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imagine the taste of her sweet golden nectar...
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Bees are not welcome on /a/.
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I messed it up. Ahem...
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>>206696747
There is a rule of thumb in biology that all mammals take approx 20 seconds to pee and fully empty the bladder. At 3 pees per day, HEA has spent 20s*3*365*2000 or 43,800,000 seconds of her life peeing. That's 730,000 minutes, 12,166 hours, 506 days, 72 weeks, 18 months or 1.5 years.

She has peed a total of 219,0000 times. With an average bladder capacity of 500ml she has peed 1095000 LITRES of piss, or half an Olympic swimming pool.

IMAGINE THE SMELL
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This but with Wizard
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>>206696726
FUCK bees
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>>206696958
Wizard is not a virgin though.
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*sour used pale-yellow sludge
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Priestess is objectively the queen braphog of goblin slayer.

>> HEA is an anvil, there is no way her braps can have any potency, even if she has stored them for 2000 years. Besides, she had rules against using gas on enemies.
>> Cowgirl has greater brap potential given her fat ass and beef/dairy based diet, but spends too little time on screen and has never been shown excreting bodily fluids, unlike priestess who excreted early and often.
>> Guild Girl. Need i say more? Much too prim and proper, too career focused to ever unleash a dirty great BRAAAAAAAAAP in Goblin Slayers face the way he likes it. She might brap once but only as a quest reward.
>> Which brings me to the best part. Using her protection spell similarly to the killing of the Goblin Lord in ep 12, Priestess could not only brap but subsequently trap both myself and the brap in a "Protection Brap Trap", ensuring that I receive the full potency and volume of her braps.
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>>206696794
3 pees a day? Your hydration game is lacking.
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>>206697224
Lies
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"Open your mouth, Anon"
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>>206697504
why you posting this dead bitch?
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>>206697690
I'm always horny for Wizard
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How can someone so flat be so smug?
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what if I make Priestess and HEA piss in the same cup?
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>>206697963
A poison powerful enough to kill a Goblin Champion.
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>>206696794
Based.
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>>206696682
All her body fluid taste like pheromone.
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>>206696682
Not into piss or whatever it's called



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