How do I become Tom Cruise?
>>23147876Get in the closet
Become a Scientologist and give them all your money
>>23147876be the best version of you. why do you like tom cruise? the only thing hes really got going for himself is that he is a really confident and smart guy
>>23147876Kill yourself and have your body burried underneath a pumpkin field. Grow into a pumpkin and let yourself be taken to one of those big American super malls for sale. You never get bought and then you get dumped into an open garbage bin. A while later while you are rotting, molding and maggots are eating you have become what you wished for.
>>23147876Be a manlet