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How do I become Tom Cruise?
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>>23147876
Get in the closet
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>>23147887
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Become a Scientologist and give them all your money
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>>23147876
be the best version of you. why do you like tom cruise? the only thing hes really got going for himself is that he is a really confident and smart guy
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>>23147876
Kill yourself and have your body burried underneath a pumpkin field. Grow into a pumpkin and let yourself be taken to one of those big American super malls for sale. You never get bought and then you get dumped into an open garbage bin. A while later while you are rotting, molding and maggots are eating you have become what you wished for.
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>>23147876
Be a manlet



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