British "people" shouldn't be allowed to translate manga, this is terrible
>>25298424686.4% chance OP is brown
>>252984246>posting stolen twitter memes for (you)sembarassing
a bloody mess isnt it
>>252984290the only homo sapiens that aren't brown are albinos. melanin only comes in one color and everyone but them has melanin
>>252984290I'm white and hate the British almost as much as I hate the melinated. Not op btw.
>>252984246British people should be allowed to translate manga, this is funny.
>>252984246How is this any different than Am*ricans putting "shucks" and "y'all" in every second panel
>>252985389give me moreee
American English is the default language of Earth, let's just be honest here.
>>252984246Britain deserves a nuclear holocaust to be fully fucking honest.
>>252985510For me, it's Indian English. Pity anime isn't that big in India
Manga shouldn't be translated.
Get bent, brownoid
>>252985593All anime will be comedy if dubbed by Indians.
>>252984651not that guy and don't care but jesus christ that's pedantic. Obviously he means people who have enough melanin not to need sunscreen.
>>252984246Brits don't even talk like that
>>252985593They simply must do the needful.
>>252985718People in manga generally don't talk like people in reality.
>>252985510American English is British English from 350 years ago but evolved though people who actually gave a fuck about correct pronunciation instead of fetal alcohol syndrome-riddled peasants. Which is fucking impressive since America was literally the drunkest country in history before prohibition, but I guess the protestants had the brains to put their foot down and say the way you slur when drunk isn't the way you should talk all the time.
Reminds about that prostitute manga who got married to a rich guy. My first impression was, this is not American English.
>>252985718>>252984246I talk like this and dress like that
>>252985965>mutt "English" is the OG British English>but mutts also changed it to make it better, while the Brits kept it the same but somehow made it worse at the same timeFantastic post. The "American" """"education"""" system produces another big brain.
>>252985510It's the default language of my windows machine, so you might be on to something.
>>252986316>LONDONI don't get it.
>>252986799Fuck off newshit.
>>252985510Then why can't they measure stuff properly?
>>252986925>>252987049Shut the fuck up you faggots. Just for that I'm gonna spoonfeed.>>252986799It's a really old meme of some guy hoping that whatever girl is on 4chan, lives in London, so that he might actually meet her. He did this all the time. >>252986925>>252987049Please kill yourselves. There's too many people like you who don't explain anything ever. It's not cute anymore.
>>252984290no he probably isn't british
>>252984246Britsharts are an absolute joy. They made this dogshit shoujou mangaka self-insert hooker story actually readable, and enjoyable at that. https://mangadex.org/title/9a41876c-3b77-4dc0-ad05-0717b8db2f46/the-former-prostitute-became-a-rich-wife
>>252986925>>252987049eat shit cocksuckers, for people like you this place is going to shit>>252987073thanks anon!!!
>>252987073I don't do favors for people who lack both the curiosity and initiative to look up things they don't know
nappies with tea and biscuits
>>252987040supposedly it's because they wanted to feel special
>>252984246I think it's funny.
>>252984246What? You don't want to get called a muppet by a British girl?
>>252985510Data was righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlhzX7UKKNU>>252987040>but what about this?
I haven't heard anyone say Fancy in that context since the nineties. Then again I haven't really talked to anyone since then either
>>252987040America is too prideful to use the superior evropean units of measurement.
>>252987040I defend the Fahrenheit scale.Knowing that 100 = TOO HOT and 0 = TOO COLD is fantastic.Fahrenheit is for humans, Celsius is for science.
It's like the joke-translation equivalent of "it's chews-day innit"; but if we can't poke fun at eachother than that's kind of sad.
>>252984246What about Strayan?
>itt: Bri'ish Peepole
>>252988895No fun is allowed nowadays. We can only hate.
>>25298885932 is already cold, turn on the heater you fucking cheap ass landlord, I'm gonna sue you.
Japanese>「俺を誰だと思っていやがる！！！」English>"Who the hell do you think I am?!"Manga that's been translated by fans into "English">"Don't take the piss!"
Maybe we're looking at this the wrong way.Maybe we should be supporting Bonglation as active protest against trannylators.
>>252988896>Me Stepmum's too fuckin' hot mateThat translation had me laughing for days. It also helped to stay away from hentai and porn too.
>>252984246What's wrong with git?
>>252986291If you ask the US Census: yes
>>252984246Man I hate the british (middle easterners) and the french (africans)
>>252984246Anon this was made as a joke
>>252989647>>252989647>It's just a schtewpid prank, gov'nuh! You takin' a piss?
>>252989659nigga we is goofy here
>>252984246Yeah we should carry on letting 3rd worlders use google translate """""English""""" which kills all personality any of the characters have
>>252989721>Bri'ish, Google, and Trannylation is all that exists
>>252989721Everybody should learn Japanese instead.
>>252987040>wrong measurements built the most insidiously powerful empire>correct measurements built a bunch of barely economically relevant cucks who are still seething that they don't get to constantly rape and pillage eachother anymore because daddy AMERICA said noFunny how that works.
>>252984246That's an aussiefag you dumb cunt>>252984290I'm a bong and I hate bongs
Reminder that Burgerlards seethe all day about Brits because they're the only people their jewish masters allow and encourage them to hate.
>>252988859Celsius isn’t even good for science, Kelvin is better.
>>252991317Kelvin is Celsius: WELL ACKSHUALLY edition.
>>252990791Anon that statement does not make any sense.
>>252985965>America was literally the drunkest country in historyI find this hard to believe. Vodka was literally one of the mechanisms the Russian upper class used to control the peasantry. Vodka plants were actually all closed down in the Russian revolution and remained that way until Stalin re-opened them.
>>252984290>86.4% chance OP is brownWhy would he be complaining about himself
>>252989538Not cute enough
>>252984246While thats shit, I will highly rate any manga that uses Mum over Mom
>>252987291>>252987073>/a/ let these people in
>>252988896We need more Aussie translations
>>252987073>>252986799>>252987291The absolute fucking state of /a/.
>>252988859Kelvin is for science, dumb burger. Celsius is for humans.
>>252992013No, moron. Celsius is for water.0 = ice100 = vaporIt's literally not for humans.
>>252992295>Humans are 60% waterCheckmate
>>252992295What are the equivalent temperatures for humans?
>>252992364Hello fellow bag of water. It is going to be 27 percent of boiling today.
>>252992431Enough about Britain.
>>252985718Lower class Brits do.
>>252984246Japan is an island nation that once had an empire. Bri'ish accents actually fit as a localization.
>>252989721Most English speakers don't understand Japanese personalities already. See, every time some dumbass translates Osaka-ben into a Southern Hick accent.
>>252992611>bongland is literally the western japanGrim
>>252992295Celsius is objectively better0 = cold40 = hotMakes more sense than having to spit out triple digits every time summer comes around
>>252992364You have 60% of a point then.
>>252992611Do you also translate Korean accents as irish?
>>252992611>>252993068Does this make China the French?
>>252984246I dunno sometimes it kinda works.
>It's yet another thread where some crying burger vents his obsession with usIs this just your shit education system, or a desperate attempt to shift the blame for how hard you're fucked everything over?
>>252992546We call them Northerners
British people shouldn't be allowed to voice characters in anime or games either. Just look at xenoblade
LIL GIT GOIN HAM IN THE DOLLA STORE
>>252984246I'd take that over zoomer ebonics any day
>>252984246I've always wondered what a romance manga between a British girl and a Japanese guy would be like, or vice versa.
>>252985696literally everyone needs sunscreen. cancer doesn't give two shits whether you get sunburnt easily.
>>252986440English got raped in the isles because they wanted to pretend they were royalty and ruined their own language. Its why bongs pronounce herb incorrectly.To be fair, most regional dialects in the US are butchered as well.
>>252997449I'm sure there's a manga like that out there. I only know of the Italian girl and Russian girl, though, haven't seen one for a British girl.
>>252984246For me, it's not the British English, but the memes he inserts.
>>252984246It's kinda hot
just a reminder that the british are pushing a bill through congress that will let them censor "legal but offensive content" and soon all br*toids will be blocked from posting to 4chan by their own nation
>>252999097Didn't the Brits or yuros or whatever tried to ban memes a decade ago? I don't think this one is going to change anything.
>>252987565Kids today don't know what "responsibility" is.
>>252999097>the british are pushing a bill through congressHow will the yanks recover?
>>252992611Do you know how I "localize" more royal, empirical, or otherwise refined language to those characters with those traits?I do not use contractions.Done.
>>252987565>>252999619THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT THE BRITISH AND YOU SAID 'LONDON'IN THAT MOMENT, HE DID NOT UNDERSTAND.FUCK YOU IDIOTS. YOU DON'T REALIZE WHERE YOU ARE OR WHAT YOU'RE DOING
>>252999097How are the british passing a bill in congress when washington DC is across an ocean?
>>253001927You said that already.
>>253003420Nobody wants to hear "aboot" and "sow-ry".
>>253003848fr fr nigga this 100
>>252984918you're not white, dredd, you're mexican.
we could all stand to laugh at our own languages and dialectsit's all good
>>252984246Why don't British people in anime look like this?
>>252984246Tossers like you need a swift kick in the arse and many more in the balls till you stop getting randy over the king's english lording over all as the one above all intended.
>>253005545Yeah. Don't you know english?
>>252988859>0: water freezes>5: very cold>10: cold>15: still cold, wearing some warm clothes helps>20: average>25: average>30: hot but bearable>35: you're going to sweat a lot>40: desertI don't see the issue. It's the same as Fagrenheit, just with different numbers. C/5 = (F-32)/9>>252994773Shuten Douji really is pure sex
>>252989538>replaces biggest companies's version control systems overnight all over the world with a weekend projectI say based.
>>252987073nigger that's why this place keeps getting filled with twittershits
>>252984246Doesn't even sound particularly authentic. Heard plenty of people called a daft git, can't remember ever hearing it used in isolation like that.
>>252987040Honestly, you're wrong.America actually does use scientific base 10 measurements for things that need calculations, and the idea that the we shouldn't use casual, intuitive, and naturally evolved measurements for customs is just silly. Bringing the metric system into day to day life is one of the biggest scams the world fell for. Its genuinely nice having units like feet and inches naturally line up to be close to the length of your forearm or width of your thumb. It makes eyeballing things trivial. Additionally, so many key points happen to be on these unit's boundaries, like how 6 feet exactly is the manlet cutoff. Bringing the metric system out of the classroom may have seemed good on paper, but its vastly inferior to the initiative customary system for regular use.
>>252987073>>252987291You both need to assimilate or go back to your country immediately.
>>252984246>Complains about the English while speaking English A common trait of a colonised people.
>>253008405No it isn't retard, put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.>>253009968You do that too. Do it now.
>>252987276Surprised this group wasn't posted yet before.There is actually a shoujo smut group that translates to British English all the time every time and the weird thing is their translations are actually really good and a joy to read.I thought OPs picture was by them too at first but they never put a comma before "yeah" like that.
>>253011700Yeah that's innitanon aka nihonshikifag aka Neushaartje aka MajorGartels aka OniityanYamete, funny lad he is innit
>>252996761Minge cat is literally the only reason that game gets any attention these days and it's best thing about it.
>>253011700>go die you wankerlol oh god, thanks anon
>>252985510English is unamerican.
>>252996761Are ye tugging me wings?
>>253008302>thanks to the creator of loonix now MS and google profit from free work at maximum efficiencybeyond based
>>252984246I unironically prefer that script to American English.
>>252985510nah, unironically britishamerican pronunciation is ass-backwards in every regardyou over-pronounce your Rs and say the most random words wrong for no reason, like basil, oregano, aluminium or even people's names like Megan and Craig
>>253003848>No nigga wants to hear that bitch-aaa "aboot" and "sow-ry" shit
>>252984246Post all the three manga/doujinshi that was translated to Australian english.
This British shoujo group is pretty good by the way.I also love how most of their shit is like all the things that make shoujo horrible made entertaining again because the angry reactions are now British.
>>253010457Unless you are from England itself, you are also a colonized cuck, britbong.
>>252987040Measuring things properly and using units you don't like are two different things.
>>252987040They're robots. Notice how inches are always divided into fractions over powers of 2 (3/8, 5/16, 7/128). The volumes (cup, pint, quart, ... , gallon, etc.) are all powers of 2. Binary is just more intuitive for us. And also why they avoid metric. Try writing 1/10 in binary. It's hard to wrap your head around it.
>>252984246>British "people" shouldn't be allowedperiod
>>252984290Makes sense, no one hates the British more than the British
>>253015794No you kill YOURself.
>>252987040call it a quid pro quo
>>252999097I'm more of a lurker anyway
Oi, blimey ya cunt. Square go like. Fancy me mum's spotted dick? Feck.
>>253005545Yes, welcome to english. Colour, favourite, etc. You guys still say "Would" instead of "Wold", right? You only drop the u at random.
>>252991382Just as the American economic machine overwhelmed the globe in WW2, it turned a massive excess of grain into alcohol since at least that wouldn't spoil and flooded the markets until whiskey was cheaper than milk. Those were the conditions that led to rampant alcoholism that makes Russia look restrained and actually getting a constitutional amendment through to ban one of the most popular substances on the planet.
>>253020536Wait, are you implying that Prohibition came after WWII?
>>253009129>measure stuff properly>makes eyeballing things trivialwhy are americans so dumb?
>>253008405THAT'S why? And that happens... how often? Moron.
>>253008244>>15: still cold, wearing some warm clothes helps>15 c>coldPost arm
>>252985510No such thing. English is English.
>>252987073blow it up your ass, gatekeeping is how any community stays good
>>253022856It's blow it OUT your ass.Gatekeeping is for matters like this, where you are too stupid. Too stupid to be pretending you should be a gatekeeper of anything.You get out, fucknoggin.
>>252985965>American English is British English from 350 years agoThen I gotta ask. what happened?