is a respectable choice of fruit.
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>>23646172
Some people actively lie to Captcha in order to break the algorithm and prevent Google's AI from taking over the world as quickly.
I may or may not be one of them.

>>23646218
For myself personally? Harder. I'm no longer in an environment (school, college) where I interact with dozens of different girls my age on a regular basis, let alone have access to the large number of women on campus for whom I can just sit there and look pretty and get girls to hit on me. Coronavirus doesn't help matters either. Plus, with the switch to online dating, I don't do as well with online dating, and also I hate how so many dating sites require you to tie your account to your existence, cost money with an incentive to not get you results, and/or cater towards people who are looking for someone attractive over someone who shares their values... so I have a hard time using dating sites at all.

>>23646261
Usually at the dining room table. Sometimes in front of the computer though if I'm eating alone. Never shall food ever enter my room. Food attracts ants and mice.
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>>23646359
I have been studying the entire day while occasionally replying to this thread, project c-ko san. But I'll get to it; you just have to be patient with me ^_^
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>>23646373
full, how's your gut?
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>>23646340
I do, quite frequently when I visit. After dating a guy with a below average size it was an unexpected upgrade. Sex actually hurt pretty bad the first time
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>>23646396
flat.
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>>23646296
I certainly enjoy it more than being wrong, never getting corrected and keeping to be wrong because no one told me.
So, yeah, if he doesn't go into a speech on how I should have known this or makes fun of me for it, I do enjoy being corrected and potentially learning new things.
If he does these other things, it's never the correcting me part that I dislike, but the rest of it that isn't enjoyable. I'll likely already be a bit embarassed to be confidently wrong about something and that bit of discomfort is on me, not on him, but he really doesn't need to rub it in, right...
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>>23646398
bigger is better right?
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>>23646395
Wow, unexpectedly wholesome, well done for being so hardworking! Whenever you're free (doesn't have to be today)
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>>23646404
>...
So if I interpret this correctly, you want him to rub it in and humiliate you as much as possible and this turns you on?
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>>23646346
It's not intimidating.
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>>23646405
Not necessarily. The current bf just knows how to use it better and is better all around in the bedroom
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>>23646395
Sorry for chatroomfagging on pg5 but what are you studying? Is it interesting?
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>>23646418
That's what you say behind the screen.
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>>23646418
you'll change your mind when i pull out meds that make your cervix dilate so i can actually fit it all in
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>>23646171
Sounds a bit asexual to me.
Relatable.
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>>23646416
Lmao no, but I guess that's what gets you off, huh
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>>23646443
how about you laugh your ass on, faggot?
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>>23646282
ども ありがと ございます。 きみ わ やさし すぎる。(*ゝω・)ノ
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>>23646449
What does that mean?
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>>23646462
Just make sure to get proper tools and have her do some research before going at it
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>>23646462
it could work out, you'd have to go out even less and spend even less. give it a try and if she fucks it up you can take it out on her in bed
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>>23646449
Is twisting someones words around to mean the opposite no longer considered a funny joke or am I just too autistic to understand humour?
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>>23646426
>>23646428
Guarantee I've taken toys bigger than your big dick. The only scary part is that you might not know how to use yours.
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>>23646476
It's fucking stupid but I laughtered
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>>23646455
光栄です。あなたはかわい子ちゃんです(ホモではありません)。( ´ ▽ ` ) 私はあなたが長く幸せな人生を送ることを願っています、スウィーティー (*¯︶¯*) しかし、あなたは私たちの敗者と一緒に時間を過ごすのもやめるべきです。o(≧▽≦)o
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>>23646479
Doubt it, but anyway. "Taking" a toy at your own pace is completely different from getting rammed mercilessly by a sex god.
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>>23646489
He's beginning to feel like a sex god...
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Anons, are you a GIRL, a BOY, a GIRL BOY, a BOY GIRL, or something else entirely?
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>>23646428
this sounds like a solution for me n my girl
what are they and where do you order them ?
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>>23646348
Yeah, dancing is fun
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>>23646492
I was born a sex god.
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>>23646410
*kisses*
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>>23646502
Damn, I hope the nurses in the birthing ward were able to resist
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>>23646505
They took the necessary precautions by placing straight male nurses only.
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>>23646462
>SweeneyTodd.mp3
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>>23646489
I can't wait to get a big dick bf and tell you fucks I told you so that it's nbd.
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>>23646515
Sorry hun, I don't date cum dodgers.
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>>23646504
I feel like I'm on an RP IRC server in the mid-00s again
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>>23646517
You'd date this one.
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>>23646462
Submit to your wife's hairdressing prowess
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>>23646485
きみ も かわい です。(*≧∀≦*) 最近は余暇がたくさんあり、みんなとても素敵です。
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>>23646526
One day I might fail to hold back from ejaculating and blast you all over with my backed up cum.
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>>23646425
I'm a linguistics major, but something I have been working on requires knowledge of statistics, programming languages, and mathematics, so I have been taking courses in those.
I have always like my major, but I'm even more enamored with the three subjects and I would like to make a shift and pursue something related to them
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>>23646536
それは素晴らしいです。あなたは大学であまり忙しくないですか?多分あなたはセラピストになるべきです。または暗殺者。それはあなた次第です。( ́ ◡ ́ )
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>>23646497
I wish I knew
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>>23646541
At this point I've accepted that as a possibility if I want to find a guy this decade.
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>>23646555
You sound intimidated by my cock
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>>23646548
I have a friend who's also a linguistics major, who also delves into programming in math. Did you happen to also want to be a CS major at one point?
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>>23646548
That's awesome! I have a friend who works in computational linguistics, she loves it, it's definitely an interesting area hybridizing different domains. Hope you can eventually find your niche but for now just enjoy learning about different things. Is your college in person at the moment, or online classes?
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>>23646548
>linguistics major
Sexy.
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>>23646515
I will eagerly await this news so I can worry less.
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>>23646521
>RP IRC server
*Blushing* I don't know what that is
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>>23646548
I'm glad you're getting on well with your major and enjoying the classes. I like my subject but absolutely hate school lol.
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>>23646549
私はもう数日休みます。 良いセラピストになるかどうかはわかりませんが、良い聞き手になる方法を学びました。 たぶん私は暗殺者になるでしょう。|ω・)
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Do women masturbate on their bed?
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>>23646559
Wrong.
>>23646565
You don't have to worry about my clinic issues anymore. They told me to pack it up.
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>>23646548
Good that you're getting the stats, programming, and math as well- linguistics jobs are bad and rare. Best you're likely to get if you don't go into programming is data entry at amazon or translation or slp or something similar.

t. was Linguistics/Math double major in college
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>>23646576
>You don't have to worry about my clinic issues anymore. They told me to pack it up.
I see. Sorry to hear that. You doing okay?
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>>23646575
Yeah, why wouldn't we?
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>>23646570
>I don't know what that is
Now I just feel like an oldfag
Think, the old version of Discord servers/channels
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>>23646575
I haven't since I started washing my own sheets.
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>>23646576
But you are. Consider the possibility that my cock can pump you full of the dreaded cum. Is that not intimidating?
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>>23646574
あなたの休暇を楽しんでください、休息とリラクゼーションは健康です。私を殺さないで :o
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>>23646587
Being intimidated and being disgusted are two different things.
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>>23646577
>t. was Linguistics/Math double major in college
nta but what are you doing now?
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>>23646576
Just the clinic stuff, or are you dropping out of school altogether?
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>>23646579
The drive home was rough. Now I'm just numb to it and I'm enjoying my half a day off.
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>>23646576
>They told me to pack it up.
Where does that leave you with the program as a whole? Do you have to repeat classes or something?
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>>23646592
You would never be disgusted by my beautiful cum that flows out of my dickhole like heavenly milk.
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>>23646601
nta but I honestly hope you have a nice (rest of) day off and a good week JH, you deserve it
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>>23646598
If I can pass the classes without clinic, I'll finish the semester and swap to a general studies program to get something out of it.
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>>23646587
Bro your cock will prolly shoot out two drops before it shrivels up back into your pelvis
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Pussy stinks
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>>23646604
I'll have to withdraw from this specific program.
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>>23646608
Ah cool, glad it's flexible like that in burgerland university. Gl, I'm sure you'll do well in the end~
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>>23646560
>Did you happen to also want to be a CS major at one point?
Definitely, kek. Is this every linguistics-to-computer science convert origin story?
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>>23646561
>Is your college in person at the moment, or online classes?
Both
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>>23646608
I'm also having a tough time with school desu, I really want to drop out but it's not really an option this far in, so maybe just grit my teeth, scrape through and pass. Hopefully we both make it out
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>>23646563
>sexy
No you
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>>23646618
>Both
Cool, nice that you have a mix of both. (We haven't had anything in-person since February last year :/ I've gradually been engaging with school less and less over the past year lol)
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>>23646612
Thanks.
>>23646619
I didn't think stopping was a possibility for me either, but the supervisor convinced me it wasn't failing or quitting, just finding a fork in the road and picking the one that'll make me happier and more comfortable.
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>>23646611
I'm sorry to hear that. Where does this leave you with your new boy toy?
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>>23646572
What are you majoring in, anon?
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>>23646590
どうもありがとうございました。 私はあなたを殺すつもりはありません。(・ω<)
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>>23646601
I hope you aren't beating yourself up about it. Even if it was the result of mistakes, those are only to be expected with the crazy expectations of that program. If you get into another one I hope it doesn't put as much stress on you, it's not fair to you.
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>>23646613
Is that so? I guess my buddy was just another nerd. Lemme confirm one more thing then. Are you a Fire Emblem fan?
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>>23646346
I think you should also realize that the intimidation of something big is itself a source of pleasure. Or excitement rather.
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>>23646606
Then you eat it.
>>23646607
I appreciate it.
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>>23646326
Yeah
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>>23646632
No worries, and that's a good way to put it; guess shit doesn't always go as planned, but no point beating your head against a wall. Anyways gl with the rest of it
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>>23646645
>Then you eat it.
Only if I can share it with you. We'll put it on a cookie or something yes?
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>>23646584
Did you have many people flirt with you back then too? :p
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>>23646636
Software engineering. Got a scholarship/sponsorship from a tech company I was working at to go to college, but I really hate it...
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>>23646656
Only in roleplaying scenarios
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>>23646655
Ew why would you eat your own cum fag?
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>>23646651
Thanks, good luck to you, too.
>>23646655
I like cookies too much to ever ruin one that way.
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>>23646649
>she's here
Glad you liked my "cumming in watermelon" post yesterday
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>>23646577
Did you get into programming as well?
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>>23646326
Not in a million years because mindlessness can make me very angry.

UNLESS he were very sweet and devoted, while being dumb, like Cent from Drakengard 3
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>>23646610
No u
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>>23646669
>I like cookies too much to ever ruin one that way.
Things are more beautiful when they're a little tainted.
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Women, would you date an autosexual guy?
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>>23646497
Woman
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>>23646675
Are you another female tripfag? We already got one.
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>>23646639

May I intrude and ask if I should play Fire Emblem? I know nothing about the series. But I very much like strategic and challenging games, and JRPGs with good characters, and the combination of the two is not common. Is Fire Emblem what I am looking for?
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>>23646687
now now, I like SweetNLow.
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Female tripfags should post tits to verify their trips
Do you agree?
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>>23646694
Yeah but is sweetnlow a female?
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>>23646685
As a grey-asexual myself, yes.
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Have you ever walked in on people doing something sexual, or had someone walk in on you?
How did you/they react? Did it affect your relationship at all?
What was the moral of the story?
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>>23646703
without requesting tits yes, afaik sweetnlow is a wimin
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>>23646687
I am and I offer no excuse for my behavior. Please roast me as you see fit.

>>23646694
Thank you. This board is the best, the sweet people gather here, it is like a magnet.
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>>23646687
>We already got one
The other one doesn't set the bar high desu (still love her), this new one is actually pretty dope
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>>23646712
I like you. You can stay.
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>>23646686
Are you more than a woman? Or are you every woman? Or a dangerous woman? Or just a woman?
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>>23646712
I haven't read many posts from you but I can sense you will get the rule breaker jealous. Anyone can beat her retardation
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>>23646639
No, I have never played that game — I guess your friend has proved more worthy of the nerd title
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>>23646723
Rule breaker and sweet n low offer a nice variety imo
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>>23646695
It's a video game. So yes you should play it. It is a very great series. But I am a little disappointed, I wanted to know one of my friends was a normalfag.

>>23646692
You should. If you have the patience to deal with tactical RPGS then I highly recommend it. Some games aren't the greatest and can ruin your first experience of the series, though. For a newbie, I'd recommend any of the GBA games or if you have a Switch Three Houses. If you for some reason own a 3DS, I would play Awakening first, as much as I despise it. Honestly, any game is good to start besides the Jugdral games, which are really complicated and play nothing like the other games in the series. Oh, and the games are episodic. Each game has a new cast of characters and a protagonist, which some exceptions being sequels.
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>>23646716
>still love her
Disagree on this one. How? Are you some kind of a simp?
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>>23646744
she has a nice booty
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>>23646744
She makes me laugh
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>>23646712
Cup size pls
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>>23646750
I knew I will have to post this pic.
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>>23646694
>>23646716
>>23646719
This praise is not something I am worthy of but, I thank you very much and it has definitely made my day.

>>23646723
She is a reigning queen of deserved beauty and stoic might. I am enjoying my time in her territory but I do not desire her throne.
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>>23646658
> I really hate it
Why, if you like what you're studying
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>>23646669
>good luck to you, too
Thanks JH, honestly it's a miracle I've even made it this far with how little work I've actually done. I don't think the normalfag career path is for me desu, will probably go back to waiting tables or working as a receptionist or something.
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>>23646759
Nice self portrait.
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>>23646685
no
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>>23646761
>This praise is not something I am worthy of but, I thank you very much and it has definitely made my day.
Hey, I'm supposed to be the most wholesome poster around here. You're moving in on my turf. Enjoy your stay.
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>>23646752
I usually drink my coffee from my mermaid mug which holds about 2.5 cups. So we are definitely talking above average cup size here.
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>>23645487
Yes, he's your boyfriend, he's supposed to pay for your stuff.
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>>23646737
>I wanted to know one of my friends was a normalfag.
nope, your friend is definitely on the nerdier side of the spectrum
tell him you two should start doing some normalfag stuff but ironically (not)
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>>23646790
no he isn't
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>>23645487
I believe that can depend a lot on the nature of your relationship. Are you at the point where finances are merged? Has he proposed and things are serious? If not then I would not see him as a walking wallet or a way to buy something. He is a person with his own prosperity to manage.
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>>23646666
Then I'll make it my duty to make you feel like a god among men <3
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>>23646795
Yeah, he is.
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>>23646789
Good answer actually. I will shit on you in a later thread if you keep posting. I will keep gathering information.
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>>23646802
that's dumb
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>>23646763
Why?
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>>23646806
Maybe if you swallowed every time, he might begin to consider it.
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>>23645487
I will not ask my bf for money except if really really had to. And even then I would make sure to pay him back. Some men would not like that though and prefer to feel like a provider
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>>23646802
You have failed the test. You admit to drinking coffee, therefore you lose. You lose throat drinking privileges'. Please surrender your esophagus.
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>>23646707
I once walked in on my mom having sex.
I didn't really see much, wasn't wearing my contacts, mostly heard it and just walked away very quickly and quietly.
They probably didn't notice me, but it was still pretty weird.
It didn't affect our relationship at all tho.
Moral of the story, if you have sex make sure you're actually alone and don't forget to close the door; innocent bystanders, if you forgot something at home and come back unexpectedly, listen for signs you might walk in on something and always knock before entering someones room.
I also walked in on my brother browsing rule34, I recognized the website totally by coincidence, but he wasn't doing anything and he was rightfully angry so I apologised and left. He once found my porn stash once and made fun of me for my taste, but since I am so nice I forgave him. Neither really impacted our relationship, although I'm not forgiving him for always making fun of the music I listen to.
Anyway, since then I always make sure to not only knock, but to also wait for an affirmative response before entering anyones room.
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>>23646737
That sounds exactly like a thing I would like. I do have the patience for a tactical game. I have been really tired of the lack of difficulty of games recently but, I also really enjoy a strong story and romance elements. I want to work for my story.
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>>23646814
Why would I swallow? I'm a straight male
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>>23646801
No u :3
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>>23646790
>he's supposed to pay for your stuff.
Cucked
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>>23646819
oof
is she hot at least?
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>>23646820
Yeah, the main draw of the game is that there's a permadeath mechanic. Most characters can die and the story moves forward. Also, for "difficulty", I would suggest playing on normal. Most games have 3 difficulties, normal, hard and then lunatic. Hard just adds extra stats, lunatic gives enemy units skills in some games, and adds extra units. Don't even get me started on FE12's reverse lunatic. Some of the games are brutally unfair.
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>>23646762
Classes are boring and just mindless busy-work

>>23646818
Uwot coffee is king
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>>23646831
wait, i'm confused; did project c-ko san change their username?
who am i talking to? who's doing the what
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>>23646759
Projection much
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>>23646802
When I was feeling especially world and self hating I bought a little mermaid mug that says "I want to be where the people aren't." It sparks joy.

>>23646707
I have accidentally started masturbating or looking up porn with my door open. But if anyone at home saw me I think they just quietly ignored it.

I turned around once and saw one of my friends giving her boyfriend a blowjob on my bed. They apologized profusely but I was not all that upset, or even upset at all in the moment. I even told her she could just finish doing it and I would turn back around but she didn't.
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>>23646843
Ye this is C-ko
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>>23646707
Oh, right.
Not sure it counts as sexual but my fathers balls once fell out of his pajama pants.
Easy moral; don't wear pants with holes in the crotch area that are big enough for your genitals to fit through.
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>>23646847
>saw one of my friends giving her boyfriend a blowjob on my bed
What the fuck xD jokes
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>>23646836
Nah, just if you love a girl you will buy her stuff.
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>>23646855
That's right goy
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>>23646855
>if you love a girl you will buy her stuff
If you got $$$ maybe
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>>23646856
Ikr? This shit makes no sense
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>>23646856
Why wear bras at all?
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>>23646865
You don't?

>>23646862
Nah, I just can't see putting paper above a girl I love.
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>>23646575
Sure, sometimes in my bf's bed when I get too horny waiting for him to get home from work
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>>23646871
>You don't?
Well I'm alright but I'm not loaded

Spending almost a hundred bucks on an anime figure that she "needs"... even if I loved her, buy it yourself desu
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>>23646575
If I am using my laptop when the mood strikes me then yes.
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>>23646707
Once, like two years ago, my sister walked in on me while I was jacking off, right as I was cumming. I remember hearing her walking up the stairs and thinking "there's no way she's coming to my room, I'll keep going as I'm really close." Welp. I was wrong. She had come to ask me about something. As she walked in, she blurted out her question. I had my pants to my knees, and although my table blocked a bit of her vision, I knew she knew. With a 'deer in front of headlights' look, I answered quickly and she left. We never mentioned it again.
Now I only jack off very late at night, with my lights off, with the certainty that no one will walk in on me.
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>>23646883
This. And even if you're my friend, as chaste as chaste could be, even if I don't think you're great looking, if you have big honking slobknobber tiddies and you're not wearing a bra I WILL be distracted by them, and you WILL catch me sneaking looks. I don't mean to I'm sorry.
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>>23646878
Tbf I spend like quadruple that on figuares.and model kits a month.
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>>23646837
I'm on the asexual spectrum but even if I wasn't, she's my mom so no.
As I said, it was too blurry to see without contacts anyway so I didn't see any images that could scar me for life, it's alright.
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>>23646634
Dead in the water. He was one of the people most critical of me during my review.
>>23646638
I'm still evaluating how much of it was really my fault. It's tough not to make up excuses.
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>>23646892
Fair play my dude, couldn't be me, I barely buy anything
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>>23646890
That's kind of hot
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>>23646055
Probably better off dying desu
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>>23646897
Lydian's Sister Comes To Dinner
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>>23646897
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Women:
If you have big honking slobknobber tiddies I have thought about cumming directly onto them at least once.
Just a PSA
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>>23646582
>>23646874
>>23646886
That's fucking disgusting
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>>23646911
So glad I'm flat.
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>>23646902
Aren't we all desu?

That reminds me of a question I was going to ask: any anons here have plans to an hero in the future, or think they'll go that route someday? What makes you think that way, and that it's the best option? Do you see your mind changing?
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Why am I so scared to talk to women? Not even necessarily for dating. I've never been hurt by a woman.
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>>23646917
Not him but
*Licks lips*
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>>23646856
>>23646868
Yes they are god awful. And once you go a while without them enough to get used to not wearing one, starting to wear one again is awful. And no size seems to fit correctly or comfortably. garbage torture devices, burn them
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>>23646919
Perhaps just unfamiliarity so it's like, fear of the unknown? In which case I'd urge you to try mak a female friend at least and just try not to shy away from it generally, hopefully will get easier overtime
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>>23646918
I plan to if my goals don't come to fruition by age 30. Thankfully that seems pretty unrealistic.
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>>23646895
>Dead in the water. He was one of the people most critical of me during my review
Wow, really? I was under the impression you two were chatting outside of work, so I would think your review wouldn't matter.
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>>23646917
Yes can confirm I don't often think these thoughts about flat women.
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>>23646935
Nope. He said I wasn't trustworthy enough, among less critical stuff.
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>>23646868
Because I can't run without a bra on, it hurts so bad, I don't even know what to compare it to.
Like, imagine the times as a kid when you were riding a scooter with bad wheels on really rough ground for a while and it's super juddery and the vibrations go into your hands but you keep going anyways but it starts hurting and you stop and now your hands are really sore. This but much worse and it's both of your entire tits and doesn't go away for a while.
I've only ran once without a bra; never doing it again.
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State sex
What's an embarrassing fact about you / thing that happened to you and that others around you are completely oblivious to?
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>>23646930
I have, but it's hard talking to someone you have an irrational fear of. It was why I made a female friend in the first place, to teach myself. But it's hard.
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>>23646055
Not at all! Every one of those can get better and you have a height some people would kill for. You are positioned to become something amazing. I think just becoming lean would be a big help to you mentally and I would recommend you research fasting methods.
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>>23646934
What plans, could you elaborate?
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>>23646890
Aw, no porn scenario. Yeah, I had something similar where my younger sister walked into my room (we weren't allowed to lock our doors at night). Unlike you, we didn't have a staircase to alert us if someone was near. So I was jerking off without a care, seconds away from blowing my load when she abruptly flings my door open, complaining that I ate all the ice cream. I remember she trailed off when she said the word "ice", and I sort of just turned around in my desk chair and screamed at her to get out, then shamelessly busted a nut and scolded her soon after. For awhile after, especially if our parents weren't home, she would knock on my door to make sure I wasn't fapping.
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>>23646911
We know
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>>23646930
>fear of the unknown?
Yog sothoth but as a cute anime girl.
>>23646919
W
But seriously, like the other anon said. Could also be a lack of experience and exposure or caused by insecurities. Are you insecure about something when you want to talk with women? Like being afraid of looking like an idiot, something like that.
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>>23646944
M
I love moe anime
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>>23646913
>3▶
>>>23646582
>>>23646874 (You)
>>>23646886
>That's fucking disgusting
Where else would I do it? It's not like I get fluids anywhere. Sex is a lot messier
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>>23646944
F. I've pissed myself by accident on flights like three times.
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>>23646917
Yeah small tits are not lewd at all. In fact they are so not lewd that no one would bat an eye if you posted them somewhere.
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>>23646938
>He said I wasn't trustworthy enough, among less critical stuff
Wait, this is him evaluating you outside of work, or during the review?
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>>23646917
Amen.

>>23646919
There is nothing wrong with you. How easy is it to just go up and start talking and seek approval from a person? And face rejection? It is not easy at all. And especially in a group setting where we could shoot you down and maybe in a very cruel way. But you have to face that and realize that you have nothing lose and everything to gain when you embrace that bravery.
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>>23646949
Get job
Leave parents' house
Become independent
Become good cook
Become socially adept

That's it. I have more past that but this is what I need to feel like I've become a true adult, which I have not yet done.
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>>23646959
This is an accurate statement. Mosquito bites are permissible on blue boards.
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>>23646856
It actually does make sense.
The band size is the measure of your rib cage.
The cup is the difference between the size of your ribcage and the size of your tits, every letter is an extra inch.

A woman with a 32D measures 26-28 inches around her rib cage and roughly 35 inches around her bust.
A woman with a 36D measures 30-32 inches around her ribcage and roughly 39 inches around her bust. She'd have the same bust measure as a 32D if she was a 36A.

Obviously brands do whatever. But the measures make sense.
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>>23646944
Male.
I have yellow fever.
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>>23646968
Awesome, I'm sure you can do it anon, gl (:
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>>23646970
I know you're trying to be logic about women's bust size, but I'm getting a hard on.
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>>23646954
It probably is just inexperience. I am not really low confidence, I just never really did that much talking or mingling with women in life.
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>>23646944
Imagine keeping that shit on hand..
Male. Consciously or not, I cast those memories away as best as I can.
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>>23646952
I'm sorry. I'd stop thinking about it if I could.
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>>23646951
>Unlike you, we didn't have a staircase to alert us if someone was near.
My room is right beside the stairs, so I've learnt how to recognize my family by the sound of their steps. Helped a lot when managing risk for this kinds of scenarios, but was clearly not fool-proof.
>she would knock on my door to make sure I wasn't fapping
Well, at least she learned some manners I guess.
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based on >>23646939
men, have you ever gone running without underwear? how did it feel like
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>>23646959
Nope. Though if you can find all the tit pics I posted on here like 10 years ago, you deserve them.
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>>23646944
I wiped standing up until I was 22
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>>23646944
My ex was such a slob that our place was almost always a disgusting mess. I couldn't even open my front door without worrying about people seeing the state of my living room. The only time it was decent was when I had multiple days off in a row and used all my free time to clean. After a while I got so depressed and frustrated that my standards kept dropping. When I lived with him, we only had people visit once, and I never got the chance to have anyone over all the years we dated
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>>23646991
Give me a clue on this treasure hunt. I beg you!
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>>23646981
You could begin with simple things, like asking for directions or casual small talk. First try to get comfortable, then everything will flow on its own. You can do it.
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>>23646990
>have you ever gone running without underwear
Not naked kek, but I used to go jogging early mornings and would often go commando
It felt... liberating, there was a slight fear I might expose myself but it was very early morning so wasn't bothered
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>>23646990
Not that different. I always make sure to fasten my scrotum around my dick so as to avoid dangling my testicles against each other.
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>>23646990
It's not great. I have fairly large balls so they kind of flop around, uncomfortably, especially if it's a warm day out.
Boxer briefs are good for this purpose. And regular boxers work too if they fit well. If it's cold out though my nuts aren't of much concern.
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>>23646990
I've never gone out in public without underwear, that sounds deplorable. And unless you have a 8 inch soft monster cock, you'll be fine if the time comes you need to run commando.

>>23646989
I think that was part of it, but she did it in a joking, teasing manner. Like, she would knock on the door and ask "you jerking off, anon?"
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>>23646991
If you insist on my inspecting your inherently non-sexual breasts, you should provide me with at least a clue.
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How do you gauge interest while texting someone? I'm either too autistic or retarded to figure it out. I know the ultimate move is to ask someone out, but I can never get to a point where it doesn't feel stunted or a sudden shift in convo to do such a thing. I normally would rely on in person interaction to gauge people better, but that is much harder to do now.

Things like, them texting you first, quick replies, or longer/thoughtful replies are things I've been told are good signs; but for me they have rarely indicated the other person was interested in me, more that they were just a good friend / nice person.
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>>23646918
>What makes you think that way, and that it's the best option?
Let me give you a little run down of what my """"life"""" is
I'm a 21 year old college student. I have a mountain of student loan debt that I will need to pay off, as well as moderate inherited debt.
My day consists of dragging myself out of bed, forcing myself to go to class, writing about how I want to die while drowning out the basic ass lessons, going to work for 7 hours, then sleeping. The only thing that's going to change after I get my degree is I'll need to force myself out of bed for work instead of classes.
I have mental health issues(if it weren't obvious) and I'm extremely confident I'm pretty high on the spectrum. Struggle making conversation, uncomfortable around other people, stutter saying the most simple of sentences, etc.. It's very hard for me to meet new people and not make a fool of myself. Because of this, I have exactly 2 friends, 1 when you get right down to it.
I am very unattractive physically; overweight, bad complexion, ugly face, etc.. I'm trying to lose weight but it takes so goddamn long to see any change that I just don't care any more, by the time I look marginally acceptable it won't matter.
I was homeschooled from the 6th grade on because my mother got tired of dealing with me getting bullied. I was also very heavily sheltered during these years, to the point the only time I actually left the house was to go to the office for my "school" or go shopping. I deeply regret not being able to experience anything that I could have.
Having already thrown away what is easily the best part of life, I'm faced with the crushing reality that all that lies ahead is even more suffering. I'm an adult, and I'm still acting like some emo teen. I want all of these things that are just out of reach, and will be for the years it would take to maybe have a chance at normalcy.
So instead of dealing with that, I'm going to kill myself. Much simpler and easier, without any stress.
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>>23646955
I understand how to find a correctly fitting bra, but I have never worn one that felt really "right" even if sized correctly and I have mostly given up on them because I do not have enough size to require extra support. The winning move is not to play.
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>>23646998
>fasten my scrotum around my dick
kek what
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Wearing well-fitting boxers is also important because women, as it turns out, also tend to stare at crotches. It's flattering to a degree, but one look of disgust or "I wish I hadn't seen that" is enough to be self conscious for months, years desu
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>>23646995
>>23647003
There's no clue I can give that wouldn't be too incriminating. Look for ugly, lopsided, flat tits with giant areolas.
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>>23647011
>I was homeschooled from the 6th grade on because my mother got tired of dealing with me getting bullied
Christ, that's rough. I can't really empathize with people who get bullied a lot, but I really wish there was a better culture for dealing with dickheads. Where I come from, if someone talks shit to you, they back it up with their fists. I don't like how there's this "violence doesn't solve anything" mentality. Sometimes some bastard kids just need to be beaten to a bloody pulp to realize "Oh shit, maybe I shouldn't have treated this nice, docile kid like a piece of trash".
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>>23647035
As much as I would have never thought so as a kid, and kind of hate to admit it now, this anon is correct.

Sometimes a piece of shit kid needs to be afraid for them to step in line. Chances are, that's all they ever knew. It sucks but it fucking works.
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>>23647029
thanks anon, i had a good laugh because of your post. but also i'm sorry that happened to you
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>>23647046
quite alright anon. absolutely mortifying but there are far worse problems one could have, lol
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>>23647029
You made me think of the only lewd photo my boyfriend ever sent me.
Green boxers, very stretched.
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>>23647053
Did you like it? The only soft "lewds" i've ever sent have been like that. I feel like a fucking dork doing it though
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I have a guy friend who is as tough as they come, but I can see cracks in his "act"
He lately lost his mom to dementia, his dad to suicide. His brother is severely handicapped.
This has all happened in the last 6 months
>Saw him beating his own chest as if he had heart problems
>hard panting, pale as snow
He doesnt know I saw it. I think the stress he has is either causing heart problems or he had a panic attack he was too angry to acknowledge.
>his "normal" has become "angry AF"
We have nothing romantic, but I am worried about him, if you were a guy struggling trough this kind of stuff, how should I help?
I know he personally would never ask for help, but would be the first to offer it
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What's your least favorite motivational quote?
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>>23647011
You may not believe so but we have a lot in common. I have really been down at the bottom of depression like that and I attempted suicide myself. You have happiness ahead if you get through this and I think losing weight is a great place to start. Have you looked at alternate day, or snake juice fasting? It works really well and very quickly. And once you stop hating your body so much that will bleed into every other little thing you think and feel. You are in a good position to walk away with an education and start this life for yourself that will be really amazing, actually you have just begun and you have not lost any opportunities at all I would say. You are barely a legal adult.

You can start now on a bunch of skills to set you up with a comfortable life and you have more than enough time. Fasting, investing and so on. You have not had the best part of your life and that is a promise.
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>>23647064
It sounds like he cares a lot, maybe has a big heart.

Showing him sensitivity, grace, compassion, and a good listening ear could absolutely melt him.
If I've ever been super angry like that, it usually masking a deep deep hurt. Try and get to the center of it in a gentle way. Ask some simple, small questions, maybe reenforce with statements like "that must have been very difficult for you." and stuff like that

I'm no doctor but a listening caring heart can go a long long way.

>>23647080
not sure what this anon means. he might be right but that's entirely up to you
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>>23647060
Yes, I love it. Still masturbate to it, it's been 3 years. Very hot.
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>>23647069
“Your only limitation is your imagination”. You know that scene in GoT where that guy slowly thumb someone’s eye socket until the skull crack? I wanna do that to whoever came up with that dumb shit of a quote.
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>>23647069
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."
The fact that this is bullshit should be common knowledge by now, but there are still people who act like it's true.
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>>23647085
Honestly I didn't know girls fap to photos like that. Good to know.
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Anyone gonna make a new thread?
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>>23647091
As it turns out, what doesn't succeed in killing you usually makes you much, much weaker. Closer to death, as it were. Trash saying, agree
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If my ex kept my nudes, does she masturbate to them?
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>>23647091
what if you have an accident that makes you a vegetable?
how did that make you stronger
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>>23647097
no u
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>>23647069
Anything about sticking up for your friends. Favorites of people with drug dealers, rapists, and violent excons as friends.
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>>23647091
Speak for yourself, bro. You're a pussy if you don't overcome the pain of what doesn't kill you. I live and die by this quote. People need to learn to take more risks, hearing this quote in my head while I make risky decisions is what pushes me forward. I wholeheartedly disagree.
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>>23647119
Yeah it's a good "motivator" but the metaphor kind of falls flat. It's factually untrue, lol
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>>23647119
Facts don't care about your feelings, BRO. Facts.
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>>23644922
>can dish it but can't take it
my niece was trending that way. now she rolls with the bantz and usually just volleys right back again without missing a beat. she's 8. this is the sort of thing you address and correct in childhood. tell your gf to stop being a faggot.
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>>23647127
Ok, I'll admit that in a logical sense it is factually untrue. Like, if your arm gets torn off by a shark it won't make you stronger. It'll make you a cripple. Does anyone cumstain take these inspirational quotes seriously?

>>23647128
Bro like, yeah bro. Totally bro.
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>fall in love with girl
>no longer speak over fight
>rage unfollowed her on social media
>she still follows me, but randomly unfriends me on snapchat (I still have her number)
>notice she's online on her switch randomly after awhile (we used to play animal crossing together)
>today see that she deleted me off there
>yet still follows me on social media she actively uses
Why can't she be more consistent? It's giving me hope when I'm trying to move on.
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>>23647145
I mean the best metaphor quotes are true both as metaphors and in the literal sense
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>>23647145
>anyone cumstain
Fucking hell a typo. You understand what I meant.
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>>23647154
jfc, they were being sarcastic
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>>23647080
>>23647083
I dont want to sleep with him. I want to help him heal, as a friend should.
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>>23647069
>What's your least favorite motivational quote?
"there's light at the end of the tunnel" it just comes across as platitudinal, presumptuous bullshit, usually said by people who don't know what they're talking about
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>>23647064
That sounds really rough, I guess just try to tell him that - as a friend - you're there for him and happy to be a shoulder to lean on...and that with all due respect, you're concerned about him and think it would be a good idea if he did x or y
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>>23647169
Well do all of the first part my post then.
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>>23647077
I've been trying. Perhaps it's because of how recently I've been trying but seeing no improvement even when eating so little is extremely demoralizing. I know eventually I can, but I just don't see the investment worth it considering how far behind I am everywhere else.
If it's gonna take a decade to become "normal", I'd rather just down a couple hundred grams of tylenol and jump off my dorm than deal with life being so stressful and tedious.
>You have not had the best part of your life and that is a promise.
I really don't believe that. If anything I've seen, heard, or experienced is to go by, then things are just going to get worse.
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>>23646594
I gave up the linguistics part and now do mathematical modeling data sciencey stuff for an insurance company. In theory. In practice, I mostly program Excel VBA. Which I'm aok with for now.

>>23646674
I was already kind of into programming, but hadn't taken it too seriously, but yeah, essentially.

For reference, of the other linguistics majors I've kept any sort of tabs on, one is getting a master's in CS after doing something techy at a vaguely linguistics company, one hates her job because getting a Master's degree in linguistics from (Oxford? Cambridge?) means you are qualified for the luxurious job of data entry at Amazon, a third started out doing the data entry stuff and then moved into programming/data science because he knew how to program, and one I think does insurance sales.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>23647253
Why did you major in linguistics at first?
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>>23647253
cheers for the reply, do you enjoy your job? sounds pretty cool
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>>23644922
You aren't being insecure, that is indeed fucked up.
She sounds like she has some major issues, reminds me of posts I've seen titled "dating narcissists". She might have npd.
She could be putting you down and making you feel insecure to inflate her own ego and chip away at your confidence to be with anyone else.
No one is immune to manipulation and if you hear something often enough, you'll start believing it.
If she doesn't stop treating you like this and resolving her issues, it will be safer to just leave. This stuff can really fuck with your head and self-image; take care of yourself and don't let this go on or be prepared to go through therapy as well.
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>>23647218
I would recommend hanging instead of jumping. Let people see your funny faces.
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>>23647266
I thought languages were cool back in high school and I wanted to go into academia and study some obscure language somewhere like the gentry class person I am. Made it through my master's before I realized that academia is horrible and I needed a new direction.

>>23647270
I do! I'm not 100% sure I'd enjoy it as much at any other company or really in any similar position at my company, but my job is almost literally tailor-made for me.
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>>23645355
yes
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>>23645481
>secretly
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>>23647339
how "much" maths did you need?
Was doing the double major in mathematics enough for you to get into data science ?
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