TL Note: "Anzu" means "SEX".
I want to pump 3 kids into Anzu
I want to pump 3 kids into Anchovy.
>>232972060The G in 5G stands for Girls und Panzer
>>232972060>>232972528That's a plank
>>232973106What the fuck is the flak tower even doing in that pic, did they really just pick out the most evil looking tower for their conspiracy propaganda pictures?
But this not yuri.
Someone in the previous thread mentioned Darjeeling and Kay not having a lot of scenes interacting with each other and I feel the same. I have this short chapter of them having tea with each other that I can share though, from a GuP book I bought in Japan. I don't think there's even scans of it available online unfortunately. It really feels like you're shooting yourself in the foot if you want GuP content without knowing Japanese.
>>232973615Here's the book it's from. I have Miho's, Nishi's, Mika's, and Alice's as well. If anyone knows any scans of them, that'd be appreciated.
I can't believe Anchovy is dead
>>232973993Sex with DUCE
>>232973993sic semper tyrannis
>>232972060She reminds me of Kuroko.Flat hot petite twintail.
>>232972528That's the maximum number her belly can handle at any one time.
>>232974130Anzu is perflat.
>>232972060how can someone with such a child-like body be so fuckin' hot? miho is lucky to have her
Wish they make new music for the Finns in DF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91FuK11QvU
>>232974130I'm not really a flat lover but damn, I like Kuroko so much.
>>232973106Why is she so sad about turning into an anime girl?
rare hair-down Darl sighting
>>232974240They will. Just like what they did with Chihatan with Charge Ballad.
>>232972060Why is the pacing of this series so weird? It moves extremely fast, and at times it feels as if they skip events. I'm currently on episode 7, and it's disappointing to see that they didn't show the match against Anzio.
>>232974739Production fun. Plus they had Anzio battle as separate OVA.
>>232974739>I'm only partway through the series but here's my opinion on the whole thingfinish watching it first, then judge
>>232974962built for assam
>>232975295Don't worry, Dvce knows what she's doing
>>232974657>>232974962built for rajesh
>>232973615That was me, and yeah its a shame a lot of the content simply isn't possible without knowing Japanese. Just hope they at least don't end making GuP after Das Finale at this point.
>>232974739>Why is the pacing of this series so weird? It moves extremely fastBecause it is not some shitty slow-paced LN adaptation but a decently paced anime original show.Plus in some cases they do skip evens because they were released as separate OVAs like the one about Anzio school
>>232976667>decently paced animeIt took them three episodes to introduce the characters, establish the Senshado club, find the tanks and restore them, train and start the first friendly match. The series is incredibly fast-paced. And the producers were aware of this fact, otherwise they wouldn't have bothered to release OVAs to fill in the blanks.
>>232977152relative to other series yeah but this is mostly a cute girls doing tank shit show and the creators know thatI appreciate it more than wasting my time
God knows how much I love this new meme. Something about smug flatties gets me going real good.
>>232977343Smug flatties are the best
>>232977152>It took them three episodes to introduce the characters, establish the Senshado club, find the tanks and restore themNow that you've mentioned it, I guess the beginning was indeed rather slow-paced
>>232977434How old is Anzu?
>>232974645She knows that she will not have human rights anymore and that nobody would ever save her.
TL Note: "Murakami" means "CUTE."
the kindergarden GuP doujin is so heart warming and cute, genuine DVCE fans need to read it right now.
>>232978396https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/11451theres also a new one that is still ongoinghttps://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3528146?q=pool%3A11451
late to watching daikon war but holy shit the emphasis on Saori's thighs.
I love these comics.
man i watched this series and the first movie last year and loved it but it sucks im gonna have to wait another year or so for the other 6 films to be ripped on blu-ray
>>232980783Should we tell him?
>>232980783Same,being a GuP fan is suffering.
>>232972528Why are her ears so low on her head? Why have I never noticed it before?
>>232980783i hope this is a joke, otherwise your mind will be blown anon...
>>232980905Gah! Now I can't unsee it!
>>232974355Why does Anzu wear a bra when she has no boobs?
>>232980923are they all already out or something, i wasnt kidding
>>232980905And? I've seen plenty of weird ears IRL.
>>232981107I'm so sorry anon
>>232981107Google is your friend
Why don't we have a rewatch every month?
>>232978831>>232978856These are great
>>232974240Not a fan of that one seems to slow, I much prefer Kauan on Karsitty and Njet Molotoffhttps://youtu.be/1nehkhIOa-0>>232974739>>232977441the pacing of the show is probably the worst part of the whole series. It takes them forever to get the good part, then they start to accelerate and skip through stuff, then can't stop cutting matches in half. I think the der Film stands at the peak of the show because it avoids those issues.
>>232981107Das Finale 1 2 and 3 are out, their OVAs too, 9anime, gogoanime, or just nyaa if you want to torrent, go have a blast Anon
>>232974240I think they can pass on that. It was fun when few teams sang something, but if every team does the same it becomes repetitive.
>>232981919No i think i didnt explain myself well enough, i wanted to wait for all 6 to be out before watching
>>232982011I don't think you can retain interest in a series after 6 years of not watching it if that's really your plan.
>>232981982There are only 3 teams without a dedicated march scene (Anzio, Jatkosota, University). I like what they've been doing in das Finale and mix it up. Onion chant in first person was more fun then the Katyusha rip-off, and Chi-Ha-Tan covering an old song from the 50s was pretty fun. I would like Jatkosota having a dedicated song scene, but I guess we always have the polkka.
>>232982186well if he does that he will end up forgetting somewhat most of it, therefore the experience of re-watching will be great, and then even greater due to him not knowing how DF is going so far, at least that was the case with mine.
>>232982186>>232982392i dunno, watching 3 mini films then waiting a while for the other 3 sounds pretty shit to me
>>232982440he meant wait until all Das Finale films release, not watch the first 3 then wait for the other 3
Is it harmful to listen to Piece of Youth on a loop?
>>232973247IIRC the original pic has an actual 5G phone tower. Or maybe 3G/4G, they all look the same to me.
>>232972060This little slut actually enjoyed the anglerfish dance.She doesn't even care that she can't get married anymore after that.Why would you care if all you want is pump and dump.Why indeed.
>>232982894Of course they'd look the same, you complete moron.
>>232981469Every month is a bit much.
>>232982978Then 1h of GuP every month.
>>232982953Don't act so smug, they do genuinely look different.
>>232972060God I want to wipe the smugness out of her face by bullying her and make her feel unattractive because of that flat chest.
>>232983374Impossible, she knows about her fans.
>>232982922>can't get married anymore after thatMore guppies for me then
B I GI G
>>232983590This. Confident flatties are unflappable. They know their distinct appeal and thus are beyond breast envy and powerful because of it.
NEW KATYUSHA JUST DROPPED!
I WILL mindbreak Anzu
>>232984077Anzu WILL mindbreak me.
>>232984077The Great Katyusha 'Drifting snow' of Pravda could do it in mere seconds!
>>232983852Cute tummy and bellybutton
Love is mutual mindbreak.
>>232974130>>232972060You're all such horny men of taste
>>232982839I don't really like to listen to GuP OST alot because most of them end up making me nostalgic for the characters and the GuP universe, though Piece of Youth would be the perfect music for a ending montange of them all.
>>232984389You can only choose one
>>232984436Anchovy new years shrine date ez.
>>232974962Nice picture. D's iconic plaits are of course one of the best hairstyles of all time, but it doesn't hurt to show she can rock the natural look too.
>>232984436Let's go with Pep, I love this dummy so much.
I want panzercake
>>232984077Get her to trust you enough and I bet she'll show you her not confident side.
>>232973106Is that in the Augarten in Vienna? I just walked around that tower like three days ago!
How will the Maus job against Gloriana? Sniped by a Churchill? Some retarded speed demon kill by a Crusader?
>>232984835did you turn into saori?
Why is she so smug?What is in the box?
>>232984907Your waifu's heart.
>>232984864Remember back when Ooarai took it down with the Hezter? a scene happens where Darjeeling says ''we should try that with our Mark IV'', i hope they do turn that into a real scene in DF4, a great foreshadowing callback.
>>232984969What if anzu is your waifu?
>>232984864Rosehip will just smash the entire Crusader platoon into it.
>>232985157Will those be able to just push the fucker into some water? I'd lose my sides if they really did that
>>232985297ATTACKEDBYB U T T S
>>232985297This is how I want to die.
>>232985202If anything they could weasel underneath it and carry it to some water. That would be a sight.
>>232985297I wonder how much skin they still had on their hands after that exercise. It's smoother than a rope I once slid down and fucked my hands up, but I can't imagine it being much better.
>>232985297I live for guppy butts.
>>232985297Kept you waiting, huh?
>>232985800I won't take advantage of a retard I won't take advantage of a retard I won't take advantage of a retard I won't take advantage of a retard I won't take advantage of a retard
>>232985688You don't actually grab the pole, legs squeeze it, and hands are there loosely just to secure that you stay upright.
>>232985800Which guppy has the best butt?
>>232985800Don't we all>>232986014For me, it's Taeko
>>232985942I see. They do have socks, but their thighs are bare. If they clench the sock covered parts I guess they should be all right.
>>232986215That doesn't narrow it down at all
>>232985688Feminine sport so to mantain their beauty they have to carbon coat their skin
>>232986285The autistic dork.Your favorite guppy's butt is best butt
>>232981892>der Film stands at the peak of the showwell, that is actually true.I do consider der Film to be the peak of the franchise
>>232986285I love my bakahip like you wouldn't believe
>>232973714Is that the anthology? I have the Anzio, KMM and Chihatan one.
>>232986752I would totally believe it
>>232986841What is it with Girls und Dämonenkern?
>>232986981Maybe because it's a popular franchise.
Distracting Katyusha during one of her tantrums by giving her a jangly set of keys
>>232981057She'll get made fun of if she had a training bra as a JK
>one day GuP threads will end
Saori is a SLUT
>>232987546i really hope they make something like RW into a anime after Das Finale, so we can get more of the other schools, or fuck it, even Girls und Panzer Das University would be better than just nothing
>>232987582Yes but she is MY slut
>>232987638GuP University and GuP Highschool kind of like Keion
>>232983685>>can't get married anymore after thatNot that all of them seem to care.https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4484265?
>>232987546Nah, many shows have ended, and you still have threads about them. You're stuck with us.
>>232987546>you will die before GuP threads do
>>232987546Think of all the hypothetical shows that never got made and never had any threads at all. We're lucky we have GuP threads and it's better to be happy about that than sad they will end some day.
>>232987546All thing must come to an end.
I got a question for you, Fellow guppies!During a practice match, Your guppie messes up her wrist, and is told to take a few weeks off. How do you distract her and keep her busy in the meantime?
>>232987546I will never let GuP threads end. Remember, you're here forever!
>>232984527>>232987886>>232974795Why are British girls in anime always depicted as 10/10 blondes while in reality UK has the ugliest girls in the world?
>>232987582I didn't fully understand the seal jokes until the rewatch. I thought it was just fat jokes
>>232988109I think she would appreciate help in recovering moreso than distractions so I'd make sure to keep her wrist iced and immobilized and take care of all the chores around the house so she can properly recover and maybe get back into action a few days or maybe even a week earlier. Barring that it would just be casual relaxation, maybe watching some war movies or watching tapes of old senshado matches and discussing tactics, as much as a dumb boy like myself can anyway.
>>232987582Wrong. Saori wants to be a slut, but boys won't fuck her
>>232988251Careful, anon. You don't wanna trigger the british anons. We got enough with the Princess Principal food joke which coincidentially was produced by the same studio that made gup.
>>232988251many use art to strive for a perfection that can't be achieved in reality
>>23298810980 pound ruck runs through the mojave desert to keep her body conditioned
>>232988109Keeping her from worrying about senshado at all costs and assuring her that Fondue will manage things just fine. In fact, a few weeks without that stress will do wonders for her stomach. Also, listen to her fangirling about Nishizumis in general and Shiho in particular. View her Nishizumi pic collection, stuff like that.
Everyone enjoying 2022?
how do i distract myself for 2 entire years until Das Finale releases again? i had only re-found the series a month ago a few days before DF3 DVDs released, i don't wanna just spend all the time looking for GuP doujins and such but it seems nothing else is interesting or enjoyable.
>>232988788>i don't wanna just spend all the time looking for GuP doujinsmake em
>>232988788I'm writing a book
>>232988782Nothing bad has happened yet and I got to enjoy DF3 and a reenvigeration of GuP talk which is unironically the highlight of my year so far. As long as it's better than the utter disaster that 2021 was I'll be satisfied.
>>232989002I wish i could but i don't have any way to, and using mouse to draw anything is simply impossible.
>>232988788I've been working my through similar shows. Kotobuki has the same director and is definitely a good one if you can get past its CGI sins. I was finally able to watch enough Strike Witches that I like it and there's plenty of content there. If you like boats there's Haifuri and KanColle. The director of GuP also has a decent catalog.
>>232988109>During a practice match, Your guppie messes up her wristSounds far fetched scenario. You do know that girls are protected by carbon coating, right?Anyway, Kay is too much of a optimist to feel down because of her injury, so I would just keep her company, and possibly tell her to be mindful of her injury. Maybe I would watch movies or marathon some series with her.
Have you listened to the Czech Philharmonic yet today? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_OiemaQYgg
>>232988782Eh, nothing good so far (except das finale 3), but at least not as cursed as last year's start.
>>232989875i play the CD all the time while driving. Though weirdly your video mixes the track order up. Going off that track listing though, I love Movement VI. The University's theme is underratedhttps://youtu.be/2AVtwvLioMM
>>232990319>Though weirdly your video mixes the track order up.I noticed that too but it's the only video of the full album on youtube.
>>232989875I really should buy the CD for this. It's super comfy.
>>232990558How readily is that available?
>>232990998It's available right now.
>>232985894Miho's not a retard though. She's smart and sweet and perfectly reasonable target for seggs.
>>232972060>"Anzu" means "SEX">flattie with no sex appeal at allhuh?
>>232988109Anchovy would probably want to get back as soon as possible and maybe even accidently hurt herself more trying to force it. I'd first make sure the wrist is properly taken care of. Splinted somehow, plenty of compresses and kisses to make it feel better. As for activities to help her not go too stir crazy I'd prepare meals for her and get her critique my methods and final products. I'd also try to help her come up with battle strategies and in general anything she'd want to practice with me. Plus some good Senshado matches of the past to look at their strategies. I'd finally have to fend off Bakaroni who'd undoubtedly come and try to help Chiyomi. But Pep would be such a baka she'd probably make her recovery take even longer. Can't forget to tease her about the filthy fujo trash she reads, either.
>>232991458you must be one of them homos
>>232988109Watching a lot of bokos show with her, I guess. Probably go to that museum, too.
>>232988109>Your guppie messes up her wrist, and is told to take a few weeks offTell her to get back in the tank, who the fuck takes a vacation over boo boo in a hand?
>>232992279This is why your kids never call you, Shiho
>>232992021How can THIS be appealing? I mean come on look how flat she is.
Noriko is love.
>>232992442Can't wait until the Nishizumi sisters both get married and have kids and never let Shiho see them before sticking her in a retirement home where her brain slowly rots and she dies miserable and alone.
>>232992579>Can't wait until the Nishizumi sisters both get marriedto each other
>>232986752>>232986752>>232986881>>232987188Very cute baka.
They gave these girls some strips
>>232992579>married and have kidsWith each other
Will we see them back in a tank?
>>232992637>>232992776Goes without saying.
>>232992551You just love the spats.
>>232978831>>232978856Imagine how quick she would have killed if it was a boy
>>232992637>>232992776Anon please. Fluffy and wani would feel neglected, they wouldn't do that to them.>>232992763>tfw still no Bonple and Maginot in MLLSD.
>>232992660I can get what anon sees in this baka. She is very cute.
>>232992815There's probably another tank hidden in the wild west region of the ship. The agricultural studies students will drive it.
>>232978831I never understood the Miho Jin Roh armor thing. Is there some link I'm missing or is the author just Oshiifag?
>>232993092Fluffy and wani are their dogs. They can get along with each other in the mean time.
>>232991458Flat bitches like Anzu make my cock very hard
>>232993544Year of the tiger>Year of the Ox
>>232993615This. Feisty flat tigers really get me going.
>>232993411A callback to one of his previous strips where miho has the full armor.
>>232972060"Anzu" where I live actually means "pee smell".
>>232993941Hot. Imagine how desperate the guppies are to pee after a long senshadou match.
>>232993615I think you might be onto something
To anons who've had sex, how tight do you think she'll be?
>>232994526Definitely tighter than my aunt's
I am NOT fapping to Anzu again today.
Found some neat pixelart, which can be used for srpg.
>>232994804Or an hrpg
>>232994804Advance wars but with guppies, make it happen.
Name a better character
What catchphrases would a talking Saori plush doll say?
>>232992828Spats are great, but I love the Noriko.
>>232994804Best thing I could find with it yet, (I used deathgenerator Chrono trigger box and font)
did we attract the fucking bot?
>>232995297Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>232993907Yes, but that doesn't answer the fundamental question on why Miho is wearing the armor. I don't remember if there's some explanation for it.
>>232993340inb4 they were using it as a tractor this entire time.
>>232995392He probably just likes jin-roh.
>>232994790Oh yes you are
>>232995491>flat chest and wide hipsBest combo ever
>>232995491It'll break if I do it any more, it's becoming a bad addiction.
>>232995963FAT FUSO BUTTS
>>232994804Here's the whole set that has been updated until march 2021:https://mega.nz/folder/8pJFAQjZ#g5BwAJ9Ak4GmPLea2xEtOQ
>>232995137>Now I'll never be able to get married!
>>232995963Jouko is so fucking cute
>>232996228Exhibit S(hiri): where the vast reserves of Fuso magic power are stored
>>232996612It's literally where Yoshika asspulls a huge burst of magical power after spending multiple episodes struggling to produce any. It's how all three seasons and the movie ended.
>>232995769Bit of duct tape should fix that
>>232996850tbdesu Hikari's much more straightforward lack of magic power made for better protagonist writing. though even without the vast magical power the fuso butt remains F A T
>>232997065Well, it can't be helped I guess, one more time won't hurt.
>>232972060Haruhi might have had endless eight, but Anzu had endless SEX (with me).
>>232998211Not fair anon, you don't get to have the whole hippo team to yourself.
>>232998330I'm a lucky guy, I know.
>>232997065>>232997451>>232995769Quit making me to want to cheat on my wife.
It will be time in 3 hours
Getting Momo drunk and then touching Momo's momos!
>>232984864Just knock out the tracks lmao
>>232988251Darj isn't actually British
POV: You are Darjeeling.
>>232999012SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
>>232998211How come they haven't transferred to the schools that fit their larp?
>>233000208Their autism extends to too many countries.
>>233000208They're in the perfect school for their larp - the mishmash school of supreme excellence, Oorai.
>>233000208Hippos like all history, it's just that they each have their specialty.
>>233000208They probably didn't plan on senshado since it only got restarted at their school in their second year
>>232984864If they have a 17-pdr gun, they can destroy the Maus from the back, provided that they somehow manage to break KMM's formation or Erika jobs as a commander.But it is better to disable it by shooting their tracks or putting them in harsh terrain. Being heavy and slow af is a big disadvantage off road.
The only thing I want her to say is a single Finnish swear, like the equivalent of saying fuck or shit, when she gets taken out.
>>232999756Have you heard this saying?
>>233000459>Japanese girl shouting "Perkele" echoes across school ship
>>233000632>she's Finnish Alisa>she also had her boyfriend recently break up with her
>>233000328HAIRIEST JK VAGINA
>>233001006Please don't say lewd things about my wife even if they are true.
>>233000632Yes, I need Youko's one and only line to be her breathing in and shouting PEEEERRRRRKELE with rolling R's
>>233001006She doesn't shave even when she's going to wear a swimsuit.
>>233001123Something like this right
>>233001231Yeah but with some long squiggly ones poking out of the leg holes too.
Russian loli onahole.
>>233001307Why is she jojo posing?
what are some of the edgiest gup fan works
>>233001605there's one of Ankou team crawling out of their tank burning alive
>>233001605The fact you need to ask means you haven't read enough. Outside doujins Ribbon is the edgiest canon work probably.
>>233001605>>233001680What about that one doujin that is a straight up play on WWII complete with concentration camps and people getting executed.
>>233001752You're talking about the same thing.
>>233001748Are any of the schools in Ribbon in the show?
>>233001788I thought as much, been a while since I read it.
I haven't read RW yet but i heard that the other schools we see in the anime get alot more time in this manga so im looking foward to it, any anons know how long it takes to finish it?
What do you think about this girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R8hENb9paI>those GuP shoutouts in the premiere livechat
>>233002172>any anons know how long it takes to finish it?Depends on how fast you read
>>233002226Probably preaches you about Hegel
>>233002226least sexy hippo
>>233002172it depends on how much it hooks youI think I took two days and I spent most of the time I wasn't reading it on the first day thinking about wanting to keep reading it
>>233001307Good luck using her with Nonna and Klara around
what would you buy your garupan for her birthday?
What the fuck is this keyboard layout?
>>233002703Model kits and paints.
>>233002714Me playing WoT/WT/sims with Anons
>>233002425ITS NOT FAIR ONLY THEY HAVE A TURN
>>233002714I think it's UHJK or IJKL, I forget. I do know some Japanese games do this for some reason.
>>233002714The left monitor's base is clearly more elevated than the right, how the fuck are the screens of the same size aligned?
>>233002896You've never had a monitor with an adjustable stand?
>>233002896She lifted the right monitor higher? I don't understand this question.
>>233002703I have no idea what I could buy her that she couldn't just buy herself, plus I'm a poorfag, so maybe just taking a trip out of town, going shopping, visiting the zoo or aquarium, a nice dinner, and eating her out until my tongue goes numb in our hotel room.
>>233002896the one on the right is like this
>>233002703Mika really needs to stop stealing things. One of these days, Maho might send the equivalent of the SS if she keeps troubling Miho.
>>233002949>>233002967>>233003043Still doesn't feel natural, can't really explain so you'll have to trust my autism but that's not physically possible.
>>233003280I put my faith in you, my autistic sage.
>>233003280Anon, I have bad news about your brain.
>>233003026In a similar vein, you could just let her step on you.
>>233003599If it would make her happy I wouldn't mind, although I feel like she's the type of girl who would hate being pampered and fussed over until she finds someone who keeps doing it to her until she gets used to it, she would still tell you not to bother but would secretly love it and I don't think she'd get anything out of bullying. That seems like more of Chobi or Erika's thing.
>>233002417sounds great, can't wait to see more of Saunders KMM and St Gloriana
>>232984907Momo's report cards
>>233004187Listen, if I was in charge of university admissions, I could think of some ways to get Momo in...
>>233004184Intercourse with Kay.
made for ____
Can't wait for Azusa to bin this Finn
>>233004359You know that scene in Kill la Kill with Ragyo and Satsuki in the bath (the incest lesbian rape one)? I can't help but imagine that with shiho and Maho.
>>232995392The armor is called Kerberos Panzer so may that's why
>>232997317Brave Witches also has better neurois
>>232999756Have you heard this saying?|"underidoderidoderiododeriodoo"
How do you feel about the Shark team?
>>233004664Terrible tank, mediocre to terrible characters except for Cutlass.
>>233000459>says benis everytime she hits something
>>233004701Das Finale 4 will be Shark team redemption arc>just two more years
[ angry german / japanese noise ]
>>233002226>"Caesar had to make an example for the others, to show them that even at the highest level, failure wouldn't be tolerated"
>>233004661Yes, I have heard that saying.
i love watching guppies strip
>>232981982Maybe not a song but a new theme for them would be nice
>>233004184>>233004346>>233004966she is THE SEX
>>233004840The Jagdpanzer deserves 2D animation. This is my main gripe with this series. These beautiful machines aren't done justice
>>233003583No you don't get it, anon said that's physically impossible and he's extremely autistic about this!
>>233004524Man, I miss when raburabu was fucking insane.
>>232972060>>232972060i fuck her like a tiger
>>233004664Shark team is a lot of fun and I like their screentime, but they'd probably be better utilized as not having a tank. The Mark IV is so fucking useless
>>233004664They're pretty great for a late addition.
I want to hear Akira Ifukube's military marches in GuP now
>>233005167If I recall, one of the commentaries states they hand-animate the tracks because physics engines don't look good enough, so they're trying the best with what they god. I agree that things would probably look better in 2D, but the studio can barely make the show as it is. At this point I'm glad the only time the girls are CGI is when they're in the tanks (and they hide it well, unlike some of the more recent shows I've seen)
>>232977475Enough.>>233003941How flat is she? That's hot
>>232984728>not nakedbut damn i would give her my sperm.
>>233005922This is a blue board, anon. We can't just post naked Anzus willy nilly in here.
>>233005649I know, and frankly I'm just glad this shit exists at all. The lolilovers in this thread are funding something that feeds my WWII/tank autism. I felt like the writers of this show really "got me" with Yukari and all the larpers. All the marching songs and little references to history and hardware are a delight as 'that kid' that wore t-shirts with Bf-109s on them and having that moment when someone points out to me there're little hakenkreuze drawn on the tails kek
>>233006076Stupid, sexy, bakaroni.
>>233005563>but they'd probably be better utilized as not having a tank>people in tank anime are better utilized if they don't have a tankI swear WWI tanks get all the fucking autists crawling out from the woodworks. The shtick is that the tank is silly and useless, okay? I understand you don't like fun, but how the fuck would the team be utilized better if they don't drive an entertaining tank in a tank anime.
>>233005167>These beautiful machines aren't done justiceThere's absolutely no way the series would ever have been done in 2D. There's no way any studio -- regardless of money or skill -- would pull of a consistent animation quality on something like this.
>>233006331That anon is just being silly about them being better without a tank but the Mark IV is just beyond stupid. I've probably said this half a dozen times already but an actual landship like the T-35 would be actually believable and would fit their pirate motif better.
>>232987546Don't be sad it's over, be happy it happened.
>>233006076>a girl with a girl, there's no way>disgustingI don't like this picture, I like the breasts though.
>>233006557Seethe more /u/fag
>>233006331The cowgirls weren't in tanks, they're fine. Their "schtick" means they add nothing to the match. The most useful thing they've done is help Ooarai escape a bridge that they shouldn't have been on in the first place. Round 2 the directors got rid of them immediately, and round 3 they were just abandoned in the town. I like their team, but until they do something decent in the tank (or at the very least show off something cool about the tank, like how like how complicated it is to drive the thing) they might as well not even be in the matches. The show knows how to have fun with other "useless" tanks
>>233006640Just you wait, one of these days the cowgirls are going to be put in an armored vehicle even more useless than the Mark IV
>>233006557the sad part is that the artist seems to have abandoned the project so we'll never see choby actually confessing
>>232999756I MOLEST PEKOE!
>>233006066i wish i could get horny right now. i have trouble getting hard.
>>233006640>The cowgirls weren't in tanks, they're fineThey're not, there's a reason why they're in a 10-minute ova and we'll never see them again. I know you're trying to dress this up as them "not doing enough" in each match, but the reality is that you're just an autist who doesn't like the fact that they have a WWI tank for shits and giggles. All the reasoning is a hindsight to a gut reaction. I've seen this conversation thousands of times, and it's always obvious that the people angry at the team comes down to autistic screeching because they don't like things. Normally people consider the novelty value of an older tank enough of a reason, especially in a context where they hardly do anything of "value" with many other tank models, but this means literally nothing because it's a WWI tank apparently.
>>233006868I was thinking of the Autoblindo with the 20mm to better fit the cowboy theme.
>>233006918Not that anon but the Mark IV is fucking BORING, it's boring to watch, it's boring to see them be useless all the time, it's boring to see them be nothing but the "haha their tank sucks and they're useless" team. It's slow, it has no armor, it has shit guns, it does nothing except being conveniently wedge shaped. BC Freedom has a WW1 tank and nobody bitches about it because it isn't BORING. The tank can be as shitty as it wants as long as it's interesting and the Mark IV has not been interesting even once except when it was used as a bridge for 10 seconds and then died.
>>233006871Time to see a doctor?
>>233006918The bar scene might as well have been an OVA scene with throwaway characters, I don't think they had the idea yet. I'm not some purist autist who hates WWI tanks. Arguably I probably piss them off because I want it to be more unrealistic for the sake of fun. I just want to see some action and until that shows up I'm putting them in the camp that they're not a net positive. FT-17 was a WWI tank, it's fine. Type 89 and CV33 are "useless," and steal the show. But at the moment the Mark IV is just barely above the montage of the smaller schools showing off their tanks being wiped out in terms of adding to the show. The Anteater team was in the same boat for me until the movie, I just want them to do something - again, even if it's just something like Yukari nerding out about how it operates.
I think that there should be more Chiyomi posting
One day the Shark team will save the day, and then you'll all have to appreciate Murakami!!
>>233006076>女と女でそんなんなるわけねーだろ>気持ちわりーBASED BASED BASED
>>233007359With the Panzer IV knocked out, it's the Mark IV's time to shine in Das Finale IV
>>233007452I think that there should be less Chiyomi posting.
>>232996850I thought Yoshika's power comes from boobs>>232996528>The K stands for Katajainen>>232998464My heart is going kyun-kyun!
>>233007452>>233007542She's so perfect bros>tiny>flat>smug>twintails>drills>thighgap>skirt>DUCE>cute as fuckShe's Anzu tier honestly.
>>233007540My theory was that Saki will find the witch, but it would be funny if Mark IV just slowly creeps up on her because no one is bothering to worry about the POS
>>233007467Just two more years!They already foiled the Frenchies' schemes by virtue of being loooooooong, though. They contribute! I also love their flag schenanigans.
>>233004664If this was Girls und Schlactschiff I'd like them, but they don't belong here. Maybe if they had an amphibious tank.
>>233007542You can't possibly mean this
>>233007665>>233007785hey kid wanna /ss/
>>233006860>can see my message float across screentop kek that was a great night
>>233007879Noriko is a girl.
>>233007857You're right, I lied.
>>233007946You WILL post Chobi and you WILL enjoy it.
>>233008086How's this one?
>>233008142Imagine taking the DUCE out for タピオカ
>>233008310DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE DUCE
>>232972060So do you guys want a girl to blow you up with a tank or what?
>>233008430No, we want to have sex with the girls inside of or on top of the tanks.
>>233008430No, we want to blow inside the girls on top of the tanks.
>tfw you will never sandwich Anzu against a tank as you cum hard inside her
>>233008395I AM NOT A CAPABLE SOLDIER
>>233006860AAAAA I fucking got on too late for der film last week
>>233007946>Look how fucking flat she is
>>233008540For me it's doing it 100% naked inside the tank before practice and tossing her clothes outside on the engine deck so she has to rush out to grab them without being seen.
>>233007598>flatThe Duce isn't a titty monster but she surely isn't flat
>>233008540>tfw you will never sandwich Anzu against a tank as you cum hard inside her子供エロっ！！！！子供の腹と胸！！！！！！エロだ！！！！！！ ;_; ;_; ;_;
>>233008663>tossing her clothes outside on the engine deck so she has to rush out to grab them without being seen.Ah, a fellow Kyaradain fan :) Hello brother
>>233008563Yeah but she is a capable wife
>>233008845Looks like learning kanji was worth it
Which Guppie is most likely to get pregnant?Which Guppie is most likely to get accidentally pregnant?Which Guppie is most likely to get "accidentally" pregnant?Pic not related.Jumped the gun last time. Oops.
>>233008663I feel like she would just walk out without a care in the world.
>>233009032Momo, it'll be by accident, guy will leave her during the pregnancy and it will be twins, and she'll have to drop out of college.
>>233009032>Which Guppie is most likely to get pregnant?Momo, just look at how many kids her mom pumped out. She's also too dumb to properly use contraceptives.>Which Guppie is most likely to get accidentally pregnant?Also Momo.>Which Guppie is most likely to get "accidentally" pregnant?Saori would probably poke holes in your condom to lock you down.
>>233009108That idea wouldn't even pop into Saori's head in the first place.
>no male charactersBut how am i supposed to selfinsert?
It's time to pay your tithe. It'll be much easier on you if you pay voluntarily
>>233009146As the tank?
>>233009004you know all the important kanji
>>233009163I'm working on it, just give me 10 more minutes.
>>233009163Whips out >>233004447 as payment
>>233008973Who knew Japanese girls could be this hot?>>233009004>Looks like learning kanji was worth itHow else to talk shit in Anzu's ear about getting her pregnant unless you learn to speak her language?
May I present you... The smallest Katyusha yet?
>>233009188I bet she's the kind of girl that screams at you to pull out while simultaneously leglocking you.
>>233009296that's just a normal pic though?
>>233009296>Katsusha will never fuck the back of your headFUCK
>>233009146>But how am i supposed to selfinsert?
>>233009556>>233009608No Finn will be left alive
Are there girls irl who like tanks and tank related media? Like is there any girl alive who would watch Kelly's Heroes or Fury without pulling out her phone after five mintues?
>>233009327I don't think she is that good at grappling. I'll just strangle her.
Yukari scouting out the place to put the spycam
>>233009201>you know all the important kanjiGotta be prepared in case you end up in a Japanese hospital or koban
>>233010023>ywn watch Miho shower through the spy camera you set up in her bathroomWhy even live
>>233010041>>233010023...no fucking waydid she?
>>233008430I want a girl to blow me in a tank.
>>232985688Have you never been on a playground? You just slide. If your hands are grippy you just kinda "let" yourself down.
>>233009146You use your imagination to self insert into the guppies if ya catch my drift.
>>232988109Masturbation hand or no?
>>233010080careful now anon, rememberYES!ロリータNO!タッチ
>>233010350Why does a 20 year old university student still need a stranger danger alarm?
>>233009266>How else to talk shit in Anzu's ear about getting her pregnant unless you learn to speak her languageYou talk shit in your filthy gaijin language to assert your dominance even more.
>>233010023>>233010041Saori's the one in position.
Mika looks like an anime version of my sister
>>233010023>>233010041That's actually the cam Maho planted in one of the bokos she gave Miho.
>>233010393Yukari just enjoying that empty clothes hanger, not thinking at all about what could happen in front of it
>>233004664>>233010382Rum has ugly hair and a pretentious laugh
>>233010447What a caring sister
>>233010406>Mika looks like an anime version of my sisterYou know what to do Anon
>>233010406You gonna fuck her then? Or at least get us some pics?
>>233010382That's an uggo. The only good Shark is the Cute Lass
Shark Team is cute!
>>233010406Aren't you supposed to spoiler that meme?
>>233010633Flint is cute! Cute!
>>233010526Maho is extremely caring for the people she loves.
>>233010681Too cute, make it stop!
>>233010616I meant to say, let's sing raunchy sailor songs with Rum!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDv7WEGGoU0
>>233007939And what a girl.
>>233010731You know I think Maho and Miho both would make wonderful GFs but damn them together is just too cute.
>>233010845Even though Maho is my waifu the pictures of them together are too cute, even with less overtly yuri tones it's nice to see them care for each other.
>>232988251Anime shows things as they should be not as they arePlus Darj ain't British
>>233010957>spoilerGood taste. Maho is definitely high up there for me. And art of them together is nice because they look so happy. The stoic Maho showing emotion for her little sister is so heart warming.
How did they manage to come up with so many good (and diverse) characters?
>>233011150I'd be a siscon too if I had one of these beauties as my sister.
>>233010648Aren't you supposed to have a girlfriend?
>no love for MarieNo one likes the French, not even the French like the French.
>>233011194The power of anime and true love.
>>233011215Andou is better
>>233011215I like the French
What does Erika taste like?
>>233011194database up the ass
>>233011325Unrequited love and anger issues.
>>233011215I don't have nearly enough cake for her.
>>233011325Chicken with an carbon aftertaste
>>233011325Delicious hambagu steaki
is there going to be another stream in July or am I just retarded
Before I go, I'd like to remind you that Cutlass is a cute lass with a cute ass.
I just came to Saori.
>>233011633Best Anzu and Saori doujins?
>>233011633Now she can't get married!
>>233011633Well done anon
>>233011888It's not like any would've married her before anyway
>>233012246Me right after this thread archives.
>>232988109Well, the first thing I'd have to do is watch her like a hawk because I know she'd try and overexert herself otherwise. I'd make her every meal so she can have as much rest as possible. She'd probably feel a bit down but I'd do my best to cheer her up.
>>233012246Wow, Hana is a slut
>>233012323You shut your dirty whore mouth
Who should I jerk off to after the thread archives?
>>233012383Flat goddess Anzu.
>>233012383To that strumpet Hana
>>233012423Why the fuck did strumpet make me burst out in laughter?
>>233012423>strumpet>a woman who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships.
>>233012397>>233012408Anzu it is>>233012423Cool I learned a new word today.
>>233012423It's been a long time since I've seen that word used correctly, it's one of my favourites
>>232992579Yeah can't blame the dad for leaving honestly. He should've taken the kids though
>>233012876Imagine her smell
>>233012897Goodnight my love.