>Britannian cuisine
>>248134736>steak on cerealdo bongs really?
>>248135077That's a delicious milk steak with sprinkles.I'll have you know the late Queen, God Rest Her Soul, ate them every day for both dinner and breakfast
It blows my mind that Pizza Hut wanted in on anime advertising. Imagine if it succeeded and every anime nowadays has sponsors shoved into the plot
>>248135155Well, Code Geass was huge so it was a good investment.
>>248134736Does it really count if Cecile made it?
>>248135155thats what tiger and bunny is and it worked plotwise
>chise_eating_breakfast.jpg
>>248135155>he hasn't bought a Cub yet
The only Britannian cuisine I need is Kallen's ass
>>248136224Eat up, then
>>248136224>>248136272IT'S NOT BRITTANIAN IT'S JAPANESE
>>248136118No wonder why Japanese likes Korean food, which is considered as Garbage in West. Why do Japs think Korean food as Manna from heaven and Delicious Gourmet when Japanese and Chinese food are most famous Asian food in World While Korean food isn't considered delicious in West?
>>248137869Yeah.If we change Britannia to Korea from Code Geass, it looks too same with Modern Japan. For Japan is Area 11 of Korea considering Korean wave, which shows that Japanese Zoomers worship Korea like Black ship(1860s Western Bote of Admiral Perry, with Armstrong cannon). Like K-pop,K-drama,K-movie,Hyundai Ionic and Genesis, K-Webtoon, K-food,K-cosmetics.
>>248138510holy esl
>>248138575Don't u know about Hallyu? That Japanese zoomers worship everything Korean?
>>248138568question mark
>>248135155They do it in China all the time lel
>>248138510This image is bullshit. Korean food is great and British food is decent.>m-m-muh fish and chips and beans on toastGo to a fucking chophouse.
>>248139334This anon in denial
>>248136118Natto is great, it's kind of like cheese except you eat it with rice to make the rice taste less boringThere's literally nothing wrong with fishHaven't eaten whale but post it when it's made into food instead, you could also post random pics of dead pigs/cows but that doesn't make pork and beef bad.>pic is whale meat
>>248139383I have eaten in countries all across the world and I can confidently say Korean is good and British is fine.
>rotting piss drenched sharks>Geese fed with lard until they literally burst>Testicles of bulls (eaten raw and full of bovine cum)>Lard. Just fucking lard and nothing else.>Fish dissolved in dangerous chemical solutions like lye>Blood, so much blood in everything where it doesn't even meshes well with>People who eat pets and allies like horses, one step away from dogs and cats>Rock hard cheese with a fat helping of maggots to soften itNo European is free from sin. You're all culinary savages.Bong food may look unappetizing, but at least it's normal civilized food.
>>248139970I know bongs are retarded but holy shit, this is next level.
>>248140035So which country from the butthurt continent are you from?
>>248139970horse meat is great tho
>>248140088Horses help agriculture and helped Europe become great like a 1000 years ago or something. Eating horses is akin to betraying your trusty dog and raping it.
>>248139970Blood stuff tastes fucking good anon. Try it as a sausage or pancake with lingonberries and it's seriously top tier.
>>248139970>blood sauaage as a argument.But its fine if you guys call it blood pudding and part of your big breakfast, eh?
>>248140143what about oxen? much more important draught animals
>>248139970>Bong shit>Normal civilised foodOh yeah, all that "traditional British restaurant' that can be found at every corner in the countries that were former bong empire and all that tourists from all over the world that are now flocking to bongland for the food...
>>248140787>blood puddinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5UZgELC57ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3sG-J3AuhM
>>248140991>stew>sandwiches>roast
>>248139334korean food is overrated
>>248138510french food is an abomination holy shit
>>248139970Cum isn't stored in testicles and they're tasty when boiled.
>>248141094there was morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch4IWMwwaQU
>>248134736>Code Geass referencing it's Always Sunny in Philadelphiaor>It's Always Sunny in Philly referencing Code GeassI don't know which is stranger
>>248138510>Bongs not being ass hurt when you rightfully call their food shitSee>>248136118
>>248141347Maybe. It's a huge fad right now, and most huge fads are overrated just because they're so hugely highly rated. But Korean food IS good.
>>248141545As a bong I find it more mildly annoying because you hear it all the time, and the only people that actually have any right to claim they're really that much better imo is the Balkans. I miss Beograd.
>>248135155Not watching the isekaid guy with magic Amazon? They're sponsored by real brands.
>>248134736Oi ow dare you Americunts make fun of me favorite supper Milky Steaky Crunchy Surprise
>>248141521I had forgotten about the jellybeans part, that was from the 5th season I think.
>>248136118>bongs seethe so much at this scene they needed to make their own edit
>>248140143Wasting food is retarded, horses become useless if they break their legs and are put down, might as well eat them.
>>248140937I haven't seen any cavalry riding the ox to war.
>>248141718The fact that they're still butthurt about is what makes it so funny. They act like she was taking a shit all over their entire culture and history but all she said was "this food isn't very good", the most mild negative opinion ever.
>>248141691I just checked and Season 5 was 2009 while the second Season of Geass was 2007. Jesus Christ I never would have expected It's Always Sunny of all things to fucking reference Code Geass in a genuinely subtle way what the fuck
>>248141680fairy steakit's a classic down here in nz
>>248141794Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4AI kinda want to try this despite being too much bread
>>248141381Imagine not liking slimy parasite filled fat reptile legs straight from the sewers!
>>248141840why do foreigners only know about our worst cuisineI've never met a fucker from abroad who knew what cullen skink or kedgeree was, and everyone seems to have forgotten why french people call us rosbif
>>248141840I live about half hour drive away, it's actually disgustingly satisfying to eat.
>>248141864Not our fault your worst food is so meme worthy
>>248141955That's not even a real dish aaaaaaaaaargghghghgh
>>248141961Stop reacting in a funny way, over-reacting just gives them more fuel. You wazzock.
>>248141762>cavalryNow, in the days of Rome, you did have horse drawn wagons, but like chariots designed to be lightweight to carry light loads. With the horse collar a horse can pull one ton (from this we get the term Horsepower), without the horse collar the load has to be much lighter, but more then the 400 pound max load on a horse's back. An ox could haul 2 to 3 tons on food that would make a horse sick (and die).Thus oxen was as fast as a man walking, could do 20 miles a day, for days or weeks on end (the same as a man), eat food (and get fat) that would kill a horse, last longer then a horse and pull over twice as much.Horses were faster, almost twice as fast as humans or oxen, but needed better grain to survive and needed more time to graze then oxen (before horses were domesticated it appears that horses were on they way to extinction for the ancestor of cows, oxen, buffalo and bisons were out competing them for the grass all of them were eating).Horses two advantages, faster speed and a off set gait which made riding them easier then camels or oxen, made them ideal for being ridden or fast transport. Oxen was perferred once the wheel and wagon was invented do to lower costs, oxen could survive on bad hay, was as fast as people could walk and could haul heavier loads.
>>248141955Couldn't find an uncensored one and I'm not going fishing in the archives to find it
>>248135155What's even funnier is that Pizza Hut of Japan wanted in on it, but Pizza Hut of America demanded that all references of Pizza Hut be removed from the official dub, basically saying no to free publicity.
>>248141995Considering the subject of Code Geass I don't blame them, not many want their shit in what is basically the Turner Diaries: Japanese edition
>>248141981Well, YOU using words like "wazzock" is what makes foreigners think we go around calling people muppets and gobshites.
>>248135155I rewatched recently. Ordered a supreme from the hut. It was alright, I like their salty grasy buttery crust.
>>248139970Most of these foods seem okay, I imagine this chart was made by an american triggered by organs and blood but who sees nothing wrong with chicken nuggets and 2000cal oreo milkshakes.
>>248139970As someone that's been served fermented herring & lutefisk, I feel like I need to defend it. Once you get past the stench it's actually quite flavorful.
>>248142362They really do seem weirdly offended by blood.
>>248142425Only their masters are supposed to drink blood
>>248142509Americans are ruled by vampires?
>>248139970I pity the fools who can't enjoy organs and blood. Few things hit quite as comfortingly as some good liver or blood with onion.
>>248142684It's weird. Liver and onions are a staple here, but when me and my mate started cooking some in a hostel on holiday some other English people came in and were like "woah, that's a weird dish to be making". Wtf. No it's not.
>>248141381Escargot is fine too. Better than insects.
>>248142530Now you know
>>248142828I should go to America, pick up a dommy vamp sugar mummy
>>248142218But I do call people muppets and gobshites...
>>248142900Then you're a walking meme and you're too working class to be talking to me anyway.
>>248142907Southerner get ye gone.
>>248142940I'm surprised you could take the time out of your busy schedule of stuffing your face at greggs and getting pissed in a spoons to post this.
>>248142964>he thinks I've taken time off getting pissedLaffin'
>>248135155Remember hatsune miku pizza?
>>248142425jewish influence?
>>248143019Yes anon it's the fucking Jews that made it so Americans dislike black pudding
>>248142218What's wrong with wazzock, muppet or gobshite?
>>248143050There's nothing wrong with them, people just use them online WAY more than they use them IRL, and there's a hefty element of playing up how British you are when they do that, too.Also, it's working class.
>>248141991Stargazy pie is great whoever made this chart confirmed for faggot.
>>248143040I see we can't have a rational discussion about the religious significance of blood for jews and their disproportionate influence on american culture?
>>248143192Jews FEAR the way of the ecky thump
I've been abroad in most european countries. The thing with english food is, it can be good, but you have to know the places where you have to go. In the other countries, you just need to know the places to AVOID, everything else will usually be good enough. sorry bongs your food is just trash
>>248143192Jews hate being noticed. But they also have an entire doctrine about being professional victims and profiting off of that.
>>248143253There's some truth in that. British cuisine is fine. British cooking is bad. If you're a good cook you can cook British food and it'll taste good, but most British people can't cook.That said, British restaurants are generally to a good standard. I'm surprised you found it hard to find good restaurants somewhere like London.
>>248143192>British food bad>FUCKING JEEEEEEEWSSSSSSEvery fucking time goddamn
>>248143306I know most of the memes about british fopod being bad are the result of american servicemen stationed in the UK during the time of rationing.>British cooking is badbut this is the bigger problem and primarily the result of food industrialisation and feminism "freeing" women from the kitchen so that their kids can live off of ready meals and takeaways
>>248143397Feminism has nothing to do with it, but yes. Iceland did a number on us.
>>248143380Except they were talking about america?
>>248134736Didn't Cecile make that dish? Even the Britannians hated her food
>>248143408Taking our cod wasn't enough for them...>Feminism has nothing to do with itdo you really believe that it played no role?
>>248143447None. The best chefs are men. I'm not a limpwristed dicklet who needs a servile woman around to cook meals for me.
>>248143418Ok then>British food bad>But whuttabout America>FUCKING JEEEEEEEEEEEEWSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>248143447>do you really believe that it played no role?Working class women always worked, and they got paid much less for it so they had even more pressure to work long hours. It was "proper" middle class women who weren't supposed to work after marriage and which feminism changed. Obviously, a shitload of middle class women still don't work, which is why pretty much everyone I knew grew up with stay at home mothers. What basically happened was that middle class women could get middle class jobs and working class women got paid more for the work they were already doing.The main issue is that we've totally normalised frozen food and also that there's just very little cooking skills being passed down from generation to generation. My friends actively wanted to learn to cook and their fucking parents stopped them from learning because it made them feel like they weren't being good parents if they weren't providing food for her. The fuckers just wanted to look after their health.
>>248143537Ok now we're on topic, how do jewish customs around blood affect food? in some cases they insist on blood being drained in others it was mixed with some sort of ceremonial pastry?
>>248134736>Other countries can't make shit foodThe British food meme is massively overused at this point. The only people who aren't moving on from the joke are the Japanese, who still use post-WWII humor and information for their worldview.An anon on /tv/ showed some Iceland food involving some dead penguin that had been dead for three months and stuffed inside a dead seal. Pic related.
>>248143868Japanese people worship British food in the form of British curry so idk why they'd throw those stones
>>248139970>Switzerland >Nestlékek
>>248136118why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on ricetheir curry is just watered soupramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodleseven instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japanwhy could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?
>>248143868That's an auk, not a penguin
Hilarous how the poor people of /a/ rush to defend their scavenger ways by implying the modern man needs to eat every single piece of a filthy beast to survive. No laddie, real people don't need to eat the asshole and balls of animals. You're not a dirt farmer anymore, get civilized.
>>248144022They're cousins
>>248143397Ah yes, it's because women left the kitchen due evil feminazis that caused everything wrong.Not the fact they HAVE to leave the kitchen or else the average family will starve on single income.But hey, if you wanna be the man of the house, feel free to work 4 jobs to make it go around while the wife stays at home in your 1 room apartment.
>>248144112>Not the fact they HAVE to leave the kitchen or else the average family will starve on single income.Now I wonder what could have caused that?
>>248143997Sushi comes from South East Asia, mr copypasta man
>>248142409Lutefisk literally tastes like dissolved meat in acid. It melts on your tongue before you even get to taste anything but the lye
>>248144041Strange post. Liver and kidneys and heart all have their own delicious flavours. Pates are amazing, roast heart is great (and fried heart is almost as good as steak for a fraction of the price), and barbecued kidneys smothered in cumin and chilli powder is one of the best meals I had in China.
>>248142218>t. has never been called a muppetmy chemistry teacher loved this word too much
>>248143267Damn, they're just like the white /pol/tards...
>>248141995>basically saying no to free publicity.I assume in order to keep the franchise name in, they would have to pay for it to be featured. Marketing Law is a bitch to basically everyone.
>>248144104In the same way that a deer and a cow are cousins, yes
Meanwhile in Russia:
The funniest thing about yuros is how they laugh at the world for eating bugs, disgusting shit completed with animal abuse.Then they proceed to do the EXACT same thing themselves, but then it's "high culture".Like westoids love screaming about Japanese whale hunting, but turns an entirely blind eye to the mass slaughter Faroe does as a festival, or norwegian whale hunting because they're "one 'o ours".
>>248143868Sounds like Hakarl, which is dead sharks burred in the sand after being drenched in urine for several months before being dug up for consumption.So much for "master race"
>>248144151The capitalistic industrialists who are mostly white in Europe wanting to twist every last dime outta the serfs? War loving nationalists who jerks of to war goods productivity?
>>248144377Aw yes, KROTOVUHA!
>>248144510You mean the very same groups that promoted feminism as a way to reduce the value of male labour?
>>248144404>The funniest thing about yuros is how they laugh at the world for eating bugs, disgusting shit completed with animal abuse.No I don't
>>248144684Why are you so obsessed with being the sole simp paypig for women?Is this what growing up with onlyfans and patreon does to a guy?
>>248144684Did you know that women used to do shitloads of work for a tiny amount of money? Seems fucking stupid for the capitalist industrialists to kill that gravy train, huh?
>>248139970what's wrong with horse?
>>248139970Organs are fine but I'll be dammed if I'm eating cheese, much less maggot cheese
>>248144757Yeah, and workers right is just another loss of revenues. Why the fuck did these evil jews push for this shit?
>>248140143>Horses help agriculture and helped Europe become great like a 1000 years ago or somethingso did cows
>248144742>simp paypigzoomer buzzwords detected, disregarding comment.>>248144757Maybe you could ask why they did it, because the evidence shows that they did.
>>248139970Some of them are quite normal?>lard Literally what's wrong with that?
>>248144976>Maybe you could ask why they did itI know this is really hard for you to accept but there's no grand plan to history and there wasn't anyone cackling in the background.
>>248145088>there's no grand plan to historyThere quite literally is, or at least an attempt at it.
>>248145166There quite literally is not.
>>248145179Don't make me cite elders of zion or morals and dogma
>>248145209You can do what you want with your life, anon. It's a free website.
>>248134736it's a milk steak, uncultured swine.
>>248141988Nobleman would literally mog those swarthy manlet peasants plus they fight actual war
>>248144216no, sushi is PURE NIPPON 1000 times folded invention
>>248140991All the good British food takes hours to cook. Except fish and chips of course.
>>248145445Sandwich?
>>248141991>Good>Good >Joke>Scottish Joke
>>248145234Don't you tell me what to do! I shan't do whatever i want just to spite you.
>>248145478>SandwichI mean, they are nice anon but I was more thinking about roasts and meat loaf.
>>248145716Meatloaf is american though?
>>248141798I think Rob, Charlie and Glenn still wrote the episodes back then so that makes me like them more now.
Reminder from Geass lorechads that in the CG world Britannia is America, and the UK is an independent collective and a part of the European Union.
>>248144757Because they worked directly for themselves/their family, you retarded dumfuck. If you repair your own car, it cuts into corpo profits and into taxes and this was the same shit. But I guess that's exploitaition now, right?
>>248145932>Because they worked directly for themselves/their familyThey worked in factories you ignorant shitAre you a teenager? You can't have got through school yet
>>248139970>the worse they could find is "horse steaks"Based. We have the best cuisine in the world and it's not even close.>b-but what about Sicily and SardiniaThey aren't real people, it doesn't count.
>>248139970Sour dough soup is good, stop being a faggot.
>>248144894Only war cows helped win introduced the black plague to Europe. Fuck cows
>>248141545It's more that you faggots do nothing but shit on us and then call it "bantz" when we get tired of your shit. Imagine going up to someone, endlessly telling them you hate them and that they're subhuman, then getting offended when that person doesn't like you when you try to pass if off as a joke.I don't even think it's an American thing, it's more of a sociopath zoomer issue.
>>248147362Euro vs USA fights have been around before even 4chan, like atheist vs christian, dogs vs cats or cut vs uncut debates.
>>248143997https://timeline.com/ramen-path-global-domination-b4d9831dbce
>>248141624I had no idea
>>248147362preaching to the choir my man
>>248138510The hell are the Spanish plates?I think the bottom one is supposed to be paella (black things are mussels?), the middle one might be ham with melon, except the ham in such dish is cured ham (distinctively darker and redder than the pinkish cooked ham) and that looks more like lime than melon; and I have no idea what the right dish is. Should've done tortilla.
>>248139970>dressed herringdressed herring is just diced fish, eggs and vegetables. it's literally completely normal food>deep-fried pizzaonly horrifying from a health standpoint, probably would taste alright>salted pig fati mean if you've eaten a pork chop with salt on it you've already eaten this, weird to have the fat on its own but not revolting>nestlewell their actual products are fine, it's the practices that are the problem>sourdough soupit's just a soup thickened with sourdough flour instead of regular flour so it tastes kind of tangy like sourdough, what's the big deal?>lardused to be a common spread for bread like butter in a lot of places, nothing especially wrong with thatit's weird if they're eating it with like a spoon, though
>>248144257You're supposed to have just a tiny bit on a loaf of bread. With some butter or mayo too.Did you just outright eat the stuff?
>>248139970What are finnish blood pancakes?
>>248135151Those aren't sprinkles, they are the finest jelly beans.
>>248135155Real life products being heavily advertised in anime is old as hell
>>248152074The placenta after birth. It's a cultural thing for the parents to eat it. Something about forging bonds with the kid.