Creepy greentexts thread. I'll start.
pt 1 / 2
>>22650815pt 2 / 2
>>22650810Why is /x/ so obsessed with skin walkers? Literally every second creepypasta is a variation of >go camping>meet weird hobo/ friend says something weird>Muh sKiNwAlkErCan't you Americans think of anything else that might actually be spooky?
>>22650875This is a real story that happened to me.>go gamping>hobo yerked me off>skin walker
>>22650815Was there anymore to this or not?
>>22650894There was the picture that said 2/2, which was just the map of OP
>>22650875>suddenly smells like blood and copper
>>22651468i don't even
>>22652853Where's the 2nd part about how the tunnels turned out to have been dug by a child-snatching pedo who's still roaming them from time to time?
>>22653217Damn didn't cap that
>>22650810>>22650810Fucking thank you for making this thread. I have been waiting 2 weeks for this.
Classics coming through
>>22650859>my whole family is pro-fun
>>22652754>implying it's possible to get a CC permit in Maryland at allYou basically need to be a mayor or another big public official, AND you need proof that someone is actively trying to assassinate you.
>>22650851Quite the comfy read.
I found these in the archives.1/2anyone have another part?
>>22651053Did OP get kil by the ayy or something? I’m interested as fuck in this.
>>22652799nice, thanks for sharing
>be me>be little kid>was staying at my dads place, parents are divorced>be playing outside>springtime but still relatively cold outside>walk around the playground in front of my dad's home>see pale white kid with a greenish hue in the 13/14 y/o age range in a dark crimson jacket with plain black shirt underneath>kid had pointy hair that looks somewhat unnatural and spikes slighly pointing backwards>kid had very reduced cheeks to almost no cheeks at all and very pointy and above average sized teeth>kid had ridiculously small eyes wich where very reflective, almost like diamonds>kid had overly pronounced eye folds as if he was pushing his eyes shut on purpose>kid had visable cheek/jawmuscles and jaw ligments similar to predatory dinosaurs>kid had this inhuman grin on his face, very tiny ears and stood there as if he was talking to other people in a conversation but no one was there>walk past this weird kid at roughly 20/21 feet distance>check this kid out after having passed him>he was now wearing a grey woolen sweater, with his jacket nowhere to be seen, with another kid having appeared out of thin air, talking as if they where there the whole time>I walk by even further, took a close look back at the kid down from the end of the block>he was once again wearing a crimson red jacket, but of a different design than the first one>other guy is suddenly gone too>look away>look back again>2 more guys who looked roughly 19 years old and somewhat overweight have appeared in like 3 seconds max and all 3 of them where significantly closer now>they where all staring and facing at me with the weird kid in the middle, still grinning>the kid was once again wearing a grey sweater.>run to my dads home seriously freaked out>hear an inhuman scream somewhere behind me>my dad had just opened the door and heared it too>dad claimed he saw me constantly looking behind me, me getting freaked out and what he described as a sentient, moving Heat haze following me.
>>22655490>be me, a couple of days ago>be guy with birth defect that should have made me die the second i was born>have a facial disfiguration that makes my eyes and mouth look upside down>had to be homeschooled because of it>fastforward to the time of this story>get a cheap car from some salesman>looks cheap as shit, doesn’t have tailpipes or anything, looks more like a piece of metal made into the shape of a car>it didn’t even have a license plate>fast as shit though>be driving in some bumfuck place in oregon with the car>for some reason, as i drive, the sky lights up for ten seconds like daytime came again>weirded as fuck, keep driving though>after ten seconds, the sky darkens again>SUDDENLY A FUCKING DEER RUNS IN THE DIRECTION OF MY CAR>SHIT>THE FUCKING DEER DIES AS IT GETS PUMMELED BY THE CAR(1/2)
>>22655670cont.>i hit my head on the car hard, shit doesn’t have airbags>stumble out, head hurting like hell as i look at my car>it’s fucking crushed>deer is nowhere to be seen>my fucking car is destroyed>headache starts getting to me, i drop down, holding my head>a couple of minutes pass as i hear a car coming to the scene>driver drops down, sees me resting on the ground>asks me if i’m ok, sounding genuinely concerned>”God my head is killing me...” i say weakly, sound’s muffled by my hoodie>guy asks if i hit a deer>silence.avi>after silence, i ask for help again, this fuckwad won’t do anything>guy says that he can’t do anything>says he’ll call a tow truck when he rolls into the next town>headache finally stops, decide to get up and look at the driver>he sees my face>i see his face>guy fucking screams in terror as he runs into his car>bolt to his car, he closes the door just in time though so i slam my disgusting-ass face onto the window>try to smile, knocking and asking him to open the door>THE FUCKTARD DRIVES OFF, DRIVES RIGHT INTO MY CAR, FUCKING IT UP EVEN MORE>pissed.jpeg>have to call a cab to drive me home, guy’s weirded out by my face but is apologetic when i tell him my story>go home and write this thread(2/2)
>>22656512I don't understand.Who blocked the tunnel? Didn't my parents see it from the bottom?Why aren't them sending help the very moment my bro steps outside and see I am not coming out?
>>22650851>when people are still using the screencap edit I made even though a better one was posted before about an hour after I posted mine.i feel appreciated man
>>22658075>before the thread ended, after I posted mine I meant
Did anyone cap the story of the guy who did delivery for a chinese food restaurant? At one part he had a standoff with a dude and a pizza delivery driver
>>22651841>Then I hear [what I just said], but sounds like a cat/dog trying to mimic human speech
>be in le woods>hear spooky>mus b nothin'>hear spooky again>mus b nothin'>see leaves rustle and hear scream>see figure>LE NOPE.XD>get in my faggot smartcar>carry a katana with me wherever I go now
So I just had a dream I was sharing a creepy experience I had in a different dream, via greentext, to /tg/. Want me to share it? Its the second time I've revisited said "greentext" dream's events. it involves me riding a quad with my pops and ending up deep in the woods in "Somethings" territory. first was a revisit to the location.Always feel a strong fear and dread in dreams tied to this first one, which was legitimately horrifying.
>>22650815>CoronaNo thanks please stay away ayys go fuck with new york
>>22650875I wouldn't worry about it.
>>22652810>>22652815What the hell? You would just get out a morse code chart and get him to use the crushing sound to communicate.
>>22650851I enjoy security stories, these were a good read but not believable. They need to be more subtle.
>>22659942>Then I realized everything was quiet, no birds, no animals, no nothing
>>22656742la luz extinguida...
>>22662537>nearby animals start acting weird
>>22656517This is a good one. If it were real OP is a little fuckin' bitch. Just like those "We don't talk about it anymore" types.
Got a good one, got oc from an old thread
>>22663118Post the second part
Posting my favorite
>>22655704Show your face mutant
>>22662733>friend goes into woods to jack off>comes back acting like a tard throughout the camping tripWhy the fuck do people on here keep making fucking skinwalker stories even though it’s universally known that a big ass majority of /x/ is fucking sick of them?There are literally thousands upon thousands of cryptids to larp about seeing but it’s always skinwalkers
>>22663979I thought I saw bigfoot or something's eye shine once. My dad stopped the car to go check, whatever it was it had to be fucking fast cause by time we got up to the bend it was at in the road it was gone. And my dad floored it when he saw it.had orangeish eye shine and stood about level with the tree tops. didn't see anything but that, but my god my dad stood there for ten minutes staring into the tree line.guy has no fucking fear, another time he stopped after hearing a large splash along side a pond that sounded like a large dog or person belly flopped into it, and stood by the edge shining his phone's light to get a look at whatever it was. Didn't see but, seriously one of these days he's gonna get horror movied for basically rubbing his nuts on the face of the unknown
>>22654347love reading these and the ones about Blue, the Aussie and his aunt
>>22664226>Rubbing his nuts on the face of the unknownI will find a way to use this saying in life.
>>22652761>my music box is haunted...another daynigger find this story. sounds fantastic.
>>22663118>have gf>gets cheated on>don't boot her out so chad has to take care of her /she lives in carthis faggot is already a massive cuck and i hate him.
>>22655349From what I know OP didn't get kill, but stopped replying all of a sudden.
>>22665352In reality love and relationships are a big project, and everybody makes mistakes. He actually overreacted if she only slipped up once.
>>22655665sounds like you witnessed a demon OP
>>22665631You're sad, you'd really forgive someone who disrespected the relationship because "mistakes" ? She didn't slip and fall on his dick she knew what she was doing
>>22663118Sorry for not posting before
>>22656474I love this one. It sounds cute as hell.>>22658075I know this feeling. I'm the guy who capped the story about some kind of sasquatch-esque creature that snatched chili from a cabin in the dead of the night. I love it when people repost it, or anything I made to be honest. I just feel like I belong. Too bad I don't have my old stash anymore.
This one is a bit out the arse, but it's a nice read.
Interesting read. Deus Ex-related.
And one of the all-time classics just to finish my posting streak. I don't have much saved since I lost most of it to an angry cunt. I wish I was joking.
>>22651841I SHMELL PENNIES
>>22667031Tell us more.
God I live for these types of threads. Nothing is better than staying up all night and reading these stories in total darkness
>>22650812Well this one is terrifying
>>22655665Gotta love it when you almost get torn apart by violent fae.
>>22656498>creepy creature tortures anon to give him the nerve to cap a homieAre we sure anon didnt just go to basic training?
>>22652747>says greentext is from October>few lines down says blah blah mid november>OP faggot as usual
>>22663979>groups of people have been killed in those woods>but I won't post any proof because I'm a turbofaggot.
>>22656524this one would be good if the OP weren't obviously a writer. No one uses "pallid" in a sentence if they aren't writing fiction. I mean it still is fiction, but you get the picture.
>>22651841>>22659942>>22662537>>22662537>>22662733TOP FUCKING KEK
>>22650859I really liked this one
>>22670443stop hiding behind your fathers cum rag you fat paki whore
>>22650810>innawoods with friends>bad smell?>set up camp>woah definite bad smell!>friend goes off alone>returns acting strangely>go to sleep>everyone dead but me>friend is naked and the whole area smells like ROT and COPPER>go home and don't report to police
>>22650875It's the ultimate /k/ fantasy.
>>22667031Anon please don't leave me blueballed like that
>>22651056That's like a proto-SCP entry. Very nice.
These types of threads are why I come to /x/.
>>22650810I feel like if you go off innawoods with your friend and you're the only one who comes back people are going to have questions that "skinwalkers" isn't going to solve.
>>22674771Sorry, this was the only picture that the anon who I saved it from posted. It’s legible, if a bit hard on the eyes.
>be me>be 19>6 years ago>hunting in a wilderness area>sunsoutgunsout.png>been out here for 4 days.>Been hearing some weird shit, but nothing absolutely crazy>Mostly just breathing>Safe to say that should have been red flag number one to get the fuck out of there.>chilling by a river. Im leaving tomorrow morning so I don't really feel like taking out anything bigger than a rabbit>Look across river and shit my pants>Across the river is something I can only describe as an elongated woman.>Her arms and legs have to be at least 5 feet on their own.>Neck like one of those giraffe bitches in africa>Her head is twitching and swaying>Shes wearing tattered white clothes, and has matted black hair that goes down to around her lower back>She screeches so fucking loud my ears start ringing.>I start hauling ass outta there. Know that if I head west I will hit a trail and can take that back to the parking lot.>10 fucking miles to go>I hear her behind me, at least 15 feet back.>nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope>At this point it's giggling and chanting something>No idea what the fuck it was saying, sounded something like Oar rock or something>Hauling mad ass. Make it to the trail after what I can only assume was 3 hours of straight sprinting>Continue running, at this point I hear her to the back and left of me.>She doesn't want to leave the cover of the forest>At this point I realize that the only reason I am still alive, is the fact that I am on the trail. Because she sounds like she is right fucking next to me.>Legs start moving like shaggy's in scooby doo when he sees a monster>Make it to the car. One more inhuman screech and that's the last I hear of whatever the hell she was.>Always bring a buddy with me when I go on hunting trips now.
>>22652853>>22652847your caps are way too wide, m80.
>>22653217fuck now I really wanna read this
>be me>5 year old reddit fag>go to 4chan becouse everyone on reddit is writing gay greentexts and i want to do that too>see shitpost>get scared and go back to cancerous subreddits about space dicks or some shitgreentexts are cancer and is only written by normies.
>>22652810I like benevolent encounter stories, makes a nice change
>>22667031Sorry again internet fucked
>>22675970Don't die on me now, little buddy
>>22675970ay dude srslyfinish the story
>>22676110>>22676230https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22501145/#22536674OP probably fucked off.
>>22650812holy fucking shit this is unnerving as fuck. I can fucking picture the grey, tall, skinny forest trees as a he sees the woman through a small slit in between the trees. fuuuck
>>22652775I lived in bumfuck nowhere northern New Hampshire as a kid and saw the exact thing he described. We had a field that was about 300 yards across, I was out there taking my dog for a walk and I look up and see this extremely tall, skinny, pale fucker right at the tree line, leaning out from behind a tree. My dog went crazy and started running full speed right in its direction, the thing just stood upright and vanished behind the tree.
>>22660934Nice try mister skinwalker but I'm keeping my katana
>>22662537>Then I see an wolf/deer/human/bear/thingbut the figure is all wrong hiding in front of the treeline
>>22677066>I ruhn faster than _______from a/an ________
>>22660990Well? You gonna share it sillybuns?
>>22662537That's one partly legit though. Wildlife tends to be quiet when a predator is afoot.
>>22656430damn this one's fucking crazy
>>22678951You mean fake?
>>22674624Greentext threads are among the last pockets of decent content left on this board.
>>22650815>>22650822I live in that area
>>22650812I WOULD FUCK HER. NO CONDOMS IN THE ASS BABY
>>22680014Oh shit Anon you like Jerma too?
>>22675970Sorry again, my internet keeps shitting out.
>>22680891The finale!!! Sorry for being slow posting, my network is shit
>>22680948Dissapointing, why didnt uncle and dad get along?
>>22681042Being involved with the death/disappearance of a camper is a good reason for someone to be wary of you. Plus if the uncle told the dad about what he saw and heard, the dad would probably think he's crazy.Also, humans can have an instinctive aversion to the real paranormal. If the dad knew what was up, he may have wanted to stay as far away from that stuff as possible. Ignore what goes bump in the night, and it might ignore you. The uncle got through the story by just going back into his tent and pretending he didn't see the figure, you know.
>>22680948god fucking dammit, comcast!
>>22650859I like these ones the most because they're plausible. People are always worse than the cryptids.
>>22650815So then what's the best defense if ayyyyy's try to kidnap you?
>>22683159Strip off and start jacking off while screaming at the top of your lungs
>>22650812Tbh i think this story is cute. He loves his friend and thats and thats the reason he survived.If i were his friend id never leave his side <3
>>22656459Any follow up to this?
>>22650810not mine, but a friend of mine, story below from his perspective>be me>be 2009>be railfan>be involved in various project with the railway company>this time my community got a project from the company to restore an old diesel locomotive>heads to the train depot in the City>huge ass depot was built back in 1866>lots of spoopy stories involved>depot area also include boneyard for retired train coaches and DMUs>the old diesel locomotive is put to restoration process>Day 1 proceeds smoothly>or so we thought>be midnight after>thunderstorm outside>chilling with depot staffs and mechanics, blast some music and cracking open some cold ones>exchanging jokes and some bs stories>suddenly heard rustling and steps on the roof>"its probably local cats">yeah okay>two of my fellow railfans involved in the project went to the toilet, too much drink>the toilet located outside the depot>1 hour later both didnt showed up>ok what the fuck>depot staffs suggests we conduct a search >borrowed some flashlights and headlamps>head outside embracing the thunderstorm, searching for two man in pitch black darkness among train graveyards(cont)
>>22684545>after 1 hour searching, one depot mechanic found them at the top of an old concrete water tower, pitch dark in the middle of thunderstorm, among the train boneyard>water tower that used to store water for steam locomotive water refuels>they sat on the top of the water tank>motionlessly, stares blankly"HEY GET DOWN">no response from both of them>keeps staring blankly with no expressions at all>then suddenly both of them starts chanting an unknown song or mantras>one of the depot mechanic that has some insight about local folklores recognized the chants>its an ancient chant, not possible a modern man could know this unless he was born in a mythical-oriented family>the staff asks if both families has relation to mysticism>no, they're very religious>well shit, time call local spiritual figure>depot overseer who aware of all shitstorm that is currently happening immediately puts up his phone and calls his acquaintance, apparently some local spiritual man>explained to me that this is not the first case here of paranormal activities>there are lot of paranormal reports in this depot area, even since 1950s>areyoufuckingkiddingme.gif>30 minutes later>local spiritual man arrived at train depot>overseer explained the whole situation>nodded calmly>heads to the scene. both of my apparently possessed friend still sit motionlessly, chanting the ancient mantras or some bs>the spiritual man climbs up to the top of the tower, illuminated only by the flashlights from staffs below>doing his things for a good minute and suddenly my friends came back to their senses>evacuated both of them>heads back to the depot(cont)
>>22684565>they said that when on their way to the toilet outside, they saw some female figures dressed in red>tried to run back inside but after that dont remember anything>said that they only remember that they were running back inside the depot, and suddenly found themselves drenched in rainwater, in the middle of thunderstorm at midnight, sitting on top of old water tower>depot overseer intensely paying attention to their stories>said that this wasnt the first time the red figures showed up>local spiritual man suggests to put some rite as a gesture of apologize>asks why>he said that unseen beings near the depot are disturbed by your loud music >areyoushittingmejustbecausesomeshittymusic.wav>eventually agreed to commence the rite>disturbance stops, no more bizarre things and weird reports coming after until the project finished 8 days later.
>>22674624>>22674624Been to Camp Courtney, can confirm, some parts of Oki are haunted as fuck.
>>22656512this is wierdly both incredibly creepy and kinda kinky to me at the same time.
>>22656459Please tell me there is more to this. idc if it's complete bullshit I love this shit
What happened to the old man prisoner?
>>22656531What is this a black mirror episode
>>22683186>>22684264I'll just shoot them with crossbow bolts covered in my shit and cum.
Anyone got the one about the guy who went to the mental house for a few years cuz his pregnant wife left him the night they had a baby and the baby cried for 5 days straight and didn’t eat or drink for a week yet the doctors kept claiming the kid was fine.
>>22650815>>22650822the sad part is that if it was real aliens he wouldn't have remembered shit except for seeing a UFO and thinking it was strange.
>>22656474Precious little rock friends, i love them
>>22683107I always lmao at "blowoutsoonstalker"
>>22656485Is this Fatty McLightbar from the "two hunters go up into the Ozarks for boar, get shut down by primeval instinct, and proceed to burn every scrap of plant life including an entire small tree in a clearing to keep a predator away" story?
>>22674771>>22674800higher res version
>>22653217>>22674952Here's the link to the thread https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/22632217/#22637759I can't find anything additional to that post though
>>22656498this sounds like his subconscious / spirit /whatever you want to call it was preparing him for something bad he felt was going to happen a week in advance.
>>22652738So he takes pics of the lake he drinks from, or the rock he hid in, but didn't take a pic of any of his destroyed stuff and bent forks? Plausibility ruined
Looking for a specific greentext if anyone happens to have it. I haven't been able to find it, it's been a couple years since I first read it in a thread like this on. Native American kid comes home (think he was at uni for a couple years). Everyone is acting all weird, it seems like his mom is terrified of his brother, and his brother is actig very strange. Him and his brother used to get along great but now he's distant and spooky. Real quiet and aggitated. Something about a lake. I don't remember finishing reading the story and I'd like to, so sorry that it's so vague.
>>22650859this was a nice read
>>22693258Bless the Jews for making dicks look sexy
>>22690679Well, that might be because I made up that second part