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Where are all the werewolves in america and how do i get bit by one.

Dont worry im not a furry

haha

haha
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Don't werewolves lose the memory of whatever they did whilst transformed? What's the point in wanting to be one if so, effectively you could pretend you already are one any day you wake up and just imagine that you went on an adventure during the night instead of slept normally.
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we are all on tumblr, specialist forums, and on /x/. We are known as otherkin.
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>>23012088
Ill just wear a gopro when i transform
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>>23012095
I'd imagine your body growing would dislodge the gopro, perhaps instead a lasso with a few gopro's attached to it that when tugged on tightens placed in your doorway so that whatever size you end up it will get attached to that. Perhaps a velcro or a sticky substance to get the gopro's to stick to the fur might work also.
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>>23012102
the body would grow around the go pro and the go pro will end up lodged inside of the muscle fibres of the werewolf.
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>>23012102
So its simple, just wear a shit ton of gopros and leave them really loose
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Altered beast has good transformations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxOBZoXTvYM
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VaMp4LiFe lulz
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Why is tf such a common fetish on 4chan? Or is this actually extremely common among normies and they just don't talk about it?
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>>23012160
I dont care for transformation, frankly it kinda creeps me out. Having a beast fetish is onehundredemoji.jpg
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>>23012160
It is a common fetish all throughout the internet you sheltered brainlet. Even 15 years ago it was common on random forums.
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>>23012135
Fuck you weren't wrong
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>>23012166
What about succubus tf?
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>>23012198
nope
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Are one of you guys outside my house barking at me? I'm flattered at the invitation but would really like to sleep.
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Death to werewolves.

Me on the right (offscreen), Socal in center.
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Nice try, you naaldlooshi bitches.
But everyone knows that werevolves are just fake propaganda, so that people won't hunt down navajos.
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>>23012079
Laden yourself with fresh cuts of fatty beef. Then wander into the woodlands after midnight. Be cautious as you do and take care that no one saw you enter.
Report back with your results, furfag.
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>>23012088
I’d imagine being in human form you’d be very woodpile and have a great metabolism, heightened hearing, smell and sight also
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>>23012079
>how do i get bit by one
That's not how werewolves work. Unless you just want to be a bit mangled.
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I just woke up from a dream I was in the woods and got bitten and turned by a bunch of werewolves and vampires. I then asked humans for help because I was injured and confused and they said shut up ._.
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How do werewolves deal with depression?
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>>23012198
Patrician tier
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>>23012095
>>23012102
I told a prolific werewolf here that he should record his transformation. He said that he liked the idea, but his wolf form would always destroy the camera. To solve this, I told him to Livestream it to another location that was recording it, so that even if the wolf destroyed his recording device he would have real evidence. He refused, saying the Livestream could be hacked easily and that it's not worth it.
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>>23017641
Don't worry, Anon. I'm a possible werewolf and if I get a gopro I will try to record my transformation.
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>>23012963
Do you still get to keep the fat knotted canine cock while in human form?
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>>23018178
Stop talking about dog dick in every werewolf thread. Go to reddit. They're all furries and ban real werewolf discussion.
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>>23012514
fuck california
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>>23012079
Supposedly here in Utah we got skinwalkers, but from my experience we go out and fucking kill them, and it's a lot of work seriously guys please do not do this we're tired of it cause "Oh man tomorrow is monday" but we know where we're going, we're going to the ranch and we'll be there for three hours at a time each, and I'm so tired of using my 44, I'm gonna have arthritus when I'm 30 I swear.
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>>23012079
Most of the werewolves that were around were in Europe and were killed off by the end of WW1 by extensive use of runes and straight up hunting because they were giant wolves that were killing people and stuff
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I know this is a silly thread, but I would so love to be a werewolf.
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Shame on you if you kill werewolves.
They are not that dangerous and they are part of nature.
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>>23018503
You will love to be anything until you are one.
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>>23018523
It can't be that bad.
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>>23018529
You have a romanticized view of something obviously horrific and tragic.

>It can't be that bad
This is true, only because it is far worse.
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>>23018529
If you could benefit from thinking more like an animal and having some wolf traits it might be an improvement. But being hairy and growing again well after the age that should be done and turning into a wolf creature on some nights when you don't live in the woods could be big problems for some people. If you live with your parents how are you going to explain your ripped up clothes and sheets? Not saying it renders you unable to live like a normal human most of the time but there are probably a lot of potential issues you didn't think through. Usually, ancient literature called it a curse not a blessing.
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>>23012963
What do you mean, "you'd be very woodpile"? That's not normal English.
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>>23018512
they are a beneficial part of the paranormal ecosystem, they eat skinwalkers, rampaging government experiments, vampires, the ugly things with the bulging black eyes people think are aliens and the list goes on. without them we'd be be swimming up to our eyeballs in paranormals looking to suck the marrow from our bones or mangle our souls to draw the apocalypse down in some small villages or towns.
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>>23012079
If I don't have control over my transformations and beast, then I don't want
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Imagine if somebody like Hapfor or any of them huge nordic fuckers got turned into werewolves.

They'd be god damn humongous: like, pick up and throw the RV you and your camera crew tried to hide in.
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>>23018837
Dude imagine if Bruce Banner got it by a werewolf and then the bite made him angry and turned into the hulk and then the hulk turned into a werewolf!
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>>23018682
Based and redpilled.

You dont want to go full furry retard and murder your family/friends in werewolf rage.
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>>23017641

How wierd that as technology advances, the weirdos and fraudsters come up with additional, in this case exceptionally shit excuses as to why they can't provide proof of their outlandish claims? Well, not wierd, but something...



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