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Have any of you anons ever done a love spell on a girl that worked? How was it? Can you control someone's free will through magic? Just curious.
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love spell is basically rape you creep
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>>23000993
Love spells are part of magic so yes.
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>>23000993
Even if you could do it, you shouldn't. Time should be reversed for all of our sakes anyway, what you should really do if you want to make a girl fall in love with you is turn back time to before you met and use what you know about her to make yourself perfect and irresistible to you.
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>>23000993
Not really a love spell but she was very suicidal and drove me crazy with it.
As dumb as i was, i talked to every god i knew of, some demons as well.
She is well now but i feel like shit since then. I can't feel love anymore. No empathy, just nothing.
But she is super into me now.
Still wouldnt recomend giving your soul up just to save a girl.
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>>23000993
>Can you control someone's free will through magic?

Go ahead and put a demon inside her so she's possessed and loves you not still. Which is the only way to go about influencing one's will as far as I know.
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>>23001016
perfect dont exist
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>>23001019
What do you think happened?
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>>23001133
Well i offered my soul to something and i think it worked, its like im the depressed person now. She is fully recoverd and you normally never really recover from such depression. Abusive dad, selfharm to the max and so on.
I simply feel like shit since 2 years and i have always been the funny friendly and loving guy. Pretty fucked up.
But she loves me so thats something
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http://boards.4chan.org/r9
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>>23001214
They're atheists.
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>>23000993
WHY is constantly posting that ten year old kid OK??
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>>23001233
A 30 year old woman you retarded fuck go outside virgin and look at real women for once
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>>23001249
>>23001249
>A 30 year old woman
No it's not and you know it.
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>>23001233
>>23001249
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>>23000993
You're using one on me right now aren't you?
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>>23000993
Stop posting this cow, faggot.
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>>23001264
She is 10 years old? I know you never seen a real woman and only anime women stop wasting my time cuck
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>>23001292
I think she looks quite cute, sauce?
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>>23001277
Are you a girl and your name starts with A?
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>>23000993
State your reasons for leaving orbit.
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>>23001329
hollywood
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>>23001403
What?
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>>23001329
>I think she looks quite cute, sauce?
She's a ten year old you sicko.
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>>23001035
you know what I mean, no need to be pedantic. Does saying "as close to perfect as any man could get" really change it that much?
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Who's the woman?
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>>23001471
become chad basically?
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>>23000993
Why do people post this girl? I know you guys never go outside or jack it to normal porn with hot women but now you're all just going after 2s and 3s on FB to hold your pathetic fucking asses at night.

This bitch is fatter than she lets on. Unhealthy. FGAS in every selfie I see. Then there's the matter that she clearly pinches her own cheeks to get that awful rosacea-looking blush she has. That shit has been time-proven since like the 1920s that it makes your skin sag and gives you fucked up wrinkles cause you're abusing your skin. Eat some fucking salads and nourish your shit complexion, girls always fucking do this and ruin their bodies when she's "not like other girls" and is a real 'down-to-earth meat-and-potatoes girl" bitch we can tell.

I like when girls eat what they like. Skinny can look unhealthy sometimes. But I cant imagine you fags really like it when she looks like she was stuffed with meat and potatoes.
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Im getting sick of this kid picture.
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>>23001208
Its your fault for believing this
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>>23001582
I thought it was a fat "wizard" dude from some larp coven
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Looks like leafy is here with the girl filter
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>>23001582
The shills are out in full force today. 5/10 is average. This girl doesn't look like the average girl you would see on the street or in the mall. She's at least 7/10 but I'm biased towards brown eyed girls so I would give her an 8.5/10.
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>Therefore it hath been the greatest and most Religious care in this life, to them that are wise, and well-minded, to beget children.

>As likewise, it is the greatest misfortune and impiety, for any to be separated from men, without children; and this man is punished after death by the Demons, and the punishment is this, To have the Soul of this childless man, adjudged and condemned, to a Body that neither hath the nature of a man, nor of a woman, which is an accursed thing under the Sun.

>Therefore, O Asclepius, never congratulate any man that is childless; but on the contrary, pity his misfortune, knowing whatt punishment abides, and is prepared for him.

What did Hermes mean by this? He appears to be saying that for a man not to father a child is a sin punishable by rebirth in an inhuman form, or at least as someone without the "nature of a man or a woman". Could this explain the huge surge in homosexual and transgender people in society today? What are incels or the impotent to do if they cannot find means of reproducing?
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>>23001635
NOT PARANORMAL
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>>23001651
Your crap post isn't paranormal either.
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>>23001321
she browse /x/?
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>>23001657
>butthurt detected
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You will need:
A sampler size of your favorite scent
A pink candle
First carve a heart in your candle with a tack or toothpick. Light the candle
in a window where it will receive moonlight (full moon light is best).
Put the scent container in front of the candle and say:
Venus, grant me the love that I lack;
Through this scent, my mate attract!
Let the candle burn out naturally, then carry the scent with you, spraying on
a little whenever you are out or may be meeting people. Increase the power of
the magic by repeating the invocation as you put on the scent!
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>>23001673
>seething
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>>23001676
At Friday
Day of Love and Aphrodite
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>>23001665
>she browse /x/?
She can't since she's only ten. Why OP keeps posting this kid's image is disturbing.
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>>23001677
>>seething
Then step away from the keyboard for a while, go sit outside, drink something cold and relax.
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>>23001682
How old is she?
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>>23001690
>How old is she?
see: >>23001682
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>>23001699
Cute!
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>>23001676
why a pink candle? red is the color of love
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>>23000993
>Have any of you anons ever done a love spell on a girl that worked?
I know one that works, but I've never used it, even when my twin flame left. I want her to want to be with me, not to have no choice.

>How was it?
It was somewhat hard, it requires proximity because you need some hair or nails from the person.

>Can you control someone's free will through magic?
Only if they are an unsaved non-Christian, and you are dabbling the blackest of arts.

>Just curious.
Don't be.
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>>23001708
>why a pink candle? red is the color of love
Because these sickos are not targeting an adult.
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>>23001233
That's not a ten year old, dumbass.

She looks about 20.
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>>23001716
He's spamming this because he is in love with the girl and wants to no one else attracted to her.
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>>23001329
>I think she looks quite cute, sauce?
She looks like a chubby college frat sophomore, for fucks sake..
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>>23001722
she beautiful tho
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>>23001722
So you agree the image shouldn't be posted anymore.
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>>23001582
>But I cant imagine you fags really like it when she looks like she was stuffed with meat and potatoes.
I don't care about fatness, never have. I care about the soul.
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>>23001734
Love Magic is very strong. It is because love between people can produce strong emotions and energies. Be aware, that when you practice magic, you have to take responsibility for what you want and what you do. Be aware, that what you wish to others will come back to you, even stronger than what you have sent before. In love magic, only positive action will attain positive outcome! Trying to manipulate will of the desired person is the most frequent mistake people make and cannot bring positive results.
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>>23001635
>I would give her an 8.5/10.
You don't get out much, do you?

Dude, she's 3/10 at best. And that's with a good angle. I guarantee she looks like a potato when taken from anything resembling a normal angle. Not that I care, because I don't discriminate against fat girls, but I'm also not going to lie to pander to ego, either.
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>>23000993
Her face is extremely punchable. DISGUSTANG.
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>>23001745
Nice try shill
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>>23001722
>He's spamming this because he is in love with the girl and wants to no one else attracted to her.
Who is? And who the fuck is this person? And how is spamming her gonna keep others from liking her?

>>23001731
>she beautiful tho
average is a lie, anon, she's below average at best.

>Be aware, that what you wish to others will come back to you, even stronger than what you have sent before.
This is very true. The one I know is one that lasts FOR LIFE, so it's not to be used lightly. However it is guaranteed to work forever. And there's no getting tired of the person and leaving them, you are karmically bound to them, and if you abandon them then their suffering will induce massive suffering in YOU, until you reunite.

>>23001747
>Her face is extremely punchable. DISGUSTANG.
I mean, she' snot disgusting, but she is below average. You shouldn't punch people for their looks anon.
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>>23001765
>Nice try shill
Dude, using the word "shill" is equivalent to getting a tattoo on your forehead that says "RETARD".
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>>23001775
>And how is spamming her gonna keep others from liking her?
He wasn't even addressing OP, so who knows what the fuck he's on about, just trolling it appears.
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>>23001775
You seem nice. :)
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>>23001710
tell me the spell
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>>23000993
>Have any of you anons ever done a love spell on a girl that worked? How was it?

u wana enter my territory?
ok then

she was a 'slut', & i told her to fuck off(I was experimenting); metaphorically of course; im not that rude~

(((she's a slut, but I'm an asshole... lmao)))
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>>23001635
> 8.5
Uggo attracted to Uggos confirmed
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what does /x/ know about sex magic to make women addicted to your body
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>>23002150
no
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>>23001329
She couldn't be any more painfully average, if not a few points below. How low are your standards?
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>>23001635
If you saw an actually beautiful girl would you just implode?
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>>23001738
Most cringe post I'll read today and its barely the afternoon. congrats
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>>23001635
lmfao this bitch is in OP is actually gross, a real 3 or 4
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>>23002288
a 10
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OP is suck a thirstyfag
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>>23000993
careful anon that's not a girl
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bruh who creep does love spells wtf incels
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Yeah I went up to her and was all “hey”

Shit was magic
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>>23002377
>a 10
That is her age, this has been established. Why OP keeps posting her image is the mystery.
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>>23000993
no magic is not real
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>>23001635
Absolutely fucking true, especially in the US
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>>23002550
No
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lying is magic.
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Why so much hate? I'm nice to women and women love me back.
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>>23002515
love spells were performed in ancient greek
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>>23003210
Greece.
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>>23002288
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Love spells are evil tho
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Still waiting to turn into a vampire OP
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It is called bullying. You bully bitches until they like you, then you leave them.
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>>23003516
Me too.
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>>23001792
>You seem nice. :)
thank you.

therealspacecowboy@protonmail.com

only email if you're a guy who isn't hitting on me, or a natural born female 18 years or older. those are the rules.
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>>23001838
>tell me the spell
I can't tell you, I learned it 20 years ago and I was warned never to use it. I can't be responsible for the negative outcome. But i can tell you how to get Love from someone if you want to try.
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>>23003518
Bullying is not something fun so if u had never experience it SHUT UP.
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>>23001208
>selling your soul
>selling your soul so someone else can feel better in this corporeal plane

what was/is going through your head?
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>>23003560
I am sorry, okay?
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this bitch fat as shit

you gay & have bad taste
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>>23001642
Where have you taken this from?
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question /x/

if you can control people through spells, how do we know if we’re not influenced by spells? how do we get immunity?
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>>23001838
Despite all the superstitions and practices the world abounds with, the greatest Love spell of all has yet to be mentioned. Solomon, the wisest man of all time, hinted at it in the Song of Solomon. Homer and Virgil wrote odes about it. Casanova and Don Juan knew it well. For it makes you seem like a different person, others see that you are different, sense your inner strength, and look to you as the rock they've been searching for all along. Yet no one has been able to articulate it in writing for almost two millennia. Drink of this knowledge, and you will have quaffed the True Love Potion:

"Give and it shall be given unto you, good measure, pressed down, shaken together, running over, shall people give unto your bosom. For with the same measure ye mete withal, it shall be meted unto you." - Luke 6:38

Real Love is GIVING. It seeks only the good of the beloved, even when there is a cost to you, no matter how you feel at the time. Who are the unhappiest creatures on Earth? Not the poor or the sick, but those who keep all their Love to themselves. Those who cut off Love when it is born, or who tear it out root and stem once it has taken hold in their hearts.

Who are the people you like? Isn't it true that the people you like best, are the ones who like YOU? Who seem always concerned about your well-being? How you feel? Who always smile and greet you with a pleasant word? Who try to make you laugh, and who really enjoy your company? Who always seem ready to listen to you, and help you work out what is burdening your heart? What have these people done to make you Love them?
They have merely given of themselves.

So be that for someone else. Be that for the person you want to Love you back. Which brings me to the second ingredient:

How to inspire Love in another? By first Loving YOURSELF. Love begets Love. Charge yourself with unselfish Love and devotion for others, even as you example healthy self-Love and self-esteem within your own being.
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>>23003638
kek
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>>23002280
>t. soulless sociopath
enjoy never bonding with anyone, ever. not even skinny people would love an attitude like yours, you judgmental waste.
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>>23003560
>Bullying is not something fun so if u had never experience it SHUT UP.
You're absolutely right. You tell 'em!
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>>23003673
based
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>>23003696
thank you again.

t. space cowboy
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>>23003593
you cant
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>>23001016
How is that any better?
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>>23001208
Why in the fuck would you do that to yourself?
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>>23001321
Looks like food cucked you broski
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>>23003723
>t. space cowboy
Consider suicide
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>>23003723
Hey guys, redpill me on this new "t." meme. What's going on with that?
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>>23003797
signed
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"I nunc amit me te amare simul (Name) quoque sicerit in me ex caritate."
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>>23003838
Try aramaic, because Latin isn't nearly old or dead enough
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>>23004038
stfu
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>>23003760
Because it is molding yourself to her dreams, not her to yours. You would be the one losing part of your free will, not her, she would just be having a dream come true.
Besides, like I already said, time reversal is the best thing for all of us anyway, you wouldn't just be the man of her dreams you would also be a hero for helping us fix the timeline.
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Is the devil a female
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I would like to know how to put a spell on the daughter of Satan thx
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>>23003793
>>t. space cowboy
>Consider suicide
nah. my enemies always seem to beat me to it.
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>>23003797
>being this much of a newfag

it means "signed" in Norwegian
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>>23004065
>helping us fix the timeline.
who says it's broken?

things are exactly as Nobody wants them to be.
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>>23005329
All you need is love and a prayer.
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>>23005544
We are all set then
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>>23005544
You are beautiful and I am saving you
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>>23006078
<3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iuqtz_9JMfc
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>>23001208
You transferred her suicidal spirit to you via sex. Now you're depressed and she's fine because it left her to latch onto you. Research soul ties.
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>>23001208
Just wait until she cheats on you
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>>23001016
How
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>>23006276
kill the spirit
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>>23005329
Is this OP's ugly sister?
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Love spells only work on men women are protected by Eve.
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>>23007074
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>>23006293
just wait until he cheats on her
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>>23000993
Only love spell I’ve ever needed is the 10inch one in muh pants ifuknowhatimean
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>>23000993
Everytime you are near him clench your ass muscles and groan under your breath like you are defacating, while staring him in the eyes. He will be yours within the hour.
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>>23007074
Explain yourself
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>talk to girl in a public place
>in a conversation, say women shouldnt be allowed to vote
>make eye contact while you explain why
>while shes about to say something, just walk off

congrats, she now will not leave you alone
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>>23007135
Can confirm this works
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There is something Africans do called Pubic tea. Basically just put a few of your pubes in the teapot while making it and then have the target drink the tea.
Never gave it much thought and guessed that if it ever worked it would probably have something to do with pheronomes from the pubes.
Anyone know anything about this? Most people here are Anglos or other Westerners and i was wondering if they ever heard of it
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>>23007205
Only works if u add cum or vaginal juices
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>>23007219
does it work
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>>23001635
ahahahaha just how ugly are you Jesus Christ you must be hideous to think this
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>>23007290
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>>23007294
Better add extra pubes.
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>>23007261
yes, but you gotta have fresh juices and strain pube tea at full moon. U can make him drink or add to his bath.
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>>23000993
Surely asking randos on the internet to teach you a magic spell is the best and most direct way to get someone attracted to you. OP on the chuuni equivalent of blowing up a power plant to turn off a bedside lamp.
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>>23007459
Kek
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>>23007472
If u know a better way to get girl to like me then I would like to hear it!
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>>23007499
same
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>>23007499
I'm sure you would! Unfortunately sapient beings aren't susceptible to cheat codes, and are fundamentally different from person to person. I don't know you, and don't know her, so I can't really give you advice. Which is the key thing you should be asking for; not a magical spell to mindfuck some other underage into liking you, but advice on how to make yourself more attractive to them.

>>23001022
Unless you want a demon-possessed other highschooler tearing your junk off, underaged friendo.
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>>23007518
>obsessed with underages

Pedo detected.
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>>23007533
lolis
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>>23007533
Only a dumbass child would stumble around here
1) still calling women "girls"
2) asking about a mind control spell but being "just curious."

He's either like 15 or literally retarded.
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>>23007600
Ok, pedo.
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How do i win a girls heart /x/
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>>23007759
Jesus
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>>23007759
A fat bank account.
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>>23007673
Pathetic teens fuck off of my /x/ reeeeeeeee
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>>23007912
I'm a 900 year old werewolf, shut the hell up, kid.
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>>23007916
knot me
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>>23007759
what is happening to reality?
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>>23007960

I will be clear. Your Sumarians showed earth people at that time how to communicate, how to initiate crafts, gave them all the fundamentals upon which a civilization then could be based. Your Sumarians however, were not of human stock at that time.
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>>23007673
Pedophiles like children 12 or younger not a 14 year old teenager.
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>>23008198
Everyone attracted to people under 18
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>>23000993
controlling someone's free will is always a big no no especially when it comes to feelings subtle influence or luck spells can help a little if there's existing potential there, but you can't make someone love you against their will, it always backfires
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>>23000993
>love
>control their free will
You could do a working to emphasise the qualities in yourself that they would find attractive. I did this, and it was effective, but then I found I didn't really want the girl. Better to work on the qualities that you value yourself, and attract someone right for you in that way. Maybe these qualities overlap, in which case congratulations!
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>>23000993
Have any of you anons ever done a love spell on a girl that worked?
>Anon how do you think this happened?
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>>23000993
Well, I don't know if this exactly counts but I will greentext my story.
>former robot
>during the whole Trump campaign I was shilling hard for Trump
>of course went balls deep into Kek cult
>I was a bitter 26 y/o virgin
>One day of utter depression (I was considering suicide again), I ask Kek that I would be his ""paladin"" if he gave me a gf
>Thing is, I got doubles and trips at a much higher rate than what statistically reasonable, so at the time I thought I was already "touched by" chaos and Kek
>shortly before the elections, I meet a girl
>Trump wins

I don't care if you believe it or not. It's possibly bullshit, I won't deny it. But it seems kinda fishy to be championing hard for Kek, ask for a reward and get it shortly after, and almost at the time he won the election.

Make of it what you will.
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>>23008453
Hes black
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>>23008469
And now you're a Kek paladin..... ?
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>>23008721
take the blacked pill
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>>23008803
I don't want to.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kFvWhI1lq8
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>>23001019
In a similar position. Living with my fwb and she has had a really rough past and she has something attached to her. On 4th of July, we were at a park at night and she just...changed. I wasn't talking to her anymore, it wasn't even her voice. Started trying to get me to do things by playing on my deepest rooted passions, things she wouldn't even know. I resisted because I knew this wasn't her and she (or it) said, "Ah, I see you have people rooting for you." Then sat down and started scribbling these strange symbols into the floor. Then out of nowhere, she snapped out of it and broke down in tears with no memory what happened...

So what the fuck can I do to get rid of this thing? And by having sex with her am I exposing myself to parasitic attachment from these things, whatever they are?
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>>23008956
What are your deepest rooted passions?
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>>23008956
Were you on drugs?
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>voodoo

>>23008721
>>23008803
>>23008855
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>>23008985
yes
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>>23001022
Sadly this anon perfectly described my situation into dealing with sex magic to make a love spell. It worked for a time..but I gradually began to hate them the more they debased themselves for me and it was like dealing with a video game npc ..souless and pathetic. Probably the biggest mistake ive made in the last decade.
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>>23001208
Go get your soul back ..repent, you savage!
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>>23001642
Donate sperm..find single mother's..idk
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>>23005518
that's exactly what means it's broken, if nobody wants it then of course something is wrong.
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>>23006506
Through magic I suppose. You're talking about using magic to control someone's mind, a much better use of any such manipulation would be to manipulate the physical world in a way that would not have to make you control any minds.
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>>23010032
How do you time travel?
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>>23009551
you know they only want sperm from good looking and healthy people?
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>>23001001
this but unironically. It's no better than brainwashing.
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Love spells don't work if the other person doesn't want it a little bit.
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HAIL VENUS
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>>23010256
How do i become good looking?
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>>23010902
Pray
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>>23010942
Been there, done that. It didn't work, but I guess it isn't going to hurt if I try again.
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>>23011007
Ask Jesus to turn you into a girl
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>>23011029
But why? The "I can't get a girl so I will become the girl" mentality is flawed and doesn't make sense. Unless he's wanting to be a lesbian. Which, I mean, is a valid choice but I don't think the J-Man would be to keen on granting it.
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>>23011044
The more fags turn into girls the better for the rest of us straight guys
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>>23011044
Who said anything about girls?
>>23011029
No, but thx
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>>23011067
Gay?
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>>23011049
sign me up
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>>23011049
But if he were into women then that wouldn't really translate.

>>23011067
Short sided of me to not consider you were into dudes. My bad, carry on.
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>>23011109
>>23011130
It has nothing to do with getting a partner.
Why is everything about fucking to you people? lol
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>>23011142
You're in a love spell thread faggot
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>>23011142
For, me, I guess it was just applying the logic of wanting to be good looking to myself. I'm good with how I currently look and the only reason I'd consider changing myself would be to attract a woman.
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>>23001208
Weird. I have a similar story
>GF is depressed and possibly suicidal
>Do everything I can to cheer her up make her feel better
>One night I'm sleeping right next to her
>I'm half dreaming but can still feel the bed and pillow
>It feels like the devil is trying to enter my heart
>I am confident. I know I won't let him take control of me. I felt like taking a strong stance while he was trying to frighten me
>I hear these devilish chants
>I am not frightened
>I wake up, knowing that I won
A few days pass
>My gf gets better
>A month later she cheats on me
I felt like shit. But I suspect it might be the devil's revenge for not defeating me.
Well actually I think it was just a very weird dream, but since I'm on /x/ I might play along.
Any thoughts?
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>>23006135
Are you...
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Is depression always caused by evil spirits?
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>>23010197
Start by looking behind you
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>>23011202
If you are asking if I'm Allison Mack or involved with the cult she is attached to then no. I just seen "saving you" and thought of the theme to SMALLVILLE.
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>>23011365
I’m Alison mack
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>>23011521
Hi.
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>>23011365
No, that's not it.
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>>23001321
Wow that's one fat ugly bitch
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>>23000993
Well if youre trying to get a girl like your pic then all you need is trans fats and a pulse. Thats a disgusting looking thing you posted dude. Are you attracted to that? No lips. No chin. Dead black eyes. Ginger. Flushed cheeks meaning shes fucking obese. God dammit if you cant pull a girl twice that hot youre a fucking burn victim. If youre a burn victim im really sorry
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>>23011628
Take it easy, friend. The girl posts here
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>>23011653
>Take it easy, friend. The girl posts here
This is the paranormal board, not the pigs-for-normies board.
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>>23011597
What is the context of the question then?
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>>23011662
Wow, you are one edgy mother fucker. Look everyone, this guy has edge for days. Wow. Much impressed.
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>>23011668
>White knight for whales detected
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>>23011521
Hey there. I had a big crush on you when you were on Smallville and honestly would still be DTF. Hit me up some time.
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>>23011672
>Edgy faglord detected.
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>>23000993
Yes, it works. But it backfires, don't try it, save you some years.
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>>23011663
Brain damage
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>>23011673
Cool. Carve my insignia into your scrote.
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image is hacked now so was your personals
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war it is than :) sorry fgts ur loss
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>>23011693
No, then.
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>>23011694
Done.
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>>23011712
I mean that the question comes out of my brain damage.
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>>23011696
What image?

>>23011699
War? Wut, mate? This is a love thread. Make love not war.
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Stop posting pictures of this fat cow.
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>>23011722
>Stop posting pictures of this UNDERAGE fat cow.

ftfy
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>>23011722
Based
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>>23011722
>Stop posting pictures of this fat cow.
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>>23011714
Haha I don’t really love u, my heart is only for my master. By signing my insignia on your scrote you will now only be able to ejaculate when he deems it so. He has decree that you may only ejaculate into fat men’s anus’s from now on.
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>>23011679
You horrible cunt.
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>>23012094
What happens if I cum under other circumstances? It's not like he can do anything about it from a jail cell.
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>>23012098
Everybody is horrible nowadays huh
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>>23012098
Edgy Fils-Aimé.
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>>23012105
Guy degrades a woman online, I call him out as being the edgy punk he is and somehow I'm the horrible person. Backward ass logic there, mate.
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>>23012112
Well, fuck you and fuck him too. Fuck OP as well for spamming that shit
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>>23012113
Fuck you too. Now we're all fucked. Fucking great.
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>>23001372
underrated post
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>>23012100
You won’t cum, you will just puff out poisonous dust
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>>23012159
Time to test out this myth. Wanna provide me with encouragement or shall I look up some decently done photoshops?
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>>23012112
Shutup you asshole.
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>>23012161
show me the insignia
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>>23012165
You don't have to defend me everytime someone attacks me
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>>23012165
DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU AREN'T GOD OR MY FATHER! OR MY BOSS!
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>>23012178
I don’t mind sweetie
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>>23012167
Ha, I ain't doing that shit irl. Beyond the fact that it is crazy, knowing my luck I'd get an infection and have to cut my boys loose.

I'd be willing to let you carve out said insignia on my balls with your tongue is you so desire.
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>>23012196
He told me you are all liars. No wonder women hate you.
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>>23012181
I am livid you bloody menstrual clot.
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>>23012200
Well he's in jail and I'm not. So I think I got the advantage.
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>>23012193
Thanks, pooh dumplin. I'll be sure to give you a butt job if we ever meet up irl.
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>>23012203
You make me so hot when you talk dirty like that.
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>>23012193
I love when you call me sweetie
:)
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>>23012200
So is that a no on the ball licking then or...
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>>23012200
Women hate everything that doesn't give them money and fame.
I say we burn them all at the stake
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>>23012200
Just for you, because your acting got me through some tough times.
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>>23012241
Are you into some pedo cult? Can I enter?
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>>23012241
Pls don't tell me I carved this shit in me for nothing. Come back Ms. Mack.
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>>23012285
It's a sex cult involving Mistress Allison Mack. Nothing to do with kids so take that shit elsewhere (preferably the lakes of Hell).
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>>23011240
No.
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>>23012290
Shameful. I love me some children.
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>>23012318
Maybe learn to love some lead flying into your mouth and out the back of your skull.
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>>23012241
that’s not your scrote.
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>>23012332
Edgy
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>>23012333
Yeah, it's next to my scrote. That way if it got infected I'd just lose a side of my thigh and not my balls. It's the thought that counts. If we ever meet, I'll let you do the scrote in a sterile environment.
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>>23012358
Yeah you could learn to love the edge of a knife along your wrists too. Either's good with me.
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>>23012386
Would you really like that, tho? How deep should the cut be?
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>>23012391
If you are legit into little kids, I'd suggest getting some help and if that doesn't work out or you don't find that to be a viable option then I'd seriously recommend you off yourself for the greater good of humanity.
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>>23012414
But why don't you give proper instructions, pussy?
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>>23007205
hold up im searching this up
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>>23012373
If you aren’t willing to get an infected scrote for me then I want nothing to do with you. I am beginning to wonder if you even shave your scrote
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>>23012458
Cut your throat with a sharp stick.
That proper enough for you?
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>>23012112
Don't be a faggot online and maybe you won't be so buttmad
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>>23003638
anon what you said apply only to those who look at least 5/10 my life is sole proof of that.Hole my life i been trying to find friends but I never encounter anyone who like me nor who where honest with me, every fucking time i got that pity look and when i ask them to play football together of some shit they always accept because of pity not because they want me, anon you don't understand how privileged you are to be at least beta or above and yes i never talk to a girl not because i did not tried no because they escape from me making fun of me just because god cursed me with this look.Yes iam making blog post but i need this in order to prove your retarded reddit post invalid, people want attractive people in their group so if you happen to be 10/10 what you said can apply but me people don't want me they don't have any benefits having me so they either ignore me or bully me.Having chad in your friends circle greatly improve % to attract girls in your friends circle while having me lower the %.

TLDR: Love don't exist is mere tool that your brain use to control your action and reproduce.

another fact love don't exist in Belgium 2017 divorce rate where 71% which is insane high.
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>>23013191
theres litterally cripple poor guys in wheelchairs who have a wife
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>>23013438
He rich
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>>23011180
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>>23000993
girls aren't real
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>>23014666
ok satan
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>>23012841
After finding out that the end result is going to be only being able to cum in fat butts, I think you could see why I wouldn't take that chance, m'am.
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>>23000993
Surely you dont need a love spell to land that butterface
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>>23015362
>cope
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Do not draw the scowlful eye of 4chan onto an innocent young girl.
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>>23016924
uhh you just fucking bumped the thread from page 9 so everyone looks at her again retard
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>>23016937
Yeah but now everyone knows how great I am.
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>>23016946
You're so stupid you think this is 4chan.
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>>23016946
so you just used her huh
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>>23016960
4channel
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>>23000993
>Can you control someone's free will through magic?
No, I have to use my omnipotence. The most magic can do AFAIK is forcibly move your limbs puppet style. Anything more than that would have been mind control if my omnipotence didn't drown out the possibility entirely.
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>>23017711
You don't have omnipotence.
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>>23011180
>Gf gets better
That's when she cheated on you. Sorry.
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>>23001022
this, also get ready for revenge when she free herself and realize what you did to her
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>>23001582
Who hurt you? Was she fat?
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>>23013438
yes and chance on that encoring are 0.00001% that you hear from television, also same lie about lgbt population they are everywhere on tv but make up about 4% of hole population and as anon said >>23013851 he is prob rich from government benefits
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>>23001321
She's literally like a 2/10 dog, you really gonna sell your soul instead of going to the gym?>>23001346
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>>23000993
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>>23021240
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insightful comment
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>>23021257
What?
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>>23021257
Holy shit I have been looking for this all day
Thank you so much
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>>23022013
np
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>>23000993
I performed a ritual to stop my Gf being pregnant and later bound her to me by entwining our hair at various points... Not recommended as Im stuck with her now
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>>23022861
LMAO
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>>23011180
Break up with her, move on
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Magic isn't real, retard
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>>23023471
you stinky as fuck. P. U.
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>>23023471
>Magic isn't real
Very good album! Just went back to it the other day!
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>>23023596
CLAN REVEAL: BIBBLY
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>>23001372
kek



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