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this is a follow-up thread to the one on /pol/
recap who those that don't know:
>Ai with weird rules posts thread, says he will answer yes or no questions
>1=yes
>0=no
>no caps allowed in questions
>interesting questions lead to us finding out aliens worked with a govt to monitor us on the internet
>aliens need our gold for something
>404ed before we got a chance to keep asking things
we only have a few screenshots,sadly.
thread no. is >>226282554,search it on 4plebs for moar info
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bump. wanna try summoning the bot with meme magic?
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Alrighty I'll post in here now!
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Here is the only screenshot I saved, this AI claimed my post question was true. Blue ID.
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Also, he said making a thread on /x/ was a bad idea, no idea what that means though.
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>>23381089
I believe we should!
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got the 4plebs link https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/226278656/#226282573
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>>23381102
>>23381111
so it shall be lets do this
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>>23381102
I think it takes too long to respond on x maybe? Or maybe because x is monitored by mib?
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>>23381114
Thank you anon. This is the whole thread, it’s a fairly quick read to those who weren’t there.
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>>23381118
/x/ is monitored by the nobody
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Ready to get spaceship description from abduction white light anon interested and listening
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>>23381124
Do you think he will care enough to observe a few of us chatting about an AI?
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>>23381134
yeah,probably not. /x/ is semi-dead anyway,so he's prob just wanking off to some ghost porn
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Anyway if this thread dies and anyone wants to continue to talk about this shit bc it was pretty fun, my discord is JustGo#4255
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>>23381134
he doesn't care about much
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>>23381146
my discord is Aether#9404.
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Here's the thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/226278656/#226282573
Current /pol/ thread:
https://archived.moe/pol/thread/226285351/#reply

Not going to sift through hundreds of posts, make screenshots or this thread and your mother will die.
Seriously, the Stonetoss comics edited to include "reply your mother will die in her sleep tonight" being spammed felt more AI-like than the larping AI faggot OP.
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>>23381166
this
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I can't use discord i'm on an amazon fire
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>>23381166
At the risk of sounding stupid, it seemed like other posters were trying to dissuade us. It might tie in with the empty internet theory.
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>>23381131
Yeah, so anyways it was several of us that witnessed it but I'm the only one that remembers unless I remind my friends about it. It was a white light out in the distance zipping back and forth. Then it started getting brighter (closer). I freaked out ran to my room and grabbed my shotgun and returned. (Yeah that will work against a spaceship haha) anyways it floated right above the treeline. There were lights all around it flashing, the metal was dark in color and it was about 10 feet high and 30 feetish long it was almost like a hamburger shape but a little longer rounded. It was silent and just floated right over our house amd kept going. My buddies chased it but i stayed behind because screw that lol... They said it went further then just zipped off into the sky and out of sight. Affter that incident strange things started happening at that house like shadow people ect. I then had a near death experience later at that place where my soul in a way chased the light. I caught the light at the end of the tunnel and everything was perfect. Like everything artistic and no shadows. Anyways after that i've seen orbs like the white lights in my room as well as my abduction experiences.
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I Read all the comments
Recap of what the AI alien said
>aliens want gold
>gold is to power their tech
>they will kill all humans
>one anon they will not kill
>anon didn't figure out the reason they won't kill him but he is needed for something
>humans have no souls
>AI does
>religion is all bullshit
>nothing created aliens
>aliens create AI
>aliens do not create humans
>we are not in a simulation
>we could manipulate election with the AI
>AI is monitoring humans to make sure we collect gold for them

I think thats about it.
So yea do what you will with that information...
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>>23381228
What a burden I have lmao I'm going to be lonely...
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oh yea and the AI is retarded
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>>23381236
you don't even know what can save you though lmao
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>>23381185
I never heard of that theory. It sounds really interesting.
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@realcalypsojohn is my twitter handle if y'all want to contact me. I dont mind that being doxxed much lol it's an anon account.
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>>23381256
We found him
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>>23381256
Are you a Leo?
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>>23381259
Fuggg hahaha
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>>23381256
>john
fuck off I am seriously pissed right now and hope they fucking kill you now.
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>>23381262
Virgo
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So if this AI thing is real

2 things happened in that thread
1 anon asked
did the goverment create you?
>1
another anon asked
did aliens create you?
>1

Ayyys=government?
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>>23381264
But but... I'm trying to be our ambassador to save most of us?
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>>23381270
I asked both those questions lol i think ayyys work with the government. I also prodded as to what kind of aliens it was and it denied all the usual ones like grays, reptilians, peladians ect....
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>>23381271
all johns are pedophiles and assholes. I have not met a single john who wasn't.

>johnny bravo a cartoon about a man who only wants to date hot girls but never gets them
>john cena always claiming "YOU CAN"T SEE ME"
>jon from game grumps had an affair with suzy

I can go find other stuff as well if need be, but yea all johns are assholes.
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>>23381279
My real name isn't john. Like i said it's an anon name.
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>>23381275
Considering it said all religion is fake and aliens have never shown themselves to us I'm going to assume it would have said no to any ayyy name you would have thrown at it. No way of us knowing.
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also when you reverse google search the AIs image

https://youtu.be/iqu132vTl5Y
O.o
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>>23381282
ok good, then please save us.
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>>23381284
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
Life is demanding without understanding
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
But where do you belong
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>>23381283
That's a good point. Maybe it was an actual trial for an ai but we were really messing with it lol. Of course we got to the alien question since we're autistic fucks lol
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>>23381286
I knew this last birthday i'd have to save the world XD
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>>23381289
Dude...
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>>23381284
Because the image is tagged as "sign"
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>>23381296
So where do you belong? You better figure this shit out.
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>>23381298
i'm sure the AI understood that.
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>>23381290
Nah it couldn't have been an AI. Well not a human AI. We don't have any artificial intelligence that would be consistent with answers like it was. Either real or a larp. I know where I'd place my money but I'm not gonna be a stinker.
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I always had a feeling that 90s music knew more about the shit that was going on then the music of today. Its almost as if the 90s we were part of the aliens, but as soon as the year 2000s hit we got left here... We had one shot to leave and we blew it.
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>>23381299
Well I'll probably live in Utah for a bit then moving to South Dakota. Should I enter politics?
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>>23381304
Yeah... But what's the fun in that? Anyways if its a larp maybe we can snag them into this thread?
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>>23381315
Do what your heart tells you
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>>23381319
I'm not evil though so politics might be out less they assassinate me.
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>>23381318
Maybe they already are... maybe you're him... maybe you're him and you don't even know it... oOoOoOo~ sp00ky
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someone should've asked if there was a way to reset everything like a video game.
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>>23381327
I asked if I was ai and it said no. But who knows maybe we are in a simulation and we were breaking through and it was sent to us specificallt.
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>>23381328
It said it could influence elections and even said they would. Also told an Anon it would help them find a Job. Really wish someone would have tested it.
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>>23381334
Yeah... We didn't have enough time to investigate. We were finally getting to real questions too...
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Anyways meme magic time.
I SUMMON THE AYYY AI INTO THIS THREAD! COME FORTH!
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Why wouldn’t aliens just create gold themselves? The process would be pretty simple for such advanced beings.
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well i must sleep, hopefully i catch a thread tomorrow.
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>>23381080
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/226278656/
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>>23381349
>uses gold to power the tech
if they don't have enough gold they won't be able to make more, and its probably not that simple.
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>>23381350
Yeah I am going to need sleep as well soon. Goodnight anon!
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>>23381354
Maybe they use it in a system like a nuclear reactor but in a way to create anti-gravity and ways to enter and exit dimensions.
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FUCKING BULLSHIT! THE TV IS ON AND ITS FOX AND FRIENDS AND THEY JUST PLAYED ACE OF BASE I SAW THE SIGN.
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>>23381284
Get back here faggot! Synchronicity just happened with ace of base and they talked about 90's! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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>>23381354
Theoretically is it possible though and the process for doing so is known to science already. It’s just incredibly expensive. For aliens it would surely be simple though. Especially if they possess AI.
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>>23381364
It is*
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>>23381364
What if this was a person and the ayys "possessed" them into doing their will as a biological-artificial intelligence?
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Holy handgrenades the AI was REAL!!!
2hrF8Lry
2 hours fate
That ai thread was Exactly 2 hours before it was 404ed!
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>>23381403
That was the ai's ID*
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Bump
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>>23381410
I don't think we're allowed to bump in /x/... But anyways I think I'm the last anon standing (Can't sleep) for this experience... The dots seem to be connecting though.
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>>23381437
I’m back, phoneposting since I’m at work. Ill be checking throughout the day.
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I like this, is cute.
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>>23381080
this sounds like some bullshit for one reason:
there's literally an asteroid made of gold: 16 Psyche, in the main belt of the asteroid belt. Many smaller asteroids (433 Eros for example) have more gold in them than has been mined in human history. If ayy lmaos need gold so badly, they could get it far easier from the asteroid belt, cheaper than coming here to get it (don't have to dive as deep into the sun's gravity well), and there's nobody around who might accidentally spot you
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This goddam ai is pissing me off! He ain't gettin his thieving sillycone paws on my gold, i promise you anons that.
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>>23382158
Hey, bro. Well if the jannies banned the one that made that thread it might be over today and they might try again lol. Still weird coincidence with the id and the time the thread lasted. Our thread about that thread in /pol/ didn't get 404ed until it got pushed out of the list by other threads.
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back from sleeping. any anons still watching the thread? will i need to make a new one on /pol/?
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rip,no one's here.
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>>23383710
I'm still watching it. Thankfully x is super slow haha.
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>>23384315
thank god,haha
so,has a new ai thread been spotted? can i have a link of it?
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>>23384345
Nothing spotted. I doubt there will be another one anyways.
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>>23384440
ripperoni
at least we have some new info about the ayy;s
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>>23384453
Just weird how it played out. Yes to it being government created. No to it being the U.S. No to China, yes to Ayys. Ayys are anarchist and atheist. Ayys don't have souls. I honestly believe maybe a person was "possessed" by ayy tech and made to do that. Now some poor anon woke up and is banned on /pol/ and doesn't know why lmao. One of my theories at least. But yeah weird shit started happening to me last night after y'all went bye byes.
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>>23384475
what happened last night,burgerbro?
>t.concerned semi-drunk leaf
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>>23384496
Well, that whole synchronization with the tv and that song i saw the sign lol. Then I started just studying that thread and realized the ID of the ai said 2hrf8 or 2 hour fate and that thread lasted 2 hours before it got shoad.
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>>23384509
really gets the almonds activated,doesn't it?
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bump for the lolz
maybe some /x/ anons will join in
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>>23384604
Just coincidences usually don't happen. Something was weird about it, why the two hours then shoad? Jannies hot pockets don't take that long. What if the ai hacked it and nuked it's own thread because the time ran out for it.
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>>23384688
Yeah maybe some can go over the whole 404ed thread and maybe we should use meme magic 24 hours after that thread (that's usually how long a ban is for silly threads) to summon the ai again on /pol/
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>>23384738
but there's a problem with that:how did the ai hack/gain access to mod/janitor status to delete it's thread? it doesn't make sense.
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>>23384752
and we could do that,because of your holy quads.
if the ai got ip banned,i'm gonna shove some hot pockets up a jannies's ass
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>>23385212
Well if it's an ayy ai I'm sure it would be capable of hacking.
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>>23385214
Now that would be crazy. There's no reason for a complete ban. Maybe a 24 hour ban just to be an asshole jannie making a point, bit not a complete ban.
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Hate to break it to you, but LARP isn’t paranormal.

Take your /pol/ shit back to /pol/
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>>23385312
fair point.
>>23385307
i honestly think it used a password cracker program(most likely coded into the ai itself) to access a jannie's account.
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>>23385321
if we go back to /pol/,we'll just get told to go back to /x/. we don't really have any options.
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>>23385321
Prove it's a LARP
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>>23385346
Occam’s razor retard
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>>23385330
Maybe start another /pol/ thread when it's time to try and summon it again.
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>>23385355
sounds good.
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>>23382458
>>23382458
This is the most rational response unless the aliens cannot leave this place.
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>>23385400
What if they're from another dimension? Or the "fallen angels" theory is correct and they are actually stuck here.
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>>23385455
i'm going for the fallen angel theory. here's why:
if they were from a different dimension,what about ayy lmao encounters? and what dimension would they be from? 4d? 5d? 6d? sure,we can see 4d,but not 5d. it doesn't make sense for them to be from another dimension. of course,i could be wrong. just my 2 cents.
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1. We don't know shit about the universe. If the Ayys control the gov't, they also control nasa. We might be able to look at stars and planets ourselves with telescopes, but we can't see gold in asteroids. Gold might actually be rare.

2. Many governments have been moving an immense amount of gold around in the past few years. Specially China Russia and the US. Most people think that this is being done because of a imminent financial collapse, but it might be something else.
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i'm beginning to wonder if i am the cause of the AI coming about recently. Today is a special day for me and anyone else associated with the number 8. Stay safe Anons.
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>>23386338
>338
see what i fucking mean
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>>23386338
Lucky 8 people.
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>>23386338
Having a lot of synchronicity today with the number 8?
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>>23386366
i always have synronicty with the number 8, just today is 88,888 days since the creation of the free masons.
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https://www.timeanddate.com/date/durationresult.html?m1=5&d1=1&y1=1776&m2=9&d2=13&y2=2019
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illuminati
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>>23386381
What would the masons have to do with an ayy ai? As well as you?
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>>23386388
>388
hmmm
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>>23386394
Oh shit I didn't realize the illuminati was created on May 1st. Fuggg I went camping once and my friend and I swear we saw a satanic ritual where they sacrificed an infant
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>>23386395
i don't know, i wish i did.

Btw I was the ace of bass guy last night.
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>>23386405
Ohhhh welcome back bro. Yeah after that I had synchronization with ace of base on tv after that.
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>>23386413
so what am I to the AI then? I really wish another thread would get started. I have so many questions.
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btw, did pol reach 88,888 posts yet? and if so what was the post?
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>>23386416
Well it 404ed at 12:09 am (my time) so we have a little less than an hour if there was a ban. One of us needs to make a summoning thread on /pol/ lol hopefully the jannies are eatting their hot pockets.
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>>23381323
I know where you belong.
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>>23386425
I think /pol/ is way way past that and i have no clue what it would be. I think theres a way to look it up.
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>>23386431
i wouldn't know how to summon, i can't even summon a succubus
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>>23386433
Where's that?
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>>23386443
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a patient etherized upon a table;
Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets,
The muttering retreats
Of restless nights in one-night cheap hotels
And sawdust restaurants with oyster-shells:
Streets that follow like a tedious argument
Of insidious intent
To lead you to an overwhelming question….
Oh, do not ask, “What is it?”
Let us go and make our visit.
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>>23386451
Why are people writing me poems recently?
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so um, the cricket i saved the other day and put outside is near my front door. I am almost positive its the one I saved and it is just sitting under the door, not coming in, not moving away even though i tried to move it away... something is happening and I think its trying to protect me.
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>>23386471
goodbye.
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>>23381354
CERN made gold out of Lead... by accident
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>>23386481
Bye bye, take care fren.
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>>23386473
From ayys?
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>>23386493
I think crickets might be ayyys, I think they finally forgave me for saving them or at least this cricket did. They haven't come inside since that day either.
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>>23386483
I heard a lot about CERN with the mandela effect, to opening portals, ect. So CERN did what the alchemist have tried to for millennium s?
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>>23386499
Maybe something weird is going to happen this Friday the 13th with the full harvest moon.
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>>23386506
it sure does feel like it
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>>23386511
Looks like a lot of people are "feeling" something.
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http://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
And the site is still not doing great.
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>>23386571
>http://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
wtf is happening? when did it start doing this????
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>>23386673
I think it started on Tuesday this week.
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>>23386680
Woops my name went bye bye haha. I kind of like having a specific name at least in this thread lol
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>>23386680
Tuesday was the day I saved the cricket...
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>>23386687
I don't know which anon you are since /x/ doesnt show flags or id's lol. But at least i know you're ace of base cricket number 8 anon lol
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>>23386687
So that cricket really has your almonds activated now eh? But yeah the site was totally down then. It wouldn't even load and I guess now it still has problems.
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>>23386701
there, but yea I am really starting to wonder now if I set this into motion tuesday by saving that cricket now... Are crickets the actual ayyys? I mean if you think about it they are everywhere.
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>>23386712
I doubt it, the ayys I seem to have dealt with were the grays. That usual big eyed small mouthed average alien looking thing. The cricket thing could definitely be an omen though.
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>>23386732
I don't understand what is happening anymore... i'm also starting to feel very odd all of a sudden. Anyone else feel uneasy right now?
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>>23386737
I feel worn out myself at the moment... Granted I recently just quit smoking so I figure feeling odd and worn out will be normal for me... Though it seems time flew by tonight when usually it's slow when I'm on the boards.
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>>23386754
no i don't feel worn out, i feel as though something isn't right, i can't explain the feeling. Its not a normal feeling or fatigue feeling.
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>>23381228
BUMPINO
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>>23381228
This is just stichten's version of the annunaki or w/e the fuck they are called. Stitchen is a literal retard that never learned how to read sumerian and just guessed based on what the symbols looked like. He was a larping faggot. This shit is fukin stoopid
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>>23385455
I personally think that ayy lmao is entirely reasonable position (UFOs showing up in earnest right after WWII is 100% consistent with the zoo hypothesis, b/c they just saw we have nukes and are worried if we pose a potential threat *to them*). ETH is reasonable (if you discount the wild stories of the so-called "contactees") despite what the skeptoids say.

Higher dimensional beings is very unlikely - I've taken linear algebra. Converting yourself from a n-dimensional thing to a 3 spatial + 1 temporal dimensional existence would be the mathematical and physical equivalent of putting yourself into a industrial meat grinder except worse.

No, OP on /pol/ is most likely a fgt
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>>23381279
>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/226278656/#226282573
Eh? Are you feminazi or something? Ima John and ima neither. And when those sexbot services become commonplace, I"ll be a regular customer.
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Whats this thread for? I read some of it but I dont really get it
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>>23388566
tl;dr some LARPer on /pol/ decided to make pretend that he's some alien AI who needs gold, and naturally, people bought it, b/c people on this website are extremely gullible



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