What's the verdict on his sexuality? gay or straight?
>person draws a girl>says its a manI say the artist is a retard
>>205173172are you attracted to boys? hehe
>>205173047If trannies can claim tomboys are actually closet trannies, then how come I can't say that trannies are just closet faggots?
>>205173240you erase the transbians
When first introduced, Duke Astolfo is trapped in the form of a myrtle tree by means of the evil sorceress Alcina's magic. When Ruggiero attempts to tether his hippogriff to the unlucky man, Astolfo protests, lamenting his fate. Although the two converse at length, Ruggiero does not heed the duke's advice to avoid Alcina and he soon becomes bewitched as well. Both are, however, rescued and returned to normal by Melissa, the good sorceress.Astolfo possesses various magical equipment which he employs throughout his adventures. His magic lance can knock his opponents from their horses with the slightest touch, and his magic book contains spells capable of breaking any enchantment. He also owns a magic horn whose blast is so loud that it causes all enemies to flee in terror and rides upon a horse named Rabicano. This magical horse is made of hurricane and flame, feeds on air and it treads so lightly that it doesn't leave footprints in the sand, and when it runs at full speed it can run faster than an arrow.
>>205173293Astolfo uses his magic horn to capture the giant Caligorante, and then parades the giant from town to town, forcing him to act as his beast of burden. He also defeats Orillo, a robber who could not be killed because he was enchanted to regenerate from any wounds he received. Even severed limbs would reattach themselves. Astolfo loans his golden lance and Rabicano to Bradamante for a short time while he rides the Hippogriff in search of Orlando's lost wits.Astolfo travels to Ethiopia where he met Senapo (Prester John), the emperor of that land. In a situation similar to the story of Phineus from Greek mythology, Senapo is blind and plagued by harpies who attack him whenever he tries to eat a meal, spilling the glasses and befouling the food. Astolfo blows his horn and chases the harpies through the entrance to Hell, and seals them inside. He flies the hippogriff to the summit the mountain of Terrestrial Paradise, where he meets Saint John the Apostle, who explains how he could return Orlando to his senses. He flies in Elijah's flaming chariot to the moon, where all things lost upon the earth end up, and locates Orlando's wits in a bottle. He returns to earth and gains Senapo's aid in the defense of Paris from the Saracen invaders.
>>205173285So? How arent they erasing tomboys?
>>205173285Aren't the vast majority of trannies attracted to men though?
>>205173379How are they? If someone wants to call themselves a tomboy it's not like anyone can stop them.
>>205173433They say tomboys are only closet trannies, meaning they're "invalidated"
>>205173490Only if the tomboy in question cares. You calling trans people fags isn't going to make them not be trans, and the same goes for tomboys.
>>205173240Femboys and traps usually don't claim that they're women, just that they're feminine
it is irrelevant. he is retarded and thus not worthy of passing his flawed seed to future generations
>>205173512So then neither are wrong and trannies made another pointless statement >>205173562This is fair, but I've never seen it
>>205173592What statement are you talking about? You act like every trans person has signed some declaration that says tomboys don't exist. Believe it or not, not everyone in a group has identical thoughts and opinions.
>>205173047If you tried showing this picture to any normal male without telling them if it's a boy or a girl, they would want to bang this creature.
>>205173659Yeah, I suppose that's true. Only 42% kill themselves, afterall.
>>205173724So that's what the joke in hitchhiker was about?
Pretty sure the games state that he does whatever makes him feel good.So he wouldn't fuck anyone here.
>>205173047Gender isn't sexuality. He's asexual.
>>205173750Yeah, fuck I want to see that now.
>>205173047We all know that liking something in 2D is relevant to real life. So if you like traps you're gay, just like if you like lolis then you are a pedo.
>>205173862>asexual>literally one of the horniest characters in FateKeep projecting.
>>205173047>His sexualitypretty sure he likes women so that would make him straight>your sexuality if you like him and are malegay
>>205174093>No pecs Wtf
>>205173417no the vast majority are r9k tier incels who think that they will finally get a girlfriend if they become a woman, since "women are the only people who ever get attention"
>>205173047Who cares, apocrypha was shit and Astolfo/Jack the Ripper were the only good parts of it.
>>205173047He identifies as a guy and likes to dress up in fabulous women's clothes mainly to troll but is down to fucking dudes just as much as he his an unashamed womaniser. Basically, he's a THOT. Not to the degree Ferg or Mebd is, but still.
>>205174153>Apocrypha AstolfoHe was useless aside from being a taxi. He had less screen time too, so he definitely had less time to be as shit as some of the other servants, but he definitely wasn't one of the better characters. Mordred was best girl though. Love me some Jack, but Mordred was objectively 10/10. I'm still mad that she and the necromancer dude weren't the protagonists.
>>205173172>Draw a caterpillar>Call it a worm
>>205173047Bi, his dick is for everyone.
>>205174219I am ok with this
Astolfo is just another generic trap archetype, but in a popular gacha that caught the west's attention. If Astolfo was a girl he'd be less popular than most fate characters and would never be known about.Traps are gay, because the people attracted to them are attracted to a feminine male body with a dick, just like how most homosexual tops prefer more feminine looking guys, and some like ones who shave.Traps are just twinks who go the extra mile to shave their body, they're not any closer to woman or any straighter than a twink.
Masculine men dominate. It's only gay(for you) if you're the bottom.
>>205174247Eh he pulled out noble phantasms from his gaping asshole whenever needed. Being the closest account to a real life paladin, he had a bunch of holy relics.
>>205174444Bro, it is gay for men to fuck men.
>>205173047He has a penis and you know it, therefore you're fucking gay and should just kys
>>205173047>ascribing German pseudoscientific meme sexuality labels to Japanese charactersDon't tell me, you also believe in Freudian nonsense?
Super gay, cute and nothing wrong with cute but still gay.
>>205173047I’d fuck the shit out of his bussyhole and I’m straight as an arrow
>>205173172You faggots are so used to unrealistically flat female characters in your Chinese cartoons that you completely forgot what an actual female chest looks like.Sixteen year old females are not this flat in real life, okay. You've gotten so used to the fact that like half of your “cute anime girls” are actually “draw a boy in female clothing, call it a girl.” that you forgot what actual females look like.
>>205174293Looks like a worn to me.
>>205174862Does this image imply he fucks black men, or that he hates black people?
>>205174902That’s for you to decide
>>205174902>Does this image imply he fucks black men, or that he hates black people?It implies that he hates you so much that he now gets fucked by black men.
>>205173976Who does he try to fuck? He just likes hugs
>>205174964>It implies that he hates you so much that he now gets fucked by black menIt's too bad NTR involving the cute trap bf being stolen is so rare. That idea's pretty hot.
S(he) is an overrated femboy just like Felix and Hideri.There are much better traps.
>>205174862He hates black men so much he decides to turn them gay.
We need more traps reluctant to be gay.
>you will never witness thiswhy live?
>>205175033holy mother of taste
>>205173293>His magic lance can knock his opponents from their horses with the slightest touchNice.
>>205174874>actual femalesGet a load of this guy.
>>205173172>those broad shoulders>that hip to waist ratio>"female"
>>205175552I want to slurp the sweat out of that cute little navel.
>>205175033https://nhentai.net/g/82874/But it does exist.
>>205174549It is gay to fuck men but you’re a chad if you dominate them
>still using trap in 2020are we stuck in 2017 still? cringe dudes
I've seen him get fucked in the ass enough times to say he's gay.
He is my boyfriend
>>205173047He prefer to do the thrusting
>>205173047sexuality's a spook fuck what you please
>>205173150bi doesnt exist. it is a social construct created by the shadow government
If anything Astolfo is probably asexual. Bisexual turboslut would be the best though.
>>205174874Unironically based and redpilled
>>205173750>>205173873>The ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything, is how many transgenderites try to kill themselves on average
>>205173379Because they aren't? You fell for some kind of weird boogeyman conspiracy theory dude
>>205177437except he isn't the bottom
>>205182264does he make that face to anger males into breeding his butt? 5D chess?
Astolfo is for fucking Gudako. No one else but Gudako.
>>205173047It's not gay if you are the top.
Straight, and a top. He actively gets bored of someone trying to dom him.
>>205175623Bitch is asking to be raped with all these games.
>>205173047he's straight up gay
does it matter?it's cute and it will suck your dick
Traps and femboys are straight, the top is the man, so it's not gay. The one on the bottom is the bitch, so that makes him gay.Bottoms look, act and think like women. Therefore topping them like one is straight
>>205174219I had a faggot friend who desperately wanted my dick, I feared something like your pic would eventually happen so I never gave in.
>>205173047>2D>HotDoes it matter? I say it doesn't.
>>205184652Take your 3d shit out of here.
>>205184824Semimasculine 3dshit is hotter than your drawn completely female tr*ps.Nohomo
>>205184652>look like womenanon there's a reason the guy in the picture is wearing a mask
>>205174219His pp is bigger than mine so that is the natural order of things
Straight. I'm gay and I'm not attracted to astolfo
>>205184864Does it matter when it masks covers him up? I'd still fuck him silly while pulling that leash oh his
>>205175332is this achievable natty?
>>205184652>>205184864>>205184984mask or not that's obviously a dude
>>205173047I don't give a fuck because I'm ravaging that sweet boipussy either way
>>205173047I'd be gay for that.
>>205185092That doesn't mean it's gay. Astolfo is obv dude, he says he is
I used to hate Muslims until I met fags. Now I'd not mind if Muslims take over. Maybe they will rid us of this obnoxious plague my society refuse. Especially the delusional trapfags who just won't shut the fuck up about their homosexuality. Ironically, they'd be more tolerable if they accepted that they're homosexuals, because they're not fooling anyone with their denialism
>>205185181>.Astolfo is obv dudelooks like a girl androgynous at most, that pic you posted was just a dude, you're gay lol
>>205173047Why does it matter
We have this thread everyday.If you're a man and you fuck a man, you're gay.If you're a woman and you scissor a girl, you're gay.Fate is trash.No one cares about your political opinions.Yes we've seen the 50 images you're about to dump./threadMove onto something actually worth discussing
>>205185278It's not gay to top
>>205174874look at those m o u n d s
>>205174293Don't you dare talk shit about Wormy.
>>205185426they'd still be incels though you absolute smooth brain retard
>>205185181>Astolfo is obv dudelol
>>205185426It's true. Only reason I'm becoming interested in twinks is the fact that women don't give me the light of the day and I heard gay guys are more loose
>>205185292>Fate is trashbetter than 99% of anime 'discussed' hereIt's a shame these threads make /lgbt/ think they are welcome here even though they are made for straight guys
>>205185776Yikes, I made this thread and I'm gay. You're a fucking faggot for liking girls with cocks
>>205185861>Yikes>I'm gayChecks out.
>>205186039You too anon, wanna go out to suck dickgirls together :3?
Why are you in denial?
>>205173047I always thought that he was straight, but he also loves messing around
>>205181919Natsuki-kun Is Beautiful as Always
idk all that I know is that I want to suck his dick
>>205173047Japanese Slaanesh, pls go.
>>205175481r e a c h i n g
Would Astolfo sit on my face if I asked?
>>205173172Does anyone have that old /fit/ infodump on how to achieve trapmode?
>>205173318>He returns to earth and gains Senapo's aid in the defense of Paris from the Saracen invaders.Considering the wars between France and moors/saracens why the fuck did bradwardyne go and marry one?
According to my doujins I'd say he's bi. Everyone loves him as a bottom for master but some of the shit with him and jeanne is gold
bi, especially at the same time
>>205178341The shadow government doesnt exist. it is a social construct created by the bisexuals.
>>205188890I do really wish they'd play him as a top more often. Especially considering that's how he felt in Apocrypha.