Why are dragons so fat?
In anime they are usually flat lolis though.The minority is well-stacked mature women.
>>237675630And an even smaller minority are well-stacked lolis.
Kobayashi is my wife
>>237676594Go back to cleaning, Tohru.
Just finished rereading volume 8. God, I want that arc adapted so badly.
>>237678183>Dragon battles with KyoAni sakugaA man can dream.
My wife elma is a fat dragon that deserves lots of love for a matter of fat
i need kanna's FAT ASS planted DIRECTLY ON MY FACE RIGHT NOW
>>237679867Leaked season 3 design? Regular Kanna's ass is perfect already
>>237676594>still no sweaty kobayashi sceneplease fix
>>237678183>Dragon Moviesee ya on 2023 at the earliest
>>237679867Kanna sitting on top of you in dragon form.
>>237680258Her dragon form is the prettiest, so I'll allow it (then die)
>>237675397It's not possible to stuff all that awesome into a body Twiggy would want.
>>237680314I want to ride her. Comfiest dragon
>>237676594What's appeal? Not judging just curious
>>237680848Contrarians and autists wanting to marry a "femenine" version of themselves because they feel insecure around woman acting womanly. Kinda like the tomboy thing, now that I think about it
>>237680982Okay then, tell me: what's the appeal of glittery overpriced clown makeup, having to watch shitty romance movies, taking stupid old timey dance classes, and being forced to go social events full of bitches shriek laughing over random gossip while drinking wine?
>>237675397Why do people say dragons are fat? At least in human form they aren't. Maybe if you count Ilulu or Lucoa's boobs on their bodyfat percent and BMI, but that's disingenuous. Elma can't get fat because of how she stores mana from food.Tohru's dragon form, on the other hand...
>>237680848Shes got a solid job, is really smart, has a sense of humor, and is chill. Happy wife, happy life.And shes pretty cute.
>>237681099any woman that has a BMI in the double digits is considered fat by the shut-in incels of /a/.
>>237680982>they feel insecure around woman acting womanlyWe're talking about dragons here. Kobayashi is the only normal one in the bunch, that's part of the appeal.
>>237681095That's not womanly incel. That's the (((media's))) interpretation of a woman.
>>237681195Then enlighten me; what is womanly to you?
>>237681095Your view of femeninity has been subverted by the most extremely toxic examples of it. In this same series you have a lot of examples of healthy archetypes of women, don't need to look anywhere else.
>>237681183Saying Kobayashi is "normal" is kind of a stretch
>>237681345You mean the magic/sword stuff? Yeah, but I was talking about her personality in this case.
>>237675397More to squeeze and love.
>>237681545>If Tohru landed in America
>>237681095What a retarded take. By your logic I guess men have to like sportsball, be brutes with no emotional intelligence whatsoever, watch shitty action movies, and go to social events full of mindless drones laughing and discussing how would they fuck everything thst moves while drinking beer?There's more about sterdotypical traits on men and women than what the american media tells you. Most of us in here have stereotipically male traits, just not the socially desirable ones
>>237681289And it's not like Kobayashi is completely devoid of femininity either. In spite of her usual anxieties and demeanor, she can act very motherly towards Kanna when they spend time together. It's sweet. Plus there's the whole maid cosplay thing.
>>237681099Lucoa is fairly fat but it might be deliberate? I don't know enough about Aztec culture to know if they found that body type attractive. Symbol of fertility or something.Kanna has been getting a bit chubbier. Needs to exercise more.
>>237681627KDL gives Kobayashi 3 heaping spoonfuls of MILF and it immediately made me see her in a different light.
>>237681675the chorogons have literally gone soft
>>237681988Kanna's so dang cute that everyone keeps giving her sweets.
>>237682037Kobayashi needs to stop spoiling her dragons.
>>237680848im not into her but a chill, no drama plain-jane that likes to drink and who actually has a job who isnt a stuck-up lazycunt bimbo
>>237681195>That's the (((media's))) interpretation of a woman.which is how women are now, thanks to them all being raised on 20 years of Gossip Girls, Sex in the City, Love Island, The Bachelor/Bachelorette and Married at First Sightt.my housemates are two mid-30s girls who have done nothing but watch that shit for the last 15 years and they wonder why they think all men are "problematic" rapists
>>237675397I want an dragon to molest me with its tail.
>>237682037She’ll just take them for herself if left alone
>>237681095>I have literally never spoken to a woman, not even my own fucking mother: the postSeriously man do you even know your mom's tastes and hobbies?
>>237682625plain-Jane compared to Elma and Tohru sure, but honestly some of the shots of her especially after Cool himself admitted he realized she was hot are pretty damn fine.
>>237682811Bad dragon, Tohru will punish her later.
>>237682161Does she need to eat less as human? The amount of calories a dragon their size would need is absurd. Adult elephant consume 70k calories a day! How much does that fatass Toru eat?! I don't know her accurate size but she's like 5x elephants easily and fat on top of that. So like 500k calories on rough estimate.How does kobayashi feee that dumb fatass with her shitty pay? And what does Tohru even eat to achieve that? Marizpan has tons of calories so I assume that would be the easiest as far as I know but she would need 100kg of kg of it daily to get 500k calories. Assuming she gets it cheap for 1kg at 20€(100g/2€) then it woule be 2000€ a day! 60k a fucking month! That bitch would drain even rich people sooner or later and that shitty maid job she does is worthless anyway, especially when compared to these numbers. Fuck that I'd turn her into an attraction to pay for her fucking fatass tail, as much I love that fat tail, she needs to earn that food money herself.And don't get me started on how greasy snd gigantic her shita woule be.
>>237683186god we just had the caloric intake discussion in a thread like a week ago. dont need to go there again.but yeah as humans their intake requirements are reduced to match body size. Although Elma derives mana directly from food so she needs to eat more to recharge.
>>237683186Tohru is like a free energy machine.And Kanna actually gets her energy by absorbing Tohru's mana (which tastes bad, by the way), she just eats human food because she likes it.
>>237684405To be fair, every dragon is fatter in Lucoa's spinoff.
>>237684751intentionally, in lucoa's case
>>237675397Because they are all gluttonous pigs
>>237684852>>237684751Ohhh, I'm just a monkey wearing shoes. Even Tohru has colossal breasts in the Lucoa spinoff
>>237685630>Even Tohru has colossal breasts in the Lucoa spinoffoh how she's grown
>>237680848Me personally, maybe a part of me is just a deviant fruit because I’m usually attracted to more androgynous features n women. Still, the gap moe is overwhelmingly strong when I imagine her uncharacteristically feminine moans during sex, when I ram myself violently in and out of her
Ilulu is for...
sleepe on dragan
>>237687155I certainly don't
>>237681095You probably already know this but you don't see many women besides your mom do you...
>"ONLY" 2 Kids in the future
>>237688391quality over quantity
>>237690010That's okay I am also slow
I still haven't read the manga
>>237690147not as slow as this anon at least>>237690153
>>237690153Me too, because I can't read
>>237690765just look at the pictures irulu
>>237690800Can I look at the moving pictures instead?
>>237681195Women are slaves to television
>>237680848She has the best facial expressions in the show.The reactions of characters in Kobayashi are usually most impactful when they are actually subdued. And Kobayashi is of course almost always like that.
because dragons are massive so when transforming into human they will end up fat despite being highly condensed.
>>237691923its just maff
>>237691065>BBRipOh yeah, I should finally grab those I guess.Chorogon question, but can I just ffmpeg out subs directly from old releases to put them on BD raws, or do I have to save them separately first?
>>237692571I have less than no clue.
>>237691065>>237692571wait bdrips are outare they worth redownloading
>>237692712They've been out for a while, its how we got the minidora EX and the OVA episode
>>237692752So that's why DDY release used BD for the OVA, they usually stick with stream rips
>>237684405Tohru is definitely fattening up Kobayashi on purpose. Must want to eat her.
Hey anon, what can I get you?
>>237688391Making the second one snapped his dick. Lucoa fixed it but he's so traumatised that it doesn't go up anymore
>>237693436breast milki mean breasti mean milk duds
>>237690153You should fix that. Saw a good deal on the first 10 books of the main series on ebay recently
>>237693463Milk duds? It's probably in the storage room if you couldn't see them on the shelves. Hang on.
>>237693585There you go! Milk... Duds. What a weird shape... Anon? The candies.
>>237693695yeah, they're kinda penis-i mean-well, no they are kind of penis-shaped.anyway, thanks. how much do i owe you?
>>237680848She's a genuinely good person, that you want to see happy. I guess it is a bit of a "I can fix her!" thing, just more subdued - in a "I can make her happpy." kind of way.Plus she has a stable job and a hobby she is passionate about, that's both things that make a person attractive.
>>237690153Well, what are you waiting for?
>>237693750They look like deflated balloons I'd say. And the price is on the box anon, look. The box, not...
>>237694092ah, uhsorry, here you go. keep the change.
In case you missed it, they licensed Fafnir's spinoff:https://sevenseasentertainment.com/2022/05/11/seven-seas-licenses-miss-kobayashis-dragon-maid-fafnir-the-recluse-manga-series/
>>237691309She's not dumb, just an eel out of water.
>>237694938But she looks dumb even when she's in water
>>237693436Yeah, sorry if it sounds weird, but... I've seen you hang out with an office lady a couple of times... Well, actually two, but I'm talking about the one with dark hair and blue eyes. You see, I heard you were talking about food, and I know about a couple of nice all-you-can-eat buffets, so... Yeah, let me know if she's interested
>>237680314I want to hug Kanna so bad
>>237693406But she'd rather be eaten.
>>237693406>>237697164Tohru would definitely fatten herself to make her tail taste better for Kobayashi
>>237675397Hotdogging with Tohru
>>237699514She'd beg you to put it in properly
>>237699927I am cruel, so I will deny her for as long as possible
>>237699465Thicker than their torsos
>>237700212Furry/guro/lolikon/shota porn outside of /b/.
>>237694306Grabbing it as soon as pre-orders go up
>>237699514Hotdogs with Kanna.
>>237701555I would put my dick between Kanna's ass cheeks too desu
>>237700002Tohru's tail is bigger.
>>237701599Based. There's nothing quite like having a grown ass woman and a little girl at the same time.
>>237701629Only in human form, Elma's all tail
>>237701743Definitely, it's the best of both worlds. Whether it's Tohru's big womanly butt crashing on my lap or Kanna's outrageously plump (for her size) ass grinding on me
Kanna is flat, but also fat.
>>237702828Delicious on both sides
>>237682663Are you sure about that?
What's the appeal of this anime? I watched the first episode of the first season yesterday because I like dragons and stuff like that. it was fun yeah, but does this have cool fights?
>>237703104Watch the second episode and find out
>>237703066I can fit that whole thing up my ass.
>>237702907I thought it looked like she was wearing a diaper but her ass cheek is just that fat in the OVA. No wonder she's popular at school
>>237705020Why are her pants unzipped?
>>237704415Teasing lolidom is the best kind
>>237705168Whole-heartedly agree, I want to be teased by Kanna's big ass and thighs
same reason aristocrats are, you can get really fat and lazy on villagers paying you tribute
I wanna laze around with anon.
>>237706870Go back to work, Ilulu.
>>237707051Don't wanna, shop's closed.
>>237706870I wanna laze around with my head between your boobs.
>>237707061But it's Friday.
>>237707063With or without clothes on? Come here anon, I require human contact.>>237707122Friday night for me. Shop is closed and that's final.
>>237680848As other Anons have said, Kobayashi has a lot of attractive traits that aren't physical: she's kind, chill, good-hearted, drama-free, a hard worker, has a good job, and likes to drink.Mob-face/plain girls, DFC, droopy sanpaku eyes, and androgynous girls are also peoples' kinks.
>>237707174Friday night is the perfect time for cuddling
>>237683356I have met tohru and can confirm that her rage is actually bottomless
>>237707174Without clothes! That way there's less to remove when I want to get paizuri from those huge flame sacs. Sure, I'm on my way.
>>237705020It seems that Kobayashi has already got a sweet tooth from being around Elma so much.
>>237707258The week ended so now you have all the time to be lazy and do whatever, preferably nothing. Goblin mode, eating junk and staying all day inside with me.>>237707323Naked cuddles and a good rubbing down there? Sure anon, but thing is... we can't do that, blue board. I'd love to though.
>>237695267Oh, you're talking about Elma! She's been in here the entire time, she tries to snitch snacks while using the invisibility spell. Maybe she doesn't remember that I'm a dragon too, I don't know. She becomes dumb like that when she's hungry. Oops, I said something I shouldn't. Just forget the dragon stuff, okay?
>>237707533Strange, there's another me again.
>>237707457Oh yeah, I understand that. Can't go too far. Better to just talk about how much I'd like to get smothered by your huge sweaty boobs for a few hours and call it a day.
>>237706716And they can also eat the villagers.
>>237707610>>237707533This is getting out of hand. Now there is two of them!
>>237707533>Just forget the dragon stuff, okay?H-haha, yeah, you too
>>237707643It can't be helped, but we can cuddle all you want, it's safe. And we'd do it for hours like you said. The lewd stuff, that is. It's fun. And a nice workout too. Sucks about cleanup though.>>237707772Yup. Very strange.
>>237707760Kanna has changed, now she only does catch and release.
>>237691480Women are slaves to the Internet, just like you are.
>>237707901Cuddling works for me, very nice warm up before the good stuff. Sorry about that, wish I could not make such a big mess but it's kinda hard to hold back with boobs as huge as those.>>237708113Casual Iruru is cute but I do want to get ravaged by the vicious one
>>237707610Nah, you're just becoming more human by the day... And that includes human illneses, like schizophrenia
>>237708189Everybody loves cuddles, I'm perfect for this activity. And if you get too horny you know what to do already. But if we're in bed you'll have to make sure nothing spills out or I'll get mad. Bring napkins too. And please... when you say you're done I expect you to keep to your words. Have another go right after if you need, don't wake me up in the middle of the night if you wanted seconds, or thirds. Think of my sleeping schedule and yours as well.>>237708202No anon, I swear there's actually two of us, it happened in the past.
>>237708509Undeniably true. Soft body and two big warm pillows, there's only one other person who'd make a better cuddle partner than you. I promise, I'll get out all of my urges before we settle in for the night. No middle of night lust where I try to do something while you're sleeping, I know it can get annoying sometimes so I'll make sure everything's spent. Although I feel like you'd definitely make sure I'd be empty even if I tried to be sneaky about it.
stop it right this moment I am feeling envious
>>237708752Very cool anon, I like you already. And cuddling is even better after venting your stress out. And about that... I can do it for you, I don't mind. But it'll probably too energetic for a regular human. And men gotta take the lead too, it's only fair they get to feel in charge even with a dragon. That's all for today though, bye anon.>>237708854About what?
>>237708854Cute envious dragon>>237709000It's no big deal, just wanna show my cuddle partner some consideration. Nothing better than getting to snuggle after some good releasing, after all. And well, I'm not against it if you want to take charge all the time, being led around by a dragon sounds like it can very exciting.. and a bit dangerous too.Thanks for the little chat though, cya around Iruru.
>>237709000about being Iruru
>>237709150Understandable, being a dragon capable of destroying all humans must be great
>>237709150Would cuddle with you too
I want to eat Tohru's horn.
After years of living on earth which dragon gets the fattest and how
>>237710467Likely none. Elma can eat thousands of calories a day and still remain in good shape, so they'd probably have to eat hundreds of people's worth of human meals daily to really push their metabolisms.
>>237693874>>237693495I just don't really like reading that much
>>237710747>he says while reading posts on an image board
>>237710747Please don't tell me that you watched it dubbed.
>>237693462Are you for real
>>237711582Anyone who watches the Fuckupmation dub needs to be shot like the WOKE retard they are.
>>237711636what's with the weird connection between st in this font
>>237711582I'll be honest and tell you I did at first but it was literally the one that made me eventually swear off dubs entirely and never watch them againI still have a hard time keeping up with subtitles sometimes
>>237710701Elma is special though, she can eat a lot more than the rest because it all goes to her mana pool. Kanna, on the other hand... Let's just say she doesn't have boobs or the metabolism to keep her calorie intake. Just look at her legs compared to her introduction
>>237711693>I still have a hard time keeping up with subtitles sometimesThe good thing about manga is that you can read it at your own pace, so you won't have that problem.
>>237711932the problem is then that I end up reading everything super slowly and it wears me outplus I just like colors and sound and things that move a lot more
>>237710467Lucoa will grow a belly, but not from eating.
>>237710467>>237710701That or a lot really quickly as the only examples of their body’s being effected was in the eating competition short with Elma.
>>237713465Also, in Elma's spinoff Kanna and Ilulu got sick one time from eating too much when they tried to keep up with Elma.
>>237714957Tohru is fat, FAT!
lel I laughed
>>237710747A good book can change your life
I summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Kanna and end my turn! Your move /a/!
>>237715939You laugh now, but Fafnir recently first tried Malenia.
>>237716647would fafnir succumb to cheese strats or does he git gud or die trying
>>237716647Wut? that's in the manga?
>>237683070How does one punish a chorogon?
>>237716696He's really greedy, but too prideful to cheese.
>>237716301I don't believe you
>>237717585I found out yesterday that Tohru can vibrate her tail. Finished S yesterday, don't know if I like it more or the first season.
>>237717908Elma is waiting her turn.
>>237716501Imagine... triple the head pats.
>>237718262But you only have two hands.
>>237717908>>237718080Probably wondering if she can do the same thing with her tail
>>237718293hmm... maybe Godrick was on to something...
>>237682843Wine and antiques roadshow, Covid barely changed my mum's life.
>>237675397They got chubbier
>>237720311this reminds me of something...
>>237718585I wonder if she can eat it
>>237688391Shota was only in his early 20sThere is plenty of time
>>237721368Elma wishes she could eat Tohru's tail.
>>237717101In Kanna's case, lots of spanking.
>>237723528Hey Iruru, how's the dagashia?
>>237723561The Candy Store? It's... peaceful, but I like it. And learning about everything we sell is fun in itself.
>>237680982I fucking hate people like you irl, why the fuck you have to default everything to pseudo improvised psychology? If a guy says to like tomboys doesn't fucking means there's some underlying freudian homo shit but that MAYBE he's just into athletic, earnest and playful girls, jhc!
>>237723259Nice pom poms.
>>237675397Because dragons are strong as hell so they can deal with the extra weight.
>>237723822>imagine getting so mad over a bait using pseud psychologyI don't think you realise how insecure that makes you sound
>>237724468I know that HERE is just bait i was just venting about how i fucking hate that shit irl
>>237715280she can grow even fatter anon
>>237703529that's a big ass
>>237725786headpats are terrifying
>just watched episode 9 of s>tfw no more chorogons after just 3 more episodes
>>237725796This is BEFORE Kobayashi started doling out headpats.There's a reason the doragons stay away from earth
the gon's gon crazy
Iruru is peak female character design.
>>237680982Why is it that whenever I see the word "insecure", it's surrounded by the most idiotic drivel?
>>237726801ironically, thats what insecurity does to you
>>237726801It could be because you feel personally attacked by whatever he's saying. Or maybe because it's really idiotic, but the usual response when someone says something retarded on the internet is making fun of him, not sperging out
>>237694306A great a spinoff of the worst character.
>>237703104There are a few surprisingly great fights in both season but it's also mainly SoL and titty monster fest series.
>>237726752I FUCKING SEX IRURUSEX IRURUSEX IRURUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SEX SEX SEX IRURU SEX
>>237727854What kind of sex?
>>237727934Rough, violent, cervix slamming, tit squeezing, motorboating, cheek slapping animalistic SEX finishing with Iruru hodling me down while I cum inside her before she starts biting off and eating chunks of my flesh until only bones remain.
>>237728002That's way too violent anon, you wouldn't survive it.
>>237728237That's the point
>>237720311Damnit Blackwells, send me this book already. Their delivery is painfully slow but they were the first place to restock 9 and 10
>>237725813Make sure you watch the OVA and shorts then
>>237728324But you'll die.
FAT CHORAGON TAIL
>>237729124>But you'll die.While cumming*
>>237729269But people die when they are killed, and you still want to?
>>237729424If it's by Iruru she could fly me to the stratosphere and drop me on my head
>>237681584She wouldn't land in America. Voodoo or ancient indian burial grounds would break her cloaking, and she'd get blown up by missiles.
>>237727934>>237729124Need Iruru breaking my pelvis with paizuri
>>237729921Except I would protect her from it
>>237681675Yeah, I saved it. Here you loser. Use the archive next time.
>>237729948I really wanna do it anon, just so you know. But I can't get too descriptive here.
>>237730468Forced paizuri by IruruForced blowjob by IruruForced amazon press by IruruForced tongue kissing by IruruBeing choked by IruruBeing bitten by IruruBeing licked by IruruBeing squeezed by IruruEjaculating inside IruruBeing eaten by Iruru
>>237730842sounds like a nice afternoon
>>237729206there can only be one!
>>237730842That a whole menu to go through anon, but I'm not gonna eat you. #1, #2, #4, #7 and #8, that should be enough to get a party going and fireworks shooting off by the dozen, hmm?
>>237675630>The minority is well-stacked mature women.
fucking REIPU Iruru
>>237680848shes literally me but female, we even have the same job
>>237731499You're a big tiddy candy store attendant?
>>237731046Move on you old hag!
>>237731413>you try and rape her>actually get to penetrate while holding her arms behind her back>a few thrusts and she lets out a sinister giggle>"The fuck, she's into this"?>NOPE>suddenly she escapes your grip>flips around on the axis of your dick>tail and claws pop out>grabs you HARD>with that wicked grin on her face starts raping you>you black out from the paingasm
does the manga ever graduate from this chickenscratchings style? I'm only a few chapters in
Kanna's butt is fat!
>>237731864Getting RAPED by Iruru!!!
>>237730842Can I get the Iruru Special without the choking, biting and eating? And a side of fries
>>237731944I want those cheeks to squeeze me until I'm shooting blanks
>>237731047I wouldn't last a minute between those
>>237732089>This restaurant does not accept special instructions
>>237680982I fucking wish I were a masculine version of Kobayashi. Kobayashi has her shit together
>>237675397Chorogons? are chorogons /lgbt/ stuff? its a geh stuff??
>>237732168It's not about about how long you can last, but how many times you can do it.
>>237732487Mine is kinda smell so I'm not sure how many times I could do it before I'm sore and spent, especially with heavy looking boobs like those
>>237732683Three times, then I'll let you walk away. But I feel bad about your size so I'll keep you between them as long as you want, like a hot relaxing bath.
>>237692571You can do something like `ffmpeg -i bdraw.mkv -itsoffset 0.7 -i withsubs.mkv -c copy -map 0:v -map 0:a -map 1:s -shortest -y bd+subs.mkv`. You might need to play with -itsoffset N a bit or omit it if the subs are desynced. For example, here are some arbitrary video, audio and subtitle streams mixed together: https://litter.catbox.moe/zvpz1k.mkv
>>237732264The last thing you see before you die
>>237732938you just know
>>237732784A-ah, that's very generous of you, Iruru. I might end up cumming more the longer you keep me between them and end up unable to pull away though..
>>237707901Did Iruru start a boobs-on-shelf trend?
>>237731920Once s1 aired, he started copying kyoani designs to varying degrees.
>>237733486Anon, this is a blue board
>>237729206>that namePicked the fuck up
>>237733833The meme synchronicity is waxing again. Something is going to happen.
>>237733486what is it with dragons and their tails?
>>237731944Built for assjobs
>>237734057It's their charm point, right next to their fangs
>>237734094fangs are hot
>>237685630my penis was shot out of this universe when I saw that tohru panel the first time
>>237733486It's a shame that the rest of the show is not as cute as this episode
>>237736246I like when they're subtle
>>237733486>you will never help your dragon get the base of her tail cleanwhy go on? what is left to us?
Eating Tohru's tail while it's still attached to her.
>>237729206Tohru's got some competition.
>>237726479How do you uncrazy her?
>>237681095all this other shit sounds like you got it from some boomer sitcom but watching romance flicks with your girl is comfy and nice and i’m sorry that you never got the opportunity
>>237685630Who would give the best sweaty paizuri of those three?
>>237738322>Manaria FriendsTY. I needed another slice of cute anime.
>>237742169The downside is that it is too short.
You could literally walk to Iruru and shove it in from the front it'll fit just fine.
>>237743191You might not be able to pull it out afterwards.
>>237743229I gotta do it, no matter the consequences I'll thrust my dick in her flame sacs and pound as hard as I can.
>>237742134Lucoa. Tohru and Elma have 0 experience.
>>237743229I will hump those boobs even if I expire
Your maid for the day.
>>237739358That's a fleshfang, the inferior version.
>>237743695She already knows what I want
>>237744265Oh shit I'm sorry
>>237744241For how long do you microwave an Ilulu?
>>237745517Until her bags burst.
>>237745517Until she's comfortably warm.
>>237744663God I wish there was someone like Elma on my boring dead end office job
>>237744836Tohru should share her wife with her girlfriend.
I LOVE CHOROGONAS MUCH AS CAN BEI LOVE CHOROGONWHATEVER THEY EATI LOVE TOHRU AND ELMA AND KANNA, THAT'S THREE!BUT I REALLY WANT ILULUTO KILLULU, ME
>>237748717What the fuck did they put in Kobayashi's drink?
>>237747580that's too much dragon for one wife
>>237748717>BUT I REALLY WANT ILULU>TO KILLULU, ME
>>237743695Is she also a loyal sex slave like Tohru?
>>237731920>does the manga ever graduate from this chickenscratchings style?Yes, but I wish it didn't. That early style had charm.
If Iruru was my freeloading roommate that would be the best thing ever I love her so much
>>237729973Old myths are such a fun clusterfuck
>>237751771Tohru should strike back with: No maid for one week.
>>237752262Good luck, Kobayashi's already got multiple scabs in the wings.
>>237749411You could train her to be one.
>>237752661Whats wrong with Elma in this picture?
>>237727687Honestly I can't really disagree that he's the worst character, but the concept of a treasure-hoarding dragon becoming an Otaku, a hobby that tasks you with collecting an effectively limitless amount of "treasure", is pretty clever and funny. It's like the ultimate Skinner Box for the treasure-hoarding instincts of dragons.Can you imagine the purchasing habits of an Otaku with unimaginable wealth?
>>237753094she found some tasty treats under kobayashi's sink!
Okay, whose been feeding Iruru extra?
>>237754905How do eels fly?
You say I can freeload all I want if I squeeze you every day? Deal.
>>237754905>>237755502Have we seen Iruru yet?
>>237755565In the manga, yes, but we have yet to see it in the anime in all its glory.
>>237739016That whole show was fantastic. Very cute girls.
>>237755502>Iruru forcing herself into my house and freeloading>Any complaints just have her squeezing me dry until I can't move
>>237756173And keep the fridge topped with food too. And snacks. Buy lube too.
>>237756173living the dream
>>237756213M-my wallet..>>237756219A life worth getting isekai'd for
>>237756265You'll do my laundry too, hehe. Maybe even cleaning my body in the bathroom since I'm in your care.
>>237756322>You'll do my laundry too, hehe.Well that shouldn't be hard since you wear the same clothes all the time. Not like you have a lot to clean>Maybe even cleaning my body in the bathroom since I'm in your care.You can handle that much yourself
>>237756173God I wishI want to be freeloader Iruru's slave!!!
>>237756373I'll have you know dragons don't get dirty like humans, I only do it because that's a human routine. Tssk, anon doesn't even wanna clean my sublime human form, oh well.
>>237756373Ilulu's clothes are her scales actually, she learned it from Tohru.In essence, she walks around naked all the time.
>>237756518Sure sure, just "human routine" little miss stinky dragon. I feel like I get to touch enough of your sublime human form during your 'extractions' so I do want a moment to myself at least once during the day.
>>237756322>in the bathroomnah, you're getting the hose you unwashed propane tank
>>237756638But she's made of fire, you wanna put her out?
>>237756820is it true that you eat fire?
>>237755502smelly boob dragon
>>237756847I eat, store, and can shoot fire anon, that's what dragons do.>>237756950Rude weak human.
>>237757171The absolute state of Dragon Maid threads
Iruru is the perfect woman.
These fat dragons need some exercise.
>>237758392They get plenty of exercise, it's just that Kobayashi is very loose with the chorogon treats
>>237744663sorry for wut?
>>237727687He's the least developed regular dragon because this is a series largely focused on tits.
>>237756519Unless that's a recent development, she wears Tohru's clothes because she sucks at magic
>>237760054In Kanna's spinoff it was shown that she already knows how to transform her clothes.
What's the appeal of Iriru?
>>237760195The autismThe titsAnd the fact you'd have a chance with her
>>237760195Short n' busty, cute face/eyes, her change from wild to tame, likes children, her being very upfront but also kinda dumb.
>>237760165Ah, bet it's in volume 3 then. One of the two from Kanna's series I'm missing
>>237760540It's Volume 7, Ch. 65, the wardrobe change chapter.
>>237759219Who do you think won in here?
>>237760909Elma won, she won Tohru.
I've been very sick recently and I'm reminded how much it sucks when you live by yourself. Wish I had a chorogon who would move heaven and earth for me when I was sick.
>>237761120Sick or not, I need a chorogon to pamper me.
>>237753490She could just eat tide pods. But they're probably less tasty than candy.
>>237759876COOL is just too horny
>>237759876If they gave it to some no name w/ a few dozen yaoi doujinshi under her belt, it could become something amazing.
You really had to report Iruruposting in a Dragon Maid thread?
>>237764546Avatars, roleplayers and furries cannot be tolerated.
>>237764934No fun allowed, got it.
>>237758218yeah, now it's just completely boring
>>237767278Blame the one who reported
>>237770592>all these files deletedMods are being fags as usual I assume?
>>237767278It has to be fun for most people involved, not only for the anon roleplaying. Most people in here hate avatarfags to the point of becoming a rule on /a/, and I guess that's also why they reported and then shut down your LARP
>>237771821An avatarfag got nuked. It was a single guy spamming dozens of pics and roleplaying as Ilulu (and I know it's only one since >>237707533 also tried to LARP and is still up). Guess someone got mad and reported him.
>>237771983Post more Iruru for my folder please.
Isn't that from the guy who made Goat-Chan?
>>237773178yes, still a work in progress
>>237676594we know, tohru
>>237768596Tohru is a good mum.
>>237753682I fed her dussy my cum
>>237761413That's quite the intense kiss.Captcha: ARGRY
>>237775073This mangaka (ShakeO) would be perfect for an Ilulu spinoff.
Less Iruru, more Elma
>>237680848unpretentious autistic women who don't think they're beautiful are god's gift to man
>>237759711Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our fangs, especially since they're such a good size and all.
>>237779330Would've been much better with tails instead of fangs
>>237776155>That's quite the intense kiss.Yeah, it killed thousands around it.
>>237779466oh i see that, Damocles gives you a good advice
>>237780549>Saikawa will never see Kanna grow upIt hurts.
>>237780840If Kanna can get hold of some prepared Tohru tail meat...
>>237780648I like that they hang out together more frequently now, in the manga.
Less chorogons, more Kobayashi.
>>237783623Would Kanna really not have done it if they had not been interrupted?
>>237784360She would have deflowered Saikawa right then and there.
>>237681604Yes? That's exactly what archetype people think when they hear the word masculinity
>>237785215Maybe if you live in a country where Hollywood propaganda has rotten the core of your society long ago, but not everywhere. At least I know in my country that's not what people think when asked about masculinity. Maybe if you asked about western decadence they would think about something like >>237681604 or >>237681095
>>237675397Have you ever seen a dragon? She's big.
>>237780840if Saikawa is very lucky and takes great care of herself, she might live to see Kanna turn "10".If humans as a species are very lucky and take good care of ourselves, we may one day get to see adult Kanna.
>>237787547Adult Kanna would have bigger boobs.
>>237788535then you draw her your way.
>>237785618I'm still not entirely sure what most anons think "feminine" means (as opposed to "masculine") if it's not highly superficial things like makeup, clothes, and hobbies.What, is someone just "being friendly" feminine to you guys? That sounds like the bare minimum anyone should want from a partner regardless of what their tastes are.
>>237790692shes so cute im gonna kill myself
>>237788814This is about right.
>>237790692Maidbayashi actually doing maid stuff when?
>>237793142Not unless you figure out how to dip into the mirror universe and get a copy of Miss Kobayashi: Dragon's Maid
I love Tohru!
>>237793759Don't we all?
>>237794158Then unbore yourself.
>>237794158Bored and thinking about having my own Iruru...
>>237794809Is it that simple? I thought it would be Iruru who would pick a guy and live (freeload) with him.
Eat tail. Now.
>>237795286>Kobayashi would rather poison her body with alcohol than heal it with tailWhy is she like that?
Which dragon is the biggest crybaby?
>>237796566Kanna cries a lot in her spinoff.
>>237755499Please no make fun of my wife she may be a bit clumsy but she's adorable and cute and funny and can code.
>>237784360She would have undressed Saikawa, realised neither of them had a penis and settled for licking her clean
>>237793759Is there anything exclusive to that combo pack or is it just the DVD and Blu-ray releases in a single case?
I'm still waiting for a S1+S2 Blu-Ray release.
>>237798039I would have waited for that but, knowing my luck, a movie or third season would have been announced as soon as it arrived.
>>237798156Please order it anon, for the sake of all of us.
>>237798740>hungry>nibbles at your crotchKanna..... no. Don't give ideas
>>237801444My favorite was Fukushima Floppers.
Tohru is best chorogon.
>>237764934Thanks for admitting that you reported that post.
>>237806033Yeah, those tourists think they're accepted here.