>>22815122This will be the heaven for my Mother, she takes care of water a lot.
>not using those japanese toilets where you can wash your hands and it drains in the toilet reservoirthough that is not cursed, OP, that's blessed.
>>22815345>not wanting to be crushed to death while taking a shit and the laundry is on
>>22815446>i don't know how to mount a washer>taking a shit when you have laundry hanging above youyou are supposed to clean your clothes, anon, not make it stink up even more.
>>22815519sorry I only know how to mount the old style washers (like your mother, son)
>>22815128A man in my hometown did this on the Gravitron at the autumn fair. He leaned back a bit too far, and was ejected from the ride, landing about twenty feet away. They now have a sign at the entrance to the ride that advises people not to stand up, and you have to sign a waiver before getting on.
It's time for, my kids
Any Beksinski or Giger thing is quite /x/
me again. specially sexual Giger things, their scary and porn as fuck.
>>22815122should have mounted the toilet above, then perch on it like a gargoyle
>>22815673That's fucking bullshit, no way that could happen
>>22815134This isn't cursed. This is blessed.
>>22817664but are they an organ donor?
>>22815122Post some actual cursed shit faggots.
>>22817664>>22817703That doesn't get you virtue points anymore.
>>22817756don't know what that is.
>>22815128i don't get this pic. what's that machine? is it from an amusement park or something?
>>22817853Ya it's one of those things that spin around real fast and suck you to the wall.
>>22817930so what's the guy doing there?
>>22817962As I understand it, from my feeble understanding of science, the centrifugal force of the spinning clings everyone to the walls. However, with some effort you can stand up on the wall and cling to it, though the ride is meant to have everyone's back against the wall.Basically, inadvisable thing that some people do. This is a popular image in cursed images threads and I'm not sure why. Either because its dangerous,or maybe because if you aren't familiar with the ride and the ability to do this, the image seems baffling.Either way I don't think its a big deal, but to each their own.
>>22817414The mother's painting from Goodfellas
>>22817750Does not look like a toe
>>22818019Thank you for your dedicated explanation, sir
>>22815729whats he thinking right now
>>22815128It's not even funny anymore
>>22817853Gravitron. You are pushed to the wall but it's like gravity is pulling you down to the wall, so you can get up and stand. Buy you will be sideways.
>>22818567it was never funny
>>22818834Look at that 10 year old boomer on the right
>>22815128>>22817853one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.They still use the same machine, but there's a huge sign that says faggot over one of those triangles in the ceiling.
>>22818071>>22817750>You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
>>22817420Can't wait to see this bitch in Hell.
>>22817765Lmao>>22818122Can't blame him: chicken is a rather unsafe meat to eat.
>>22819420Implying you'll be there as well
>>22818019because it threw him out of it 25 feet and killed him right after it
>>22820989this was a joke
>>22817772>I spend a lot of time down at the docksPresumably getting his hoop battered by hairy stevedores. Bet his arsehole is like a blown truck tyre
>>22815673Wtf are you talking about man?The pic is obviously photoshopped
>>22817420I think young HRC was a qt
>>22817664MN need a spot on their licence identifying MENTAL ILLNESSES!
>>22820968lol pattaya beach
>>22815339god i wish that were me
>>22817772This has to be a parody...right? Right?!
>>22817772>>22824446Google his name
>>22824478Photoshopped and transphobic
>>22817772>Nike really dropped the ball on his slave labour shoes
>>22815122any more like this?
Anyone have the picture where there's someone in a black cloak wearing a japanese mask with a trail of spiders going towards it?
>>22824943there's a bunch of things online that make this kind of stuff nowhttps://ganbreeder.app/
>>22818831This should carry the death penalty
>>22817420Who is it?
>>22818834F L A B B I NLABBIN
>>22821094The Legion of Doom
>>22821541Mirin them cheekbones
Bump I guess
>>22817772nice cult mountain ref though
>>22815128One fellow entertained this notion at the annual festivities at the locale of my residence, he reclined too far and rippen quickly through the fabric ceiling above the contraption, launching him many feet into the air. I suppose the machine threw him many hundreds of feet as he landed in some chaps garden over on the other side of the village. The whirlyjig is still used to this day but a triangular fabric cover has been hastily stitched in place over the nasty tear in the roof.
>>22815122It's not exactly cursed, it's just extremely ugly yet practical
>>22821541damn... Keanu Reeves had a rough year
>>22824943This is what dxm is like Holy fukc
>>22826232Judging from the observers in the corner, it's performance art.
>>22817414Crusty is based fuck off faggot
>>22825659Kys fucking faggot
>>22817772Can someone translate this please?
>>22830366Beholdeth, a man
>>22830642More than one person here has jacked off to that
>>22830642I just felt a lightning shock to my inner soul core after viewing that abomination.
>>22830121visual representation of a stroke
>>22817760I see this one all the time at /co/The room belongs to a Female-To-Male Transexual and all of the stickers are done by him. The snake OC is his fursona.
>>22815122cursed image NAHcursed reality YEAHwanna fix it?Only way to fix our lives is to fix nobody's lifeFor our lives are influenced and shaped by this one hell of motherfucker.Let's assist him >>22831015USE YOUR CREATIVE ENERGYHands down below is the best summary of /x/ minus horrors, ghost stories, insiginificant paranormals http://www.montalk.net/metaphys
>>22815776Welcome to /x/, newfag. Rippen is about the only thing still here that I appreciate. Lurk more.
>>22818834fucking lost it, what a great picture
>>22818831Decals shouldn't cover that much of the window.
>>22821102Eaten by mountain rats, brutal.
>>22825952>tfw that sound bobby makes
>>22815128a challenger appears
Shit thread, litteraly facebook tier
>>22815134I want to see more "Renaissance painters if they were alive today" paintings like this.>Male painter ends up including one of his guns/knives, a beer, and/or his EDC in every painting, especially in still lifes, instead of the ever-present nautilus cup>Female painter only paints self-portraits of her face, her feet, her sexiest outfits, bust portraits that center so much on her cleavage that her face is almost out of the portrait/frame>Fetish painter holed up in his above-shop hovel, painstakingly producing painting after painting of meticulously detailed, toned, soft-skinned, sweat-glistened ladies' ankles and collarbones for commission money from rich nobles, falling asleep at night clutching his body-length pillow embroidered with the visage of her majesty Queen Elizabeth
Please be careful with this one. It is a symbol of power.
>>22817755>What do you mean girls wear too much makeup? I barely even wear anything! And who are you to judge what women look li->*suddenly have to slam brakes, fashionably-unbuckled thot slams face-first into back of driver's seat*>*thot forced to stare at her shame-mask reflected back at her for the rest of the ride without arguments*
>>22834246>counter propaganda force working hardI like this. I can appreciate this.
>>22819171>when u nut but she still sculptin'
>>22834155i hear this guy flied up through the ceiling and died about a half mile away from the ride. shocked that they use the same gravitron machine with minor repairs to this very day
>>22829583>Look, funky-ass goblin nigga, I know you talkin' all kinds of forest shit, but I'ma just hit this bong, get high af, and go back to livin' like I ain't see yo pretend-ass talkin trash in my kitchen erryday, like it used to be>But Dwayne! The prophecy! The nature spirits of this earth demand that you->*BLBLBBBLBBLBLBBLBBL... fwwhhhooooooooo...* Yeah sorry bruh you best be gettin' back to magic land or some shit, I got this chick comin' over tonight an I don't want her seein no jank-ass dwarf hobblin around my pad wearin' my '90s high school gym clothes>But Dwayne! They are the only garments in this hovel where I am bound that fit my frame!>*BLBLBBBLBBLBLBBLBBL... fwwhhhooooooooo...* Yeah, nah, I ain't playin' this shit, I'ma hit up some Xbox at Tyrese' place, he ain't got no damn kitchen dwarves wearin' his hand-me-downs
>>22830366Wouldst thou like a featherless biped?
>>22831597imagine the smell :3
>>22829583I'd like to kick him in the fucking head
Fuck this comedy youtube shit tier thread, fucking /X/ has fallen so down
>>22830326Bronies are getting super edgy.
>>22821541That Luna slater lmao fuckin fat filthy junkie
>>22817760Is this Jumkey Bones?
>>22820989You think your smart? Chicken and all meat is edible raw
>>22817742Fuck man I'd feel bad for even saving this
>>22836127He fucked this bitch after he forced him to watched shower. It's hard to be a movie star...
>>22836861Idk man, i wouldn't pitty those old folks, they were just doing some "keep busy" activity at a retirement home. We're the ones attaching some deeper meaning to it. When your mind is deteriorating you lose the ego that we all love to show off. Who cares? Those old fucks don't, I'm sure of it.
>>22818831this nigga all over the place
>>22836042truly a cursed being
>>22824478What the fuck, that's really unsettling.
>>22824478can anyone explain?
>>22815729so who's the engineer in that ship on LV-426 now since David killed all the engineers on their home planet in Covenant?Or how does that ship even land on LV-426 now?God Covenant really fucked up the story line.
>>22815122*honk honk* still getting used to this new body.
>>22821114oh man i love stop animation!
>>22839054why the gfuck did this make me laugh
>>22839064That-s traditional animation the object wasn-t really there.
>>22839070no you-re an idiot
>>22830366Dark Souls beach party DLC when?
>>22839307is that vsauce?
>>22840008IT IS. Great picture right here.
>>22840161Thought the same thing,V-sauce man
>>22817414Leave Crusty alone you cunt.
>>22817772I wanna punch him
>>22821541Im sure those two look like a lot of us in this thread long time ago.
>>22840081Jesus fuck. Can you elaborate on this at all?
>>22824478>These repliesYeah I ain't clickin that shit
>>22815128this will never not be funny
>>22815673Slashed openlashed open
>>22821114I can hear the silent hill 1 squeaks.
>>22844699Pretty sure there's a pot of gold around here somewhere.
>>22844699holy shit it's like some kind of gay Eldritch horror
>>22833722Oh god why does this make me hard
>>22845682it makes my vagina retract into the abyss
>>22818834>>22819029I don't know why, but that blessed 10 year old boomer always makes me lose my shit. Even at random times during the day, I'll think of it and start laughing.
>>22821094A weapon to surpass Metal gear
>>22845682I can second that it made my pee pee happee
>>22839065You are missing a significant ascpect on the photo. A certain fag on the left...
>>22815128R I P P E N
>>22815128.gniliec eht ni selgnairt esoht fo eno revo toggaf syas taht ngis eguh a s'ereht tub ,enihcam emas eht esu llits yehT.dray s'ydobemos ni dednal eh erofeb yawa kcolb a tuoba mih gnilf ti sseug I .mih evoba gniliec savnac taht hguorht neppir dna raf oot kcab denael eH .nwot ni riaf eht ta siht did rekcufrehtom eno
>>22824943how to create an image like this?
>>22845742tits or gtfo
>>22817664lol that signature
>>22833722Your body is not ment to drink blood. Shit goes south once you develop coffee ground emesis and throw up coffee ground like substance because your digestive fluids can't process blood.
>>22849672Is that Billy Ellish?
>>22849823Mental illness is a hell of a thing.
>>22849842Yes, that is indeed William Eyelash.
>>22849872I like her music but she seems like ghetto trash.
>>22836778obviously YOU'RE not
>>22849672This bitch is so fuckin' annoying and her music fuckin' sucks
>>22820989People still dont know the risk of getting illness from raw meats is extremely low especially if you raise the animal
>>22821094>if the Addams Family were from Appalachia
>>22824920Ah, yes, the celebrated culinary classic, the tur-what-the-fuck-en.
>>22835916This really takes dedication and commitment more than most people realize when you think about it.Duchamp/10
I don't know if either of these images are cursed, but I also don't know which one I like better.What do y'all think, /x/?
>>22826232-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs-In contact with aliens-Possess psychic-like abilities-Control france with an iron but fair fist-Own castles & banks globally-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?-They learned fluent French in under a week-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>>22832879>Rippen is about the only thing still here that I appreciatebecause this board is so shit a terrible copypasta tops every post
>>22851155>checking double dubsI sort of do like how much it reminds me of a random still from a never-made David Lynch film.
>>22815128The gravitron carnival ride.
>>22851292Also known as "we decided to pit centrifugal force against centripital force, and see what would happen when they met... in the Real World."
>>22817755I ran into Tammy Faye in the car
>>22851559Wow. A "Tammy Faye Baker [nee Messner] wears too much makeup" joke.That's like some vintage shit; are you a Xennial, or a Millennial, or even a Boomer?Like, it's just such a rare gem of a joke, I have to ask.
>>22829583>y'all thought the Mobile Leprechaun was bullshit>u white bois know what's up now
>>22836778enjoy your salmon bacteria.
>>22851697>enjoy your salmon bacteria.
>>22850748>>22850417>>22851697The problem is Americans have to wash all their chickens in chlorine the shits so tainted. Unlike the rest of the world who have standards and clean animals.That's why yanks can't imagine raw eggs or meat
>>22851889>That's why yanks can't imagine raw eggsEgg yolks are safe everywhere, as long as they don't touch the OUTSIDE of the egg, and that's everywhere too. Due to a chicken's Common Cloaca design they are laying eggs and pooping out of the same orifice, so the outside of the eggs have a high risk of being tainted, literally.
>>22819381based and lebowskipilled
>>22815339this babby is based
>>22823355- anon types while furiously jerking off
>>22823355had to screencap this post because I know one day months from now I'll be scrolling through my folders and see some random greentext and I'll open it thinking "I wonder what this is" and I'll read this post and be rolling
>>22852481That whole debacle is proof enough that the entire world political system is a charade, fake.Brent Kavanagh was put through some humiliation ritual there was nothing at stake and both political sides completely played along.Everywhere is full of shills though.Also isn't it funny that Osama & Obama is one letter difference?They're mocking. Same actor probably played osama & obama.
>>22852123>Do you like hurting people?
>>22815726zidslaw is based, butchered his name but still RIP what a sad end to his life
>>22844699Man, Weather Report must be pissed
>>22850965That's Slavic retard
>>22853598That was fabricated by AI wasn't it?
>>22824478what am i supposed to be seeing here
>>22824879Normal high school graduation party
>>22824943Neural networks are fascinating
>>22849672She's soooo cool and weirrrrrd
>>22818831The fucking BoS logo got me
>>22821094I actually saw this kid on the news once, he is supposedly magnetic but i cant recall anything else
>>22832448Sauce or rundown?
>>22817648this doesn't scream 'cursed' for me, but I love it. one of the best things on /x/ is finding online crazy.
>>22831137no. it's >>22855041>>22825141>pic related
>>22815134I see nothing wrong with this
>>22834221you should get those dicks out of your mouth and fucking contribute, then.
>>22840365see picturenote boardremember post numbersgo to desuarchive.orgsearch post numberfind relevant thread??????profit
>>22846353Is he the kiddy fiddler?
>>22851820>That awkward moment when you come from an Eastern European family so this shit just looks normal to you
>>22855595More like 'this cat wishes it did not exist'
wow, bump limit reached and only 117/150 images posted. less bullshit, more contributing next time, /x/.
>>22854612>redundant>lol jk sick burn tho
>>22855680Well, how much damage did her makeup to do your car?>Wokka-wokka
>>22855626The only cursed thing about that image is that I don't have one.
>>22821114the fuck is that shit?
>>22821102eaten by mountain ratsfuckin metal
>>22834474fried rice and shrimpdesu
>>22851889nah we wash the chickens with deep fry oil