Post anything Gunt related or of a Guntish nature>I want to use the Gunt modelGunt's model should be here:https://drive.google.com/file/d/1r0MbQRcUnbRGwzS4wRSYEfjrLFUoP3b6/view?usp=sharing
>>918176Forgot to mention,Here's the old thread:>>865199
Evil, toon gunt
Do not inject gunts into your bloodstream
>>918194>patient has a gunteremia>hit them with IV TNUGcillin
Gunt is such a nigger I love him so much.
>>918194>>918214At 3am on a Monday, Anon is rushed to the hospital, presenting to the emergency room with abdominal cramps, twitchy movements, and hysterical laughing that won't stop no matter how much his sides hurt.But how did Anon get this way?Anon was your typical 4chan poster. He always posted funny greentext stories (>be me), always called out dubs and trips, and always responded to posts that claimed he would get good luck and dubs if he responded to those posts with "good night pupper". But that wasn't enough for him. Eventually he found his way onto /3/, a subsection of 4chan's website focused on 3d modelling and Blender shitposting. While having an entertaining night shitposting about Blender, Max, and Maya, programs he knows nothing about, he came upon a peculiar thread that piqued his interest "Gunt General"."What a great 3d character" he thought to himself, as he started lurking the thread. Completely engrossed in this novel character, despite having no real reason to be.Eventually, lurking the Gunt General wasn't enough, and soon he started posting. It started small at first, with simple posts reacting to other original Gunt images, but it soon spiraled into creating 3d Gunt images of his own, despite swearing not to learn how to use 3d programs. Gunt had taken over Anon's life, and soon he was spending as much as 18 hours a day posting on Gunt General, reacting to posts, saving rare gunts, and posting his own original "Guntworks" as he called them.The high was a rush, but as addictions often go, posting his Gunts wasn't enough of a rush for him anymore. The highs weren't as high, and the lows kept going lower. Unsure of what to do, he posted his feelings on /3/'s Gunt General, in hopes of finding a solution. He was met with a multitude of shitposts, but one stuck out to him "Inject Gunt into your bloodstream". It was in that moment he knew what he had to do.
>>918372Hours later Anon had gathered up all the rare Gunts he had stockpiled, and liquified them in his Blender into a concentrated solution of Gunt-Juice. As he poured the juice into his syringe, he thought to himself "This was it", and he plunged the needle into his arm, flooding his bloodstream with Gunt. At first, Anon was feeling fine, great in fact. The rush of Gunt posting had returned in full force, and then some. He was posting Gunts non stop, until he found a particular post he found funny. Anon started laughing and laughing, truly this was the greatest Gunt post of all time. But then Anon noticed something wrong, he couldn't stop laughing. Anon rushed to the bathroom to wash his face with cold water, but hours later his parents find him lying on the bathroom floor, convulsing and laughing hysterically.His parents immediately call 911 and he's brought to the emergency room, where we are now.As he presents to the emergency room, the doctors aren't sure what to make of the situation. Anon's pupils are dialated, and he's responding to stimulus, but he's unable to stop laughing. Doctors take blood samples to hopefully determine the cause of his affliction and as the results come back, the doctors know immediately what's wrong with Anon. Due to injecting Gunt-Juice into his bloodstream, Anon is suffering from Hyperguntemia.HyperguntemiaHYPER; Meaining high. GUNT; Referring to the popular character found on 4Chan's 3d focused image board, /3/. And EMIA; meaning presence in blood.High Gunt Presence in Blood
>>918372>>918373Now that the doctors know what Anon's problem is, they can work towards reducing the high concentration of Gunt in his blood. Immediately he's taken to intensive care and put on a strict regiment of Antiguntotics to hopefully remove the Gunts already present in his bloodstream. As the hours pass Anon shows little to no change in his condition, he's still laughing uncontrolably, and his sides are completely obliterated, no doubt in orbit around the Earth. As doctors try their best to help Anon, his condition starts to worsen and his kidneys start shut down due to the intense force of Anon's hysteric laughing.Unsure of what to do, Anon's doctors watch as his condition deteriorates. As Anon's life slowly slips away, and he says his goodbyes on 4chan's /3/ board, he's soon met with a post that makes him stop laughing, if only for a moment before he quickly picks up again. Seeing this sudden development, doctors rush to see what had made such an impact on his condition, before being met with a post that HAD to be ironic but evidently was not.Another user of /3/ had been posting his "work", much to the chagrin of his fellow /3/ posters. Unlike other anonymous posters, this one was known as cris, and through his schizophrenic ramblings, had drawn much of the ire of the browsers of /3/. Somehow this user's posts were enough to stop Anon's laughing and kick off a schizo response to counteract the Hyperguntemia's effect on his system.Seeing an opportunity, Anon's doctors quickly amass and concoct a solution to combat Anon's hysteria, made from concentrated cris-postings.
>>918372>>918373>>918374As we can see in this science experiement, I fill this semi-permeable membrane with concentrated Gunt-posts, and submerge it in a bath of cris-posts. Over time, the cris-posts cross and permeate through the membrane and neutrilize the Gunt-posts, creating a neutral solution inside the membrane.As the doctors slowly introduce cris-posts into Anon's system, his laughter slowly stopped and he slowly returned to a stable state. Thanks to the counteracting effects of the cris-posts, Anon was able to make -A- recovery.As Gunt slowly leaks onto other 4chan boards and out onto the internet at large, cases like this might become more common. I shouldn't have to say this, but don't inject funny internet characters into your bloodstream. Hyperguntemia is a very serious condition, and no matter how funny, and how much you love the character, injecting him isn't a healthy way to enjoy him. Stick to posting about him and creating original images. And while cris-posts were a solution in this case, it's not a be-all end-all solution, and has toxic and ill effects on its own, so cris-posts should be avoided.That's all for today. Take care of yourself and be well.
>>918375not sure if based or cringe. Crased? Bringe?
>>918194ty for the new wallpaper
>>918372>>918373>>918374>>918375very nice, is this story based on personal experience?
New species of Gunt?
>>918176May I ask when was goont born?Was that one thread a few months back the inception of Gunt and Guntism?I think I witnessed that and I want to be sure.To know I was there, at the beggining of an era.
>>920113Gaunt and Gernt
>>921796I think it was either beginning last year or even in 2020. It started with hunt guy uploading a few models he made
>>921818gunt guy here, iirc the first thread with gunt in it was actually a blender general thread. people expressed that they liked it so after that thread died i think i made another one just for him. the rest is history
>>921859post more gunt
>>921908i can make more 3d models if that's what you're asking
>>921859yeah that sounds right>>921914can you place him in different environments?
>>918186wind waker edition
>>921957not very experienced desu, it could be fun to learn though. basically all I've done is make silly lil characters like gunt
>>921968understandable, you could even photoshop him in somewhere
>>918176When is the official gunt tie in videogame coming out?
>>924334Hopefully soon, he's already got merch
I just want to take the time to thank whoever made thisUse it all the time on other boards
>>920113hitman 3 berlin?
>>926180this was the first edit anyone made with gunt. still one of my favorites
>>918176Ethan Ralph thread
>>927621According to the date on your post, you posted this DURING NoRalphNovembershame on you anon
>>927605why would you spend time on making this
have you seen the french Olympic mascots
>>918373>>918375>that Hyperguntemia description>make -A- recoveryGreat chubbyemu details kek
>>928762we should sue
>>928767Thanks anon.Honestly wouldn't be too far off considering he just makes shit up for content now. Last few vids have all just been made up stories instead of shit that actually happened.Kinda makes the situations and consequences pretty lackluster.Guess that's kinda what happens when you're a one trick pony that only focuses on shit that happens when someone ingests something. There's plenty of interesting medical stories to be had if he diversified into shit that wasn't just poisoning.
Can you find the two references to the Guntster?
>>928759I got a brick script, 30min job
>tfw when gunt
>>928836I love the look of those designs, very nice chunky feel. The keys look so clean, I just really want to touch this object irl.Also 'mirin that stylized gunt icon ofc
He's so retarded. I love him.
>>930092Cute. Retarded but cute
>>928917hell yeah dude
>>933251why on earth is there a california grip on that second AR
>>933251gunt is armed and dangerous
>>918176we should make a gunt gmod playermodel
>>935576More like picoCHAD
>>918176i'm gonna 3d print the gunt with quantum pla as a test for it
>>936407new gunt droppedforgot to trip
>>936408tripped wrong too sorry im high
>>936476you can't do this to me
>>918176It's great to waste server time.
>>936476fuck it, fully modeled herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE
This forced meme is stale.
>>936521>fuck itDon't mind if I do
>>939199Checked. 00 get
Forgot to post this little guy a while back
>>936521I'd be lying if I wrote I am not attracted to this.
Absolutely gunted by the latest news
>>945670worthy of being a workplace wallpaper
Glad to see the gunt worshipping continues strong